💣tarkov-released

[hollow patrol]

so i can store my heaps of junk

[tame dawn]

Its worth it. You might be able to get a toolbox for linking tarkov to discord acct.

[hollow patrol]

i c

im not gonna do all that proably

maybe later

but ion wanna do all that

[tame dawn]

Its gonna be alot of time playing tarkov tetris, especially on standard edition

[hollow patrol]

im fine with doing that

i like inventory management

although it is a struggle rn

to be fair

and its gonna be a while until i can upgrade my stash

[tame dawn]

Biggest things i rush early wipe is scav box > flea market > docs case > get quest/loot keys

Also you can put surgery kits in special slots in your inventory and not lose them

[hollow patrol]

[tame dawn]

You already know about keeping mag space for reloads?

[hollow patrol]

whar

pardon

[tame dawn]

Need empty 1x2 slots when you reload, otherwise you drop the mag.

[hollow patrol]

oh alr

[fast garden]

So I think the new earbuds are locked after this quest that comes after sbih

[compact knoll]

Its 35k

But i need a lot

[wintry ridge]

Wait

Sbih finally worth doing??

Other than kappa or whatever it is

[wintry ridge]

Oh nice I bought at like 18j each

[fast garden]

God my phone finally connected

Anyway

I sent that like 2 hr ago

Task after sbih to get 15 pmc kills no armor with headset and another 15 pmc kills wearing tank helmet

[compact knoll]

Oh that one

[compact knoll]

Are the earbuds any good

[fast garden]

According to hyperrat yes

Tested

Teps have goodish ambient reduction and bad range, 45m new ones have bad ambient reduction, I’m assuming similar to comtac4, but have like 54m range?

[compact knoll]

Miiiiid

[wintry ridge]

Tbh

Not bad

Especially for use with closed helmets

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[rugged stump]

Oh dear

Tried playing tarkov Pve. What da hell is this performance. Maybe the snow update killed all FPS but holy hell it’s only 40fps on my rig

Ground zero btw

[fast garden]

Pve runs like shit

[rugged stump]

Kinda crazy how there’s no real players and some ai pmcs but the game runs worse

Mind you I have a 4070 card and running the game on medium settings

[pallid bolt]

it's cause you're loading it on your machine instead of their servers

all the AI is run by you instead

[fast garden]

Yeah there’s an option to play locally or on severs but it’s locked on some maps

[hearty oar]

kaban and me

[native crypt]

i love that the guards still run away with the emplacements

[hearty oar]

nah that was Gus but he dead. some how Gus holding that 12.7mm machine gun which is... weird? A fellow scav player come and ask me to assist him kill Kaban... i gave him PMC guns and armor. And he kill Gus before lying on the left of the picture

[native crypt]

yeah the ai holding the 12.7 mg is a recurring bug

[hearty oar]

cute

[viral egret]

wtf? @soft coral

[compact knoll]

It wont be too good for me if they manage to uncensore the new batch of the epstein files

[viral egret]

why is gurag so easy on hell 1

bro the enemies i fought to the way to gurag were harder than him

@soft coral like wtf

300 dmg per hit from gurag

that one fucking divine lightning colossal enemy that was instakilling me blockign me from gurag was harder

[soft coral]

scaling is a bit clunky sometimes

some enemies feel tankier than bosses because enemies have affixes

bosses cant

[viral egret]

i mean

even normal enemies do abt 900 dmg per hit to me

[soft coral]

enemies have those shielding , anraged or w/e affixes

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/C72325k5dHA?si=_MDnB0-4unklVFhz

[gritty python]

saw that

spaghetti code strikes again

[stark torrent]

another bug that got adressed 50 times yet never fixed

[keen sparrow]

I'm pretty sure their netcode is just so shit that the server forgot that the other 59 bullets are suppose to have weight

[soft coral]

@stark torrent Айдеее Весела Коледа дебел много здраве и щастие хуя само да расте

[keen sparrow]

למה אתה כל כך מודאג מגודל הפין של גבר אחר?

[soft coral]

dont mske fun of me

you hoe

[keen sparrow]

Merry Christmas to you too boo

[soft coral]

blow up

merry xmas tho

❤️

[keen sparrow]

oh, Rex Jr. watched more Tom & Jerry today

there was the beach episode with the bitch and the sandwich that has a clam in it. the one with the diagram for 'a new mouse trap'

[soft coral]

aaaah salt water tabby

[keen sparrow]

the one where the dad dog beats up tom

[soft coral]

that's one of their best

[keen sparrow]

Was a good time.

[soft coral]

i even know the name im that crazy

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, i forgot about it till you said it. That's a talent

[soft coral]

has he watched yankee doodle mouse? @keen sparrow

from volume 1

idk where u play them from

[granite coral]

Come on Merry Christmas, fat man, lots of health and happiness, may your dick only grow
-# Translated from :flag_bg: Bulgarian to :flag_gb: English

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

i'll make a note of it

[soft coral]

actuallt nvm

[keen sparrow]

That was beautiful

[soft coral]

i didnt see the bottom right

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

[soft coral]

nothing happened dw

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1453625020424257688/6a5aca5518ee5af83f630dac8a3d28fd.png?ex=694e214b&is=694ccfcb&hm=e627c951122f6c3181bb165ad11107aba40ce693de9077ce00a79b350723fb85&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

airwingkirk

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

whoever is in charge of audio in tarkov needs to be on a military tribunal

[keen sparrow]

Valentina Gomez said it, not me

[ancient marsh]

genuinely a felony

[ancient marsh]

you posted it???

[keen sparrow]

What’s wild to me is how bad the map audio is, but the code behind ear-pro EQ is some of the most autistic audio-engineer shit i’ve ever seen in a video game

BSG essentially draws a box around every room to tell the engine, ‘this is inside, only indoors sounds happen here, anyone outside this box hears them muffled’

But someone fucks them up all the time.

[ancient marsh]

i dont even know how theoretically there is a situation where a guy with an LMG is running around the map with zero footsteps on him

and his lmg sounds like it's at the bottom of the mariana trench

[stark torrent]

ok lets not post that

[keen sparrow]

Alright fine

Back to photoshops of jeffery epstein

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/giggles-dodosky-smile-stare-gif-15649954

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

this leads to 6767 armor damage and 180 hp

[keen sparrow]

So sriracha can face-tank a round that would penetrate 3 inches of steel IRL

[soft coral]

WHAT AM I READING IN THIS CHAT

[keen sparrow]

Oh right

Yu-gi-oh, tom and jerry

Burn cds burn cds

Hero siege, warframe

Uhhhh

[soft coral]

warframe?

retard wrong chat

[keen sparrow]

It was ALL DAY today

[soft coral]

god bless i wasnt here

[stark torrent]

ok time to go to Christmas Table with family

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-god-help-me-denzel-washinton-flight-meme-full-meme-denzel-washington-flight-gif-1138985883821755628

[soft coral]

grandpa about to rip some racist shit

its over

[little flame]

@stark torrent @viral egret merry christmas to u guys :)

[ancient marsh]

iedy is old enough to be grandpa

[keen sparrow]

he should've showed his family that video i posted before he deleted it

[ancient marsh]

WHAT HTE FUCK IS ARENA?

I AM IN A GAME WITH ONE OTHER DUDE ON TEAMFIGHT

AND I CANT DISCONNECT

HELLO?

[stark torrent]

Merry xmas sirrr

[little flame]

u win these

[stark torrent]

Israel supporters do not get a disconnect button

[ancient marsh]

were the big shelves always THIS big?

theres no way

[stark torrent]

Yes nobody went lvl 3 lately cause it rewuired a lot of FiR shit

Like 15 lamps and metal parts and shit so yeah it was skipped

You get like almost 0 benefits from it anyway

[ancient marsh]

no the most was like a set of files and a lion fir

[little flame]

set of epstein files

[keen sparrow]

doesn't it almost double your amount of dogtag storage though?

[stark torrent]

Would have been cool if putting valuables in there gave more bonus % but its just dogtags, so why keep valuables there and not sell it

[stark torrent]

In hardcore which was last wipe, it wasnt

[little flame]

xal happy hannukah

[stark torrent]

Thats why you prob never saw someone with lvl 3

Not even i had it it was tedious af

For no gain

[ancient marsh]

hanukkah already passed

[little flame]

close enough

[ancient marsh]

wow thank you soooooooooooo much

not even super low levels btw

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-stream-bounce-bouncing-thank-you-gif-9341506401608289655

[stark torrent]

I mean this + shooting range 3 gives you 10% as well

[little flame]

bro has my dogtag in his hall of fame

thats diabolical

[stark torrent]

So 15% bonus overall to combat

But it rarely matters if the xp gain is just dogshit

[ancient marsh]

idc trophy wall bonus should be buffed massively

[stark torrent]

Like 15% bonus on almost nothing per raid is still nothing

[ancient marsh]

combat skills are turbo useless too

15% increase to what

0.4% recoil reduction skill?

[little flame]

testicular torsion

[stark torrent]

I said here

Like i kept there the items for ragman and btc for mechanic

Thats it

• you dont get this bonus on arena where you level combat skills msotly so

Dog shet

[ancient marsh]

70k for this rig is underrated

[ancient marsh]

same

[little flame]

@ancient marsh

what was the addon called again

for warframe

on overwolf

[ancient marsh]

Alecaframe

I posted a link to it.above somewhere

[little flame]

ty

https://tenor.com/view/thankyou-jonah-and-alex-gif-10236473324613230715

[keen sparrow]

whoever the ty squat guy is

100% sucks dicks with his asshole

[little flame]

@soft coral

actually was quite difficult

[viral egret]

merry christmas allee

[little flame]

:)

[keen sparrow]

This should totally fly right?

[soft coral]

ggs

now you can FINALLY play the game

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

This dumbass shit might actually work. hate this game sometimes

PoS wouldn't let me pitch +15°, so i couldn't land

[viral egret]

just realised

how realistic

where the baffles

[keen sparrow]

Which suppressor

[viral egret]

Socom RC2

tan one

5.56

DTK-4M is just filled in so i hope it's probably just styrofoam filling

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/-MvBqBoRLR0?si=WrpeWTnhHxudX6xA&t=6

They actually did alright btw

[viral egret]

yea but

it has baffling inside

it should have

[keen sparrow]

is the entire goddamn tube hollow? lol

i'm not starting tarkov to check

[viral egret]

yes

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lilo-and-stitch-mad-rage-scream-pillow-gif-3574626

[viral egret]

i think the other socoms might be the same

[keen sparrow]

And Nikita wants to slap people that say modders do it better

[viral egret]

mini monster > half empty

monster > half empty

yea so

@keen sparrow RC2 is full empty, the other 2 are half empty

no baffling or active suppresssion systems

literally just pure steel

[keen sparrow]

makes no sense, lol

[viral egret]

its same with DTK-4M

but that one atleast has attempts

[hearty oar]

i do love my scav. merry christmas boy!

[viral egret]

maybe its styrofoam filled fo the dtk4m because i can see the cyllindrical housing thingies

[gritty python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LTuXwzAWz7E?si=AN6ivlWkFcRn60-K

[hollow patrol]

merry christmas retards

[viral egret]

mrry christmas

[viral egret]

bro got gunned down

[hollow patrol]

i might play

rn or later

[viral egret]

im scavving

[hollow patrol]

based and scavpilled

[viral egret]

+83K

[stark torrent]

Did 1 customs raid, killed 11 scavs

Did another to finish the quest , need 1 scav

Die off spawn to a cheater

Merry Xmas

[viral egret]

just one more

[viral egret]

such is life in tarkob

reminded me i need to go do rite of passage fml

[ancient marsh]

@hollow patrol what time is it for you big man

[viral egret]

time to camp old gas

it is 2 pm

[ancient marsh]

who asked u

[viral egret]

2:03 pm cause hes romaian

[ancient marsh]

oh wait he is?

i thought ham

[viral egret]

yes

[ancient marsh]

is NA

[viral egret]

no

hes like in north romania or something

[ancient marsh]

my bad boss @viral egret

[hollow patrol]

2 PM

[viral egret]

its fine

[ancient marsh]

ah so we're on similar time frame i didnt know

[hollow patrol]

dumb .. asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[ancient marsh]

maybe we can play when im home later

i gotta go in an hour and ill be back in 2-3

[viral egret]

exam?

[ancient marsh]

i hate commuting to uni man

[viral egret]

good luck mate

youll need it

probably

[ancient marsh]

no the last class for that subject before the exam tmrw

[hollow patrol]

but i still dont have mental hospital access because iedy went to sleep without giving me it

[viral egret]

ah good luck still

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent fucking bastard bloody you bastar

give ham tarkov vc access

[next temple]

i am being tempted to reinstall tarkov

[glacial haven]

gave you permissions

[hollow patrol]

thx

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

thank you hitler

for letting this jewish young man into the reichstag

[stark torrent]

It was hamma__ not hamma_

Dogshit name

Couldnt find it

[next temple]

WHy the onlyfans link

[hollow patrol]

i couldnt get the raw hamma tag bro

it is what it is

gg ez

[ancient marsh]

the what

[hollow patrol]

didnt mean to reply to you

[hollow patrol]

to iedy

hamma was already taken i had to go for hamma__ 😔

[stark torrent]

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-thug-hunters-thugger-thuggin-gif-25386960

[viral egret]

who sold bp to fence lmaoo

[ancient marsh]

800 is not a bad price at all

its genuinely good ammo

[viral egret]

yeah but isaw that shit tried to buy and its already gone

it just vanishes

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1453582463711580264/baby_30.webp?ex=694df9a9&is=694ca829&hm=c1bbb79d60a725b9478bec16aa837f9d85880c07df7b2f43438d2ac57097af60&=&format=webp

what is ts bro...

[viral egret]

pestily got kirkified

ggs

[ancient marsh]

thats airwingmarine

[viral egret]

damn

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

gonna go try to do rite of passage

[stark torrent]

He is sniping himself

[viral egret]

old gas is near fac exfil no?

[viral egret]

hes gonna miss the shot on a guy and the bullet ricochets twice off a metal plate straight back at him

[ancient marsh]

DISAVOW

[little flame]

ok bro

what?????

[viral egret]

i guess i cant even work out

[glacial haven]

i got a different question

[glacial haven]

why tf the screenshot called "baby_30.webp"

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

it is?

idk

i didnt make that

[little flame]

[hollow patrol]

you too huh

yeah...

[little flame]

cursed

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

mach 5 or smth

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[glacial haven]

The theoretical int32 minimum,

public const int MinValue = -2147483648;

They probably fucked up something either with the calculation or the % they show is just pure guess work

[little flame]

lmao

[keen sparrow]

I think i accidentally made the perfect scramjet

'Most G-Force endured: 114"

[hard heart]

Get the mouse flight mod, you will never get back to normal controls for jets

[keen sparrow]

Tempted to get controller support enabled

That was the only good part about KSP on console was thumbstick controls

k, going to *2 the engines

[little flame]

@ancient marsh wanna do some raids

can go any map

that u need

[ancient marsh]

im leaving literally now

[little flame]

bruh

this fella

[ancient marsh]

im gonna find which guy got banned

and leaving

its 5 pm for me rn

ill most likely be home at like

8 pm

[little flame]

@stark torrent hows christmas going

[hollow patrol]

whats up buddy @little flame

[little flame]

wassup

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/trollszn123-ronaldo-gif-18268194

[little flame]

how ru doing

[hollow patrol]

bored might hop on

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-thank-you-thank-you-meme-xqc-squatting-xqc-meme-gif-12579978300210985559

im bored as shiit

[hollow patrol]

i need to make moneey

i need to unlock mapss

[viral egret]

IM SORRY

[hollow patrol]

i need to learrn

[little flame]

im making money rn just on woods

[viral egret]

bro

[little flame]

btr go brrrrrrrrrrr

[viral egret]

i passed by stronghold

and i got TOUCHED

[hollow patrol]

i cant even go to woods yet

[stark torrent]

Me after a solid 3 hour sleep ready for work at 6:30 AM @compact knoll @ancient marsh

[viral egret]

RESHALAS GUARDS

[hollow patrol]

i think i have to survive a factory raid as my next task

then i might have woods access

[little flame]

67

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

They defo wont ban prestige ppl

[viral egret]

i died

[little flame]

i remember this guy

where from

wtf

[viral egret]

8 scavs in fucking stronghold

collectively molested me

i shot some guy with a white beard mightve been partisan

[hollow patrol]

actually no wait i have business in ground zero rn too

[viral egret]

no red pilgrim so

[hollow patrol]

fuhhh

[viral egret]

fuuh

[stark torrent]

Reshala has beard

[stark torrent]

And santa hat

Bro killed reshala

[viral egret]

fuuuhhh

[little flame]

gj cryon

[viral egret]

reshala died in 1 headshot

i thought it was normal scav

[little flame]

lmao

[hollow patrol]

im off to ground zero

[viral egret]

god bless this game

[hollow patrol]

for mechanics task where he wants me to peep the terragroup building

[hallow stream]

Merry Christmas to you retards, from retard

[viral egret]

i was gonna win the fight but a third guard appeared from treasure and headshot me

ggs man

[viral egret]

xmerry christmax

[hollow patrol]

im really starting to learn ground zero atp

[viral egret]

atleast cultists done

open circle get toz

[hollow patrol]

starting to learn the map layout

[viral egret]

mfs bestowed their best gift

[keen sparrow]

really not a bad map as long as you don't start at Emercom

[viral egret]

[viral egret]

or mira ave

[keen sparrow]

GZ

[viral egret]

walked down the street got lit up

[hollow patrol]

i dont think emercom is that bad of a start either you can just go through the underground to get wherever the fuck

[viral egret]

yes

mira ave spawn is next to streets of tarkov transit

in that building

[keen sparrow]

pretty much that whole side of the map is cheeks imo

[viral egret]

agreed

[hollow patrol]

yeah i think the loot there kinda ass

[keen sparrow]

just wait

[soft coral]

man

[keen sparrow]

wait until you're on high level GZ where there's like... 30 suitcases and 72 dufflebags

[hollow patrol]

im waiting

[soft coral]

cant wait to go back and grind hero siege

[little flame]

wdym

u not home?

[soft coral]

no.

[little flame]

gotcha

[soft coral]

village

[little flame]

bros in sunken

[soft coral]

@little flame @keen sparrow @stark torrent

[little flame]

[soft coral]

???

[little flame]

idk

[hollow patrol]

essential for my stash upgrade i have to survive this now

[soft coral]

yall mfs got gifts?

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/bosh-big-john-gif-1191997508994478481

bosh

[stark torrent]

Yes i got clothes and jackets

Also a St Andrew icon

⛪

[soft coral]

i got 2 shampoos and the hello kitty blanket

OOOSHK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1444606028196085850/attachment-100.gif

[hollow patrol]

i died :(

bombed :(

big boom :(

but

i did save 1 screw nut item

which i needed for my workbench upgrade all i need is to spend a few roubles

[stark torrent]

You can bring the nut can in pouch btw

So you can store up to 9 bolts nuts and metal parts in it

[hollow patrol]

workbench made gg

[hollow patrol]

i havent found one so i wouldnt know

but thanks

oh sick

[stark torrent]

You craft it from a coffee can at food station

[hollow patrol]

i dont have a food station yet so gg

i dont think ive even found any of the items for it

[stark torrent]

Starving it is

LA simulator

[hollow patrol]

is this ammo good vro

[stark torrent]

Its decent yes

[hollow patrol]

seems like decent penetration for shells

[stark torrent]

But shotguns suck balls overall

[hollow patrol]

you cna make a nut can at a workbench too

[stark torrent]

Ah yes

Kewl

[viral egret]

i got arena a wallet and a belt

[soft coral]

a wallet?

[stark torrent]

Anyone seen my wallet

[soft coral]

shit cant find mine too

[hollow patrol]

ok boss so how do i where do i access his office wait i can probably find it

yeaahh 2nd floor

ok

we're going back to ground zeroo

let the scavs take me i aint no bitch

[soft coral]

get a match on tinder
open
its a whale

do i look like jeremy wade to you?

[stark torrent]

Spit my drink

[hollow patrol]

i was taken

i saved some rat poison ig

my game fr crashed before i could get to the heal menu btw

so my shit is just discombobulated

time for me to scav

[little flame]

spent the last 20 minutes or so organizing stash

its so joever

now we can actually play the game

cant loot

[little flame]

lmaooo

[hollow patrol]

PROPER SCAV RUN LADS

INTERCHANGE NEVER LET ME DOWN

[keen sparrow]

mans got the Jack

[hollow patrol]

no idea where ill use half of this shit

[little flame]

yooo

W

[keen sparrow]

You can pretend that that Salewa don't exist, lol

[little flame]

big

[hollow patrol]

what am i gonna have to keep here

[keen sparrow]

I see that yellow checkmark

[hollow patrol]

salewa is going to therapist instantly

[viral egret]

10.6x exp on the 16th transit or smth @stark torrent

[viral egret]

keep fcond and cms

sdiary can be sold for money

[hollow patrol]

i saw an extract camper on emercom checkpoint where i extracted but i lowkey just snuck up into the extract radius and he didnt see me

[viral egret]

lmaoo

[hollow patrol]

is the booze good for anything or nah

[viral egret]

sell to jaeger

for like 65k

30k or 65k idont remember

[little flame]

not horrible

full plates

[hollow patrol]

ok ill keep it till i have jaeger

[little flame]

ill take it

[hollow patrol]

it hink i saw something about the nut sack balaclava and cultist circle so ill keep it too

[little flame]

oh u got the nut sack

[viral egret]

cultist circle will help u massively in questing

[little flame]

that is a wild statement

but nice

why is it fucking called the nut sack

😭

[hollow patrol]

mmhmhmhm urhhuhuhhh

FUCK

MY STASH HAS NO MORE SPACEE

massive tetris time

[little flame]

looks kinda nice actually

[little flame]

sheesh

[hollow patrol]

my stash is. full

entirely full

i have to sell things

literally every slot is filled

[soft coral]

NO MOQ
TWO YEAR WARRANTY @little flame @hollow patrol
@keen sparrow

[little flame]

wat

[keen sparrow]

lol what's bro on about now

[hollow patrol]

whatever he said

[little flame]

no clue

genuinely

[hollow patrol]

im gonna be in tarkov vc while im organizing my stash

[soft coral]

exposed that none of you watched the vid

[keen sparrow]

how tf am i not in Tarkov VC

oh yeah, i play SPT

[soft coral]

even if u play we can add u

[keen sparrow]

[gritty python]

the hospital is taking many admits for christmas

[keen sparrow]

many such cases

the amount of alchoholic aunts/grannies that think they can stop drinking cold-turkey to visit the relatives

and then they go into acute booze withdrawls which can cause seizures and or psychosis

[gritty python]

oh trust me ik, i date a nurse that works in a heart hospital and she’s had 4 or 5 different junkies in various stages of cocaine or alcohol withdrawal

[keen sparrow]

and the best TX for booze withdrawl?

an IV of methanol

[gritty python]

iv push potassium

[keen sparrow]

I worked Ortho, but always got floated to medsurg or ICU for the holidays

was fucking aids

[gritty python]

fuck that she loves when she gets general care because half of the time she gets icu stepdown patients and is just like

[gritty python]

do you find yourself dying to throat with bagariy a lot?

switched to korunds and feel like it does nothing despite having cover

[little flame]

yep

i do

that or nape

its like one little fucking spot above my armor

always

watching ham play tarkov is a fun experience

wtf is this

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

ugh

[little flame]

its a fucking

removed key

?

wtfff

[viral egret]

wtf

@stark torrent pscav shoots at me (p-scav aswell) with shotgun

misses in cqc

chases me down

misses again

i exfil

+100k

aok bro

10-20 fps only in arena ggs

[soft coral]

5 days until the euro

[viral egret]

trying to play arena is cbt

speed please what is this

everytime i get shot or start running my game drops to 1 fps

[hollow patrol]

died horribly

[soft coral]

ongod fellas pissed off short girls are like a chipmunk with rabies

[hollow patrol]

i got 1 kill but then found another guy and wasnt ready to cap him

he was

😔

stash space cleared via death

[viral egret]

yep

[hollow patrol]

nooo

[viral egret]

sounds about right

[hollow patrol]

bulgaria #1

killed me

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh arena lion what do i do

yeah sounds about right

[stark torrent]

Escape from 2 fps

[viral egret]

i didnt even do shit

for this to happen

its just happening

o8ut of nowhere

can literally see that mys hit isnt even hitting 100%

but it happens each time this model 1 guy shoots

[viral egret]

also its a 3v5

1 guy left and 1 guy is disconnecting/reconnecting nonstop

[glacial haven]

[viral egret]

and some guy is shooting thru walls

[glacial haven]

one day

[viral egret]

hey blood

[glacial haven]

sup

[viral egret]

so theoretically how bad do you fuck up for a gaame to run nonstop 2 fps

i'm having a bit of a issue

[glacial haven]

from which perspective

[stark torrent]

usually that issue is from drivers

update ur drivers

[glacial haven]

user perspective or developer perspective

[viral egret]

bro i was playing tarkov earlier with no issue

and earlier it was fine

user perspective

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

and its randomly fine again

yeah im checking for driver updates

[glacial haven]

not very hard, reinstall drivers / update drivers, make sure no overlays are used (disable discord overlay, xbox overlay, overwolf etc.) or just restart

[viral egret]

usuallyi have discord overlay off on anything

[glacial haven]

overlays are usually a performance killer because they inject into the rendering queue of the game

[viral egret]

but its not worth it so time to go update drivers

[glacial haven]

meaning that it does more shit to render

[hollow patrol]

this shit is legit how my game was running before i switched my os drive

evil

TODAY

i will buy a lucky scav junkbox

beautiful

my inventory is 10 times cleaner

needs more work

but its better now

[soft coral]

shes nice
treats me well
replies to my texts
and respects my opinin
this is why i will block and ghost her
#meninwomenfields

[soft coral]

what dac is thay

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @hollow patrol @glacial haven @viral egret @little flame

[hollow patrol]

how many cms kits do i need for that one task

that yall told me about

or do i not need them and ive been hoarding for no reason

[glacial haven]

first time i play arena, immediately mentioned under a nikita post

[hollow patrol]

Gluttony

[viral egret]

shiiit they caught my username

[viral egret]

2

2 of them FIR

time to protect B with my life and soul

[hollow patrol]

ok im gonna start using the other ones i find

man my stash feels so much cleaner now

the junkbox helped insanely

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[gritty python]

is just a 2i2 solo for my shure mic

i had a goxlr at my old setup but i sold that bitch

not worth

[keen sparrow]

As someone that dabbled in electrical engineering in my teens, the acronyms DAC and ADC give me flashbacks

[little flame]

@stark torrent what u doing

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

Yoo sick

Where do u even get that

[keen sparrow]

each of the funny triangles is a comparator that has its threshold set by the squiggly lines labeled R. as amplitude from Vin changes it flips the comparator on and the encoder reads the amount of comparators that are on and changes it into combinational binary on the fly.

tl;dr black magic

[soft coral]

ok mr vietnam

[keen sparrow]

WHAT

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Shit's cool af, but equally confusing

I think refresh rate could essentially be the clock speed

nevermind

[hollow patrol]

time for gz raid #5555

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/Q-myW_7TI3U?si=SoLy8c4vmdj-kOvx

[keen sparrow]

Gordon lost me when he couldn't melt cheese on a grilled cheese

mfker somehow messed up a grilled cheese sandwich

[hollow patrol]

im so lonley ive been solo raiding for ages now

had 1 raid with cryon and popped off crazy style

under his guidance

[keen sparrow]

don't worry, once all the balkan bros are done with Christmas you'll have plenty of people to run with

[little flame]

Solo is fun

[hollow patrol]

before almost starving to death and having to have him lead me to an extract

[viral egret]

ggs

[viral egret]

we will run raids with xal too

the ash12 fucks people

[hollow patrol]

GG

i need these so badlyu

[viral egret]

gonna try teamfight for the first time ever

seeing how shit it is

[hollow patrol]

how do i get into the scientists office for saving the mole quest vro @viral egret

u said i dont need a key

but ion know what to do other than kick it 50 times

[little flame]

The key is on the first floor

Ground floor

Then at the elevators

[hollow patrol]

where

[little flame]

Theres a crushed scientist

Bro in the middle

[hollow patrol]

bro..

ok jolly

[viral egret]

you can break window, jump into balcony and jump into there

break window from office 1, jump onto balcony, break window into the scientist office, get in

lost this match

this is our enemy

and hes a sr2m fella

i hope this guy has a nice christmas

[soft coral]

was scrolling and deleting my reels ive downloaded and i just happen to scroll past a thumbnail of muchael jackson hitler

gg

[hallow stream]

we might be huge

put it in my ass and got killed by a pscav head eyes

[viral egret]

this sr2m guy bro

most ratty player ive seen outside of factory

holy

what a bum bro

camping container in cancer angle with vector pbp

guy didnt deserve this win

[hallow stream]

Oh my god

it sells for 3 fucking mil

[viral egret]

its a marked key room

within chek 13

[hallow stream]

nvm tarkov.dev lying as shit

1.3 mil

not bad

[fast garden]

1.3 for all 10 uses gg

[ancient marsh]

DISAVOW

[hollow patrol]

just had a batshit insane raid bros

[ancient marsh]

whar

[hollow patrol]

i think i killed a few people

[ancient marsh]

wtf is with ur game cryon

[hollow patrol]

exfilled at like 1min40sec left

[ancient marsh]

how did you launch the game on the Gameboy Advance?

[ancient marsh]

OUSHKA

how many kills

[ancient marsh]

AND A PMC KILL

[hallow stream]

who said Im using it

[hollow patrol]

scavs did more damage to me than the player

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[hallow stream]

its worth it tho

like im down in the dumps

500k

[ancient marsh]

they call him the hitler of norvinsk for a reason

[viral egret]

W twitch drop

[hollow patrol]

i did both mechanics quest to find the scientist and shit

and got looott

but that shit was tense i was waiting in that room for like 8 minutes until it was safe for me to jump a bitch

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent tigz went from like 30k concurrent to first ever escaper to 30k concurrent again

bro is gonna make lobsters extinct

[viral egret]

good job

[ancient marsh]

is that the aksu u stole from a pmc with tagilla mask?

[viral egret]

that m856 is trash

[viral egret]

yea

thats the aks that i died to lmfao

[hollow patrol]

yes

[ancient marsh]

wheres the rest of ur mags @hollow patrol

[hollow patrol]

it did me justice

[viral egret]

probably dropped them on accident

or tac-reload

[hollow patrol]

i just ditched the other aksu mag i had because i was short on space

[ancient marsh]

did u run only 2

[hollow patrol]

and i didnt bring more than 2 full mags for it

[viral egret]

you shouldve ditched the vpo mag

[ancient marsh]

1 in gun 1 extra

[hollow patrol]

yes

[viral egret]

the vpo is ass

[ancient marsh]

bad habit

[viral egret]

run 4 mags

1 in gun 3 in vest

[hollow patrol]

im broke dude i didnt have any more mags 4 it

[viral egret]

or 3 mags 1 in gun 2 in vest and 30-60 packing ammo

[ancient marsh]

you could have moved that capacitor from top right to bottom right

[viral egret]

you can buy from prapor now

[ancient marsh]

to have space for the mag

[viral egret]

that aswell

[ancient marsh]

for what

[viral egret]

or dropped croutons those are shit

[hollow patrol]

no that bottom left spot was a medkit i just used it mid raid

it dotn matter now i lived

[viral egret]

dont have ur CMS like

put on 5 or anything

just dont put it on any number u wont ever need to quick-use one

[hollow patrol]

damn ok.

[viral egret]

if u black a part of ur body u go into cover after fight and heal

takes like 20 seconds to use it and u cant do midfight

[ancient marsh]

yeah cms shouldnt be a quick use item

ur never using it mid fight

or while moving

[viral egret]

cancelling anim also removes 1 charge

[ancient marsh]

^

[hollow patrol]

crazy

anyway i went crazy on that raid

[viral egret]

yeah good job

loot any pcs lookout for ram

it sells like 60k to vendor now

[ancient marsh]

what map was it

[viral egret]

ground zero

[hollow patrol]

ground zero

[ancient marsh]

damn

gj hitler

[viral egret]

did u get the usb for mechanic

[hollow patrol]

i only brought like the shitty t-bag backpack at the start

i can confidently say i forgot to get it

[viral egret]

i cant run any raids rn im gonna play with my family some romanian rummy but still

if u do that u can start exploring woods

for jaeger's message

[hollow patrol]

(because i didnt find it)

[viral egret]

i can do it with you and mayabe others will join to help

next time @hollow patrol

u can dothis

don't forget

[hollow patrol]

yeah uhhur

aqnyway im gonna like

start dealing with my fuckin guns for a bit

[viral egret]

alr

[hollow patrol]

the aks74u came with bt ammo

shit helped hard

and i think i also have like a ton of spare bt ammo

[ancient marsh]

BT spawns decently commonly

[hollow patrol]

almost 5 stacks of it

[viral egret]

keep that BP

[hollow patrol]

ok wait

i misread

[viral egret]

use it if you run with us or smth since we are high level lobby

[hollow patrol]

4 stacks of BP

not bt

[viral egret]

you will need it if u wanna kill anyone

[ancient marsh]

BP is a lot better

[viral egret]

it pens class 4 so mostly all helmets

[hollow patrol]

seen

[ancient marsh]

inspect the ammo

it says stats

[viral egret]

bp is like what

48 flesh 45 pen

its one of the nicer 545 rounds

look out for 5.45 PP/BT/BS/BP in raids

[ancient marsh]

basically the formula for pen is
~90% chance to penetrate X class of armor is X*10 in penetration

[viral egret]

they spawn on bodies and shit

[ancient marsh]

so to pen class 4 on first shot you need 40 pen

[hollow patrol]

the vpo i looted off the pmc i killed because i ran out of ammo had SP ammo

[hallow stream]

spot the fucking player guys

[hollow patrol]

i only had to fight scavs tho

[viral egret]

inbetween sandbags

[hallow stream]

1 pixel of player in there

[viral egret]

in the opening

[hallow stream]

fuck my idiot retard life

[viral egret]

xal bro

ash 12.7 is such a epstein gun

[hallow stream]

scav hideout is so shit man

[viral egret]

i need the cqcm though

[hallow stream]

you legit have dogass people camping there and getting free kills

[viral egret]

bro try fighting reshala in there

pmcs are pmcs but reshala will molest you if youre not careful

i got swarmed by the homeless people in there and died with class 4 helmet and class 5 vest

cause reshala was active his guards also beat the living out of me

@hollow patrol also, the maps that haave boss spawns are

[hollow patrol]

do i keep this mf

[soft coral]

went to grandpa's place and i didnt get my jager

we lost

[viral egret]

woods (Shturman partisan and goons periodically) (cultists past lv21)
customs (reshala / partisan / goons periodically) (cultists past lv21)
interchange ( Killa)
streets (Kaban and Kollontay)
shoreline (sanitar and goons periodically) (cultists past lv21)
lighthouse (Zryarchiy, Rogue group)
Factory (Tagilla) (cultists past lv21)
*all maps during winter have santa claus

cultists spawn 22:00 to 06:00 (despawn?)

@hollow patrol if u see any of these bosses u can try and kill them

except killa and tagilla u literally cant unless u leg them

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

also shturman reshala kollontay and sanitar have 4 guards each and i think kaban just has a full fledged army

[hollow patrol]

damn ok

[viral egret]

raiders spawn on reserve raids btw

[hollow patrol]

im just thinking what blick i bring into raid

[viral egret]

vpo

repair it too

[hollow patrol]

its already repaired mostly

its like 98%

i got it off that mf pmc i capped

[viral egret]

ah

alr

gl

[hallow stream]

Helping my get out of customs once so he can unlock mechanic

[ancient marsh]

whichever yopu have the best ammo for

[hallow stream]

its miserable playing duo

[ancient marsh]

which is prolly the aksu

[hallow stream]

I actually hate playing with people

[ancient marsh]

why?

duo is the best

you have a numbers advantage

[hallow stream]

I need to worry about +1 person

[ancient marsh]

and comms arent too messy

[hallow stream]

Solo I just

do my own shit

and it works

[ancient marsh]

thats big cope tho

[little flame]

doing the guide rn

[hollow patrol]

naww.. im not doing allat

[little flame]

it is cope lmao

duo is so nice

[hallow stream]

nah bro

because like

he has NOTHING unlocked right

[little flame]

u dont even need comms if both screenshare and have 2 monitors

comms is good tho

[hallow stream]

so I have a silence on my gun and hes not

[little flame]

so what?

it aint that deep lol

[hallow stream]

i can kill people somewhat quietly but if he sees a person first he just starts blasting and everyone knows where were at

[hollow patrol]

right fuck i accepted this bullshit

i should remember

gotta find these

[hallow stream]

idk man I just prefer playing solo

[little flame]

then play solo?

[hallow stream]

I already said Im gonna help out my friend get started

so I cant

[little flame]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @compact knoll doing the guide

[viral egret]

good luck

[little flame]

ty

[viral egret]

listen man

i was able to help ham and we both have no game knowledge

[ancient marsh]

wait can one do the guide with transits

[viral egret]

you can help your friend too

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

i feel the meta is going factory and doing a transit

[viral egret]

[ancient marsh]

with survival status

[hallow stream]

I did tell him we SHOULDNT go scav house

and he didnt listen

so we got diddled

[hollow patrol]

scav box made me so broke

but it was so worth it

[stark torrent]

yeah the main issue was the 10 minute matching between each map

or evne more

[hollow patrol]

im gonna scav into interchange for money

[stark torrent]

[hollow patrol]

i would do woods or something but