💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

Genuinely think they just forget

[stark torrent]

Like the NL is the closest thing we have to the AEK rn

and the AEK is suppsoed to be better i think

recoil wise

[short cove]

aek is 762 39

[stark torrent]

No

Its both

Aek 973 and 971

[short cove]

arena breakout brainwash is getting me

[winged mica]

There are AEK971 is 762 and 973 a 545 I believe

[short cove]

yall are way too fucking russian

permanent blood alcohol of 20%

[stark torrent]

stg 44 when

[winged mica]

And there is even AEK545 that is known as KORD 6P67

[short cove]

russians will never not make aks for no fucking reason

[winged mica]

Yes its that gun from Battlefield 6

[winged mica]

If it does not break, dont fix it

[stark torrent]

anyway i might have a minor addiction

this gun just fucks

when they add this and the AK 308 to arena is ggs

[winged mica]

I always thought this is some fictionalized Mutant in 545 but no

Apparently its real

And I am scared

Isnt NL545 a meta rn?

[stark torrent]

it is yeah

[winged mica]

A lot of ppl seem to run it

[stark torrent]

it also doesnt help that you can get a full one for 300k with the RAM barters

[winged mica]

Can you make M16 out of NL545

[stark torrent]

or the grey one for like 100k and you mod it yourself

i dont think you can

[winged mica]

Awh

Damn

[winged mica]

They should add wooden M16A1 furniture

[stark torrent]

like this thing is 100k , if you sell all the meme parts you get 50k back

[compact knoll]

ammo is cancer

bt sucks

[stark torrent]

so you get the NL for 50k base gun, you can mod it however u like and still be better

[stark torrent]

i mean it sucks but i literally have stacks of other ammo than bt

i have 1500 7n40

ak 308 is 2nd best gun rn probably

[winged mica]

I remember having a lot of fun running the TKM AK

[stark torrent]

good recoil , uses meta bullet and it has high ergo

for a 308 gun

[winged mica]

But ig it was mod so its not like how it is in main game

[stark torrent]

supressed

[hollow patrol]

the more i think the worse it gets

do yall know any doctors specializing in lobotomies

[short cove]

i think its wild asfuck that we stopped doing lobotomies just back in 1969

like while the americans were thinking of how to get people to the moon they were STILL lobotomising people

[hollow patrol]

they should bring it back for me because im experiencing the call of nikita rn

[short cove]

i think ive seen a etsy shop selling stainless steel lobotomy picks

couldve also been silver

i dont remember

[hollow patrol]

u wanna do it for me 👉 👈

[short cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-496001393010401237

sure

[soft coral]

@short cove @stark torrent @compact knoll everytime in the vc

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-24576101

[short cove]

she was physically resisting

btw fellas ive went to lidl like a few days ago

saw 2 water melons on the cashiers thing

[short cove]

looked for who they belonged to

[keen sparrow]

Silver is naturally anti-microbial

[short cove]

so is copper

[keen sparrow]

Copper is toxic to the body in high amounts though

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/man-frozen-froze-stuck-stuck-in-time-daiyaan-gif-2333459399262130537

[short cove]

[winged mica]

Same w lead

But these days people in Tarkov dies mostly from Lead poisoning

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh add them to the list

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/UHsRpKtFfZM?t=937

@ancient marsh

[hallow stream]

If that happened to me

Everything within a 3 meter vicinity is being smashed

[winged mica]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vKmg5GGtgvY?si=QerNC5H1FyFuvkPS

[winged mica]

My scav has such long cooldown, idk what happened

[cyan garnet]

Fence HATES this man

-91.61

[gritty python]

most sane man playing tarkov

[wintry ridge]

Send Osaka after them

[fast garden]

dont worry guys, they redacted 98% of the epstein files, we are safe

[dapper bluff]

Fence already put a million rubles bounty on your head

[stark torrent]

So cold jesus

[cyan garnet]

[dapper bluff]

drivng to tarkov

[native crypt]

dome spawn is so funny

[soft coral]

where is vro going

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-good-morning-stretching-espreguiçando-gif-6209445865597019844

[viral egret]

slowly

2 of these guys were literally teamkilling more than killing enemies

sr2m kinda nice

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[viral egret]

team so bad we lost

3 people with 0 captures

just me and some chad were only capturing

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[little flame]

alcholic

alcoholic*

[viral egret]

@little flame insurance came back i can finally play the game again

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-man-open-wallet-riches-money-money-flying-gif-4682342128965485892

[viral egret]

4 armors came back ggs man

headsets too

big win

time to go run factory for the 2 paca kills

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret arena?

i am waiting for players tho

on a checkpoint game

[viral egret]

yeah sure

lemme get into fac rq though

waiting for players

[little flame]

got em

all 3

[viral egret]

im doing better and better in arena slowly ut surely

[little flame]

with a shotgun

😭

[viral egret]

aye gg man

i top fragged my last game and the other game i think i was 2nd or smth

but my team was aids on the 2nd game

first game team was decent

[viral egret]

i just got instakilled by a slug thru a tier 4 helmet ok bro

head nape

[little flame]

no shit

its ap 20

probably

[viral egret]

doubt it

12/70 piranha

[viral egret]

ggs

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret hop on arena

[viral egret]

the sicc is yours now

[ancient marsh]

4 lobbies and 6 minutes of queue time

[little flame]

already have one

[ancient marsh]

didnt get into a game

[viral egret]

took me 3 lobbies+

for my first game

[soft coral]

false accusations

jager isnt even that strong

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh can u hear me

mic died bruh

[little flame]

[soft coral]

w/e man jager is so good

[little flame]

finding so many

literally need 3 scavs for punisher

why cant i find a single one

its literally 3 more scavs on lighthouse

[soft coral]

aight fellas

i got jager

i got donuts and burek

and i got a mousepad for the whole desk @little flame

success

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll got a bunch of kills on assault for checkpoint game

swapped to enforcer for the last couple

gave me "win as enforcer" daily credit

[little flame]

IF ONLY

I HAD

A SCOPED GUN

got him

hehe

flanked

1000 raids

581 raids

lvl 28

jesus

[ancient marsh]

added to the list

[ancient marsh]

nvm not added

tarkov.dev not working

[little flame]

nonono

hes just dogshit

i shat on him

hes just bad

hes horrendous lmao

[ancient marsh]

1000 raids 300 hour account

2.5 kd

[little flame]

this was him

[ancient marsh]

i suspect he's kd dropping

bosh

[little flame]

i cant get in tarkov

ffs

this game

[viral egret]

niec

i got black card from my circle

LEVEL 20

@stark torrent i did it

[gritty python]

your army crawl from the trenches is about halfway done

[stark torrent]

based

did you do great heights?

[viral egret]

not yet

[stark torrent]

which one you have the win 3 one?

[viral egret]

yeah

gonna go run fac

paca kills

[stark torrent]

ok we are going to lock in for that one later when everyone is on

we do it fast

[viral egret]

yeah

ive been traiing on arena

since morning

[stark torrent]

imma go eat some pizzer and lemonade monster rn

if u like it you should buy it , it will help you really

you get a lot of xp and money

[viral egret]

i will buy it yeah

its a great way to aimtrain for me

and how to figure out where sounds come from

like which sides

like 15 min left til cultist circle done

[stark torrent]

i cant hear shit man everyone runs loud guns

[viral egret]

2 guys rush me with shotguns

shoot at both guys

miss all my shots

[stark torrent]

if lobby has two enforcers we lost

[viral egret]

look at guy

[stark torrent]

audio off

[viral egret]

4 flashlights on hi shotgun

sounds like tarkov

also cursor on screen bug so thats nicer

[stark torrent]

Cryon do you have your game on borderless?

[viral egret]

ye

why?

[stark torrent]

i thought u didnt

borderless is good

[viral egret]

when do we get this round

in tarkov

.22 thundercock

cultist done time to get shit

[soft coral]

we crack open the monster

[little flame]

died to kabans last guard

killed kaban and everything

nvm

player

[soft coral]

even worse

[little flame]

he literally voiped like a guard

i thought it was one

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[little flame]

thats so cringe

[viral egret]

open door on factory

tagilla

shot in the head with grizzly 40

he shot me back

[little flame]

why are u shooting in the head

[soft coral]

them russians can copy voicelines man they have unfair advantage

[little flame]

with grizzly 40

on tagilla

[viral egret]

thought it was a pmc

[soft coral]

HOW?

TAGILA IS NAKED

[viral egret]

bro

i died to pmc

[soft coral]

dont bro me

[viral egret]

not tagilla

[little flame]

......................................................................................................................

[soft coral]

aah oke

[little flame]

kaban is a fat monkey

[viral egret]

back to factory

the pmc i thought i headshot was a scav

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/7GyUbp10LETX7mQX1NAJpI?si=22dbbfd54bd34342

Chocco donuts from lidl and white monster

we couldn't win any harder

[viral egret]

what about jaeger

[soft coral]

I bought some didn't u read

I'm not drinking jager at 2

[viral egret]

ok bro

2 paca kills is just wildly hard on factory when everyone runs tagilla mask or facemasks in general

gotta go in with a actual kit

[stark torrent]

just go good ammo shoot headf

or impact nade someone

[next temple]

lowkey thinking to redownload eft

[viral egret]

i cant even find people

i went to all gate spawns and it was all empty

[next temple]

but then i would want to shoot myself

[viral egret]

like i spawn gate3 i go office bc ppl there

nobody there

get shot from behind

ion got impact nades to do that either

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[dapper bluff]

i bring bad news, no one is getting gifts this year

[viral egret]

SPT?

or pve

[dapper bluff]

yes

[compact knoll]

No headphones

[viral egret]

xal poitned it out

i bought headphones

[compact knoll]

No extra ammo

No heals

[viral egret]

im going for 2 pmc kills

on factory

im not even planning to live

[compact knoll]

You can buy extra ammo from fence

[viral egret]

i just need 2 pmc paca kills

[compact knoll]

Just buy it

[cyan garnet]

I did it on woods

Just snipe some retard

[soft coral]

new mouse pad fellas

Mouse will no longer drag on the desk ggs

and it's a long one covers keyboard too although thats not that necessary

[little flame]

fuck you artyom

how are u alive

i sprayed a whole mag in u

[soft coral]

Not bad not bad

and yes my keyboard is dirty

[soft coral]

Listen man

its not as wide as I wanted it to be

but thats ok

[little flame]

widedge

[soft coral]

shoutout to the keyboard box used as a monitor stand

Balkan engineering

[short cove]

@soft coral why no new content on yt

[soft coral]

idk

not playing gamba atm

[short cove]

Just post anything

Specialisation is for insects

[soft coral]

???

[compact knoll]

epstein setup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_OQrZreVXo

[hollow patrol]

the voices are still hitting me

theyre telling me to buy shitkov

[soft coral]

someone take artyom's internet away

[soft coral]

what nationality is Alle?

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/2002290368256049619

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

X · Dec 20, 2025, 8:09 AM

[soft coral]

oh yeah that retard fishing in some lake while playing tarkov

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

they made it wrong

[hollow patrol]

@viral egret

[soft coral]

say what u want

out of all the bosses

Shturman has that shit on

Bro doesn't miss with the drip

[soft coral]

bro got a bunch of 1s 20s and 50s pipe down

OOH look at that insane spread

and its like 500 dallas

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/whitebeard-sad-cry-transformers-one-piece-gif-25348134

im still fighting the call of nikita

[soft coral]

ok ok its a 5 socket sure

lets check price

on the market

[hollow patrol]

i have been thoroughly warned against buying tarkov standard because the stash size would be gae + homo

[soft coral]

mate

who does this guy think he is

2 mil for that axe just because it has 5 sockets

[hollow patrol]

and thats probably true to be fair

[soft coral]

dont

just dont mate

[hallow stream]

tarkov shooter part 1 and part 2 have hit my account

a sad day for Serbia

[hollow patrol]

love it when a game has a "standard edition" that is considered unplayable by everyone who actually plays the game

[hallow stream]

need another junkbox

maybe I shouldnt save these 2 arena posters I found

bright idea

[soft coral]

its not unplayable

people are just retarded

and suck at tetriz

[hollow patrol]

i dont suck at tetriz :(

[soft coral]

just scav and upgrade the stash

yes stash is small

but u can upgrade

[hollow patrol]

isnt that also paid

[soft coral]

its not like youre stuck with this much stash space

????

YOU CAN INCREASE STASH SPACE IN THE HIDEOUT

[hollow patrol]

i heard about some shit like that

[soft coral]

BY BUILDING MORE OF IT

[hollow patrol]

ouhh..

ooh..

[soft coral]

yes

its an ingame stash mechanic

[hollow patrol]

might be doable then

i dunno man i might play

bad decision i know

very bad

very

life ruination

[soft coral]

bro just dont

youre not missing on much

you really arent

its 1.0 but its barely an improvement

save yourself the money

[hallow stream]

might be hooge

[compact knoll]

400k

[hallow stream]

worth

[viral egret]

true

[hollow patrol]

but im not like retarded enough to buy anything over standard

[viral egret]

buy standard and focus stash upgrade if u do

first one is decently easy

[hallow stream]

easy game

when you pre prepare

[little flame]

bro flexing his 2 flash drives

[ancient marsh]

chris rock?

https://tenor.com/view/chris-rock-huh-what-really-seriously-gif-5794940

[hollow patrol]

close enough

[hallow stream]

actually

I have 3 more

[little flame]

flash drives are not rare tho

[hallow stream]

well when you fucking need something in this game its nowhere to be found

[viral egret]

(COFDMs)

[hallow stream]

like I still only found 1 WD40 small can

in the past 5 days ive been looking for 2

and that 1 can I JUST FOUND in the same raid

not to mention screws and nails which arent ANYWHERE in any raid I search for them

cause this game SUCKS ASS

[hollow patrol]

noob issue tbh

[hallow stream]

you jack off to obese bitches shut up

[hollow patrol]

no

i dont do that why are you projecting on me

[hallow stream]

liar liar pants on fire

[hollow patrol]

why yo nose so damn long

[hallow stream]

so your mom can feel it

also holy fuck w scav raid

[hallow stream]

3rd gpu in 5 days

bless jesus

[hollow patrol]

you r broke

noob

bad

[native crypt]

Did they get rid of the craft?

[little flame]

[hallow stream]

its lav 2

and I dont have that

[native crypt]

Good luck then

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1451577154944110744/unknown_replay_2025.12.19-15.08_clip_1.mp4?ex=6947ff92&is=6946ae12&hm=6b66237389555f7fb97a0702d173fd1ec9143ab42f3f6e88042256845b9dac95&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1451562490692632720/IMG-20251219-WA0003.jpg?ex=6947f1ea&is=6946a06a&hm=9b54408586bee317c28d272378f645a3968e0d7894035833626dff090335ef94&=&format=webp&width=659&height=824

someone posted this on tigz server and said "Pestily?"

[little flame]

pestily?

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @glacial haven

[hallow stream]

Also

God bless PMCs for being greedy dumb fucks

I found 6 PMC bodies in front of the IDEA and there was just a singular guy looting all of them

[hollow patrol]

entire game vibecoded trust

[hallow stream]

1 well placed AK shot to his head eyes

all the loot is mine

[compact knoll]

arent you on pve

[ancient marsh]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2001037314970280214

lukas (@63skies_)

some people seem to be confused by this so here's a better clip to show what i'm talking about

Quoting lukas (@63skies_)
︀
new sprinting jumpshot technique 👀

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FixupX · Dec 16, 2025, 9:10 PM

[little flame]

greedy fucking clankers

[viral egret]

the 3 lions

[hallow stream]

No

[hallow stream]

Im not retarded to play pve piss baby mode

Im playing solo on my standard

My survival rate is 47%

If I was playing pve it would be spt and Im not playing that because the main spawn management and pathing mod that I used didnt get updated and wont be getting updated for a while, henceforth spt sucks

[hollow patrol]

im gonna play arena breakout if i die in raid i kill myself

if i live through it i'll probably still kill myself

[hard heart]

Set my newest damn record.

[ancient marsh]

@little flame @viral egret

[little flame]

?

[soft coral]

russia moment

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

?

[hollow patrol]

i didnt bring enough meds

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3agtg0x11wPvLIWkYR39nZ?si=71b0065fc8ca4a57

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215641354517090345/1451960130240385125/image.png?ex=694812bf&is=6946c13f&hm=399ae91715b8574bafaa7c3ebf47ba437ad2d0fc7f29598d3342df40ef50d60c&

@little flame

fk this charm

[ancient marsh]

wwhy is the font so weirrdge

[soft coral]

I changed it

[stark torrent]

HOLDING THE B POINT LIKE JESUS HELD THE CROSS @fast garden

[compact knoll]

yeah after that game our names got redacted from the flight logs

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-gguh-trending-meme-charlie-kirk-gif-260876314022351132

[compact knoll]

bay 5 flight logs

[hollow patrol]

dammn.. he did all that?

[soft coral]

Now lets see paul allens files

[compact knoll]

they let the epstein crew into the kindergarten

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215641354517090345/1451966191563440291/image.png?ex=69481864&is=6946c6e4&hm=d698b4535f26bfffa4085550a3575b727d267e290fa6ec28e721e96b4d8971b0& @ancient marsh @little flame

its all over the screen mate

[soft coral]

unholy and heroic amulet from the dragon

used up all the luck for 3 years in advance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215641354517090345/1451966504022180095/image.png?ex=694818ae&is=6946c72e&hm=978aa7f25f039021367dc49db01abc0660f4ca59e377d67bcad06041869ab05a&

disgusting roll on the stats too

[ancient marsh]

arena exp still desynced

[little flame]

drop it

delete

[ancient marsh]

why is the font so weirdge

[soft coral]

nvm its a common drop from the boss shit is worth 40k on the market ggs

[hollow patrol]

i thought of getting tark just to play it for like under 2 hours to see if it runs fine and shit and refund if i dont like it but then fuckin nikita is gonna break into my house and ban my account

[viral egret]

lmao

[hollow patrol]

i mean that deadass did happen on tarkov release from what i heard

[viral egret]

idk

im tarking it

going to go fac for 1 pmc kill with paca on (shittiest armor)

gonna die

@hollow patrol

do u think i can do it

[hollow patrol]

i dont know gang i dont play this game

[hollow patrol]

im thinking of playing it but im like

[viral egret]

better not

[hollow patrol]

yeah

yeah

yeah..

[viral egret]

game so stressful a guy got erectile dysfunction

from it

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846860266699489311/1055537534890946620/mr.gif

what if i just..

play spt so i can have fun

[stark torrent]

ok pussy

[hollow patrol]

you call your live version of the game dogshit and get mad when someone thinks of playing it using the fun version

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1431146302602874960/eaef3019-862f-4170-a85a-f7f2f88712ec.gif

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-gif-14733745593859528159

[little flame]

[blazing basin]

https://youtu.be/k6fmjmJY4UQ

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/1999066894150816229

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

9 years ago

X · Dec 11, 2025, 10:41 AM

bro

the streets offices are modeled off theirs

what the fuck did they mean by this

the company that tortues people

???

@ancient marsh

[hallow stream]

why they got pestily in the BSG studio

Psi op

[ancient marsh]

@viral egret

[hallow stream]

Dies
game almost crashes

thank you

[soft coral]

the fk is even happenign

[hallow stream]

maybe trying to contest killa on interchange isnt one of my brightest ideas

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-sundae-gif-25035574

the state bro was found in:

[hallow stream]

I got into a 1v4

I killed 1 and then killa lit the fuck out my legs

popped a morphine and went to heal then got impact naded

[fast garden]

“ the fun version “

[hollow patrol]

what, is your version of the game fun

[hallow stream]

No

were delusional

some more than others

[fast garden]

I’m lvl 51 and have probably 3-4x the xp in game, if not more, as everyone else here aside from artyom

Yes I like the game

[hallow stream]

"Yes I like fentanyl" said the drug addict

[fast garden]

discord promoting pedophilia

[hallow stream]

jesus christ

pressing sort button on my junkbox

its not working

FUCK YOU NIKITA YOU LAZY FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT 90% BODYFAT FUCK

[compact knoll]

Are you surprised

[fast garden]

no

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953336238478336053/966753354204184616/crack.gif

[fast garden]

that is hilariously high definition

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-daniel-larson-lolcow-bomb-you-kill-you-gif-6459696256966371969

[hallow stream]

"we wont fucking hire you"

[short cove]

https://www.timesofisrael.com/indians-unfazed-by-israeli-made-stink-bomb/ @viral egret real?

[viral egret]

idk bro im romanian

leave me be

[cyan garnet]

filtered

[hallow stream]

6 unlooted tech boxes opened and like 6 toolboxes unlooted

no fucking nails

no fucking screws

Im boutta blowwwww

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[wintry ridge]

this cant be right

[hallow stream]

("we fucking want you to kill yourself and be a slave for the company")

[fast garden]

this the shit im dealing with bruh

its bleak

[wintry ridge]

4 days on 3 off should be like

national standard ngl

[fast garden]

i agree

[wintry ridge]

like the issue isnt even working hours

its having to go to work

[ancient marsh]

???

5+2 man

4 +3 is entitled asf

cheating

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-truth-nuke-arnold-schwarzenegger-arnold-shook-gif-6352525456991560778

[fast garden]

entitled to what, living your life outside of a 48 hour window?

[low iris]

i see both sides

[ancient marsh]

5+2 is like an international standard

48 hourr? 40 is standard

[fast garden]

48 as in the two days off

[ancient marsh]

oh

[low iris]

on one hand i dont wanna be a goy slave who works his entire life and on the other hand i understand why its 2 days is the average

[native crypt]

i liked working 4 10 hour shifts and having 3 days off

[fast garden]

yeah 4 10 hour shifts is fucking baller

there was a period where they were cutting hours where i worked but i just worked my 4 days longer

god that third day off was magnificent

[ancient marsh]

oooh i didn't think about it having morre hours

to compensate for a 3rd day off

i could see the vision

i thought you wanna just work 1 less day and get the same pay

but then again

from 9 to 21 hrs

you come home

[glacial haven]

damn, nearly the same conditions as a slave in a cobalt mine

[ancient marsh]

wtf do you do

sry from 9 to 19

[fast garden]

we making progress baby

[ancient marsh]

1 hr commute

then shower

you have like 3 wakeful hours

[fast garden]

i dunno about you but on those work days i rarely ever did anything else that day

[glacial haven]

on what, the hangmans knot?

[fast garden]

like maybe a doctors appt or sum like that

[glacial haven]

But a 6/2 schedule is wild ngl

Is the pay at least decent?

[fast garden]

its waffle house.

[glacial haven]

so no

hm

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1282122102048297103/metonight.gif

[glacial haven]

Do you know how to defend yourself?

[fast garden]

im dead

[glacial haven]

Since Waffle House is basically just a WWE Ring, made to look like a kitchen with a dining area

[ancient marsh]

waffle house the typa restaraunt that needs you to have at least a purple belt in BJJ to get a job

[glacial haven]

Either that or take your food as to-go

lmao

Drive Through? Nah, it's a drive-by

[ancient marsh]

average wafflehouse

[wintry ridge]

like fuck it give me 2 hours more

[hollow patrol]

blablablbal

[short cove]

at what type of work?

[wintry ridge]

thats one day extra where I dont have to sit in traffic

[short cove]

tbh at that point

just work on a fucking oil rig

[fast garden]

ok

[short cove]

special agent negotiator

jfc

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-oh-fuck-explosion-tripwire-the-boys-gif-26106214

[little flame]

will take me 3 matches so 2 more @stark torrent

33% done

37*

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

wtf does crabbed mean

crouched and slow walking?

[stark torrent]

i can join for a next last hero if u guys want

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[glacial haven]

i mean, either way you'll have nothing to worry about

[viral egret]

im 25%

done

[glacial haven]

either you get a job offer after recruitment

or you disappear

[stark torrent]

go

i can join

[fast garden]

someone finally gets it

[stark torrent]

that is very good detail

the enviromental storytelling

also why is shit on the walls

Xal was through there didnt he

[short cove]

holy slander

[viral egret]

@stark torrent a

thats an ew one

[glacial haven]

Gotta give them that, the team that creates the maps knows what they are doing

Just got a bit too ambitious on streets

[little flame]

1 left

[viral egret]

1 left it hink

[ancient marsh]

Always said theyre game designers - not developers

Their ideas are too ambitious for their dogshit execution

Who in their right mind actually thought tarkov could be updated/made into an open world map

[glacial haven]

Was that actually their plan at some point in the past?

To make the entire thing open world?

I mean, it depends on how much slack you want to cut them, you could call the transit functionality "open-world" because you can transit between the places without leaving the raid

[fast garden]

they talked about it but i think they quickly realized that it wouldnt work

not with the scale of tarkov

[glacial haven]

I'll be honest chief, I don't even know how they would've pulled that off on the servers alone

[fast garden]

yeah

[glacial haven]

And that ignores all of the limitations of hardware

[fast garden]

theres like 2 dozen reasons why it couldnt happen

[glacial haven]

And Tarkov wouldn't feel the same if it were open world, very possible that I am just used to the fade to black and then my raid stats but still

[viral egret]

@stark torrent mic doesnt work bc of arena

not even 50%

16 to 28

chopshop is cancerr

never doing chopshop again

[remote fox]

Chop Shop is Scoutslop.

Or some retard with bolty + red dot cancer.

[fast garden]

if you are getting cleaned by a dude running a bolty it might be a skill issue

[remote fox]

It's one shot throrax.

[little flame]

SKILL ISSUE

move more

[fast garden]

[little flame]

@ancient marsh im done but forgot to tell u

[ancient marsh]

Is cryon done

[little flame]

no

[ancient marsh]

Is it time to go to customs

[little flame]

im joining him after

i got done

hes at 50%

[ancient marsh]

Ok we wait for him

[ancient marsh]

Its the best arena map

[little flame]

ggez

holy fk

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

@ancient marsh

[viral egret]

i was cleaning some bolty guy

dude wasn't really hitting shit

time to redeem the theta container

@stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

true....

most apartments looked like

lived in, in tarkov

and not just random cluttered

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh come lion

[ancient marsh]

no?

[stark torrent]

you cant be this troglodyte

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1452012298364518512/Moments-clip-from-Dec-20-2025.mp4?ex=69484355&is=6946f1d5&hm=c2f4938fab391a3bf2f343d14140064a541de6b5970f56352d7239c377ac7a4a&

[glacial haven]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

wait i didnt double check if the video had slurs in it

[viral egret]

yeah it had the n word

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sad-sad-dog-dog-sad-droopy-gif-8912048835665747652

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden

[viral egret]

4inchstroker

[ancient marsh]

this shit looks so nice

[native crypt]

average dbd player

i saw that tism man

@short cove

[short cove]

rel

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[little flame]

We calling everyone cheaters now huh

[viral egret]

heads, eyes instantly as he climed onto box

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4IRZlbGv2dE?si=qNGPUilZEVnz1NGV

[viral egret]

im kinda looting guys

[ancient marsh]

@hallow stream

[viral egret]

@little flame

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll i just bought an aquapeps for 220k for water craft

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-of-reserve-tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-hacker-gif-4442470468788470253

[viral egret]

aquapeps is 220k???

[ancient marsh]

no

[viral egret]

its 90k

im gona hunt for those

[ancient marsh]

what the fUCKL?

[viral egret]

shove them up my ass and sell them on flea for discount

[ancient marsh]

iT WASNT LIKE THSI

THEY WERE LIKE 20

[viral egret]

schnitzel is so good

[rugged stump]

considering starting tarkov again, good idea or bad idea?

i only have the standard edition btw

[fast garden]

hello iced up donald trump

[rugged stump]

what up what up

[fast garden]

you will be fine games alright

whens last time you played

[rugged stump]

couple years ago

i quit becuase the 15 min matchmaking was fucking killed it for me

i couldn't do it

i heard its much more bearable now

plus arc raiders revived my love for extraction shooters

[fast garden]

depends on server selection but generally its pretty quick

[rugged stump]

i'm from NA so hopefully its not too bad

[hallow stream]

4 fucking raids

1 single screw

[ancient marsh]

always bad idea

[hallow stream]

Im tired

from this shithole game

[viral egret]

if they could they wouldve taken the barrel too

[hollow patrol]

tell me how bad it goes ive been thinking of actually buying the game right now

[fast garden]

your attachments were owed to them 3000 years ago

[hollow patrol]

standard edition only cause im not retarded enough to spend more

i will base my decision on your experience playing the game

[viral egret]

my experience solo: decent, hard to learn maps but spt is good for that

hard to learn what to sell and what to keep though

inv management is gonna be a pain but u can upgrade stash

[hollow patrol]

i saw someone post some sort of tool/site that shows like all the items you need for progression in total

a while ago

[viral egret]

prob there is

imma go hit the slammer goodnight

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-jxxyy-kq-poster-joeyy-poster-gif-6832944162677099947

[hallow stream]

fucking guys helmet ricocheted 6 headshots

[hollow patrol]

god was with him idk whta to tell you

[hallow stream]

my chest rig ricochets 2 or 3 of his grenade launcher nades

I die but he dont

fuck this game man

he also was just camping angle with that shit ready so I got jumpscare blasted

nikita is a fucking chud man

[glacial haven]

The issue isn't just what you need and don't need, it's more about when you need it and how rare the item actually is.

The biggest beginner error is just keeping everything that the guide tells you that you will need because you will have an overfilled stash very quickly

[hollow patrol]

sounds about right

[hallow stream]

if I dont find screws, nails and a small wd40 tomorrow Im going to lobotomize myself

[hollow patrol]

i dont think you have much frontal lobe left to lobotomize anyway man

youre playing tarkov

[stark torrent]

anyway the bug with mounted NPCs is back again , if you go loot them you get softlocked @ancient marsh @fast garden

[fast garden]

i didnt think it was fixed

[stark torrent]

it was in the latest patch notes

[fast garden]

gg

[stark torrent]

night ice

[short cove]

night iedy

[winged mica]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-hutcherson-josh-hutcherson-whistle-edit-whistle-2014-meme-gif-1242113167680346055

[rugged stump]

I’ll let you know

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-dextermorgan-bayharbourbutcher-gotme-gif-12053768228990893387

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-fingers-playing-with-meat-meat-fingers-twirling-meat-hotdog-gif-17889979

[keen sparrow]

'How's this Tarkov game, it any good?'

I really thought it'd be more tbh

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tarkov/s/2S0u7KeNuE

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

HOLY SHIT

https://tenor.com/view/alexjones-alex-jones-tinfoil-hat-gif-19186951

[pliant thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-boom-explosion-715-team-gif-17053501464994847592

715

[glossy condor]

Yo Gork change merc voice lines in gamma to black division

[keen sparrow]

lmao

what is this discord even

[remote fox]

I have done nothing but play Snoreline for a week straight.

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-clap-gif-8766590078260538864

[remote fox]

Arena doesn't count.

[glacial haven]

I have to take actual breaks from Tarkov after doing a couple of Shoreline quests

It's just so mind numbingly boring

The worst part is, Shoreline doesn't even have bad loot, the map is just gigantic and most of your time is occupied by running through a forest

[cyan garnet]

Complete dogshit

[keen sparrow]

And then there's interchange

[cyan garnet]

Spawning at railway on snoreline

[cyan garnet]

Interchink was the only map last wipe where i always saw speed hackers

Mighty warlocks farming killa to restore their mana

[cyan garnet]

I'm having a break until the new year i opened the game the other day looked at my tasks and alt f4'd

Cbf

[glacial haven]

I did like 5 quests or something, back to back without actually completing, went back to Jaeger and Therapist, redeemed 5 quests and the reward was like 15 more quests

[cyan garnet]

I need you do go to snoreline, i sleep
I need you to go to streets, real shit?

[keen sparrow]

Dandies is my favourite quest

[glacial haven]

Anything other than Woods and Shoreline are alright because they at least offer something on the way to your quest location

You can find random bits and pieces for your hideout or valuables on your way there

[cyan garnet]

I dont mind woods in small doses

Some people swear its the best map

Im upto punisher 4 and all the other lighthouse shit judt cbf suffering through it rn

[glacial haven]

1 - 2 Raids are fine but that's rarely how it goes

You have a backlog of quests on one map and want to finish all of them asap

So you just go and bite the bullet, which you'll understand won't work after the 15th raid on the same map lmao

[cyan garnet]

The lion cannot carry the checkpoint bots

[gritty python]

.06 rep away from level 4 and i just don’t know if i have the mental fortitude to drag these anchors

[cyan garnet]

most of the time it's like it's your teammates first time using a mouse and keyboard

bottom frag just went 4 - 23 1 capture

just uninstall atp

[remote fox]

PvE gamers

[cyan garnet]

if i could just 1 not npc team that would be great

[ancient marsh]

Go to road to customs and transit out

[remote fox]

Man... men who go for fat chicks sicken me.

[ancient marsh]

Its true Nikita offered me stash slots to teamkill @compact knoll yesterday

[ancient marsh]

"If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy, remember - it's because you're broke" (c) Kanye "Ye" West

[remote fox]

It gives me the same feeling when my team is inting.

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/technical-decision-enzo-maresca-maresca-press-conference-chelsea-tactical-decision-gif-9128423615018743029

@stark torrent talking to the 10/10 but u see she has highlights from different countries so u step back

[stark torrent]

That is so real

[soft coral]

dad accidentally stalled the car

for how good of a driver he is thats 1 in a million

[stark torrent]

Happens to me too sometimes i forget im in 3rd not 1st gear

I leave the green light and car dies

Ggs my fridge is being filled.with meat

[soft coral]

ayo

[stark torrent]

@soft coral wake up

Dad is here in the kitchen

Hello son wanna go to Dedeman

Its over

[soft coral]

25 hours of unpaid labour incoming @stark torrent

i salute u sir

whats the difference between azis and a fridge
the fridge doesnt fart when u take your meat out @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

dad told me that one

what u gonna do in dademan anyway

come to stara zagora man and invite cryon we make lan party

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

ayyyy

whos mazda is that

dont even need to see the tire logo i just know from those taillights

[soft coral]

normally i change my grandads tires of his vw lupo

i do ir and get 50 leva

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1444606028196085850/attachment-100.gif

[stark torrent]

Ye i forgor i gotta put winter tires on this one as well

[soft coral]

u have 2 cars?

[stark torrent]

Based

Yes, dad drives this one but it was my 1st car

[soft coral]

oooh

based mazda enjoyer

[stark torrent]

Hit a tree last year , fixed for 500 euro

[soft coral]

him or u

[stark torrent]

He did

[soft coral]

aaalright

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

That guy drives with foglights when no fog

That is the balkans indeed

Also why is it so lowered , he either carries 200kg of potatoes or got racing suspension or shi

[soft coral]

he was loaded

i think

dad flying with 140

respect

its a citroen driver those dont have money for car mods be honest

[ancient marsh]

lived for so long on arena i ran out of food

[soft coral]

rocky bolboa aah screenshot

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @glacial haven @compact knoll @fast garden @little flame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQpGeszrmA

[soft coral]

driving infront of some car driving extra slow
dad finally passes her
we all look
my mom: oh god its a woman she nearly will fal alseep step on the gas sunshine
@stark torrent

friendly fire right there

[ancient marsh]

lvl 52 guy

naked only ak74

[stark torrent]

guy parks like a retard diagonally on one of those shop parking lots

a single free space left next to him

i park there as close to his door as possible because i will not spend another 10 minutes looking for a parking spot cause this retard didnt give a shit to straighten his car

have fun opening your door f word

closed the car and left , wedonutcare

[soft coral]

so based

[compact knoll]

fuck

accidwently sent it back

[soft coral]

MORTII MATII YELLOW

[viral egret]

they found my drum

again