💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

bouta leave in a hour with the homie

gonna go to museum

[stark torrent]

ooh nice nice , ok , have fun

[viral egret]

thanks have fun in arena aswell

[little flame]

ill do some arena

ping me if u wanna do arena iedy

[tame dawn]

The EoD accounts refused to buy unheard, so we had to give them PVE for free. Somewhere between my 3rd and 4th lambo, i mentioned true believers, told them i was a dev, and prayed they never noticed my grift.

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is he talking about

no not rly

[hearty oar]

but... it have 3.5 MOA

[ancient marsh]

yeah but i dont think the slugs would fly straight, since it's a side-by-side

[hearty oar]

maybe snipe around 100m would be fine i guess?

[ancient marsh]

ok so we're not listening

[hearty oar]

try shooting range. kinda tight actually but it fly higher than center and my eye kinda hard to aim with the iron sight

[soft coral]

Hope you break something

[little flame]

@wintry ridge @compact knoll

seeker is so fun

[soft coral]

why is bro not playing on Glass artefact?

lame

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

Game's got a pile of achievements

oh shit there's more

nooooonononono

[soft coral]

[little flame]

finally lmao

😭

on stage fucking 19 too

[keen sparrow]

not at all suprised, lol

[soft coral]

achieved all within 500 hours btw

[keen sparrow]

That's like your favourite game of all time

[soft coral]

False

that would be skyrim

[keen sparrow]

REALLY

[soft coral]

yes really

[soft coral]

oke

as much as I miss its prime
I'm not ashamed to admit i have over 1000 hours in warface
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

that's fine

6,000 hours in Final Fantasy 14

[soft coral]

Rest in peace crytek

dropped 3 games renowned for revolutionary graphics and virtually no pcs being able to run them well

goes bankrupt

leaves

actually sufferring from success

[stark torrent]

funny enough their engine is still used , i think KCD2 uses cry engine

[soft coral]

goes to show how good of an engine it actually is

warface also uses that same engine

though a heavily modified version of it

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

chase those birds buddy

[soft coral]

?

dont spoil retard

I'll dash your kid out the window of u do

[keen sparrow]

lol

[soft coral]

U forget I'm balkan

Raised on face slaps and ear pulls

[keen sparrow]

not belts and metal spatulas?

[soft coral]

metal spatula no but we have a thing here called "tochilka"

used for making "yufka"

the tochilka is literally a thing wood rolling pin

[little flame]

@stark torrent wanna play?

[keen sparrow]

getting hit with sticks, goddamn

[soft coral]

i have been

recieved the spartan training

[keen sparrow]

Mine was for being a dickhead kid

fuckin

Check fraud at 10 years old

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Is this the elevator Nikita was schizo-posting about last night?

I like the squeak sounds it makes as it wipes down all the doors

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/natalia-poklonskaya-gif-23847396

[keen sparrow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya

[stark torrent]

Ukrainian-born Russian lawyer

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-upset-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-19823085

[little flame]

here we go

[keen sparrow]

lol

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

well that went well

[little flame]

he stopped

yoo

bro gave up

fucking wind man

[soft coral]

it was said that he would bring balance to the force not destroy the sith

obi wan youre retarded

pulling shit outta his ass

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-shield-rahhh-thiccatina-gif-2077174781171827192

[tame dawn]

Kinda glad D2 died, feels good to be free

[keen sparrow]

Yeah i've heard stories

always feel bad for people that get hooked on the FOMO

[tame dawn]

All that time, minimal raid completion. Tons of time grinding for xur visits

Last time the group played was around when callus came back

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @tame dawn @little flame @stark torrent

[soft coral]

ONLY TOUGH PEOPLE LASTS

casts a spell

[soft coral]

one thing clair obscur does right

is showing people what its like to live in France

props to the devs

[ancient marsh]

you're a little boy to me
i kiss you on your forehead

[soft coral]

that one didn't age well

https://youtu.be/DIUzoDj0STc?si=548qEz3sd_mxtEyo

also

wtf happened to deadlock

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/6yyNalTFMXc?si=l3R5wlNEGKZlbU2v

[soft coral]

hm

curious

[rugged stump]

[viral egret]

@soft coral

god of war

[rugged stump]

Third person hero shooter with high ttk and each game takes 40 mins

Not surprised that it’s having a difficult time finding a solid audience

[soft coral]

????

[hallow stream]

????

No its just that

Its hyper complex hyper competitive

Compared to every other moba, deadlock is like the hardest one

[rugged stump]

I’ve seen some gameplay, I’ve done the tutorial and played around with the heroes a bit

[hallow stream]

And the games not officially out yet either, you need a invite to get in, and to be eligible for a invite you need to spend 10 dollars

[rugged stump]

Yeah I wanna give it a fair shot but man, if each game takes like 40 mins it maybe too much for my old hands

Then again I’ve played dota for like 1.3k hrs

So uh

[hallow stream]

Im top 1% in the game and I can say this shit is not a casual game yet

Cause the ranked mode and the casual mode are 1 mode

[tame dawn]

The arthritis machine is calling

[hallow stream]

They arent split

Idek why they did it like that

Cause the game had casual and ranked as split modes

[tame dawn]

Seems like a cool concept i wouldn't play. Smite didn't click for me for the same reasons

[hallow stream]

But now to see ranked you need to enable a setting and you get to see your mmr and division

Its kinda retarded

[tame dawn]

Can't get behind the 3rd person moba games

[hallow stream]

Trust me

This is far harder than smite and shit

Cause you can walk jump etc.

Much movement tech

[tame dawn]

[rugged stump]

yeah lol almost 2k

[hallow stream]

So if they had a bitch camping in the backline killing everyone you could just wall bounce double dash into them and kill them

[tame dawn]

Mayhaps

[rugged stump]

just checked my stats on my laptop

Probably my most expensive game to date

[hallow stream]

And if you are getting chased you can also just escape with said movement

[rugged stump]

I spent maybe 3k USD on this game

[hallow stream]

The game goes hard

[keen sparrow]

https://988lifeline.org/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=onebox

[tame dawn]

I played a bit of smite with a buddy after ages of league. Felt pretty easy

I am so glad i can't see my League playtime

[hallow stream]

Pot calls kettle black

[rugged stump]

I think you can though

[keen sparrow]

oh i know 6000 hours in FF14 is foul

[rugged stump]

Iirc my first league game was probably 2015 or something?

[tame dawn]

I thought wastedonlol was broke

[ancient marsh]

he needs a suicide hotline, not suicide prevention hotline

[keen sparrow]

i stopped playing

[hallow stream]

You can thru sites yea

[rugged stump]

I ended up dropping league when ai got my dota 2 invite yeee long time ago

[hallow stream]

Were in the tarkov channel

Everyone needs that here

[keen sparrow]

imagine calling the suicide hotline and you tell them

"i'm about to reinstall league of legends"

would they send 2 firetrucks and a swat team to your door?

[rugged stump]

Probably safe to assume it happens more often than not in these younger generation

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-jew-alexjonesjew-alex-jones-jew-alex-jones-jew-gif-8871961384248746007

KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

[tame dawn]

Mine was 2014ish, around season 4

[rugged stump]

[keen sparrow]

lucky for me, i've never played league

[rugged stump]

Oh fuck… I thought mine was 2015… I started at the end of season 2

So probably 2012 lol

[hallow stream]

Ive played league, dota, tried dota 2, tried smite, now I am 600 hours on deadlock

[ancient marsh]

beats jail

[rugged stump]

When was tribes Ascend popular?

Or sc2

2011 and 2012 right?

[keen sparrow]

idk i think life lessons can be learned from jail

league is literally meaningless drivel

[hallow stream]

I agree

Theres minimal skill expression on league

[rugged stump]

https://youtu.be/FDJ_tXQTM-g?si=L1e1mNSVsZpxCuKx

[tame dawn]

Mine was around Yasuo release, so december 2014

[rugged stump]

Don’t get your ass took

[tame dawn]

[hallow stream]

Like its just who plays the stronger champion wins

[keen sparrow]

penitentiary =/= jail

[hallow stream]

The meta on league is just too retarded because you can lock in champ and win because its broken

God bless valve for saving me

[rugged stump]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2J1jAEUu34k?si=bYEgLygtjIVMUXqG

[hallow stream]

I just now need the January deadlock update

[rugged stump]

Imagine being a CS2 fan and seeing deadlock get more content

[tame dawn]

I swear so many people sweat meta stuff that doesn't matter until higher brackets

[hallow stream]

There was a update in august that added new characters

Its been what 5 months

[tame dawn]

Unless your champ is just complete dogwater

[rugged stump]

Deadlock? Yeah I love the vampire chick and librarian lady

[hallow stream]

I played mina (vampire chick) and she was fun

Then they nerfed her cause she was broken (she was), I won like 15 games in a row with her

Now shes the hyper sweat character

[ancient marsh]

why is there a "how to rape" guide in the tarkov channel

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

?

[little flame]

wait what

i thought u said why is there no i missread it

thats crazy

[hallow stream]

They're adding like 3 new characters

Thank you lord gaben

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-lion-mentality-stare-anything-that-speaks-small-dog-gif-15965921308779714815

[hallow stream]

Genocidal priest with a mini gun soon

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/s3eT7HPN6uA?si=21FTs8a4jWcocUDs @stark torrent

[soft coral]

Back to ragnarock

[soft coral]

currently playing with freya while atreus waits
go back to alfheim to do shit
then back to vanaheim

atreus will be waiting a while

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

I love chaining sigil magic + frost or fire and then using the opposite element because of the skills that give you extra dmg against opposite elementalstatus build up
its sooo good
@brittle sinew @keen sparrow

[brittle sinew]

Idk what any of that means 😎

But awesome nonetheless 🗣️ 🔥

[soft coral]

in god of war ragnarok

[keen sparrow]

'Synergy'

[soft coral]

I mean

its a thing you can do

requires precise juggling between the 2 weapons to maximize the dmg output

[keen sparrow]

i'm glad, it's cool

[soft coral]

since once you build up frost or fire they decay

[keen sparrow]

I don't think enough devs put good synergystic mechanics into their games

[soft coral]

well in ragnarok they did

ALSO

massive shoutout to the accessability features

I've made it so that puzzle obstacles and terrain traversal stuff is in bright red

so I dont miss shit

[soft coral]

I HATE REVENANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[viral egret]

god of war

[ancient marsh]

shut your fat bitchass up and add the new guns to arena

balding fuck

holy shit

so fucking annoying

thinking this mf is albert epstein posting that

[little flame]

@stark torrent big flip

its selling too

lmao

also mechanic restock in 4 min and prapor in 40 sec

[soft coral]

vanaheim is so fucking pretty man

@little flame @stark torrent @keen sparrow

skip to about 0:42

[little flame]

@viral egret u on?

[viral egret]

na

[little flame]

bru

[viral egret]

still not home

[little flame]

ah

[viral egret]

just left museum

it was fun

[little flame]

gotcha

wanna play once ur home?

[viral egret]

had god of war and shi

[viral egret]

ye sure

[little flame]

sick

just ping me when ur on

[viral egret]

alr gotcha

[soft coral]

Oh lord yet another atreus section

I dont get it were they proud of these atreus sections or what theyre so badly paced man

and atreus' arsenal is fucking SHIT

he only hits things with the bow and has sonic arrows

no frost no fire dmg

[little flame]

from red

gave one 100 box of ssa ap and m61 to my teammate

450 rounds of ssa ap from 1 raid

lmao

from 1 red open*

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2663475489?t=2h42m45s

[little flame]

nice

[ancient marsh]

why?

[little flame]

idk

someone bought it

not complaining

FAT LABS CHUID

CHUD

free maska

yeehaw

[little flame]

HOLY

CHUUUD

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/money-rich-gif-26230191

[viral egret]

@little flame i am home

[little flame]

gimme a bit gonna play until i die on labs

[viral egret]

alr np

[little flame]

still havent died

wtf is this

i keep killing people fighting actual bots lmao

[viral egret]

aND when u run a duo you die

instantly

tarkov moment

[little flame]

nah

im running duo rn

he keeps dying tho

i keep shitting on people

[viral egret]

dadmn

reminsd me of someone (me)

[little flame]

igolnik

[stark torrent]

gulp

[viral egret]

fucking zhrec

shrek

[little flame]

LMAO

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sludge-sludge-ooze-pocketing-the-ooze-tasty-tasty-yummy-yummy-gif-2214608247861379750

[little flame]

WTF

[ancient marsh]

IM STEALING ALL THE GOOP

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

I AM THE GOOP THIEF

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent did you pay the 40 bitties

[stark torrent]

tommorow morning as i wont stay until 1 am today cause i go back to work tommorow

when terminal

[compact knoll]

Hour or two

Buy monster

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

[compact knoll]

Can you watch a playthru attempt

To guide me a bit

[stark torrent]

ye i watched tigz a lot

stuff changed apparently

also i found out at the bomb door - you can open it in 3 ways

if u have max str you can kick it open

if you have another guy with you , you can both open it together

find bomb which triggeres a BD spawn after

[compact knoll]

I know roughly where the c4 is

[little flame]

YO

are u doing terminal?

today?

[stark torrent]

ppl said it usually spawns in two same places 90% of the time, either in that little tent or in that hangar

[little flame]

lemme watch later

ill be muted

while u play

bro gl

my god

[viral egret]

imma wathc aswell

[compact knoll]

Yeah yeah

I go buy monster than i stream

@stark torrent did they change the zubr yet

Or is it always kill the second one

[stark torrent]

nikita said he did but ppl said now its even worse , there is always only 1 seat

so either bugged or fuck knows

i wouldnt trust anyone anyway

here is hopin you dont match with anyone

[ancient marsh]

just do terminal twice together with artem so u can unlock door

and eat eachother at the end for the 1 seat

[stark torrent]

Blackjack Backpack
6B45 with 2x Class 6 plates + 1 Plate in backpack to replace
2x Injector cases - Propitals , Green stim , bleeding stims and sj6 + sj12
A few EWR and Slickers or Tarker Meat ( light weight food )
Gun with big mags of your choosing - Most ppl do M4 with 100 or NL 545 with 75 rounds but thats all you
NVGs are hit or miss since Terminal has lights around + you can loot BD nvgs
1 Toolset
Jesus Christ Icon

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

Probably gonna do 3 injector cases ngl

[stark torrent]

Put your gun and rig in the backpack as it's easier to search it when u find it in the locker room

[stark torrent]

cant because once one finishes terminal you cant go back for the other one

you can only escape once per wipe technically

• you also cant transit together iirc , we have to transit solo and hope we match together

Burger State Games

[compact knoll]

Yoy can do it in a group iirc

Axel did it with like 3 other people

[stark torrent]

yeah but they all matched at the same tiem on a dead server iirc

hmm maybe i didnt understand it right

still you cant escape together and you cant replay terminal after you finished it which is cringe and dogshit

[little flame]

@stark torrent come vc

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/ZKf8C4Gqt4

[hollow patrol]

@little flame

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven come watch me escape

bro

concerning amount of people in friends with madirex

[soft coral]

mom ordered pizza

dad has birthday

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh

if i didnt die to lag we wouldve won the match

bro was a lion and killed 3 of my teammates

[pallid bolt]

Rothschilds cut your internet for a second

[ancient marsh]

when u make a clip click top left and trim it to the important part

[viral egret]

in shadowplay?

i did not know this

[ancient marsh]

no

[ancient marsh]

in windows media player

[viral egret]

ah

ty hitler

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

OOOOOOOO PIZZERRRR

[stark torrent]

oooo nice

[soft coral]

ate like 6 pieces

https://tenor.com/view/peepofat-gif-24867194

[ancient marsh]

fat fucking chud

eating his family out of house and home

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

still skinny btw

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1458507237940007177/image.png?ex=695fe437&is=695e92b7&hm=4f016f3ff28fc1a9e9a6d266fe9ea7c9f9c59d13c49d709b74c862f888898a2b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[rugged stump]

all that yappin, just make the matchmaking faster

bruhhh

[fast garden]

nikitas dyslexic ass dont know what that means

[compact knoll]

come watch my terminal attempt

[fast garden]

i am miserably sick

i will cough in your ear the whole time

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[fast garden]

however i am warframing

[compact knoll]

just mute its fine

[stark torrent]

sir you lasted exactly 1 day before you got it as well gg thee

[fast garden]

yeah gg

apparently its like

super contagious turbo flu

havent seen my parents this sick since they had covid before covid was well known

[stark torrent]

Covid 26 - Pulaski , Tenesee , USA is the Ground Zero

[fast garden]

dad came home from the city

sick

2 days later

mom sick

1 day later

gg

they gonna turn my ass into the tarkov zombie with the 45 AP

[viral egret]

scar-h mid

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[pallid bolt]

Scar H and SA-58 are peak and I'm tired of pretending they're not

[soft coral]

norns put a traveler
build up sigil magic
build up frost
spam fire for increased dmg
traveler dies in 15 seconds

[viral egret]

sa58 is utter dogshit

[soft coral]

lowkey the combat in ragnarok is FAR FAR better

idc how good 2018's story is

the fluidity of ragnarok and how every combo feels so good to pull off

[white cloak]

Bro is tarkov tweaking or smth why does my account lifetime shows up as 56years 20 days lmao

[compact knoll]

aabcehmu

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh guy shoots me, enforcer shoots guy, bullet goes thru guy hits me in the head

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll LMFAO

did you see the post where someone edited the uhh

shoes off the tagilla/killa anime girl poster

actual freak activity

[viral egret]

did they use @grok to do it

[wintry ridge]

idk probably

[compact knoll]

no

[ancient marsh]

ofc you'd see that

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh come watch me do terminal

guide me

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

no

wtf would i know about terminal

[compact knoll]

i died mid way

good attempt all in all

6 hour craft

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/krackpink-gif-25867278

don't worry my fat chud son

you will get it eventually

[ancient marsh]

is it codes

[compact knoll]

i think it might be ceaser cypher

the number 3 is repeated 2 times in different pictures

could be the key

[ancient marsh]

someone gonna solve it

[compact knoll]

The marble quarri3d from forgotten quarries began
etching its own epitaphs, declaring "Monument for
History" on plaques that wept sapphire tears onto
the Blue Planet below, where oceans applauded with
rogue waves that spelled out unsent postcards.
Statues blinked asynchronously, their stone eyelids
heavy with the weight of unwritten histories, while
the wind carved graffiti into eternity, insisting that
gravity was just a suggestion.

JMKHGXPCJ
YJBHVW
XMSBXLE
ZCYQ
JRTKJB
MXNCJ

[keen sparrow]

Okay yeah that was good

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151598137773920317/1270598747398606960/attachment-1-1.gif?width=640&height=645

[glacial haven]

VAXBSBCVV MWVTZJ QYGORXI MVKE WLFOWU YLAWV

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven

[soft coral]

omg gypsies
short and brown @compact knoll @stark torrent

@glacial haven

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/elvis_vista/status/2008914936525676682

elvisvista (@elvis_vista)

@re3mr

X · Jan 7, 2026, 2:53 PM

[soft coral]

that shit is like 2 pixels

[wintry ridge]

"you lost the game"

[wintry ridge]

fishy

[soft coral]

bro looking at the wrong fucking thing

[wintry ridge]

ohm

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[compact knoll]

My electricity died

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

First Kratos tries to cheer him up

Then bro spit on that thang

[soft coral]

it is a nature of a thing that matters , not it's form

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[rugged stump]

the fuck is the point if i cant gain anything

i guess last hero is the only one worth playin

apparently you do??? wut

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent whole dnipro oblast is without power, "repair time until 17.01.2026"

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

wdym 17

you gonna have to fucking scav run for parts now?

[compact knoll]

Surely its just a placeholder number

[glacial haven]

very possible that the month is a placeholder

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Oh sorry

17.06

[glacial haven]

that's more like it

if your phone turns off, just put it in rice

[compact knoll]

Oh sorry

17.06.2027

[viral egret]

gg

[viral egret]

scav run for fuel to run the generator to play

[compact knoll]

Im not even joking

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

what

Do you guys have a generator or anything like that?

[compact knoll]

No, shits expensive

[keen sparrow]

Lol, estimated repair date, a year and a half from now

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @compact knoll @glacial haven @stark torrent

[fast garden]

surely they mistyped the year

surely

[soft coral]

UNTIL WHEN!?

we'll get gta 6 before artyom power

[compact knoll]

Surely it's just a placeholder

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @fast garden @keen sparrow

it's....smaller than the old 1 lev coin

wtf

[keen sparrow]

Mr house’s life support cryochamber full of tubes that pump you full of copium levels of copium

Isn;t germany having outages too?

Because of some eco terrorists activists?

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255271160078143520/1417633873428480080/convert.gif

[blazing basin]

perhaps sooner than the date?

[compact knoll]

They officially said that its just a mistake

Its just funny

[blazing basin]

just now?

[compact knoll]

Yeah

They said they will tell the actual estimated date after the attack stops

[blazing basin]

oh

the power is still out

[soft coral]

she said i look good today so i told her
" what i dont look good on other days?" and started an argument
#meninwomenfields

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow
"yeah its coming down good"
"we needed this"

[brittle sinew]

It is like that for real

Just like standing up while watching tv, hands behind the back and everything

[keen sparrow]

the amount of times i've gone out for a cigarette just to sit in the rain

[hearty oar]

time to donate loot to my fellow scav

[calm pollen]

Scav is juiced

[hearty oar]

yeah i kill a lot of PMC for Kaban

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1458675076756017246/NKVD_Finka_knife_2026-01-0721-13-37.png?ex=69608087&is=695f2f07&hm=0a86052fe996f217899db1e37acbe98c887231e0205814780b22e6dc6a1cbb3b&

Okay, that's badass

[keen sparrow]

AYO

[viral egret]

wtf is this shit

[hard heart]

That dicktip muzzle ruins it

[keen sparrow]

the 'Cookie cutter'

[hard heart]

Meat tenderizer

[keen sparrow]

https://www.strikeindustries.com/si-cc-com.html

[viral egret]

ugly asf m4

the muzzle and comically short handguard ruin it

rest its fine

[hard heart]

[keen sparrow]

I made it like this on purpose btw

all barrel no handguard, lol

My favourite part is it's supposed to be a meme build but it's a fuckin laser, lol

[keen sparrow]

Using this brake IRL at a gun range is a good way to get punched. it'll clear the sinuses of everyone around you, lol

[hard heart]

Ah, never change Tagila

[keen sparrow]

The only boss i hate fighting

[hard heart]

I also had this happen, which just played perfectly

THe only boss I hate fighting, Is the Labirynth Tagila

And his phasing through the closed doors

because he runs too fast to care

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-kid-flip-off-middle-finger-the-bird-gif-5557777001751273893

[hard heart]

The absolute tithe of... Nothing

[stark torrent]

is this guy retarded or what am i missing here

[tame dawn]

I think they're trying to say 1,2,3(jam) is worse than 1,2,3,4(jam)

But it sounds like they are just repeating what you said

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[winged mica]

OMG

IS THAT THE COOKIE CUTTER

[winged mica]

Receive it

[keen sparrow]

I'd asked a guy to make it as a joke 'bout a year ago

it's been in his massive attachments pack ever since

We were in VC together as he placed all the muzzle flash bones around it in blender, he wanted it to be as obnoxious as possible

[keen sparrow]

hey that's me

[cyan garnet]

Bro has copium injected directly into his bloodstream

[winged mica]

NOOOO I HAVE MERTICULOUSLY PPREPARED THIS FOR CENTURIES AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET A NOSY COURIER THREW A WRENCH IN MY PLAN

[cyan garnet]

cope seethe and dilate mr corpse retard

[keen sparrow]

It looks like i'm holding some kind of fucked up flamethrower

[winged mica]

Farenheit 451

[keen sparrow]

call me Guy Montag, i'm comin to burn Reshala's porn stash at the gas station

[cyan garnet]

Flamethrowers for tarkov when

[keen sparrow]

we almost had molotovs

Modder named SSH found some of the 'floor is lava' code for Molotovs, repurposed it for his Division 2 tactical device mod idea, so instead of a specific area on the ground hurting you, it healed you.

[cyan garnet]

Molotovs would be dope

[keen sparrow]

They were teased back in 2024, then dropped

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

Best character in the whole movie

[keen sparrow]

Bro's got the same energy as the 'nam vet in happy tree friends

[soft coral]

I watched this movie as a kid a lot

[keen sparrow]

this was my shit when i was a kid

[soft coral]

main antagonist is called Von Talon

[keen sparrow]

blonde hair.. blue eyes....

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

also yes the movie is all about message carrier pigeons during the war

[cyan garnet]

Oh shit

I remember this

[tame dawn]

The "you can never come back" scene still haunts me

[keen sparrow]

[tame dawn]

https://youtu.be/D4dT2eBWI2M?feature=shared

Another 10/10 movie

Probably drove my mom crazy watching Iron Giant on repeat

[keen sparrow]

oh if we're talking about what we watched on repeat?

[soft coral]

OMG I STARTED DOING THTA

hitting unc status ain't easy boys

[ancient marsh]

the sr3m cope is crazy

it jams about the same

it's only a couple rounds

single digits

better

[ruby gale]

Fucked up

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRb9lS4b3bY&list=RDrRb9lS4b3bY&start_radio=1

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

i didnt know they made tarkov run on the OG xbox one

[keen sparrow]

jfc you're retarded

[ancient marsh]

btw this was the third gif result for a while if you searched "dogshit fps"

[keen sparrow]

yeah Tapkob is legendarily bad

[keen sparrow]

"Like a lesbian Fella i be down with the strap"

📶

bro must live in a cell tower because he got all the bars

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is he talking about

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRb9lS4b3bY&list=RDrRb9lS4b3bY&start_radio=1

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-allergies-wheeze-cough-gif-12164817803763047515

@compact knoll

"charlie what's wrong with you"
"he got stabbed by a stranger with a poisoned knife"
"no it's cause of allergies"

wait what the fuck?

this is class 6

[remote fox]

Is the scav case even worth it if you have the cultist circle?

[cyan garnet]

Thank you based god

[native crypt]

yeah double gambling

[cyan garnet]

Yeah

[keen sparrow]

FINALLY

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gambling-gambler-gif-572068894331490223

[cyan garnet]

Real uncs remember lil b based god

[remote fox]

You have convinced me.

[keen sparrow]

it's been driving me nuts, noone else here knows who tf he is

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/airplane-kid-flip-off-middle-finger-the-bird-gif-5557777001751273893

[ancient marsh]

triple gambling if you max ur hideout management/crafting

you can have 2 simultaneous gambas on scav case

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[keen sparrow]

we evil now

[remote fox]

I got a RB-VO marked key from the Circle.

https://tenor.com/view/millennials-raves-getting-old-jon-hamm-turn-the-lights-off-gif-16691929375204256219

[ancient marsh]

someone listed salad for 30k lower than it should be

3 people actually

[remote fox]

Bots.

[ancient marsh]

no

its cause everyone else listed it for euros

and the game does the auto calculation for price estimation incorrectly

so when you try to list like this

by pressing the "min" button

see?

[remote fox]

That is so stupid.

[remote fox]

Isn't the conversion static?

[ancient marsh]

no iirc dollar price is slightly dynamic

it was 200 per dollar at start

[remote fox]

What kind of spaghetti code are they running?

[ancient marsh]

i think they desynced literal years ago

and never were fixed

[ancient marsh]

imagine how fucked we are if bsg discovers AI vibe coding

https://tenor.com/view/mr-boss-smiling-friends-good-night-serious-look-allan-red-gif-1361353428424919826

[remote fox]

Imagine Russian economy crashing and people using dollars in-game

[ancient marsh]

"allan, we are soooo fucked"

[stark torrent]

Why do you care chubby you dont like salad

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

fuck you man

alt tabbed for this

[viral egret]

its raining and snowing

at the same.time

[remote fox]

What do you guys craft in the Christmas Tree?

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

FIR LEDX

[remote fox]

Done.

[viral egret]

again

idk rest r obsolete

tangerines sell good

[ancient marsh]

bosh

[ancient marsh]

literally class 6 rig for 8 whites

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[hollow patrol]

KIILLL YOURSEEEEEELFF

[keen sparrow]

[hollow patrol]

chud

[keen sparrow]

[hollow patrol]

praying on your downfall

praying you become a single mother

[keen sparrow]

rude

[hollow patrol]

im evil

[keen sparrow]

lawful, chaotic, or neutral?

[hollow patrol]

idk im not a nerd

[wintry ridge]

lol

[viral egret]

tf i didnt know damn

[ancient marsh]

god bless

[little flame]

@ancient marsh wanna play tarky?

[ancient marsh]

not now

[little flame]

oke

[ancient marsh]

is mutant still dogshit

[little flame]

its alright

it kicks alot

even with meta build

[ancient marsh]

it's criminal how they killed the RD

[little flame]

fuck, yeah i forgot about the rd

used to be so fucking good

[ancient marsh]

now it kicks slightly less than ak308

[stark torrent]

Compared to the NL they are both shit

[little flame]

jesus

[stark torrent]

But mutant long barrel no ergo is acceptable, RD is pretty bad

[little flame]

5.45 tho

[stark torrent]

If u check the stats they are similar nowadays, bp 5.45 has 45 pen and 7.62 has 47

But BP 545 is everywhere

BP 7.62 is craft unlock at lvl 45

[little flame]

im talking about best ammo for 762 vs 5.45

[ancient marsh]

no one uses best ammo

[little flame]

igolnik is horrendously bad

i do

[ancient marsh]

it shreds killa

[little flame]

i have so much ammo

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

live alle footage

[little flame]

why play interchange

[little flame]

add the 67

to the cat

[ancient marsh]

BS is the best 545

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[little flame]

ye i guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif?ex=696049f3&is=695ef873&hm=1235cddb483f73eb39165d2e30a6861ced30d8cf766e8ded4f9f194269675fe1&

[ancient marsh]

igolnik is one of the few examples of "overpen"

[little flame]

i just want 7.62 to be good again

😭

[ancient marsh]

same for AP 4.6mm

[little flame]

im coping so bad

[ancient marsh]

AP mp7 ammo cannot 1 hit headshot

[little flame]

i miss old rd

[ancient marsh]

i mean BP is okay

3 shots class 5

[little flame]

i mean the guns

they gutted them

[ancient marsh]

RPD

[little flame]

why use rpd 😭

[ancient marsh]

RPD modded fucks

but bad ergo

[ancient marsh]

it's legit epstein gun

with new parts

this molests everyone

but rly heavy

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/hamiboom-hami-boom-gif-14625845161799559240

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[soft coral]

extra :3 as in in a bad way

[ancient marsh]

killed 2 players fully loaded

@stark torrent @compact knoll

me and my brother get one shotted by https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/412978044727328769/1458802791953727518/image.png?ex=6960f778&is=695fa5f8&hm=f24716ba11b734c217bd2d2d5051b494f84419fa36f22f41743b0f7bf477affe&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=550&height=309

lost class 5 and 6 plates

fully modded as val mod 4

nl545

fully kitted m4

i cant say slurs here but really want to

what happened to the cheater thread btw

[remote fox]

Skill issue.

Clearly.

[ancient marsh]

2 for 2 on fat retards cheating

fat retard cheater so fucking bad doesnt even know test drive doesnt count with that suppressor

[little flame]

aww hell nah

[stark torrent]

wdym man look at that juicy M4 GL ( useless )

MMMM AK TDI HANDGUARD

MMM

[little flame]

wanna do streets for story finally opened case

[stark torrent]

mb later man i just got home and i wanna eat

i love going to work ( i need money )

[little flame]

lol

how was ur day

yes right?

[stark torrent]

Yes

ok so

Yes if you want the best ending and u have to do all of the other chapters

No if you want the Debtor ending with LK instead

@ancient marsh @fast garden

this retard doesnt know that stat is just bugged

[little flame]

fuuuck

idk if i go debtor

orr not

@stark torrent what u think

fuck it im going debtor cba

[viral egret]

i mean shit go whatever u want

good luck

[little flame]

wanna run some raids

[viral egret]

sur

i was gonna go customs to do setup

bro what

[stark torrent]

fuckng JASON again

[viral egret]

oh so i cant even buy plates

class 4 plates for 6B23 is locked at lv40

[stark torrent]

traders

[little flame]

get in vc young man

[viral egret]

prapor has none

[fast garden]

[little flame]

jesus christ

[little flame]

bro stfu

u dont even play

😭

dont judge me

[fast garden]

Bro genuinely picked debtor

[little flame]

yet u dont play

and i got kappa before u

[fast garden]

Boo womp my container we cant put anything in has two less slots who cares

[little flame]

did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

[fast garden]

Surv kit spec slot and theta killed the motivation to get kappa icl

[little flame]

ye idk

i wasnt even happy that i got kappa

[fast garden]

Quite literally yes I’m so miserable from the flu

[little flame]

just dissapointed

[fast garden]

Yeah that happened to me last time I got it

[little flame]

feels so unrewarding

[fast garden]

I really like questing in the game

[little flame]

same

[fast garden]

But I don’t like bolty

[little flame]

true

[fast garden]

[little flame]

marlin was fun tho

[fast garden]

For a bit yeah

I still miss old sbih

IMO

You should have to do either this sbih or old style sbih as an alternate task

[viral egret]

old sbih after sbih as a task would be good-ish for like a few scope unlocks and a few gun unlocks

[fast garden]

Because I fucking hate using bolties but back when it was just 100m headshots I got that shit done naturally on every map

[fast garden]

Not after, just alternate

Like you choose similar to chemical pt3 yk

[little flame]

theres 5 guys camping terminal

ok

[viral egret]

3 people camping terminal gate

[brittle sinew]

wyd in this situation

[hollow patrol]

thug it out dont be a bitch

[viral egret]

death

[keen sparrow]

https://thesmartlocal.com/vietnam/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Cao-Sao-Vang-GIF.gif

[fast garden]

Getting into an argument with a fetid mouth breather in the FFIX subreddit

[keen sparrow]

https://cafebiz.cafebizcdn.vn/thumb_w/640/162123310254002176/2022/5/11/photo1652230876236-1652230876418990579941.gif

[keen sparrow]

final fantasy 9?

[fast garden]

I can’t count

14

[keen sparrow]

OH GOD SHOW ME

[fast garden]

I don’t even play the game that’s the best part

I cannot believe that people this retarded exist

[keen sparrow]

okay okay

say something like

"if you can't parse pink or higher, stfu"

"stay in your lane msq enjoyer"

"go afk in limsa more"

"go back to doing degen G-poses in Balmung"

I feel like i'm teaching someone insults in another language

[keen sparrow]

they are the absolute worst

cleaning the dirt from under your fingernails is a better expenditure of calories and brainpower than speaking to them.

[fast garden]

The images are being weird but I checked the guys profile and it’s exactly what I expected

[keen sparrow]

they probably have a ccard

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll are you alive man

[fast garden]

And here’s the image In question

[keen sparrow]

omg

this again?

[fast garden]

Guys German so like

[little flame]

@stark torrent wanna play? ill go whatever map u need

im bored

[fast garden]

Not impossible this is a German attempt at humor

[keen sparrow]

the only difference between a DDoS and E2002 is it's them

I reiterate: cleaning the dirt from under your fingernails is a better expenditure of calories and brainpower than speaking to them.

[fast garden]

Dug through comments and saw him reply, unprompted “you should not use Spotify since it is hostile to artists”

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[fast garden]

I only checked that after the second message I am not going to talk to that brick wall again

[keen sparrow]

ty

[fast garden]

This is what a real redditor looks like

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/natalia-poklonskaya-gif-23847396

[fast garden]

These are the ones they warn you about

[stark torrent]

Meanwhile @ grok undresses everyone on X

Thank you Obama

[fast garden]

Also it was hard to tell since it was all German but 95% sure dude was antifa which really drove it home

[ancient marsh]

found the virgin chud

[ancient marsh]

context?

[keen sparrow]

FFXIV is an absolute cesspit of mental illness

[fast garden]

Scroll up a bit

Even if/though the Spotify bit is true, who starts a conversation like that?

[keen sparrow]

a ff14 player

[fast garden]

My bad dude I’ll dig a well for my water since buying it from the store is actually hostile to environment

[ancient marsh]

idk i think we should just like

kill him

with rocks

[keen sparrow]

they probably parse grey and have alts just to play the story again

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[ancient marsh]

and then make a chad soyjak meme with his face

to really piss him off

[keen sparrow]

probably buys mogstation mounts and fantasias

[fast garden]

I love that I know just enough about 14

[keen sparrow]

bro if you wanna ragebait this guy and make him cry, i gotchu

[ancient marsh]

i love how people don't think about the things they say

i remember some lefty woman account on twitter said sth like

"tech CEO's, some of your employees are incels
what are you going to do about this?"

tf you want them to do, buy hookers?

are you retarded?

[keen sparrow]

this was my knee-jerk first thought

buy them hookers

[fast garden]

And the fellow retards eat that shit up

It’s such a nonsense statement

[ancient marsh]

incel = bad
female promiscuity = good

[fast garden]

Pick one and stick to it

[keen sparrow]

incel was supposed to mean INvoluntarily CELibate

[ancient marsh]

literally nothing about male existance will make them happy

[keen sparrow]

but it's been twisted into "moderately right leaning guy i don't agree with"

[fast garden]

Now it’s just means “someone you don’t like”

Yep

[keen sparrow]

want to get rid of incels?

bitch go fuck him

💅

[ancient marsh]

ive seen people in online dramas call happily married fathers of 2/3 incels

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's so goddamn retarded

[compact knoll]

one at a time ladies

one at a time

[fast garden]

I’m glad everyone on the internet has been saying retard more and I’m also entertained that there’s some people upset about it