#💣tarkov-released
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half the shots hitting is hilarious
wdym
idk
racist
????????????
Pbp?
ap 6.3
Rip
but i killed a guy before him
he had kiver faceshield the guy that killed me
sad
he was doing good times 1
Ggs king
Even hero siege economy be cooked
Shoutot to the devs dropping the patchnotes on a google docs @little flame

I almost always use rip when i have to use 9x19
dammn
imma go look up a guide and go farm the items
or well
use the guide u sent yesterday
ouuushka so 40 euros still
@stark torrent
on sale btw
only then the game is at normal pricing

@stark torrent u back?
imme be like 30 mins i gotta clean up the house a bit
gotcha
and take the garbage out
garbosh
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Xal, its over for you
They done caught him
the blicky
@soft coral so im looking at runecrafting stuff
i want to make a skysong which ill use until i can do multishot build
should i go for damage or attacks per second build?
aaalr then
u dont need to switch to multishot
drone is stronger
Much much stronger
for drone
i have no clue what pass i put ill make a new one and pass will be tarkob
made one pass is tarkob
just type /inv and then my name
its all over the table
fr bro
this man is NOT completing quests
well tbh those are kinda difficult
idk how I feel about the fact that in order to fight gabriel for the fall of darkness quest
u need to fight damien / uber reaper and sung lee MULTIPLE times until they all drop 3 souls which are all RNG drops
and only then u craft the soul to fight gabriel
like , does it need to be this elaborate?
can they make like
the aa12
not locked behind t4 guys or whatever
pleeease 😭
i just want american saiga 12 alt

sightless aa12 is easily t2 barter and t3 buy from mechanic or skier
dogshit gun only carried by drum mags, while the saiga just wipes even only with 10 rounders
or just add this mf to tagilla's drop table
the lion and his early stage dementia

Bro had a sliver of health left
illiterate 
yeah cash stacks got buffed heavily, you get like 7-15k per stack, but specifically tarbank has like 10-20 stacks per container and 4 containers
i made like 300k in 1 run
you make like 50k per run on the 4 cash registers in new gas on customs
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@ancient marsh @hollow patrol @little flame @stark torrent @compact knoll
mine does
aight no drops for me and no generational wealth for tigz i guess
it works yes
@ancient marsh come quest
@ancient marsh come quest
let me make coffee man
im a snug bug in a rug rn
under ,y blanket
with my laptop
bro not beating the cosy allegations
no im not in call yet
when xal gooning and accidentally joins vc so we drop elite comms
guiding him into a woodchipper
aaaaalright
i join and all you hear from my mic is "NISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

cock and balls update
added ability to give a lick to your buddy
i go for a while
ok
@ancient marsh
"mom let me in i forgot the keys"
lowkey done that
same but i forgot my school bag
no dna test needed
i went to class without my bag, realised and wrnt back homr and missed 3 classes
in 7th
complete retard
thanks fo the compli9ment
welcome
@little flame @fast garden @compact knoll @soft coral
I enter woods bunker next to village
player scav starts shooting at me
I run back and hide while spamming voice lines
He stops shooting, me and iedy walk past him
Iedy: "wait can't we just kill him now"
let's just say some girl is now a widow
okay satan

andrew is hitting that tho
@stark torrent 30 min raid, vacuum cottage, swamp village and village, see 1 scav and 1 ghost of a player
ggs

That's like 90% of my raids.
average scav raid
Is this guy really crying about a scav raid?
Never mind, he is just ranting about cheaters.
He should of just accepted death the moment he picked up something Jian_Wuxiao wanted
https://youtube.com/shorts/SQFKy79Kiyc?si=KKztPq2gBi6KPBdi @ancient marsh
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I wouldn't even be mad, as long as the cheater is memeing.
@compact knoll @stark torrent @little flame @viral egret
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buy ar15 and rob a best buy or something for ram legit better value
Prebuilt PC sellers are already selling PC's with the option of not having any RAM 
That’s disgusting
Literally pinged you with it just above
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@compact knoll
any arena chuds online?
Ye sure gimme a sec
trying to do the guide but i cant find a dogshit gz night game
another quest that should be just removed from kappa
no
What do you guys use your Bitcoins on?
money
sell to therapist
there is a wilhlem scream in the terminal cutscene
actual marine on first place
I do that all the time 
how did he kill me?
his crosshair was NOWHERE near me
that guy is playing fucking DOOM

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the swastika
you can legit see the funny symbol
@stark torrent MOOOOOTSSSS
fatal mistake
redact this from the logs
I just realized how much stuff is copied from diablo 2 in hero siege
WOW

you realize I never played D2 right?
Yeah but all you did was give me dumb shit for pointing it out
OMG D2 TARKOV REFERENCE
1.0 RELEASE UNHEARD COCK LIGHTKEEPER RESHALA
RESERVE ALARM GLUKHAR CBT
‘Okay unc we get it :eyeroll:’
unfortunately we're both uncs
one just has a little turd running around the house
Oh it’s worse
I have had his 3 year old cousin all day today too
Not even my crotch-goblin, why am i watching her too
reminds me of that meme going "leave me alone , where yo momma at"
so the last 2 days
i been figuring out the method
which is to say my os is now running from my ssd and im gonna try playing something to see if it actually does run on my ssd now
well
main dev name is Elias
I think most of the dev team are finnish
also PoE
because we're getting the literal PoE incarnation tree next season in february
copying or not
I still love hero siege
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madlad was able to solve it
Yup
As a sudoku enjoyer, the hardest sudoku puzzle?
Is making one yourself, lol
Used to do those god-awful ‘super samurai’ sudokus
Giga-aids
insane christmas gift
I’d rock it

БАНАН
yall think i got time for 1 scav run before the time playes passes 120 minutes
no
this is all just to test if the game will run fine and on my ssd
because i went through a loot of bullshit
to install windows on my ssd
which i am now running
bro
just get a illegal copy and run spt
thats a even heavier load
it literally wouldnt run on my ssd before this anyway
shit tried to run on my hdd
stutter every 3 sec unplayable type shit
You need the regular install plus the spt install
Thats double the storage he would need
im currently attempting the 1 scav run before the time played passes 120
taking longer to load into raid than its gonna be to die
so
raid done
the game actually runs fine
i exfilled too gg ez
but now i have The Choice™
continue playing or refund and never look back
refund
do yourself the favour
dont be a retard
do u not want me around
ur american we'll never meet

Is the reward worth more than the items being requested
yeah
its like 250k total for items
oh no its even less
nvm actually
yeah ofz is 30k
fp is 250
bear and tea is like 40k each
So 360k
but like 250k xp
yeah and i get 600k just money alone
Are you gonna flea them or find wild
it needs to be fir
prob do labrys raid
I know It says find in raid, I don't remember
I haven't played tarkov in like a year
ooooh you want to play tarkov]
ooooh
maybe if/when theres the content/event stuff
probably tommorow actually
the updates starts in 6 hours and lasts for 6(10)
im also gonna be with grandparents for tmr and christmas so theres that too
i forgot you guys actually celebrate that
yeah
happy christmas
god bless you
Fun fact: If you use transit when your body part is blacked, it will still be 0 but you can heal it.
This includes the head.
curious
usually with other limbs it just heals them
to a certain amount
it unblacks them
Huh.
I thought it just stayed blacked... might be a visual bug.
Still you can fix your head so, eh.
very possible that your client still does tick damage or something, so it's just blacked locally
Unfortunately
All the transit bugs might be fixed soon

Saw a fucking video from tigz or some other fucker I forgot, all I remember is the receeding hairline, brother was showing off the transit bugs
Yea idk i dont watch tarkpoop content
I just play the game and want to kill myself

I dont think I will do that
The transit bug, if I had to guess, is either one of 2 things, or both:
- It leaves a raid and immediately starts another search, it's no different to you just going on the map and selecting a map but it hides the "BACK" button
- They added it because transitioning was so unstable in their tests, they had to add a failsafe to not just load you into a raid while you're restarting your game
"their tests"
you mean when it was dropped in game
though 2 is the majority of why
i think the only way to fix the transit bug would be to remake the matching system for the transit specifically
because now as it is, it will always send you back to stash if you arent loading loot
I would imagine that they test some of the stuff they implement because there could be a lot more issues with each update they push lmao
they had breifly fixed it during hardcore iirc but transits were so dogshit they had to reimplement it
the bug i mean
transits are just so unstable
something like that
all but batya cultist and labyrinth
personally I think the Labyrinth is no more difficult than labs tbh
They will do it the most retarded way possible.
It will be solo content.
Trump : “IM NOT IN THE FILES”
Chad Clinton:
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"We need no such protection.”, what did he mean by this?

labyrinth was an ok event and a shit perma addition
It gets
So much worse
They should've just never released anything and just let the crowd drown themselves out, now they have fucked up
like really bad
Now we know with a 100% certainty that Trump has been lying about "There are no files", the fact that the majority of the files have been redacted in it's entirety just did more damage than not releasing anything at all
The stuff that wasnt released and is like
Minimal censorship
Is apparently really bad
Wdym
There was like a shit ton of documents that werent supposed this soon
Got leaked
And they weren't censored much
er
Sniper, paste in some paragraphs 
They also fucked up proper redaction of documents, as in its black text with black background that you can copy/paste to unredact.
Which is either purposely done to misdirect people with a staged document, a colossal fuckup, or someone on the inside sabatoging things.
evil gun
May it serve you well
it was mostly files with nothing much inside them that had that
all the importnat files had good censoring
They cut Adobe Pro for the government... it was Elon all along 
It must've been on purpose, pdf files are basically just weird ass png files with whatever you specifically add on top of them
They could've very easily just made it a non-text area, put a square over it and call it a day
Now the question is, was it negligence by the person that was tasked with the redaction or was it on purpose
My bet is negligence, I've seen far too many users struggling with basic stuff like e-signing documents.
Easiest damage control for them is to pick a random patsy and shift blame
no sound
teammate says "im getting shot from the left"
look left
2 guys

dogshit dead sound
the tube
arena has been miserable for this
getting shot by an m60 in the ass and it sounds like an mp5 across the map
Its not that bad if you dont play the dogshit mods
Like teamfight and blastgang
the uhhh
ffa mode is rough sometimens
dude spawns behind you and makes no noise while he sprays you
That's literally half the game modes 
The fact that it actually funtions is just funny
its even got a range finder 👍🏻
never gonna happen btw
It did happen
you must be playing SPT then
No
3.11 to be precise
1.0
A4
Expensive af
all this just for the mortal sin storyline
i'm literally PKM mommy in this bitch
because these MFs are so tanky. i've never gotten this far before so it's all new to me
My last GAMMA playthrough was mogg3d because of a mod that idk how to fix
So I just gave up
I'm just sick of being swarmed by 8 dudes that have more health than a monolith wearing an exosuit
WAIT
can your 'clone' M16A4 do 3 round burst

yeah the a2 lower in tarkov is burst and semi
oh my god it's real then
All these dudes are going to die, guaranteed.
So aids dude, i hate fighting sin.
this shit is better than AP .308 and they just eat it like it's candy
try applying KS-23 slugs to head
I've got the KSG-23 with a thermal on it but never make slugs for it
that's been my go to mutant gun'
I think slug to head does quite a bit of damage
Yeah that was my thinking behind shooting these guys with AP 7.62x54r in the head but they take 2 headshots, lol
i'll just deal with it. made like 300k roubles from the NPP trip with Strelok. i'm just bitching
just cba to even play SPT, let alone PVE tark. my SPT file has like 450 raids on it
burnt the fuck out
only 2? Every time I start a new game I gotta put 3 mosin rounds in any mil guy's head before he falls
but that's cause I have a mil buff mod
i think you solved you own predicament there bud
that mod makes sense imo though
it is kinda funny that they're no better equipped than Duty
I'm just far too impatient to let myself enjoy a run
and they're supposed to be the military of Ukraine
any time I do get somewhere, I find a new mod to add that breaks previous saves
only time i've had to restart for a mod is the new monolith engine project
This run's been interesting
Added the M110 SASS marksman rifle with a set of attachments;
Adjusted the Test Drive task line objectives;
Added the new streamer item requirements for the task Collector;
Adjusted the task Forester's Duty;
Adjusted the restrictions related to headwear compatibility with masks and headsets;
Adjusted the experience modifier based on the number of completed transitions.
what did they change in test drive
Fixed the incorrect headshot damage registration when a player was crouched and leaning to the left; @ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden

Changes
Player matchmaking improvements
The matchmaking system has been adjusted to reduce raid queue times and improve feedback and interface transparency during raid loading.
Players can now see the estimated time to enter a raid, as well as the current stage of matchmaking.
Please note that canceling the raid loading will be unavailable during certain stages of matching. This is required for correct loading of specific types of game data. Canceling at these stages previously led to errors and gameplay issues.
You mean no more of this???
(Let us hope)
(its going to be a repeat offender like zyraichi)
Too right
do i even wanna look at the changes lmao
speaking of zyrachi
meh why not, a little distraction from work
nothing burger
+1 gun
event
new clothes
he will now spawn in front of the LK island naked and oiled up except the cock
you already know what i wanna look at
i am going to look under the hood
you will be more dissapointed than i was
i just want to know what the clothing is
not on the site yet
check under the skirt, let's see if she purring or if they added another thing that you can just skip over lmao
Blood, make me a cheat that warns me when player with high KD and low hours are in my raid and make it show them on the map for me
And also if they kill me their entire family dissapears

ah, i thought it's already up
already loaded up ida, it's already knocking on the underside of my desk
they prob didnt do any cheat stuff anyway
the past few updates, they always added something
aight calm down there
you see, this is like my own little advent calendar

slightly different sr25 wedonotcare
@stark torrent imagine tigz splint always spawns with 6/7 dura
collector quest going crazy now

imagine you nearly done with that shit and then they post that
40 kills now
I hope it has high ergo so i can thermal it
and each kill made without the test drive weapons will subtract one kill from the quest counter
Otherwise we really do not care
huh?
By thermal you mean using this great 1st generation soviet thermal right???

it's not even terrible honestly
it's so fucking cheap
its dogshit
maybe good for spotting but nothing else
and even then at 100m you cant see fuck all
its dogshit
A bunch of sound related changes, you already know it's going to be more dogshit now
that's already giving you a MASSIVE advantage over other players
genuinely
have you seen those videos like "can you spot the lynx in the wild"
thats fucking tarkov pvp on a lot of maps

Also the drops seem to be bugged now
You cant claim them ingame, you get the message but without the box

BSG ruined Christmas once again
when tf do you even wish people merry christmas, today or the following days?
Happy christmas folks
i am a jolly spirit, i just wish people merry christmas whenever because i didn't really care enough to check if it's already on the 24th or the following days
why are you reacting to my message with a homeless person
sir that is Jesus
could swear i saw someone like that scurrying through a trashcan at a gas station yesterday
@viral egret @ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll @little flame
did he have a cross on his back?
i mean, he had something similar on his chest and ran after certain people, screaming they are not welcome
how it feels to 4 stack Woods and Partizan shows up oiled everywhere but the cock
last time partizan spawned i gave him a full columbine special
NL has no recoil
legit insane gun
like 60m spray max zoom with a valday
Wait until you actually run it with best in slot
that shit sprays 70-80m
no problem
i think it killed the m4 this wipe with the RAM barter , why would u run 556
the thing is why would you run 556 period?
90% of players are gonna use the dogshit 38 pen ammo max
wwith 56a1
what do you mean "what is spoofing"
What the term means?
yeah in the cheat world idk
Making something seem like it's unmodified
Okay, I have no fucking clue what he is even talking about
No one was spoofing shit to begin with
it was a russian interview yeah and he said that hardware bans are active and spoofing is detected and flagged
A russian retard, once again, claiming to have fixed the issue that every single company is facing
yeah that is just bullshit or the translation was wrong or idk
Any cheap ass battleye spoofer will bypass his shit
New location teased as one of the most ambitious ever built (likely icebreaker)
again with this bullshit statement and 20fps map

Finally a map that runs slower than a paraplegic
Or who knows, maybe they learned something from Streets of Tarkov and the major performance issues
also gradual graphics overhaul starting from next year
better get that 20gb vram gpu
Never going to happen because every single complaint he would make, would be entirely of his own doing
But I have seen a clip of him once where he showed off new recoil mechanics, the entire chat crashed out and he said that they will not implement them
You know, I wanted to just mention that to give him a W, immediately disregarded


HOLY SHIT BRO
THIS REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING
How A SINGLE MATCH Got Flashlights NERFED!
#dbd #dbdshorts #shortsvideo #dbdclips #deadbydaylightshorts #shorts
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I just see the title
And remember how the head dev got his shit pushed in by a flashy squad
in the car turned on witcher 3 ost

NANANAENAENAE
Will be fixed by 2.0 release, trust
Or they will update graphics, somehow break all scope rendering, -40 fps
wedonotcare man
thats disgusting
ew
bro
that looks like dogshit
who let bro cook
ye
the usec one is so bad
jesus my eyes
i gotta bleach them
@stark torrent arena?
"for the fuck of it"
id rather ronnie mcnutt
if i dont see a perfect score on your exam you are being sent to St James Summer Camp
OMG
PERFECT DAILIES
I CAN FINALLY GET REF 4
scout scout and 12 kills

but seriously they gotta buff the fucking xp and gp
from dailies
im lvl fucking
44 almost
and i get 6.9k xp

bro i have a gold membership card

iirc at 45 you get a big boost
in both dailies and arena quests
ahhh
ty
i got a like 20 pack of monster for christmas
its so over
my heart is gonna stop
I have seen this dude under every single twitter post from nikita
Every. Single. One.
Broski, it is not worth it, buy a spoofer, buy another license and fucking move on with your life
46
67
Its like 150mg in a can
Its not that bad
parents drinking 3 coffees per day and smoking 10 cigs talking to me about monster being unhealthy
aaaaalright
1 coffee is like 70mg
me wheeling myself over to the enforcer class with m60/rpd
guys can someone push me up this ramp? I can't reach the scout with p90 setup
"yes i run the ASh-12, how could you tell?"
be patient i are autist
1 monster a day never killed anyone
That's what the average tarkov anti cheat believer looks like
"have you considered he's just good at the game?"
meanwhile 8 hours ingame, 40 k/d, 0 kia, 10 raids
Hit harder than the reserve train

partisan claims his victim
could be a shit ton more depending on roast/bean too
665mb patch
are they actually on time?
no way
game is up
@stark torrent
"gift will be available once update is installed"
ok bro
what
ayee
the whole 600 mb patch for this
not bad
nvm dont have enough gp ggs
new moddel change
L change
sir yes sir
time to do gs old fried rquest
bro
oh
do u see the loading bar
not bad
wwhy
idk looks weird
get in vc
@stark torrent @little flame @compact knoll


i mean it should be cheap later
the state of israel insta sniped it man
@stark torrent i gave you a cyclon yesterday
can i have it back
do u wanna run a quick woods or some shit


new scav armor
wwhat code
claim ur gift
boys
ok this is the real one
on bsg site?
not now

im leaving soonge


they gave us christmas tree ornaments but you need them FIR for the tree
THANK YOU BSG
FUCKING MORONS

well
do you need them fir
for the crafts?
Yes
forr crafts?
are u surge
NO
OH YOU DONT KNOWWW?
OBVIOUSLY NOT
THEN SYBAU
ITS CRAFTING

fuck the crafts if you cant have the tree
i will shove my tree up ur ass
...just find the ornaments in raid retarr
and you have a leg-up in the crafts
im gonna touch you iedy

go find yourself the college building in order to plant knowledge for 2 hours retard
and the game crashed
GOT THE NEW EASTER EGG

bro the game JUST went online
ffs

pula

game crashes
10 year beta
and backing out is impossible? pressing escape or something does nothing?
nope 😭
not allowed
Why the fuck would they remove that shit










