💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

no

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[hearty oar]

[little flame]

ez money

top is ppbs

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

imagine if tarkov had the damn bullpup pkp

[keen sparrow]

It could be done

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/yDebW8

[rugged stump]

sigh these factory quests are gonna be a headache

i can feel it in my bones

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1457516830892753106/55a7mfK.png?ex=695c49d3&is=695af853&hm=665a0a4f27e367760a669b1c4fed0ce8e96f6da0f72ab8bd22528c221f21b87b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228797218371407944/1457517341305737261/tfr.mp4?ex=695c4a4d&is=695af8cd&hm=b0b0bce46883def6268ee49ab1e2f330e145c9e5a8230557254ebf8d654306b4&

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

Flashbacks

[pseudo storm]

Bro im hoping they add this to vanilla EFT

Would be great

[keen sparrow]

me too buddy, me too

[keen sparrow]

bots reload from an oversized secure container. beautiful.

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

@stark torrent @fast garden

ive been here
i heard tagilla

[keen sparrow]

overcast again

[soft coral]

gypsy lady asks me for cigarette
i dont smoke
ooo blessed be

she probably cast a spell on me

[pseudo storm]

Bulgaria is the New Romania

[soft coral]

I sure hope not

[stark torrent]

turn on ignition

Car dies

battery is dead again

ok imma just go buy a brand new one

battery store is closed until thursday

bag pula in mortii masii

nice start of year

guess we use de mazda this week

[soft coral]

ayy

[pseudo storm]

I thought you lived an exciting and adventurous life

[soft coral]

what did she mean by this
@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

lol

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-hold-up-meme-fallout-meme-gif-3737350009659669155

[soft coral]

WHAT DIS SHE MEAN BY THATTTT

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[little flame]

?

wtf does she mean by that

[soft coral]

I DONT KNOWWW

😭

[little flame]

and why did u heart it

[soft coral]

I heart everything she sends

as an indicator i read it

[little flame]

fair

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[pseudo storm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/501291800665915393/894930633300783104/image0-15.gif

[soft coral]

this was her previous message

fellas I will NOT be making it out of this one alive

[stark torrent]

[hearty oar]

he might get peg soon or later

[little flame]

@stark torrent can u help me with the raider quest on labs later? since i helped u yesterday

just unlocked it

gotta start crafting the sj6's

[stark torrent]

Sure thing

[little flame]

ty boss

[stark torrent]

we bring our killer @compact knoll

to get killer 7

[little flame]

artjom is a demon on labs

idk what he smokes before the raids but he pops off

[stark torrent]

3 hours of sleep + monster and pizza

[little flame]

yummers

bro they missed my body

lmao

oh shit spawned with an sj6 on scav

only gotta do the craft twice

pog

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

couldve been worse

[little flame]

bro is cheating

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fat-walking-doggo-gif-8966942

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-cat-laying-down-gif-24086708

[little flame]

i didnt even shoot the btr i was shooting scavs and it killed me

this game is so fucking bad

i was literally shooting scavs

there was no fucking line of sight too

so fucking retarded

[stark torrent]

what are the chances a random boolet hit the btr 300m ahead

and bro had a vengance

[little flame]

idk it was close to me but i swear i didnt shoot at it

no shot

it said i lost access to the btr tho

so idk

@stark torrent when labs

[little flame]

died to cheater

ggs

lost all my good loot

i had like 5 big boxes of good rounds

bs

igolnik

[stark torrent]

lets go

[viral egret]

what a game

[cyan garnet]

You killed the drivers homeless lover

[little flame]

SHOT A GUY WITH ALTYN 2 TIMES IN THE HEAD

I CANT

[soft coral]

oh cool ive seen porn of her

[keen sparrow]

Of kalina? Cool bro.

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

no

the bottom pic

orc looking girl

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

@little flame

[little flame]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-silent-king-baldwin-kingdom-of-heaven-gif-4506330187216782335

[soft coral]

i got pringles

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-yummers-gif-730693117818784194

[fast garden]

In the warframe subreddit

[little flame]

lmao

bro this guy is not legit

[inland cosmos]

That guy is fs legit

[little flame]

just cuz hes a sherpa doesnt make him legit lmao

17 kd is diabolical let alone 75% sr

nvm its 64% sr

meh

[viral egret]

17kd is literally impossible to get wit the state of the game rn

either u run only 5 mans and camp like a cunt or you cheat

[fast garden]

my kd was around that until i started playing solo

5 stack bad but even a 2-3 man will bolster your stats because you will just not die as often

and there arent many sherpas anyway

[compact knoll]

having 2 pairs of eyes is crazy good

[fast garden]

dont forget the second pair of ears as well

[compact knoll]

i am 3 timelocks away from escaping

[fast garden]

and i am by no means a crazy talented player

i know a LOT about the game, and im decent

those stats on a normal 5k hour player? maybe, maybe not

those stats on a 300 hour player

sure bud

but that on a sherpa? dudes far more likely legit than not

[soft coral]

@fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

me, @stark torrent and @ancient marsh in tarkov vc

[soft coral]

3 retards

[ancient marsh]

Jeffrey Ballastein

[ancient marsh]

we all know which one is artem

[little flame]

buddy killed inseq

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236981222975209514/1457781431970299945/image.png?ex=695d4041&is=695beec1&hm=3027f18454b87016ff2bb2361df2b81c9e5bd16c5999ff63ff0359e327581731&

bro is running default tag tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236981222975209514/1457781474727170266/image.png?ex=695d404b&is=695beecb&hm=44a11137536b3bd46934b520756f062d34498b888b9bbe4a0343b0e94114b417&

[rugged stump]

Morning lads

How are the raids today?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/chuck-better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-social-anxiety-clocoo-social-anxiety-chuck-crazy-gif-26780605

Me after i hear the Task Failed , Try Again sound for the 67th time

[hallow stream]

just stop hearing

[glacial haven]

gave up so hard, he had to switch games

[rugged stump]

What game he playing now?

You on that arc???

[glacial haven]

no but yo, you know what, have a great day

[viral egret]

@glacial haven @little flame @stark torrent @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

this guy is fucking scary bruh

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[strong turret]

When the Mexican cartel cut off the limbs and tied a balloon

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh translate

[strong turret]

i already

[ancient marsh]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[compact knoll]

where you at man

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193278651020738561/1404955044469538956/catjorkinit.gif

i saw that

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[compact knoll]

i dont know what youre talking about

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent pull up the logs

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/61-41-67-61-new-meme-61-meme-gif-4909211002993893210

[viral egret]

doakes??

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1457793152495910952/9841df1048514e80aec61a4b4fc1a2e9.mov?ex=695d4b2c&is=695bf9ac&hm=5d1dde2172a668d78a55c9ae3808ddbb42cd4e9b6ab93265ceca7438edde1416&

[viral egret]

7 7.62x39 PS, 7 7.62x54 PS to thorax on pscav and a m67 and hes alive

blessed game

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[fast garden]

on one hand, lol. on the other hand, lmao

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh smiling friends time

[rugged stump]

I’m starting to notice that it’s better not to loot the scavs and pmcs half the time because wtf they just start spawning on you in PVE

also dunno if anyone actually scavs in pve

[viral egret]

pal

nobody plays pve around here other than like 1 guy

literally do not even bother asking us

[soft coral]

2.60 euro for a can of pringles

unbelievable

[ancient marsh]

5,26 eur here

which is even more expensive if u convert to rub

[soft coral]

damn

[ancient marsh]

😭

[soft coral]

I would never pay 10 leva for pringles

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

[rugged stump]

Just sharing my experience with it

[ancient marsh]

artem taking his iconic mid-day nap before hopping onto tarkov

[viral egret]

@stark torrent can u even hear me

ive been talking for the past hour and a half

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[compact knoll]

AHAHHAHAHAHA

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFpJRzx54JI

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, that shit's great

[compact knoll]

come tarkov thee

[fast garden]

modded skyrim looks so funny man

[keen sparrow]

Everything Dagoth says is based af

[fast garden]

dagoth mod hysterical

[compact knoll]

i see you launch it for 5 minutes 3 times a day, every day

whats going on big guy

[keen sparrow]

bro's pulling the slot machine lever hoping the game will actually POST with his 550+ sex mods

[fast garden]

i dont even think i own skyrim lol

why is there a clip of this guy showing off his sweating female character halfway through the video

fucking skyrim players and their stupid ass mods

[compact knoll]

his character is constantly naked

could have seen that one coming

[gritty python]

[rugged stump]

So if you guys don’t play PVE, do you guys play arena lol

[compact knoll]

dont you wanna enjoy a little tarky

a little tarkov raid

[fast garden]

no

[gritty python]

if you’re going for the “good” ending you’ll have to keep the scav grind up in pve

rep requirement is 4? 5?

dunno avoiding story quests for now

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden wait wtf

i can stash the quest items for whiteout asa scav

[fast garden]

idk what that is

[wintry ridge]

after this raid imma check if it counts

[wintry ridge]

the christmas questline

[fast garden]

story quest objectives can be planted as a scav tho

ive noticed that

or it was somethin found early

[compact knoll]

cmon

[fast garden]

specifically the new story stuff iirc

[compact knoll]

you can pick up btr rewards as scav

[wintry ridge]

and it doesnt finish the quest either

so you can do it every run

[compact knoll]

@little flame

[wintry ridge]

lucky

[viral egret]

yes

[viral egret]

6

[rugged stump]

i'm considering getting it to practice pvp but at this point, shoudln't i just get hte unheard edition?

i already got the prepare to escape edition

[viral egret]

unheard is wtv

if u plan to play live get it

[rugged stump]

i was only playing PVE to adjust to the new map additions and all that, i prefer playing PVP

[viral egret]

i plan to be a standard edition chad for as long as i can but i did buy arena

[viral egret]

then if u have the money and will u can get unheard

idk if it gives u arena

[rugged stump]

oh damn, you on the standard edition

hows your stash so far? i know when i first started playing i was having alot of problems with my stash limitations

[viral egret]

its fine so far

i got first upgrade and im chilling on space

[rugged stump]

getting back to the game now, i just learned to selle verything but i'm still hoarding like a mother fucker

[viral egret]

4 junkboxes 3 itemboxes

planning to get a thicc when i hit ref 4

[rugged stump]

so thats a new NPC for me, in PVE skier wants me to place some posters or some shit, I think in PVP you have to have arena to get that guy unlocked right?

[viral egret]

nah

u can do it w/o arena

u get 3d trial to unlock Theta container and thats it

[rugged stump]

how often do you play arena?

twitch drops are happenign so i'm a bit intrigued

[viral egret]

only to do dailies

[rugged stump]

i think back then people wanted arena but it was released people ragged on it pretty hard

[viral egret]

i havr likr 2k gp coins and i transfer money daily from arena

[rugged stump]

thank you for answering my questions bro

[gritty python]

they must have changed that then

[rugged stump]

just slwoly getting back into the rhythm again

[viral egret]

naur u just need 6 cause 5 is a odd number yk

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

np

5 is minimum but u should get 6.70 scav rep

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[gritty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[viral egret]

also DONT KILL SANTA

[rugged stump]

i dont plan to play PVE long, just to study the maps really. I'll transition to PVP soon.

[viral egret]

he gives -0.5 to -1 scav rep

[gritty python]

play the game however tf you want

[rugged stump]

so map transitioning is a thing now and I hear that when you do it, you can just transfer all your junk to the hideout

but you gotta load in the new map

[gritty python]

it’s limited and costs roubles but yes

[viral egret]

like up to 16 1x1 itme sonly

[gritty python]

btr offers the same option minus the transition

[viral egret]

its 4x4 box no?

[rugged stump]

do I gotta have the roubles on me or can I just use it from hideout?

[viral egret]

or 2x6 i dont recal

[viral egret]

have on u

transits r really buggy

u can use them.to exfil

[rugged stump]

ah man

[viral egret]

literally

u do transit then u wait for ur cursor to show up on screen ajd if u can move it

force crash the game

or task manager

[rugged stump]

I think before I had to put the game down a couple years ago was because of Reserve. Id idn't have red rebel and i was dying to D2 rats so many times

[viral egret]

and u should end up in main menu

[viral egret]

rr is like 1.2mil

on flea

its like scav junkbox

but makes reserve bearable

[rugged stump]

but i heard the loot table was nerfed in all maps now

[gritty python]

5% across the board

[viral egret]

ya

[gritty python]

[rugged stump]

i remember bitching that customs crackhouse barely has anyhthing

took me a couple runs to find sawale

[viral egret]

but tbh i dont feel it cause i started in hardcore wipe

[viral egret]

i found those easily on gz

tbh this wipe i had problems only with scav related quests

[gritty python]

“The game is not supposed to be fun”

[viral egret]

these mfs dont show up at all

[gritty python]

until you find a kappa item, then the entire local drunk man population begins an assault

[viral egret]

true

i dont havw any kappa items

because im so far from kappa

[gritty python]

yeah i mean the earlier you start holding them though the less you hate yourself when you get there

[viral egret]

i havent done more than 80 quests total nor have stash space for alat shit

[gritty python]

^fair enough

[viral egret]

btw its so ass rn

[rugged stump]

you guys plan to prestige?

[viral egret]

i got molested by 4 scavs on shoreline

because no helmets

unless arenalvl 106(im not even 70 yet)

[gritty python]

no thank you, i only have so much patience

[viral egret]

no bdsm sex mask means forced beanie

[gritty python]

beanie and tagilla gaming

[rugged stump]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VobnbQxph84

was killa ever this cracked?

[viral egret]

idk

[viral egret]

me and iedy found killa using tt pistol

why? rpk with drum was empty

2 dead pmcs

one guy with his rig fully 0'd out

literally torn apart

[gritty python]

murder scene

[viral egret]

he couldnt reload bc his rig had no 2x2 slot

[rugged stump]

sounds like Killa had a hell of a time

[viral egret]

that mf got split apart

[compact knoll]

bro

ahahahahahha

@ancient marsh

[gritty python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TwHUrc8ZbTM?si=epmLv-klV_IDQGFl

[gritty python]

the bosnian avenger

[viral egret]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LEtJLcyyISg?si=HQOgcOg16yjKPo8d

there is no fucking way

[rugged stump]

i got so many twitch drops, i hoe they dont expire

[viral egret]

1 week timer

delete commons keep rares n epics

epics can give docs and moonshine

and injectors for quests

[cyan garnet]

Not again

[keen sparrow]

there is a way

dude's a fucking dumbass

[fast garden]

I would love to see a time lapse of pmc edited health VS one obdolbos bleed proc with just barely enough health to survive it

Just to know how much damage it really does

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-gif-19686992

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @cyan garnet @gritty python

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3HPKw2kSODvUBwltMak635?si=6dc6488fbb6a4854
@little flame @keen sparrow
@fast garden @native crypt
"I've given thee courtesy enough. Now I fight as Hoarah Loux"
Honestly incredibly underrated fight and song

[glacial haven]

got scammed out of 7 mil when buying and sold for 22k, that's a power play I couldn't do

[glacial haven]

you're really that done with the game?

[soft coral]

another one coming to his senses

[keen sparrow]

it's funny though, they've had this shit out for years, making people re-do all the tasks over and over again.

It would stand to reason that a fair amount of people would have 1.0 done within a month of its release

as they've all had practice

all this hype and all this waiting, for some people to finish it before 2026.

[glacial haven]

The only reason why I am not really farming shit in Tarkov anymore either is, everything is the exact same outside of the items you need to farm and the last cutscene

If you saw one ending, you have basically seen them all

I am going to return to pvp with the seasonal characters most likely but as for the story line, idk, maybe I will finish it sometime when I am bored

[little flame]

At the gym rn

Should get key to the tower in 2 hours or so @stark torrent

[winged mica]

Propital

[low iris]

propital has a yellow tab

thats an ETG

[soft coral]

@winged mica @little flame @glacial haven

@keen sparrow

mann when that music hits

the lullaby of the giants as its called I think

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-its-so-peak-gohan-crying-gohan-its-so-peak-peak-gif-11211568239007237362

incredible choice to replay both games

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @little flame @viral egret
Timestamp: Artem waking up and turning on tarkov
https://youtu.be/aL32-pTsfII?si=nG7GGrzq3I7YuW8P&t=22

[soft coral]

stuffing himself with pizza

(its the 10th one hes had this week)

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

big fat chud hopping onto tarkov

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh the arena twitch drops gave me 5 mil rubles

as in 1 drop

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent https://youtube.com/shorts/LEtJLcyyISg?si=dxvIJLA0GKiXqMdE

this yalls goat?

[stark torrent]

i saw this one i have it saved

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[stark torrent]

king gg

[ancient marsh]

live tigz face

as he was listing the pack for 20000

@compact knoll https://youtube.com/shorts/Nw76NsBB8ms?si=egZeE6BoxR66Z3OW

[little flame]

??

how

wdym arena twitch drops

[stark torrent]

ye they have twitch drops for arena now

[little flame]

wtf

[viral egret]

tf where

[viral egret]

bro what

my scav got MAI AP

[little flame]

@stark torrent tarkov?

[viral egret]

wild scav name

tryna do setup, saw some guy literally just get evaporated by a grenade aluncher

[soft coral]

jack links is apparently beef jerky
@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

god bless

came close to getting a kill and die to a cheater

setup is horrid

slow walking around a wall bro fullsprints to me and prefires a corner

honestly refuse to do this quest until last

[little flame]

skill issue

[viral egret]

i shot a guy twice in the head with t46 and it ricochetted both times

i am not even bothering

ill just go farm ap20 slugs and do it that way

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

it really is skill issue

get flechette or piranha , go camp a popular spot and thats that

[viral egret]

i cant do anything about the guy who knows where i was instantly

[stark torrent]

happens, go next

[little flame]

i should get key to the tower in 30 min or so

u wanna play?

[stark torrent]

yeah

lemme know when u get it

[little flame]

will do

[fast garden]

For now yeah

I’ll come back at some point but like

There are other games I want to play

[little flame]

same

swapping back and fourth tho

[viral egret]

wtf was the shotgun with 4 MOA

[little flame]

i mostly just hate all the timegated retard bullshit

[viral egret]

or whats the best MOA on a shotgun

[viral egret]

i mean its the only thing nikita thinks of to extend the game at this point

[viral egret]

could literally just add a bit more questing that is fun and rewarding to get the shit needed instead of 24 more timegaates but "tarkov isnt ment to be fun" or wtv

[little flame]

skill issue

im having fun

enjoyed the kappa grin d

[viral egret]

i am having fun sometimes

[little flame]

grind

but some quests are so painfully unfun

like kills without dying

[viral egret]

nikita has too high standards for those quests especially with the quantity of cheaters rn

[keen sparrow]

yup

[viral egret]

it worked

@stark torrent @little flame oh wtf

[stark torrent]

ending dogtag

[viral egret]

thats insane

https://www.twitch.tv/nemonas20 its him

prestige 5 too

[fast garden]

The other thing is that this character isn’t gonna wipe

I already just don’t care about prestige or kappa enough as is for it to keep me glued to the game

But I can come back whenever

[glacial haven]

Understandable

[fast garden]

Also playing snowkov 24/7 makes my eyes hurt

But I’ve been enjoying nioh 2 and to a lesser extent lotf

[glacial haven]

I am just not invested enough in the endings to really force myself to play lmao

[fast garden]

The endings are just a lot man

And I don’t want to do labyrinth etc

Sure it’ll take one or two good runs or whatever

[glacial haven]

That’s the lesser evil, the biggest issue I have with them is just the sheer amount of brainless grinding

Grinding and waiting

[fast garden]

But I haven’t finished kappa in a few wipes because I refuse to touch bolties because they aren’t fun

[little flame]

@stark torrent lemme just finish my risk of rain 2 run

2 sec

[glacial haven]

Would I have had more fun on pvp? Maybe. But I would’ve still gotten bored just as quickly

[stark torrent]

just put the marlin in the bag

you can at least chain shots now and hope to hit head instead of miss 1 shot you dead

[fast garden]

Ironically enough I think I ended up having less fun with the lever for the sake of the tasks past the first few iron sight ones

[stark torrent]

• i saw your clips you have good aim

it does get stale i agree

after you are done with the quests you dont want to see any marlin ever

[little flame]

@stark torrent ready?

[stark torrent]

yea

[fast garden]

I can hear my parents throwing up from the other side of the house

It’s over man

It’s so over

It’s never been more over

[glacial haven]

Tf happened lmao

[fast garden]

Flu

[glacial haven]

Let’s hope that shit doesn’t spread

[fast garden]

I will be surprised if I don’t already have it and just don’t know yet

[keen sparrow]

yes

100%, because symptoms are your immune system responding to it. your body fighting it

[glacial haven]

Well, good luck

[fast garden]

Biblical timing if I get it bc it means I wouldn’t be able to go to this nursing class

[keen sparrow]

Just wash your hands frequently, try not to touch your own face too much, lol, you know the drill.

[fast garden]

The whole 9

Yeah

[keen sparrow]

nursing?

[fast garden]

The old people kind

[keen sparrow]

you going to be a nurse's aide? or

[fast garden]

Free class at NHC

CNA class

[keen sparrow]

based

I did CNA work for 3 years, CNA2 for 1

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[keen sparrow]

You ready to wipe ass for money?

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

It's actually not bad money either, depending how old you are

[fast garden]

Can’t be much different than playing tarkov with new players

[keen sparrow]

omg i remember i came on one night, was getting report from the last shift about my hall, i asked the brand new CNA if they'd emptied the colostomy bag in the room at the end of the hall on her last rounds

'i thought the nurse did that'

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

All but dragged her by the ear to that room, flipped the resident's bedding over and sure enough, puddle of liquid ass in the whole bed.

[keen sparrow]

you're Texas right? or was it someone else

[glacial haven]

Haven’t seen you around for a while either way, how’s it going with job hunting

[keen sparrow]

Pretty sure Texas has one if not the best licenses as it gets the most 'reciprocity' around other states if you ever move

Worst is california, obviously, lol

[fast garden]

Born Texas live TN

[keen sparrow]

ah okay

[fast garden]

Zero responses ever ofc

That’s why I’m banking on this class

Though one of my moms friends recommended some learning program to then do sales at dell? She wasn’t perfectly clear about what all it was but it sounded interesting

But that would also require me to get an apartment to stay over there which is just

Idk how that would work out yet

[soft coral]

yes yes

cool

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[glacial haven]

Yikes

[glacial haven]

"Sales at dell", like cold calling leads or what exactly is meant by "sales"

[viral egret]

jesus

dumped guy with flechette and scav still got bro

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Reminds me of Final Fantasy 14 music

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-dexter-morgan-idk-gif-2440520923239485215

[glacial haven]

sounds great

[fast garden]

i think its like

figuring out what a business needs for infrastructure

servers etc

[glacial haven]

huh

[fast garden]

and then selling them those things

[glacial haven]

I mean, if they are searching, sure

[soft coral]

god bless kaufland

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

forgot to close my discord aand phone almost called blood on video

gggs

[glacial haven]

[little flame]

[soft coral]

I didnt tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1458124827914403945/image.png?ex=695e8011&is=695d2e91&hm=b103c6a83324873c2a97d4c1542419aafef3acce81480eca7780a36cc511d2aa&

@little flame @glacial haven @stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow

y'all do this?

[compact knoll]

thinking of downloading CP

@stark torrent come my smiling friend

its time to enjoy tarkov

[viral egret]

hes taking a break

[stark torrent]

yeah we just did lighthouse for alle's dildo

[soft coral]

?????????????????????????????

[fast garden]

did you see what you just posted

[viral egret]

cp2077

[fast garden]

i walk in here bc ping

triple whammy

holding forskin shut

downloading cp

[ancient marsh]

bro jokes aside you might get banned on discord

[fast garden]

getting dildos

[compact knoll]

tarkov channel in a nutshell

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

or a job offer

[stark torrent]

theres a staaaaaaar maaaan waiting in the sky

[ancient marsh]

https://youtu.be/aL32-pTsfII?si=nG7GGrzq3I7YuW8P&t=22

[compact knoll]

i would become a moderator

[stark torrent]

Discord 1 - Israel 0

[viral egret]

pressed on the video got a random suicide awareness ad

[compact knoll]

it senses when you open tarkov

[soft coral]

do not abbreviate cyberpunk artyom

[glacial haven]

big guy pants okay

they slaughtered the spongebob ip in it's entirety lmao

[compact knoll]

bro he did the fucking sidorovich

word for word

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[fast garden]

agarthan portal open in hollvania

https://tenor.com/view/how-people-with-blue-eyes-look-at-you-blue-eyes-people-blink-scary-gif-3937667069785399993

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1458125586311418022/image.png?ex=695e80c6&is=695d2f46&hm=b805a9ce9a06f9ddfc101c7be23e9cc207209c329b3e4ff5d596bb4515b5565c&

[ancient marsh]

he's trying to blend in

[ancient marsh]

???

[glacial haven]

this shit has to be botted to fucking oblivion

[ancient marsh]

!topic @soft coral

[safe summit]

@soft coral

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[soft coral]

damn too bad I Dont care

[glacial haven]

I know that every major bots their songs, that's how you get charted

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-ashtar-sheran-gif-10695907235911658484

[glacial haven]

But holy shit, 16m on that shit should have a blaring siren going off in the fucking spotify headquarters

[fast garden]

im convinced no one listens to esdekid or whatever his name is

[compact knoll]

something about getting a headshot with a bolty makes me feel warm deep in my tummy

[glacial haven]

do you need medical attention? what the fuck is esdekid

[soft coral]

are you actually losing it

[ancient marsh]

no it's the parasite in the parasite kebab man

[soft coral]

.

[ancient marsh]

go see a doctor

[compact knoll]

what was that

uhhh

thing thaty 9x39 listened to

[fast garden]

i actually kinda like femtanyl icl

[glacial haven]

he looks like he jerks it for spotify plays alright

[fast garden]

thats what im saying bro

[compact knoll]

yeah thats the one

[fast garden]

17 million phones in indonesia

[compact knoll]

idk dude it feels like my ears are getting raped

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is jerk

[compact knoll]

just because you bashed your skull in on your keyboard in vs studio or whatever its called doesnt make it good music

[glacial haven]

what he does under the table to get into a playlist

[fast garden]

yeah i also listen to technical death metal so

theres a point

yknow

[soft coral]

its what people call "an industry plant"

[glacial haven]

that's a song name alright, literally says "Put this song in your playlists and create many tiktoks" in german

[fast garden]

you cannot be serious

jfc

[glacial haven]

he's an actual rapper, just ragebaits a fuck ton in his songs

he does not take this shit serious

quite literally

[fast garden]

"if only we saw the signs"

the signs in question

[soft coral]

honestly yuno miles the only OG one currently

[ancient marsh]

they still haven't discovered subtelty in germany

[glacial haven]

this is the album cover, he saw agartha in his dreams

this is what he looks like normally

[fast garden]

who tf is this

[glacial haven]

SSIO, just a german rapper

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

But we ain't talking some no name

[fast garden]

bro genuinely whitewashed himself

[glacial haven]

fentanyl vibe

actual song name btw.

[viral egret]

CUSTOMS W

[glacial haven]

I couldn't even try to translate some of his lyrics, the type of derogatory terms he is using have no translation in english

[stark torrent]

insane pull

[viral egret]

smu06 bag too

if i can get out only

[soft coral]

ok for some reason

freya's attacks as a vaklyrie in ragnarok are horribly telegraphed

she just stands there doing nothing

and just fires shit

[stark torrent]

that one has no value but it is rare , i would wear it

[viral egret]

dont need it for kappa?

[glacial haven]

© Balenciaga

[stark torrent]

no , you need evasion armband

that is the twitch rivals

[viral egret]

damn

W item then

i got out with ledx

no setup kills but that's a nice find

20 mis into raid aswell i was expecting shit to be looted tbh

[stark torrent]

you can also do setup with the mp18 if u feel like camping

[viral egret]

tried mp18

shot a guy twice and both times ricochet

off his helmet

[stark torrent]

ass ammo

[viral egret]

and then a chinese cheater killed me

with a stock akm from big red and no armor

[viral egret]

T-46M so 41 pen

guy got lucky or whatever

was aiming at a guy with it who had no helmet and was doing setup and he blew up

some guy gp25'd him

there is no winning with this game

[little flame]

@stark torrent new arena drops

also 50 min left on craft

i also got 5 mil from, drops iedy

lmao

thats so nice

wtf

[soft coral]

Cock

[viral egret]

tf how

do u get thme

[little flame]

just watch arena

when u login it gives u it automatically

if u claim it on twitch ofc

[viral egret]

damn

which streamers haave it or what

who tf even palys arena

apparently axel

time to go play teamfight bruh

6/50 kills

what is blessing my eyes

enemy team full of cheaters in this match

3 guys prefiring everyone

didnt even exit spawn, sat infront of gate and got headshot by a bolty

god bless

what a good quest

[stark torrent]

how is this possible

[compact knoll]

i mean i got ultra med from cultist

[viral egret]

fucking

5.5mil there

[little flame]

brooo wtf

[stark torrent]

yes but this neighbour got two

thats 4 mil

nvm i just got one from intel center

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

@compact knoll @little flame

you have 27 minutes before we go to labs

XoXo

[viral egret]

5

ultramed is 2.5 to 3mil

[little flame]

no

[viral egret]

i checked wanted to buy sme

[little flame]

we are going lightkeeper first

[viral egret]

decided not

[ancient marsh]

it's fucking everywhere man

all over the screen

all over the walls

the keyboard

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

isnt this a fucking news channel

[ancient marsh]

behind every news station is an activism slop mill

[viral egret]

teamfight is so cancer man

[little flame]

btw iedy when i woke up this morning i realised i forgot to put in enough fuel for the whole craft

[viral egret]

im against retards and my team is losing

[little flame]

[viral egret]

ggs

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[compact knoll]

you are

retarded sir

you need the green one

[little flame]

had a red notification

[little flame]

LMAO

[viral egret]

whas the difference

also

[stark torrent]

no all 3 work

[viral egret]

tf iss that keycard used for

i know blue opens well blue kkeycard door but the craft is it the same blue key or what

[stark torrent]

bagamias pula

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

fucking retarded devs

[little flame]

"lemme grab you by the balls while i tell u this"

[little flame]

golden truege

[viral egret]

bro

i cant wait for this teamfight quest to be done

the event one

i can finally enjoy normal gamemodes after

he healed his leg and then went to fight

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll do you not have the keycard or is it 1 use

[viral egret]

didnt even heal his thorax

[rugged stump]

do you feel that arena helps you out in Pvp skills?

[viral egret]

my teammaataes teamkkilled eachother

[rugged stump]

i'm considering just buying it

[viral egret]

i am just jumping off ata this point

[viral egret]

yesn't

[rugged stump]

yes and no?

[viral egret]

it helps me get strength and skills up for pvp

and levels for traders

but not pvp skill entirely

ykwim

[compact knoll]

i do

but you have to craft it too

i think

[stark torrent]

i think i have to craft any to get the check on the objective

then access the room with yours

[compact knoll]

if it ticks your objective

than i can open it yeah

[stark torrent]

dogshit game

[viral egret]

god bless this guy for being an actual competnet player in this team

may his family have a jolly january

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @glacial haven @viral egret

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[viral egret]

goood bless

only 20 more games to go

[little flame]

skill issue

[viral egret]

i mean i am actually doing wonderful for this quest

i am killing like 1 guy per match so

it could be worse ( 0 in 7)

[little flame]

holy fucking

my god

[viral egret]

sir it could be worse for my skill level

i could be going 0 in 7 for all i know

[little flame]

ur basically going 0-7 tho

1 is horrendous per match 😭

[viral egret]

i am going 7 in 7 which is aactually quite nice

[little flame]

oh

[viral egret]

hey, my best was 4 in 1 match

[little flame]

u meant per round?

[viral egret]

yeah

mb

[little flame]

thats fine then

ye

thought u meant 1 per whole game

lmao

[viral egret]

naur its 5-8 pper whole game

somehow

depends if i fight cheaters or not then it drops to 3

right now i am against legit players and going good

wild

[little flame]

bro im finding

fucking

ppsh mags

everywhere theres ammo spawns

i hope he died

[viral egret]

who

actually a good round for me rn 3 kills

sks is nice

we are not being serious what the fuck

bro is not even aimed in

[little flame]

@stark torrent get in vc craft done in a few min

[viral egret]

hipfired me from across the map

[little flame]

time to visit epstein

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

could be worse

[fast garden]

this was the most entertaining thing i have read all day

when bsg gives you more than one choice

all but one are wrong

you should know better

[fast garden]

the cams are turbo desynched

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

it checks the quest so artyom will open it for me but yeah

fuck bsg

[fast garden]

"its changed"

the single seat on the boat:

cuck god nikita

hello my name is nikita i made unfathomable dogshit

[viral egret]

he shot me 5 times

while sitting there

and the whole footage after i did die he didnt move

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[viral egret]

not gonn respondto that

[wintry ridge]

[hallow stream]

"Please please please let this cultist circle be good"

[soft coral]

dad paid how much for gas

[little flame]

@stark torrent not bad

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent cmere bruv

[little flame]

bro people on lighthouse island are so friendly

this guy came up to me while running to southern road

and spammed his flashlight a few times and he said "didnt wanna scare you"

😭

[viral egret]

yeah bruh cause if u shoot someone on the island zryachiy will touch u

@ancient marsh was looting pmc

on factory as scav

scav comes up to me

the MOMENT i put on ssh helmet he shot me with shotgun and didnt kill me and i dumped him

ggs man

greedy mfs

[little flame]

bro i said outside

are u sped

he literally followed me to southern

sry that was rude

im tired as shit

my bad

[viral egret]

oh i didnt se

its fine

bro what the fuck

@ancient marsh

is there a explanation lion

[ancient marsh]

was ur head or chest blacked

[viral egret]

no

its arena

red

mf killed me with vibes

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret @hollow patrol

[viral egret]

cumge

green trucks

[hollow patrol]

Interesting...

[stark torrent]

sometimes the lion just cant

[viral egret]

jesus christ

u killed the whole lobby

[little flame]

66.6

made him get off

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh power went out mid round gg

[ancient marsh]

ggs

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-oh-fuck-explosion-tripwire-the-boys-gif-26106214

[viral egret]

W play?

this team is so ass i cant bro

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1032354363735281836/1248123209476210801/VID_62530730_011414_110.mov?ex=695e8212&is=695d3092&hm=61b7060eacb7fce511362f2047ad69d38315dba7eda1dc517c1c5d87f80a79a0&

[brittle sinew]

Passat would never

[compact knoll]

@little flame come watch always sunny

[viral egret]

hello?? can i spawn in?

[viral egret]

finally did it

[rugged stump]

awww damn, arena is a 55 gig separate download

lol

[soft coral]

what does an escalator say when it stops working?
nothing. it just stairs.
@stark torrent @compact knoll @brittle sinew @little flame @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sinbadsrevenge-gif-687142250901810128

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bowing-thank-you-tom-and-jerry-take-a-bow-chasing-gif-20784169

[pseudo storm]

DIE!

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1298440396463935660/1355422089888141382/togif.gif?width=683&height=854

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Reminds me of that one time i played Cards Against Humanity with an autistic in-law

“When you get to heaven so will see _ _ _ _ _”

This chick played the card “Ghosts.”

[soft coral]

hitler

[pseudo storm]

Mussolini even

[keen sparrow]

edgelords

[keen sparrow]

I had to watch the clip because i thought that this image was AI generated

[rugged stump]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[rugged stump]

played 2 games of Arena, not bad. Definitely good practice for me transitioning back to PVP soon

mostly playing checkpoint

[viral egret]

try LH

last hero

[rugged stump]

apparently thats the only game mode that'll reward you with money even if you're terrible

just looking up on tips on reddit about it

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

it'd be peak to be running around Customs at night, and there's 5 of them, 'moons out goons out, and you just get BRRRRRRRT

lmfao

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-woah-andy-dwyer-chris-pratt-gif-14973712

[viral egret]

shoot everyone all heads

every ammo in arena pierces all helmets

exception being enforcer helmets

[stark torrent]

gonna try this DLSS 4.5 on the nvidia app

[rugged stump]

Should I bother with m995 ammo?

[viral egret]

could try

Scar-L starting preset has M995 if im not wrong

it's like the only 556 that pens vulkan-5

i just use MCX with CBJ or ASh12 with ps12b

the blunt damage fuks them up anyway

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

bro what is he trying to tell us

is nikita retarded

[little flame]

nikita schizoposting

ggs

[viral egret]

he is NOT pplaying arena

[hearty oar]

I wonder can i sniping with this...

[cyan garnet]

Aim for head and a-d spam like every other retard

Usually works

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

a man cant afk in peace on labs

@viral egret wanna do some arena

gotta wait like 14 more hours for Kerman to give me the device

pay 40btc

then go streets to pick it up

then 24h keycard craft

whoever made these timelocks fuck you

[viral egret]

cannot