#💣tarkov-released
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idk what you would call this
2003 futuristic bop or w/e
Ram is hard to come by these days
wdym
if you want to
it can be fun it can be bad
i recommend first thing you aim for is to quest and get high lvl for flea market access
so you can make money reliably and buy gear
and also stash upgrades
very gear dependant game though
no?
imo
what why
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bro is genuinely retarded
because i had m856a1 or smth in my mags
0 brain capacity
so i 1 tapped their heads
he knows i would be too good at the game and be better than him
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no its not about being good
class 6 armor but ammo that pens like nothing?
u dontw in any fight
unless u head, eyes
give a player with 10k hours a rusty ak he will fall over like a sack of potatoes
the good player might kill someone and get their gear but unlikely
the moment i unlocked good ammo i unlocked the ability to play the game properly
scav runs will be ur friend if u end up playing
u can make money and get ammo usually
on woods
play with a interactive map open
hmm hurr. .hmmhmmm
like this
interesting
use it to find exfils
tutorial gives you a LEDX and 2.5mil or smth on start aswell @hollow patrol
u spend like 1mil in story quests though
so u start with ~2mil
i mean i think the game is still gonna have whimsy 2 hours in
and after that im not gonna be able to refund anymore
tutorial takes like 30 min
ill add you after you finish tutorial and decide if u keep or refund
and we go duo on inter
but join some random vc so we can talk easily
yeah do standard
can always upgrade stash though
Not on standard
You get the ledx and 1 mil
On my life I wish it was 2.5
Actually
i started raw
I think its 500k
i literally went mia in tutorial
That standards get
Wtf
crazy
btw u will have to make a bsg acc and everything
launcher shit
and sync with steam
my shit working in overdrive
(Head,eyes)
lemme do that before booting tarkov so i waste less time
1 jigglebite
quite rare unless cheater
artyom got head, eyes by a cheater but altyn facemask saved him
when we were doing the btr cbt quest
I see more nape or armpit kills ever since hitbox rework
the only time i died to armpit was in arena
30-70% i think
ive seen shturman alot but ive also had raids where shturman wasnt there for like a few raids in a row
i havent seen tagilla in ages
Danger is coming
bsg account made
nikita has now become aware of my presence
saw killa once
or twice
both times dead
i ran inter with iedy and others and the only time i saw/hear killa was when he let the rpk roar
Locking fresh players to interchange was funny as fuck for 1.0 release
unlock cultist circle asap if u continue to play @hollow patrol
it will be a really good helper
You'd think they would have picked customs as your first map
Start of wipe i died to killa 3 raids in a row, was super unlucky
ive seen you or others posting screenshots of it do you just sacrifice your shit loot to satan in hopes that he gives you good loot
Pretty much. Just feed it 5 mp5s on cooldown and pray
yeah
3 stms 2 tozs
Theres recipes and other stuff you can do
Its so over
Im waiting for the 400 dmg blocked by armor ragequit
do i need the bsg launcher to play this shit off steam
yep
cool lemme get that too
steam just opens their launcher
do i not have to install it myself
good
You shouldn't have to
ill be ready to anyway who knows
For when you get lost
@stark torrent i found my first bitcoin
ok i ddint have to install the launcher myself
im starting the game
kgb agent or federal agent @viral egret
kgb agent it is
bear
survived my woods raid ggs
tutorial done
meandered a lil
500k rubles and a ledx @viral egret
he wasnt lying
alright time to figure out what the fuck im doing
damhn
add me rq
whatts ur tarkov user
like the name i gave my character or the account name
the character name
dillpicklefan
sent req
yeah
why do we have meds in our secure container i cant bruh
u need to quick slot that shit
i need spares sometimes i go in with half used salewas cause im a genius
also wait u can quickslot them from secure?
good
rn im teaching ham
a bit
first inter raid we ran into players and died
@ancient marsh
to the list
9 kdr 180 hrs
bro i gotta gtfo
bluefolders
arent they rare asf
and needed
bulbex and crow can be sold for good money and pfilters are also needed for a quest
rip
like genuine retardation
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i know
he has 9 kdr aaand 180 hours
either hes cracked or cheating
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@viral egret
First raid, 12/5. Most bosses killed by 12/15. 100 pmc kills by 12/19
anyone on? gonna money run btr if they want to join
id go with u but imma get ham woods access
im not going with ham and u
lmao
id rather hang by the balls rn
than having 2 newbies that dont know the map
in my party
lmao
Whered you find blue folder
didnt know they spawned there but fuckin in marked bunker in the first room to the right
on the right side of that room on the floor
only found ssds there
and manuals
Damn fr
Thats crazy
yeah was shocked
Ive never seen one there either
ran the bunker like 60+ times this wipe
nothing crazy in that room
pfilters and thermites occasionally tho
Must have a stupid low spawn chance
I dont think ive ever found them outside labs
Tbh
was right here btw
PARTIZAN IS OUTSIDE
my heart
lmao
just unlocked it
fuck this guy
he had an avt with snb tho so not complaining
wwhat was
blue folders
the fuck? this craft is GREAT
@stark torrent wanna cheese psycho sniper
idk
it was there at start of wipe
idk about before that tho
bro
wheres
the
fucking
christmas
event
it will be released on 25/12/2027
today
one must farm 2.5 million roubles
so I can get stash lvl 2
fuck my retard life
broke* life
both in game (doesn't have 2.5mil) and irl (doesn't have $250)
buy me unheard if you are so rich

no i am also poor irl after buying unheard

birds of a feather eat instant noodles together
@stark torrent guy tried to camp me and ham
on interchange
instantly head, eyes him

i pray you get out of raid
doesnt matter
alive
most in my butt
oh ur pmc
bro allee
2 interchange raids
2 guys tried to kill me and ham and i killed both guys
first raid i got head, eyes
by a fucking 8 kdr 7k hrs
we got out this second raid
imma go play hero siege
+200k
the thing is this ginourmous but takes a 1x1 slot?
its small
let me pull up the irl bulbex
oh
i thought he was talking bbout the thermite
thats not 1x2 big
the fact that nikita says "oh so good and real"
nikita is full of shit
and then theres iirc rouges which can eat like a 545 ap to the head
what do u expect
545 is dogshit
or posters which cant be rolled up
i think even 762 39 ap can be tanked by a rouge
like 1 damage too short for a kill
the hitboxes on mg rogues are so bad i swear
i dident really have that yet in my spt 4.0.2 runs
but i am just fucking baffled how they have like no equivalent of sway when they get hit
aim punch?
how much is that? 700k?
i am not familiar w live prices
Whats it locked behind again
Gendarmerie - 3rd quest in the line - kill 25 targets in the Cardinal apartments area on Streets with an AR or Carbine

but you need to finish the first two - Kill 15 targets with pistols in the Beluga and Kill 25 targets with SMG at Cinema
🤢
how does bro know them off the top of his head
nah imma chill for now mb later
np
10k hours or some shit
tism maxing
damn
Crazy numbers for an employed gamer
he wasnt employed prolly most of those hours

i got a job at around 7k hours i think
so yeah
covid gave u a brainworm that forced u to play tarkov

i dont think tarkob player and responsible father really go in the same sentance
except rex ofc
that would have ruined my life in a way tarkov could never
first time taking btr driver as scav
fuck yeah
and i got old railway depot extract
i worded this poorly
i did not take this man from behind

$400k 18 year dev time tarkov dlc, the escapee edition
LMAOOO
5 hours then done with this dogshit quest
@stark torrent still need goons
they are on customs
?
still need goons? they are on customs* my god
yeah theyre customs rn
idk if he did it yet with his friend(s) #
also allee
i found my first bitcoin
tarkob
1/5th if a pack of cigs
yes
bro reversed the events
ok drops are on now
the free ones or paid
chat what are we thinking of the game misery?
the dev is just a retarded kid that got a bit of fame for his game and decided to ruin it all
unfortunate , but it is a lesson
horrible
mainly because of the dev
Wdym w ruin
idk ask @little flame and @ancient marsh
@stark torrent @ancient marsh @little flame @viral egret new drops
yes i said that
50 billion concurrent viewers to tigz
free gear time 
50 billion more sost ammo to my stash
@fast garden how much more content can warframe have
we still didnt get the ending bbg
Isent it already like a bottomless pit of content?
W regular events and more
unc did 7 tours in iraq and this chatter doesnt even kknow

instead of MI-6
If tigz finds a cofdm in chalet i will say hateful things in his chat
found 2 of those on labrys last raid

posts goon
i know what kind of man you are
your saryn looks like an old package art for an Nvidia GPU
"posts goon"
i coulda sent a photo of one of the heirloom skins
but i didnt
theres two big reason why someone buys one of those
two big ones
elaborate 
type shi
LMAOO
@little flame did you unlock labrys
proof he didnt kill himself
dosent bro have like 4 digit hours?
like seeing iedy move shit in his hideout made me scared too for a solid minute as i first saw it
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what?
@ancient marsh @viral egret go mexico servers my soldiers
mexico
iedy will put a banana up his ass

and maracas too apparently
@little flame
you havent seen shit
i also have kappa
and tracksuit
I know
i am a excal main, i will forever remain faithful to my man umbra
i know that sounds homo but i dont care
I ain’t gon say Excalibur is lame or anything
But he’s a simple man and I’ve played him enough
@ancient marsh
This game
is the definition of biggest piece of dogshit
I queue for 10 minutes to die in 2 minutes
to some fucking turbo sweaty fat cuck loser with arena tattoos and 5k hours
theres legit 40k players in pve and 5k players in pvp
and if there isn't Im going to die tomorrow
rip bozo

Fostech .50 drum 
@ancient marsh
cotdog....
5000 hours and crust under toe nails
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this recoil is fucking unacceptable what?
especially the m249
Omg they have the front sight post ghosted to simulate how eyes really work
Unfathomably based
rear*
oh i thought you meant with irons
even tarkov doesnt have that 
Did you take the fucking blicky into labrys? Lmfao
breaking the guys armour
why not factory
we are running labrys
1 letter away
so why not doing there
❤️🩹 🥀
well you said you havent seen tagilla 
Apparently they used to make it realistic infantry combat
By that means saying everyone has to use semi like irl military
So they made everything remotely fully auto recoil extremely badly including your character fully trained combatant cant handle MP5 recoil
Cuz 5th shot send your shot like 10 feet high
that's insanely retarded
ngl
like
this is doctrine vs reality
You are wrong, this games fucking dead, the development team is awful, and pve needs to be fucking removed
cause on my life every new player is on pve after they got shitstomped by either a 5k player, lost a fight because of dogshit servers/latency, and because this game is simply fucking horrible
what servers do u play on
I tried both NA and EU
and on neither server have I ran into a player with under 1k hours
NA is leasy sweaty though
skill issue
most of the people i die to are under 1k
i ran into a squad of timmies
it just is
cause theyre on pve
ur coping
4 guys

barely any new players are gonna buy pve
sorry its because i actually played tarkov today
it hurt me in a way no lobotomy ever could
but the game was trying to run on my hdd which meant it was near unplayable
im fixing that right now
no the game stuttered every 3 seconds in raid
because it was fucking 100%ing my hdd
while i had it installed on my ssd mind you
thanks nikita
after i finish the stuff im doing for the game to NOT try to use my hdd im gonna do one more raid to confirm it works
that's probably gonna have to be tomorrow though
bro it was installed on my ssd but my os runs on my hdd so thats what it fucking used
the 1% of hdd helldivers 2 players
not even helldivers does this shit i dont think
@little flame @stark torrent @viral egret good raids 


Reshala guards, no reshala
partisan runs up stairs 2nd story dorm and I fucking shoot him
makes sense to me 
free level up thank you very much
flea unlocked, I will be jacking my shit tonight
cant even buy anything lmfao
only food and water
damn
I mean at least I found a fentanyl (obdolbos) injector
gonna take that shit 
what’re the odds on those again 
@stark torrent hows the playtime
Thats a couple arena games
@soft coral what should i run along gun drones
nothing
gun turret I guess
gun turet has an augment which gives you extra dmg from all sources
augment
meaning you just pop a couple turrets every once in a while and the buff gives extra dmg to the drones
hm i do have points in all those
all oyu need is 1 point man
i do need a alt damage source because my dps is really shit on hell (1)
adding extra points doesn't do shit
i have overflow of points
the augment is seperate from the skill points you put into the skills
if you've maxed gunner drone and granade and have 1 point in arrow beacon and cannon
1 point in vault for movement speed
rest in homing missile
thats about it
marksman drone is extremely braindead way to play but its turbo OP this season
this is decent
but nade is not neede
your drones do 99% of the work
aslong as u use cyclops
alr
im doing nothing to these enemies on hell 1 lmfao
il go back to nightmare and farm
like 20k only
after buying gear
33k rn
my electro is like 5k
15000
buy one it has arcane skill dmg and - to enemy arcane res
i bought this thing already though would it not be better or
ah i see why the brimmed would be better
gloves are good
i have level 20 surge grips lmao
if i would get entire death lord set doesnt that give -25% arcane res
to enemies
i do not have a qi rune
well that's a shame
lone mystic uses qi and gives a bunch of shit
but requries a specific ring
ok so
remind me tomorow
i have these exact items left over in my stash
I'll trade em to u cuz I dont use arcane anymore
thank u

dry hills one
things i will trust before "hes just a friend"
1# Any BMW
2# Slicks in the rain
3# my mom saying "i wont get angry"
@stark torrent
These being locked to a single faction is so ass.
Finally figuring out why the game is golden dogshit? 
Just wait until you try to run streets
Do you use virtual memory on windows?
That might be it.
@fast garden @stark torrent @ancient marsh
god forbid you scavenge drip from either faction by taking it when they’re DEAD
why are so many scavs in the diddy shack
True debtor ending
@stark torrent my teacher about to see me send her 2 months worth of homework one day before she gives the half year grades

Personally i would appreciate it
i would laugh but ggs
streets?
surge
i need to pick up a thing from cadrinal
ye go streets
ok
@little flame get on man
you got 5 min and we start
have I ever told you the definition , of insanity?
read that
He has tarkov installed on a hdd 

the guy might've been cheating @stark torrent
the guy that died outside
lmao
with the m995 m4
they should buff dollar spawns too
dolllaah
buuuuut i guess it makes sense the drops are low?
why tf would u find dollarrs in russia
55a1 craft? 
LMAO
who threw this burger yall
WHO MADE THIS BURGA, MAN?
i mean its a bank
i meant in general across the game
can't wait to be over encumbered for 10 minutes walking to ruaf gate
@stark torrent goons on customs if u wanna goon hunt when ur back
aight good map hopefully they stay
Imma leave rn
One of them green skeleton glitch havers
praise the epic twitch loot
4 mil neosteel mandible my beloved, and 7.62 MDR which I wanted
sybau
💔
Did cash registers get buffed that hard???
nah that’s tarbank specifically
pve inflation cause it never wipes , eventually everyone has lots of moneyu
but many should have wiped rn for 1.0 content
I wiped with 1.0 but labs is helping with the money hard
its also rare af outside drops , only Killa can have it and i did tracksuit with Artyom he never had it once
started running it yesterday going from 4 mil to like 17 mil
the residential card is 70k on PvE, and I found like 2 fuckin bitcoins in that room
yeaah
its nuts
i love that room,
but labs is eehh
I just go in with a shitty 400k roubles loadout
5.45 drum mag ak
ulach helmet and some fuckass level 4 body armor from ragman
yellow / violet card is also pretty good
yellow being 400k for 10 uses on PvE, and 1.4 million for 10 uses violet card
idk whats so awesome about the black card though
fuckin 10 mil for a 10 uses black card
damn
black card is like guaranteed bitcoin
but 10 mil is outrageous
u gotta use black twice for the bitcoin tho
but yellow is so good
yeah, I do remember other cards being WAY more expensive though
I played for the first time early this year before 1.0, and I remember the red card selling for like 40 mil, but it is uhh 2 mil now I think
on pvp red is 1 mil

u say it dry
shut it бля фури

I don't have much to day except "There are other colours than purple"
pot calling the kettle black
truge
if we release the tarkov vc files we'd have to redact everything
And then I ctrl-A and and copy paste the clean text into a text file to read all of it


What flavor
sour cream and parsley
ookay
ez quest
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BOSH
WHAT A FLICK
the uzi is lowkey crazy
wtf
audio legit sounds like theres no walls between u and that second mf
like mate
sound does NOT travel like that
gg I guess trash game
pmc has xray hearing
lol
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