💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

dont even

mid

[keen sparrow]

lol, like shitty weather is a competition

[viral egret]

@stark torrent intre - 10 si - 13 marti de dimineata

[soft coral]

haha nice

[viral egret]

mult noroc cu dezghetarea masini

[viral egret]

i go to school in this weather lmao

cant wait to see my.classmates complain

[soft coral]

back in my day

[viral egret]

listen man

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

indont mind thencold

i like it this cold outside

my classmates hate it

so i get free entertainment in class

[soft coral]

my personal favourite

was mom telling me wear this layer then that layer wear tanktop
wear thick socks leggings lalalalalaal

and by the time I'm at school

I'm all wet from SWEATING

[viral egret]

damn

[soft coral]

for 12 years of school i was telling her that

she never listened

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[soft coral]

make the same one with the black fucker

[viral egret]

si -15 maine seara

[keen sparrow]

I know my weather is like easy mode today

[keen sparrow]

!weather

[little flame]

xal build

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

crazy to think he just turned 21

[keen sparrow]

is he actually obese irl?

[keen sparrow]

"duh thuh bawdee gud, quench tha' thurs"

jfc

his brain is lemonade, his vocal cords, gravel

[fast garden]

im pretty sure me and xal are about the same size and its more like we arent stickbugs unlike artyom

[soft coral]

probably wipes with sandpaper

[ancient marsh]

i am actively scoping in and out

[ancient marsh]

nah im pretty chubby

no need to lie

[wintry ridge]

xal is large

[ancient marsh]

ok how tf would you know

[fast garden]

the camera in your bedroom he has planted obv

[soft coral]

bro I will fart and artyom would fly away like a leaf in the wind

[wintry ridge]

you keep talking about what u eat and its always like

3 pieces of pizza and a sandwich for lunch

[soft coral]

thats

not that much

[wintry ridge]

for lunch???

[ancient marsh]

bro

[soft coral]

yes.

[ancient marsh]

is it just hideout?

or the vss

i literally cant scope in

[soft coral]

dont a bunch of games do this

[keen sparrow]

I eat that much and i'm only 68 kilos

[soft coral]

where u can't scope in if u shoot

[wintry ridge]

i had that bug

it does the arma 3 zoom in but doesnt ads

still gives you recoil reduction like ur aiming though

[ancient marsh]

incorrect
it doesn't zoom either

[ancient marsh]

.

[wintry ridge]

wtf do you have goin on

[keen sparrow]

never had that bug in spt, lol

[wintry ridge]

can you put a scope on

[ancient marsh]

cause youre not on the version where it happens

wait patiently for that 1.0 release bud

[keen sparrow]

oh it'll never happen, lol

[ancient marsh]

does the same unless i have the gun mounted

[wintry ridge]

maybe im tweaking and it didnt zoom

[ancient marsh]

if i have a scope on it also reduces the mouse sens to the level of using the scope

[wintry ridge]

awful

[ancient marsh]

anyways time to shower

put pajamas on

and sleep

[wintry ridge]

ok stinky

[ancient marsh]

i should stop wearing my sweater

the stench fucking clings so easily

i guess cause its synthetic

my pajamas dont stink up almost at all

i legit washed my armpits and put deodorant on and put this sweater on

and now its disgusting

idon t even smell that bad

just the sweater

??????

[soft coral]

earth be a lame ass planet bro

no One Ring forged by sauron
No blades of chaos
no dragons or vampires
2/10 graphics good

@keen sparrow went through her reposts on instagram

dont know if I should fall in love more or be terrified

[keen sparrow]

Whose?

[soft coral]

a woman

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-nod-nodding-agreeing-agree-gif-15564795990526873010

hmmmmmmmm

Why is Erika Kirk in an old documentary talking to CIA officials about EMPs

[viral egret]

needed to put.in a good word so jd can see her

[keen sparrow]

There's a lot of weird shit coming out about her

Jewish mafia on her dad's side, her mom being deep into EMP mitigation products, one of her ex's having "PIZZA" tattoo'd on the inside of his lower lip, her connections to the 'romanian angels' NGO

bro, who tf did charlie marry

[stark torrent]

damn dude Woods is a warzone at night everyone looking for cultists

8 players in abandoned village

all super kitted with quads and shit

[viral egret]

1 M32A2 or wtv the revolver gl is and its over

[stark torrent]

Milkor

[viral egret]

yeaj

and like 12 nades

[soft coral]

venezuela squad dropped off at the wrong PoI

[keen sparrow]

havaaa nagila havaaaaa

nagila venismecha

[ancient marsh]

!topic @keen sparrow

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

@ancient marsh suck my dick

[carmine dirge]

so tuff

real show of force

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[soft coral]

punches metal for fun

[real solstice]

Day 174 of punching gravel until it turns into sand

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8XNmWlem6qc

[blazing basin]

Rapid City?
||How fast does it go? ||

[keen sparrow]

funny you should ask

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/windmill-destroy-destruction-damage-storm-gif-22266652

crazy wind

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1460011865143771250/4jjn3b84zocg1.png?ex=69655d82&is=69640c02&hm=d71b42253cb830324a2593a978f5988f9976c6ae52cec5a2106852c92a18a55c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

Keep

But iirc it doesn't matter

Keeping is less work but you lose some rep from prapy

[wintry ridge]

Yeah

It doesn't change the outcome, just what hoops u jump through for certain points in the task

[compact knoll]

Dude im lvl 20

[keen sparrow]

If you were playing on max difficulty you'd have max street cred by now

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1459888145184325825/ssstwitter.com_1768134846719.mp4?ex=69659309&is=69644189&hm=87ee1fb5a4c4efd44b46a0968ffbf6e30143e184f3c308389be2ce99bf9f7077& @ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

street cred reward balancing is still fucked years later

[compact knoll]

Im on high i got like 26 i think

[keen sparrow]

cp2077 plays best on very hard imo

you really feel like a useless pos at the start of the game

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1459909363635322890/Boredorganichearty_94cee8_9893431.jpg?ex=6965a6cc&is=6964554c&hm=aa73458e59fbdb2d4f8de3007640249f007b973cef4d9d40accf9ffa0cff7a23&

[keen sparrow]

ah yes

Abbadon or Apollyon

and the locust army that ascends out of the bottomless pit

breastplates of iron and tails of scorpions

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven you alive?

[glacial haven]

Yeah

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

waow

[keen sparrow]

Agroprom of all places

and died to a psy storm

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

and the game crashed when loading my last save

https://tenor.com/view/computer-loggingou-woman-gun-shoot-gif-14876789

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

imma remember that the next time you bitch about GoW

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-im-watching-you-gif-16773151899168519026

[soft coral]

ok negative nancy

[keen sparrow]

okay negative nancy

[soft coral]

❤️

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

oh god what time is it over there

[soft coral]

6am

[keen sparrow]

going to work?

[cyan garnet]

Skill issue

[keen sparrow]

you're right, i should learn to code and re-write this whole game's engine, my bad

[soft coral]

yes

it is your bad

how dare you

[soft coral]

UNFORTUNATELY

at least i come home by 5:40

[keen sparrow]

atleast you have a job, lol

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

yeah unfortunately i do

[cyan garnet]

Exactly

Shitter

[keen sparrow]

That's a bigger brag than anything Tarkov can give you

[soft coral]

atleast i get good money
over 2000 flat

[cyan garnet]

I heard bitchs love it when you got kappa

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Ummm i'm ackshally prestige 4

🤓

[keen sparrow]

I couldn't imagine putting that much time into this game and it is all at the whim of Nikita and his ban-appeal team

that's one of the reasons i left Final Fantasy 14 after 6,300 hours

Square Enix is not your friend and your account can get yeeted in heartbeat because you told 1 tank in a dungeon to press their buttons.

[stark torrent]

good luck king

[soft coral]

waiting for worker bus cold as balls -4

[viral egret]

maine dimineata

[soft coral]

fuck this aeather

weather*

[viral egret]

ah yes -10 by 8

[soft coral]

only -10

and winter people will tell you they like this weather

[stark torrent]

ballsack

[keen sparrow]

ramblings of the unhinged

[stark torrent]

damn for a second i couldnt see straight and i thought the clock was 8 57 not 6 57

almost died

[soft coral]

unc drink the pills unc

[viral egret]

ggs king

did u see -14 tuesdsy morning

[compact knoll]

Suprsingly?

Also fuck it

Terminal in the evening

I should have like 5 keycards

[soft coral]

@compact knoll first day at job artyomka

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

they shoulf add solo transiting

like

[soft coral]

didnt know youre trans

[viral egret]

if ur in a group

[viral egret]

no retard

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

from map to map0

[soft coral]

i think u can do that no?

[viral egret]

no

it doesnr let u

[soft coral]

ggs

[viral egret]

its a good idea

like ppl can choose if transit with group or alone

if in a group

[soft coral]

didnt get my headphones

was wondering why my ears are cold

[viral egret]

gg

@soft coral how long is ur path to lutenita factory

or what it is.pronounced

[compact knoll]

Also they said they will fix transits and the zubr

Iedy we need to speedrun your story

What do you have left

[soft coral]

dunno

its slighty outta town

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

blyaaa -11

[compact knoll]

Thats not half bad

[soft coral]

i hste cold

anything bellow 5 i cant stand

[stark torrent]

im hunting cultists for 4 days man

yesterday i havent seen them once , but i have had 15 players per raid instead looking for them too

[compact knoll]

Anything else?

[stark torrent]

and labyrinth

thats it

only 2 big documents and a few small ones prob from these 2 quests

then i guess extract with a scav and thats it

btr is done

[compact knoll]

The timelocks are the problem

Because fence timelock is like a day and a half

[stark torrent]

dogshit game

[keen sparrow]

well i had almost 200k roubles before i got those advanced tools

[soft coral]

?????

[keen sparrow]

now i'm geared and broke

[compact knoll]

Friend lives there

[soft coral]

right

the guy on the bus gave me the most confused look

"why is this young kid getting on"

[stark torrent]

jesus this guy is gonna make my canned food its so over man imma die of poisoning

[soft coral]

ok not nice

[compact knoll]

@soft coral give me the brand youre making so i can make sure to avoid it

[keen sparrow]

instead of telling Ivan 'good luck at work' you're all telling him 'knock 'em dead'

smh

[soft coral]

like genuinely pure asshole behavior

sure once twice fine but you retards havent stopped

[keen sparrow]

I think they've all gotten bored with Tarkov already

[soft coral]

no excuse

[glacial haven]

Yeah, changed it around a little because it ain't that surprising

[soft coral]

bus driver starts yelling at the city bus behind us

[viral egret]

gg

[soft coral]

RADIO STARTED PLAYING INNA

WHEN YOURE FAR AWAY , IM IN LOVE WITH YOUUU 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

my favourite was the blue jar-jar binks toothpaste with sparkles in it

[soft coral]

basedddd

[keen sparrow]

look at his pearly whites

[soft coral]

mine was strawberry

bunch of old ladies for now on the bus @keen sparrow

no clue if theyre for the factory

[keen sparrow]

Makes me sad to see old people work

It's so depressing to see an old person pushing 65+ working a cash register

[soft coral]

i feel so awakward man

dont tell me the factory will be old people

[keen sparrow]

If it is, they'll love you, i'm sure

[soft coral]

right

the guy with the long hair

considering how every old person here thinks youre a drug addict if you look remotely different

[keen sparrow]

If they're well-adjusted (big stretch i know)

they should have more important things to worry about

like dying soon.

[soft coral]

ah true

[keen sparrow]

In all my time working medical i only had one guy stress about my bob cut hair, and he was just fucking miserable in general

[soft coral]

first things first
@keen sparrow calculate how much time i can waste by shitting

in company time

[keen sparrow]

8 minutes

[soft coral]

i say a bit more

maybe 10 with pissing

ive wasted over 30 minutes at my old job

because the water dispenser was next to me

[keen sparrow]

me smoking every hour, lol

[cyan garnet]

Relatable and based

[keen sparrow]

at the hospital it was the worst

12 hour shifts, 7:30 AM to 7:30 PM right?

i had 2 15 minute breaks and a 30 minute lunch

but you can't smoke anywhere on the campus

[cyan garnet]

Thats aids

[keen sparrow]

watch this

[cyan garnet]

I do eletrical work

Smoke so bad on site

At least i dont smoke meth at smoko (anymore)

[viral egret]

steal copper wire

[cyan garnet]

I do

[viral egret]

making entirity of romania proud

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

oh

[keen sparrow]

had to take the elevator from 4th floor to ground, walk that blue line to leave

[soft coral]

everyone was expecting me

[keen sparrow]

it was 5 minutes to go outside, 5 to smoke, and 5 back, lol

[soft coral]

she told me youll here at some place with 2 doors and said ill come in a bit

fellas either this will be ez or not

[keen sparrow]

I was able to walk to and from work though

Those apartments were fucking lit

[viral egret]

gg

[soft coral]

that's why nobody asked me questions

[viral egret]

pulled into the fuckin deathtrap room

[keen sparrow]

you'll be fine

[soft coral]

well see

HOLY SHIT ITS COLD

[keen sparrow]

RIP

[viral egret]

bro is.in the freezer

[soft coral]

they have multiple cats at the factory

legit roaming around

[viral egret]

ivans being sacrified to be the next batch of lutenita

[keen sparrow]

bro, hard/survival is fucking aids

[viral egret]

dont

[hollow patrol]

skill issue

[viral egret]

i hope ur not.selling em

[keen sparrow]

that'd be like 200k on easy, lmfao

yeah i'm checking, i've never played this difficulty before

[soft coral]

lutenica

[viral egret]

enjoy your experience there before you become their next batch

[compact knoll]

oh hey its @ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

jfc you're level 20+ and still not done with that

[cyan garnet]

Have you considered getting gud

[soft coral]

early levels are easy

[keen sparrow]

he's probably gone and done every NCPD hustle he can already, lol

[soft coral]

ye

[keen sparrow]

I wish i could play cp2077 for the first time again

[cyan garnet]

Never played it

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/schitts-creek-alexis-rose-shocked-jaw-dropping-jaw-drop-gif-23524458

you gotta

[cyan garnet]

Idk

I dont think i'll like it

[keen sparrow]

it's not stalker 2, don't worry

[cyan garnet]

Ive never felt more ripped off by a game then stalker 2

That shit was unfathomably bad

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1412241552276717678/photomode_01092025_184411.png?ex=696599f0&is=69644870&hm=62632d42cdaf1072bcf75213ae0faaf0b71b91af97c7a5b085f9eca11ac340dd&

Amazing game.

Ivan's not a fan, but it's in my top 5

[cyan garnet]

Idk i see the appeal

But i dont think its for me

I only play tarkov squad hoi4 and gamma when theres an update

Also yes i'm autistic

[keen sparrow]

don't feel bad bro

I still play through Gothic 1 and 2 every year.

i'm probably autistic as well

[cyan garnet]

I feel personally attacked by this

[keen sparrow]

you like i just have that on quickdraw?

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

oh dear...

OH DEAR

[cyan garnet]

My god

Make this a poster

[ancient marsh]

I've seen your aim on cyberpunk

Your words can't harm me

You miss like usual

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[keen sparrow]

and it's in the shooting range

[cyan garnet]

This would be a good one

[keen sparrow]

BRO

lmao

stoooop

i'm not tryna play tarkov rn

[keen sparrow]

This wasn't me, i booted SPT up just for your kirk poster

[cyan garnet]

U mayst play da dogshit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-sobbing-happy-crying-ugly-crying-sad-crying-gif-12919197204742660958

[cyan garnet]

I havent touched tarkov in like a month

I got to max traders, thought about the story grind and all the dogshit kappa tasks and alt f4'd

[compact knoll]

well you dont miss breakfast thats for sure

[keen sparrow]

GODDAMN

[ancient marsh]

actually i do miss breakfast quite often

@compact knoll

[pseudo storm]

What is it you do for work? jw

[ancient marsh]

tarkov streamers farming arena drop doing a glitch to leave the game perpetually

[stark torrent]

Ouuskha forklift

[ancient marsh]

and farm viewers/drops

[soft coral]

we made it to first break

i was wrong this is pretty tiring

[ancient marsh]

first break

he gets multiple breaks and is complaining

[soft coral]

???? its law

to get multiple breaks

imagine getting stds and squirting
that shit come out as pepper spray @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

?????

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/30gEnM-pAuY @glacial haven

[keen sparrow]

wtf bro, lol

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-g-jimmy-butler-butler-reaction-senorclatticus-gif-7603023078686875221

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Bro has lvl 4 workbench

[stark torrent]

You need to be detained

[soft coral]

mmm no

glory to artstotzka

[little flame]

bro i love cyberpunk i saw a woman in a wheelchair i pointed my gun at her and she gets up and cowers in fear

https://medal.tv/games/cyberpunk-2077/clips/lTFEMO89b91iaUo-R?invite=cr-MSxsb1ksMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

[stark torrent]

They never fixed that

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent should i get pepperoni or cheese chicken

[stark torrent]

Hmmmmm peppe

[stark torrent]

Box

es

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

exclussive behind the scenes

[viral egret]

@stark torrent a luat doamna de romana ragebait

tipa pt 10 min

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

so far im legit stacking boxes

and driving the electric car

its actually fun

[stark torrent]

Simple job

[soft coral]

well

[compact knoll]

i got peppe

[soft coral]

they migjt rotate me

on a different position

machine broke

ggs

@stark torrent @little flame @keen sparrow

the ink printer broke for the jars

15 minutes now mechanic is fixing 8t

GREAT START BTW

whole plant smells of garlic alloooooooo

[stark torrent]

Ye im ordering quattro as well

Came back from work straight with pizza on my mind

[flat breach]

[viral egret]

formaggi or staggioni

[stark torrent]

formaggi

[viral egret]

oushka cheese

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

PoV : Factory Chief 10 minutes into the new year shift

[ancient marsh]

STAY STRAPPED
TS AINT NO GAME

[little flame]

where did u go

artjom

[ancient marsh]

probably power gone again

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1EeVhT9E3QI

[remote fox]

I can't take this shit anymore.

[ancient marsh]

bro

had a loss of 3-5 yesterday and i was like 16-6

ts nothin

second place had like 3 kills

[remote fox]

These people just run it down mid.

[ancient marsh]

[remote fox]

No thoughts go through their mind.

[ancient marsh]

@remote fox do u play pvp

[remote fox]

Yeah.

[ancient marsh]

add me on arena and eft

name same as disc

[remote fox]

[compact knoll]

chilling

[stark torrent]

when are terminal ing

[compact knoll]

4 hours ig

[stark torrent]

please lord no campers at keycard and no 2nd player

[compact knoll]

i mean could also just wait until they fix it and do your story

do it together once its fixed

[stark torrent]

i hope they release the fix soon i guess

[compact knoll]

because i really cba to do it solo

its really fucking tilting when you die and have tow ait an hour

[remote fox]

Added you.

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent trey24k has this on screen

[ancient marsh]

[remote fox]

I haven't added you on main yet, the lion is doing dailies.

[stark torrent]

no idea what bro is talking about

[remote fox]

Seems to me that he just doesn't like playing Arena.

[ancient marsh]

why would he play arena when he can leave his stream AFK in queue for 10 hours?

and farm ad rev

from 10k viewers

he probably made a couple thousand dollars

already

[little flame]

@stark torrent did u get ur cultists

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

Finally , first gay couple of Tarkov GAMMA

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-love-black-guy-gif-13356234737839029056

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

OH NO

NOT HIM

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[little flame]

THIS GYPSY LOOTED EVERYTHING

ON LABS

IN 5 MIN

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-gif-230597167926076170

[little flame]

8 KD 400 hours

prestige 1

like level 40

are we deadass?

[soft coral]

it wasnt me that broke it

old lady asked me to fix something on her phone because her food coupons dont work

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

He’s actually really cool

[cyan garnet]

Pro DMA gamer

[little flame]

john propital

[compact knoll]

oh my fucking god

is it a fucking postal reference

[little flame]

labs lobby

[carmine dirge]

whats yall favourite map

i fw customs because of dorms mostly and its the one i know best but factory is fun asf too

[little flame]

labs

when theres no cheaters

which is never

[carmine dirge]

im like really new but ive been to labs like twice and died both times

probably just gotta learn the map

[hallow stream]

Gods golden apples

[little flame]

brooooo

labs searching for group is atrocious

50% of them are cheaters

[soft coral]

WE SURVIVED

RAHHHHHH

fuck my feet hurt

I GOT TO USE THE ELECTRICAL PACKER CARTS

@little flame @compact knoll @stark torrent @keen sparrow

they gave me one and said youll get the hang of it

and i did

[hearty oar]

kaban have 3 m60. damm the loot

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lTKV4qynRdO5e-QrV?invite=cr-MSxNS2YsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

same guy btw

[stark torrent]

ye those things make stuff very easy ngl

i remember when ppl used shopping carts to move the stuff

Well good job ivan , yeah you will work them legs but work is work

[little flame]

BRO

STOOOPPP GAME

[soft coral]

well they have the old style non electric fork carts

those are a pain

the electric one does all the job

[soft coral]

holy fuck

my hands

are all red

[stark torrent]

1st day btw

[soft coral]

WE SURVIVED

ZEUS

I COME SEEKING THE LUTENICA OF OLYMPUS

YOU CANNOT HAVE THE AJVAR OF THE GODS

[little flame]

KFDAESJNKÖLLÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

[soft coral]

woah woahhhh chilll mann

my furniture started floating

[little flame]

ÅÄÅÖÖÅÄÖÅÖÅÖÄÄÅÖÖÄÄÖÅÄÖÅÄÖÅÄÖÅ

[soft coral]

Funny thing

we were meant to package 15 euro pallets with 7 rows of 5 boxes of Lutenica

we packaged them all in 1 day and we ended work at like 4:20

which is way earlier than the supposed 5:30

[soft coral]

I got to leave like an hour earlier

ggs

[little flame]

i cant do this hitler

[soft coral]

bro why u post tarkov

cmon man

be better.

[little flame]

pls dont ragebait

[soft coral]

ok men

sorry men

[compact knoll]

your ragebait bores me

[soft coral]

I think pay should be around 2300 to 2500
@stark torrent

which

consideering thats my base pay

holy fuck

https://open.spotify.com/album/2B4y3j02ho6XNF8BEzx3JF?si=0f12f2db79ad4fc5

I'm gonna be like this album title

[soft coral]

bitcoin miner broke

[compact knoll]

im sorry for being white im sorry for being white im sorry for being white

[soft coral]

wrong hash adress bro

tbh though

I'm gonna make some killer forearms and quads outta this
@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

is it high enough to rizz up therapist?

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

@keen sparrow should know

[little flame]

FAT FUCKING CHUD

YUUH

[little flame]

wym

[soft coral]

nothing

[little flame]

insta died

enough labs for now

im so bored

least obvious cheater

my god

insta head face

lmao

[fast garden]

Actually retarded community

[remote fox]

Also how is the PMC guessing supposed to work in real life?

He just grabs the things without looking?

[little flame]

what does it do btw

never had it maxed

[remote fox]

% chance to insta search.

[fast garden]

That specific perk does fucking nothing and never has

[little flame]

ah lmao

well thats obvious as fuck

[stark torrent]

i mean you open a container you obviosuly see at first glance whats inside it right?

like between a big suit of armor and a bitcoin the size of your left nuck , you will see the armor first i guess

[fast garden]

[little flame]

is it not?

[stark torrent]

but ingame you still take a few seconds to realise , oh its an armor

[remote fox]

Wait, it's not that one?

[little flame]

ahhh

is that attention or search

[fast garden]

Yes

[stark torrent]

attention is insta search

[little flame]

gotcha

[stark torrent]

search elite i think makes you find valuables first then the trash

in a container

[fast garden]

💀

C’mon man

[little flame]

gotcha

[little flame]

what?

[remote fox]

What the fuck is Intellect supposed to do then?

[thick jetty]

Elite level: Search two containers at a time

[little flame]

it makes u not be retarded

[stark torrent]

Ah its that one

[little flame]

like in fallout

[remote fox]

I'm just as retarded as the community.

My people.

[fast garden]

I don’t know where iedy made that perk up from

[little flame]

his ass

10k hours btw

[fast garden]

We have all lost today

No one wins

[little flame]

[remote fox]

So does the Intellect elite skill do anything?

[soft coral]

mom: I'm going to visit my colleagues at the restaurant dont ask me for chick nuggies again
ok? sure i wont.
ALSO MOM: ok fine I'll get u some

https://tenor.com/view/mourinho-jose-mourinho-yes-yes-yes-yes-oh-yes-gif-745895004274181051

[thick jetty]

yuh

[fast garden]

It’s for item repairs

Pretty good

If I’m not mistaken, it’s elite intellect that means you never lose item durability on repairs

[remote fox]

Manual?

[fast garden]

Has never been in the game

[remote fox]

1.0 btw

[fast garden]

[thick jetty]

[fast garden]

“Guess contents without searching” has never been in the game

[thick jetty]

engrish hard da

[fast garden]

And the ammo counter is tied to mag drills

[remote fox]

Could it be that it shows the item sizes before it identifies them?

[fast garden]

Intellect is a very good skill to have maxed though

[thick jetty]

isnt the insta search stuff tied to attention?

[fast garden]

The UI already kinda does that if you look closes enough but no

These perks have NEVER done ANYTHING

[remote fox]

It would make sense though.

Can't have the game do what is says, I guess.

[fast garden]

Bsg just lying on perk descriptions

[remote fox]

Remember when they tried to scam EoD owners out of Arena?

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[remote fox]

I remember.

[thick jetty]

gamma hold f to see loose loot moment

[stark torrent]

i remember there was a skill where it helped you find the guns and valaubles first

[hallow stream]

nooooooo

[stark torrent]

but i think it was in the early beta so they removed it

like perception used to be with sound

[hallow stream]

my turnips too

[thick jetty]

build a greenhouse

[fast garden]

If that ever was a thing it would have had to been a long while ago, which honestly wouldn’t surprise me

And I do mean long time ago

[hallow stream]

Sir its summer

[soft coral]

weirdly enough

[hallow stream]

1st june

[soft coral]

I dont smell of sweat

but rather of garlic

and tomatoes

[stark torrent]

yeah iirc it was on wiki but it said it was not implemented / not working anyway

so yeah

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

wait what

[thick jetty]

ah you too hot

[hallow stream]

why is it 23 celsius

[stark torrent]

similar to health skill that reduced dmg or whatever

[hallow stream]

maybe night

idk anymore

[fast garden]

“We still think about you”

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

man

[thick jetty]

rye is max 14c apparently

[viral egret]

@stark torrent do i go for jaeger or ragman 3

[stark torrent]

It is unknown what function the elite effect "damage absorption" is supposed to have. There is no indication or evidence of it reducing any incoming damage.

[stark torrent]

you ..go for both tf question is this

[viral egret]

which one do i prioritise more

[thick jetty]

you gobble up the bullets

[stark torrent]

go jaeger

[viral egret]

alr

i can do both huntsman path and scav killing for ragman and jaeger

[soft coral]

bsg should include diseases into the game

randomly when walking you step on a rusty nail and get infection
health skill reduces the chance of infection and time to heal

[viral egret]

on interchange

[soft coral]

u never know

[viral egret]

immunity covers infections

[soft coral]

you eat tushonka get gonorhea

[viral egret]

iirc

[soft coral]

which theres like 1 from the poison knife

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

and everything else is the negative shit such as parkinsons

[viral egret]

that aand obdolbos or whatever

[thick jetty]

just add tetanus shot into the game

[soft coral]

honestly

health is quite a useless skill

strenght and stamina and immunity should be combined into health

[remote fox]

They could prune the skills to make them make more sense.

[stark torrent]

you run into Killa you get pregnant

[soft coral]

and u say I need to get detained

look at you

[soft coral]

the everlasting tale of pot calling the kettle black

never ceases to amaze

[remote fox]

Strength, measuring physical power
Dexterity, measuring agility
Constitution, measuring endurance
Intelligence, measuring reasoning and memory
Wisdom, measuring perception and insight
Charisma, measuring force of personality

Go full DnD.

[soft coral]

mom wanted me to persue music as a kid btw

no joke she said "I wanted to sign u to the music school so u can learn an instrument or become a radio host"

[thick jetty]

eft would have roll nat 1 (99,99% change)

[soft coral]

instead I chose bakery and cake making

now look at me

a racist.

[viral egret]

roll nat 1 die
roll nat 20 you die slower

[soft coral]

funny thing actually

my diploma is food related

and my school deals in training chefs and bakers

so having ended up in a food factory is kinda ironic

[thick jetty]

you roll nat 20 you have head and torso on red health, rest blacked after fight

[remote fox]

They already calculate the damage by rolling a dice.

Will it penetrate? Nobody knows.

[thick jetty]

19 would be head eyes with blicky while wearing ronin

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

takes one to know one , eh?

[thick jetty]

truu

[carmine dirge]

killa party

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

GG i have that bug where i cant spawn in

[soft coral]

Man

I can feel how sore I'm gonna be tomorrow

[compact knoll]

thats what she said

[stark torrent]

after she told him she got a boyfriend that will feed both her pussies from now on

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[soft coral]

that cosplayer girl can trip on a rock and split her skull in half

may her family

I hope they had a good christmas

genuinely

what a piece of shit human

not even bottom of the barrel

bottom of the marianna trench

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

Mortii si ranitii matii

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-wake-up-meme-jo-jake-gyllenhaal-hangover-gif-5788552611465275458

[compact knoll]

dont forget to heal

[remote fox]

Brother got something slipped into his drink.

[stark torrent]

2 ideas for Terminal

1. Why dont you bring 2-3 AK GLs and use the starting AK to blow up the BD in the building to get the keycard then throw it

2. They should have made some rare BD spawn with T7

[viral egret]

tf is t7 for

stopping .50 bmg HP?

you will get head eyes anyway

[stark torrent]

T7 are thermal NVGs

[viral egret]

oh

ahh those

[stark torrent]

they cost 17 mil

yeah

[viral egret]

wtf

[stark torrent]

but i mean they are BD and you dont keep them anyway but would be cool

if anyone would have them its Black Divison

[viral egret]

where do u get t7s anyway

crates?

[native crypt]

jaeger 4

[soft coral]

thermal worth like a leg and a kindey

[viral egret]

a leg and a kidney is average price for anything thermal in tarkov

[stark torrent]

only from jaeger , you cant find them anywhere

[viral egret]

damn

[soft coral]

what was teh range on teh t7?

[viral egret]

wiki says 250m

[soft coral]

????????????????????

[viral egret]

so its useless for most maps

[stark torrent]

no

[soft coral]

I think its far less

[stark torrent]

T7 work like normal NVGs meaning they have no range limit and no FPS cap

[soft coral]

than 250

or maybe I'm remembering the contract wars t7

[stark torrent]

you need to use only iron sights tho you cant use scopes

[soft coral]

laser visible?

[stark torrent]

i dont think so

[soft coral]

damn

complete PoS then

[viral egret]

what is the best way to do secured perimeter for jaeger

do i just bring in a glock with drum mmags full of AP 6.3

i cant buy any better ammo

[stark torrent]

why not a fucking SMG

[viral egret]

glock 18 go brrrrrtt

or flechette shotgun

[stark torrent]

as for the quest , just get in the office and kill ppl in it idk

impact nade the stairs , wait for them etc

[viral egret]

6 kills so its gonnnna take a bit for me

shouldnt be too bad as long as i can get to office

[stark torrent]

maybe tripwire something

[viral egret]

could work but where tripwire get

who even sells tripwire kits

[stark torrent]

jaeger quest unlocks them

[viral egret]

ah ill go see if i can

current quests i have dont have unlock tripwires as reward so

[stark torrent]

i mean just get in offic efirst and camp ppl

thats how most ppl do it

or 3rd party someone fighting in it already

[viral egret]

buh

this quest unlocks tripwires

[stark torrent]

Dorms 3 story stairs and factory breach door near the office

[viral egret]

the one u can knock down ok

[stark torrent]

you just need to walk there

[viral egret]

im just gonna need to exfil out

alive

aor is that not a hidden prereq

[soft coral]

no

glock is double edged sword

the high rpm means you'll be shooting the cockroaches onteh ceiling

either shotty or ump or something

if u have decent 5.56 or 5.45 use that and aim head

[viral egret]

i have decent 5.45 but no 556

and i dont wanna use up my 5.45 in factory since ill prob die alooot

i can freely buy ap 6.3 and i do have a stockpile of flechettes as i finished setup

[soft coral]

then do shotgun

[soft coral]

U have access to uzi?

[viral egret]

ye

uzi pro

i need to finish tark shooter 3 so ill go do that in the meanwhile

[soft coral]

use uzi pro

[stark torrent]

i mean bullet is made to kill

you have quest to kill

go normal UZI even and tap heads that shit has 0 recoil

and costs less than a Greek Souvlaki menu

[soft coral]

thats it I'm calling hades

[viral egret]

this setup should do fine

[soft coral]

bro snuck in the name

[viral egret]

holy fuck

@stark torrent

got camped by killa helmet

shot him in the eyes

he fucking died

my bad idea was to push him but it paid off

free plates

and wtf are these

[stark torrent]

200k headphones

[viral egret]

damnn

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

bro has nearly 20 kd that is comical

[stark torrent]

thats a cheater

[viral egret]

he shot me thorax with bcp fmj and it didnt pen

[viral egret]

lmaooo

he died

with killa helmet and class 6 rig

[compact knoll]

bro the fucking gig timing

[soft coral]

enjoying cybercock?

also nice pistol

[compact knoll]

clearly

[soft coral]

going on the hunt for women

I gently open the comments

[soft coral]

fun game

but a bit repetitive

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/cyberpunk-2077/clips/lTOskHJTVVTZlN41y?invite=cr-MSxEOFMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

are u fucking kidding me?

thats so dumb

lmao

[viral egret]

dam

this is all making me want to play 2077 too

but i must tark it

[little flame]

no

play it

tarkov is dogshit

[viral egret]

bro i need to catch up with quests and shit

[little flame]

fuck that bro

game wont wipe

[viral egret]

yes but pmcs will only get stronger annd stronger

i gotta get cp2077 in th first place i dont have it

but i should try it out regardless

[little flame]

just pirate it

lmao

thats what i did until a few days ago

games just too good

played it like 5 times

5 playthroughs*

[viral egret]

aatrue

[little flame]

bro hes broke

get ur money up ig

[keen sparrow]

Definitely

[soft coral]

"This...this is a nice car , gauges , shifter , wheel. is this all for show or is there something more I should know about. I'd like to take a little peek under the hood"

[viral egret]

whaat

can .308 ME not pen the class 3 green helmet wtf?

i hit the window frame

go again i guess