#💣tarkov-released
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IF IT CAN BE KIRKED IT SHALL BE KIRKED
What is it about "His killing has created a million Charlie Kirks." did you not get old man?
Suck his dick.
he better cup those balls
And cuddle after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-g7_oqT6qk @glacial haven
from the show it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode name - Mac and Dennis: Manhunters
gpu is no longer worth bartering for with ram
lol
its the same price as 4 ram sticks

this is the exact caliber of content I'd be making if I was 8 and knew how to upload to youtube
Me after finding those 2 gpus yesterday
Buying a gpu from ref for like 50 gps be like
There's no way
The Sneakiest Tarkov Play Ive Ever Pulled Off
#tarkov #eft #escapefromtarkov
He had to know these guys
There's just no way they were that oblivious
buy shit
get shit
@glacial haven think youd be interested
im still not buying it anyway but still
but i will be checking tihs one out
wicked
only 25 gb
on the installation screen
dam
im gonna play it sometime later
isnt this the dogshit extraction shooter theyre making
if anyone has it and wants to hop on wiht me 👉 👈
idk if its dogshit yet thats why im gonna play it
Good luck, apparently has a massive memory leak
To the point of crashing, let's hope they managed to fix whatever they fucked up themselves

cinema
And I am not just talking ram, also vram
I mean, let's hope they fixed it because a vram leak would probably cut that playing time extremely short lmao
would be your dream perhaps
I mean, let's be honest here, it's going to be a bunch of women walking around, handing out their onlyfans links

yeeaaah but game can be game
in the crowd of OF whores there may be some girls that havent ever used OF
ig not
serevr unavailable headass
try again in an hour or so ig
circle done praying fro something good
@little flame goons on customs
@stark torrent
god bless
god is good
one more
wdym
on discount
I believe so
everything is on 80% sale
for the game
skins characters and the other stuff
yeah
gonna go run my scav
and then play hero siege until iedy and allee is here
and then go farm goons
xal bro
i had a staredown with partisan in a woods house
yesterday

@soft coral bro
i was standing in the middle
and they left me on 1 hp
and i get shanked by a random bystander
when u touch teh reaper statue move awya
dont stand still xd
didnt tarkov teach you this
HOW
THEY LOOK DIFFERENT
ONE HAS A GIANT REAPER
the second one is some nun praying or w/e
oh
god bless im at the boss room
@soft coral build so cracked reaper died in 15 secondsl mfaoo
call me when u start killing inferno bosses in 15 seconds
what emotion is this even supposed to convey man
gg
mostly useless loot
im searching rn and it seems people have access to the game or some bullshit
but i just cant
what the fuck am i missing here
nevermind
the servers just go up sometimes
that or its fucked
gg
black budget with budget servers, checks out
This "extraction" game is a Joke.
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female character when healing literally orgasms

anubis is a fucking ego check jesus
wall of fire is hard
@soft coral how do you even move fast enough to nto get folded by wall of fire
riight
xd
go back and farm a bit of levels
are we fr
last chance to look at me hector
and i killed him
gg
you probably figured it out but
the jump goes to your mouse not to where youre pressing WASD
i thought its constant spam wall of thunder
but its just a few
so i waited it out instead of nuking him

servers still unavailable after the update im not touching this shit anymore
customs scav
It just looks like a mixture of Battlefield, Call Of Duty Warzone and PUBG
But worse in every single way
it looks like an AI generated "tarkov killer"
They also tried to make sure that there are not cheaters by obfuscating the string pool 
Well, that did nothing because all of the functions you use to get the information from it are still plain
But they tried
day 1 vacuum hackerrs

atleast they tried
With a commercial grade obfuscator, that shit is slow as fuck
You're not supposed to use something like that for a game
It's like they don't look left and right to see what everyone else is doing
im checking the hero siege dlcs @soft coral are we fr
interesting classes all in all i wonder where ive seen some of them before though 
we've talked about the classes thing
I'm not getting into it again man
Yes this is a copy of dante
he literally has a SET ITEM IN GAME
theres also literally a glock 22 in game man
what classes do you even get for free
next update which is february theyre making 10 more free to step away from p2p
i dont have the game buddy get your limp dick out of your hand
dont be so defensive over yo fuckass game
300k scav
300k on a fuckin scav
im thinking of buying it and youre making me wanna play it less with like
damn
every 3rd message you send
the current free classes are fun
next update bottom row become free minus white mage that one is included in base game
ok neat
this update viking and marksman are amongst the most op tho
marksman goat
redneck class is crazy
these classes fr go from traditional viking bro with a shield and axe to dante
imma go cook food
astonishing
well
if u target farm items it can take hours to get one
because they have drop chances along the lines of 0.00% and stuff like that
but
in online theres a market u can sell items to and make a bit of profit to buy items u need
I'd say the game isn't very beginner friendly
but once u get into the flow
it becomes very fun
ask xal and alle
@ancient marsh is it fun bro
im havging fun
ok ill buy it
he will buy it
it has to be atleast better than the last game i (tried to) play
i'm faling the QTE to not be racist after this video

@hollow patrol play online
i did
ok i think
first class clearrly
redneck

interesting choice
that or pirate
i dont know if i wanna do that
I'd suggest do it
getting to the end game gets boring after a while
so characters wiping is fun
plus u get to try out new builds
I think me and alle play seasonal
seasonal and non season can't play with each other
theres like 30 character slots i can just like not
odessey is solo self found meaning no trade of any kind but boosted drop rates by 30%
your choice
so ironman
but u won't be able to play with us
when do seasons even change
hurrrr..
ill do a seasonal redneck character fuck it
so one archetype is full fire damage the other is chainsaw gameplay
yes
classes have 2 archetypes to choose from
some better than others but yes
so online isnt like large persistent servers but hosted by players with small sizes?
it is a big server
but you can choose between germany europe and the rest
I can click on korea and play on korean server
but
when you click create game u make your own room
Most people do that
Good luck
im probably going into the hillbilly archetype
sick
if a skill says physical
it scales with strenght
if it says arcane it scales with intelligence
if it says fire intelligence?
cause most hillbilly skills are fire
yeah
it scales with int i think based off the recieves bonuses from screen
you wouldnt think a class named redneck with an archetype called hillbilly has its main damage scaling on intelligence
if only retards read
the big green text that says
THIS SKILLR ECIEVES BONUSES FROM:

hey
hey dumbass
hey
i said that
like 2 minutes before you did
did you reeadd
did you read my messagse
if only retards read
the big string of mesages that say
that i FOUND IT
+1 pmc kill
as scav
@stark torrent 2 fully kitted ak chads on woods and i killed one with sks scav lmao
other guy got me
i love trees
my grands also sold so +150k
gonna run customs
btw @little flame goons on customs (pretty sure) if u still need
its customs or another map
i hope they remain on customs i wanna try and kill them but if they're not here ill say
load in
run around 35 seconds
die instantly
head, eyes

no helmet no vest warrior
2k hours and 2.5 kd
i didnt even have my face to the oepn i was literally looking down to loot my kill
@stark torrent partisan bushcamping me in woods 
he died btw
oh potions are pretty interesting
so theyre like
recharge over time
not one time uses
yeah
its poe esque
ok man
wtf
i dont step into the sniper zone and i go to get car exfil and the sniper kills me
POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK AHH NAMES
man cant even car exfil with partisan shit
@stark torrent @keen sparrow @ancient marsh @compact knoll
okay
holy fuck the crazy bastards actually did it
nah, now i have to do a whole GAMMA playthrough with PIP scopes
close enough welcome back drewski
blow up
in minecraft ofc
saw some young girl pulled over by traffic police
another W for men
hope she gets fined
eah game iz ok
it gets better
im sure it does but like
come on man over 60% of my inventory space is locked behind paywall
smh
did she break any law?
@viral egret
alr
@stark torrent get on sir
wdym
depression quest
its over cryon got testdrive
Its ogre
M1A is such dogshit too
My least favourite test drive gun
50 shades of kirk
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there's like this ungodly siren call that is telling me "ooooo you wanna buy tarkov ooooo you wanna shove your balls through nikita's meatgrinder oooo"
@ancient marsh 67 dollars is 9715 rubles
okay
and 67 euros is 10291

Charlie's honest reaction to his wife hugging all kinds of men a few days after he got head, throat in the public

oh there is a survey @little flame @viral egret
significant
hmm with snow it feels better but idk
decrease
TOO OFTEN TO BE A COINCIDENCE @fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh
left tarkov pal server
this guy is making me lose braincells
called him a low iq humonculus
ok then dont talk to him
thats not nice
to low IQ homonculus'
there was audio changes????
Slightly improved
Sound is weird
suck my left testicle I have no stash space
ye exactly
But the distance is fucked
its fucked
its so fucking annoying
lighthouse time
for goons
u joining artjom?
good luck
imma go play hero siege
oh wait I dont have the key
gg
have to go to the bitchass gas station now and find the car
never did this shit before
im not gonna do it
broke fuck ready for customs
first raid no goons but i got partizano
that old granny is still sitti g there
sheesh
theres nothing we can do ahh stance
partizan almost one tapped my thorax earlier lmao
no
cooking then i have a lesson
gonna try to make brownies

im not taking shit from a guy that cant boil an egg
You have a degree in retard
blow up
raaah
gimme it
factory time
wiping timmies
or chads
im prolly gonna insta die
survived only saw 1 pmc tho
idk if i got enough xp
prayge
i did
ggs
max traders
lets fuckin goo
yessir
yeah idk he should do way more
has 3 or so attacks
gurag hardest
everyone else ez
gurag ez everyone else ez
ivan i went from 32.1k dps or some shit to 100k wtf
ahahahaha
one item
on skill
not my actual dps
Yummers
with a good build yes
A whole stick of butter
Holy diabetes
@little flame @stark torrent @ancient marsh
@fast garden
iedy when u getting on again?
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@compact knoll @ancient marsh
thank you for the fun fact
it's a kirk eat kirk world out there
Kirk on Kirk violence
as if anyone is working in romania

damn fax
idk what those are
cuz here we have a small booklet
where they write each company you've worked for
and how much
Epstein: Silver
Trump: Gold
"Oh my God!"
imma run my scav and maybe a solo gz/woods raid
or customs
idk
also allee all my sugar sold and i made profit 
nice
brooo
i bought like
18 sugars
all at 25-26k
gonna resell at 33k
itll sell hopefully
eventually
or wait ill undercut this guy whos selling literally 250 sugars
he has 30k ill put at 28k so i can still profit a lil
1 hr ago goons sighted on lh
mkaybe they switched
it will
not in a day
FIR will slow people down
Ye imma eat then play
ping me when
i meant no shit it will go up but not by 10k in a few days
yeah
this wont wipe
all i want to know is that they will let us transfer this character to the seasonal one
the story ma ybe wont wipe i think
cause im ok with wipes personally
ye
iedy
thats why i play tarkov
but i dont want to start from 0 again , like without prestige and shit
lmao
should i activate my arena shit and go play arena
get used to shit in there
worst case scenario i go get epsilon instead of theta and suffer
watch it remove ur tracksuit
ending life
Cock
broke fella alert
take into account the fucking fees man
yeah im making about 1k per sugar i buy and flip
buy at 25k sell at 30k
ive madel ike 200k

making dust
bro selling a bent tin can a piece of string and a dead fly
so like 19k median
yeah
15 to 25
mechanic called he wants his 20000 usd back
Buy arena
bro im just gonna naked farm unity credit bank on streets

time to look at the price rq
Arena has sick benefits for main game
63.75 usd for russian malware
Grim
cant win with these kings
Wasnt paying attention and got a thicc weapons case instesd of a thicc items case from ref
fuckin checked what pathfinder achievement was and ai is so full of shit "endgame hard to earn achievement"
we cannot be deadass
hoop in vcc
Imma kill myself
potentinally the worst game ever made
500 hours in a month
Many such cases

yeah im looking at one rn 
yeah im experiencing a siren call rn telling me to buy it because its on sale
do it
you WILL regret it
which like this is probably the cheapest it'll be for the next year anyway
if i regret playing live i get spt and forget live ever existed in the first place 
well im not retarded enough to buy anything over standard
Theres no if, but when you regret playing live
drinking Jack with 2 ice cubes
Anything under unheard is handicapping yourself
Tbh
man I haven't had jack ina while forgot the burn
ah yes muh $150 shitter game
Idk it is hard to justify $300 if you dont know if will even enjoy live
It was 300 aud 
yeah no thanks im not fucking spending that much
on any game
ever
but standard maybe
its 37.5 currently
i dont want nikita to break into my house
im starting to think of saying "i'll flip a coin if it lands i buy it if it doesnt i dont" but then at that point its the same as saying i want to buy it
If its on sale might as well it wont be that cheap again for ages
thats what my thought process is
@soft coral
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@stark torrent @compact knoll
?????????
how
@soft coral

@stark torrent try todays wordle
go do it man
still fighting the voices

lies fabricated by the government
my discord crasjed
no leave it there
xalrider in the back
I LOVE
ROGUES
LEANING
WHILE USING THE MG
SO I
CANT
FUCKING
KILL THEM
this game is a fucking joke bruh
“nuh uh”
put it back in vro🥀
come play man
no 🥀
Atleast good 40 rounds?
yes
but its 40 rounds
thats less than 2 mags
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what are these noises?
i genuinely have 0 clue
they're infront though?
might be back building one
that things got range
if a pscav gets on that thing and just sprays it everywhere thats what it sounds like
ah ty
BANHAMMER code
alright

avg sa lobby
what sort of SA?
south america - brazil
South Asia or South America
what does he say anyway
i was saying some slurs to him for joking and he got desperate, he was saying that want to do some task
i just post here to get the link to send to my friend
Ouuskha
Way to use money
he could get some cheap edition from some fucked country like brazil
Damn
so ive been playing some bullshit and now im thinking less about the sale
MY MIC BROKE
and always, being killed for someone that go straight to me and killed with headshot
skill issue
so its not just me tweaking where hitreg feels like ass?
your mosin is covering up the guy
no its not hitreg im just dogshit hipfiring
ik
that HAD to have hit more than 3 times though
but im tired from playing 120 hours and dying everytime
no you did you hit 4 times but still that seems hella low
im boutta goooooooooooooon
@next temple
Looks actually realistic for once
@next temple what camo for m4
I'd say green or tiger stripe
shame there isnt a multicam shirt
there are pants but not shirt
Ye thats just tarkov moment
so i dont think i wanna buy tarkov anymore
@stark torrent @compact knoll @ancient marsh @fast garden @keen sparrow
None of these work for me
????
you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller
The videos are unreachable
Unwatchavle
Black screen no audio
i think they kept the dogshit hardcore values on them
Gonna have to wait for them to remember they changed that









what fucking question is this




