💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

kys

[keen sparrow]

one time in 5th grade i got fed up, just hosed my crotch down with a water bottle and told him i pissed myself. then told the nurse and principal i pissed myself

he stopped refusing to let kids use the restroom.

[soft coral]

time to go kaufland @keen sparrow

aka european wallmart

but smaller

and without the guns

[viral egret]

(for now

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/onika-onika3-nicki-minaj-get-up-walk-out-gif-5669679

i'll get my bag, fuck yeah dude

[soft coral]

for a while

balkans have strict laws on guns

we're not america where I can shoot someone for stepping on my lawn

though there was that one time the arsenal AK plant in Kazanluk nearly got blown up because a woman decided to smoke

[ancient marsh]

you don't have stores the size of a city block?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[soft coral]

what made you this way

[keen sparrow]

lack of dick

[soft coral]

just remembered how much I Have left to do in ragnarok

getting the berserker armor and muspelheim enchants would be nice

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[keen sparrow]

wh

Orthodox Christmas is already over

what

[viral egret]

not really

[soft coral]

bro thinks we care about pve

[viral egret]

i think this is the last day

[soft coral]

wrap it up nikita

[keen sparrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amandak-eyeroll-xUOxeVZRbp8PswYyl2

[ancient marsh]

holidays? it's been workdays since monday

[viral egret]

5 more setup kills to go

[soft coral]

chat

any other good games to play after tsushima?

[viral egret]

got a mp18 from a guy hiding in a cabin so i can go snipe people

[ancient marsh]

metal gear rising

[stark torrent]

Metro series

[soft coral]

played and beaten all difficulties without a single hit

[stark torrent]

Nerd

[soft coral]

have played already

[ancient marsh]

i forgot we did it together

[soft coral]

the game isn't that hard as people say

aslong as u learn to parry the game becomes a cakewalk

I find getting all S ranks harder than beating the game

[ancient marsh]

the hardest parts are 1st playthru since you dont deal dmg and dont have good weapons like machetes

and later bossfights that have damage even if you block it

[soft coral]

yeah

perfect parries on revengeance can kill a boss in a few hits

[ancient marsh]

or just the machete charge hit

you can 1 cycle sam

[viral egret]

went customs

shot reshala with 7.62x54 in the head twice

3 slugs to the head

died anyway

bro what armor

he had a santa hat

there is no way they give reshala invisible head armor

either that or mp18 cant shoot straight past 20 meters

[ancient marsh]

reshala spawns without armor

[viral egret]

who am i shooting with a blue santa hat

with 7.62 in the head

god bless this game

white beard santa hat and at new gas

[soft coral]

impretty sure sam can be perfect parried + activating ripped mode allows you to kill him in 1 hit

aka get him down to 10%

beating the game first on hard was a fucking slog tho

[ancient marsh]

at the very start you can hit him like 2 times with machetes

[soft coral]

idk never used machete

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-evil-smile-gif-10723125936340078607

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aurelius467385-chainsaw-man-makima-thinking-gif-26993220

[soft coral]

MISINOUT

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shock-gasp-what-da-hell-open-mouth-gif-10085839188243199944

me right now

[soft coral]

IT WAS A MISINPUTTTTTT

[stark torrent]

Jarvis , pull up his audit

[soft coral]

IM ON PHONE KEYBOARD

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-try-jan-pretty-sassy-nice-try-gif-15937545

[soft coral]

ALLAH SAYS ITS PERMISSABLE TO MAKE MISTAKE

[ancient marsh]

which means it would have auto corrected it

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[soft coral]

i have it disabled

[stark torrent]

it did the first time

[ancient marsh]

or you used that word so much it auto corrected "never" to that

[soft coral]

dear auto correct
at no point did i mean
"bigger"

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/0S-4Hu-Ss4Q?si=fEAWvp0XiaCWZjDI

[soft coral]

listen its forgiven it was genuine mistake

see i cant with you guys
11am and its already Armageddon in here

[native crypt]

Made me remember playing feeding frenzy on the Xbox 360

And also remember Xbox arcade

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3rnA3gPOJsLGdXZW8lSisb?si=_SRMMtMGTumCgNtKWPDC2g

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[soft coral]

nothing happened

keep moving citizen

[smoky kayak]

is it best to just buy eft from official store?

[keen sparrow]

*best to not buy it at all

[viral egret]

if you want to buy any edition above standard yes

[keen sparrow]

doesn't mean to pirate it either

[viral egret]

on steam its cheaper (20% cheaper)

[rugged stump]

Is it still on sale?

[viral egret]

on bsg site its 20% tax shown after sale so 50 + 20% of 50 for standaard

on steam it's 50 simply

no tax

[rugged stump]

In my case I already had the standard edition years ago, but I just upgraded via the website.

You can add EFT to steam since it’s just a launcher anyways

Same thing if you buy via steam

Only difference it doesn’t track your time or have any achievements

[viral egret]

whiich eft already does so

[rugged stump]

that too

i mean steam tracking, assuming he cares about that thing. I know theres people that do lol

like the POE people

[viral egret]

steam tracking is whatever

[rugged stump]

basically just pick whatever is the cheapest

Battlestategames will definitely do whatever it takes to get more money out of you for shit like giving standard the "Drug addiction" treatment

give you a taste then hit you with the option to upgrade which is very expensive

[smoky kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[keen sparrow]

or buy standard, install SPT and you can ignore all of Nikita's bullshit forever

[viral egret]

(and be called a pve loser)

[keen sparrow]

yup, because the opinions of people online matter

[viral egret]

respectfully id rather have my normal pmc character instead of a woman char

doesnt fit into tarkov that much

[keen sparrow]

you just don't install that mod

easy

[viral egret]

yeah but spt is boring as fuck anyway

same for pve

pmc ai is so horribly bad

[keen sparrow]

and yet all i see in here is bitching about PVP

[viral egret]

yea because you can actually lose to pmcs in pvp

dying to a pmc in pve is either u went naked, doing setup or ur just dogshit

[keen sparrow]

or your SAIN is set to a high difficulty

have you played SPT yourself?

[viral egret]

i have

it being horrid without mods and boring asf is smth that already sets it off by far

and even then AI improvements mods will never replace real players

[keen sparrow]

AI mods also don't wallhack/aimbot

[viral egret]

they do

aimbot part

[keen sparrow]

maybe the bosses, but you can change that

[viral egret]

to a certain degree you are literally unable to make AI harder unless you make their aim literally insanely good

people will find ways to exploit the AI and make it literally unaable to kill them anyway

[ancient marsh]

does anyone know alternative ways to scroll the context menu?

like in the btr for example

[viral egret]

seen like 20 reels of people playing tarkov and the pmc AI just stands there not killing them at all

[viral egret]

arrow keys?

[ancient marsh]

i bound my smooth zoom to just scroll wheel

up and down

[ancient marsh]

iedy said didnt work

arrow keys or page up and down

[viral egret]

well

no idea then

those are the main contenders for making shit go up and dowwn

[ancient marsh]

found it

[viral egret]

and it has no alternative binds set gg nikita

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6iOKhl2sMRI

actual tweaker

[keen sparrow]

odolbos 50/50 hasn't been a thing for a while has it?

[viral egret]

no clue

but thats wild

[ancient marsh]

wdym

[keen sparrow]

I thought the chance for it to insta-kill you was an event thing

[ancient marsh]

well no

but it's 25%

like the rest of the buffs

[keen sparrow]

oh so it's always been there, okay

[viral egret]

he didnt die to obdolbos

scav head eyed him

[keen sparrow]

I wouldn't put it past tarkov for there to have just been a crab-walking scav with an mp-133

[viral egret]

he used obdolbos 2 lmao

scav couldve shot him thorax stomach or head and he'd be dead

even in arm

[keen sparrow]

the one that slowly kills you

[viral egret]

does it?

he had so many heals it prob counteracted

[keen sparrow]

true

[viral egret]

he did say scav got him so

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/dear-autocorrect-bigger-gif-21687522

[soft coral]

yes bro repeat the joke

[viral egret]

laid bro out like the cross

[soft coral]

@viral egret @keen sparrow

we are out here

[viral egret]

peak

[keen sparrow]

whoa

[viral egret]

2 pmcs in a fucking container shooting at nobody

i just walk by and i get lit up

ggs man

66 hours lapua santa bag and 6 kd

damn

AP lapua to the thorax

in the neck

[viral egret]

good shot i guess

if i turned around i wouldve lit them up with flechette and .50 slugs

maybe got another free kill for setup

this quest is a blast

[keen sparrow]

fedora detective costume set? what is that

[viral egret]

discord mod fit

[keen sparrow]

@flat breach

[viral egret]

not discord serv mod

i mean discord mod

[soft coral]

littpe turd would love toys section in lidl and kaufland @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

thought this was funny posted it here

[keen sparrow]

probably. he loves tools and cars

[soft coral]

oh

then he would love the parkside isle

[keen sparrow]

he'd probably dig that little telescope

[soft coral]

real

[keen sparrow]

He loves space related stuff too

[soft coral]

shouldve named him anakin

[keen sparrow]

[flat breach]

Josta's fit, if it were 3XL

[ancient marsh]

first game of the day

had a hacker chase us halfway across woods

shooting with a bolty and throwing flashbangs at us

we still made it to the transit though

but he was either thermalling or turbo obvious cheating

[stark torrent]

hmm the winter stuff does look drippy

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obzK1p4m68U&list=RDobzK1p4m68U&start_radio=1

[remote fox]

Is the M4A1 really worth 3 Lega medals?

[ancient marsh]

...no

[stark torrent]

what?

[ancient marsh]

yeah actually

what

[remote fox]

Arena.

[keen sparrow]

definitely

[stark torrent]

wait the m4 is locked behind 3 lega?

[remote fox]

Yeah.

[ancient marsh]

doesnt play arena btw

[stark torrent]

are these devs retarded

[ancient marsh]

recession indicator

[remote fox]

[keen sparrow]

stop

[keen sparrow]

do it

[stark torrent]

i mean its not worth it imo if you dont play arena often , just use them in the main game instead

if u have them

buy the MCX Blackout imo

better buy

[ancient marsh]

m4 kinda buns imo

[keen sparrow]

buy the m4

[ancient marsh]

the 2 assault guns i run is like

val

or ash12

[remote fox]

I just use the HK

[ancient marsh]

ash12 legit epstein trump megapedophile gun

[ancient marsh]

it 2 shots most people

if the hitreg works

and the recoil isnt even bad

if ur up against assault or marksman it one shots them

through class 4

megadiddy gun

[ancient marsh]

issue with hk and m4 is you cant have a lot of ammo

most i get out of them with my usual setups is 3 mags total

1 in the gun 2 spare

[remote fox]

Yeah, I get maybe 3 kills and I'm done.

[ancient marsh]

it's only okay at best on last hero

teamfight / checkpoint it's too little ammo

imo best guns rn is

for every class

rpd for enforcer
ash12/val for assault (val is really skillcheck gun)
MP7A2 for scout
sr-25 for marksman

val is good but you have to be good for it to be good

it shreds people at 900 rpm but you have to conserve your shots

if you spray it jams in 1 mag

ash-12 is much simpler

also for enforcer vulkan with faceshield is almost mandatory

[soft coral]

laura shigihara copycat

[remote fox]

Arena was such a good investment, I already have 2 THICC cases.

[soft coral]

@remote fox @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-hamm-jonhamm-jon-jon-hamm-dancing-club-dancing-gif-9837026988511234852

[soft coral]

LISTEN MAN

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wmster-white-monster-energy-drink-monster-energy-gif-2681655873401142631

https://tenor.com/view/ogvhs-woo-wooo-woooo-wooooo-gif-22674107

[soft coral]

i got rauch juice

with cherry

im being healthy

[keen sparrow]

Yeah yeah healthy yeah, totally totally

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1438995613521018970/IMG_2550.gif

[soft coral]

ofc

[keen sparrow]

Good shit bro. I’d go get some but it’s 4am

[soft coral]

i got choccy donuts from lidl

and pizzer

we win

[keen sparrow]

Snack day and sleepover at ivan’s house

[soft coral]

only you iedy and thee are invited

[keen sparrow]

And we can play card games with his dad and smoke with his mom

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/demetözdemir-crying-sad-tear-up-pretty-gif-16621494

[soft coral]

some guy was leaving with a bottle of wine and 2 packs of candy

???????

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[keen sparrow]

Was the candy chocolate?

[viral egret]

mirinda

peak soda

[keen sparrow]

If so, girlfriend/wife.

[remote fox]

Ok. Arena is shit. I went Last Hero in a new map died before I spawned and was stuck dead.

[cyan garnet]

man just realises arena is dogshit

[ancient marsh]

just play chopshop

chopshop for last hero / teamfight

bay 5 for checkpoint

[stark torrent]

yeah rest of the maps are bad

[soft coral]

dunno

[little flame]

replaying cyberpunk yet again

[ancient marsh]

i do not get people being upset over jackie dying

[cyan garnet]

Bowl checkpoint is aight

[ancient marsh]

90% of his interactions with V are a flash-forward sequences of you guys doing stuff

instead of you actually doing that stuff

[little flame]

nah

its just funny cuzs

[ancient marsh]

yeah

[little flame]

after he dies

u forget about him

so fast

[ancient marsh]

too big and fps too bad

[little flame]

its so funny

[ancient marsh]

people were so upset online with him dying

but i dont see the vision

[little flame]

meh if he didnt die wouldnt of been the same

big story point was about him dying

[ancient marsh]

the game just makes you pretend you were best buds for years

[little flame]

ye

us as the player dont know shit about him

lmao

[ancient marsh]

i mean what does it even do

for the story

[little flame]

idk makes it so jackie doesnt get the chip

instead of v

[ancient marsh]

why would he get it, arent you supposed to steal the chip or sth?

[little flame]

it needs to be preserved

otherwise it gets destroyed

[ancient marsh]

oh yeah it got damaged

[little flame]

so they insert the chip but then jackie gives it to v

after he's dying

as he's dying*

@soft coral how ru doing

[remote fox]

Bay 5 Last Hero has been really good for me.

[ancient marsh]

chopshop clears

less running around

you can know where anyone is by sound

[remote fox]

Bay 5 has more flank potential.

[ancient marsh]

why tf are you flanking in last hero

see, you got it all fucked up

[remote fox]

You re-peek people?

Nothing feels better than jumping on top of a container and outplaying somebody.

[ancient marsh]

I DON'T RE-PEEK
I DON'T FLANK
I PEEK ONCE, AND I GET THE KILL
AND IF I DON'T GET THE KILL

I DIE

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-anton-ego-i-don't-love-swallow-hate-gif-7875854122689982541

[remote fox]

I'm the kind of autistic player that makes playing against me cancer.

[ancient marsh]

keep that shit to teamfight

it's not that deep on LH

LH you run around and blow people's lips off with an ash-12

[remote fox]

You blow people?

https://tenor.com/view/van-darkholme-the-rock-meme-van-darkholme-the-rock-meme-0-o-o-0-gif-24371237

[ancient marsh]

what do you think this does to ones body

[little flame]

fatass bitch

[ancient marsh]

yo it's Mark Henry

[remote fox]

9mm blows peoples lungs out of the body, don't you know?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-henry-entrance-wwe-smack-down-wrestling-gif-16143149

[little flame]

cant wait to see him die again

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[little flame]

bro wtf

[ancient marsh]

PS12B:

[little flame]

thats kinda accurate

[ancient marsh]

i'm really good at lookalikes for some reason

[little flame]

lmao

[remote fox]

Just did my dailies and weeklies in Arena and got another THICC case.

https://tenor.com/view/jon-hamm-jonhamm-jon-jon-hamm-dancing-club-dancing-gif-9837026988511234852

[cyan garnet]

I wasnt paying attention and bought a thicc weapon case instead of the item case

[ancient marsh]

havent gotten a single 6 hour since start of wipe

i think i am already in the "physically and mathematically nearly impossible"

territory

[soft coral]

????

I'm good?

@keen sparrow bought M&M's

feeling american

maybe I kill my neighbour later because they tresspass who knows

[little flame]

cant even ask anymore

bruh what

[soft coral]

just didn't expect it

no worries man

I'm good I'm good

playing ragnacock

[remote fox]

I keep getting SAS drives, I don't even have a task or a hideout thing that needs them.

[soft coral]

tsushima can wait

I want to murder all the berserkers

finish all the favours

and honor broks death

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral is it possible to solo the gengis khan mf at the start of the game?

@compact knoll get out of bed and run that terminal

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fat-walking-doggo-gif-8966942

[soft coral]

who?

[ancient marsh]

the start of ghost of tsushima dingus

[soft coral]

oh

no hes meant to defeat you

hes like ashina in sekiro

or the grafted scion in elden ring

why do u ask?

[hallow stream]

you can beat ashina

but the cutscene still plays out the same

you can also beat the grafted scion

[soft coral]

I said

they are "meant to" defeat you

not that they are undefeatable

[ancient marsh]

well that's what i was asking

[soft coral]

ye ye I know

its just bogdan is illiterate

[little flame]

@stark torrent cultists?

genichiro is such a fun fight

one of my favs in the game still

second is prolly ishiin tho

[stark torrent]

ye we can do a few

[little flame]

im off for now

bored

lmk if u wanna cultist hunt later @stark torrent

ill give u ur thermal once we play

[little flame]

-12c here now

[viral egret]

gg

-14c on monday

for us

[little flame]

rip

[stark torrent]

Cringe

[carmine dirge]

i

[little flame]

bruh apparently this happens if u are flashbanged and go into inventory

lmao

[stark torrent]

The 1700 msi monitor will fix you no problem

[little flame]

😭

[little flame]

whiter than artjoms old ass monitor

[stark torrent]

Warrior, i require a test from you

Go kill 5 PMCs while giving sloppies in the back of Sawmill without busting

[viral egret]

average jaeger quest

Warrior, i require you to hunt down Shturman while being chased by 42 PMCs

[little flame]

shturman is piss easy to kill

skill issue

[viral egret]

first boss that came to my mind

[compact knoll]

maybe ill just do it tommorow

we'll see

[ancient marsh]

fuck bsg and fuck tagilla

3 fucking thorax shots with HP slugs kills me

fucking retarded game

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

fuuuhhh i remembered i have arena dilies to do

dailies

im kinda low on Gp on live

thicc ietms case beeg gp cost

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven pet project idea
a program that when you input a list of tarkov ids into it auto checks which people are banned or not

using tarkov.dev api

(definitely not because im tired accepting 2 captchas for every name in my list )

[stark torrent]

Yeah idk why that website asks for 2 captchas every time

Are they retarded

[viral egret]

yes

[ancient marsh]

todays cheater list check came up fruitless

[glacial haven]

I mean, they really want to make sure you're not a bot because they are using an actual tarkov account to check

[glacial haven]

The API doesn't cover players, you'd have to automate a browser for that

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

back to doing captchas i go

[carmine dirge]

is the best way to get these via marked rooms

i got these two so far

[viral egret]

think so

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

iam fucking shackled by nikita

i cannot even play

my fps are below 30 on chopsho

and my entire lobby is spamming smgs

full magdump on stomach and thoraax with mcx

twice

hitreg so bad

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/vftPh9LLy9

Tigz got a legit guy banned

[viral egret]

gg

god bless man

this match is so bad

if im not hitting head on anyone nobody dies

cause hitreg doesnt count my shots and cause they all run class 5 (scout)

[cyan garnet]

Arena hitreg makes me want to end it all

[viral egret]

all on 25 fps

on chopshop

because nikita decided i shouldnt get usual 60

[viral egret]

i sprayed a guy in the body twice

1 hit

twice

full mag each time with mcx

[keen sparrow]

Another Rexana W

[hallow stream]

welcome back

[little flame]

saying w to himself in third person jesus thats cringe

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[viral egret]

he's like 30 something i don't thin he really comprehends the concept of cringe

[ancient marsh]

womans name on discord as a grown man

female politician emotes and windows background

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-stantwitter-stan-twitter-relicario-gifs-relicariogifs-gif-11979182475974977057

[viral egret]

mid asf absolute barrett thing

[ancient marsh]

what

[viral egret]

he has his own gif

absolute barrett

i gotta go find it rq

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh tigz drama, he banned a legit guy lol

[ancient marsh]

he did not, the devs did

[stark torrent]

well not "he" but he reported him to the devz and they banned the guy lmao

[ancient marsh]

tigz cannot ban anyone

[stark torrent]

Yeah retarded devs

[ancient marsh]

it's like if you see a guy doing something suspicious

like a homeowner forgetting his keys

getting locked out

and climbing into his own window

and the police send him to prison for burglary

is it your fault for calling the cops?

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

who cares I swear this happened once before

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1q97pxi/discussion_dont_kill_streamers_if_you_dont_want/

[viral egret]

yeah that one

[keen sparrow]

Looking for this retard?

[viral egret]

yes retard i am

[ancient marsh]

?????

[viral egret]

fucking wild

[stark torrent]

wait he got Kappa and LK 5 days apart

most achievements were done in like 1 month

ok that looks sus

[viral egret]

to be fair

the gameplay they say they had is relatively normal

[keen sparrow]

What language is spoken in the clip they posted

[viral egret]

spamming grenades if you ahve the advantage to flush out or kill a guy is pretty normal

[stark torrent]

chinese

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

chinese immigrant to UK

as he said

[hallow stream]

and he 1 taps me

also him legit only having his head out

[keen sparrow]

Itsalwaystheyellowones.mp4

[hallow stream]

at 1 specific position

repeeking it how many times is that

[viral egret]

with his light on too

actively revealing any position changes

tigz is a turbo-retard

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent

[hallow stream]

HES CHEATING THOUGH

[ancient marsh]

these people are sycophants

[hallow stream]

HES CHEATING

RAAAAGH

RAAAAAAAGH

[viral egret]

wtf is a sycophant

[keen sparrow]

Dick rider

[stark torrent]

this is also true , they can search the guy and do the report suspicious account

[viral egret]

sounds about right

[stark torrent]

and if 3k ppl do it , idk if it auto bans as well maybe

[ancient marsh]

yeah but this does fucking nothing

[stark torrent]

cannot confirm that , we do not know how it exactly works , its just speculation

maybe it does , maybe its there just to be , fuck knows

but that would be the only way the chat could report the guy , otherwise no way

[ancient marsh]

and that retard is fully convinced

[stark torrent]

he got banned in 15 minutes after that so it was a manual ban 100%

from a dev

[hallow stream]

yea

thats funny as hell

he cheating he cheating

[viral egret]

he played so good he got ChatModWithRestrictions role

or whatever it was called

[stark torrent]

however tigz does act like an idiot in that fight , he knows there are 2 + down there , he still wants to go labyrinth and he still wnats to use the same entrance / angle

him saying oh yeah its sus cause they dont peek

i mean i wouldnt peek either ngl

if its 3 of us we just holding fuck off

he is salty here

[hallow stream]

5 hour stream

yea

[ancient marsh]

i didnt watch his pov but that's not what the discussion is about too

[hallow stream]

5 hours into playing this shithole game anyone would be mad ngl

[ancient marsh]

like i dont get how its tigz' fault

[hallow stream]

but having the ability to just get a person banned in 15 minutes is crazy

[stark torrent]

ultimately its not , he can report whoever he wants just like anyone, only the devs decide lmao

it is what it is

[ancient marsh]

he reported a guy to the devs
devs ban the guy possibly incorrectly (profile sus as fuck, why did he say he had multiple accs?)
somehow it's tigz fault

@hallow stream what's your call

[compact knoll]

cba wait for an hour

[viral egret]

there are many reasons why he'd have multiple accs tbh not bc he cheats or whatever

[compact knoll]

i think ill craft 2 more

[ancient marsh]

...which is?

[stark torrent]

luckily tigz knows my name i guess so i am safe

[viral egret]

i dunno to seem like a freshie or smth

[hallow stream]

Why did the fucking retard banning him NOT look at the gameplay

[viral egret]

or to re-do quests

[ancient marsh]

???

[viral egret]

for whatever reason that is fun

[ancient marsh]

reset acc

???

[hallow stream]

possibly even I would say

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

cryon ur a new player you're not making the best arguments

[hallow stream]

theres no way that devs have a way to look into raids

[stark torrent]

however on the other hand , his death also looks sus

[hallow stream]

like a replay or some shit

[viral egret]

pretty sure they dont

[ancient marsh]

i heard they do

[hallow stream]

so they just banned him off of vibes

[viral egret]

they do?

[hallow stream]

its bsg

i dont believe it

[hollow patrol]

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

[hallow stream]

they are incompetent

[ancient marsh]

no iirc they can look thru the raid id

thats why its on screen

[hallow stream]

then the developer is retarded

tigz is also like

retarded but half retarded

cause he has to play this shithole game for 10 hours a day

[stark torrent]

no its 100% the devs fault i mean as i said , everyone is free to report

[viral egret]

he's full retard

[hallow stream]

he was normal before that

[viral egret]

iedy

[stark torrent]

it deosnt mean they need to ban everyone

[viral egret]

didnt alle's friend kill tigz while he was camping on gz

[hallow stream]

I remember there was another guy

[compact knoll]

i mean

[hallow stream]

that killed a streamer

and got banned within 1 day

[compact knoll]

he doesnt have crazy stats

[hallow stream]

dude legit has normal stats for his amount of hours

played that fight correctly

yea ur banned buddy

tigz does everything you arent supposed to do

[viral egret]

flashlight on
repeeking same angle

[hallow stream]

guys how did he headshot 1 tap me AFTER I LOOK AT THE SAME ANGLE

6 TIMES

[stark torrent]

the guy looked legit to me idk i saw both PoV's they knew the angles and tigz was egoing at the end , again as i said , he really wanted to push that angle no matter what into a 3 man

[hallow stream]

0 MOVEMENT CHANGE BTW

1 TO 1 SAME ANGLE DOWN TO THE PIXEL

CHEATER

[viral egret]

they even naded him so much

and he called that suspicious

bro does not use nades

[hallow stream]

they peeked him 2 times and just aimed where his head popped up last

and won

its shrimple

[compact knoll]

so we are repeaking thej same angle 3 times

gg

[viral egret]

if he atleast bothered to repeek on a different angle

[stark torrent]

some fights you dont win like that it is what it is , but the devs banning that fast is just on them idk maybe the intern or whoever the fuck got the report was tired or bored or whatever

[ancient marsh]

guys says multiple accounts
guy says no achievements

[viral egret]

or turn off the fucking light when moving

[hallow stream]

I mean

we always knew normal players dont matter

[hallow stream]

they just want streamer to be happy with game

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

godsent username

[stark torrent]

problem is his rep will take a hit now

[hollow patrol]

yall talkin bout some boring gae shit

[hallow stream]

"rep" will take a hit

-500 viewers for 1 month

[stark torrent]

My spanish friend Nick_Guerrero67

[hallow stream]

doing anything shitty in tarkov community doesnt matter

[ancient marsh]

his rep? check the thread - everyone hates him

[hallow stream]

everyone is shitty so nobody is shitty

[stark torrent]

to be fair , reddit is a poor metric - everyone hates streamers there regardless

[hallow stream]

latrine cleaner tells other latrine cleaner he smells like shit

[stark torrent]

they hate them in general

[viral egret]

if they already didnt hate him a bit before

tbh i have nothing against tigz and these streamers as long as i dont run into them

other than that prestige 5 streamer i domed with a slug

[hallow stream]

the guy is never getting unbanned

(bsg hasnt coded it in yet)

[viral egret]

im keeping that guys dogtag as a fuckin collection item

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ever since i domed that guy with a slug he hasnt run anything but altyns

[ancient marsh]

maybe its like a twitch situation

[viral egret]

wtf?

maslenita

[ancient marsh]

where they still in 2026 don't have an automatic unban sequence

thats why if you ever checked peoples ban durations

it's like

23 hours 47 minutes

[viral egret]

xal do u know what that achievement is

maslenita

[ancient marsh]

they literally have an intern flipping the switch

[ancient marsh]

last winter event
you had to carry fuel cans and light these pyres and fight off AI waves

it was retarded and for retards

[viral egret]

ah

[ancient marsh]

if you see someone have the maslenitsa achievement - they are a pedophile

i am not even fully convinced you could stop frostbite back then

even with a hat

i think it was just alcohol

[hollow patrol]

what is the tarkov event lore bro

what the fuh

[compact knoll]

no

[viral egret]

hes prestige 5 13k hours anyway

[compact knoll]

thats a different one

[viral egret]

so

[compact knoll]

retard

[ancient marsh]

no

searched maslenitsa

and its the event

with pyres

[stark torrent]

yeah

it was pretty shit

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

youre the retard

its literally the one

fuck you

i hope you get molested when entering terminal once again

bastard

[compact knoll]

dujde thats 2024

thats not LAST winter

[ancient marsh]

🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

youre the brainded cat

[ancient marsh]

fuck you

you obviously didn't think maslenitsa achievement was the one with lighting the pyres

fuck you retard

[stark torrent]

last winter we had ughhhh Khorovod

which was even shittier somehow

[ancient marsh]

idk tarkov events are legit not fun

they are just annoying always

name 5 fun events

that arent like

regular 100% boss events

[ancient marsh]

and those suck too - cheater magnets

[viral egret]

press customs
goes factory

[ancient marsh]

one sec

[fast garden]

jumped in chat was gonna call xal retarded for saying the pedo event was last winter but i scrolled down and you beat me to it

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

nuclear clip incoming

[fast garden]

oh dear

[compact knoll]

check tarkov vc chat

[fast garden]

tbh every christmas event has been generationally shit

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral egret @glacial haven @little flame

[compact knoll]

surely that guy is legit

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

now post that epstein clip

[ancient marsh]

you KNOW what 2 words i want to call him

[fast garden]

its always a dude with some unhinged ass name like femboygaper69

i know what this person looks like

i know how their room smells

i know they are one bad day away from making the world a better place

[hollow patrol]

youre just bad

[ancient marsh]

https://tarkov.dev/players/regular/10638356

@fast garden @compact knoll btw my brother sent me a clip of that guy also prefiring him as he was climbing up the spot to peek over the bus on chopshop

BEFORE he actually climbed over

he's walling 100%

[fast garden]

that was ever a question

[ancient marsh]

he did this event as well

what a fucking

cant say

what the FUCK

are these skills?

[compact knoll]

how the fuck

[hollow patrol]

he's very charismatic

[fast garden]

yeah what

cheaters be doing anything dawg

yeah go ahead and max my ar and aim drills skills

lowkey

[ancient marsh]

this is when he started hacking

[fast garden]

prob get a shit ton of xp for shooting people through walls 20 times

[fast garden]

more hits more xp

[ancient marsh]

on the 6th month of 2025

[ancient marsh]

except GETTING FUCKING BANNED

https://tenor.com/view/speed-frustrated-speed-over-it-speed-crash-out-speed-crashing-out-crash-out-gif-12382450018351543960

bro

if my cheater list

is halfway full

in a year

i am fucking

nevermind can't make threats

[viral egret]

thyey magdrilled all his mag wtf

on knight

we are not deadass

[compact knoll]

bro did 75 killa kills in 2 days

AHAHAHAHHA

[ancient marsh]

I WONDER WHERE HIS DAD IS

[viral egret]

i found out who magdrilled all of knights ammo

[ancient marsh]

I WANT TO PUT FLOWERS ON HIS FUCKING GRAVE

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

CAUSE HE CLEARLY IS NOT IN THIS GUY'S LIFE

[compact knoll]

6 feet under

[fast garden]

even with cheats

[fast garden]

thats actually sickening

[viral egret]

bro is camping harder than tigz

[fast garden]

give me a 6 pack of monsters the best cheats in tarkov and im getting 10 killa kills and offing myself

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll btw couldnt report that guy because my game just fucking sends me to main menu like 70% of the time on game end on arena :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[fast garden]

75 in two days

lmao

[ancient marsh]

probably 100 in 3

[viral egret]

god bless man

xal

this guy is a fucking predator

[compact knoll]

)))

[viral egret]

dude was proned in birdeye and bigpipes bodies

he was deep

fucking cadaver shoots back at me

[fast garden]

i fucking hate the riven market in warframe

[hollow patrol]

u guys should play better games like dayz and rust

[viral egret]

i played rust

i do not like that game

[hollow patrol]

get well soon

[fast garden]

rust is dogshit

[viral egret]

wholeheartedly agreed

if you dont learn the recoil pattern you dont do shit

gotta turn on irl nvgs to see in the night

[fast garden]

bro rlly said "better games" "rust and dayz"🥀

[hallow stream]

if someone was able to get 75 kills on killa in 2 days they would need to have the entire lobby on their side letting them farm killa 75 times in a row

[viral egret]

dayz is probs better than this shit though

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

i am dojne trying to do setup for todaay

my time will be wasted on a better game

[hallow stream]

tbf

[hallow stream]

they are less dog shit than tarkov

hes comparing horse shit to cow shit rn

[viral egret]

naur

rust is way more dogshit

played like 60 hours total

[fast garden]

dayz is a nothing burger

[viral egret]

i learned ak pattern and never got to use it

because xian feng was camping me outside my base with aimbot mp5

[fast garden]

rust is the league of legends of survival adjacent games

[viral egret]

i went on roof and he snniped my toes

[hallow stream]

I had a fucking french person in my hero shooter game @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

deadlock?

[hallow stream]

yes

it was so fucking funny

he called me like 6 racial slurs in french when I told him hes wrong and that hes shit at the game

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven come watch me do terminal

[stark torrent]

51 charisma what

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[hollow patrol]

he's a politician

[ancient marsh]

that guy activated his rage move and fucking raped me through the wall

he was flying like omniman through interchange killing killa

[ancient marsh]

telling other cheaters it's not their map to conquer

@stark torrent @compact knoll @glacial haven @fast garden @viral egret @hollow patrol

I literally cannot with this fucking game man.

@little flame

[viral egret]

how the fuck

jesus

average teamfight team

[stark torrent]

WHAT THE FUCK

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

AND NOW I HAVE CURSOR

[hollow patrol]

the silence is unbearable

[ancient marsh]

ON MY SCREEEEEEN

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

oh no i screamed as loud as i could

[little flame]

😭

[ancient marsh]

my shadowplay doesnt capture audio of my mic

[keen sparrow]

is your monitor like 1024x768?

[fast garden]

holy shit

[compact knoll]

deserved

[ancient marsh]

and i have epstein midget as enemy

[ancient marsh]

youre not allowed to talk until you escape tarkov

[compact knoll]

🖕🏿

[hollow patrol]

very understandable

i would too

shit almost made me jump and i aint even the one that got slimed out

[viral egret]

he plays stretched

res

for fps

[ancient marsh]

and mind you that's after being obliterated by femboygaper69

that's fucking hacking

then finding out he got tracksuit in 2 days

[viral egret]

AND arena booting you to main menu so u cant report him

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AFRqTyBLk

[compact knoll]

HAHAHA

THE RONIN SAVED ME

his last words were

"fucknig shit"

[ancient marsh]

on terminal?

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732700414356750417/946387837832548402/694230788526309487.gif

[compact knoll]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

good luck

hopefully you can beat airwing

[compact knoll]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

shut up dumbass

[hollow patrol]

artists rendition of what happens when you buy unheard

[keen sparrow]

god you're insufferable

[viral egret]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[viral egret]

[keen sparrow]

keep sucking xal off retard

it'll get you places

[viral egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986412422048907295/986417665843277824/attachment-13.gif

i follow the lead of the fellow island inhabitants

[hollow patrol]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

[ancient marsh]

don't get angry

we know where that got you last time

https://tenor.com/view/letmeout-gif-15179656448295273516

[keen sparrow]

here comes a jail joke

there it is

[little flame]

YOO

HE SAID THE THING

[blazing basin]

What's this?

[keen sparrow]

demo i found on steam

[blazing basin]

Does "frukt" mean something in RU?

[compact knoll]

i might die here because of the fps

its really bad

[ancient marsh]

fruit

[ancient marsh]

only a broke person would post this

[keen sparrow]

grown man brags about his pictures of boxes in a video game

[ancient marsh]

yes

[hallow stream]

chud command

[hollow patrol]

liveleak

[keen sparrow]

turn off your monitor and get a life. imma go make my son breakfast, when i get back, let me know how it goes.

[hallow stream]

he just said he gets pussy and you dont

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @glacial haven artem died again

do you think when he swipes the card

the RU army says "this retard again?"

they keep repairing the wall and whenever this fucking guy comes through it gets blown up again

[viral egret]

ggs

go next

[cyan garnet]

no tarkov players get pussy

[ancient marsh]

the Pasha guy on the wall gets slimed by that mosin scav like the 5th time now bro

😭

[ancient marsh]

you're so upset

[compact knoll]

bro last 2 deaths were so bullshit

[ancient marsh]

last death was pretty bad i cant lie

[viral egret]

god of ragebaiting strikes again gg man

[viral egret]

hes pve player

[ancient marsh]

i wasn't even ragebaiting

i said "ok" and he started seething