#💣tarkov-released
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im lonley 👉 👈
i knew she was chill like that before
also managing my stash rn but thats like
"lonley"
whatever

so it wasnt much of a risk
the white supremacist and his brown gf
fr extracted on the opposite side of the map from the emercom checkpoint where im supposed to do a task in
?
wdym
extracted at nakatani basement stairs
im supposed to go to the emercom checkpoint for a task
ion know the map..
where did u spawne
like those scav spawns at the top left of the screenshot
arenaing it rn
i will after
@glacial haven a king collecting his tribute
right now im just clearing my inventory as best as i can
"giv me uan tausend dolers"
i have so many backpacks i think i should like actually sell some but what if i need them tho
im also sort of hoarding most of the junk i find like this fucking shampoo bottle that i dont know when or if im gonna need
give him one with a laxative inside
got instagram premium
we now getting twice the racism
fuck it
time for a pmc raid on ground zero see if i can make it to the emercom checkpoint

More like the one from Bioshock
water agartha
what is blessing my eyes man
squidward kolovrat
i cant man
There's a reason why the dudes in the metal suit have that name and carry a lil one
water epstein island
Yeah, you get there because the Lolita Express crashed
Think about it
HOLY SHIT
wait thats the short clip
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bro
HOLY SHIT tho
my god thats clean
i think i died to landmines or something in ground zero damn
i was close to the checkpoint too and i had hella gear but some shit blew up on my legs 3 times
u no longer have to tab in and out of inv when planting multiple things @fast garden
why was it like 3 bombs not even at the same time or anything but like 2 seconds apart in the same spot sort of
BOSH
this is the shit Simo Hayha hit when the soviets sent 2 elite sniper assassins after him
(he did it after having his face blasted open with a frag round)
lmao
scav time
he is writing an angry post on reddit as we speak
but after i make my pmc
i would be too
100 meters
holy shit
i just started queuing for scav
cant back out anymore
alr
My mom is kinda homeless
i lived 
i barely find anyone in raids ngl
shits kinda barren
imma wait for cryon now
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BROOOO
SNB????????
HELLO
this game is actually dogshit
bro hit 3 shots
are u slow
we eat those god damn
height over bore
221 snb 6 hits aside from partizan head
obliterated by the blueberry
so subtract what 85
god bless this game
i forgot SNB stats got changed to blicky ammo

must've been the new patch
ah yes
mini nukes
like 2 min
yea im waiting
just looking at my stash
btw these sell for like a good bit of money
i can give them to skier for his task of building materials and i can imagine that these are used for a heating upgrade down the line but
money
just keep it
like its alwawys better to keep stuff early unless it only sells for money
Must've bounced at least 3 shots on that blueberry for the math to make any sense
i hate this shit
rare is the hwite band
bro
ash 12 is so good
i love it
did they
ye
proof?
it was blue and purple
still no access to the mental hospital gg
Ash 12 would be peak if no camera recoil
sec
ask iedy later
they in raid rn i think
i c
i c
@hollow patrol join loby5
@stark torrent the current state of tarkov matchmaking after patch
allee
when are yall done questing lmk so yall can add ham to the list
to the island
every fps patch on tarkov:
@hollow patrol
vinny vinesauce
many liters of bodily fluids consumed to make that 4 mil
Gallon would be a better measurement
...just convert liters to gallons
american education man

I think you are the retard actually
dorms pvp got my asshole clenching
stretching*
clenching
stretching
You normally measure things of this quantity witb the measurement that gives you the smallest number
i killed a guy and another guy killed me
teaching ham rn how to camp so he can get this guy
which is liters
are we deadass?
A liter is about 1/4 of a gallon
"put that vaseline on boy."
Do you guys even have a measurement that is more than a liter
That you guys actually use
"you know what? scratch that."
deciliter?
yes
we had a really weird measurement that was 1/10 of a kilo
lemme guess, 2 pliers and 5 cigarettes
nope
tagilla mask
aks74u
6b45
how is that generational gains
comtac 6

for him
??
leg meta
Alle being a generational hater as if it ain’t day 2 and Vro got a meta kit
the aks is kinda ass
i died to this guy cause the mask protected him from my ap 6.3
your jokes are not good if there is a constant misconception about them
gj
@fast garden whats ur main in warframe
Nyx is like bottom of the fuckin barrel
But it’s warframe bottom tier so still very good at some things
i just think nyx is cool idk
Yeah that’s why I play Nyx
Last I played was before new war finale
ahhh yeah
@fast garden
Idk I’m having fun
i loved new war tho
Dude
unlocked steel path last time i played
You cannot be serious
instead of rebalancing arena masks for gp they fucking reduced cqcm to match it
cqcm wasnt op anywways
now you cant survive cheaters
yeah idk what they're smoking
you just get head, eyes now
now

you have much to learn, young padawan
how many hours u got in warframe thee?
@fast garden lets go band4band
No idea
my god
Only when you are shooting someone and not the other way around
I’ve played the game on and off since beta on ps3
used to play on ps4
Most hours on console so idk
good times
yeah it doesnt count the game client version for me
off the website
I don’t have a ton of hours
BEST monitization system everr in a free to play game
indeed
Since coming back I’ve probably spent over 500 plat
I maybe had 80 when I got on?
Didn’t spend a dime
ah yeah
Well what the fuck man
its fun to grind for shit too
genuinely retarded game
Do LK tasks
Lvl 4 ragman
Still fucking 80k
For some class 3 dogshit
Is bsg actually fucking retarded
td5 is now sr2m
I’m so fucking mad I’m on the factory one rigbt
its so fucking annoying
what a fucking retard
And the factory one got changed to the fucking sr2m
im on it too
FREE ME
it's fun to grind because while you play, if you don't get the thing you want, you can sell the things you got that you didn't want
now i cant even do td1
and buy the thing u were grinding for
and you have pretty generous chances to get the thing you want, usually
exactly bruh
Yeah it’s like
The greatest shit ever
Destiny could never
its actually so good
@fast garden do you have alecaframe?
it's overwolf software that makes all the trrading and grinding aspects easier
ahhh
basically like for example u complete a relic
a popup tells u what thing costs the most
or like
u wanna go in
Oh shit
it says wwhats the one thats most efficient to rad
good shout
if u wanna get random shit
wwithout radshares
it even has integration with wwarframe.market
so you can have literally

1 button press sale listings
Holy shit
it's genuinely so fucking good
it even has a tracker for mastery
like what things ur missing
and what you are closest to havinng a set for
@fast garden @little flame
example
press WTS you automatically make the best offer on wf market


I was mr16 when I got on
Went to grab that 57 coda bassocyst
“Mr17 required”
Fuck you
Had to speed run over to hydron
dying today
Doesn’t mr get pretty fucking rough after 20
uuuh it's mostly clan locked stuff
Wdym
The like 200 weapons and shit from clan labs
I just resource dumped into like 40 different weapons to make and level for MR that are waiting for me whenever I get an affinity booster
ye
do u want an invite to my clan
we have most stuff completed
I joined some random one that has like 98% completion
I’ve been having a lot of fun playing all the stuff I missed
yeah the issue with clan items is having to do 5 quadrilion invasions
for stuff like detonite injectors
Been farming for shotgun elementalist
OHHH those
grineer vs corpus
Yeah I’ve done barely any
or grrineerrr/corpus vs infested
yeah do them
the resources they give are nearly impossible to get enough of outside of them
they also have unique wweapon parts
I kinda wanted to get the dual toxocyst
Clan item
And super meta rn
I was going for that or the uh
Dual coda torxica
Incarnons are cool as shit
maybe wwith stuff like incarnon it is
otherwise it'ss always been ass
Well yeah that’s what makes them good
listen man
i'm a simple guy
give me burston incarnon
nukor
the kuva nukor one specifically
and like
praedos
i'm a chud incel like that man
I need to do stuff with the hex to change the ele from impact on my nukor
saryn burston prime kuva nukor praedos
or do one more lich
wwhichever is easier
you can choose the element on the nukorr before activating the lich
u kno that?
by wwhat frame u play
I forget what ele I need for lich but I don’t have that many frames to have many options for progenitors
there was a guy camping car exfil on gorund zero 😔
no clue magnetic is gei
listen man
in this household
it's heat/viral/corrrosive

heat viral and we stack random elements for cond overload
Magnetic just gives the most options + condition overload
And is actually good against eximus units
Which are like 90% of enemies now 
genuinely dont remember what magnetic does
i only rremember mag from dmg.20
2.0
it used to do to shields what v iral did to hp
massively reduce it
Still does but also works with overguard
we just hit the overguarded enemy until it explodes man

It’s just nice for high level shit
I love infinite crit burston + Nyx
Mine hits for 500k 
(I have to land headshots)
Primary acuity my beloved
yeah it does wawy more with all the conditions met
you can tell it's not full dmg
cause there's max 1 exclamation point
! = red crit +1 lvl


Nukor with 10x crit
Is bro playing a defense mission
nukor crits for 10x
orange should be 100x
rred is 1000x i think
so it just goes like
God damn
^2

it yellow x3
orange x9
Why DID CRIT AUTOCORRECT TO FROTA

you're dming the twink, are you not?
I do no such things
I am as concerned as you
Saw someone on a PlayStation subreddit say “gamer tag”
console peasant spotted
this pmcscav is wicked bro wtf
pmc
before you wear that armor into raid again after brining it out
check the plates

could be either entirely missing
or wrong ones
im not scavving this time anyway
i will go to factory as a pmc to die
@compact knoll excuse you, i worked really hard for 2 minutes and never got a thank you
May all the future pussy you eat, stink.

♻️
endurance 100
i died
pro tip

dont get fucked by tagilla
Permanent FAT man stop coping
if tagilla is lubed up run the fuck away
i thought about it but then i realized i have 5 billion guns in my stash that are taking too much space up
ppsh
ive gotten such high red crits
thats what i ran
why are you mean
im gonna do one more maybe i think

never used them
too much efforrt
its op
prraedos = press E
glaive prime is heavy crit build
u throw it like a boomerang and it explodes
its so nice
actually nah
here's what wer're gon do
if they shoot my head then it was fate
im running ps 5.45x39
Dogshit can still headshot scavs
hes broke
Kollotun - Extract from all maps with frosbite effect
ok man so the guide
again
kms

but i dont think it resets after death
cryon made me do it on my first raid and i havent taken it out since
Shit event already
iedy can i get access to the island thx
i SHOULD
Only need 20k
but im lazyy
yeah for car exfils
if he can do it
bro i have 200k in my fucking docs for car exfils
i havent refilled that shit in 2 weeks
I do too
well i dont think theres a car exfil in factory so imma just take it out
But ham ain’t got that kinda money
Man Icl
That new usec outfit is genuinely insane
Probably the best outfit in the game
We cag
In classic news
No one has said anything about the bear set
i dont really like it
atleast not bottom part

can u send it again?
ahh
met tagilla and he didnt like me
I want to see the bear one in game too
i mean i like put 2 mags and 15 shells into him he didnt really die
i think a player got me afterward
not even him
Either have to hit his helmet a lot to break it or leg him witb good flesh dmg
Since he has so much health it will take a while
i kek reacted
thank you king
i kept these from the raid though (minus the vaseline i just keep that there)
u need FIR noodles so u can sell those
find in raid and exfil with them on a scav
im pretty sure i saw some individual with a santa hat and a big red bag in factory last raid
i shot at him (missed)
it does
1.0 i think
its bad bad
do not shoot him
u will go like that cup guy
-91.6 fence rep
back to factory
tagilla shot me
hurt
(dead)
im gonna scav into streets like cryon advised me to
first time on streets lets see what the fuck we can find
ppsh had shit ammo in it i died horribly
one more attempt for the ground zero car extract cause fuck it
we ball
successfully started the extract forgot to set gun to auto when a guy started coming up 😔
i forget this shit doesnt start on auto
learning experience
time to try it agaiinn
artem waddling out of bed to clock in on tarkov
@hollow patrol whats ur name on eft
dillpicklefan
im currently loading into raid
gg ez..
spawned right next to the car extract
just went for it instantly so i wouldnt have to actually run ground zero

good decision making 
i already died like 3 times trying to do the damn task im not taking my chances and ending up needing to try again
i had this fuckass mission actually
but this will
come later
for now im gonna do interchange again
im quite fond of interchange
u can do this without key btw
yeah
i wouldnt recommend
i wwould
do saving the mole
into unlocking jaeger afterward
cause it gives a quest to go woods and get the letter
to unlock letter
too late im queuing interchange in an attempt to find salewas for therapist
wwhich gives you a way to buy shotguns for prapor quest "debut"
check the camps on the outskirts of the map
they added like 3 camps
that spawn meds well
i know 1 camp that i found my first salewa in
#ishowspeed #funny #speed #shorts #youtubeshorts #youtube #robot #dog #gaming #ishowspeedshorts #freak #comedy #viralshort
im gonna find it again probably and check there
didnt find it cause i spawned on a different end of the map and i was too much of a bitch to actually go to it because i didnt know 100% where it was BUT
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame @viral egret

toolset is big sex
eeh its still 3 armor class
but i guess shits blue as fuck
gz undergrounf
scav that
spawn in, go underr
u stand tf out with it
convenient how i just found some
fence has taken it
Yes sir.
scav is calling..
ill have to figure out how to get underground in gz but i think i have a few ideas
am i synchronized bro
so i had no idea infact
i spawned late and the places i looted were mostly empty still got some goodies though
im gonna put slugs in that revolver shotgun and bring it into factory
Professional reccomendation
turn it in for quests and never use slugs

ok i didnt know slugs werent the method
Benjamin Netanyahu is listening through your phone
Any buildings, look for a staircase down
Name what buildings u know on gz @hollow patrol

i know it a lil
Skyside is where cause I don't know the names 
its like the one opposite of the terragroup building
I know the map not the names
Opposite as in all the way across the road
yes
Is it the one with the machine gun?
other side of the road
i have a map on rn
Oh next to cafe
Its right next to skyside
Flare exfils are insanely clutch
Yeah learn them
i also know like, where nakatani is because i exfilled there
You see the letters saying transit to streets
thats about it
Thats like where the giant overpass goes down
i c
dam
ok bet
Big wooden ones
So I think the new earbuds are locked after this quest that comes after sbih
Technical supply crates
im currently organizing my inventory cause i have too much shit
On ref?
I cant do this shit nomore
1 dbd game
Post ur stasg
Take off the magazine and pistol grip on every weapon
And click them with middle mouse
That folds the stock
oh so thats how you fold the stock
Buy Zhuk rigs from fence - put stuff inside
They have more inside than outside
So you save space on every single one
i c
Bro you cant imagine the shit i am doing rn
But tbh my dbd game went well
I went as blight against a 3 flash 1 toolbox squad w heavy anti hook builds
Still got the 4k
yeah thats a lot tighter storage than what i had earlier
i think i have potential (we're gonna die)
(im going to factory to die)
i sure hope tagilla dont see me
after this if i live im gonna take my pmc to ground zero again
for the mission
Why
Keybind ur meds
If its in pocket or rig - u can keybind it
i have a mission there for mechanic
Not in ur rectum tho
i still have free heals
We finally know "WHO MADE THIS BURGA, MAN"

or IDK ai2s
Then u have to use ur own heals in stash
Grizzly is best
As it has high dura, heals practically anything
Like bleeds or fractures
And its impractical to bring into raid
gg ez
i dont have one tho
ill just fucking like
do a scav run see how much my pmc heals up after thats done
17 ai 2s
Whatever fractures or bleeds u had u gotta heal too
Also dont forget to check ur food and water levels
is it not gonna heal by itself
Just buy the two bandages
fracture looks like its gonna stay until i fix it but the bleeds say 10 min

i have 5 billion bandages but i dont wannaaa
You get exp for in stash heals
thank fuck

was my goat room
theres literally
0 purpose
to do that
btw
theres nothing
in that room
but like i already did that
i might have underestimated how much sugar costs
i think ill go to sleep too but first
1 more raid
back into gz to find the underground
"1 more raid" 20 minutes
i tried to exfil at nakatani but then realized there was no nakatani exfil
so my dumbass started middle of the map, went close to emercom extract, went back to the other end of the map, went to nakatani, realized i cant extract from there and i had to run it back to emercom
but i found some shit ig
idk what im gonna use half of this for
i sold most of the stuff i found in that backpack
cause im broke and my stash is so full
FUCKING PUNISHER QUEST LINE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF FUCK MY RETARD ASS FUCKING STANDARD ACCOUNT LIFEEEEEEE

yeah
uhhur
i dont wanna find out what he's talking about
interesting
very interesting im gonna need this
once i find 1 more screw nut item
for the workbench
yeah thats about it for today im gonna keep going tomorrow
How bad is it not
Now
Tetriz 
i think mechanic was bartering it for a blicky but i just didnt
i sold the tetriz
my stash was full i had no choice it had to go
Good. A good rule is barter items sell to therapist, gun parts to mechanic, clothes to ragman for max $$$










