#💣tarkov-released
1 messages · Page 511 of 1
it was like casual convo or smmth
Who is
rex
Oh yeah ik
Do you spawn in terminal with other people?
@ancient marsh gotta go eat a bit
i thought it was a pve map
if youre unlucky yeah
Damn

ahdfhahdfshasfdhhaahah
you give yourself too much credit, lol
he doesnt lie though
bringer of apocalypsys
its all chill
then i come around
and everything goes to shits
you're still responding
it's ok
i'm texting while my son eats pizza
more occupied with responding to me than with your son
Where's the wife / 'babymomma' ?
u need a new emote
my god
its getting old no offense
if it was a babymomma he wouldnt be there

crocheting on the couch, why
Oh ok
isnt this the same guy who likes the therapist
omg therapist 
@hollow patrol
^^^^^^^^^^what happened to ham after i gave him a full backpack and rig of airdrop loot
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @fast garden
xiao-seng got unbanned
@viral egret
wtf is that texture resolution 
broke fella alert
framerate above the OG xbox, unlike spt

you can't even run tarkov at the standard texture resolution
why is my arm a different color from my forehead

you got that driver's tan
how so?
you have to set texture quality to low to get good framerate apparently
He just like me fr
i mean, yeah? who said i can't run it at good graphics
i'd rather fps than a good picture every 3 seconds
i'm not fighintg bots, am i?
mf plays on ultra high quality
i need the fps
with 3.7 fps
xalrider and his little henchman
brother
we arent fighting retard pcs
we are fighting real people
we need >2 fps
that pmc moonwalks to you and just sits there looking at you
same pmc molests us
and you're still in this chat complaining about dying
because he's not a bot in our game

i mean i play the game u dont so
PvE is nto real tarkov

Wheeze
i play the game to have fun, you play for bragging rights or some shit. we are not the same.
I roll in real shit, you dont
india comp mode
naur
you seem to be having a lot of fun right now
i disavow
How about, a crazy idea. Play the game the way you want to play it?
question
who are you?
are you new in this chat?
not how it works in the tarkov channel here
genuinely asking
bro has never played tarkov
we talk shit to each other while eating shit from the same bowl
literally cant play the game how you want because cheaters'll stop you
I pop in from time to time, just because I find the interactions here quite funny

@hollow patrol did that before
now he plays tarkov
be wary
why did you leak my yt acc
damn
unc acc
prime real estate to get stolen and end up on my cheater list
list so long it rivals the epstein files
its just not 200 pages of blacked out text though
Its all about running into a factory, screaming china numba wan. Only to throw the impact nade at the first moving thing you see before leaving the lobby
unemployment list with hundreds, you being one among them

wha
Either way, game is more fun when you dont make it your competitive centre of existence. Both PvP and PvE have their charms
@ancient marsh @hollow patrol
???
factory experience
brother cant read so he cant fall for the ragebait
hard to fill out a job application if you can't read
did youa ctually get a job @keen sparrow
like did they employ or you reject you because of your charges whatever
im bored grok update gamma
ask him in vc next tijme he shows up trust
@ grok make him naked and put him in a micro bikini

damn fc5
literally
you know i think the reason i played so much of fc5 was because it was familiar in a sense
dogshit fucking game
wasnt it also the last fc before they started doing healthbar bullshit
yea
good
2 and 5 are my favs
good by far cry standards
iirc it's the first farcry in a while that doesn't have a self-mending mechanic
well no, it's the first bad one
(i havent played primal)
3 is alright, 4 is my favorite personally
3 is a bit too old but laid the groundwork
idk why maybe it was just my legitimate copy
but dialog outside of cutscenes was really bitcrushed
yeah the two worst parts are as soon as Vaas dies and the second island is turbo hamfisted, and the ending is dogshit
theres no good one
you either die or kill all your friends
2 from a gameplay and immersion standpoint is my favorite but that game is dated
and very ugly
oh 2 was grand
I remember playing it when it came out, jfc i was a freshman in highschool back then
2 is really fun
the ragdoll system is great
guns just blowing tf up in your hand if they're too dirty

*unless you find a golden AK
but the way 2 does the story i literally couldnt keep up
or care
it's just random shit happening
yea 2 story is abstract as hell
the story and every single goddamn checkpoint having their dudes respawn, or getting chased to the ends of time by a truck with an MG on it, everywhere you go
It was a fun tech demo if we're being honest
those evil ass mg trucks are why every fc player has ptsd and every weapon they own is explosive
far cry 4 with the rpg, thumper, that one sniper, and the mg42
far cry 4 i just get into the mini helicopter and fly around all the towers with my small m79 gl
:)
no i stealth clear them with like 6 pieces of meat
imagine your military checkpoint gets attacked by 6 black bears
what's your honest reaction
portable Mortar was probably my favourite weapon in fc2
i love being able to use a personal mortar in any game
i just fucking love mortars
the best way to make money in fc5 is to
get the melee powerup
equip a melee that does not break
throw a piece of meat
turn around
turn back
bash the animal that spawns into the stratosphere
repeat until meat is depleted
it sucked ass
100% agree
why the fuck is the economy only propped up by fucking fish and pelts
in fc3 you sold blood diamonds and crack pipes
wasnt this a real strat inj a game
you farmed cows for gold
witcher 3
me fr in mount and blade
@ancient marsh
Every playthrough of far cry 3 i was constantly on the verge of being broke until i unlocked poker tables
how
broke boy
buying every gun skin and attachment like a retard
i do the same shit
so my M14 has a 4x scope, suppressor and ugly yellow tiger stripe bullshit
imagine a dude with 3 rainbow clown guns sits down at your poker table and just cleans house

fear the main character
my issue with FC3 is that theres no reason i shouldnt be able to run extended mags AND a red dot
i hated that shit
i dont want irons
but i dont want 30's
classic arbitrary video game balance back then
we boost our friend to boost exp for him in Labryth. damm he kill Goons squad + sanitar + 2 boss and guard in labryth 
Easiest game of my life
cocos
how much sugar do u have
or how much did you buy

Make the blackhawk down build
i'll give it a whirl
Probably as close as this will get. I've got wood furniture mods installed on 3.11, this is on 4.0.
@stark torrent went customs with ham, got 2 pmc kills 
low levels ratting in garages near big red
The real LARP is this death squad Daniel Defense shit ICE is running around our cities with
Feds love Daniel Defense, it's hilarious
good raids 
they do
does everyone not have a 2TB SSD?
lowk
i dont have aniversary edition so i couldnt play them if i wanted to
bro?
i only have special edition
i dont have 650gb spare
And?
interesting
might be doing it bad though rq

No
Mines only 1tb too
im doing quite fine tbh
Bills to pay ect
ape vs ape combat
mf thinks i dont eat drink pay bills and shit
one guy with headphones was staring out the fucking crack wher eu can exit towards interchange transit
while all 3 of us were running

fully oblivious
i thought he was a scav
complains about bills
other guy lit up ham
bro are we deadass
i have standard edition
and i bought it on sale
its only 49,8$
another victim swindled
That level 1 stash must be fun
wasnt that bad
im on level 2 stash and doing wonderful
just gotta have ambition
and not the urge to jump off bridge towards big red
you need arena
I have unheard and like 12 extra stash lines

i yhave arena too
but like
you can buy cases even without buying arena
because of 3d trial for theta
I have also given nikita access to my bank account
you get like ~600 gp if u play it right
Jeff Bezos talking about affordability in 2025
400-600

and 3-5 legas
im just saying dawg
plus 1.5+ mil roubles and even more if u do that one quest first try with friends
u et like 2.5m for that
overal like 4m 400 gps and 4 legas on average
the dogtag case trades were not there before
Jeff Bezos should get an IV of drain cleaner to his ballsack.
if u get 500 u get free thicc
and people sell them on flea for way less than they used to be
for vhs tape and some other thing?
level 30+ to unlock the dogtag case / any container
I want to see bezos and musk publically hanged
40 tags scav box 80 icase
why my scav look like thar
no bodycamera aah scav
yeah it's still easier to just farm up the money
than kill 80 fucking pmcs

Musk too yeah, Neuralink-ass mark of the beast AI mongering freak
100 tags
for icase
20 Lv40+ iirc and rest are lv20+
no it's 80
am i sped
it used to be 100
awtf
i think maybe 200 for old icase
but yeah 80 tags is a lot
what was i thinking of with 20 lv40 rest lv20
i was lowkey gonna go to sleep earlier today and then i get taken for 5 billion pmc raids
naur
how many scav runs is it to make enough money for a scav junkbox
like 3?
mistakes can become miracles 🫃🏿
our baby in 9 months
nikita saying as he releases 1.0
i forgot people were allergic to killing pmcs
arent you and artem the same
as in you auto pilot and go run at gunshots
and die
we're questing man we're chillen 

what's ur SR and kd @fast garden
or whats ur name on the game
i can check myself
lol, bro's getting his logs audited
is it dashes or underscores
ive literally seen his name ONCE ingame
dashes i think
if you just type the lu-bu you shoyuld see it
true
theres a lot of those i bet
i was gonna check thru tarkov.dev

bro checking like 200 million chinese people

only 2 accs
im not doing anything i will update launcher and game
havent played since right before christmas event
tbf him and artyom are cracked
oh i never said he wasn't
im saying that's prolly why he thinks like 80 dogtags is easy to get

i dont do the nobrain gunshot rushing unless its with artyom or kill quests
but like
at the same time ive played the game a lot and know how to move around people so i just get a lot of kills
i also whore dogtags
i think ive gotten like 2 junkboxes and 6 icases with tags
well i am the same but opposite
i am a master at pathing to avoid players 

i legit have a knack for pathing through trenches and shit to run away from someone
cause like if i get shot from 100m away by someone on woods
i am NOT fighting that shit 
ww1 experience
i do that when im carring a bro through tasks
@ancient marsh did u see the shit in dms is it legal
'only take the fights you have the advantage in'
yeah
like if im going somewhere and i need to go past dorms
and that retard shoots at me thru a window
you know im just running past him

i wish i had some old clips where i was duo with my buddy on woods
why tf would i go play Hannah Barbara cartoon where all the characters run thru 50 doors
to kill 1 retard
that i can walk past
the first guy
and i saw a guy and just told my friend not to look but keep running
no
its buggy
try a couple times
the second i can slip into some kind of visual hard cover insta peek back kill guy
alr

if he's banned his account still shows up
since his name was racist he's most likely renamed to "tarkovcitizen" and 15 diff numbers
which means his name is unsearchable
hasnt been on since 8 days
as it is longer than the 15 char limit
smiile
was he cheating?
he has a tac-kek helmet
save his ID
REPLICA
no he was dead
on tarkov.dev
pretty sure
did not remember this being a stat
landmine i think
remember me, you and everyone else believing tripwires would kill the game
no one uses ts bruh 😭
i could swear i seen a guy getting grenadier done in factory with tripwires
yeah
he was shooting blicky to attract ppl at gate 1
and putting tripwires with f1s
to kill them
its a good thing grenades got nerfed to shit kek
that's the one
best spot for grenadier is random bushes up in the mountains above chalet on lighthouse
i remember me and ivan in D2
put it between bushes
you cannot jump ALL the way through
if it's an F1 reduced fuse
giving people ptsd
you will die 99/100 times
you can bhop right through in the correct spot
only counter to that pretty sure is having 51 strength
thats why i said 99/100
only turbo epstein always jumps through that spot
fragmentation will fuck u up though i think
what fragmentation
nades are worthless man
right
are fragments an actual thing
yes they are
i feel like it's just the blast radius
however
ive never in my life been hit by a stray shrapnel
theres not many of them
i dunno but i threw a stray nade in woods with alle and i killed a guy
because of the sound of them dropping
the listed amount is way less than it actually is
though it was a m67 so
or sorry
but ive never been hit by a stray
way more
probably hit him with it
i have been hit by stray shrap several times
i think it only effectively is cause 50+% go into the floor
opinions @ancient marsh
just like 1 piece?
holy shit W
good
yeah from far as shit
those drills are legit unobtanium
wait acutally
it will do like zero damage
u need liek 3 drills fir ham
yeah
with this one i have 4
but will do min armor damage of 1
it too me 4 days to find a drill
actually 5
good sh8it
maybe they buffed the spawnrates but i legit spent like 20+ raids looking for those blue drills hitting like 15 toolboxes each raid on shoreline last wipe
tf is conc set key
isnt the zb014 key also for the bunker that has an extract on woods
bro i ran marked room to find drills 
that's 300 boxes
nobody uses it other than to camp it
scavs spawn with these?
if only you knew how bad things really are
ye
seen a scav with all of those
except slugs
scavs can spawn with blank rfids
seen scavs with the new rigs too
not dragon egg mk 2 though
ok cryon
ppl find like shit tons of blanks on scavs
concordia security key
it's under concordia, the apartment complex next to construction with the collapsed crane extract on streets
it spawns valuables, weapon mods and a safe
it's a pretty good key
ive heard some shit about it
This nade shrapnel?
probably better to keep and sell cause nobody fucking runs streets and gets out alive
the nade shrapnel that may as well not exist because the actual ammt is way less than listed right?
the voices are telling me to run woods
ive not seen that shit happen
no i dont think so
antique axes yeah
camper axes
ive seen an antique axe on scavs but idk
yeah so thats pscav item then
no pscav would sell blank RFID cards to like fence though
those are valuable or sm shit
what the fuck are you guys rambling about
camper axes
max fence sells random shit left behind in raids
i have no clue what cryon is on about
partizan too
he said he met only 2 bosses
partizan asnd tagilla
anyways im off to bed
yeah but just asking maybe he didnt remember or smth
gn xal
jfc bsg add new clothes but dont add them to ragman interface
went outside and its snowing gg
cant even see what they look like
mann sometimes in so grateful im not a pilot
@fast garden
because idk how to fly a plane

ivan dad joke of the night
its getting to me

dute ba afar sa vezi
si aici ninge
pula
nu ninge
ca era gheata pe scari
iasi core
maine ninge
cigani

i died to a guy camping green flare
what

He died to a british cigarette
elite tier self control
bosh
uurrrggg auaucuhghgh
go woods u need it
dad left for work this means mom will get us greek food
you need goog ammos
gyros?
and i need the tarkov shooter and prapor's quest to kill scavs on woods
we get the trays with the rice and meat and that sauce
idk what mom gets
we also get some baklava
we to go thesaloniki
so it doesnt get soggy on the way back home
wonder how hard it is to make baklava 
streets chek 15
wgatttt
snow?
damn
still no snow in Stara Zagora btw
holy fucking global warming
this is muteable
fym its muteable
p!slap @hollow patrol
i got it from like a bot command in this servfer
a lot of sugar syrop and thin dough sheets +peanuts
rules change
damn the music just started
i think we dont allow that anymore
killing you rn
as long as you dont kiss me
i am american
??????
i was so happy to eat something that was less sweet for a change
sunshine you may be whatever the fk u want but u are not prepared for baklava
we get it all the time there man
aaah u already had some
ye baklava is really good
@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @alleballe @fast garden https://youtu.be/K9-U0zsrbkE?si=kMiomhRuK5cBdWd7
Help support the channel by listening to music! Couldn't be easier :)
LoFi: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4tWBjTcjPIwGmDSMPKZyls?si=0bfc4125ffa64705
Chill: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/18I5GL61ntZ4K3lEHR1VjE?si=eeab18ea507b4fe1
ScavTalk Weekly Podcast!
ANCHOR: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/scavtalk
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtub...
COMMS
well we know the turkish flag has 1 star which is the review but at least food is amazing
@fast garden @stark torrent
yea ive not been playing but i have been seeing this
god bless tarkov
This is the fucking JFK assassination test
same issues rotation on a 6 month cycle
It's true
you've no idea
it was ricardo milos but only focused on the cock

guess im glad it stopped at the music
oh my god
ooohh
lowkey got slimed out head eyesed by some chud but i finished the tarkov shooter part 2
same
preach brother
i hate typing on phone
ok im done for today
did tarkov shooter part 2 im jolly now
still have to use 5 billion bolt actions though
5/10
chicken cordon bleu and eggs benedict being like 8-9/10
haha my mom tried to make us eggs benedict one time
it is so fucking aids
that was good but she said shed never do it again
@stark torrent terminal?
sure
you guys remember when games were like 15-20gb max
and then they jumped to 50
and then to 100
and then to 200
I think the first >100 gig game i heard about was a Halo game
which was funny because everyone and their mother clowned on it for how 'bad' the graphics were
prob master cheif collection?
coulda been this tho
@keen sparrow @fast garden
i do have 10th of a terabyte fatigue though, let me tell ya
@stark torrent
CALL ME A BUILDING THE WAY IM BRICKED UP
yea it gets old
got old
fast
never goon
what's that phrase
'i'd drag my dick through a mile of her shit just to see where it came from'
@brave rivet how big is GAMMA
western game dev has been here
how do you know?
160gb
like 20 mb
call me the third piggy the way im bricked up and ready to get blown

caught
its about 130 base
is 50-60 anomaly base then
abonaly is like
im getting that number from somewhere
20?
calling him to the haunted land
17
gamma is 156gb or so
i also have a backup of anomaly, lol
with mods ontop?
yes
french game dev has been here
how can you tell
gamma 140gb
wait what
i just saw cyberpunk EUla for a second
p!avatar 704248400052486144
p!avatar 600715375411200021
i had to wait for an hour once

0 hashtags on this reel
why are we auditing profile pictures, lol
@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow
jfc get me off of the hellworld roller coaster
PLEASE
look it could be worse
it could be coal
Thing is
the US has an odd propensity for building NPPs next to rivers and fault lines
i know you're not supposed to attribute malice to what could be incompetence, but my God
gn
its all over
gushing outta the damn thing
16GB Anomaly + 110GB GAMMA
a mouthful
HAAAAAAANK
man i love CP
HAAAAAAAAMKKKK!!!!!!
Ur gonna get permad fuckinf stop
Retard
cant defend u anymore
Discord auto bans u for shit like this now
Stop you fucking idiots
10 more accounts named memeg joining the server as soon as i get banned
p!avatar 202205927741456385
i havent done anything
💀
Is that
the fk u yelling at me for
that is balls an cock
Memeg2 through 10
gj thee very obstute observation
p!avatar 1434709210221772919

That’s me blowing y’all a kiss for goodnight 

p!avatar 844239823992914011
Idk why tbh
Im in this picture and i dont like it
If you cant run normal m4 properly, i dont think throwing all those fancy gear would change anything
something reeeeally interesting
is after the DOGE cuts
to USAID
suddenly all the mass shooters stopped having Daniel Defense DDm4 V7s
and started having like.. hand me down grandpa fudd guns
and hunting rifles

like, if DOGE wasn't a thing, the Kirk shooter probably would've had a Cheytac Intervention, lol
💀
bro is not me
played 12 hours in this playthrough sofar started today 😭
Kirk would of been throat shot by a sr-25
Shooting m993
oh yeah, yeah
Knights Armament
yeah they love the gucci magic KAC guns for their barrels
hearing english in Venezuela is probably just as disorienting as it is in tarkov
it was like they were firing 300 rounds per minute
That was just knight
you missed the sonic weapon part m8
Raytheon's made some spooky shit too
The Active Denial System (ADS) is a directed-energy weapon developed by the U.S. military, designed for area denial, perimeter security and crowd control. Informally, the weapon is also called the heat ray since it works by heating the surface of targets, such as the skin of targeted human beings. Raytheon had marketed a reduced-range version of...

They had it in Black Ops 2. the thing that microwaves you and makes you walk slow?
yeah that's been a real thing for a decade now
Drone launched heat ray that makes your balls explode
hell, back in 2011 they'd found a strobe rate that could make you puke
like, you could literally mount a green LED light to your gun and have it strobe in such a way that would induce headaches and nausea
yeah my bad bro
@stark torrent bro i checked lvndmark run of terminal
BD just fucking ignores him
meanwhile i get my head blown smooove off
streamer privilege
Did you escape?
no
i have another keycard
and im gonn have one more in like na hour
doing something but i can do it again a bit later if you wnat to watch
Smoooove like a sharkskin coat
Sure
Just ping me
in an hour
gotta wait for time
gonna stream cyberpunk if you want to see
Head lips
Chill
counting or not counting black division violence
A man died
(You, many times)

@compact knoll every minute, airwing is getting closer to finishing terminal
Before you.
this is the one
i believe
im gonna be honest
i dont

that thing is going in my kappa
First time playing Cyberpunk?
@keen sparrow @compact knoll @stark torrent
"I go wash car wanna come? we maybe go store too"
how we respond^
i go everytime
artem playing cyberpunk and i am legit in tears at the gameplay
i'm talking missing a full mag at an enemy right in front of him
how is that possible when he's good at tarkov
muscle memory is used to the wobbly pirate ship movement of tarkov




