💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

also if hes playing on hard enemies are spongy af

[keen sparrow]

it's aids

[ancient marsh]

no no

no no

requiring a lot of shots is 1 thing

missing them completely is another

[soft coral]

yeah fair enough

[keen sparrow]

You also can't play Cyberpunk like it's CoD

[soft coral]

possible just not on hard

[keen sparrow]

Just wait till he fights the ||sandevistan guys that dodge bullets||

[soft coral]

only becomes possible lategame when automatic weapons deal gokd dmg

sandevistan stealth pistol build still the most fun ive hard

[keen sparrow]

coolest yeah

I still prefer no gun net-runner that just makes people kill themselves with my mind

[soft coral]

eh

not my thing

[keen sparrow]

sandy stealth pistol is slowing time and critting everyone in the head for 32,000 damage before they can even fight back

[soft coral]

yes.

double jump from a roof dash mid air
sandi slow down time

pop heads gg

didnt like how little few buildings are accessible

most stuff is outside

[keen sparrow]

Cyberpunk definitely suffers from 'flat-door syndrome' as i call it

[soft coral]

massive building who knows what corpo rats we can kill inside
cant enter

[keen sparrow]

Still, maps is fucking huge regardless

[soft coral]

it is

but due to said flat door design

[keen sparrow]

i've played well over 600 hours and i still don't know my way around Night City by heart

[soft coral]

i explored it very quickly

[soft coral]

because theres no signature buildings

[keen sparrow]

it's really unfortunate how many unused assets there are too

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's literally designed for you to get lost

[soft coral]

i enjoyed it dont get me wrong
but after completing it i dropped it

[keen sparrow]

atleast you finished it

[soft coral]

good but not as good as people glaze it

sry to say

also encountered a bug I think with ragnarok
@keen sparrow

theres a section POST game where u need to clean out remnants of asgard
one of em is next to the Strond gateway in alfheim where u need to fit through a crack

but due to a bug with freya she doesn't move through the game therefore kratos can't go through as well

locking you out

[keen sparrow]

should look it up, see if others have had the same happen

[soft coral]

they had

[keen sparrow]

aids

[soft coral]

theres multiple vids on youtube and reddit posts

legit unpatched bug ggs

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll are you winning son

Yesterday run was beautiful

Russian spotted 12 o clock gets 1 tapped

[compact knoll]

had one very dogshit run

going for the second one right now then i leave

[stark torrent]

oke , good luck , i would join but i gotta go as well for now

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven

https://vxtwitter.com/spressohh/status/2009804500283060512?s=20

Justin (@spressohh)

nickmercs is absolutely cheating in arc raiders. this is not aim assist. you can clearly see he is shaking off the aim lock until it locks into the correct rotor. he’s gonna get banned on twitch 😂

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 10, 2026, 1:48 AM

[glacial haven]

.

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/MrBubblyTTV/status/2010213854970818888

MrBubbly (@MrBubblyTTV)

BRO WE HAVE TO AT LEAST MAKE IT PAST THE GATE COME ON MAN 😭
@NeckshredderTV @bstategames @tarkov
#EscapefromTarkov

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 11, 2026, 4:55 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjD8Tm5o6CE

[ancient marsh]

did he photoshop the sunglasses onto himself to hide the empty gaze of evil

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

he looks like the 61 guy

[keen sparrow]

yeah why does he look like he's about to cry

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[little flame]

-20 irl

[soft coral]

hit boss with relic which has to stagger them
boss doesn't stagger and 1 taps me

santa monica truly copied elden ring 1 to 1 with the boss mechanics

love it

so cancer man

that tripple berserker fight is so badly designed istg

that tripple bersker fight man

absolutely terribly designed

just downright unfair

and ofc Slow runic attacks against them suck dick

because they never get interrupter because why would they

lovely design

[soft coral]

got em

ez

[stark torrent]

meoww

[hallow stream]

Get good

[soft coral]

its a mechanic I have no control over kys

[hollow patrol]

noob alert

[soft coral]

okay

still beat em though

[keen sparrow]

would you ever try Monster Hunter?

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent that channel sucks, why tag me there

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

fun fact

doesn't one shot headshot even with no armor even when point blank

does 35 dmg

[viral egret]

34.5 dmg

or sm shit

[ancient marsh]

instantly upon leaving the barrel becomes 34.99

rounded down to 34

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/astrollc-gif-19546750

[ancient marsh]

here every day

[ancient marsh]

saying other channels suck

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @little flame

[stark torrent]

damn i wish we had them packs

[ancient marsh]

we had ts in russia in early 2000's

not monsters

[little flame]

why are u pinging me

oh

[ancient marsh]

but caffeinated alcohol drinks

[little flame]

didnt see the vid

[ancient marsh]

ts is dangerous

[viral egret]

dont u drink monster aswlell

[little flame]

oh wtf

its over

[viral egret]

alcoholism peaks 200% overnight

[ancient marsh]

heart + liver double shot turbo murder

[ancient marsh]

youd literally kill yourself

[keen sparrow]

caffeine makes you feel more sober when you're really not

[ancient marsh]

do tell

[keen sparrow]

why are you up my ass constantly

you really have nothing better to do?

[glacial haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-puppy-helicopter-puppy-wagging-tail-gif-8160737066068723289

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-puppy-helicopter-puppy-wagging-tail-gif-8160737066068723289

how he helicopeter?

[glacial haven]

some day AI will be able to replicate it

[glacial haven]

by very happy

goodest boy

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

now im riding artems ass about him beating terminal instead of him getting a job at mcdonalds putting fries in the bag @stark torrent @glacial haven @little flame @viral egret

[viral egret]

what if he gets a job at terminal

[little flame]

did he escape yet?

[viral egret]

and he has to witness retards coming in right after they fix the fucking wall

[glacial haven]

No

[viral egret]

dont think he did

[compact knoll]

why is xal muted

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[viral egret]

bro got fucking shot

[ancient marsh]

iedy calls me fat

[glacial haven]

Test

[ancient marsh]

i say "i see"

i get muted

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

the government of china is more reasonable

[little flame]

muted again

[keen sparrow]

thank Christ

[glacial haven]

We are very reasonable people for the most part

[stark torrent]

oohhh so you see it

[glacial haven]

You are the very exception

[ancient marsh]

hes gonna be the unarmed civilian getting slimed by pmcs

[stark torrent]

ohh so it shows in your DM

[glacial haven]

we ICE in this mf

[stark torrent]

interesting intereting

[compact knoll]

look man

if he didnt want to get slimed

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-dark-souls-souls-epstein-dark-souls-epstein-gif-3311472848300011423

what i saw:

[compact knoll]

he wouldnt have ran in front of me

[glacial haven]

He was running for his life tho

Just a very short one after he met you

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9JrtXZSArSs

[viral egret]

true

[ancient marsh]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1gudm0c/how_to_efficiently_present_id_to_a_cop/

[compact knoll]

how civilians be pulling up

[stark torrent]

when is the next Blacked session

[compact knoll]

i go sleep

i wake up

i have 3 cards

prob tommorow

[ancient marsh]

if there was an armed invasion at my workplace i too would sit in a bush and have my hands in positions that mimic me holding a gun

[compact knoll]

or like midnight

[viral egret]

you get slimed thrice

[stark torrent]

hmm aight

[soft coral]

I LOVE HOW FUCKIGN ASS THE SPEAR IS

[compact knoll]

lays down in bush

stands up

[glacial haven]

Okay but we haven't tested the proof function on the ban command yet

[compact knoll]

runs at me

[stark torrent]

yeah i wish they added better attack animations and use it with the shield

[soft coral]

legit only good in stun builds

[glacial haven]

Let's ban xalrider as a test

[compact knoll]

does a phantom gun emote

[ancient marsh]

no voice line

[soft coral]

which are objectively the worst

[compact knoll]

BRO IS ASKING FOR IT

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

every attack it has is slow

its a spear ffs

[compact knoll]

and the first civ that i slimed

[viral egret]

bros gonna active the 470 sleeper agents he has in gamma

[ancient marsh]

why didnt you shoot at the legs or use a taser

[compact knoll]

ran across the corner just as i was shooting a scav

[glacial haven]

Ragequit gonna have a field day

[soft coral]

such a shit weapon

I legit dont use it

juggle axe and blades

[compact knoll]

ivan right now

[soft coral]

yes

[ancient marsh]

they dont know i got the best ending on EFT

[compact knoll]

after 15 tries

dude this war shit

[glacial haven]

more like, they don't know i still haven't gotten it

[compact knoll]

its nothing

[ancient marsh]

dont have to tell them that

[compact knoll]

terminal is the real ptsd

[glacial haven]

soon

then you can go back to living a normal, healthy and balanced life

[compact knoll]

im going to have nightmares

[glacial haven]

as always

[ancient marsh]

when you get cancer and the doctor says "i'm sorry, it's terminal"
you'll get really scared
but not because of the cancer

[viral egret]

buckshot roulette in this shotgun

except ones a slug ones a flechette

nobody will predict thi9s

[glacial haven]

aren't you just fucking yourself over by doing that

[compact knoll]

my ptsd nightmare will be

"russian 12 o clock"

[viral egret]

first is loaded with slugs then flechette

i dont fight people at range

but if i want to i can

[stark torrent]

Artyom walking out of store to buy Monster when he sees a guy in a black jacket across the street looking at him - I see an Ukrianian, 12 o clock

[viral egret]

if the fucking .50 cal slug doesnt 1 tap thorax then the flechette will kill them

[compact knoll]

VIPER ONE DOWN

[ancient marsh]

"russian 12 o clock"
"but im not russian, im a USEC"
"i dont care dude, im a black division pmc, im gonna fucking kill you"

[compact knoll]

TITAN ONE DOWN

[glacial haven]

i am just going to start playing random soundboard sounds like "Ironside hit", "Raider wounded"

[ancient marsh]

i got so fucking scared once when my friend played a grenade roll sfx on the soundboard on discord while i was 2 seconds left on a car extract

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

Dagger 1 wounded

Specter 1 in position

[glacial haven]

you giving me ideas

[stark torrent]

they actually say USEC 12 o clock i think if u are not bear

[compact knoll]

black division death sounds are freaky as shit

[stark torrent]

pretty cool sadly you die before you hear them talk usually

[glacial haven]

one of them can be called "Dirk"

all of them got cool ass names and then you have dirk

[soft coral]

dodge perfectly
boss turns 360 and connects attack

[compact knoll]

one letter away

[soft coral]

aaalrighttttt

LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[compact knoll]

everytime im on terminal i feel like kirk and BD is Tyler James

[soft coral]

not to mention how the berserker bosses only get staggered when they want to

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/zelensky-volodymyr-zelenskyy-salty-angry-sitting-gif-10691171776612429707

[soft coral]

not when they have to

[compact knoll]

"how many times have you died on Terminal?"
"counting or not counting black division violence"

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

when they kill a bear / RUAF they also say "Ivan's dead / Ivan down"

What did the devs mean wby this

[ancient marsh]

disavow

[ancient marsh]

disavow

[soft coral]

dodge
attack still connects

ok?

no realm shift

I press space kratos just stands there

nice input lag man

even worse

tbh it is from the frame gen

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral !topic

i fucked it up

one second ivan

!topic @soft coral

[safe summit]

@soft coral

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[ancient marsh]

there we go

[keen sparrow]

tell us about frame gen

I too enjoy paying 2000$ for fake frames

[soft coral]

wow too bad I dont care

theres a combo i wanna do but its so timing specific
if i do it right both berskerer bosses go down to 30% hp
@keen sparrow

if the game cooperates properly

[keen sparrow]

is there anywhere you can safely practice it?

I hate truck cemetery.

[viral egret]

easiest stash to get on my soul bro

i love truck cemetary

free chimeraa pelts

[soft coral]

AND AGAIN

THEY DONT GET STAGGERED

[keen sparrow]

i'm on hard/survivalist with only a lever action

[soft coral]

WHEN THEY SHOULDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[soft coral]

yes but running

and not stopping

[keen sparrow]

if you say soooooo

[viral egret]

bro

that is the best gun ingame

lowkirkenuinely

[keen sparrow]

now to ignore the controller at the helicopters on my way back out

[viral egret]

bro we cannot be deadass

i just killed 2 noobs in customs

they started shooting at me with KEDRS

[viral egret]

my slugs idea worked

[viral egret]

those aer so fucking easy to kill

we are not being deadass

i melee those

1 more kill nd setup is done

such a blast

[ancient marsh]

a blast like kurt cobain more like

[viral egret]

i blew the first guys head off with a fucking slug

and the other with flechette

they had pacas

[ancient marsh]

yeah thats why any of that worked

cause their levels combined is less than yours

[viral egret]

and i stole a poster

i will check their hours later

[viral egret]

ulach and paca

sounds bout right

[little flame]

@stark torrent did u get ur cultists or do u wanna run some raids

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

fucking trees slimed me out at dorms

ok bro

4 people shooting from the trees collectively at dorms hiting nothing

limping away with half my body broken and these guys cant hit me

bro has 12k hours but his aim is abysmal dogshit jesus

like 20 meters distance and hes tap firing with a NL

im in a open field aswell cause i wanted to transit bug but ggs man

[little flame]

no need to waste ammo at timmy cryon

[viral egret]

other guy magdumping me from dorms roof hitting nothing

also with nl

he blacked my arm and nothing else

fucking shot at me ike a mag and a half lmfao

[viral egret]

they have 3k hours both of them lmfao

they started wipe like recently i think though

[little flame]

lmao

[viral egret]

time to go again

im so close to being done with setup

1 kill away

[little flame]

gl

u got this

[viral egret]

and it has been fun

[little flame]

setup is fun if u camp it

[viral egret]

lowk the most fun ive had with a quest

[little flame]

thats what i did

[viral egret]

i didnt camp

i just ran around until i heard footsteps

[little flame]

i camped most of my kills cus i was doing shooterborn too

[viral egret]

and then i shot them

reasonable

i need sbih on customs maybe ill get my last kill with mp18

[little flame]

i barely ever missed a shot with the mp18 i love sniping

[viral egret]

i was close to getting a kill with mp18 from big red all across to ruaf gate

but the guy got fucking grenaded by big pipe

[little flame]

@compact knoll done with tutorial in cp?

[viral egret]

is the mp155 ultima thermal cam worth it

[keen sparrow]

no.

[viral egret]

damn

wasnt plaanning on using it anyway

i saw it covers up the sight infront so

i like how the ultima looks though

[keen sparrow]

cool because apparently Kalashnikov Concern ripped off the design from some Indie dev

I bring this up because so many gun manufacturers make ugly af guns, and then game devs make cool shit. https://www.ign.com/articles/stolen-gun-kalashnikov-oceanic-mp-155-ultima-ward-b

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

doing with a friend rn , no cultsits just a bunch of players

[little flame]

gotcha

gl

still got ur thermal btw so lmk when u need it

[stark torrent]

ye no worries u can keep it i got 30 more

[ancient marsh]

saw the grey hair and stubble and was scared it was epstein

[viral egret]

god bless

almsot killed a pmc as a scav

but i missed face and hit helmet

lmfao

[little flame]

[viral egret]

yessss

i DID IT

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-pride-gif-22560640

[soft coral]

immolation granting luck and runic is just stupid

blades do fucking melee the fk do u give me runic dmg for

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

meanwhile i have 200 hours and ive seen like 5 blatant cheaters

only one on my own though

[soft coral]

boss spawns 4 seidr minions
freya sits in 1 spot and theyre all on me

?

like ok?

[cyan garnet]

Lost count

[soft coral]

LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO REPLAY THIS BOSS

BECAUSE OF HIS MINION SPAWNING BULLSHIT

valkyries in 2018
difficult but fair
berserkers in ragnarok
downright unfair

[ancient marsh]

gonna say this mf was just lucky

[remote fox]

Guys I have confession to make, I just betrayed another scav for loot.

Makes me feel so bad.

[ancient marsh]

rep for loot is a bad trade

[remote fox]

I didn't lose any.

[soft coral]

not even close to the AOE attack
it hits me

[hollow patrol]

its actually just ur graphics settings

trust

[remote fox]

"Hey, that's my loot"

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-smiling-evil-smile-smirk-tehehe-gif-7050791481493163989

[ancient marsh]

kill a pscav = -0.10 rep

kill regular ai scav = -0.03

[remote fox]

He already killed a player scav or something.

[ancient marsh]

lucky you

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @fast garden

Rare Nikita W

[ancient marsh]

nikita W after he says "we implemented a fix and only now found out it does fucking nothing"?

are you okay?

he admits they do zero fucking testing for patches

and it's a nikita W?

[stark torrent]

its a W because they decided to give everyone seats and gave up that dogshit RNG idea

[ancient marsh]

hang yourself by the ballsack

[ancient marsh]

surely this time the patch will be functional

[stark torrent]

otherwise yeah , classic BSG L , we changed that - turns out its worse cause we bugged it instead

[viral egret]

average bsg change

[ancient marsh]

W NIKITA W SPEED ❤️‍🩹

🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹 🌹

@stark torrent btw the seats change does nothing outside of 2-mans trying to escape

as in friends

with randos it's king von demon time

won't change a damn thing

if theres team damage someone is getting slimed insta

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

you are on scav and that is a saiga with a dovetail picatinni rail adapter

[viral egret]

shot a scav and his shit fell into the ocean

[viral egret]

i dont get it

[ancient marsh]

me understanding everything from the picture with little information

🤓

[viral egret]

i am pmc with AKM

on snoreline

[ancient marsh]

this mf running a naked ak

[viral egret]

i need scav kills

doing it as fast and as cheap as i can

[ancient marsh]

come vc then

[ancient marsh]

flight recorded has weight of 4,7kg

but weighs nothing since its a quest item

[pallid bolt]

If quest items had weight, we'd be fucked most of the time

Doesn't the briefcase weigh like 5 kilos or something stupid

[stark torrent]

Shoutout to my buddy Train Depot for giving me shit ton of ammo

[viral egret]

on a cheater profile

[little flame]

shout out to me for dropping u the ammo i find

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RSE7-r2DAqc

i just realised its the exact same preset

minus the supressor

[ancient marsh]

or stock

[stark torrent]

it looks the same to me

[ancient marsh]

or foregrip

[ancient marsh]

well ur blind then

[stark torrent]

hmm is it the MOE instead

[ancient marsh]

no

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[viral egret]

that's the ripstock

[viral egret]

good raid

[viral egret]

ggs

[ancient marsh]

i molested that guy at the start

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

with the dvl

[viral egret]

did u get a end of screenj status thingy for healing

so we can see what he shot you with

[ancient marsh]

i wasnt injured

i healed to full

[viral egret]

i mean

ggs then

bro fucking failed to pierce level 3

[viral egret]

did he pen ur armor?

[ancient marsh]

yes

could have been a neck shot

[viral egret]

damn

maybe

he didnt pen my aramid

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent if i want the good ending what should i do with the case at the end of falling skies?

[little flame]

dont think that one matters

but i kept it

so did they

[ancient marsh]

well it quite literally does

you get THE case

that you gotta decide what to do with

[little flame]

ye but it does jack shit for the good ending

??

thats what im saying

but idk

they both kept it

im 99% sure

@stark torrent right?

[ancient marsh]

...it's literally required for ANY ending

to do something with the case

literally start of the quest chain for the ticket

im just thinking about whether i should keep it

but that's -0.30 prapor rep

[little flame]

it doesnt fkn matter bro

[ancient marsh]

OR should i hand it over and get it back later

[little flame]

do what u want

lmao

[ancient marsh]

ok alle ill ask iedy and artem

[little flame]

i think one takes longer

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

than the other

[little flame]

not my fault ur being a dick

[ancient marsh]

???

[little flame]

im literally trying to help

[ancient marsh]

ok

[little flame]

they told me to keep it

im telling u

[stark torrent]

give to prapor then you get to lk to get it back

[little flame]

u didnt tell me that iedy

[ancient marsh]

the lk part
do you get access if you dont have it?

[little flame]

😭

[little flame]

nah u gotta get the questline

sadly

[stark torrent]

you get it from Batya later

[little flame]

do the questline*

wait what

really?

[ancient marsh]

i c

[little flame]

alright my bad xal, im in a shitty mood some irl stuff happened u didnt do anything wrong

[ancient marsh]

to be clear you do that to avoid the -30 rep right

[ancient marsh]

its ok i think we just had a misunderstanding

[stark torrent]

i guess yeah

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

got all the arena drops

[little flame]

sick

[ancient marsh]

im out this bitch like Ronnie McNutt

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

hmmm iirc it doesnt matter if you keep the case or not

cause you need to help Kerman anyway

you get to chose so yeah

keeping the case just gives you LK quest the earliest

thats it

[little flame]

iedy wanna do something in tarkov

[stark torrent]

it helps you with Batya later

[little flame]

im so fkn bored rn

[stark torrent]

im busy man i cant rn

[little flame]

np

[soft coral]

do y'all bring your phone in the bathroom when u shower to listen to music?
@little flame @stark torrent @viral egret @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

no

[little flame]

nope

[soft coral]

damn

[viral egret]

no

[soft coral]

enter shower
play pirates of the caribbean
chug jager to know how it felt like to be on board

[soft coral]

me too man

tomorrow first day work

this time

its ACTUALLY over @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

salute

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh yo im bac

gonna check my arena dailies if theyre up

[soft coral]

hi back

I'm dad

[soft coral]

Time for tsushima

[ancient marsh]

gonna play with my brother

[viral egret]

alr gl

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

look, as long as he owns up to it, it's fine

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1q9113k/feedback_terminal_reworks/

i did this

[ancient marsh]

We have a name.

https://tenor.com/view/evil-king-von-king-von-king-von-piracy-king-von-anti-piracy-gif-11039484168229059057

[ancient marsh]

came out 2-3 months ago
rework

OH BTW

@stark torrent

DIDN'T NIKITA TALK ABOUT THIS AS A POTENTIAL FPS BOOST?

[stark torrent]

i dont see how it would do that

[glacial haven]

The engine could de-allocate some stuff

But let's be entirely fucking fair

We are talking maybe 100 - 200mb

[stark torrent]

yeah i was going to say , would it be that good

[glacial haven]

It could trigger a Garbage Collection on the older objects in memory

But that will not be gigabytes

[ancient marsh]

dynamic day cycle transition + checks for time of day by things like quests, cultists etc

lighting changes

nikita said it like it would be some big FPS boost

[stark torrent]

huh yeah maybe in 2088

[glacial haven]

Ah now I see what he meant, specific times to minimize what it loads

Yeah no, you're thinking it would actually change anything but no, it would just hardcode that cultists will not spawn and everything will be the same, just with a hardcoded time now

Theoretically it could do something but that would require them to actually give a fuck to implement something custom for it

[stark torrent]

ye i think they will keep it as it is

[glacial haven]

I mean, even if they change it, I think the systems will still be the same either way, just now with hardcoded values for time and so on

Well, whatever, it's not like the system will ever be implemented in the first place, it would make the game actually easier in some regard

[fast garden]

as much as i like some of the dynamics with a day night cycle, having something a bit simpler could allow for them to create much better looking baked in lighting for the specific times of day and would probably also improve fps

[ancient marsh]

Even day night is bugged
as soon as it turns early morning

it's like a switch is flicked

and the game is like 40% darker

[fast garden]

yeah thats the other thing, its not pretty when that stuff happens

i dont think it used to do that either?

[ancient marsh]

yeah i see no reason for the day night cycle to exist when the game has quests that need specific time

[fast garden]

but then again they also killed the old skyboxes too

[hallow stream]

they havent reworked lighthouse yet, why would they rework

terminal

the hell

people are stupid

[fast garden]

bc terminal is actually beyond ass

[ancient marsh]

ABI aah build

@stark torrent @compact knoll loving factory, i got like 3 zabralos off people

@compact knoll @flat breach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUVP4HuohBQ
How it feels to go to NA servers on tarkov and kill like 8 pmcs in 4 raids

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[viral egret]

is this shit even worth it

[stark torrent]

no

abysmal dogshit

[ancient marsh]

NA players genuinely have disgusting names

[viral egret]

HeadLips69

last hero enforcer done

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fd6Y79lKvPk

Fallen

[viral egret]

@stark torrent trying to play arena
spawn in
guy in spawn who isnt even blowing up
die instantly

bay 5 miracles

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent spammed factory to do quests
KD increased

[viral egret]

bay 5 is so fuun

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-ashtar-sheran-gif-10695907235911658484

[viral egret]

i spawn in, walk 1 meter, get prefired

instantly die

people are in the spawn

because landmines dont exist for them apparently

and when i tried to go into their spawn i walked into a landmine and it killed me instantly

didnt even give me the second warning naur instadead

lord give me patience

[soft coral]

1.0 FUCKING READY BTW

[viral egret]

@hollow patrol

my team is handicapped and the enemy team has a esper

nevermind 3 people have esp

and theyre in our spawn too

landmines nonexistent i guess

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

56a1 vs kirasa

armor is bugged for sure

[viral egret]

yes

armor is entirely bugged

i looked at the video that gigabeef made

[keen sparrow]

nope

[viral egret]

i dunno how to saay it but i just think armor values are misrepresented ingame

[keen sparrow]

bro i swear i said this about the cyberpunk background like a week ago, lol

all the backgrounds

ARE MAPS

[soft coral]

so I'm the only one?

wtf

y'all missing out on listening to the metal gear rising soundtrack in the shower

[keen sparrow]

that's a double negatory

shower is the prayer closet

[soft coral]

ne-what?

[viral egret]

double negative

probably

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I know what it means retard

it was a joke

[viral egret]

damn

[keen sparrow]

Малолетний долбоёб

[soft coral]

fututii matti

[viral egret]

i didnt know if it was negative or not tbh

[soft coral]

oh he got hacked

[viral egret]

may you say it in english or some language i may understand

[keen sparrow]

stupid kid

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

i dont agree with your claims

[keen sparrow]

Sorry Ivan, shower is quiet time for me

It's the only time the other 6 people i live with can't bother me

[viral egret]

shower is always quiet time

place where you can get away from every annoying person

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-kim-wexler-jonathan-banks-gif-25907118

[viral egret]

mike ehjrehehrhtuartut

[soft coral]

who says you have to live with em

[viral egret]

hes not going back to prison

[soft coral]

ah true

he dropped the soap once
ain't happening again (just a joke rex dw)

[remote fox]

Is there a tier list for armor plates?

[soft coral]

higher number better

[remote fox]

I think the material counts as well.

[native crypt]

They do

Titan is my favorite

[remote fox]

I just don't want to think too much.

[native crypt]

Basically steel repairs great, ceramic repairs like shit, the uhm shit repairs great, and everything thing else repairs alright

As a quick off the top of my head thing

[remote fox]

They should make a tier list like they do for ammo.

[native crypt]

I like Titan because it soaks up a lot of damage

[remote fox]

What's meta?

[keen sparrow]

termite right?

[native crypt]

Titan, combined mats,

[remote fox]

Monoclete level III PE is for lvl 4, I think.

[native crypt]

As far as specific plates I like the class 5+6 GAC plates because they are obtainable and light

[viral egret]

ye

[native crypt]

But at this point I wear whatever the fuck and let God take the wheel

[remote fox]

At this point anything below 5 is probably useless against players.

[native crypt]

Pretty much

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bbw-zangief-street-fighter-fat-girl-muscular-gif-11305079771716955903

[viral egret]

YES

finally

holy shit

108 enforcer kills worst weekly to get jesus

[soft coral]

have to get up at 5:50 tomorrow for work

Lord have mercy

[viral egret]

i have to get up at 4:50 for school

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

i live far from school

[soft coral]

haha bigger loser

[viral egret]

ggs man

[keen sparrow]

based af

[viral egret]

unlike you i will ctually wake up

[soft coral]

I have alarm retard

if alarm doesn't work

[viral egret]

i dont

[soft coral]

I have natural one

mom

[viral egret]

i force my body to wake up every day at 5 am

[soft coral]

ok sheldon

[viral egret]

lookm an it works

gonnaa hit arena level 100 soon

[keen sparrow]

My mother used to put ice and water in a spray bottle and spray my face to wake me up

[soft coral]

the left and right simply should be
"just dont sprint and use your ears and u wont need armor"

[soft coral]

did you live in a gulag?

wtf

[keen sparrow]

It worked

[soft coral]

yeah and shooting a pistol indoors would also work to wake you up

not it aint optimal is it

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_torture

[keen sparrow]

huh

[hollow patrol]

wow they even made torture racist

[keen sparrow]

maybe my mother should give them some tips

huh

y'know, those 3 countries aren't doing so hot right now

[soft coral]

use the same ancient technique with your kids
@keen sparrow

repeat the cycle

[keen sparrow]

no way, lol

I got hit with wooden spoons, spatulas, belts, got bloody noses, sat on, my hair pulled

fuuuuck that

[viral egret]

broomstick no?

[keen sparrow]

she wasn't that creative, no

[viral egret]

damn

my mom was

[keen sparrow]

I want to go the asian parent route

Where just a look will freak lil bro out

[viral egret]

isnt that the slav route

slav stare or whatever tf they call it

[keen sparrow]

idk, lived with filipinos for like 4 years and they were like that

could tame a fucking lion with that disappointed parent stare

[viral egret]

damn

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, btw, lol. If you ever get into a serious relationship with an Asian, you're pm adopting their entire family

[keen sparrow]

poor lil dude was hungry

[soft coral]

didn't know reel was relevant to the topic

[keen sparrow]

it was perfect

[soft coral]

wait

the little turd half asian?

[keen sparrow]

no

my ex was

[soft coral]

phew

[keen sparrow]

43 year old nurse from Cebu

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[soft coral]

bro didn't dodge a bullet

[viral egret]

mf shooting me all the way from resort to the water treatment plant on shoreline

[soft coral]

bro dodged the entire nuke

[viral egret]

m856a1 to the neck

[soft coral]

with that gear clearly he wasn't

Lies and deception

[viral egret]

hes doing peacekeeping mission

[ancient marsh]

he clearly wasn't doing setup

[viral egret]

world would be peaceful if he killed himself though

[keen sparrow]

oh the little hydro plant? that's not that far

[viral egret]

yeah but its a fucking epstein thing to do

[keen sparrow]

epstein fucked children

i fail to see the comparison

[viral egret]

he killed santa too

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQpGeszrmA

[viral egret]

wtf is that purple thing

does he have nikitas cocksucker edition

[keen sparrow]

purple is emissary

[ancient marsh]

he's so fucking unbelievably dogshit

[keen sparrow]

supposedly those are devs

[viral egret]

ohh

yeah that holds up then

devs are shit at their own game

gg

i thought purple would be streamer/sherpa smth

but i saw sherpa was another color when iedy found that cheating sherpa

[keen sparrow]

sherpa is green

the little handshake icon

[soft coral]

decide to check r/bulgaria
first post I see is some dude asking why our most popular piracy site is down

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

LONG LIVE BULGARIA

[ancient marsh]

why

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

HEEEEEEELPA

[keen sparrow]

Why does Bulgarian have like 8 words for 'depression'

[viral egret]

the guy u play with

hes spanish btw

@ancient marsh

hes a sherpa i think

[ancient marsh]

he was smoking instead of fucking dropping kills

[viral egret]

he plys like ass

i watched his perspective

[ancient marsh]

his buttbuddy dropping 1 kill

[keen sparrow]

weed i assume?

[viral egret]

im not one to talk i still play like shit

but i think i can kill a guy better than him bro

[hybrid grove]

I

[viral egret]

and hes vaping

you lost that match before even queueing in

that retard is braindead

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

who is this guy

[keen sparrow]

joined 4 days ago

what is it

[viral egret]

oh wtf

his entire fucking screen is covered in numbers

[hybrid grove]

I see that everyone is very taken by my presence.

[viral egret]

what tf is the yellow 2 shotgun shells thing

[keen sparrow]

alright fed, out with it, what do you want

https://tenor.com/view/bay-yanlis-mr-wrong-dizi-cemre-gumeli-deniz-koparan-gif-19273979

bro joined gamma server to ping Grok on the same day

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

wtf is this thing

is it the ryzhy edition icon?

[fast garden]

yes

[viral egret]

aah

damn

[fast garden]

had no idea what you were asking about at first lmao

[viral egret]

i didnt even know emissarys get a icon rank in the game

purple names

[fast garden]

same as in eft yea

[hybrid grove]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

reminded me of the room @short cove had

[viral egret]

tarkov pmc hideout aah room

[viral egret]

its worse

the one he had

this guys room is actually decent

[soft coral]

yeah but still

[viral egret]

cool case in the background

[soft coral]

tbh if he has a fridge /toilet and somewhere to cook basic meals

[viral egret]

probably airsoft gun carry case

[soft coral]

its legit a room you can live in

really now

[viral egret]

who is he tryna fool

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

holy fuck

[soft coral]

reddit making me laugh

a rare day

[keen sparrow]

[hybrid grove]

Do you have any complaints about me?

[soft coral]

HAHAHA

i cant

[keen sparrow]

even if i did i don't think you'd understand

[soft coral]

fun fact:

because we're in the euro zone now and we are officially using the euro

people in stores by law I think can give you international euro coins as change
@keen sparrow

and yes vice versa

[keen sparrow]

I'll keep that in mind for all the excursions into Bulgaria i have planned

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

damn

i forgor that happened

[soft coral]

god forbid a mf tell you something interesting

[viral egret]

i need to keep that in mind since i have gone to bulgaria a few times

always can go more

[keen sparrow]

coming to visit you bby

[viral egret]

this aint the one with it cutting to michael jordan or whoever black guy was after

[soft coral]

so you HAVE seen it

[soft coral]

GRANTED

[viral egret]

it shows up on instagram every few thouasnd reels

[soft coral]

we bulgarians love to be very retarded when it comes to such drastic changes

[viral egret]

it was nice when i was there

[soft coral]

if its a big store chain I think they can accept it

[viral egret]

my dad kept a banknote of it

[soft coral]

for smalls stores not really

[viral egret]

we have like a 10 lev banknote or smth in his collection

[soft coral]

its a rocky start at best

[viral egret]

its hard for them tbh

big store chains have easier access to euro than small stores

id expect small store owners to still have more lev than euro

[soft coral]

they do

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

my youtube recommended me a video, and i feel bad

this thumbnail

what did bro go through to get the files

[ancient marsh]

first time out of 5 games i get the end screen instead of it just quitting insta to main menu

and rewards screen is bugged

fuck this entire fucking company of pedophiles

[wintry ridge]

Nope

Losses just don't pay out

[ancient marsh]

this is just false

[wintry ridge]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sitting-on-couch-al-bundy-married-with-children-couch-potato-kick-back-gif-22342814

[soft coral]

basic tools

[ancient marsh]

!topic @keen sparrow

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

damn i love GAMMA and not Tarkov

[keen sparrow]

BRO HOW DID YOU KNOW

[soft coral]

its a yellow in rostok

I went off of chance

[keen sparrow]

I got gunsmithing tools on this playthrough before my first basic, lol

[soft coral]

60% of the time it works 100% of the time

[viral egret]

accidentally killed santa its over

[soft coral]

after a shower

[viral egret]

mf moving like a pmc jumpscared me

[soft coral]

I no longer smell

[viral egret]

@stark torrent if i kill santa on accident under 6 rep does it fuck up my scav rep

do u know

i had like 2.25 fence rep so i can find out if i lose or not

[soft coral]

u kill santa at any rep it will drop I think

[viral egret]

well

bro accepted my apology

-0.01 rep or smth

ayeee

[ancient marsh]

played like 7 games of arena

and still 7/8 won rounds on assault

genuinely i should be allowed to physically torture my every teammate with needles

[stark torrent]

no

[viral egret]

shii

[soft coral]

slowly sew their anus shut with a rusty needle and barbed wire as thread

[ancient marsh]

didnt need your help

[wintry ridge]

yeah

when i'm mvp of my team, its baaad

retards only run into A all game on checkpoint

get instakilled by some dude sitting with an m4 in a corner

repeat

[ancient marsh]

i was 14-6 or something and we were so fucking raped

2nd place had 3 kills

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309435364217323540/1378941647349612584/invert.gif

i had a match where 2 people had zero kills

and they werent even dc'd

[keen sparrow]

Just report them and the other team for boosting at that point

[wintry ridge]

i only report people for slurs in names because theyre probably 12 years old and shouldn't be playing tarkov

should be doin homework instead

[remote fox]

I have been trying to do Big Sale for 2 days now.

How much does a rope cost?

[wintry ridge]

3.50

[viral egret]

how much length of rope

2-3 feet?

[soft coral]

-2.5 alooooooooooooo

I dont wanna go out to work tomorrow and get frostbite on my balls man