#💣tarkov-released
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It's finally over
that looks like a BF game made before 2015
Production is estimated to have been between 2,000 and 2,500 guns, according to Jonathan Ferguson, a British firearms historian and Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum of AN 94
damn this shit rare
BF3
looks fine to me
that reload legendary
Very straight forward
I tell him how to make an easy 50k
lmaooo
AHSDHASHAFHAFSASH
this is why i use ak-12 mags
ok larper
i'm always looking to level mag drills, lol
Leveling past 10 is not as big of a jump as from 0 to 10
Going from "Maybe half" to 30-25-20 is just good
Problem is it is slower than leveling in OSRS
I will forever hate how some skills take generations to level up
I dont want my grandson to inherit an account with level 30 intellect
did u know the round pmag for the m4 has a much worse packing speed than the stanag 60 one
even tho irl they both are dogshit

did u know I donutcare

oh now he doesn't care about obscure fringe magazine trivia
yes.
i'm shoving christmas tree ornaments up my ass
tarkov modders not making their own assets meanwhile skyrim modders making entirely new maps
LAME
god if you only knew how aids doing map shit for tarkov is
Every spot an AI scav could take cover or peek has to be placed by hand
it's no wonder Streets tokke like what
2 years?
yeah entire game is aids
and the sky is blue

okay
stop calling me unc or old if you're listening to lil jon, lol
ooh
yummmm
YES
Fucking black division fucking my shit
how long does it take to load into raid(or w/e it's called) ?
I'm on SPT
It only takes as long as my SSD and 60+ mods wants it to take
ah.
I was going to make fun of you for waiting 30 mins only to get clipped in 30 sec
oh baby
ON THE MG
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come the fuck on
yeah i'd be pissed
Explosions ignore armour completely, it's dogshit
@keen sparrow cheers with monster
cheers with empty monster can 
one would think that aim would improve after 3k hours
and 400 arena matches
but one would be wrong
I can't with my mom bro
rings me
alo?
alo ivan go in our room and measure how high the bed is that we sleep on
???????????
what a random ass
side quest
God bless the vaults are getting reworked next update man
what a useless mechanic they are currently
Tbh if u wait enough it will be worth it next season is actually really good @little flame
@stark torrent @compact knoll @thee
@fast garden
found the enforcer anthem
trynna not to die, got assignments to do
and this mf talm bout some "arena"

no
just dont be sick
jorkin my pizzle
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ok
pbp
ur gun jammed lole
im never using this dogshit again
i literally headshot him
pbp
9 dmg
😭
4 hitcount
9 dmg
is crazy
2 arena games
The Christmas dinner was huge from that streamer money 
@stark torrent
@ancient marsh
got lab armband, ch
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John Slug
pfp got changed to a QR code that forwards to a 7 second long youtube video calling me a bitch lmao
at least these guys have a sense of humor.
If you have tarkov linked to steam, but aren’t using steam to login to tarkov, unlink your steam account.
There is an account claiming they are able to bypass everyone’s tarkov profile login via a Steam API vulnerability on BSG’s end.
I would unlink your accounts for now.
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what is he talking about man
remind me to check these 2 fellas
timestamp
Steam vulnerability
yea man
sounds legit
@hollow patrol
@little flame
how do they fuck that one up
im using steam to login to tarkov tho
AHAAHHAHA
but if its on bsgs side id believe it
he needs thisss
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lmao
LMAOOO
I initially misread the info I read on it as well, it's just them apparently not verifying the information they got from steam
@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame his headset brand is N WORD
i can't...

I close living room door cuz my dad is resting and I click with my keyboard
mom says "why you close the door? open it"
opens it
3 seconds pass
mom comes and closes both my and living room door
we'll close it because your keyboard is clicky
what a fatass
@compact knoll @little flame @soft coral @viral egret @hollow patrol @stark torrent https://youtu.be/UHsRpKtFfZM?si=wDPkR_DmnXTl49Rd&t=937
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this game is so fucking dogshit lmao
are you just bingewatching
@compact knoll https://youtu.be/UHsRpKtFfZM?si=DM8mgz-NxHPU20_2&t=1069 this one is just for you
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every cooldee video
cant play anymore
mxlr barrel is longer than the entire gun
https://youtu.be/8ZoR8eRfcF0?si=N72puaXg2iaG88OS
@keen sparrow
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This...
if kid doesn't watch tom and jerry in the morning
2/3 years dagestan and forget
@keen sparrow a fine addition to my collection
crown*
no
Burger King crown 😊
The Lord of the Diabetics
Funny speech at the end
@native crypt @keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent
1.9 Litre ❌
1.9 million km ✅
True
this is one of the "small hats" cooldee's friend was talking about
wtf are these bomb codes bro
Kapitan_Goshan @ancient marsh
skoda too 
that is a skoda in teh video
blind ass mf
yeah youre retarded
Is Zryachi broken again? I didnt see that fuck anywhere on his pile of rocks
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he was just sitting here this whole time
i hate the direction of this game
how its going
like genuine cringe shit
kys
for what
wb 2
@keen sparrow @stark torrent
removed the beard
it will be cold on my face but man it feels fresh
@fast garden does the val mod4 overheat slower than regular?
watching gameplay clips of it and havent seen it jam yet
It’s better than the sr3m for that
When I was testing in it firing range with pab9, around lvl 18 AR skill, and the mag well for faster reloads just dumping mags as quickly as possible it consistently only jammed in the last 5 bullets of the third mag
you had a beard?
I shave my face every shower, cba to have facial hair
had a 'soul patch' back when i was like.. 20
god i looked like such a tool
guys
DO NOT check what is the diesel engine of the Dodge Ram Heavy duty

@keen sparrow @fast garden @ancient marsh @little flame @stark torrent
I wont
farted so hard the cat left the room
BRO
Im out to grab pizza
its that time of the month where everyone in tarkov channel takes a shower
Bizza
I laughed out loud on this one
usually its my cat that farts so hard that i leave the room
unlocking dad farts is a deadly weapon
flashbang? nah room clear with dad fart
mine doesn't god bless
Ur so lucky
nah but hes dumb
@fast garden hows warframe going
Lmaoooo
Goes into pc shop, yall got pcs here?
if you ask the employees past 9pm yeah
i was lowkey burning myself out so last night i downloaded lords of the fallen from my steam library and bought nioh 2
Yooooo
my uriel nukes
Fucking both bangers
my khora prime nukes
yeah like honestly these are games i was looking at for a while
Its difficult tho
maybe not so much lotf
but i started in veteran mode so thats been fun
its good now anyway
we know it wasnt before
I played on release
Pre nerf first boss was fuvking cancer
First major boss
The light sword bitch
Ye
fucking chivalry back swing bitch
Lmao
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame
cooldee's early life history portion on wikipedia is quite interesting
for the OOOOOURDEEEEEEEEEEERR
had like 200 hours shit was fun af tho but yeah the PvP was cancer all the spins and shit
maps were great tho
played the shit out of Mordhau tho
my dumbass hiding in the daycare while i eat chocolat chip cookies with coffee at my desk IRL
SOMESTUFF and PAWNSHOP

ye those were old ones from tigz bot retard forgot to update them
@compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden @glacial haven @little flame @viral egret https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/FreezingCloudyKittenPunchTrees-r_LIInS7od5xRY90
oh im hard alright
MRPROPER code
Even going by what he actually means by that, the only thing it does is push people closer to the edge
back swings baybee
okay now we're just making shit up
soem of those are expired already
but yeah that ju20 was a code
Now just make it so your fps doesn't get send to Tel Aviv when you scope in and I'm happy.
so all they did was add that lense glare?
revolutionary
the door mechanic is legit in stalker
U can shoot off a dor lock and it goes from locked to unlocked
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sec...
yumm
noone's bragging retard

stop being mean
stop talking
stfu man
live chad vs spt soy

itsalwaystheyellowones.mp4
holy shit that's actually the name, lmfao
bro what
where tf
The ejected casing doesn't have a struck primer
how
this kid
@stark torrent @compact knoll
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what are we doing
in the fucking container
hes jorkig off
he wasn't even wearing anything, lol
Bro was in the
stance praying you dont find him so he can keep his last gun
@compact knoll matched against me
@glacial haven Rainbow Six Siege has been hacked, with hackers giving players billions of in-game currency and randomly banning accounts
Developers have acknowledged the "incident" and are working on a resolution

i hope they hit my account
with the billions of ingame currency
About time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsKTBV-3OOs
@little flame
#funny #memes #original #josemourinho
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CRYON
THE GUYS RAGDOLL AT THE END 
planted his head in the ground like a goddamn tree
@stark torrent
based
literally a fuckin pelican case with shoulder+waist straps, lol
Still not BiS though
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Here are the lyric of this song.
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馬鹿みたい 子供なのね
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嘘が下手なくせに 笑えない笑顔みせた
I love youも ろくに言わない
口下手でほんまに不...
Is it 7 kilos when empty??
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HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
M1A IS SO FUCKING BAD
M80
holy shit that guy is so bad at throwing nades

the ford f150 of women is crazy
Someone else said youre hotter than a spoon at a crackhouse on payday
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clearly they've never been to plovdiv
@fast garden @keen sparrow apparently ozarks first is some station from springfield Missouri
CHAT WE'RE GOING TO MISSOURI
@stark torrent @little flame mf said jannah link
yes
Everyone in Arena is hugging each other, it's so wholesome.
true
Abi legit doing things is crazy
Wait actually original shit???
all points capped all match 
@ancient marsh
mdr fucks
its nice
wtf is point shooting
hipfire?
yes point fire is hipfire
and 1 match of base and its done

listen man i just didnt know point shooting meant hipfire
i did it anyway on dorms
speed please
goddam
you've got to be joking
did they really?
noooooooo
that's gotta be edited
That last one with the girl as the front sight post is probably the most useable tbh
as much as i love the meme of waifu irons, some of them are obstructive af
Is it confirmed that being under the effect of frostbite grants Immunity XP?
It does improve the skill
I was thinking it'd be that or stress resistance
then i saw the green portion of the line mid-raid, thought i was going schizo
okay, that looks fucking cool.
was
doesn't anymore
i confirmed it myself
but they changed noe
i went from 0 to 2 immunity in 1 raid
albeit i was always healing eithrr with stim or med
props dont give much immunity though
it was the constant frostbite effect being counted as i guess negative stim debuff
now it doesnt do shit
It makes sense though that it would count
abi is a good game all in all imo but tarkov tickles the autist in my brain
It is wild to me that EFT still doesn't have an AMB17
like when i play abi it feels like i got nothing to work towards really
in tarkov im struggling 24/7 but i know what i want to do next like i have a clear objective to work towards
like abi has the hideout sort of but that doesnt hit the same as tarkov's hideout its kind of worse
and the missions in abi are also like not it chief idk it dont got this shit down
the gameplay is fine its just 
BSG has shot it, but I guess they haven't fully implemented it in game yet
`never know wth is this one
the part i like the most in that game is legit just the arena gamemodes like the gungame or tdm but those are weird like theyre only available on some sort of schedule last time i checked
GOSHAAAAN
@ancient marsh do you think trying to hunt cultists as a pscav is a good idea
they usually dont shoot you at all
no, if you meet them you prolly wont kill them all
i mean
they dont wear helmets
ur gun willl jam
@fast garden also you can fix that run aim bug if you change run or aim from continious
to the other one
to press
You are a fat fuck
You got everything
Everythiiiing
You got egg roll
i do it on customs its pretty easy
i have a feeling those 2 2x2 slots at the bottom are extra plates
they do still totally treat you the same
but cultists are just weird, if they were gonna kill you they were gonna kill you regardless of what you had on
bro
theres no fucking way
i cant post it damn it
go to official eft discord
check the news on eft channel
watch the ice breaker video
the noise of the wind is the same as the ash storms in morrowind
never played morro
🫃🏿
dont call me black ever again
@little flame didnt you need the nutsack mask
eh i cant be asked to wait for them to respond
heuhhuh hhoohooo nutt sac
he needs it yeah
i dont think he fouind it stil
i know i have one in stash
accidentally shot santa while shooting scavs and he almost packed my shit in

santa throws huge hands
and now he wont let me leave big red or he'll kill me with that stupid sks of his
Only a matter of time till you pay 60k per v-ex
dont worry i just ran aWAY
after he blacked my arm and almost killed me
grand wizard buyanov
bro
is this guy actually a oxymoron
@ancient marsh do you know the bridge on customs
this mf is camping behind a bus, literally easy food for any sniper from any distance
level 40 btw

only losing because of this bullshit beanie
i dont have extreme cold masks
just wear a beanie what
@viral egret arena dailies?
sure
yeah but im being headshot and killed by shit like fucking fmj
this guy had pp and fmj mix
so? hop on man
vc?
@ancient marsh be there in 10
we're gonna do 1 cp in the meantime
CHECKPOINT
I MEANT CHECLPOINT
i do this joke once and youtube recommends me that
final stage of a tarkov player
the final stage is 6 feet deep
in nikita's basement?
i thought more about a graveyard but hey, you can ask him
If you would look to the right, you'd see the remains of the Ubisoft Executive that first heard about the hack
@ancient marsh @viral egret @compact knoll
@viral egret
Good morning i hate women
no
@stark torrent @viral egret play 1 without me
i dont get it
Yesm
original how
crazy how
Adding original shit
@stark torrent
oo snow
bro is about to get some documents in X 17
?????
@ancient marsh
discord i am not associated with these people in anyway
ty
also we're buying a proper chair for me finally @stark torrent
no more old wooden chair
gg

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ye imma go out as well play later
bro are we retarded
i am NOT suicidal
@glacial haven
lol
wrong channel retard
Not just taking an idea tarkov had and doing it at half quality before tarkov does it
Frota with his takes again
in the vid it looks like a generic tactical shooter / Insurgency clone
???
all they did was add some chinesium guns man
it's like glazing tarkov for adding an AKMS
pipe down
gg
The amb17 is one of those guns tarkov should've had ages ago
Instead of like, the mod4
That still should be added but not before the real gun lmao
why have it over a val
@ancient marsh
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ham, chicken, hunter sausage
cheese all over
@stark torrent @little flame frostbite leaves ur head on 1 hp
yeah
still with that 2005 monitor
fellas lets sponsor artyom
@compact knoll KAYA PLEASE JUST STOPPPP
@stark torrent
exfilled outw ith 500 rounds of ammo and a ledx from woods
god is good
aaand headphones died
@fast garden when are you getting tired of warframe
Do still my hacks work for the newest version ?
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??????
kys
It was just a Joke Calm Down
I'm considering buying the game now that it came out.
why are we killing tagilla
he jumped me first
you lose rep you know
not that bad loss i think
Watching tarkob while eating before going back to playing tarkob
@compact knoll
Yall legit are so sick in the head

r u speaking from experience
look man
i could say soemthing back
but then i would have a ticket open against me
This is legit the autism epi center
Nikita got yall in his pocket
However consider
I dident play tarkob since like a solid 2 months iirc
Nah ur right
so good of you
I look at the computer the computer say fk alle fk iedy fk xal fk ivan
I"M WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY FK ME FOR
Thanks
artyom was the one who started it all
then it was alle
SAY FUCK THAT FELLA
this....is a bucket
Sorry for making you act up big guy, wont happen again 🙏 😭
how am i acting up, ur just acting like a dick for no reason
need to go and kill rakhul on inferno
for achievement and maybe ring
@little flame farmed hours for all souls to go fight inferno gabriel anda he gave me some shitty satanic
New arena map Tel Aviv where its Enforcer only
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rhodesian retards BTFO
REEEEEEEEEEETARDS!!!!!
@little flame

cant get a fucking break in this game
i need fucking hunting trip
shturman literally started fucking hiding
behind cabins
so i couldnt shoot him
its so fucked because you cant even back out now after like 8 minutes
hdd users 
WASTED 18 MIN FOR THIS

12433333890uijokasfdndgknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnknknknkn

this fucking game
nikita making himself retarded before every broadcast
so
artjom got his stuff back
but not me
god bless this game

hunting trip done
lmk if one of u guys have a tigz splint or nutsack on ur scavs @ancient marsh @viral egret @stark torrent


Nut Sack Moment
i need my nut sack to survive

get on 
bosh
i got out with the nut sack
this thing is the best supressor for the sr25 now
oh this guy i naded was a pedofile
thats why he spotted me thru the tree
while not even looking at me
lmao
OOo
took a shower because I smelled like a skunk
washed hair
feeling fresh
now I have jager

I'm accepting it
dont care
jager is amazing
wait are they finally doing that thing ive been hoping for, for ages
the skyscraper map
ah yes
Read the part where it says arena
vertigo


this game is actually horrid cancer when you cant even run helmet
or mask
@stark torrent tried to fight shturman so i can get my shitty tarkov shooter got packed up by a guard
no deathshadow otherwise i wouldve lived
cause i got shot with fucking ultra nozzler by a guard
nice
only paid2 mil for it
instead of 20
I'm simply a business man
im NOT accepting a friend request from Bulgarian diddy bro
@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow @little flame @compact knoll
LMAOO
bulgarian diddy
nose so big, he can smell that you won't accept through the screen
Yeah I think we need to put you down before the russian millitary does
just to save u some time
retard
@fast garden @stark torrent
bros first kappa
ye
how much more warframe can you take

its now lk and tracksuit time
pain
play bolt actions and do labyrinth and then do terminal or have fun
idk man
and the event looks shit so
game deadass shit rn unless u have lvl 106 on arena battlepass
popped his cherry









