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@ancient marsh
Absolue beast
you cant read
Finally my mute is over
xal go arena?
@stark torrent no watching final season of samurai jack
he has a murderous goth baddie strapped to his back and she tries to kill him and berrates him
sepukku yourself

She is naked btw
it's a skin suit
She is just that dirty

no
her skin is literally blackened with soot
artem is right
she is buttnaked
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
No balls to scratch
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
cause of death: crushed pelvis
no comment
im allowed to goon once a month man
@glacial haven @ancient marsh @soft coral @flat breach @compact knoll @cyan garnet @fast garden @keen sparrow @remote fox
Ok so TLDR
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Multiple streamer accoutn got breached and got manually reset / wiped
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BSG restored their account by copy pasting somebody's template account i guess or whatever , max level , prestiged , got the ending etc etc
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They all recieved a clone of that account basically including the stash items and shit
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One of the Ammo Boxes had bullets in shape of a swastika in it , Onepeg had to delete his VOD so he doesnt get ToS'd cause he was on stream
bro who hired hitler at bsg
cheaters doing gods work
🙏
respect
I mean to be fair
You don't go into stashes/cases to check for funnies
But MAN 

Dude she is gonna race swap your dick
You will lose all your rights
all she needed was a shower
She is evil when she is black, but once she turns good she is white
What did the writers mean by that
What website you watching from?
what
you mean as the ammo box name tag?
not like an actual graphic on the ammo box
like a skin
no , the bullets were placed in the ammo box in form of swastika

maybe the people at bsg are actually funny
Its like when 2 Little Ceasars employees put pepperonis on a pizza in the shape of a Swastika
having a small afternoon dinner
me: ok enough I dont want to overeat
dad: enough , again next year
@stark torrent

That's when Samurai Jack realised there are other swords waiting to be unsheathed
Dad Joke of the Year
Bro this chicken is making me horny
Yeah yeah
Dogshit mobile data
Send half a message in a year
I hate this fucking halt wet snow
Everystep i make i slide back half
-what is this key
he can't even have a good ending
that girl disappears when jack finally defeats the villain because she is born from his evil
sanitar tape key used for sanitar's room on east wing
he goes back in time, defeats aku, returns peace to the world, and when he's about to marry her
she falls over and disappears
is it good or bad
no he didnt?
oh yeah he didnt
@soft coral why didnt u
@viral egret my bad gang
decent
possible ledx spawn
and as the other said its used for a quest
zaamn
alr ty guys
@ancient marsh u wanna run shoreline with me so we can get our peacekeeper quests done
oh helll naaahhh

shhhh
@glacial haven

deletes DMA off of his computer fucking live
"guys what do you mean you saw it it clearly isn't here"
I kneel to bsgs incompetence
They smelt you coming
They caught the scent of cheap vodka and depressed then zeroed on your location
i had so many hideout items on me too
Minecraft and Tarkov had a baby....
Search Shifting's Escape From Tarkraft or download here:
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https://modrinth.com/modpack/escape-from-tarkraft
Unaffiliated with BSG / Tarkov. Just an indie dev making a Minecraft server. It is online right now!
old
already saw that one, it should be an official item
it's the corner stone of tarkov
go arena u stupid
@stark torrent i go do dishes and we grind last arena quest ok

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good game
@stark torrent
wtf is this shit?
his head is not even visible
only his arm
this is so bad
💀


i think its because of ur servers
Its Europe
he picked up 1 dumbbell 
the dog is a fat chud
artem doesnt live alone
made 2 shawarmas
ate them both
fat chud daschund

@ancient marsh
howwww
with my hands
i thought those were for tarkov
Xal doesnt even have McDonalds
not stuffin ur face with shawarma

the cope is real
hows ur diet goin anyways xal
Wastelander
i wasnt dieting on purpose
i know but anyways
Frota can u say the n word so i can ban you or shit
can you get back to tryharding on tarkov
go help artem make another 2 shawarmas
I groan like pop smoke when I wipe

cant you unlock that shit without power now
Dima's been taking estradiol

both ultra med and kiba, yea
who doesn't? 
is it really just finding the right angle lmfao
yes 
Well and since they changed the door animations it’s fucked with those a lot
Just a couple of 'em, but no real knowledge of how and when they're used
Boil some plastic bags in your bathtub to get some more
yeah they sound nerdy af
BOOOOOOSH
"why is kappa container have different item restrictions"
"its always been this way"
"nuh uh"


Happy 2026 everyone and may everyone continue to be trapped inside the zone. 
wrong chat

B-b-based?
@ancient marsh do u think this can do the quest
day by day
the time comes for when I have to do lighthouse quests
destroy the persons anus who invented long road
i have to do them
i paid 20k usd for lighthouse
went 1 raid with iedy and died
never touched map again
I need the BSG person that made lighthouse 20k USD
to get

many evil things done to them that if I were to say I would cease existing in this server
what wine you got
white wine is awesome
ah fair enough
@stark torrent @little flame @hallow stream @viral egret @keen sparrow @fast garden
gn
atp imagine even celebrating new year
Why are we doakesing
i had fish soup
ur 16 bro
how are u drinking
when u were 15

I got drunk for the 1st time at 16 during an English Translation Contest trip
Drank Vodka like water
Gods my liver was strong then
dont even need to drink to take years off your lifespan school is already doing it
applies for both students and teachers
lmao
Not even 11 and the gypsie are starting with the fireworks
Ours started last week
BRO
EXACTLY WHEN I START FILMING
THEY STOP
FFS
Bro they just spamming shit
That's the point
i was napping man
happy new year not yet for me tho
this gif activates all the sleeper agents or w/e the meme is
retard activation
that ye
im sorry for playing the game
sipping on that dr perky
shotguns are fun to use
18 in 15 on last hero
i just camped and obliterated torsos
never doing it agian though it was boring ish
no clue
lame
tarkov on new years
still a 10/10 crashout contributor
@stark torrent @viral egret @ancient marsh happy new years im going to bed
im gonna be fr i love the music on this meme so much
it makes shit so much funnier i dont have any idea where its from
prime example here
who the actual fuck plays tarkov on new years eve
You too man 

someone probably called him unc
@ancient marsh @glacial haven @stark torrent @hollow patrol @little flame @gritty python @wintry ridge @viral egret @hallow stream @compact knoll Happy new year to all of you retards , all the best genuinely this time
someone whipped out a pistol and started unloading in the apartment infront of me ggs
happy new years
alle and 1.0 just slept through it
happy new year ivan
we're so clinically online we just dont care
an nou fericit @stark torrent @hollow patrol
wish you the same, still 1hr for me but happy new years

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an nou fericit 
damn I haven't taken a shit since last year
Happy new years 
u2 
so i'm playing again in pve, is it just me or Custom's Crackhouse nerfed to shit?
I hardly find anything, i used to go there for sawalas
but i guess i'm forced to find it on dead scavs or whatever now...
also i accidently killed santa clause again...
fuck
im already in bed
welcome to the future old man
actually nah u aint old
Merry new years brother, your music taste is peak and seeing you crashout over better diablo is entertaining
yes, the game u post in here 25/7
hero siege
Wait. I lose rep when I kill him???
im not
yes?
But I play pve, no actual reason to do scab runs
i just never played diablo
you lose the most when u kill sant
touché
Nope I just started again but in pve
currently hero siege is in hold until new season in february
Fug… I’m sorry Santa
time for gamma
the moment u get thr kvasir amulet in GoW 99% of fights are ez
tap space
realm shift
rinse repeat
u actually got me to download it u mf
i am a pve villager as well, you will see no quarrel with me
i mean
its a good game
a bit grindy
No it for sure is just at first glance it didn’t seem my speed
but next season will be less grindy
we get incremental drop % based on difficulty
it takes a bit of getting used to
about 80% of shit isnt explained how it works
But i like it
cant wait to replay the valkyries and trash on them
and then the berserker bosses in ragnarok those were so good too
with the realm shift and black bear set

i mean i’ve got enough arpg experience between diablo and hades
lot of the mechanics become self explanatory with some experimenting
fucking hilarious
I miss D4's maximum speed crit sorc
every time you'd crit, you'd get increased attack speed.
just hold down LMB and everything on the screen would die
typing this on new years eve man
high chance he is drunk
i would bet money on him being wasted standing at a DAC board in bsg headquarters
youre a chud
chuud
Can someone give me a hand? I've owned this shit since the beginning of the beta and I still suck ass
@hollow patrol @stark torrent
@soft coral @ancient marsh @stark torrent
oh youre alive

u too brother
maaaaaaaaybe
the chud wakes up
and the chud goes lh
a simple existence full of pain
come vc man
"is that you with the santa bag?" "yes, thats me" artjom speaks over me, iedy kills me
ggs
sorry chuddy, the confident alpha male speaks over you
sounds like u had a bounty to be claimed to me
careful lion
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BANG
more like the retarded beta one
GIVE ME DEE BACK
WHY IS HE FATGE
was dee's new year resolution to get fatter?
his voice changed too 
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@ancient marsh https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1q112vf/streamer_kunshikitty_wanted_to_show_her_chat_that/
doctors and engineers
i think we should let in at least 2 more million of them actually
this shit is so peak
at least 5 pedophiles were involved in the creation of the edit
and at least 7 featured in i t
woah sir
It's peak
You got alloy dlc?
It's so good
ye
its fun as shit
i love the operator
just doing some railgunner runs atm
used to play cracked a long time ago recently bought the game + all dlcs on steam cuz i barely remember anything about the game and i wanna re unlock shit
railgunner and operator are really good
the uhhhh
weird lil fella in the raincoat is pretty good too
temp items are crazy
since the stacks decay one at a time
and they only tick down once you pick them up so you can just spam out like
a shitload of red and whatever temp items
and hope you get a duplicator and then pick all the ones you spammed out to double them
@ancient marsh unmute
bruhge
wait rly?
i thought it was all at once
yeah
holy shit thats good
yoo wtf
this is criminal
90 if you have substandard duplicator
never gamba
this also just straight up makes it 180 if its not a temp one since you get 2 temp items of each
its so bad
it was behind the whole time
close to spawn

BRO
HOW AM I SO UNLUCKY
6 IN A ROW
gamba never wins
i think after like 4 rolls the shrine becomes just not worth rolling anymore due to the amount of time you gotta farm for the money
yeah bro just go to next
Survived Lapua AP

its all about getting the most items in the shortest amount of time 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uj5y0Djf9O4 @compact knoll @ancient marsh
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lowkirkenuinely insane tech
?
lol
was just dead there
none of his shit was taken
not even dogtag
ez
he got killed by a funny guy tho
Clip from "Pulp Fiction" (1994)
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timestamp

okay but Hello Kitty magazines.
bunker was so fucking stacked holy shit
1 pfilter 1 thermite 2 bulbex n shit
allah promised me this scav 3000 years ago


wha

yes actually

bro youre on pve
that shit is easy asf for you
no cheaters or ultrastacked nolifes to beat your shit in
in PVP Zone unreal for me
partisan
with what ammo
7.62 PP
he shot me from the right while i was fighting scav
unlikely it would have blocked it
yeah but scavs also have headshot me before and thats even worse

honestly AI headshots are just complete RNG
before and after the kirk30
only way to kinda negate it is to peek ur entire body so they also try to hit ur body and not just ur neck
bro i was full body peek
like he could see my entire body
and he decided that mmy head is a viable option
yeah just bad RNG at that point
3/7 scavs for spa tour atleast
not much to do otherthan somehow get a 6th sense and know he was there
If you could see how juiced someone is from far away, it would be kind of fire.
i mean, they could very easily just swap out the literal object on your back if you have 30 or 40% of the back filled but that shit would require extra checks each cycle
It would probably be a hit to fps
Texture splint Tigzresq, QR code transfers on twitch channel
They could do some retarded shit where you fill it with ammo stacks that are just a single bullet to fuck with people.
Well, that's another thing but that'd be fair game then lmao
Also doesn't the game do the checks anytime someone picks anything up?
😰
But yeah, adding more complexity to Tarkov's spaghetti code is kinda yikes.
It does but now it'd have another thing to check for
ima go for a bit @viral egret
alr np

@ancient marsh rubs big belly
Lets do this
rubs big belly
HAHA, UBEGAYU, UBEGAYU
@stark torrent in romania do you have these weird rules when
if your nose is itchy someone will anger you
if you sneeze someone will do this and if u do X thing someone will do X thing?
That is literally a balkan wide thing
yeah
big iroon on his HIP
yup yuppp
never been so op in this game lmao
never been so op before in this game i mean
void portal here we go
died to boss
never done this boss before
800k hp
okay bro
so fair and balanced
Did you do the new dlc one
the eye ball?
its a gimmick tho
u just gotta destroy his little ballsacks
balls

alloy has like uhh
3? new bosses i think
4 maybe
Frank describes his time on Jeffrey Epstein's Island. Also how he needs to burn the evidence of his involvement.
There is the boss you do to get into the new realm
Than in the new realm there is a boss
Than after that there is another boss
Than after that there is one more
Do Not Diddle Kids - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties (S07E03)
I think i need to watch always sunny in Philadelphia
i started and its p good
the first episode is called "the gang gets racist"
@compact knoll the last episode of season 1 is called "charlie got molested"
"
@stark torrent hello sir wake up
its time
ALOOOOOOOOO
go
actually i need to run one solo
its always the yellow ones
dead server or dead you
me
and my brother
i am ending it after this raid cause i dont have any more cold masks
- will to live
fucking disgusting q times
@ancient marsh why is there a shared bedroom key on island man
ever think about that
just wear a hat man
@stark torrent i have a meme
it's an american rap song
with very literally translated lyrics in russian
but the song had the n word
so does the translated version
can i post it
techncially yes songs are allowed
@compact knoll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFI6-0-32Io
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@fast garden
if a guy hits me while im on the epstein island
will zelensky zryachi shoot him
man, exactly one hour, 2 minutes and 10 seconds into the documentary and jeffrey epstein got an honorable mention:
Talking to Heidi Fleiss
"And what, big deal, what guy doesn't wanna get laid, and they are paying adults for doing adult things, this isn't like jeffrey epstein"
And she just called the girls that were coming to her for more exclusive work "10$ cum buckets" before they were working for her
@wintry ridge
this thing stacks
with temp items
so if u pick up a temp item
u get another
😭
i just got 12 of them from one of those shops
LMAO
ik that "they hate our freedoms" is basically a joke atp, but... some freedoms should be hated
yo momma dildo
Anyway Sniper, what's the latest web service that should be avoided or what passwords need to be changed?
I mean, I can't really tell you much, use a password manager, engrave the master password for it in your mind and just use that

Because services constantly get pwned, just don't reuse passwords, then you never have to worry
?
YEP
AND
it stacks with other substandards
so you could pickup a temp substandard from ur uhhh
👀
aww man
it is
both the first and 2
first one is mainly how many hours are you willing to put into playing until your game runs at 1fps @little flame
kind of like Hero siege in a way

@little flame
yes i know
we simply cant win man king gg
?????????????????????????
23*
I was never big into consoles nor nintendo
Electronics went through this phase in the late 90s, early 2000s of being in clear plastic housing
I dont like the games those companies make none of them are my cup of tea

I grew up with serious sam and Need for speed and deus ex man
now it's only reserved for electronics that you'll find on prison commissary menus
not super mario and zelda
I am aware they did
oh the ???????????? was for the israel part then
Probably a cheeky reference to the thing they did with pagers
???
Шёл 3-й час тех.работ и 7-й час без таркова.... Шт0рмит зараза , ломка дикая, ничего не могу с собой поделать. Впервые вышел из своей комнаты за 3 дня, испугался что на моей мамой нету белой стрелочки, пытался табнуть... По привычке начал лутать дом и заглядывать в свои рюкзаки с книгами для школы. На улице было красиво, почти как в таркове, но мне нельзя о нём думать. Как только слышу шум сразу начинаю прыгать с ножом, соседи подумывают вызвать ментов, батя думает отпиздить ремнём. Увидев собаку начал искать споты на яндекс.картах чтобы зафармить папоротник. Чуть не напал на охранника в магазине после того, как он остановил меня прыгающим с ножом. Мне нужно максимально сильно обезопасить себя от мыслей про тарков, запись дневника это как способ о нём забить. Буянов... Буянов, помоги мне. Не знаю что со мной будет на 12-ый час или за 30 минут до открытия, наверное совсем с катушек сойду. Первый и второй час полёт был нормальным, но уже начиная с 2-го часа бездумного скроллинга интернета меня начало дико уламывать поиграть в тарков.
@ancient marsh @compact knoll
????
you lost?
It's been three hours of maintenance and seven hours without Tarkov... It's fucking storming, the withdrawal is terrifying, I can't help it. I left my room for the first time in three days, scared that my mom didn't have a white arrow, and tried taking drugs... Out of habit, I started looting the house and looking through my backpacks with school books. It was beautiful outside, almost like Tarkov, but I can't think about it. As soon as I hear a noise, I immediately start jumping with a knife, the neighbors are thinking about calling the cops, my dad is thinking about beating me with a belt. After seeing a dog, I started searching for spots on Yandex Maps to farm ferns. I almost attacked a security guard at a store after he stopped me jumping with a knife. I need to protect myself as much as possible from thoughts about Tarkov; writing a diary is like a way to forget about it. Buyanov... Buyanov, help me. I don't know what will happen to me at 12 o'clock or 30 minutes before opening; I'll probably completely lose it. The first and second hours of the flight were fine, but starting from the second hour of mindless internet scrolling, I started to get a terrible urge to play Tarkov. (translated) @stark torrent
@viral egret
agre
Yeah I turned it on
Had my GF sit down at my PC and build me an M4 with no tips or guidance.
"i let my GF choose my Pokemon team" type build, lol
not that bad
the gasblocks are the only issue on that build tbh
I didn't bother telling her that the barrel she chose came with a gas block+front sight post
It was hard enough to get her to agree and sit down to try in the first place 
I love the charging handle she chose, I never use that thing forgot it even exists
ambidextrous final boss
She kinda enjoyed it. She said it was "like letting a 6 year old decide what's for dinner"
it feelsl ike a marksman build for a m4 more than a assault
because 20 rounder and stock adjusted for ergonomics rather than recoil
and no grip
atleast my PMC's hand will be warm during the frostbite event holding that bare barrel
and the rest of the body will be freezin
tarkov channel barotrauma arc?
went an entire day without a monster
because local shops are closed
somehow survived
FINALLY
Every modder was allergic to FDE SR-25 so i could never make my favourite gun from GAMMA
so BSG went and did it, lol
i really need to start playing gamma again, i havent played in maybe a year?
anyways did like 2 factory runs and tagilla spawned in both of them, scared the shit out of me and i died.
The past 3 years of my life have been, no joke, playing GAMMA or Tarkov. Whenever i'm sick of one, i play the other. vicious fuckin cycle
it’s a beautiful cycle though
I need to archive all these cropped out models because you got LOTS
exactly what im doing
the most oppressed group
Tarkov beta players?
*Anyone who thinks Bloodborne will ever be on PC
wonder if we get ghost of yotei on pc this year
I like to think someone is walking by behind you hearing you call gypsies garbage
my mom is in the kitchen
back left of me
she doesnt care she doesnt understand me
plus theyre just as hateful of them as me
not really , the good ammo is locked behind the quest and the other ammo is dogshit
it has quite big recoil as well and cant be supressed
aids
so teh SVD is better













