#💣tarkov-released
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stroking my shit vmax style
i could do that
my internet is so shit rn for no reason i sohuld restart route rbefore i play
i need to go open marked room on customs and mark the shit there too damn
me when artyom's sister
bag niste raiduri pe customs?
or well, could be anything
ah ok
bro i got a backend error while doing nothinhg @glacial haven
nah , nu mai am chef de tarkov akm
how can this shit happen
ok, ma duc sa fac rite of passage atunci
yeah
i literally tabbed out of the game and it did that
your game is constantly synchronising shit in the background, checking stuff, loading, notifications etc.
each request can fail and then it leads to that
it does retry I would imagine but who actually knows what they are doing
bibcoin miner
catching strays
we all know you back tomorrow for tarkov


you are a funny guy
still looking for goons with my friend
prob go sleep soon
just do it solo its an easy one
cry about it
@stark torrent @glacial haven @compact knoll
@stark torrent gg we got em
lmao
weak.
Bro got blue balled playing Tarkov lmao
wanted to do a fuckin raid and ended up trying to find out why i cant bind mouse scroll up with mouse4 for zoom in
decided i should leave ti with alt not mouse4
Moderately pog
no idea
I hate this, lol
If you don't type these out exactly with custom bullets the gun won't work
Thanks BSG

Double RPG mono from the top rope

theyre often on sale
also the only actual dlc imo is the valhala dlc
the rest is skins and extra classes
@keen sparrow
dont get fooled

11 hour player btw
this game hitboxes are so fucked
either my gun had no ironsights or smth because i was aiming at brodies head with a mp9
gonna go customs maybe i can graab the stupid lighter
golden swag 
man i remember when i was doing that quest some mf was setting tripwires to the fucking cabin by big red
honestly dorms is harder
imo
i cn take long rnge fights easier than a cqc fight
especially now that you have no hellmets so
1 buuckshot pellet can and will 1 tap
otherwise i have to farm arena level 106 for the bdsm mask
i do have a few masks but i dont wanna lose them yet
nape bug is annoying but i don't die enough to it to switch

mom and dad DONT watch the tv
mom ill put someyoutube for myself on the tv
how dare you were watching this alooo
guy with 100 rounder m4 all full of m855

oh ggs i dont have dorm room key for the ligher one
bro what it went down by 1 scav??
god bless it just randomly failed while killing savs
@stark torrent transit bug didnt work wtf did they patch it
i went out exactly as the cursor showed up on screen
now i gotta go on factory fml
Nope but factory matching times can be very fast to u should do it earlier
i did it like as early as possible
and it took me still 2 minutes to match into factory
atleast i got out
rite of passage almost donne though 
zamn

okay that's kinda gucci
time to grind niflheim all day
@keen sparrow
whoever's idea was it to put wulvers in the ivaldi workshop
I hope you die
you are wrong
I wont even mother killing enemies tbh it takes like 75% of your fucking mist bar to kill 1 room
AND KRATOS CAN"T CLIMB A LEDGE
IF HES 2 PIXELS TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT
legit every room is wulvers
yeah bro cool I'm not fighting that
7 power level
wulver hits me once
I die
??? ok
the wind is so loud
@stark torrent shturman can and will see u on the christmas tree islaand on woods
just found out on scav
caught your scent
i was scavving
oh shit he's playing

tbh
hero siege can be quite addicting
but very very grindy
oh i can already tell, lol
the soundtrack ain't too bad either
@viral egret wanna money run on woods?
sur
cant wait for new season

Lowkey kinda same

WHAT ARE WE DOING
Wasting life on a shit game
Woah buddy! You can't say that. I'm forwarding your message to Nikita.
Go ahead.
Shitty game that people play only due to its pain-satisfaction cycle.
Whatever you say, addict
why does this mf even have fucking access to the channel at this point
what are thooooose
Hello this is Nikita Buyanov speaking. Faack you men. Whatj you sey men? Whatj you sey about my game? Faack you. Fack you.
idek bruh
remove this guy
hes just being a bitch for no reason
like genuinely retardation
dude has everything on him insane scav right there
but gods shittiest gun wtf is that
wanna do arena dailies
"TEEACHERRRR, REX IS POSTING OUT OF POCKET SHIT AGAIN"

who meee?
no?
the wind guy
all he does is waste his life away shitting on us
lmao
kinda ironic
i thought i was the only one that noticed
he isn't in here often, but boy when he is, lmao
hes just obnoxious and annoying
he is chinese
🇨🇳
nah im busy
mooods hes gooniing
So we are just posting softcore porn now
It's cultural enrichment
📚 saigon
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one of the sickest [underground] rappers today that is [lyrically] [respected] by most rappers. rumors passed that g-unit tried to sign hiim but he turned down the deal.
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NOT the capital of vietnam, the capital of vietnam is Hanoi
damn that letter p jont by saigon is fukin sick as fuk featuring the [legendary] kool g rap [got damn] ive been bangin this for 5 hours straight I POP A PUSSY PERSON FOR PURPOSELY PURPETRATIN HELL YEH
i visited the capital of vietnam, hanoi, during my [summer vacation]
Vietnam ye
Screenshot
@soft coral @keen sparrow you guys should try Dungeon Siege 2
man i played the shit out of that game as a kid , what a game
no
how tf did i never discover this when it came out
although, in 2005 i was playing like.. Neverwinter Nights, Gothic 2, Runescape, and Morrowind
I had a lot on my plate back then
lol, that's some Book of Enoch level poetry language right there
really my favourite childhood game after Rome Total War , i remember quotes and items from this game even today
this is 97 cents on steam rn btw
yeah
wtf is going on with steam this week, they're practically giving game saway rn
looks like top down morrowind
that's me with Age of Mythology
down from 30$ to 7.50
WHAT IS HAPPENING
This steam winter sale is fuckin lit
ye
a lot of people didnt really buy it as original has all the mods and the only mod that will be good Imperrium Surrectum is being worked on stil
and Remastered kinda sucks
it has some issues , mainly the Mobile Game UI
The 'stare at her butt' game is on sale!
it's very tiny and can barely see the writing and shit on a big 144p screen
doesnt she literally kill you if you do
nier automata is meh
she'll kick the camera or some shit iirc
it is all over the place.
I wouldn't say it's bad, but it's trying to be too many things at once
ye
Anyway you guys are excited for new games requiring hardware that will be impossible to afford
meh
Cant wait for GTA 6 to require 64gb of RAM , gonna have to sell my car to afford it
thats why u play old games
I do love booting up shit like the OG sims that i played at 800x600 resolution on my now 4K monitor
Sims 3 with mods is goat
but i cant lie Sims 2 has some crazy details in it that makes it so good
Did anyone ever fix the like... time freeze bug that would inevitably brick every save ever?
Sims 3 is truly so so peak but that engine based bug kept me away
"it's all over" yeah i bet it is 
2B does have a great physique, whoever made that model did a superb job
Yeah , there are performance mods to fix that shit , i lost good saves to that cringe doshit bug
and its indeed when the game goes over 3.4gb of RAM
cause 32 bit

omfg was that really what caused it?
Yeah
also Sims having bad pathing did it cause it overloaded the memory + Horses couldnt path anything for shit
even straight lines
i just disable horses , saves your game
this is just peak nostalgia-bait for me
lmao just killed 3 people while going towards usec checkpoint
for btr
not gonna loot any of em
Wasn't there an insane story about why that guy was even on that flight?


THEY MUST HAVE CHANGED SPAWNRATES
lowkey some of the muspelheim stuff is ABSOLUTELY disgusting
It's becoming a legit problem
ok I went back and did it first try

I feel like
with the muspelheim challenges its not about skill
but what runic attacks u use
nobody cares ivan shut the fuck up
Sub-contractors are sending their bosses Chat-GPT'd images of home renovations being finished when they're really not
ok thats mean
overall what is the stronger weapon, axe or blades - speaking of combos and shit
neither
like maxed out
pog
though i may not be into GoW at all, this chat would be kinda dead without Ivan
I suppose axe has better tap dmg than blades
I'd say neither is better than the other
you need to properly learn to juggle the 2 and their combos for max dmg output
also dawg I hate living in Bulgaria
yeah i saw some coke players doing the no dmg runs
no dmg runs aren't hard
did all valkyries no dmg on this run
only annoying enemies imo
are wulver and revenants
one is stupidly tanky
while the other is unhittable half the time
and u have to spam BOY arrows
Buddhist protest against their discrimination by the installed Catholic president
don't care, too busy playing tapkob as a clanker
sir your neck is floating
cheaters help the game 🤖
?
GET THAT FILTHY CLANKER BITCH OFF THE STARSHIP!!!
This looks so retarded, i love it
I love all the challenges
apart from the "quick enemies in quick succession" one
where u need to kill however many enemies at the same time
that shit is SOOOOOOOOOOOO RNG based
ok I'm getting into the flow of this
the muspelheim fires are flowing through me and I'm straight up flame cresting my shit rn hard fam
rn I got lava on my shit I'm stroking my chaos blades my axe pommel creamy
@keen sparrow @little flame @stark torrent
so anyway guys how are you
what am i reading
good
u?
just fkn bored
idk what to play
kinda crazy that when I know what to do and how to do it I'm straight up speedrunning the challenges
already on number 4 or something
ggs
soon valkyrie
the final one that has the valkyrie piece
wait I just realized I'm close to completing the trials
trial 4: 1st one is 100 enemies which is ez considering I'm high power level
and 2nd is dont let enemies capture the little turd
theyre really not as bad as I remember
Brother just go play gamma or something wtf is this asscrap
spt enjoyers need to be medically studied
The robot's eatin peas
this mf eatin beans
Kinda funny how u get like triple the amount of exp that u would normally need to upgrade the skills
Mods having a conversation. Word around the office meme. 4chan ylyl thread.
sure
@ancient marsh post that gif
i was looking for it too but must be Xal's own gif which makes him sus
also artyom come labs
ego checked a w keyer
lmao
i insta hs him when whe peeked
when he*
this game is so fucking dumb
😭
wtf is iedy running bro
banana outfit
@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden
it does look badass tho

camping in yellow
im so fucking pisseedddddddddddddddddddd
i had so much
fucking
loot
lmao
this guy is selling 10 leddies
ZEUS
DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE
accidentally friendly fired because i thought it was opp
@little flame you want to come lighthouse?
come get kills
67

im on a good risk of rain run
got laser scope and 10 crit items
dagestani armory specialty
@little flame https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bc2k72lRu-A
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@stark torrent
@compact knoll
bro thought he was rat
seeing this with no people in it
its like berlin after ww2
Nothing but destruction and silence
naur
@stark torrent 2 kills as pscav gg
guy camping with mosin and guy with ak104
ground zero
i just wanted my drill man
2nd one was just pscav shooting me for whatever reason
didnt even kill him apparently even though i shot him in the head with ak104 the 2nd guy
a-gg @stark torrent @little flame barter for razor is gone
nvm it doesnt show up unless u press the III thing which is ertarded
bullshit nikita
im gonna restart my game maybe it shows back up
now the csope renders ggs
tried to go ground zero died immediately to a cheater im getting off rfuck this game
First haircut in 7 months
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Why u look like Anton Chigurh 😭
I really so though huh
‘call it’
Let’s see if i did this right
“Off to play tarkov again, i love this game”
FUCK
It looks fine in procreate, why you do this discord
Me and all my fellow Tarkov players
Why this mf look like an anton chegur who uses pronouns
That’s funny because i fucking hate the pronouns thing
I get asked mine all the time, i tell them ‘whatever you want i dont care’
I'm stealing this
Please if you get the transparency to work, lemme know
Can you do it for this one
It's still peak
Dude can cycle a bolt-action like this from a pronated position, but our pmc does it like the gun is full of peanut butter https://youtube.com/shorts/91hrVjZ0y4k?si=5CRQMtVmyKZcjRh8
That's because the Carcano Fairy came to tarkov to magic all bolts to be shitty Carcano bolts
Know the lore bud
Didn't have Carcano references on my bingo card, fuck

too true though. Amazon's logistics have regenerating cobwebs.
I think that’s okay
The way early game is rigged against you set up, it’s damn near impossible to prog on level 1 stash
Bro is falling down the unheard slippery slope
oh man i am not looking forward to atreus' nagging in ragnarok
@keen sparrow
@keen sparrow
im sending postcards like this like a gradnma in her 80s from now own

Lads, lemme tell ya -- drop the Venezuela topic in this server
ggs king
barber was lowkey kinda cute
so I asked her what she does for work

@gritty python @keen sparrow @native crypt
@fast garden @ancient marsh
A second Iedy Tarkov Reddit comment has hit the shithole
People are having a 2nd Venezuela in the comments
If she is young enough she might have multiple jobs 
that "her" saved your entire career
I dont take chances
Young people get multiple jobs to afford rent.
Not uncommon.
Shit is fucked.
despite being the 17% of the friend group, @ancient marsh makes up for 51% of the body weight
I thought it was iedy
is he the other 49?

iedy makes up the 51% of the muscle mass
ah true he goes jim
Having a what? Lol
What if i told you
also wtf is kitty kitty , emmy and potato skins
the fk y'all americans eat dawg
Where i live, everyone sounds like that
south?
No fucking clue, that sounded like drug slang
South dakota, lmfao
I know south has that accent where everyone that sounds like that is a certified turbo racist
ooh
Idolatry
they should replace one of the heads with King Von tbh
south dacota is very north
Yup
But it’s rural
Oh, yeha, idk why we don’t just have dakota
Or carolina
And then there’s virginia and west virginia
West virginia is fucked
just uncalled for
tell me it didn't make you smirk a little bit
such a good woods raid
go emercom camp
no good ammo
8 supply crates were empty from the start
winter be like
@viral egret @keen sparrow @ancient marsh @compact knoll @gritty python @remote fox @cyan garnet
rdr2 horse balls
get home and do the hand warmer trick
Nah I let them thaw out over the fire
why are you like this
just dont burn them
shit is gonna smell of smoke
what the fuck do you want you fucker
@stark torrent did you get the new lightkeeper task
in 5 hours

also need 12 hours to craft the batya tapes
bsg
i go make food than we play okay
cant craft both at the same time because you only get 1 moreman phone so 5:37 hours each
sure
Gonna smell of charred pig
Goddamm this shit ugly
Just like yo momma

@keen sparrow
Straight cinema
the little snowflakes on his coat
pretty cool composition yeah
Yes Iphones are known for sucking
android phones are better than this dogshit man
I get it that they try to be innovative but they sacrifice user friendliness
wet fire would be great ahh comment
i aam blessed to be a android chad
rex hop on vc to watch GoW
It is 4:51 AM or i would. I hate being in VC if i can't talk.
I will be respectful to the other 4 adults in my household and refrain.

maybe some other time
doesn't help we're on opposite sides of the goddamn planet

@keen sparrow @stark torrent dad about to ask me for 25 hours of unpaid labor on a chill saturday
I know i should be asleep when this channel starts lighting up
4 minutes left on ground zero (scav) and some bum is camping still
ggs man
cant win with losers
serves u right for playing GZ
it's so weird they even gave him a dad-bod
instead of GoW
kratos does NOT have a dad bod dude
like they did really well turning kratos into a bowling ball
Have u seen how jacked he is?
wild
thats NOT a dad bod
he is clearly rotund in this photo
its an illusion
if you say so
ty men 
Tarkov having MMO mechanics is depressing af
@stark torrent
I used to eat a dish all the time as a kid, tf was it called
Plov
it was like, grated carrot, rice, onion, and chicken, all in one big pot
yeah looked just like this
WTF

oh damn them chicken?
Time for peak @stark torrent @keen sparrow
Kicking myself in the behind for moving when i did
Christopher Judge was at a convention in Portland recently
gonna do a few last heros for another lega
jfc that's a big laser
so fucking painful
but those rewards broooo
@viral egret dailies?
awww heeeelll nah
muuuch better
my god
what?
@stark torrent go
eating then be there
decided to eat during afternoon dinner but i did go to fridge and took a sip of jager to get heated up

this is how it starts

Drinking on an empty stomach, yeah
look at me in 10 years I will be beating up my wife becasuse the chicken is cold
pro alcoholic strat
I ate
I said DINNER
illiterate fuck

not u alle
not to eat
nah idk what youre talking about
decided not to eat, but i drank
bussin
bro's arguing with me about how to speak english
i've been speaking it longer than you've been alive
bros mad

i'm just befuddled
sur
like how could you be this retarded
this wasn't meant for here
we all saw that
woopsie

WOOPSIE
no u didn't
I've posted worse 3 times in the last week, lol
twice last day
doge
@viral egret @keen sparrow @stark torrent
puppy
very cute dog
its a wolf
dogge
makes no sense though
they train while youre in the hideout too
drain*
its a fucking filter
Yeah why
No
its....its a filter.
Without this mod i’m wasting money by not being in raid 24/7
And with 70 mods i will make it not.. that
Gotta love it though
first person in history to write fantasy said to themselves
"what if I write about shit that doesn't exist"
just dont play tarkov atp
lmao
No
By that logic we shouldn’t touch stalker, booting that shit up with 554 mods, lol
Super HIV acquired
@pallid bolt @keen sparrow caption this
colors are washed out because of HDR dont mind it
When you meet the guy she told you not to worry about
When you call your dad to tell him there's a monster under your bed
me , @stark torrent and @little flame /or @compact knoll in the vc about to cause some havoc once more
(I'm the one pouring jager)
@pallid bolt @keen sparrow @fast garden
you must be new here
hello new person in this channel welcome welcome
to answer your retarded question
Because I fucking want to.
one thing I love about 2018 and ragnarock
is the verticality
not many games play with verticality and it its quite nice that they included levels and dungeons like that
@stark torrent get back here
damn
"IM COMING IN" gets tked
bro
i cant with these lobbies
im gonna fucking call this guy 50 slurs
You playing arena or are you playing normal sharty with randoms?
labs
..
this guy is so fucking retarded
I would just wait for iedy and co instead of torturing yourself by playing with retards
dunno if iedy wants to go labs
Idk but you can win with great friends
finished the quest
its fine
@little flame go lighthouse

really
@stark torrent pull up his deleted msges
we all know the shit you said in vc
what map and where
lighthouse OR
once I'm in court Its over for me
the moment they pull up the tarkov vc logs
we're cooked.
we will all testify to get you hanged
oh thank you men 
????
fucking kratos forearms
https://youtu.be/OO14VSx74MU?si=ZNEX1h5C2xMG-grs
@little flame @stark torrent @keen sparrow @compact knoll
Study with me.
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@little flame
@glacial haven
lol
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