#💣tarkov-released
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i fixed my car for less
gonnna go do a last hero and then play main eft
so happy i upgraded months ago
got my ddr5 + 9700x for like 330 combo at microcenter

noice
last 2 matches i was #1 or #2 place
actually last 2 matches i was first plae
can we get a third
last hero aggain cause its quick and i need exp
i want those 2 legas from battlepass
maybe start wanting bitches instead eh
My 32gb costed like 80 when i bought them
Now theyre 400+
Tbh he should just buy a prebuild
East european discovered weather
tarked it so hard im gonn a go play hero siege
I feel so at ease that the bully squad i tunnled and the russian streamer commented hate on my steam profile 
@fast garden @viral egret @soft coral @compact knoll @ancient marsh
always double check prices
@soft coral how do i fix this man
its not in full screen or borderless
and i can't reach the button
my cursor leaves the bounds of the game if i try
ah finally fixed it
alt enter
ty
how do people not know alt enter makes somwthing full screen
kids these days @stark torrent
imma play with a friend rn
yeah prob
sounds good
the friend is me
we're playing together

Epstein's personal residence on the island was a stone-walled cabana with a turquoise ceiling, one of many cabanas on the island
Where to plant the last marker
ggs man
for best ending
ty for the fun fact
save the chaos keys for hell and inferno difficulty
dont bother now
yo wtf
i died instantly
hellish difficulty
or nightymare whichever one it was
nightmare time
We don't do that in this household
Its just for the price
They might have still cheap ram
pre-built =
dogshit parts, probably put together incorrectly and is pricier
if you want a pc
You can customize them at some sellers
Mine as example is
buy parts separately and pay someone to build it
Here its just the price
Because ram is crazy
Or he goes down the ddr4 route
And buys cheaper ram
Which still is expensive
On maybe a i7 14700
Since that can take ddr4 and ddr5
So if it calms down in 4 years
He can put the cpu in his next rig
W ddr5
@fast garden @ancient marsh @little flame
i almost forgot this is the gamma server i was about to call him smth
@stark torrent @little flame do u guys have like
well
a 33 rounder for the glock
i need a big stick for gs11
and i cant buy them from flea yet
tried with the 50 rounder and itd oesnt work
COCK
lmaooo
well yes
i found an angelic chaos pillar
i did it
cock
it gave like attribute or smth lemme recheck
if u find a base with enough sockets
i havent figured crafting system yet
or well socketing stytstem
u dont need to craft shit mate
the bow has 4 sockets iirc
whos that random
goon tracker server he is minimodding
imma just check
no comment, only slurrs
yeah this bow is ok
the bow ive been using
For a satanic

electro is decent early game bow
man, he does not seem very friendly
gotta go find this commander albert guy
yeah
@stark torrent @compact knoll arena?
they spawned at the sunken village and went on the right side of the convoy instead of bunker
i killed birdeye and knight was behind me
lmao
@ancient marsh wanna join for arena dailies?
already in a match
almost done with this one
i have a last hero daily left
damn
i did 2 last heros earlier today and first place on both

almost max lvl aks74u'
these names bro @compact knoll
men will be scared to talk to a woman but wont be scared to minmax a build for 50 hours
@little flame
yeah yeah
face the wall
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1452270651720335431/ssstwitter.com_1766318649734.mp4?ex=694933f1&is=6947e271&hm=4f70f2e793bfc61645c80053179a799db69b3b2a89c468a3d98ccdaea8f87181& @stark torrent @ancient marsh @glacial haven @soft coral @fast garden

xal join vc
if I dont find this today I will end it all today
@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden https://fixupx.com/_darthsoldier_/status/2002574057318023488?s=46
Kaban be dueling a random scav on arena bruh
Quoting Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans)
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LMAO
tattoo of tarkov on chest
SEE THIS, ARC RADIERS PLAYER?
IT MEANS "NOT WELCOME"
wanted the unheard design on your chest but your tattoo artist forgot his glasses
portrait of nikita on chest

ITS GETTING TO ME MANNN
I said one thing she is still going
Aaaaaaaisfbstjsyndybwd wfbdhmzybBg
@stark torrent legit getting ragebaited
xal can't ragebait me this much
istg
MOM SAYING THE SAME THING like 15 TIMES
I AM LOSINGGGGGG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dies 6 raids in a row
off spawn
to 3 mans
7th raid 20 minutes
Nikita was polishing my door knob himself
1 CMS off screen and I got a paracord too
holy hell man

also whatever the fuck is prim 48 key
i gurt that
nvm its ass
2 more wd40 cans and 1 nail
holy shit
Fuck my standard account retard life
p2w asshole game
pay to avoid tetris
what a legit player man
@compact knoll @fast garden what if someoen brings a blue flare so Xal can put this device up his ass
Xal loves putting stuff up his ass
lol
got one of the new m4s from in raid
..?
ok I'm sorry
"I'll suck you dry" - alle
artem after seeing a brown person on the street
i am enjoying free loot and chill raids on woods with my friend ( i died to a cheater )


help us hitler
are you playing on north korea servers? why does it sound like ur being held hostage
iedy i will give u 4 ram sticks if u come with us
my friend killed him because he had a cqcm mask and bro had lokt ammo , he shot him 4 times in the face with his 5 round mag
https://youtube.com/shorts/0TI8TvcjNT8?si=Ol7zLkNbi6ylkyWq
We need a rapture
bro left motion blur on

bro
like
nvm
i cant say anything nice
rather not say anything
where do you find this shit man
idk i just wrote sandevistan on gif
died to artjom
rip
ripge
not playing more lighthouse lmao
fuck that
cant with this map
so many retards
painfully unfun
it didnt
ok he for SURE was headshotted like twice
like 100%
He simply thought really hard about not dying
iedy
lemme come with u bruh
artem looking at his SR%
im bored
not the hard r bro...
nah im duo with a friend rn man
@ancient marsh
the cries of the bug chasers have been heard
crazy tag
bro has a fucking foot
well intelligence and arcane dmg
then search for armors that have that :D
alr
btw why are you their target audience
Google yeets you whatever the fuck nowadays lol
If you have personalised ads disabled it will shoe you wild shit
I got jager
fuck nikitas chud life it takes 80 trillion years to open up the bitchass hideout
I could go have a family, cheat on my wife, get divorced, buy a mansion, then go have another family before the fucking hideout loads

camped 2 fuckers at the btr dropdown ggs man , one died on the train , waited for the BTR with 5 minutes left to go loot him in the depot
we are that petty
Bro, why are you buying Jager every week? Fumbled the girl?
no footsteps btw
guy then went to usec
yeah i wanted to say , was he sure there was nobody in there man
i didnt even hear the door
then went back to junction
bro got fucking bamboozled
no footsteps, no door sound
started looting cryon

and i blew his head off
thank you for avenging me artyom
I genuinely don't know
????
every week?
it spend 3 weeks drinking the half a little bottle
are you genuinely
braindead
ape
Afair, I've seen you post that you got Jager like 3(?) times
2
https://youtu.be/7D4RZEA0E-4?si=HrOSbHR4TajGtMOk
@stark torrent @viral egret @compact knoll @little flame
why are we looting trash
legit all i could find
why did u take luger cci bro

that shit sells for none
it was the area with flare extract on ichange
why are u taking repellent man
why are we less than 2 kd
10 FUCKING RAIDS
8 FAILS AND 2 SUCCESSFUL EXTRACTS
OH MY FUCKING GOD I GOT ALL THE SHIT YOU NEED FOR STASH LVL 2
I forgot
theres no like actual player customization but there are clothes
standard edition brokie detected
if you're so rich, buy me unheard
how about that
the least tactical shit because im awesome

brokie 
okay standard edition owner 
bcp fmj pens lvl 4 helmet
bt pens lvl 4 helmet
what is this bullshit man
I SHOOT WITH BCP
IT DOESNT PEN 3 TIMES
buy me 4 stashlines
oh yeah i'll spend money on some retard in the tarkov channel in the autistic stalker mod discord

pot calls kettle black
bcp and m80 bounce like a mf
a very bad place to surv
top 10 survs of all time

@stark torrent
i need to see the actual game
ign gamer
no yellow tape
tutorial is nothing special
tho
i know
thats why im waiting till i get into the actual game
this is pretty cool tho
NEVERMIND
do not play that dogshit game
WHAT IS THATTT
i thought u were talking ab tarkov
WHY DO I HAVE A MAP OF THE WORLD ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD
Prison break but lower budget
insane
holy Stephen Paddock spraydown
I mean i was thinking of buying tarkov standard
DO NOT
because 1. im a retard
- sale
im not buying anything other than standard dude that shits too expensive
1 minute of queue to find a match 
raid where I fucking murder partisan
5 slot diff btw
"hmm I killed this guy thats a annoying piece of shit"
he hit the tripwire with his last shot
"i should go dorms!"

goes dorms
rashala
grenades
grenade misses and doesnt go thru fucking window
im proned with a broken leg
gg retard
@fast garden @ancient marsh he hit the tripwire with the bullet 
Watch Untitled by Alex61234 and millions of other Escape From Tarkov videos on Medal. #escapefromtarkov
TRIPMINE
@compact knoll
FBI to the loner kid at school that was "known to the authorities"
works minimum wage job
buys 2000 rounds of ammo, a kitted AR-15 that the base build of costs over 2k USD
was known to the authorities
many such cases

las vegas
2000 rounds shot
storm proof unopenable windows
no broken windows
like 30 casings in the room
death due to suicide
body cam footage shows 2 folders, one is in files, the next isent but when opened it shows a passport
sounds like a m240
no m240
ggs
this guy is John Massshooting
who tf is this
?
idk
Just finished the tutorial for tarkov. The shooting definitely feels better than it did years ago, before it felt like the gun was suspended on a string
Maybe it’s because I’m using the tutorial guns… but yeah okay so far
I definitely need to rebind some stuff and get used to how it plays nowadays
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@ancient marsh
@stark torrent
what you see on the epstein island
@glacial haven the morale is dangerously low, we need morale support stat
go drop a racist joke or two
must be ivan
youre the guy with normal family friendly jokes
come crack one or two
Didn't they guy have so many guns and ammo in the room that it would have been impossible to smuggle in without someone noticing?
Dude its a huricane proof window which was intended to stop debree from A HURICANE
It was atleast liie 750 pounds
I do not believe a jit is able to just break it w a itsy bitsy hammer
The whole thing was probably a cover up for a botched arms deal.
Also he had sights like eotechs and more on weapons which had NO irons and ALL bumpfire stocks iirc
And a bumpfire stock kinda fucks every optic in the ass and makes it unusuable
Also 60% hitrate iirc
And m240 sounding shots but no m240 to be found
Also for some reason not one security footage vid
How crazy that just the thibgs they wanted banned appeared on every single gun that was in that room
Also like 762 39 ak mags
But he dident have a single ak
And his professional poker career?
He lost more then he made
Flesh simulator made a vid about it
His brother got arrested too.
I got the 3 files of it
And the few peoppe who heard it died quickly
One who did died nearly on the minute of the shooting a year later
Surely it was nothing
is it fucking hammer proof?
???
how tf would you know
you have zero reason to claim this
John Hurricane window over here
???????

m240 sounding
what are you even fucking saying rn
he smuggled it in thru i think boxes
into a crowded concert?
that he said were mail and shit
if im not wrong
basically moving stuff
but it was instead ammo and mags and shit
hole square middle in my faceshield
he fired 1k+ rounds
2000 rounds total
are you gonna tell me he had 600 hits?
You're gonna tell me he fired three whole stanag 100 rounders and got no jams
That itself is impossible
On rifles with a front sight and no rear sight
enchanted gun
@glacial haven cant hear you
one sec
My favorite is when I get a log that takes 30 seconds to pinch and then you ghost it
gn
take care
rest well man
ty
waht did I come to
@ancient marsh got mollested by the rapist too
"young man, I need ass..."
dude
partisan is so fucking retarded
this retard placed like 10 tripmines
where does he hide all those grenades
"top 10 worse than epstein"
different guns got different sounds, you might know this from tarkob
also their rpm is a significant thing and you can irl just as much as in tarkob gauge what gun it is based on their rpm
and the footage of the shooting sounds a LOT like a m240
Source: crackpipe
Bro you cant say that
This isn't tarkov vc
bro said the n word ggs

But yeah the nail in the coffin is "I dont think you can break a hurricane proof window with a hammer"
Says fucking who?
You sound like hasan piker identifying a JDAM rocket from a twitter video by the sound of it
because huricane proof windows ar like, rated to be able to resist against chairs n shit hitting them full force
Like every point you bring up is either completely unearned or has an explanation and you pretend it doesn't exist
jdam is a missile
Warned icefire_ for: we are being jolly today so you are getting a warn , do not use any type of n word derogatives man
Warning: 1
You have no fucking clue
and i do not believe that a regular guy can do that
Peepo clap
it has guidance
What gives you the right to say this?
i do find it ridiculous that PVE mode costs 30 bucks
Are you some sort of fucking window expert?
What are you even talking about

Yes its me John Window
Inventor of glass windows
Jdam is like a guidance system no?
i might as well buy it for the sake of my time
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Anyway doesnt fuckinf mater what it s
Let's not man
Come on
U thought we are jolly

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Put the gun down man
How do you know thats the window type that was installed?
Again just grasping at straws
Zero fucking clue about anything just going off assumptions
cant argue w a retard, ggs
it has a jet engine
small
rocket

Ok man good talk
"The gun sounded like an m240" oh so a full auto 556 gun? Kinda like an ar-15 with a buttstock?
Kinda weird they found multiple ar's with bumpstocks but not an imaginary m240 that apparently been there because it "sounded like it"
Any proof thats how an m240 would sound from that window position in relation to the same position of the person recording the attack? No lol
You're just a fucking idiot who would believe anything
But god bless you man
chill and scroll insta
see reel
YOUR MONTH = WHICH NAZY GERMANY POLITICAL FIGURR ARE YOU
Sometimes an explanation is easier than you think
@compact knoll we know which one you are
a bumpstock fires irregular, a m240 is very reliable in its rpm
The Agartha edits are fire.
I dont think u can post that
aaaalright

approved by the moderation team
AHAHAHAHAH

Moderation approved selfie
But thats not the Nazi I was referencing
i cant breathe from laughing

I know of one infamous Ukrainian Nazi collaborator I was referencing in particular


Artem seeing therapist lock the door behind him
he got that shit on though
His photograph had black bars over his face now
she said " im not taking roubles"
@glacial haven
"but you can pay me in a different way"
young man im putting the strap on
Gei Mexican
"young man i require your ass-"
@compact knoll 1 million dollars incoming
Not the only thing that's coming in either
Alright that's enough
Im going to bed
Please say ai

grok, is this real?
@short cove @stark torrent @remote fox @ancient marsh @compact knoll
its posting...give it a min 
a lega medal tho
im not playing 61 rounds fuck off
You have a week, you aren't supposed to do that shit in one sitting.
i have like 12 hours left of my trial
from theta questline
Of course, a League of Legends player.
hi guys my pc broke while playing pubg black budget i had to disassemble it and reassemble from scratch
bro waht
how does that even happen
idk it wasnt the games fault
did you toss a can of monster in it?
i dont drink that shi
i probably like
assembled it badly the first time i built it
i wish misfortune upon you
because it was the first time i built a pc
did you stress test it?
i mean it played fine for a few months since
something probably wasnt all the way in and came loose
just put everything back together rn
typing from the pc infact
Am I the only one who still gets lost at woods?
hows the tark going @rugged stump
honestly i sometimes do too
Its the only map where the snow fucks up my object permanence
Anything between scav village and USEC camp feels like being sent to the backrooms.
Just picked up the pve lol
I’ll go into PvP later on but honestly pve should’ve been free
I have no idea how the map layout works anymore other than customs because that’s mostly the map I ran back then anyways
spt:
Not updated to 1.0
you've lurked enough to know what you're getting into
Plus standard is on sale on steam
all of the editions on steam are
its just that im not spending more money if i can help it
idk
i might do it tomorrow
as in, later today
luckily i bought tarkov years ago while when it was cheap and on sale
but dont expect PvE to be on sale
back when i killed knight with an ump
i remember it vividly like PTSD
me and the boys were roaming customs about to exit then these fuckers started chasing us throughout the construction zone
classic
ill just play spt if i want pve i dont care if its not up to date
ham after the 57th conversation about "do i buy tarkov"
jesus christ man do or dont clearly you are interested

ill have like 70 more
thanks
just watched a streamer get killed in a night raid with only 11 hrs in the game using only an SKS. yikes
God bless
we are NOT posting alvin and the chipmunks sigma edits
good morning to you too xal
mornin
pula
say something about my chair
mom turns it into a lecture
@stark torrent
I CANNOT MAN
say the smallest thing
and they turn it against me or into a lecture
GOD FORBID SOMEONE POINT SOMETHING OUT IN THIS FUCKING WORLD
CANT SAY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
genuinely fucking tweaking
and they ask me why u stay in your room and don't come to us
@ancient marsh
why the sr2m feels better as well in arena
that 2 pen makes it crack helmets 100%
still feels like ass in arena imo
what are the pbp stats?
no
same iirc 38 pen
i meant dmg
100/100 times id rather run a vector than an sr2m
mp9 black is 1100 i think ye
yeah ss190 is weakest but the p90 has the 50 rounders default and 0 recoil as well
all in all i think smgs are powerful af
unless an enforcer is up then its ggs
2 enforcers in the enemy team and you cant really do much even if u headshot a lot
but the sight is also super far forward and i dont like it
i got used to it
face shot is the way to go
how about you go crack some bitches instead
crack your neck ivan
I might
@ancient marsh @fast garden
guy is proned next to a house doing the inventory animation
this guy thinks he is vacuum looting
holy fucking retard
vacuum doesn't do an animation per se
you do an animation to open ur inventory
yeah that guy was in his inventory proned , had the RFID card and an RSASS on him FIR , and this guy thinks he was cheating
like he prob found them in a stash / weapon box around the spawn
how long was he prone for?
i mean that guy said start of the raid
he could have also transited
from another map
who knows
no i meant like if he was vacuuming
he'd have WAAAY more shit
than 2 items
yeah thats what i mean
he only had those 2 things
so he prob found them on spawn , just lucky
rfid card is like a ledx , rare but you can find it in duffles, scavs , stash etc
eh its ok

if you sell back everything on the ADAR NL545 you get the gun for around 50k basically
- 45 bt
it's 100% cheaper than buying the base gun
you sell most of the stuff on it and you got the gun + mag + 45 bt for like 50k
add attachments youre gonna be swapping the on the base build anyway
i would say even the 3x RAM one is worth it imo , you get a vudu , saker supressor , the gun itself which is 150k on its own
my bitch will hit you with a dick she a fucking 
the fact that dick means supressor in gang hood culture is crazy to me
📚 dick
- Slang for a penis.
- A mean, [aggravating], or [otherwise] just disliked person.
- Short for "Richard." Rick is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called an [aggravating penis].
- Something that gets stuck in the fan
- I suck [massive dick].
- I'm a dick.
- [My name is] Dick.
- My dick [got stuck] in the fan.



