💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

bullet can pierce altyn facemask but not wood

or killa facemask whichever one the guy i killed had

[hearty oar]

my personal experience with the merlin is... you move just a little bit and the ammo will fly different spot like the MOA just jump up to 10

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @viral egret it was genuinely like that this morning

[viral egret]

average mxlr experience

i had easier time doing tarkov shooter 1 and 2 with mosin than mxlr

because the bullets literally fly anywhere but the front sight

its like you are blindfiring

[hearty oar]

by the way, try making some cosplay stuff so what do you guy think about this MK12 mod 1 i build?

[viral egret]

gg go next i guess

[viral egret]

decently similar

[soft coral]

ushooting at craters on the moon?

[viral egret]

that is like

a m16a1 though

anot m4

but i think it doesnt matter

[keen sparrow]

Lo pro gas block would’ve worked

And the KAC rs

Charging handle is wrong

[hearty oar]

the KAC RS dont have the cover both side

keep going guy, i will change the part to make it more correct

[viral egret]

my tarkov

is so laggy

for no reasaon

[keen sparrow]

That’s it really

[viral egret]

im sorry for playing this shit game

[keen sparrow]

Oh and you have the meta upper on there, lol

[viral egret]

yo rex what helmet do you recommend

class 4 and like cheap or smth

[keen sparrow]

Anything but the caiman

[viral egret]

im running bastions and they're 50-60k each

which is kinda expensive cause i keep dying to hjed eyes nywaya

but i wanna be sure i can tank a headshot atleast

[keen sparrow]

I’ve been running nothing but wendys on my spt for the past month, lol

Just anything but the caiman

[viral egret]

wendy?

which helmet is that

[keen sparrow]

The team wendy. It’s like peacekeeper level 4 or some shit

[viral egret]

ah

[keen sparrow]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Team_Wendy_EXFIL_Ballistic_Helmet_(Coyote_Brown)

[viral egret]

i dont have l4 peacekepeer yet so

jesus 1k usd damn

[hearty oar]

so somehow i find out the URX have cover sideway so i just patch it up

it does improve ergo

[keen sparrow]

I love the new handguards for the sr25

They do that c-clamp grip lol

[compact knoll]

FENT LEAN

[hearty oar]

no... just want to try something new like do some sharpshooting while make sure enemy feel not want to pick my gun because they like meta

[soft coral]

they'll strip attachments

[viral egret]

i got one of my m4s back in insurance

it wasnt even close to meta it was mid

mfs took everything

i got left with no stock, muzzle device, mag or scope

[ancient marsh]

why is none of the epstein island citizens in vc

[viral egret]

i can join

im getting kirked on factory

[soft coral]

I CLICK AWAY FOR 5 SECONDS

[hearty oar]

well... they dont use the that leopord scope when they like vudu and razor. the silencer can only use if you use MK12 barrel. bring it will only make them likely throw it away for better gun if they kill another or else. but i believe it will comeback easy than most of the gun

[viral egret]

bro

that shit will be stripped

[compact knoll]

oh hey its @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

u will end up gettiong maybe the barrel and the receiver in mail

[compact knoll]

im here

[keen sparrow]

How did i fucking know

I was in another server and got the notification

[soft coral]

rex u know if u get pinged and u see gamma

[keen sparrow]

Punch that motherfucker for me will you?

[soft coral]

its either me with some rando crap

or some diabolical shit from the others

[keen sparrow]

Or xal asking about jail

Fucking sheep

[compact knoll]

avarage labs player circa 2026

[hearty oar]

i was believe my damm Blood diamond will be strip off but they not even pick it. even scav player not even pick it up and it still in piece in my stash after 4 time die with it

[soft coral]

told her my love language is physical touch and she started beating me (shes the one)

[soft coral]

why do I feel like that one is from personal experience

[keen sparrow]

What is your first language. Not trying to be an ass, honestly curious

[hearty oar]

vietnamese

[keen sparrow]

Not into whips.candle wax is cooler.

[soft coral]

hmmmm

[keen sparrow]

Based

[soft coral]

VIETNAM NUMBA ONE

[hearty oar]

fight america and still play with them and america's enemy. how based we are

[soft coral]

well my potential love interest is into puppyplay

we're all cooked one way or another

[compact knoll]

he got slapped and he is smiling

i think if i punch him he will cum

[soft coral]

but what am I reading

[ancient marsh]

if he had a twitter account the profile picture would be an anime girl and a flag of a country ive never heard of before

[keen sparrow]

You guys eat ducks, you’re okay in my book.

[keen sparrow]

His electric pimp cane

Gross

[keen sparrow]

Oh what’d you do with meredith stout, the militech blondie

[hearty oar]

duck? people out there except china and france dont eat duck or what?

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

In America only country people eat duck

[compact knoll]

he is just a chill dude

[cyan garnet]

Duck is yummers

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-abides-alrighty-then-gif-18505941

[hearty oar]

bro... we asian eat everything that have legs (i think those chinese have way to eat chair and table... i think?)

[keen sparrow]

Duck egg was interesting

Filipinos call it ‘Balut’

[hearty oar]

oh yeah... fried duck egg. somehow i love it more than chicken egg

[keen sparrow]

Nonono, it’s just raw, lol

Like, the chick is still in the shell

[hearty oar]

you eat raw egg?

oh

[keen sparrow]

[hearty oar]

trứng vịt lộn

that one

[keen sparrow]

Bless you

Yes

[hearty oar]

yeah that is good as hell

[keen sparrow]

I thought it’d be gross, it was good

[hearty oar]

dip it with salt+pepper+lemon

[keen sparrow]

Its like hard-boiled egg, but crunchy

Also, can we talk about egg coffee??

[hearty oar]

i am drinking one

right now

at 1:40 am

[keen sparrow]

I used to make them every day

Stuff is amazing

[hearty oar]

oh that is sweet

try replace coffee with cacao

or hot chocolate

it fit perfect

[keen sparrow]

K, gotta chase my son around, back to hating tarkov

[hearty oar]

my friend just got pretise so

i just got 200k Euro to make lv4 stash

everybody ask him for gear and stuff but i just want to upgrade my stash and finally enjoy making Fence's partner ship

well... i guess this is my customize MK12 mod 1 now. other part to push the stat up a bit to make the gun easy to handle

[keen sparrow]

I want to like the new leupold but good god the reticule is cramped

[hearty oar]

nice iron sight

[keen sparrow]

I wish they’d add the troy dioptics

[hearty oar]

i very hate the ring iron sight

maybe because i shot AK47 a lot

now in here, army get Custom Galil as standard issue not AK47 anymore

it surely lighter but damm it feel not accuracy than the AK47

[soft coral]

finally some good news

[soft coral]

no

burn

eat sand.

[keen sparrow]

You don’t even play tarkov

[soft coral]

THANKGOD FOR THAT

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

genuinely

[keen sparrow]

Found some models, i’m adding them to spt

[soft coral]

[little flame]

awwww hell nah

https://tenor.com/view/aw-hell-nah-what-ah-hell-nah-hell-nah-theangrygrandpashow-angry-grandpa-destroys-microwave-gif-9803936862620064014

[keen sparrow]

Already?

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kuBJxA0kNAs

[ancient marsh]

i like the way he says "yellow man"

also

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tongue-out-flight-flight-reacts-cat-tongue-gif-5336416477717479720

[soft coral]

bro got the ganjawoman

[keen sparrow]

Based Valerie player

Love that pos game

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @little flame @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent cultussy huntussy?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shock-gasp-what-da-hell-open-mouth-gif-10085839188243199944

[stark torrent]

Literally going to sleep sir

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/idiotic-buddies-idiotic-buddys-dumbledoreshrug-dumbledore-can't-win-with-dumbledore-gif-6643749937216476171

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/3bJZZ1TIPb

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/s/HYJ0J75b4p

[viral egret]

what the actual fuck id that pistol

[viral egret]

did this once

mouse still works after

[compact knoll]

You bit it you fucking gorilla?

[viral egret]

no

i didnt go to the reddit shit bjt based bt the startign image

i did the same as he did once snd mouse worked fine after

i bent the plastic thingies

[wintry ridge]

why

[viral egret]

anger

tf else

curiosity?

[wintry ridge]

just bite it like a normal person

[viral egret]

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[blazing basin]

just cannon it through a wall like a normal person

[viral egret]

german brick wall

can shoot a barrett and it wont go thru

[blazing basin]

monitor then

[viral egret]

too expensive

[blazing basin]

lesson about playing rage-inducing games

[viral egret]

the mouse was rhe cheapesr part

so it got tortured

[wintry ridge]

just flagellate urself with it like a catholic

[viral egret]

can we speak english

[wintry ridge]

beat urself with it for penance

[viral egret]

bro what am i a masochist

[wintry ridge]

its saintly

[viral egret]

i am not religious

[compact knoll]

If anything he is orthodox

[wintry ridge]

its the only way to escape from tarkov

[compact knoll]

Get your christian tradiations right

[viral egret]

i would theoretically and should be christian orthodox wtv irs called

[compact knoll]

If god has mercy on you he may save you from tarkov

[viral egret]

i just never really invested myself too deep into religion

[compact knoll]

Really the only way to escape yes

[viral egret]

mainly cause christians keep telling me theyll skin me.alive

[blazing basin]

Sure bud, they definitely said that

[viral egret]

along the lines of that

mostly death threats

[compact knoll]

For what lmao

[viral egret]

most of the time just because i dont believe as strongly as they do

then again those guys were kinda extremists at that point or whatever

took shit too seriously imo

[compact knoll]

Literally against bible doctrine

But alright sure

Hypocrites

[viral egret]

termianl when

terminal

[compact knoll]

Never

[viral egret]

escape tarkocv

[compact knoll]

Maybe when iedy gets it

Im tilted

[viral egret]

xal will not let you live it down

[compact knoll]

I cba to die and lose an hour of progress again

[viral egret]

dam then

maybe thee comes back and joins you

alongside iedy

and yall escape

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DYAxBbyo7WA

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCQU8u7k9g&list=RD2zCQU8u7k9g&start_radio=1

[keen sparrow]

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-gif-27326947

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3s8ZVc3pHALKZipD9ks6KX?si=ahv_wYD8QrO7JSdWtpE7kg

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

ayyyyy

fk this weather

[glacial haven]

-12°C in Romania

[soft coral]

gypsy beggers outside will freeze ggs

[glacial haven]

I already like the cold, no need sweeten the weather even further

[viral egret]

@stark torrent dupa ce a murit iliescu a venit vremea inapoi

[soft coral]

aaalright

this chat is off to a great start thus morning

[glacial haven]

the majority of them make money through begging and scamming tourists, everyone gets what they deserve

[viral egret]

ye

mfw donate to a beggar and after passing by 30 mins alter hes rocking a hypercar

[soft coral]

reaaaal and true

[soft coral]

just noticed

company bus has 451 thousand kilometers on record
@stark torrent @glacial haven

[viral egret]

shits going places

[stark torrent]

Barely out of factory

Start of its lifespan

[soft coral]

nearly 9 and were standing doing jack all

[wintry ridge]

i mean, game was gonna be pve originally

then they realized it'd be better with the risk of PVP in the mix

[stark torrent]

I mean it has 300k ppl constantly, which is a lot

But comparing it to tarkov is fruitless, Arc has much less risk reward shit

Like ppl are annoyingly friendly it turns into a constant scav run every mission

It is fun only for so long

[wintry ridge]

there's still some reward but its easy to get money and there's not much motivation for PVP other than player kits n stuff

[wintry ridge]

its a good thing they added uhh

aggression based matchmaking

so you can get into pvp focused lobbies if you kill people

dont need to deal with pve'ers as much

[stark torrent]

It doesnt work quite like that tho, its still in early stages

Dunno how they will achieve a perfect result but good luck to them

[wintry ridge]

i hope they add more incentives towards PVP

player loot is nice but you risk way more than you'll ever make back

bringing out purple and blue stuff just to fight 6 free kits and only guys with stitchers

i hope marathon doesnt sabotage itself anymore before release

i just want a first person pvpve extraction shooter that doesnt try to do tactical larp

[ancient marsh]

And then soy out like homosexuals that people participate in it

Even the CEO is a fucking pussywhipped moron who should kill himself NOW

[wintry ridge]

cry harder fatty

[wintry ridge]

div 1 survival also kinda filled this but it was third person

also why are they remaking div 1

[ancient marsh]

Me to arc players when they cry someone kills them in a game where you can get killed by someone

[stark torrent]

That game is dead on arrival

[ancient marsh]

When did I compare it to tarkov

[ancient marsh]

Its gone

[wintry ridge]

idk... it still has bungie fans

its dead after a month at least

[ancient marsh]

Bungie fans

2026

[wintry ridge]

have you seen the destiny2 fans

theyll play whatever

[ancient marsh]

No

I haven't seen a single person who likes d2

[stark torrent]

Ppl will play it, prob will pay streamers to do it

But yeah it will be irrelevant after the sponsorship ends and everyone goes back to anything else

[wintry ridge]

we must have different feeds

[ancient marsh]

Greyzone moment

[wintry ridge]

i keep getting destiny 2 shit recommended and its so sad seeing the state of the game rn

[stark torrent]

Most loyal 300 player game

[ancient marsh]

Didnt play on my friends Terraria server for a couple days

Thats a good star of David tho

[wintry ridge]

just put old content back up man, vaulting shit in a paid game

[ancient marsh]

I thought d2 is free

[wintry ridge]

now it is

paid content was just straight up removed

[wintry ridge]

watching people ask for destiny 1 to get a remaster even though like 90% of the content from that game is in destiny 2

[soft coral]

ive still barely done anything

and was sent with our boss to get stickers

[ancient marsh]

took this off a guy on factory couple days ago

@stark torrent whats the best build for mcx?

[viral egret]

try long handguars maybe

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent shorter handguard with QDC way better than long + thor

[viral egret]

dam

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret wanna go shoreline in 30 min

we can hop on streets after

or reserve

[stark torrent]

He is at school man

[ancient marsh]

learn those ABCs then bitch ass mf

[ancient marsh]

and you go teach em

[stark torrent]

Interesting find

[little flame]

snoreline

[soft coral]

so euro pallets are smaller than american ones

those american wooden pallets be heavy as fuck
@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Yes americans have double the size on everything

[compact knoll]

Whats with the random flags

What's the green one is supposed to be even

[soft coral]

including their women

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

🇱🇹

[compact knoll]

That's so disgustingly bad

[ancient marsh]

fuck you voldemort

https://tenor.com/view/nap-time-sleepy-tired-mummy-voldemort-gif-16170362

how artem sleeps before hopping on that terminal attempt

[soft coral]

when its so cold

the glue just refuses to melt

so now we sit and do jack shit

[ancient marsh]

men do this at the construction site for 8 hours and then come back and beat their wives because their life is so stressful

[soft coral]

god bless im not in construction

[next temple]

enter chat
first thing i see

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-shoot-me-kms-shoot-choking-gif-18076903094489133625

[next temple]

Why is rexana tweaking out

[keen sparrow]

I wish stalker 2 was good

Reasonable crashout methinks

[cyan garnet]

Stalker 2 is so ass

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

geography class

teacher starts taljing about chemistry

then maths

then history

and then communism

80 years old teacher

[keen sparrow]

oh you're like a high schooler or something huh

welp, can't post nsfw shit here that i shouldn't have been posting anyways, lol

[viral egret]

i cant wait to go home and play tarkov and die to 20 kd leng vio jes

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

iran is cancelled

[glacial haven]

well, a can of red bull is about 2.65 Million Iranian Rial at the moment

[ancient marsh]

0.00

is fucking crazy

WHO'S GOT MONOPOLY MONEY NOW, FUCKER

[glacial haven]

it always was sub one cent, the currency was always essentially worthless

What even was the cause for this immense fucking crash

[keen sparrow]

the current democide might have something to do with it

or 25% tariffs on any country trading with them

[glacial haven]

well

[keen sparrow]

i got 2 of those, lol

Yeah, Khamenei is so fucked

[glacial haven]

It's not like those sanctions are not deserved tho

Their only way of breaking up riots is using extreme force apparently

The entire news article I am reading basically outlines that

[remote fox]

Time to buy Iran

[keen sparrow]

i wish i could talk politics here, the granular situation on the ground here in the US in the face of the protests in Iran is so hilariously stupid

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-cat-meme-gif-1846281908394439476

look at this instead

[keen sparrow]

and imagine Iran turned off its internet completely for the past 100 or so hours

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033420008694501389/1299483177768976497/attachment.gif

[glacial haven]

Explains the lack of news coverage because I could not even find anything new in regards of the market crash over there

[keen sparrow]

yeah if i had to guess this is the first you've heard of it

[glacial haven]

It's all relatively new but much of it is just old information being rebroadcasted with the currency collapse

Interesting none the less

[keen sparrow]

The prophetic implications this has are also interesting

some people think that this might be the breaking of 'the bow of Elam'

it's all very interesting, 2026 best year and worst year

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow fk your american big ass heavy pallets

[keen sparrow]

I used to carry one of those on each shoulder when reorganising the warehouse at Tuesday Morning

They suck, yeah

lol

They're dense like us

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

3 big planks and 4 small ALOOO

[native crypt]

Wait till you have to handle the reinforced ones for concrete

[soft coral]

thankfully i wont

[ancient marsh]

why are we posting canned vegetables bro

[soft coral]

i work in food not construction

[soft coral]

what does it mean?

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck do you think it means from what i already said

are you retarded?

kill yourself

holy shit

fucking retard

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

God forbid anyone make small talk around here

[soft coral]

......

ookay...

[native crypt]

Politest eastern conversation

[soft coral]

who shat in his bowl this morning

[keen sparrow]

google translate shit the bed on this one

[native crypt]

Sounds good though

[soft coral]

i just asked a normal question

holy hell what is wrong with him

[keen sparrow]

isn't he like that all the time?

[soft coral]

yes

[remote fox]

Xal is on his period.

[ancient marsh]

your question was fucking retarded

"why are you posting canned vegetables?"
"what is the thing i posted?"

?????????

check yourself

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

@little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll

john pork is calling on da coffee

do you accept?

https://tenor.com/view/amor-gif-10758667656717415642

[little flame]

jp on my wrist

[ancient marsh]

i put that shit on john pork

and that's my dead homie

[little flame]

🥀

[ancient marsh]

so sad john pork died in a shootout against 5 BD's

[keen sparrow]

not many people in the world softer than american police

[ancient marsh]

he kept that glock handy till his last breath

[native crypt]

Brit police

[ancient marsh]

REST IN POWER TO KING

🙏🏿

[keen sparrow]

shit oops

you might be right, lol

[ancient marsh]

sweden police

[native crypt]

Irish police

[little flame]

?

actually

kinda true

ngl

[native crypt]

German police after the cold war

[little flame]

jeeesus

https://tenor.com/view/eating-kids-poor-broke-no-money-gif-18188521

he dont need no more cheese

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[stark torrent]

based

hahahahaha

but yeah it will prob get that one fired

why is that pig decently drawn as well

[carmine dirge]

thank fuck you cant

🙏 🥳

X users on discord is crazy

[keen sparrow]

I know who here gets soy added to their lattes now, lol

[carmine dirge]

idk what that is

[cyan garnet]

Its democracy spreadin time

brutal decades long insurgency ensues

[carmine dirge]

corpo 9-5, department Human resources team, matcha sipping mf 😭

Hello. Just calling to report of the recent advances with the political representation of the hierarchy of mass protesting in the government.

Have those reports on my desk by friday.

Thanks 😁

microsoft teams

[keen sparrow]

What on God's green earth

[carmine dirge]

earth isnt green

booom

[keen sparrow]

I think we just witnessed a psychotic break.

[carmine dirge]

idk bro all ive seen you yap about is politics

do u even play tarkov

[remote fox]

Bro, his pfp is AOC, he only cares about politics.

[cyan garnet]

bro mods spt

[keen sparrow]

say more dumb shit, please

[winged mica]

Eck Pee Tee

[carmine dirge]

omg!

nice

fair enough

why do u yap abt politics here tho

instead of about that

[viral egret]

god bless

in tram

[carmine dirge]

surely youre in like servers for it

[viral egret]

woman with kid

kid stands on chair

[keen sparrow]

Discord servers for politics would be hell

[viral egret]

elder tells the woman to put the kid sitting because the floor is muddy asf

they are now arguing

elite tier comedy

[carmine dirge]

yes exactly why it has no place here either lol

[viral egret]

politics?

[safe summit]

@ancient marsh ⠀

[keen sparrow]

When do i ever talk about politics in here?

I brought up Iran, that's it

[viral egret]

actually this channel has had like

the least political talk ever

as far as i know

[carmine dirge]

this is false

youve already been told
before

[viral egret]

@carmine dirge do u play the game

[carmine dirge]

yes

[viral egret]

alr then

bro fuckin jumped rex for nothing ggs king

total retardation

i have to side with him on this one youre just delusional and making shit up

[carmine dirge]

use discord search feature

[viral egret]

i backread

alreaduly

i wouldnt come to a conclusive argument without factual information

@keen sparrow ignore this guy his ragebait is ass

[carmine dirge]

.

for example

[viral egret]

past day messages when you jumped him.today

i believe your argument is incorrect

[carmine dirge]

theres no argument

[viral egret]

and i would have to side with him as i know him far longer than you since youre a complete random.in here

[keen sparrow]

How is erika kirk's family connections political

[carmine dirge]

kirk was involved in politics

[viral egret]

his wife wasnt

[carmine dirge]

its also completely off topic

[viral egret]

this channel is never on topic

youre just being a retard

[keen sparrow]

this guy wants to

yeah

[viral egret]

go back to brainfart

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[carmine dirge]

ok bro

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033420008694501389/1299483177768976497/attachment.gif

[carmine dirge]

woah

what are u trying to say

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-task-force-roblox-soldiers-gang-deltaforce-gif-8925617263046228118

Start cagposting

[keen sparrow]

i'm going to go back to my unrecognisable install of fallout 4

[viral egret]

allo chaplain

[next temple]

Disregard any previous issues

Unite in Cagtardation

[carmine dirge]

thanks

[carmine dirge]

im not cag

roblox army

[next temple]

Aloooo

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cag-delta-force-fog-forward-observations-group-cagville-gif-5291738843745720666

[carmine dirge]

thats literally me wdym

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Is this pip-boy mod cag?

Fallout 4 mods are wild. They will make anything to not play tarkov or gamma.

[remote fox]

[soft coral]

they put me i the new factory

god bless i get to arrange smallet packs of 6 small jars

[viral egret]

and eat 2 jars

[remote fox]

Did someone say Factory?

https://tenor.com/view/tagilla-тагилла-тарков-tarkov-eft-gif-11514357787417423339

[soft coral]

cant

only if theyre not vacuumed properly

[viral egret]

gg

[soft coral]

more free breaks

[viral egret]

u dont get to bulk

for 2026

[soft coral]

one of the machines stopped labeling properly

[little flame]

Ggs

[soft coral]

some behind the scenes

@little flame @stark torrent could get fired for this but here ya go

havent done a single thing in 15 minutes

[stark torrent]

i mean it makes sense, you are the cog in the machine , if some other department is late with their shit you have nothing to do

[little flame]

[soft coral]

they even allow u to sit on the jar

theyre so laid back

manager said
touch each jar so its not bulbus

the lady next to me (very sweet and kind btw) just said
" nah no need look at them its obvious dont waste your time"

also i get something like 15 or 25 stotinki per jar @stark torrent

one pallet is 23 jars on 6 rows

do the math

[stark torrent]

oh so you get bonuses

[soft coral]

no

its per jar basis

not a fixed pay per hour

[stark torrent]

aaah so you can get more or less depending on how many

fair

but you do have a base pay

[little flame]

Im so fucking burnt out in gaming

[soft coral]

i believe so

the different machines have different speeds

u could get thousands of jars done in a day

and with the small jars

its ez

[glacial haven]

There's a reason why I mostly just work, I don't find any of the newer titles that released appealing and I don't feel like replaying whatever I already played lmao

[stark torrent]

start Jarring up

[stark torrent]

Yeah shit is kinda @flat breach rn

why did it tag

you know what

so be it

[glacial haven]

It's been like that for a long ass time by now, a bunch of titles released but none of them really caught my interest

[flat breach]

Did you try the !@ID thing and fuck it up

[stark torrent]

i think i wanted to do @ass but i changed my mind and wanted to say dry , but the @ didnt get deleted

idk

it was fast

brain moment

[little flame]

Fr :(

[little flame]

Last good thing i played was probably expedition 33 or kcd2

I just cant find anything that peaks my interest anymore

It sucks

[glacial haven]

I played both of those but only because they were praised by others, both of those games are fun but I am not a huge fan of medieval settings, so they weren't exactly my all time favourites

[little flame]

Yeah, fair enough

Spent 10 min yesterday just scrolling my library but i dont wanna play anything

[glacial haven]

And as for some of the other games that released, I can not be bothered playing another souls-like, at some point they have to get more creative than "Here's like 20 bosses, all have special attack patterns, learn them and fight them"

[little flame]

Ya

Idk souls likes are getting boring

Dont think there’ll be anything better than dark souls and elden ring

cryon be like

[ancient marsh]

it's just a jon pork man

its not that deep

[ancient marsh]

before criticising me
walk a mile in my shoe- holy shit

[pallid bolt]

drop the salewa and you'll make it

[little flame]

truege

[soft coral]

omggggg

its so hot

in the new factory part

the jars get filled up
steamed and desterilized and packaged in 2 by 3s all in 1 big hangar

its hot as balls inside

did the math
its 828 jars per palette

and thats one

i made like 4 or 5 palettes today

[viral egret]

damn

all this palette makig is gonna make you ripped fr

[soft coral]

im not making the palettes

im arranging the jar packs on them

[viral egret]

ah

[soft coral]

its a food factory

nobody is making wooden palletes here

theyre also made in special factories by specific standarts

aka american or euro palette

[viral egret]

i meant putting the jars on the palettes

it could theoretically get you stronger slightly each time

[soft coral]

theres a lot of crouching

and leaning

but lemme tell you

im barely tired

stacking and arranging a pack of 6 jars that each weight like 3 kilo or something

is miles easier than a big box of 12 1kg jars

[viral egret]

jesus

duo jumped me on woods

got both of them though

cant really be proud they were low levels

[soft coral]

cryon locked in

and cocked in

[viral egret]

they had only prs and shit ammo but like

they surrounded me so i just naded above

to make a distraction

[soft coral]

theres 2 gypsy friends working here god bless

bro instantly asks me if im married

alright mate

[viral egret]

gg

[little flame]

no deaths sofar on labs

only good raids

[viral egret]

nice

im on woods tryna get scavs

went sunken, no scavs but 2 timmies

ran around til i got to sawmill

everyone's dead

shturman and his gang is dead

scavs are dead

some random pmc whos been stripped of everything aswell

[little flame]

[viral egret]

gonna check scav house and then exfil if none still

yay

i finished my quest annd i got out aalive

success for me

yeah they were timmies i couldnt do aanything

sadge

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker chinese hacker

[little flame]

2 HS IN A ROW

FROM A RAIDER

THROUGH ALTYN

HELLO?

I SPRAYED HIM

IN THE HEAD

this game is so fucking bad

he shoots 2 bullets

and both headshot

[hallow stream]

this game is so fucking bad
plays

I think I see the issue here

[little flame]

also

i was shitting my pants the whole raid

cuz someone brought a revolver gl

[ancient marsh]

post his id and i add him to the slur word list

[little flame]

not rn

not doing 2 captchas

[ancient marsh]

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/13451267

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/1-gif-7927775809230802910

[ancient marsh]

they shot his plane down a second time

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

WHYYY

HE GOT ME

THE CHINESE CHEATER

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/deo-chud-fat-gif-9984526575344777785

[hollow patrol]

@viral egret @stark torrent ez raid found tree

[ancient marsh]

steal the bulbs

[little flame]

JESUS CHRIST SO OBVIOUS

my teammate jumped the doorway his head was out of reach

and he fucking insta hs him

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/deo-chud-fat-gif-9984526575344777785

[viral egret]

damn

xal u free for raids?

[little flame]

he insta died no shots heard

[viral egret]

i need to do woods

[little flame]

and i inspected his profile hes dead

did he get live banned?

[viral egret]

mf got shot by epstein task force

on the dot

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ceifaasta2-what-is-this-doing-to-him-thinking-gif-17126391

[ancient marsh]

which one

[hollow patrol]

streets of iași

[viral egret]

time to go back to woods for more scav kills

nikita bless me with scav village and 6-7 scav spawns

[ancient marsh]

play 1 w/o me

[little flame]

the cheater i died to

[ancient marsh]

ill join later

[viral egret]

ok

[little flame]

no one shot him

[viral egret]

i already did one earlier

[little flame]

he just died

[viral egret]

killed 2 timmies

[ancient marsh]

which one

mf

you posted 2

[viral egret]

ts guy

i th ink

[hollow patrol]

had a stroke

gg playing against 90 yr olds

[stark torrent]

Xal gurgles penis

[hollow patrol]

life force was drained by nikita

[viral egret]

nah nah

hes iranian and his internet cut out

[hollow patrol]

gg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[little flame]

second

[hollow patrol]

he didnt like the taste!!

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-sped-sped-monkey-fnaf-jumpscare-gif-24611965

[ancient marsh]

fuck you

[hollow patrol]

he MAD!!

[little flame]

xal crashing out

[ancient marsh]

you after those 2 raider headshots

[hollow patrol]

noob

[little flame]

i swear bro it was literally my reaction

im still pissed

[ancient marsh]

hope your teachers fail you so hard you can't even get a job as a garbage collector

[hollow patrol]

gg ez

[ancient marsh]

@little flame

[little flame]

[hollow patrol]

u ar sack penits? @ancient marsh

big

very homo

[viral egret]

nikita herad my prayers

but i didnt hear partisans grenade pin

[hollow patrol]

gg

[little flame]

yooo nikita

[little flame]

i found him

hes online

[viral egret]

damn

i gotta go kill 3 scavs in woods without drugging up for pmc fights

gg

and i lost a kit to a fuckin tripmine

[little flame]

OK

[viral egret]

youre finding xiao-chen_ming's entire friend group on labs

[stark torrent]

whole dynasty

[little flame]

had a convo with a brittish man outside of res

he naded his teammate

LMAOOOO

we talked about boshing

im not even joking

[stark torrent]

damn the steam trading cards look cool ngl

[remote fox]

A Brit?

Kill him.

[viral egret]

just hand in the dogtags alr 🙏

[stark torrent]

ohhh they added steam backgrounds

[viral egret]

iedy do u wanna join us on woods

[stark torrent]

nah imma be busy for a bit

good luck

[viral egret]

damn

[remote fox]

You need to own the game on Steam? Fuck.

[stark torrent]

cringe

[hollow patrol]

kronking it to tagilla

[ancient marsh]

they look like ai slop upscales

especially the gluhar one

[viral egret]

do i need to own eft on steam to buy the backgrounds

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

[hollow patrol]

yes bro

[ancient marsh]

gmod

[hollow patrol]

why is he in yantar

[little flame]

bro

what iS

THIS

LUCK

MY TEAMMATES HAVING

im stacked too tho

best labs raid ive ever had

[ancient marsh]

so called free thinkers

[little flame]

bro

@stark torrent lecture this guy

on the meta

nl slander wont be tolerated

[stark torrent]

well this is what happesn when all the other ammo is locked behind some shit or craftable only

getting m80 alone in this game is a pain and it only has 43 pen

meanwhile the stacks of BP / BS / 7N40 and PPBS

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent what time does btr spawn?

woods

@remote fox wanna hop on night woods

[little flame]

30 MIN LEFT til 29 usually

from my experience

[remote fox]

I don't have any tasks on Woods, but sure.

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent can u givep ph33r epstein island access

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/steph-stephen-stephen-hawking-hawking-muscle-gif-10315270165094427382

[ancient marsh]

senator armstrong

[stark torrent]

the Pearly Gates are open ( they are white because other reasons )

[hollow patrol]

congrats on the transition 🥳 🎉 🎉 @stark torrent @stark torrent

mb wrong chat

[little flame]

wtf

[little flame]

[granite coral]

📚 hue

[shade] or [color]

hue is [used] [in work]

[little flame]

IS BRO

PLAYING PVE?

[viral egret]

til ban wave apparently

[hollow patrol]

gg

[viral egret]

no way

lmfaooo

[hollow patrol]

0 viewers

[little flame]

this guy in the lobby again

[viral egret]

epstein task force

annihilating

[stark torrent]

holy cheater

shameless

[little flame]

ill join later to give free ammo

i got so much from labs

[viral egret]

dam

i just need 556 ammo tbh

i have like 3k total 5.45 rounds

[ancient marsh]

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/8546828

[viral egret]

[little flame]

i got 2500 rounds of 55a1

[viral egret]

jesus

[little flame]

1000 ssa ap and m995

[viral egret]

im going for pk4 after jaeger 3

i want m856a1 and m80

[little flame]

sick

[viral egret]

ye im halfway to pk4 but i think i can get 0.30 rep in like 2-3 levels left for the unlock

after this, maybe skier 4 while also heading for ragman 3

mechanic 4 is already done i just need level 40

[viral egret]

sick name

[little flame]

why isnt this guy prestiging

[little flame]

bro i just changed it

chill

[viral egret]

dam

dd u see my name change

[little flame]

ye

"epstin"

should of been like epstein task fors

wouldve been funnier

bro he is genuinely playing pve

hes so washed

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6W8F-D6C0-A?si=TBnUNCtZG48O6Zbu

[soft coral]

stand next to exit about to leave
security talking "mannn i love massages ESPECIALLY when performed by small women hands"
@stark torrent @little flame @keen sparrow @viral egret

[ancient marsh]

when the FadeGPT talm bout some "newer models have tighter USB ports"

aah convo

[fast garden]

“Better start playing pve so this rengawr 2 situation blows over”

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380450334056644658/1399054955339583598/six_cats_colored.gif

[soft coral]

lowkey though the ladies are super friendly

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/chuu-loona-chuu-loona-judging-judgement-gif-25965822

[soft coral]

lady next to me
oooh now i go home and pull up the rakija and salad just watch

god bless

[keen sparrow]

‘They’ll love you, i’m sure’

[soft coral]

they liked the hair

[keen sparrow]

I’m always right

[keen sparrow]

They’d probably braid it if you let them

[soft coral]

one did

literally during work

why?

cuz manager said wear the cloth caps or w/e

and she opens her mouth and goes "ooh alo why should he its hot as balls in here with all these plastic wrapper heaters he'll faint"

and when the machine broke and we stood around she goes up behind me and goes "let down your hair lemme show you how youll wear it"

what an og

[keen sparrow]

BLESS

[keen sparrow]

BLEEEEEESS

[soft coral]

always trust the old employees

never the boss

[keen sparrow]

💯

Glad you had a good day at work

Sorry the US makes pallets out of lead

[soft coral]

out of a fucking dying star bro

infinite density

you retards realize it doesnt have to be that robust

[keen sparrow]

They have to be heavy so they have their own gravitational pull. So the stuff on them doesn’t fly/fall off

[soft coral]

fucking americans man

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

everything opposite to the world

[fast garden]

500 kg pallets take it or leave it

[glacial haven]

rare instance of an american using the metric system

[fast garden]

i am among friends

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681953612783550502/1350438038886551613/togif.gif

[viral egret]

join vc

[glacial haven]

eating rn, maybe in a bit

[stark torrent]

finland

[glacial haven]

you really need to cut back on the substance abuse

[keen sparrow]

The new batchest

[soft coral]

kys

im removing the nails from the palllets to screw your warehouses

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/feid-ferxxo-chimbita-sky-rompiendo-mask-gif-19522271

[stark torrent]

cancer pacient in my lobby