💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

oo yeah, even with cheaty SPT mod attachments, it is still mediocre, lol

[soft coral]

alo cock

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @ancient marsh @fast garden @gritty python

mom checking the channels
goes through football one
some team is playing in pink clothes
"omg look at them in ping clothes can yo believe this , who plays in pink clothes they look like fa-"

[keen sparrow]

your mom is such an OG

[soft coral]

sry mom I was NOT familiar with your game

[keen sparrow]

This looks so retarded i love it

[soft coral]

it does

but u know what is cooler?

replaying god of war

[keen sparrow]

Should show your mom jeffree star, lmao

[soft coral]

downloaded ragnarok as well yesterday while playing 2018

to have it ready

[fast garden]

One of the biggest disappointments of 2025

Some guy prone on woods ate 4 shots to the chest area from the side, got up and ran away

Didn’t run the gun after that

[keen sparrow]

That's just plain theft

[fast garden]

At least the mod4 is fucking stupid good

Quest was worth

Even though I played all of like

A week after getting it

[keen sparrow]

Apparently Birdeye is supposed to spawn with this in SPT

If i die to it imma just ALT-f4

It's enough for big pipe to have GLs. Birdeye doesn't need one too

[fast garden]

Haha

What are the ammo stats for that fucked up thing

[keen sparrow]

Literal fucking grenades

[fast garden]

Timed fuse? No shrapnel count?

That’s what I was interested in

[keen sparrow]

Oh. I could open the ammo JSON

[fast garden]

My HE grenade round with 43 pen

What bullet are those stats copied off of

[soft coral]

yo momma dildo

[keen sparrow]

Hers was bright orange

[soft coral]

AAAAALRIGHT

TMI

TMI

[fast garden]

Bro tried to yo momma Rex

Payed the ultimate price

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[keen sparrow]

I used to grab it from her nightstand and crank the wheel at the bottom to the max setting, and leave it on the living room table

it would just spin in place

she would yell my first middle and last name when she seen it there

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

si the random garbage after "itemTplToClone": is just

[fast garden]

Whelp

[keen sparrow]

So they're all modified 40mm nades

[fast garden]

Fair enough

[keen sparrow]

i haven't tried the gun yet

should i hack it to myself? take it to lighthouse?

[fast garden]

The one thing I enjoyed in spt

Using guns right away

[soft coral]

fellas

I'm not looking forward to this part

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3xJbVoB5fvWhCV8hVhsU5b?si=LqCav4YQRmOsLjBaagzM0w

@fast garden @keen sparrow

https://tenor.com/view/hodl-meme-crypto-gif-8440685405279941522

I dont have euros in my wallet

but god bless we can pay with leva until 31st of january

[soft coral]

as a Bulgarian

I think it's beautiful that for christmas and new years our parents send us to beat our neighbours up with sticks for money

[fast garden]

I don’t think birdeye needs that man

[keen sparrow]

I haven't seen him with it yet

[soft coral]

not immersed

[keen sparrow]

It's usually his scuffed SR-25 or m700, and the M4 with 180 rounds of flesh ammo

[keen sparrow]

lol, you don't like BSG's height shader for putting snow on the first person arms?

[soft coral]

youre literally using the force

to insert that mag in

pack it up unc you're not luke skywalker

[keen sparrow]

OOOOH

lmao

[soft coral]

there u go

[keen sparrow]

it'd probably look better with vanilla Tarkov's big meaty male sausage fingers

[soft coral]

yes

[keen sparrow]

The snow shader is stupid too though

[soft coral]

what is that thumbnail jellyfin

[keen sparrow]

Just colour any surface that the sun would be shining on, pure white

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

the little turd should watch this episode

of the 6th volume

bro hitting that

[keen sparrow]

I wish everyone could have a little turd like my little turd

[keen sparrow]

mogging on everyone

[soft coral]

they have 2 episodes like this

first one was when barbara and the other dude directed it

this episode is from the last original volumes

this is from the chuck jones era

yeah there it is

the Cat Concerto is from the william hannah and joseph barbara era @keen sparrow

the stance

the aura

[keen sparrow]

isn't hannah barbara supposed to be like, peak animation?

[soft coral]

yes

during that time

tom and jerry was considered to be in its golden era

[keen sparrow]

My GF would know more about it, she went to college for animation

[soft coral]

idk if chuck jones animated but he did the main production

he still had some gems dont get me wrong

I think both eras are good

the second era has more fluid motion

scenes feel softer

[keen sparrow]

She's always going on about how Disney screwed over Don Bluth

and that whole decades long feud

one man vs Disney

[soft coral]

not too big into disney

[keen sparrow]

She can draw their artstyle perfectly

it's kinda creepy

[soft coral]

bro I cant

[keen sparrow]

Like telling ChatGPT to make a picture of you in the style of Hayao miyazaki

but, it's a person doing it, not the clanker

[soft coral]

there wont be a time in my life in which i wont love tom and jerry

[ancient marsh]

framerate of a game trailer in 2004

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

cinema episode

[soft coral]

do a potion like tom does in the episode and give it to him

[keen sparrow]

you mean Dr jekyll mr mouse?

jesus i'm retarded

[keen sparrow]

that's literally what you posted

[soft coral]

yes.

yes.

[keen sparrow]

seeing the spoon turn into a burnt matchstick after he stirred it unlocked like a core memory

[soft coral]

the fly sips a bit and dies

[keen sparrow]

Sorry, this Barrett Grenade Launcher has massively fucked my stash

thing is a chonker

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2LNMhZ3YijTO7USmqjgJfG?si=69e0842e3b654b43

[keen sparrow]

omg i get to get a haircut this saturday

I haven't had one since

jfc

[soft coral]

obligatory "havent done X thing since last year" joke

[keen sparrow]

i get that yeah, December 23rd would've been retarded dad joke

bro, this was 7 months ago

[soft coral]

I get mine cut every 2/3 months

but its because I get an undercut

[keen sparrow]

GF has been trying to tell me 'it hasn't been that long' when i tell her it's been 6 months

[ancient marsh]

whoever made the spawns on woods is a fucking drooling retard

90% of spawns have zb14 outskirts exits

even once that are close to it

[soft coral]

cuz bsg forgot to adjust them when they expanded

scroll past some woman on tinder
"I hav a kid time to find someone who will appreciate both of us"

[ancient marsh]

when they expanded

[soft coral]

WRAP IT UP

[soft coral]

8 years to enter 1.0 btw

[keen sparrow]

that's a trap

[soft coral]

I am aware rex

[keen sparrow]

never ever

you will always be #2

[soft coral]

plus shes 23

girl

[keen sparrow]

if she has her priorities straight

has a kid at 23?

https://tenor.com/view/oopsies-ohno-gif-25793283

[soft coral]

when did u had yours?

[keen sparrow]

30

[soft coral]

aight thats respectable

[keen sparrow]

My mother had me when she was 18

[soft coral]

slurs wont be thrown at u today

[keen sparrow]

I ain't repeating someone else's mistakes if i don't have to

[soft coral]

yeah but they lived during the 'nam

at that point you didnt know if your husband would live to see 30

so everyone was speedrunning shit

[keen sparrow]

My mother was 1 year old when the vietnam war was happening

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

You mean my grandparents?

[soft coral]

sure I guess

[keen sparrow]

definitely pot smoking hippies, i just can't prove it

[soft coral]

but u get the point it was a different time back then

seeing how u turned out

definitely

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-girl-anime-heart-hearts-gif-12807321776366732537

[soft coral]

AAAAALRIGHTTTTT

i cannot keep defending u

WHAT IS THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[keen sparrow]

I honestly don't know who the character is

[soft coral]

Yeah right

he "doesnt know"

[keen sparrow]

the most sketchy anime character i know is Kanna Kamui

but everyone knows Kanna so

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0LYrgeZQ7hJZemHVcEmabZ?si=afd14bc7cb4b482a

despite being 23

I know damn well mom will yell at me if I go buy monster rn @keen sparrow

"will you stop these soon you drink one everyday"

yeah ok as if u dont smoke cigs everyday

pot calling the kettle black

[ancient marsh]

ivan in about 1 month you would post that unironically

[soft coral]

false

[ancient marsh]

we know what you've said in tarkov vc

[soft coral]

no u dont

[keen sparrow]

Can't knock cigs till you try them

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-evil-chihuahua-twt-memes-dog-gif-2124557923355771903

[soft coral]

no.

not trying them

fuck you unc

[keen sparrow]

that 500 cigs scene

"i feel as if i've been standing my entire life, and i just sat down"

that really do be true though

It also doesn't help that the way you inhale and exhale while smoking is the exact same as the 'breathing technique' used to calm your vagus nerve, lol

man fuck this game

[soft coral]

was going to shop to get monster

[soft coral]

mom asks do u wanna come with us were going shop anyway

i say yes

side quest accepted

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

get in car
dad instantly
damn i havent driven this since last year

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

the guy that bombed me and my brother on customs

on old gas

@stark torrent

at least 4-5 more named os people who should be banned

they have insane stats at like 200 hours

and red rebels

most obvious cheaters

but not banned yet

[soft coral]

went to the mall i forgot i. wearing my indoor clothes

im wearing the lidl tshirt

ggs king

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh go tarkov

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fat-walking-doggo-gif-8966942

yes but not with you

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

playing with my brother

[compact knoll]

oh its that one

yep im clearing my browser history after this one

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

woah woahhh woahhhhhhh

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh go into tigz 5 man lobby

"meme welcome"

"bend over"

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-pride-gif-22560640

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

?????????????????????????????????????????

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diTD_IzzN2E

does this to u

slowly but protrudly

[soft coral]

we gotta put u down xal

[ancient marsh]

i'll put down that saturn stick into u

[keen sparrow]

I love you can hear the director say ‘perfect’ after he says “hmmmmm”

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent get on homiesexual

[keen sparrow]

I love that you can hear the director say “perfect”

Right after the guys says “hmmmm”

[compact knoll]

oh yeah you can

[keen sparrow]

Shit would get posted atleast twice a day every day in my old ff14 static’s discord

Or the raid would be going to shit and we’d all start mindlessly quoting it. Oldie but a goodie.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTroE8ooT/

[soft coral]

we heard u

the first time

stop projecting

[keen sparrow]

My discord didn’t send it the f

[soft coral]

sure buddy

[keen sparrow]

What the fuck

I typed that after i uploaded

Whatever

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

Im not upet because you are all mentally ill

So thats why Im gonna open up a hospital

https://tenor.com/view/hospital-mental-gif-5183157189923812343

[keen sparrow]

The bitch running the hospital

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/hTnedziWTvc?si=3tmyPNe5QllhxkrX

[keen sparrow]

That worm was about to resurrect the Grunge music genre

[soft coral]

rex new pfp

[viral egret]

god fucking blessed me

a

cannot even buy suppressors in peace

[ancient marsh]

@wintry ridge fuck u

[ancient marsh]

gives him clothes
he puts it on
"you look like a school shooter"

what did charlie mean by this

[viral egret]

another one

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[stark torrent]

Proof you cant call me that

Imma be in like 30-40 mins im almost done

[compact knoll]

Aaaaaaand its a pedofile

[soft coral]

hope u drop a plate on your leg

respectfully ofc

[low iris]

evil ass partisan man

i know it was partisan or at least i think since i 1 tapped his ass outside

lowkey playing at 4 am is not the fucking move

[little flame]

people saying operator falls of at like stage 5 is retarded lmao

im one shotting every single boss still

[wintry ridge]

No thanks

[little flame]

brooooooooooooooooooooo

fuck this game

i took damage for 0 reason

i wasnt even being hit

what is this retard game

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[viral egret]

wanted to go into a raid and my headphones ran out of battery

[low iris]

its a sign you shouldn't play tarkov

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qI8HyLMhX3M?si=sO-ObGfTSWva4Ba-

[soft coral]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cold white monster + pizzer + chips for later
@compact knoll @viral egret @hallow stream @little flame @stark torrent

couldn't win any harder

PLUS god of war in a bit

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[viral egret]

god bless

[wintry ridge]

Voidling does aoe

[soft coral]

Lol nerd not playing on monsoon

imagine

[compact knoll]

not eclipse?

[ancient marsh]

is that hotdogs

[soft coral]

ye

I think

its decent

[ancient marsh]

ew

[soft coral]

its kaufland pizza

tastes good

[ancient marsh]

IF IM BUYING PIZZA

its never having fucking HOTDOGS on it

[soft coral]

ok?

good for u

[keen sparrow]

why is bro acting like he paid for the pizza

[soft coral]

me or xal

[keen sparrow]

xal

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent go play

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

Like your mom telling you to play with the kid across the street that smells like pee all the time

" but moooom, do i have to?"

[soft coral]

I HATE WULVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[little flame]

ahhhhh

ty

we need more att speed @wintry ridge

[soft coral]

the kids across my street constantly had their buggers showing our their nose

[keen sparrow]

eeeeeeeeww

[viral egret]

23 doses of cocaine in your bloodstream

[keen sparrow]

Our weird neighborhood kid was Moroni. his house smelled like rottten meat and his dad looked like Brian Peppers

[next temple]

I had a slight heart attack cause I got 2 letters from city centre which where the military commendature is located.

@compact knoll

Thankfully it was my bank not a conscription notice

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxs4hVmK66jbMuXPW5TldRia8gA8z_r1qd?si=HRzBW72NOla-tQNN @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

can this retard stop ragebaiting jesus

he really looks like a clown

[keen sparrow]

Remember valfucker telling everyone to get conscripted? lmfao

[keen sparrow]

most miserable millionaire in all of RUS

[ancient marsh]

black ally cooldee

[next temple]

Huh

[keen sparrow]

we've got this young autistic twerp

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-ts-was-not-tuff-gif-14101989375161039057

[keen sparrow]

[next temple]

Id be very concerned if I got conscripted when I didnt even get my attestation for finishing high school

[stark torrent]

diploma man

call it diploma

[keen sparrow]

In US you can join military and own a firearm before you can legally drink alcohol.

[next temple]

Doesnt that depend on the state

[keen sparrow]

the own a firearm part

[next temple]

And alcohol

[keen sparrow]

It'd take BSG like 30 minutes too, that's the funny part

[native crypt]

It depends on who's looking and if you get caught to

[next temple]

Dont some states have drinking age of 18 or did they change that

[keen sparrow]

i'v yet to hear of a state where the legal limit is under 21

[keen sparrow]

OH

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh what is this retard ragebaiting

[keen sparrow]

you're thinking of cigarettes

some states the legal smoking age is 21

[ancient marsh]

last option is "dog, are you retarded"

[viral egret]

kids will do it at 15 anyway

[stark torrent]

so we ragebait

[soft coral]

has he actually completely lost his shit?

[next temple]

Bro i forgot i made a fucking account in another bank and they sent me a fucking debit card

Gotta freeze that shit

[little flame]

good one game

[keen sparrow]

PVE is free, i'm playing it right now

Someone should tweet at Nikita while he's having this meltdown

that PVE is already free, it's called SPT

watch him dial his lawyers

I tried guys. big man is just too busy i guess.

[compact knoll]

oh hey its @ancient marsh

[next temple]

"HDRezka"

bro that shit is GONE here

[compact knoll]

you have to dm their email

and they give you a mirror

[next temple]

this is what i get lol

[compact knoll]

try rezka.fi

[next temple]

i already got another site i use

its in english too

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[keen sparrow]

k, new year's resolution

tweet at nikita daily about fucking Therapist till he blows a gasket

[stark torrent]

schizophrenia

[viral egret]

did the shower time in jail affect you

not even traumatized you just have fond memories

[keen sparrow]

fond memories of old russian women?

[viral egret]

i meant of jail

not fucking therapist

[keen sparrow]

what's jail have to do with fucking therapist

nothing.

save that one for later bro

[soft coral]

waiting for dad to smoke cig cig

so I can show him the cutscene with the blades of chaos @keen sparrow @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

ayo?

just gonna make dad smoke alone?

[soft coral]

i do not smoke

[keen sparrow]

and why not

[soft coral]

I dont want to.

[keen sparrow]

good choice

it feels retarded trying to smoke your first cig.

like, i wondered to myself, 'that tasted like eating burnt peanuts, why tf did i do that'

then the next day, 'i could go for another'

[soft coral]

no need to waste money on cigs

when I can waste it on monster

and chips

[keen sparrow]

I haven't sat and binged a bag of chips in a while

damn, that sounds good

[soft coral]

ofc

time for the blades of chaos and then hel

ughh , hel

tbh I didnt like the hell level

too much platforming

dad watched the cutscene @keen sparrow

was impressed

explained to him why hes getting the blade

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

because the little turd is ill

[keen sparrow]

FATHER SON BONDING TIME LETS GOOOO

[soft coral]

I've shown him snippets of 2018

he doesnt say anything

but deep down i know he likes it

[keen sparrow]

I remember showing my grandfather stuff and he'd just have a dead-pan straight face the whole time

[soft coral]

well I mean

hellheim is cool

but MAN

they couldn't have made it into a more boring level @keen sparrow

[hallow stream]

If he deleted pve it would be revolutionary

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-wake-up-meme-jo-jake-gyllenhaal-hangover-gif-5788552611465275458

[hallow stream]

Game would maybe be alive

But it made him too much money for it to happen

[keen sparrow]

wait

So you think that PVP being dead is PVE's fault?

[hallow stream]

Id say a good portion of players are on pve

Like if you just look at how it is

Its always a lose

You delete pve, bunch of people stop playing the game, etc etc

Who cares anymore man why am I even typing

Fuck this game is dog shit

[keen sparrow]

he realised

lol

the issue isn't PVE, it's PVP

[hallow stream]

Just delete the game and put nikita on a stake in Transylvania

[cyan garnet]

The mentally ill will never abandon pvp

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1438995613521018970/IMG_2550.gif

IT'S INSULIN

[cyan garnet]

Pve should be deleted so i have more timmys and low levels to fight

[keen sparrow]

theeere it is

[hallow stream]

Shit should have never existed ngk

Ngl

Its too late at this point

It'd be like uh

Yea i cant make up anything

[keen sparrow]

If you like fighting braindead timmys, just play PVE

[hallow stream]

I dont even have 1k hours yet

I am braindead timmy

God I wish I never bought this dog shit ass game or even put a hour into it

Any type of addictive substance would've been a far better choice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849416359132790794/1454603386581287063/LABUBU.gif

[cyan garnet]

Not the same feeling killing a bot compared to making some retard do some bullshit task again

[keen sparrow]

so for you it's schadenfreude

[cyan garnet]

What dat mean

[keen sparrow]

actually mentally fucking ill

you enjoy seeing others in anguish

[cyan garnet]

Oh yeah

For sure

[little flame]

@stark torrent

[cyan garnet]

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

antisocial/sociopathic behaviour, lmao

[cyan garnet]

game is not meant to be fun!

[keen sparrow]

as i'm having a fucking blast

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418596748833722489/1455079546343788575/holyfuck.gif

is that why that cheeseball hates SPT? because he can't control how people experience it?

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[soft coral]

Yes

literally every feature that SPT offers

he hates

[keen sparrow]

who we beating up now

[soft coral]

the bridge keeper about to catch these hands

wanna watcH? @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

ooo, was he talkin shit?

[gritty python]

give that man belt to ass, post haste

[soft coral]

no , we just need to kill him

for his heart

[little flame]

1 lighthouse raid and i no longer wanna play the game

[low iris]

PVE feels soullless

[little flame]

peak

[little flame]

even tho i survived

its so fucking boring

and with this cum fog icant see shit bro

[soft coral]

mimir: you want his heart just take it and leave
kratos: how?
mimir: start some trouble , you can do that right?

[low iris]

grinding PVE because my employed homeboy got into tarkov and refuses to play PVP

i like killing a guy and stealing all of his shit lol

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

i fucking hate fighting PMC AI because theyre so retarded

quite literally have died like a handful of times in PVE and its only been so far to bosses or guards

and a single time i got fragged by a pmc early on

shits so piss easy i don't want to fucking play the game

i get it if you play starting out but after a bit its so soulless

[gritty python]

Occasionally in pve i stg a dev will give a singular AI the directive to take you out of the raid by force

[low iris]

it only feels like that when fighting rouges or bosses

there have been plenty of times i did something fucking retarded and the AI just don't punish you

[gritty python]

The pmc specifically annoy me because they’re either fully mentally handicapped

Or they have full rogue ai spraying me at 350m

[low iris]

woke up at 10 am and its currently 6 am and think i only died to rouges

cause i forgot i wiped them out 2 raids prior and got cross mapp AGSed

[gritty python]

my personal favorite way to die in tarkov

esp minding my own business coming out of the pinewood sparja on streets

[low iris]

partisan feels like grok after they lobotomized him

in PVP i swear hes a fucking demon

like excluding today where I 1 tapped him in pvp

but in PVE its piss easy to kill him and other bosses

[gritty python]

partisan def doesn’t function the same on pvp, he’s a scav cosplayer on pve

legit everytime i have killed him i didn’t realise it was partizan until i looted him

[keen sparrow]

okay, i'll admit that he's a loot pinata on SPT too

i've died to his tripwire F-1s one time, because a scav walked across it coming towards me

[gritty python]

Those reduced delay f1s are evil

[keen sparrow]

~~prapor just ~~ Sidorovich just gave me a pile of them

[hallow stream]

Pve would be less dog shit if they just dropped official mod support

Too bad they even just nuked spt with the switch making modding impossible

Fucking hell kill everyone at this studio

[keen sparrow]

Whatever mod support they come up with, will somehow be dogshit compared to the barebones SDK we have rn

[hallow stream]

Actually too little of a punishment

Take away their ability to use their fingers

[keen sparrow]

my bad i'm retarded, it was jaeger

[hallow stream]

You WILL play dog shit slop that has gone unchanged for 7 years and you will LOVE IT

50k players on steam

I want every single one of these players to have a severe alergic reaction to oxygen all at once

[compact knoll]

weirdest fucking fight

guy shoots me with sr25

starts dashing towards btr

i mag dump him

he keeps running

[compact knoll]

shoots at my direction

i mag dump him again

he keeps running

????????

i just left

[compact knoll]

i heard a guy go into btr

i think that was hi9s friend

[keen sparrow]

mid-tier gun

[gritty python]

those stock proportions irk me for some reason

too rectangle

[keen sparrow]

I swear everyone and their mother has been doing ACR stocks lately

[keen sparrow]

and?

[blazing basin]

bruh

[keen sparrow]

what bruh

what do you want

[blazing basin]

what is that 2nd picture?

[keen sparrow]

a woman trying desperately to use her Insulin shot

[hollow patrol]

what happened to dora the explorer dude

[blazing basin]

[keen sparrow]

These characters would look a lot less like melted over shit on toast if their fuckin eyelids moved with their facial expressions

if they.. had any facial expressions at all actually.

[hollow patrol]

the creature

[keen sparrow]

AYO

imma be an X influencer in no time

[hollow patrol]

twitter stroker right here

[low iris]

idk why but im vibing with this so much

[keen sparrow]

well it's in japanese, that much i can tell

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/ViFHruS6oO8?si=DtUCFbgSHEtee5Hd&t=103

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1456663482727661820/1767366028.jpg?ex=69592f15&is=6957dd95&hm=e93700acf9d38b471587c36eeb5f9c2f70ea9d1777e96c4da27223593d98f85a&=&format=webp

[compact knoll]

getting the dogshit top lake spawns

2 times in a row

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[compact knoll]

i reset twice

[ancient marsh]

lighthouse?

[compact knoll]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/412978044727328769/1456665484450594898/image.png?ex=695930f3&is=6957df73&hm=a7b372ceb4f3d2c44fbf4b47914e5dea049914194bb4cca361a7bfae7145171a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1240&height=343

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiercat-ptsdcat-gif-2094566730569540919

[hallow stream]

his backpack is bigger than him

[viral egret]

@stark torrent reroll arena weekly
weekly was 59 kills on objective
weekly became 60 kills on objective

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh if i kill my teammate that doesnt have lightkeeper

while i do

will i be able to go to the island

[ancient marsh]

why tf are you asking me?

i never had lk

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent go queue lh with nothing

[keen sparrow]

this dumb bitch. Fontaine had it in in a week.

[stark torrent]

nope

you will get shot

[soft coral]

dodge attack perfectly
kratos gets hit anyway

?

its so dumb

if you dodge inside the range of the attack

youre fine

if you dodge just outside the range

somehow kratos gets hit

[flat breach]

[soft coral]

?

also

by far the worst thing in god of war 2018 and ragnarok

is the stupid powerlevel thingy

if youre 1 power level bellow

somehow the enemies cant get knocked back

they take fucking 75% reduced dmg

and a whole heap of other shit

but if youre the same or 1 above

they die in 1 fart

???????????????

the more i play the game

the more I realize this system is fuckign DOGWATER

you can have a god awful build

with mismatched armor parts

but if your level is high enough

gg u 3 tap enemies

?????????????????????????

you completely ignore the other stats

as long as the big number is high youre good

[viral egret]

bro what

[compact knoll]

i have 25 survivals on pmc somehow

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHHA

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[compact knoll]

why are you using an alt man

[stark torrent]

did you die to this guy now

wait

[compact knoll]

no thats you

[viral egret]

hell na

[stark torrent]

98 survived in a row i think that shit is just not accurate

[compact knoll]

its pmc + scav combined

[stark torrent]

ah then maybe

scav for me was just factory so yeah it could bump it up a bit

[glacial haven]

How is that metric anywhere close to useful if it just combines everything lmao

[glacial haven]

I have the weird feeling that the tarkov statistics are just there because it'd be empty otherwise since some of them don't work at all, some of them are at best inaccurate and the rest are pretty much useless

[stark torrent]

Jeffrey Epstein in the flesh

[compact knoll]

HE SAID IT

HE SIAD HTE LINE

gpu in pc on the jeffrey ilsand

[stark torrent]

I thought about it and technically he is right , even if u do the survivor ending and shit , you are still one of the very few with knowledge of Tarkov and Terragroup so who knows , down the line you will become a target or someone will ask you to help again bla bla

No matter what you carry the secrets of Tarkov and Terragroup with you , also a bit weird that in no ending you die , after everything Tarkov is , i am surprised there is no ending where you simply die at the end

[viral egret]

sr-25 is nice gun

[compact knoll]

I JUST GOT HERE

[stark torrent]

??? wait what

[compact knoll]

i dont even know

the quests are all fine

[stark torrent]

maybe it was suppsoed to be a daily from him as well or idk, never saw anyone have thta message before

strange

[fast garden]

theres a quest part way through the btr chain

if you are already past it, it auto fails

[stark torrent]

lmao bsg

[viral egret]

lv33 ggs

[remote fox]

This guy wants to put cheaters into a concentration camp.

Oh wait, that's the joke.

[stark torrent]

how the fuck is fence 6 empty

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-no-cash-gif-25565154

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/lv_0_20251121003107.gif

[glacial haven]

this gif is singlehandedly keeping me in tarkov, nothing that i want more but blow the city and this cuck up

[little flame]

I CANT WITH LIGHTHOUSE

2 kills through fucking trees and 1 by a fucking cheater

spawn in scav woods

spawn infront of player

this game is so fucking bad

[gritty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[little flame]

think hes legit?

2 scav raids

[compact knoll]

maybe if he wasnt chinese

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif?ex=695909b3&is=6957b833&hm=e587ab57ba94fc210fb134f945b4ed6df989f280d4a35a353739852163813a2b&

[stark torrent]

damn 50 ergo with a thermal is actually crazy

[viral egret]

LH kills?

[stark torrent]

and this is the long barrel

[viral egret]

ddamn

[stark torrent]

ye need 1 more

[viral egret]

thats for lighthouse kills for that quest?

goodluck

amma go customs

@little flame the mcx off the guy dead at rogue building btw

no wonder hes dead

[soft coral]

OOOO

Just took a BIG shit

[little flame]

That is a rogue mcx i think

Lol

[soft coral]

I need to put my jager bottle on my desk for display

Love the way it looks

[stark torrent]

you cant be this stupid

[viral egret]

is it done?

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxYp47CGLyDAtl2h4wqpj8sUXmmNm_Zn9z?si=qWv-kGriJRuXdAt9 @ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

i dont get it

[viral egret]

fall damage death

[compact knoll]

oh lmao

i died like that on woods

a couple days back

[stark torrent]

He had thermal axmc and he was looking at me for like 10 seconds , until i saw him and i shot him twice in thorax , but he didnt even shoot back or flinch

[little flame]

i almost said 50 fucking slurs to these retard teammates in the tarkov discord

i am so close to crashing out

they are so fucking DUMB

[stark torrent]

its like bro had so much tunnel vision he didnt react to being shot lmao

[little flame]

HOLY SHIT

I TOLD THEM WHERE THE GUY WAS AND THEY DONT FUCKING MOVE

THEY ARE 50 MILES AWAY

DFPJSAÖIÄaaahaaaaagaaphijosaldSKPHKIDFASLFDPHASIKPDHSFASHFF

[stark torrent]

Scared guy behind a rock for 20 mins only killng the scavs passing through

And this was the guy he was scared of , he was trying to shoot a scav with his boltie 5 times

[viral egret]

mightve been me doing tarkov shooter part 1

[compact knoll]

ok so

i died

to birdeye

and i got blackscreened

[stark torrent]

rare Nikita bless

what quest are you doing artyom

[compact knoll]

nothing

helping friend

[little flame]

got 3/15 on assessment

[viral egret]

good luck man

@stark torrent tank battery as scav on woods with outskrts closest exfil by like 400 meters should i do it

[stark torrent]

if u already have not really

[viral egret]

i do have like 3 but +200k

i got 8 mins to get to outskirts

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @viral egret @little flame @compact knoll @ancient marsh

the guy that was behind the rock on Lighthouse

i dont think i ever saw this many hours so far

20k

this guy makes me feel brand new to the game

[little flame]

bro i cant do this shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

its so fucking boring

no one moves

holy fucking shit

[fast garden]

bros kit

[viral egret]

bro

i died to a guy with 22k hours on fucking ground zero

when i first started out

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

classic romanian move

stealing

didnt even spawn in for half a minute

god bless this game @stark torrent

head eyes a guy in cqc

i died still

greatest hitboxes ever

very obviously shot the guy in the head too

nevermind i necked him

[viral egret]

man wht a arid

what a raid

ive been sitting at sawmil 15 mins only

only 2 scavs

and santa

not even shturman was up

and i got sniped ggs

[little flame]

just killed a 3 man

fucking

outside chalet

like at the fence

leading towards blue chalet

lmfao

they were all stacked on eachother

😭

[viral egret]

ggs man

please lord give me a scav

[little flame]

KILLED ANOTHER

lmao

this is so dumb

[viral egret]

ggs man

nice

[little flame]

bro. what?

game thinks im cryon

ffs

nice

time to get off this shit game

[viral egret]

its done finally

good

@stark torrent guy with marlin jumps me at sawmill

dies

btr passes by and guns me down

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

tark shooter 1 is done tho

cabnt complain

[soft coral]

man I kinda can't wait until ragnarok

in a weird way I prefer the way ragnarok handled the fighting mechanics and everything it feels smoother and better than 2018

[little flame]

how bad are u

lvl 30+ no tarkov shooter 1 complete

😭

[soft coral]

new player
naturally struggles playing the game and takestime to learn it
"how bad are you"

????

let him be man jesus

[glacial haven]

I honestly think that was another attempt at humour from alle

He's on the skill level of a lvl 14 player but naturally got boosted by playing with 5 - 10k+ hour players, which he is now catching flak for lmao

[soft coral]

allas a terrible one

due to the fact that there aren't that many maps in tarkov and they rarely change and even if they do its not a crazy change
you kind of develop muscle memory (as with any game)
on where to look , how to move and all the other small details an experienced player does
something with cryon doesn't have which is understandable

[glacial haven]

A big factor is just that you know what a scene looks like, for example, looking down the street to old construction, you know what should be there and what shouldn't

That alone for example gives you a major benefit, you know when there's a scav, player whatever and when there is nothing

[soft coral]

exactly

its the muscel memory and map knowledge in general

for obvious reason yes cryon is objectively bad at the game hes a new player its fine but hammering it in for the 300th time just gets fucking stale and downright annoying

[viral egret]

i ain't that good chill

level 14s can play better than me i just dont fight people

[glacial haven]

Yeah, idk how that is still a runner up for a joke lmao

[soft coral]

it isn't.

[viral egret]

my only issue was that

tarkov shoote rp1 is fucking dogshit to do imo

but i need jaeger ll2 so i have to do his quests

ts 3 is fine

[hard heart]

There are many other quests that will be like that, especially from Jaeger

[viral egret]

ts 2 was actually fine aswell

[hard heart]

Jaeger is the hobo fuck that wants you to experience every possible drug withdrawal effect, while forcing you to play his national anthem on an instrument that has reversed tunes

"Its for your own good"

[compact knoll]

its shooting scavs tho

its deadass very easy

[glacial haven]

Your biggest issue is honestly just map knowledge, knowing where scavs run around and where to search, the quest is ass but negligibly easy

[soft coral]

even shooting scavs can be challenging for newer players

[hard heart]

Easy, hard. How about enjoying the game at one's own pace and way?

[glacial haven]

Broski, it's a bolt action with iron sights, if you have 0 map knowledge and real players that are also out to get you, it's not that easy as a new player

[compact knoll]

no no cryon is good enough

[soft coral]

damn he isn't as good as landmark or willerZ what a fuckign noob
what u cant shoot a scav in teh face?
itsdead ass so easy lmao haha

wrap it up bro

[soft coral]

for a new player yes

[compact knoll]

did you dedass compare shooting scavs in the face with landmark levels of skill

[soft coral]

slightly better than your average joe

[soft coral]

no it was a joke

[glacial haven]

You're talking as an experienced player, everyone learns at different speeds and so on, just leave him alone

[viral egret]

i couldve done the quest so eaasily if the scavs didn't rush like crackheads

tbf

[soft coral]

thats what I'm saying

[viral egret]

i had so many times to do it

[compact knoll]

can never know with you

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

bait or mental retardation

its hard to call it

[viral egret]

and like 7/10 times the fucking scavs moved <40 meters

[soft coral]

nah I'm taking the piss

cuz alle always shits on him

and at this point even I'm getting annoyed with him

let the guy be holy shit

[viral egret]

i just don't care if he insults my skill because i know myself im ass at the game

[soft coral]

after saying hes bad at the game for the 42069th time it gets annyoing man

[soft coral]

it's not about wether you care or not

[viral egret]

this is motivating me to go die on customs again

with the golben ligher

[soft coral]

its about principles

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ba mergi pe customs sa fac golden zibbo lighteru lu skier

[glacial haven]

It's less about that but blunt ass jokes like that are just boring after the 50th time

[soft coral]

what blood said

[viral egret]

i still havent done rite of passage man these scavs are fucking ass to get

[glacial haven]

If you die to a scav while wearing a killa helmet, that is something you can joke about but you're just mentioning that you made progress with something and he just pisses on the table and tries to light it on fire as if it's gasoline

[viral egret]

i have died to scavs like twice only i think so far

[soft coral]

it was one of my last kappa quests if thats any comfort

[viral egret]

bro i went to old gas and there were no scavs

for a solid 10 minutes

[compact knoll]

had a friend die to a hatchet runner 2 times

[soft coral]

yes.

[viral egret]

i died to a pmc aswell

[soft coral]

I know

[compact knoll]

he never is living that one down

[soft coral]

I did it as well before cryon

[compact knoll]

that was 3 years ago

[viral egret]

i njeed 3 more fucking

scavs

[compact knoll]

[hard heart]

This quest is absolute ass to do, since scavs either run away from that spot or refuse to go there

[compact knoll]

once he went to melee him and once his ethernet disconnected

[viral egret]

how does that one happen

[glacial haven]

The most unfortunate fate can happen to everyone lmao

[hard heart]

Wait, can santa be lured there and then vaporised?

[glacial haven]

But nah, he ain't living that one down

[viral egret]

i mean tbf ivan can u tell me if im doing good or not so far

[hard heart]

Does he count as a scav?

[viral egret]

yes

well

[compact knoll]

i think its been 4 or 3 years

[viral egret]

boss with rogue ai or smth

no clue if its boss or scav

[compact knoll]

and i still remember it bright as day

[viral egret]

i shot santa on accident once and he packed my shit in

[glacial haven]

I mean, you're trying, being good at tarkov is extremely objective because of the different play styles and tactics you can use

[hard heart]

Yeah same thing happened to me, didnt know what it was, since I cant tell shit through pixelated thermals, he responded with head-eyes

[viral egret]

i am mediocre to decent at tarkov i can handle my own fights fine sometimes

right now since nobody can wear a helmet (without arena battlepass maxed) i can't really do much

[glacial haven]

Once you know how to actually peek, how to take advantage of the windows in dorms as an example and so on, you can say that you're at least better than 90% of players

[viral egret]

i tried to fight a guy on customs

but because i dont have the BDSM maxxing mask for winter i died (no helmet)

beanie or ssh helmet and then its just not fun

[hard heart]

Slipknot mask p2w

[viral egret]

cause ssh can't even use the good headphones

only gssh

[glacial haven]

Just continue playing, you'll slowly but surely figure out the game and how to work with a lot of situations

[viral egret]

oh i am dealing wit the situation just fine

[glacial haven]

Just gotta know how to take advantage of things, then you're golden

[viral egret]

i am just avoiding pmcs entirely

[hard heart]

Dont underestimate the sound nades do, they can conceal your crunchy running inside buildings

[glacial haven]

That's another solution, like I said, a lot of play styles

[viral egret]

i wanna run this mcx i found on lh with allee but idk only 2 mags

3 with the one already in it

and it has bcp fmj so i cant do much other than fight no helmet players

[viral egret]

i used to not bring nades mostly because i didnt realise how good they are in a fight

now i bring 2-3

[glacial haven]

Gotta love how the arguably most toxic channel on this server still has enough ethics to protect the newbie lmao

[viral egret]

if i can buy them

[soft coral]

we are villains , not monsters

[hard heart]

Smoke nades are also fucking good with the new density