💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

2 more pings from tigz server

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-call-it-a-comeback-ll-cool-j-mama-said-knock-you-out-song-i'm-back-in-action-i'm-making-a-strong-return-gif-13554949761391870216

oldie but a goldie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg&list=RDvimZj8HW0Kg&start_radio=1

Song came out 3 years before i was born.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JkVLjn7gx2c

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[compact knoll]

yeah yeah

[next temple]

2 of pings in libertalia are by me, cause i was posting more memes

[ancient marsh]

input items for transfer on ref
sort his inventory

try to send the items

[fast garden]

is this the greatest 1.0 drop of all time

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent terminal attempt #2?

[ancient marsh]

i'm sorry to say it sir, but...
It's terminal.

[viral egret]

r u running arena

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-blood-money-cancer-walter-white-bryan-cranston-gif-3467123

[ancient marsh]

yeah but with my brother

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @stark torrent
IT DIDNT SEND MY MONEY BUT IT FILLED THE DAILY LIMIIIIIIIIIIT

[fast garden]

yep

happened to me

gg

[viral egret]

scammed

[viral egret]

gg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-daniel-larson-lolcow-bomb-you-kill-you-gif-6459696256966371969

[viral egret]

i am gonna go play last hero until i get level 35

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-ts-was-not-tuff-gif-14101989375161039057

[compact knoll]

The JD in JD Vance stands for jorking depeanuts

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

it is very nice to see that i embedded myself as a wholesome individual in the tarkov vc

[ancient marsh]

alright why are we slandering

[viral egret]

game so good i shot a guy in the head obviously killed him and someone else still got the kill

arena is so fun

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent get kn

@stark torrent help me hitler

help me

[glacial haven]

i might join as well, always fun to see someone die tragically and then having to wait another 6 hours

[compact knoll]

im already going to terminal

get your popcorn

loading into shoreline rn

[viral egret]

artyom i can get on aswell if

ah gg

i cant help you with the map

i am horrible at reading directions

[ancient marsh]

https://youtu.be/3LeUfuIz5bk?si=tTYkWatVUQpTTFpz&t=133

what the FUCK is bro TALKING ABOUT?

he is not albert epstein bro

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[ancient marsh]

he's 41 almost crying over a guy talking about his t-shirt

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[viral egret]

respectfully you should try it first

[ancient marsh]

ok

[little flame]

@stark torrent sounds

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Terminal?

[native crypt]

need to measure that guys skull

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lSarONMtI_Iw13Qi5?invite=cr-MSxuZWcsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

??????????????????????

https://tenor.com/view/работа-gif-17409896482285744575

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

she tryna make grok generate asshole

Our species is doomed

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[keen sparrow]

Come quickly Lord Jesus

[little flame]

kirksmirk

[keen sparrow]

we're so cooked

[next temple]

Doomposting will not help, the best you can do is make sure you dont fall to the same shit.

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/xTerotex/status/2009050408778670589/photo/1

Terotex (@xTerotex)

the "Dusk of Humanity" main menu background is ruining your FPS

first screenshot is with the new background
second screenshot is with the basic factory background

that's like a-50% hit on INGAME FPS by having the background enabled. Even Factory feels bad with a 9800x3D

X · Jan 7, 2026, 11:51 PM

@ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

that cyberpunk background RUINED my shit bro

lmao

what people don't realise is the menu backgrounds are a map that is shaped like a toilet paper tube, with a camera and a light inside it

[native crypt]

And to think that if people just chatted up women there would be 99% less e hoes

[keen sparrow]

i blame #MeToo

and 3rd wave feminism

[fast garden]

there is an INSANE reply in that thread

[native crypt]

I dunno I just don't date fatherless women and I do fine

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0wL6DXIvoc

[compact knoll]

bro

[next temple]

is it the one calling nikita the n word and saying that his slaves write worse code than the AI

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh you good

[ancient marsh]

had to restart pc to fix connection

[compact knoll]

get in vc

[ancient marsh]

no

im playing with my brother

[little flame]

wiki is lying gg

guess im not escaping

idk if i wanna keep playing

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

lmaoo

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

gn

[viral egret]

gn

[little flame]

might try and lock in for the 500 mil but idk if my mental can take it

[ancient marsh]

new?

[stark torrent]

yeah SKier won the winter event

so we get this new barter

[soft coral]

shoutout to the falkland islands
@fast garden

[little flame]

ivan idk if i can keep defending tarkov

its so fucking bad

[soft coral]

question is why are you defending it in the first place

[little flame]

like the story is so unbelievably dogshit

it makes me fucking sad

idk

[soft coral]

you LITERALLY keep playing it

unlike u I actually uninstalled and went on to play actually good games

[little flame]

Its fun at times but also boring and trash other times

[soft coral]

u know damn well the good doesn't outweight the bad

[little flame]

Idk the others play it so i do

Its fun playing with people

[soft coral]

if the others shoved a granade up their ass and pull the pin

would you as well?

[gritty python]

stockholm syndrome is strong with this game

[soft coral]

extremely

[hollow patrol]

found in raid

[soft coral]

Needed for a quest that begins at lv69

[thick jetty]

did you keep or give the case tho, seems like in your case you kept it

[little flame]

I did keep it but was going for debtor since i already have lk

[thick jetty]

ok so you fucked up with kerman then

[glacial haven]

Here's a whole ass flow chart for it #💣tarkov-released message

[thick jetty]

now you dont have any other choice than, to do survivor ending/wipe/prestige or just not do the story

[glacial haven]

His only solution is pretty much doing it or wiping

[fast garden]

[little flame]

No theres always the quit angle

Lmao

[glacial haven]

The most healthy solution, yes

[fast garden]

you agreed to help kerman and then told him nvm right alle

debtor is super specific

i think you also have to have given the case to prapor or something

idk

[glacial haven]

The only upside of the Survivor ending is the fact that you can just pay for the keys instead of crafting

[thick jetty]

naah, fallen has a step for the case depending what you did with it

[glacial haven]

don't know if any other ending also has paid keys instead of crafts

[thick jetty]

debtor is work with kerman, then collect evidence but keep it

[fast garden]

debtor is lightkeeper basically

[soft coral]

damn I ripped a huge fart
it smells
@fast garden @little flame @glacial haven

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-that-was-gassy-incredible-gassy-bobocomics-incredible-gif-17062942258298634263

[soft coral]

why are you like this

was it your mom who dropped you as a child?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-gas-gassy-incredible-bobocomics-get-this-man-a-true-someone-get-this-man-gif-12408228775517587917

[soft coral]

@fast garden

damn.

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[ancient marsh]

psychic, not physic

[soft coral]

ouuhhhh

ggs

[ancient marsh]

it was like 2-3 mins into raid

the guy had like 5 mp7 40 rounders

and 3 stacks of ammo

i prevented a mass shooting

[soft coral]

bodycam was on this time

[compact knoll]

What am i looking at

[ancient marsh]

you fucking tell me

mysterious evil green orb by waterside construction

[compact knoll]

Evil ass rape green orb

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-dark-souls-souls-epstein-dark-souls-epstein-gif-3311472848300011423

what if you zoomed in and it started quickly flying at you

[glacial haven]

ping when you do the next cbt run

[compact knoll]

30 min i think

finishing something then ill check

[compact knoll]

if youre not busy can you watch thru like a terminal run

[glacial haven]

currently working on something and even if I'd watch one, doubt I could navigate you through that mf

[gritty python]

it’s disorienting not being the person actually playing trying to help navigate because of discord delay

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/6uC1Em-oIqk?si=8yulavzrQGxwhd8o

@ancient marsh

fly high Mr. Earl

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven 10 min

i take shit than we go terminal

[glacial haven]

aight

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1260310892336386179.webp?size=96&animated=true

[compact knoll]

didnt get there in time

i was at the last pier

the second spawn fucked me over

they would rush me

[viral egret]

nice still

you got further no?

[compact knoll]

yeah

basically by the end

possible 1 spawn

but its 90% dead

[viral egret]

ggs still

tmrw escape fr

[compact knoll]

im gonna escape and then die of sepsis on the big land

[viral egret]

damn

[viral egret]

which ending

i forgor

best ending?

[compact knoll]

yeah

[viral egret]

gl hitler

[compact knoll]

65k

should i

hmmmmmmmmm

[viral egret]

u can

or better to wait a bit more

[gritty python]

11hrs per attempt right for that ending

[compact knoll]

6 for me

500k craft

[gritty python]

Ahh oki

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

yeah?

[wintry ridge]

why the spare side plates

[compact knoll]

in case i get shot in the side plates

havent used them once yet

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

maybe i will change them to more ammo

[wintry ridge]

no extra front plates?

[compact knoll]

just loot them off black div

[wintry ridge]

or are those just off

yeah

[wintry ridge]

probably true..

thats just whole extra 60 rounder to take

is there any reason not to just shove a 100 rounder in ur gun to start with

not like ur gonna get it back in insurance, and if you survive its gone anyways

[glacial haven]

you can't transit to terminal with weapons in hand

[wintry ridge]

[glacial haven]

and with a 3 rounder you'd have an extra 4 slots if slotted and 3 if not in gun

[wintry ridge]

makes sense

man, i wish they'd add the fuckin uhh

m249 already

give me the para one

200 round belts

[glacial haven]

1 more hour till the next attempt lmao

[wintry ridge]

hk51b maybe

nikitia loves adding niche meme guns

tbh not really that niche

1000rpm .308 in that barrel size would shred literally every cqb area

[keen sparrow]

Ayo, check out this sweet M249 build

[compact knoll]

yep

[glacial haven]

[thick jetty]

watch it move the repair box into the beginning so you have to run back and forth

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven

[wintry ridge]

nah

needs the canted grip

and jailbreak muzzle

[keen sparrow]

[wintry ridge]

and no stock

[keen sparrow]

you know the jailbreak muzzle is only for that handguard right?

i mean, i'll put it on but it's going to look fucking stupid

[viral egret]

@compact knoll how did it go

or still in raid

[compact knoll]

feels like ive done this before

doing it right now

[viral egret]

damn

good luck

[compact knoll]

please no second player

[viral egret]

id join but i cant since im underground rn so weak signal

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

im solo

baller

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

ba coaie ai vazut temperatura

-4°

se simte ca -10°

[stark torrent]

da ba stai sa vezi ca tb sa dezghet masina fmm

[keen sparrow]

ערבבו שליש אלכוהול לחיטוי ושני שליש מים, רססו את החרא הזה על הקרח.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[viral egret]

masina lu taichamiu e acoperita in zapada si gheata

[native crypt]

Why you speaking new York tunnel at me

[keen sparrow]

אל תמרח מלח על המכונית כדי למנוע כפור, זה יחליד את הצבע, תשאל אותי איך אני יודע.

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-jew-alexjonesjew-alex-jones-jew-alex-jones-jew-gif-8871961384248746007

[viral egret]

i know this langauge

i dont remember the name

but i knew it before

@stark torrent luni seara si marti dimineata va fi pana la -10°

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[hollow patrol]

hebrew
wdym you knew it before

[viral egret]

its hebrew?

i thought that was estonian or some shit

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

ive seen it before

[keen sparrow]

WHAT

[hollow patrol]

looks like not estonian

[keen sparrow]

Well it's certainly not Hebrew either, lol

Hebrew's derivative of Phoenician while Estonian is Uralic

[compact knoll]

died at the end

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

the elite strenght doesnt work

btw

[thick jetty]

do you have actually elite or did you try a injector?

[compact knoll]

injector

[thick jetty]

i see, injector didnt work for me either so i think it might need actual elite level

[compact knoll]

yeah not gonna bother with it

[thick jetty]

did you die to the last 4 man squad? they push hard compared to the rest squads

even the 8 man squad aint pushing shit

[compact knoll]

before hte pier

i got cornered

squad from the left

and i skipped the container squad

so they shot me across the map

[thick jetty]

yeah, thats a bullshit spot.

[glacial haven]

yeah, he read about some tech to avoid them somewhere, immediately paid the ultimate price for that

[compact knoll]

so the lesson is

dont avoid the container squad

[thick jetty]

best part is i got to boat on my 3rd try, and i forgot the case

[compact knoll]

techinically i would be there on my 3rd try

but i ran out of time

[thick jetty]

then on 9th i finally got away. killa got me once, few millimeter peaks got me domed by the BD.

then the whole which box is broken too. but it seems like its always the same box untill it rotates

[compact knoll]

its only 2 boxes

one you can see right of the blow up gate

[thick jetty]

gate and pumphouse?

[compact knoll]

and hte one right near the safe

yeah

[thick jetty]

ah i see

well that makes it better then

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @viral egret

probably gonna escape next try

sleep than i go do it ig

[thick jetty]

i only have 2 BD skips, 1 is before the keycard door with a nade. and then the scav boss area if they are agroed to the boss

its just bs they changed their behaviour to not push the armory as much.

[compact knoll]

im fine with armory

they are still easy to kill

i dont like that second area with the keycard

you can cheese them thru the car window but only if they stand in the open IG

the keycard swipe is tricky

no cover

bushes

but they like pushing right and dying

[thick jetty]

i've managed that with just chucking nade at them and just running in

[compact knoll]

yeah im not pushing with no cover lmao

not taking those chances

[keen sparrow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DS5fT7_Ce7W/?igsh=MWJncnM3aHQ2MG16OQ==

[compact knoll]

im somewhat used to them now

its not as bad i guess

getting to terminal thru shoreline still clenches my sphintcter a bit

[thick jetty]

i think 1 guy pushed in once when i was swiping thank god you can somehow shoot even when swiping

[thick jetty]

it's nothing but making them push

[stark torrent]

Prob the worst part yeah

I Might just bring a thermal to scan then send it back with the transit menu before terminal

Doesnt help some ppl actually started camping it at night time

[glacial haven]

my fucking cursor started disappearing in my code editor lately, requiring me to restart it over and over again

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PdMelC8xNss?si=nmjxKKZx57OYSbhC

Is that last guy a black division

Or is he like a random pmc

Or who the fuck is he even

@stark torrent i go bed, we try again in 10 hours once im awake

I should have 2 keycards

[stark torrent]

You get 2-3 BD spawn at the end and then near the boat u have RUAF , they sometime kill BD

Some say one of them is a boss BD but i didnt see proof of that, its just normal squads of BD

[thick jetty]

seems like a random guy hired by lighkeeper, who knows. maybe someone discovers more details

[stark torrent]

The russian guy with the AK that leads you in cutscenes is an agent to Kerman within RUAF

He is not the same guy in the debtor ending iirc that puts you to sleep

[ancient marsh]

Evil ass rape terminal

[thick jetty]

im pretty sure BD is purely english speaking

[ancient marsh]

Tagilla is there too?

[glacial haven]

Any boss can spawn

[ancient marsh]

So we are spoiling

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

Gluhar and you might as well go start the craft up

[ancient marsh]

Wait ANOTHER ONE?

[stark torrent]

Yeah gluhar is tough but if you dont push and just defend, the BD usually kills them all

[ancient marsh]

He did 3 already?

[compact knoll]

2

[stark torrent]

Its actually better to let them duck it out

And not aggro the BD if u can

[thick jetty]

i bet he just some random pmc hired by lightkeeper cause he aint wearing nothing speacial either

[ancient marsh]

Didn't he do survivor and the best ending?

[glacial haven]

Tagilla was quite literally spamming the absolute FUCK out of his Saiga when rushing artyom

[compact knoll]

I dont remember him doing best ending

[glacial haven]

It was quite literally the equivalent of full automatic

[ancient marsh]

I 100% am sure he did best

He had all the modded guns

[compact knoll]

It's a full auto saiga

[ancient marsh]

In his inventory

[compact knoll]

Bro made me a skittle

[ancient marsh]

UNC did 3 endings

[compact knoll]

All the colours of the rainbow

[ancient marsh]

And ai doesnt jam ofc

You would jam not even a full 20 rounder in

[ancient marsh]

Gei flag

[compact knoll]

I'm pretty confident about BD

[ancient marsh]

Black disciples

[stark torrent]

No he did survivor and debtor ( LK )

[compact knoll]

You just need them to push you close by

[glacial haven]

It's more the rate at which he was firing, not necessarily if it should jam, it's just insane at what rate he shot

If he wasn't being shot at and directly aiming at artyom, that would've been the end lmao

[thick jetty]

tagilla is a fingering master

[stark torrent]

Gluhar is the worst to have cause u just get shit ton of guards

And they nade and shit

[compact knoll]

I would be mad if i died to tagilla

[glacial haven]

Fair

[compact knoll]

Easiest fucking boss

[thick jetty]

killa ran behind me without any audio, such fun

[stark torrent]

And gluhar guards have better gear than reshalas or sanitar

[compact knoll]

He caught me with my pants down and with a finger up my ass

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/s9NhhAEVuc

Hybrid scope is bugged again

[ancient marsh]

bro was digging for gold

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent how far are you from terminal

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-king-von-king-von-king-von-piracy-king-von-anti-piracy-gif-11039484168229059057

[glacial haven]

how to hear no-recoil

[stark torrent]

Dogshit scope anyway

[ancient marsh]

its not THAT bad

if it wasnt bugged

it would be alright

cause like it's the only scope that has a good non-laggy 1x

[stark torrent]

Dogshit scope

[ancient marsh]

thats non-obstructive

[stark torrent]

Its ass man just get a canted or whatever with a normal lpvo

If u want both

[ancient marsh]

[pallid bolt]

Bros got the gatling adapter for the SVD

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll posting his pizza

[glacial haven]

unironically bonnie blue's setup

[ancient marsh]

i was shocked to find out she isn't like 45

[glacial haven]

wdym she's not at least 40

[ancient marsh]

she's like mid twenties

google it

[glacial haven]

she looks like a cadaver that somehow managed to get a pulse after again after a week

26 ggs

[ancient marsh]

"1000 men do CPR on me"

[pallid bolt]

Ain't that the chick that slept with 100 guys

[ancient marsh]

1000

[glacial haven]

cut to that video of the automatic cpr machine being used on a very specific individual, may or may not have caused the blm movement

[thick jetty]

guess those dick took a toll on her looks then

[pallid bolt]

Well, she's got a permanent seat in hell

[ancient marsh]

i have not seen that video

[glacial haven]

within like 12 hours or something

[stark torrent]

[pallid bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[glacial haven]

i saw it on my reels, probably a paramedic that took the video

[stark torrent]

No shit i thought she was in her 30s at least

Jesus she looks....used

[ancient marsh]

well it's cause she is

by thousands of men

[stark torrent]

Everyone gets 2 pumps

Cmon we are on schedule here 👏

[ancient marsh]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

nuke the fucking retard who put that disgusting whine to the ES lamps for lighting 3

just fucking "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

when im trying to get my loot from circle

[glacial haven]

like an automated soap dispenser

[glacial haven]

nvm it's mai ap, good enough

5 mp5?

[ancient marsh]

3 STM-9 2 Toz

good thing i got pk4 yesterday

bought the reaper M4

for 1 ledx

600k

needed it for gunsmith 22

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame btw did they buff daily quest resets?

i reset like 5 quests in a row with 0 rep loss debuff

[viral egret]

only weekly gives rep loss

iirc

[ancient marsh]

i guess now they do

100% was not the case previously

[soft coral]

OOOO

Love me some lavazza coffee in the morning

[ancient marsh]

just had a bug?

opened a junk box

right click > add offer on some toilet paper

"select similar" was already checked

but out of like 8 pieces it only listed 3?

[soft coral]

rest aren't FIR?

[ancient marsh]

doesn't matter, genius

[soft coral]

oh they removed that?

[stark torrent]

Could be yeah i noticed too

[soft coral]

Nobody playing their shit game so they just buff random shit

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[native crypt]

[viral egret]

breathing after 5 mints

weekly done

my stash is so free now

@stark torrent good buy?

[stark torrent]

what

the case? yeah ofc

prob the best purchase

gg

did u get the lvl 35 one as well

[viral egret]

HOLY FUCK

THE VALUABLE CASE GAVE ME A MARKED KEY @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

money

also WT key was also around 200k at one point

[viral egret]

its 45k

should i sell the pkpm

or keep it

ouushka more money

i alr have one i dont need 2

[stark torrent]

same question - same answer

do you play reserve to use it? yes - keep

no - sell

i would sell it personally

[viral egret]

ill sell it then

2.1mil

[viral egret]

wait what

the

ll4s?

[little flame]

no

private clinic

u gotta do health care privacy

i told u this many times lmao

or idk if many but i told u

[viral egret]

ye i will do tht too

but that level 4 all traders quest gives a thicc too

[little flame]

its a thicc weapons case

not thicc items

the weapons case suck

sucks*

its not that good

[ancient marsh]

pkpm sucks peepeepoopoo

for loot

worst marked key

[carmine dirge]

is that the one in reserve

[ancient marsh]

yes in the underground bunker next to control room

[carmine dirge]

bruh i have that too then

[ancient marsh]

i opened it once a couple wipes ago and got legit nothing

[carmine dirge]

damn ill prolly sell then tbh

[ancient marsh]

sold it right after

[ancient marsh]

keep em

open if u can

[carmine dirge]

fair

[ancient marsh]

you can barter 3 reserve marked for dorm marked

you can barter even when they are at 1 use

[carmine dirge]

oooooh smart

[viral egret]

still decent

[viral egret]

its money still

like 2 milly

[little flame]

nah

its okay

not great

but this wipe its decent

[ancient marsh]

what did u get

[little flame]

havent used it myself but ran with iedy and others and they have gotten good stuff overall

[ancient marsh]

like what

[little flame]

definetly profit from it but i wouldnt run it

idk fucking keycards n shit

but its one of the worst markeds either way

[little flame]

i wouldnt run it because its in such a fucking ass spot

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

god bless class 3 armor and flechette didnt pen

all stomach/thorax shots

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh go terminal bruv

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[ancient marsh]

scav inv

[little flame]

artjoms delivery is in process tenk u sar

progress*

idk

im tired

[ancient marsh]

delivery of what

[little flame]

mags are full of m995 and bastion got a plate on it

[ancient marsh]

but why

[little flame]

i dont run it

[ancient marsh]

whar

[little flame]

he needs it for terminal

i dont

lmao

im not gonna get that 500 mil just gonna prestige

[carmine dirge]

i wish spt mirrored current tarkov barters man

i lowkey cant even play regular tarkov online

i extract or die, and it says there was an error and then it resets my gear to what i had before i went into the raid

probably wifi but man

gotta wait till spt supports 1.0 to even do the endings

[little flame]

it took 4 hits to the head to kill my character with red rebel

[compact knoll]

thicc skull

[remote fox]

Do you guys think this guy is legit?

[ancient marsh]

lost full bag of loot on woods cause flare didnt work

[ancient marsh]

depends on how you died

[remote fox]

Straight up domed.

48 survives in a row.

I don't know man.

[ancient marsh]

counts scav too

i have 93% sr on scav

[remote fox]

Did it not work or did you walk off the road?

[ancient marsh]

game is dogshit, just didnt work

[thick jetty]

did you escape

[compact knoll]

doing it now

got an extra keycard in case

[ancient marsh]

bro SHUT the fuck UP

[compact knoll]

yeah level 32 with 11 kd

mhm

[thick jetty]

is he going cuckoo like kanye?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epsteinstrump-trump-epstein-gif-16738740347382122092

reference

[remote fox]

What is it with Interchange being filled with unemployed people.

[ancient marsh]

killa

you need to kill him 100 times to get exclusive clothes

of an adidas tracksuit

that stays between wipes

usually cheaters go interchange to hunt killa

died to 2 today

[remote fox]

Spawns are ass too.

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[remote fox]

[compact knoll]

jork it a little

[hollow patrol]

jarvis

[keen sparrow]

she click on my tactical device till i emit

[cyan garnet]

Chinas elite pvpers exclusively play interchink

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

Reshala's fuckin guards bodyblockin me and shit

That's okay, marked room had 2 bitcoins and i shoved them up my ass

[thick jetty]

how it go

[stark torrent]

[thick jetty]

[ancient marsh]

[thick jetty]

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228797218371407944/1459207215075557477/SPOILER_1767932091.gif

[compact knoll]

ran out of time

cleared everything

[thick jetty]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[keen sparrow]

quick, post it on the EFT discord

[little flame]

he was 30 seconds away from the boat

[stark torrent]

i am banned for telling xal to paracord himself

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

he should though

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[soft coral]

@little flame @keen sparrow @stark torrent @compact knoll

YOOOOOOOOOO

[ancient marsh]

boring aah game

i dropped it quickly

[soft coral]

ok

good for u

dont care

[ancient marsh]

looks kinda bland too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459251421630304480/v15044gf0000d5fi7bvog65r6e708sl0.mov?ex=6962994a&is=696147ca&hm=8cc58bfdfb8cac76bad9ab342537c8626934ea409556a5540f11a97f8a556eee&

@stark torrent @compact knoll prigozhin_pmc guy doing this to me with a UBGL and still not banned 100+ hours later

@little flame @viral egret @glacial haven

[compact knoll]

what if you throw a nade into tagillas hideout

hear tagilla

go inside

and see a dead guy bend over the table on the right

with his pants down and a condom sticking out of his ass

what do you do

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1393855596998164540/1459200447469322340/U9uHAsXirh-ejPryZllCPABd9vDMjdAUBTn.webp?ex=696269d1&is=69611851&hm=532db00ad271de8ae97da44635d9969bd21e4a15a8ccfe5b83394adbbd2a8409&=&format=webp

[hollow patrol]

bro starts running for one second i hear his pants explode

i know what you are

[compact knoll]

what am i hearing

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/zelensky-volodymyr-zelenskyy-salty-angry-sitting-gif-10691171776612429707

https://tenor.com/view/lion-thumbs-up-good-job-well-done-yes-gif-10446080204605793809

[compact knoll]

how black division looks after im done with them

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lSBhesNJNjKEhtjwJ?invite=cr-MSxGZkIsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

says guy that was late to the zubr

bro missed the lolita express

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lSarONMtI_Iw13Qi5?invite=cr-MSxuZWcsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@ancient marsh

skip to 0:08

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[ancient marsh]

checked airwingmarine chat

WIFE, GET THE BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS

literally red in the face

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lSCS20sxtsJjBlIxv?invite=cr-MSwzQXYsMTc3NTg0MTk3

[compact knoll]

make a longer clip

where we laugh for 2 mins

[ancient marsh]

football armor

[calm pollen]

How much face protection do you need? Altyn and skull mask

[little flame]

drip factor

u wouldnt get it

[remote fox]

Half the battle is making Timmys panic with your drip.

[wintry ridge]

what is this fucking spaceman fit

[calm pollen]

Fooball

[wintry ridge]

true...

[little flame]

never seen u in here btw

who are u tom

[ancient marsh]

me on an alt

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[calm pollen]

I've been in the server for a while

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[calm pollen]

I was here before the role changes which fucked me out of the general stalker chat so I never bothered talking there anymore

So I just meander around down here

[little flame]

@stark torrent cant

FUCKING

HEAR

LAG

OMG

asfdfasklädsöökfjhsdhöäflgsg

[ancient marsh]

@little flame i am 60 ms

its a u problem

[soft coral]

mom said next bad present she gets she is burning it

so I'll get her a candle

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

xal so he doesnt wake up his family

but then he hears creaking

[soft coral]

this little maneuver will take us 51 years

[glacial haven]

@compact knoll And, did you manage to escape?

[soft coral]

from tarkov or ukraine?

[glacial haven]

Tarkov, the latter I am certain he didn’t

[stark torrent]

he ran out of time like 20 m in front of the boat

[glacial haven]

Again a MIA? Damn

[compact knoll]

one more attempt in like an hour

[compact knoll]

it leaves you 3 minutes when you enter the pier

[glacial haven]

Aight

[compact knoll]

so it fucked me over like that

[ancient marsh]

He coulda clutched it if he had extra nades and didnt dilly dally at the start of the 3min section

But its mostly the nades part

Having nades to make BD move or voiceline would remove the dilly dally portion

A squad spawns directly on the path to the boat

[stark torrent]

BD do not have any grenade voicelines

Like its missing

They never say grenade , watch out etc

but yeah they move

[soft coral]

1:voicelines missing because shit game
2: due to them being the best of the best kind of like the high table in john wick they purposefully dont say anything

[stark torrent]

Yeah their voicelines are pretty good imo

they talk very little and always with purpose

and usually 1 or 2 words max

[soft coral]

"67"
"copy."

started ghost of tsushima today
@stark torrent @little flame @keen sparrow

extremely cinematic start to the game

[keen sparrow]

no 'enemy EFD'?

[soft coral]

though I will go back and properly finish ragnarok

I did the opposite of my first run
instead of doing every side thing possible then finishing the game
I rushed and fisted odin and now I'll go back and do everything else in peace

[little flame]

its fire

games peak

beat the game did alot of side shit

very fun

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-ai-kitten-ai-kitten-larry-larry-ai-gif-5850789617517185518

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @little flame

[soft coral]

the intro alone went hard af

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-black-shocked-shocked-black-man-black-gif-2264217522034830192

i was standing like that

half the time

[little flame]

@stark torrent

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

the loot in depot

[soft coral]

no power filter?

[little flame]

ive found 20+ there

[soft coral]

its all gone prapor
like power filters in the rain

[little flame]

jokes on u

nothing better than wasting 4 mil on rerolling weeklies just to get an undoable one before bed

HJIPFÖQAHELJKRTRTAEHDIRHDS

[soft coral]

call me the third piggy the way im bricked up and ready to get blown

[wintry ridge]

average finland story mission

[wintry ridge]

whoever designed these christmas arena maps should get the xalrider treatment

im not kidding when i say this game has probably the worst laid out maps and spawns in any "competitive" shooter i've ever played

[remote fox]

Connecting the community by mutual hatred.

5000 IQ move.

[wintry ridge]

like dorms isnt even a bad idea for a map

you just need to add extra blockers and cover and shit

and not spawn people in random bushes outside

[wintry ridge]

the other 2 maps are fucking terrible ideas for arena maps though and they flow completely terribly

[remote fox]

The other maps are 8 players.

I thought it was less for a bit there.

Am I going schizo?

[wintry ridge]

thanks cultists

[wintry ridge]

i think? it said 6 for the other 2 but like

its def 8

[carmine dirge]

i just got my first ever bitcoin in the marked room in dorms

🤑

2 m60s and a ledx too

[keen sparrow]

jfc...

[ashen furnace]

hallo. Does it still take 10-15min to get into the raid for most people?

asking out of curiosity

[winged mica]

Load M60 with 4 AP and 1 Tracer

Do that 25 times

[keen sparrow]

you know, i love that idea and i've done it before

but i got swarmed by scavs on interchange like they were zombies and died after like 6 kills

never did it again

so much fucking work to pack 3 boxes just to die in 4 minutes

[crystal musk]

Just use the bullet preset thingy to make it take less time

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, that feature i haven't used since it came out

[keen sparrow]

What's this doo-hickey do

[thick jetty]

das terminal c4

[keen sparrow]

weird

[gritty python]

booms a gate in terminal

[viral egret]

terminal gate opening device

[keen sparrow]

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

forgor to turn gens off last night

they have been running for 15 hours total now

i think there goes like 300k of fuel

[viral egret]

so far so good on setup

[pseudo storm]

Its from Rainbow six siege

[soft coral]

insane stance

[keen sparrow]

aww come on

be nice

[soft coral]

i am

i love him to death

i make a game reference
he instantly gets it

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDNuWWPtnkE&list=RDsDNuWWPtnkE&start_radio=1

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

hey as long as the food is good

[soft coral]

????

[keen sparrow]

The city i used to live in was also a grey depressing shithole

but the food was amazing, so it was a little less bad

[soft coral]

HEY!

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

started standing infront of tv
with hands behind my back
@keen sparrow

it might be over

[keen sparrow]

I catch myself following my son around the house with my hands behind my back

just embrace it

[soft coral]

i might

[soft coral]

yeah well u have it easy
you have a little turd to follow
i dont

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-kid-flip-off-middle-finger-the-bird-gif-5557777001751273893

[soft coral]

well see when i get one of my own

wont be soon

[keen sparrow]

Atleast you want to have one lol

[flat breach]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2009682400650076323

Kristofer Yee (@KristoferYee)

There’s a $1700 monitor being shown at CES right now.

Look at what it does and tell me if you think if this is good for gaming lol

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 9, 2026, 5:43 PM

"He just has a good monitor" unironically

[stark torrent]

Ram tripled in price, Nvidia sold 60% of their future stocks to AI makers and these guys want 1700 usd for a monitor

Delusion

[keen sparrow]

PC Master Race

[glacial haven]

how the actual fuck

[viral egret]

actual delusion

[glacial haven]

there has to be an actual ai accelerated card in there

[viral egret]

free esp

but not so esp

[glacial haven]

and those are expensive as fucking hell right about now

[viral egret]

[glacial haven]

weren't employees holding quite a bit of stock as well?

[flat breach]

Oh absolutely

[soft coral]

the fk u doin in here

[viral egret]

yes they did

[flat breach]

Nvidia staff, at least high to exec level, holds so many stocks

[viral egret]

its relevant to tarkov

free night vision basically, and esp

and aimbot

[flat breach]

We having a problem with me being here?

[glacial haven]

so they sold their stocks to ai companies?

[viral egret]

in a monitor

[glacial haven]

you know what, that's smart

[flat breach]

[viral egret]

he literally joins the mental hospital vc sometimes too

[soft coral]

no im just asking

[glacial haven]

get out as soon as possible

[flat breach]

Maybe twice in the entirety of my being here

[viral egret]

ive seen you in it before once so

[keen sparrow]

Dry plays Tarkov?

[viral egret]

anywaay soon gonna get this done

[viral egret]

doubt so

[flat breach]

God no

[viral egret]

he has better shit to do

with his life

[flat breach]

I'm tempted to buy on sale but no

[viral egret]

naaaur

we don't need a ham 2

[glacial haven]

i still remember when i wanted to buy like one of those small ai accelerated boards, kinda like a raspberry pi, just with an ai acceleration chip on it because i thought the technology was cool as hell

that was before the entire arms race of ai models

now i am kinda tired

[soft coral]

brain dmg?

[flat breach]

At most I'd just go pvp and attempt to ruin a guy's day by fragging him and then leaving with no loot

Which is not worth a purchase

[viral egret]

wont even be able to

xian-feng shin will head eyes you with a toz-106 with devastator slugs from across the map

thru 6 walls

[flat breach]

Eh

[glacial haven]

Now I am actually just kinda tired, fireship for example, he made those "100 seconds of [programming language]" videos in which he went over just the basics of programming languages switched to AI Models and all that stupid shit

[flat breach]

How's it different from Premier League Sniper mains dropping into Casual TF2 queue

[viral egret]

you can still kill them

[glacial haven]

Channel literally died because it was mostly just a 4 minute video, 1:30 minutes he'd talk about a sponsor and the rest was AI garbage

[viral egret]

by outplaying them

[flat breach]

j_peg joins team BLU

[viral egret]

tbh snipers arent too bad to outplay

atleast the ones i played against when i played tf2

they just hold one angle not checking any other

depends on map

[soft coral]

@viral egret @flat breach @glacial haven

[viral egret]

why polish

[flat breach]

Bit gay

[soft coral]

wrong

[viral egret]

is that not polish

[soft coral]

no.

[viral egret]

damn

i went off of zlato ive seen it in polish before but i may just be confusing it

[keen sparrow]

didn't you confuse Hebrew for Estonian ealier?

or was that someone else

[flat breach]

"Good" isn't spelled that way in Polish

[viral egret]

no that was me but it wasnt estonian

[soft coral]

its ok cryon is retarded

forgiven

[keen sparrow]

then he's in good company

[soft coral]

iedy me and artyomka js the role model

[viral egret]

i dont remember the language name anymore it was the same as the one you sent but with like a character or two differences

[keen sparrow]

why can mods say the G word

literally 1948

[flat breach]

Look who can't say gay even with a retarded line above a

[viral egret]

wdym like

[viral egret]

like saying it with ă instead of a

[viral egret]

gg

[keen sparrow]

beautiful

[flat breach]

He got that Tone 3

[viral egret]

yall got each and every variant of it blacklisted

[flat breach]

Oh no

[viral egret]

i was justseeing

[flat breach]

It literally says "keyword: gay"

It picks up on the a regardless

[viral egret]

ah

[keen sparrow]

BRO

this is lame

[flat breach]

Going through all the funny ^ > < ` ' " would be stupid

[keen sparrow]

even if you type the A with altcode

01000111 01100001 01111001

[viral egret]

bro

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

does it pick up the romanian variant of A aswell

[low iris]

REDUCED FROM 12?

sweet!!

[viral egret]

wasnt it 15 before

[low iris]

i cant remember exactly

i remember it was a huge number

[viral egret]

naur it used to be 15 or smth

not that bad

mp18 carry or smth

[soft coral]

yall ever piss while washing teeth

[keen sparrow]

and in the shower, yes

[viral egret]

just piss before

[keen sparrow]

Sound just like my teachers whenever i asked to use the restroom after lunch-break