💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

people need to be studied

[fast garden]

323 propital in stash

i am normal

[ancient marsh]

This is what Ozzy Osbourne was doing monthly

[fast garden]

i have not bought a single propital this entire wipe

[fast garden]

4 man sprints into me

kill one, reposistion, second guy one taps me from 40m with a bone stock 153 with flechette, 3 pellets to head

i lose my epstein gun to that

[low iris]

⁉️

[fast garden]

jfc they went all in

full retard

[ancient marsh]

How prime Dick Cheney was moving

https://tenor.com/view/evil-king-von-king-von-king-von-piracy-king-von-anti-piracy-gif-11039484168229059057

[fast garden]

and random backend error

[ancient marsh]

(Dick Cheney is an american politician that killed a friend in a hunting accident)

[fast garden]

god bless you nikita

didnt uh

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

halo 2 or 3 beta have a medal for a shotgun killing spree that was a reference to dick cheney

i think 3

[ancient marsh]

Thats like if arc raiders had an achievement called Aaron Bushnell for dying to fire

Thats crazy

[fast garden]

they uh

had to change that

[low iris]

didnt kill him but heavily wounded him

[fast garden]

for obvious reasons

[low iris]

unless im thinking about someone else

its happened a LOT in american politics

[ancient marsh]

Oh I was under the assumption that the guy died because the Russian wikipedia summary used a special form of the word "shoot" that implies doing to completion

"Стрелять" and "застрелить" basically means shoot vs shoot dead

[ancient marsh]

Old man cant hunt

[low iris]

if it was a guy named harry he survived and then apologized to dick

[ancient marsh]

Elon Musk apologizing to trump aah

[low iris]

imagine you get shot and say sorry to the guy who shot you

[ancient marsh]

@low iris @fast garden

It's all so tiresome.

[tight hamlet]

Think.

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228797218371407944/1450272557436506339/0904c0db645f1d4e363cd2a22cfd7ddb.png?ex=6941ef12&is=69409d92&hm=70e4e9a35847b6fea9f4db2040c595630b5fd20bf53d6d862701894a80e818c0&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p3rtnQ_7y4&list=RD2p3rtnQ_7y4&start_radio=1

[keen sparrow]

@compact knoll

בעצם, אתה עדיין בשרת הדיסקורד של יהודים?

[ancient marsh]

???

why is the IDF in tarkov chat

[fast garden]

i forgot about that thing too quickly

[keen sparrow]

Caterpillar D9 retrofitted to withstand small arms fire, IEDs, and flatten houses.

Absolutely diabolical

[cyan garnet]

Good goy

[cyan garnet]

Killdozer 5000

[viral egret]

invasion

[fast garden]

theres mayo on my pp

[ancient marsh]

is it not thermite

[fast garden]

if it was that shit would be so far up my ass i wouldnt have been able to make the joke

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

why

[fast garden]

they are 240k on flea man

[ancient marsh]

5 for wb3

whgat in the fuck are you making

wityh 5 cans of thermite

[fast garden]

a bomb

from a bomb factory

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-daniel-larson-lolcow-bomb-you-kill-you-gif-6459696256966371969

i was playing with my brother a couple days ago

playing tarkov

then we had to go to the grocery store

and in the car i was like "when we get home we should plant the explosives in the restaraunt"

as in the tarkov ref quest

[remote fox]

Risky thing to say when in the presence of your phone.

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

i literally stopped myself mid sentence

[fast garden]

a wise man once said
man who run behind car get exhausted
man who run in front car get tired

[soft coral]

your mom

hehehehehe

@fast garden gm

[fast garden]

gm ivan

[native crypt]

I feel this emote

I'm full resetting computer for my little brother as a gift and it's been 3 hours

Wanted to go to bed 2 hours ago

[digital remnant]

tarkov NA anyone? need to do some snoreline

[ancient marsh]

your fault for getting a gift late in the day

[ancient marsh]

we dont actually play tarkov here

[digital remnant]

rip

[native crypt]

I started it at 10pm or so

We boil

[ancient marsh]

im just yankin your chain

[ancient marsh]

yeah ur fault

[native crypt]

We should just not give gifts to children

Little bastards

The windows reinstall has move 12% in 30 minutes

I wish Microsoft a very merry Christmas

[real solstice]

playing tarkov here gets you added to the Little St. Lighthouse Island logs FYI

[ancient marsh]

i fucking 🎅🏿 wish a merry christmas 🎄 microsoft and i will plant 🎅🏿 presents 🎄 in their office

[ancient marsh]

he looks like scp 106

[native crypt]

That cell footage was from site 19

That's how we know he didn't kill himself

[ancient marsh]

jeffrey escaped his cell through the pocket dimension

[native crypt]

True

Do you think he put Stephen Hawking in the femur breaker

That's why he was in that chair I bet

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/4Gfnly5CzMJQqkUFfoHaP3?si=fvd-nXPAT7SdPa8Kny6EzQ

[coral elk]

anyone doing late night Tarkov-ing?

[soft coral]

fake dopamine: racing cars , doing crazy stuns , having a loving gf
real dopamine: forgetting to take the chicken out the freezer for mom
@stark torrent @fast garden

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

a man only makes such a mistake once in their life

the second time youre in heaven

[ancient marsh]

thats not dopamine

that's adrenaline

[soft coral]

pure terror

[compact knoll]

The island is like the pocket dimension

Everytime he gets to the kids they teleport there

[ancient marsh]

the anomalous properties of jeffrey epstein as an SCP:
Everyone has a picture with him but no one actually personally knows him somehow

i too take images with complete strangers

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

they were all there for the snorkeling

@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden diddy is also an SCP

everyone been to his parties but somehow everyone leaves them right before it gets dark

[soft coral]

@stark torrent idk what the equivalent is but do they require jobs in romana to have health cards of every employee

where they put a stamp that youre healtht and all

[stark torrent]

Yes

U also need to take proof that you are working with a contract to your medic so you can benefit from health insurance

[soft coral]

here if u work in food industry u need to go rim your ass with a small qtip @stark torrent

so u dont put a plague on the food or something idk

[stark torrent]

What

[soft coral]

yes.

u dont have that?

like its to check for worms or parasites idk

[soft coral]

ive been in vc so much with this fine gentleman i can hear that "what" i know exactly how it sounds

[ancient marsh]

"ivan, this is your fourth test today"
"just wanna be sure"

[soft coral]

i knew it

typical xal

[soft coral]

we dont do that

but u do need a small paper with a stamp from your doctor basically saying yes this man isnt insane he can work

[winged mica]

no weapon

just hand PMC

[compact knoll]

Thought i heard a drone

Dont know what the fuck that was

Boiler?

[soft coral]

what rocket veered its course and landed here

@compact knoll @stark torrent

saw the girl i blocked on insta

she smiled at me
i didn't

fk a hoe

[stark torrent]

explain

What did she do

[soft coral]

ghosted me

[stark torrent]

Is this that girl with the cat

[soft coral]

no

one before the girl with the cat

[compact knoll]

What happened to the one with the cat

You never told us

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

shes still here

we went out for doner kebab the other day

[stark torrent]

Why do yoy think ivan has a set of cat ears and tail man

[soft coral]

bitch told me come out and lets hang out we go grab kebab

[next temple]

Istg if that was the last image you would post i would go to Ukraine myself and then castrate the drone operator

[ancient marsh]

meatbal

[soft coral]

saw a tesla

day ruined

[next temple]

I see ford raptors a lot

[soft coral]

nvm saw a passat

[next temple]

In Lithuania of all places

[stark torrent]

What is this man

[soft coral]

LITHUANIAAAAA

[next temple]

Where winter

[stark torrent]

Vinylius

[soft coral]

ooo opel astra

now this is peak

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

got 2 slices of pizza

maybe its not all that bad

the bus has a check engine light on
@stark torrent @compact knoll @keen sparrow @native crypt

[compact knoll]

Some weird ass couple drinking coffee and staring at me for 3 minutes straight

[soft coral]

they want a threesome

[compact knoll]

Didnt know they had epstein in Ukraine

[soft coral]

ok now wtf

what u doing outside young man

getting pizzer again

[compact knoll]

Monster

Got cake and tea

[soft coral]

what mosnter

this one I dont really like

Bro got cake

no special occasion no nothing just straight cake

insane use of free will

[compact knoll]

Im gonna lock eyes next time until the guy gives up

Assert domination by making him uncomfortable

They were both staring at me

And i wasnt even facing them

[soft coral]

OOOH LORD YES

Ice cold white monster

sitting on the balcony all night at like 2/3 degrees

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[compact knoll]

God gave me free will and i will use it fully

[soft coral]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shoutout to the 2007 monitor

[runic dirge]

what the helly

romanian monster

[little flame]

Wanna play later sir

[soft coral]

unfortunately hes booted up tarky

[viral egret]

hello allee

hello tark

[stark torrent]

ye

[viral egret]

can i join

also iedy pfp change wild

veey good pfp though

[gritty python]

i’m halfway through level 45 at 7 million xp

[gritty python]

sobering journey

[soft coral]

RADIO

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/emote-gif-7076440976315502411

[gritty python]

i need some of ur cc luck

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

grab pizza to take a bite
jaw pops

gg

[stark torrent]

you gotta lay down on the bjobs

[soft coral]

fuck you

pumping your gas tank as we speak

[little flame]

[little flame]

BRO

FUCK OFF

Ur so lucky

😭😭😭

[soft coral]

[little flame]

@stark torrent when are we playing btw

[stark torrent]

in a few hours i have a bit of work rn

[little flame]

Sounds good

Not home rn but ill be home in like an hour

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

they made a mistake with that 72k razor @fast garden

[soft coral]

@little flame hop on vc

[stark torrent]

Actually busted your balls through Khorovod for 5 days as a 5 man dodging cheaters and shit AI to get the unique winter cosmetics ?

Just pay 7 dollars next time lmao nerd @fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[hallow stream]

[viral egret]

bruh kys

i gotta pay 14$ to camouflage

good one nikita

[soft coral]

ukraine looking good this time of year

[soft coral]

omg next year I turn 24

@compact knoll @stark torrent

its fucking over

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 24

[little flame]

home now @stark torrent let me know when ur on

[little flame]

no im tired

sry

[soft coral]

pings one guy to hop on
and tells the other hes tired

?????

[little flame]

bruhge

[little flame]

dude he said hes at work for a few more hours im just letting him know im home

i cant bro

[soft coral]

right

[viral egret]

what should i sacrifice

4 mp5s?

smile

while iedy is busy ill go do tarkov shooter

[hollow patrol]

5 dollaris

[little flame]

whats ur problem rn? what did i do man :(

i just dont have the energy i was just at the doctors

im tired as shit

[soft coral]

ITS OK

if u can't and youre tired ok

what did doctor say?

[little flame]

bought a mango loco tho

the surgery i had basically didnt do anything

so i gotta have a more advanced surgery

idek

[viral egret]

hope it goes all well

[soft coral]

what surgery

[little flame]

was born with a cyst and its annoying

shit wont go away

[hollow patrol]

eine ballcuttentung

[soft coral]

damn we gotta amputate your arm thats the only way

[viral egret]

waiting for that guy with a toaster to load in

[little flame]

spawn in on scav

insta get blacked stomach

then hs

[soft coral]

alle gets blacked

raw

[viral egret]

bro got jumped at the entrance

[little flame]

previously on blacked ivan

[soft coral]

[little flame]

[viral egret]

bro opened the door to the raid and got shot

instantly

ok i load inb ye

[soft coral]

he made the mistake of playing the game

[little flame]

119 raids and only lvl 15 is mad impressive

[viral egret]

allee u wanna vc when iedy is here

[little flame]

especially with a 62 sr

bruh

ye but only when he gets on cuz i have a headache

[viral egret]

if you can

[little flame]

and im tired

[viral egret]

alr

[soft coral]

time to farm money

[little flame]

darn u ivan

[soft coral]

I have 20 infernal ankhs to sell ggs

[little flame]

ima play and wait for my scav raids

[soft coral]

why do you darn u ivan

like you hate booting up hero siege

when its legit a better game than tarky

[little flame]

made my fomo go crazy

true tho

[viral egret]

fucking

holy bush camper

[little flame]

bushge

[viral egret]

dawg i literally fucking stop for one second

and i get headshot

ok bro

[little flame]

saarr why are u casting

[viral egret]

gunshot from the right btw

1.3k hours and his sr is almost worse than mine jesus

@little flame

200 raids and lvl 19

[little flame]

lol wtf

i got 400 and lvl 40

[viral egret]

with 200 he should be like lvl 25

[viral egret]

if he even knows how to play properly

[soft coral]

12 key dungeon lets go

[viral egret]

back to woods i go

[soft coral]

oo yes

I love fighting uber damien 3000 times and him not giving a single soul of anguish

and I need 3 in order to fight Gabriel

ALO

[viral egret]

just outmosined a guy

[little flame]

@soft coral

i dropped a crystal key

whats that

[soft coral]

a key for the blue chests

[little flame]

ooo ty

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

yeah ill playhero too

fuk tarkov

@little flame heads eyed a guy with mosin didnt count for tark shooter 2

nvm it counted as thorax ok man

literally shot him in the head

iron sights

[little flame]

sadge

[viral egret]

tarkov shooter is ass

6/7 for friend from the west atleast

[cyan garnet]

Bros still doing friend from the west

🥀

[little flame]

bro he has 80 hours

leave him alone

[viral egret]

mf you have 3k hours

of course youd be done with it already

i havent played in eons aswell

ive literally got like 6 excuses why im still doing it

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

welcome fellas welcome

[little flame]

@soft coral just beat gurag

:cinema

cool fight

[soft coral]

it is but fuck the balls

[little flame]

truee bro

died to him once cuz of the balls

but beat him after

[soft coral]

he spawms way too much

[little flame]

had no regen but realised i had a satanic with lifesteal

so i equipped that

[soft coral]

the laserstell you where the balls will go

but theres so much shit on the screen

it gets so confusing

[little flame]

lol ye

[soft coral]

none of the other fights do this shit

[little flame]

how tf do u get the keys

[soft coral]

which keys

[little flame]

found an angelic tower

pillar*

chaos key

or whatever

[soft coral]

random drop

[little flame]

oke ty

[soft coral]

difficulty scalign of the bosses felt like this

[little flame]

lmao

[soft coral]

G is gurag R is reaper A is anubis and D is damien

lvl is the acts as u progress

LIKE WHY

IS GURAG

HARDER THAN MEVIUS

THE FINAL BOSS

OF HTE GAME

[blazing basin]

would

[soft coral]

okay

[blazing basin]

[soft coral]

whats the password

to your room alle

lemme join man I have gift

[little flame]

uuuh

lemme recreate it

balls is the pass

[soft coral]

HAHHAAH

[little flame]

wym

[soft coral]

@little flame

AHEM

it tells you

its a hybrid

but you start off leveling arcane mate

[little flame]

ty

[soft coral]

you'll get the hang of the game dw

[viral egret]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

mm pyromancer

interesting choice

[viral egret]

actually got fucking molested

im a archer

[soft coral]

oh

uhh

archer is very weird

until lv 100 his physical skills suck dick

and u have to level him as arcane granade caster

[viral egret]

oh damn really

so i just throw grenades nonstop

[soft coral]

kinda

yeah

imo

thats one of the downsides of the game

[viral egret]

lmao

[soft coral]

theres like 3 difficulties after normal and the game does a very poor job of being beginner friendly

[viral egret]

i got a few satanics

[soft coral]

its also very build and item dependant

but its an ARPG

so

[viral egret]

level 40 items already but im barely leve 10

[soft coral]

thats normal

I promise though

the game gets better as time goes on

and as u expand your build

[fast garden]

do yall think we get a new khorovod set then?

if they are dropping this one paid

maybe red tracksuit for christmas

[soft coral]

red tracksuit

bro is actually cosplaying santa

or as they call him in Russia
DED MOROZ

[fast garden]

man

[viral egret]

damn

[fast garden]

that doesnt look bad

the usec jacket is nice

[little flame]

grim reaper dead

[little flame]

when u off work

[viral egret]

when are they releasing you from the hellhole called school

the lion runs factory to get a lion and a runthrough

[fast garden]

hopefully we get some more winter camo soon

[viral egret]

the lion needs 1 more kill

can you snipe on factory

[ancient marsh]

based genuinely

[viral egret]

just saw my mosin round bounce off of a blueberry warriors helmet bruh

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

god bless

i got my legs instantly broken by a vector

friend from the west DOONE

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-guy-charlie-kirk-gif-1700410954287594422

[viral egret]

what a name bro

@stark torrent @little flame

bruh

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

SURELY THIS WILL NOT BACKFIRE IN ANY WAY

[ancient marsh]

is that

[ancient marsh]

is that street

[stark torrent]

i think

[compact knoll]

fps -20

[stark torrent]

literally cant post this man

MODS, stuff his socks with coal

[compact knoll]

but you did

[viral egret]

the fucking lag

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent vc?

[stark torrent]

ye imma be in 5

[ancient marsh]

boy why your pfp so jolly

[little flame]

get in vc

[fast garden]

sorry gents

why bother with tkpd when ash12 exists

hmm

today i will not recieve an unlock

[ancient marsh]

why do americans think they deserve respect

with names like these

[little flame]

they removed mechanic razor trade

[soft coral]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

VAMOSS

WE TAKE THOSE

[fast garden]

why is STD written on the gloves

[wintry ridge]

Wtf is it meant to be?

[fast garden]

viking runes prob

[ancient marsh]

agartha portal runes

[wintry ridge]

Viking runes ofc

Def not the made up ones used by certain people

[soft coral]

[little flame]

prepained irl to avoid my headache progressing before playing with cryon

[fast garden]

me watching the 7 dollars leave my account when new drip drops

[soft coral]

ram crisis hit Hero SIege

theres a total of 7 peopel selling pristine amethysts

[little flame]

ty for reminder

[soft coral]

WHO BOUGHT OUT ALL TEH GEMS

[ancient marsh]

me

[soft coral]

Sir a second gem crisis has hit the market

[ancient marsh]

i like the way they crunch

[compact knoll]

come cultussy

[soft coral]

time to fight Gabriel @little flame @fast garden

omw to kill god brb

[fast garden]

i need to turn in task

got camped AGAIN by someone in the beach house by bridge

10 min into raid btw

guy has over 7k hours and a 2.88 kd

[compact knoll]

after?

[fast garden]

i guess

i was gonna go solo hunt on woods

since the spawn is higher

and less people doing it there

you go to customs and you get the entire epstein squad

[compact knoll]

i feel like ngiht woods is gonna be ass

also arent there like spawns there across the whole map

[fast garden]

they are one sprint between each other

one or 2

up at sunken then at usec checkpoint

another 5 min queue for LH to get a shit spawn and still have someone next to me im sure

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[fast garden]

and guy whos totally not cheating blasts me through a bush

ok

[wintry ridge]

LH experience

[fast garden]

im being forced to wait over 5 fucking minutes to even start loading into a match

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[fast garden]

just for it to be full and give me a shit spawn anyway

[compact knoll]

its all so tiresome

[fast garden]

lever action

one bullet

head jaws

while he is being shot by a scav the whole time

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[vivid dawn]

Winky hitler gifs

[compact knoll]

whats wrong buddy

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[compact knoll]

still on it?

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lIGWIgHZTDhHLfSsA?invite=cr-MSxOdVMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[compact knoll]

you hit the arm

or the neck

one of those

[little flame]

?

[compact knoll]

chest

doubt the 170 ping is helping either

[little flame]

ok bro

[fast garden]

throat rip

[little flame]

was my last tarkov shooter

i had no stam

and wasnt prepained

i hate my life

[fast garden]

pays for the kits i lost ig

[little flame]

ggs

nice vog-25

[compact knoll]

come cultists man

[little flame]

this game is so fucking bad

ALLOOOO

[fast garden]

give me a sec man

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430848076601622530/1407574713131204669/IMG_2077.gif

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven come vc friend

[glacial haven]

give me like 15 minutes or smth

[compact knoll]

yeah take your time

[ancient marsh]

"If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy, just rememeber - it's because you're broke"

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-writing-blackbeard-feather-writing-heresy-gif-4408192544333034740

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/gnyUQKnGDF

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1pnhezn/new_player_newbie_is_here_90_hours/

[ancient marsh]

kys

[remote fox]

[viral egret]

zhrec

shrek

[wintry ridge]

am i stupid or are the ammo spawns worse now

i was getting like 4 120rn packs of bt and like a bunch of other high tier AP or highcal ammo to sell and now its just PP and prs and maybe if i'm lucky some AP pistol ammo

[compact knoll]

there are differnt ammo sapwsn i think

[fast garden]

still as good

[compact knoll]

low level and high level

[fast garden]

also true

[wintry ridge]

true...

idk reserve was pumping out ammo and now its very up to chance

surely i didnt just get lucky like 12 raids in a row

and now its all dry

the opposite is happening with maps now for me

couldnt find one for a week straight of hitting filing cabinets, find 1 per scav raids now

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-maul-random-serv-the-bird-gif-18668171

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[wintry ridge]

you bisected that mf

if only .50 bmg HP let you do that

[short cove]

How about aek

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

[fast garden]

ok?

[wintry ridge]

Infantry update soon

[compact knoll]

yeah dont care

[wintry ridge]

It's gonna be so cheeks

Why can't they just bring back the exosuit mode

It was basically just infantry combat but good

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

[little flame]

got extract camped

jesus

5 min left

[soft coral]

ggs

[little flame]

i hope this guy kills himself

unironically so fucking cringe

[soft coral]

gg

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent how long does it take for arena exp to update

cause uuh

im 26k apart

[short cove]

Autists

I legit dont get how yall are wasting time

I am on vacation for like 2 weeks and i am now rotting and have no games left to play except eft and abi

[fast garden]

its just fucked again

[ancient marsh]

is this a request for suggestions or

[ancient marsh]

play hero siege

[short cove]

Yes

Like except tboi

Also even spt is shit rn

I thought "how bad can tge m1a be?"

And made a mk14 kit

And was mildly confused as it dident had full auto but whatever

And then as i spawned at like east west lighthouse near that house w the basketball place i pushed around it heard noise and in like 60 seconds i fought like 3 pmcs and then got headeyed by something i dident even see

Also fuck the retard which placed a claymore ontop of the mountain east from sewage treatment plant

[ancient marsh]

[short cove]

Gz mineroom v2

But worse

[ancient marsh]

@short cove

basically hug the right side

and u wont ever blow

[short cove]

Watch me not hug right side and complain tmrw

[hallow stream]

How my modpack feels without swag + donuts

[wintry ridge]

brother wtf

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-gif-2067421587001062737

[wintry ridge]

shoot a rogue wearing a beanie in the head with an sks

[short cove]

I got 8 raccoons

[wintry ridge]

it ricochets

[short cove]

They are goofy goobers

[wintry ridge]

3 more shoots all ricochet

he has a damn beanie

[real solstice]

That rogue must have been a marine originally. Really thick skull

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gm6qyrtYqJo?si=6atQ7YWxHLF-5JNl
@wintry ridge @fast garden @compact knoll @compact knoll @little flame @glacial haven

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1450538962715283456/image.png?ex=6942e72e&is=694195ae&hm=86dc9cbe62af29ecd72b7107e65d94aa73732f9c630552e03777f6af753edae0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=627

looks nice

[fast garden]

i will be there soonish

sorta

making progress anyway

[compact knoll]

@fast garden gonna head to bed

its getting late

[fast garden]

mod4 jams on 92 dura shooting spp

[fast garden]

expand interchange

spawns are still dogshit

killed a guy from 133m with a headshot with mod4

[wintry ridge]

true

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

who the fuck man

what the hell

[wintry ridge]

56???

4 prestieges???

do these people have jobs

[fast garden]

first guy wasnt expecting me and was standing still so easy kill

second guy pushed back of new gas while i was in room and tried to jump peek but i called it out and killed him

actual insane players

i cannot figure out what streamer they might be

[wintry ridge]

trey24k and his butt buddy?

[fast garden]

no not him

[wintry ridge]

yeah idk who else would do that name combo and be like

mid 50's already

[fast garden]

"na players are worse than eu"

the na players i run into the moment i am not playing with anyone from this channel<

[fast garden]

i hope i clipped that

first thing i said after killing him was

"why is no one on NA normal"

of course it didnt clip

jfc

he said something that rhymed goop with poop then pushed into my stairs angle and died instantly

[cyan garnet]

No

[cyan garnet]

947 raids my god

Bros been doing 27 raids or so a day everyday since wipe

Job applications fear him

[fast garden]

i am literally jobless and have 200 less

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

[fast garden]

that guy is turbo jobless

[cyan garnet]

If you show this dude a job application he'll crumble into dust like a vampire in sunlight

They both have tracksuit

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

blowjob brothers

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

holy shit they both have 1k more kills than me

jesus christ

[cyan garnet]

This game is actually a beacon for the jobless + mentally ill

Its fascinating

[fast garden]

words do not do this weapon justice

whelp

did weekly for xp

did the choice

went from lvl 49 to lvl 51

naturally

and now i dont know what the hell to do

gg

[fast garden]

das me

[fast garden]

help

send help

[cyan garnet]

Diao Chan pussy got me acting unwise

[fast garden]

got me questioning my allegiance to my dynasty

[wintry ridge]

did they change srvv or something

did it always look that good or am i stupid

[fast garden]

arena top

[wintry ridge]

pants

[fast garden]

the pants

nah thats just srvv being fucking goated

[wintry ridge]

i guess i never saw it from the front

[gritty python]

bear drip

[fast garden]

so

if you, as a scav, click on gz

it randomly shows you 9-12 or 9-10 players

9-10 means you queue into low level gz

[hollow patrol]

[cyan garnet]

I love it when mfs are like "he had noway of knowing i was there!"

[viral egret]

and when bro sends a clip he had half his body out in the open

[cyan garnet]

Or theyre swiveling and adsing

"How did they know"

[fast garden]

i physically cringe at the third audible noise every time

so

now that

everyone of these is full

its time for another icase with another 16 ammo cases

like

[viral egret]

bro

what

[fast garden]

7k pab-9

[viral egret]

jesus

[fast garden]

7k m80

[viral egret]

are u planning a mass extinction event or whag bro jesus

[viral egret]

singlehandedly enough ammo to wipe out tarkov 3 times

[fast garden]

i like bullets

i have

so much stuff

its insane

[stark torrent]

you know what im about to say

ouuskha

[fast garden]

resolution 720p

[stark torrent]

in a corner on offline LABS maybe

having 150 fps in a random corner versus having 150 fps while actually moving and fighting around

[fast garden]

this was an ak-308 kill from lightkeeper lighthouse to toilet rock

chris's heir never

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

Holy jobless

I kneel

[fast garden]

i need more boolets

[real solstice]

Chris when he sees one of the Terminal civvies

[stark torrent]

well im off to work i guess , hopefully the classes get cancelled or whatever and i come home early

[fast garden]

and im off to bed

[stark torrent]

nighty young man

[viral egret]

same here

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

not doing history though guaranteed

[gritty python]

why the SOST

[viral egret]

bro i use sost

[gritty python]

once you can buy 56a1 why tho is my mindset

[viral egret]

whar

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

bro what

[fast garden]

never buy bad ammo

gg

[gritty python]

to fill mags for killing scavs i will do what i want

[fast garden]

$6 a round for a scav btw

556 is bait ammo

[gritty python]

[fast garden]

and now that the cgnl is in the game gg theres literally zero point

[gritty python]

i’ve been spamming the Di for my labrys runs

[fast garden]

all of the 55a1 and 56a1 i have is loot

tbh

throwing for not selling the boxes sooner

300k for a 100 round box of either

556 drones are actually mindless

[viral egret]

5.45 always

[fast garden]

very little of my ammo is purchases

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-stink-bad-breath-stank-face-smelly-gif-16392254

how it must feel interacting with you irl

[fast garden]

m80 mostly, all the SPP, some 7n40 and then the niche bullets

like ps12b and new 9x3 ammo

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/incrediblygassy-it's-peak-it's-gas-incredibly-gassy-gif-16902520849131449314

ammo has just been extremely easy to get since they buffed their spawns a while back

one of the best gameplay changes they have ever done, as it gives everyone a level playing field to find and use good ammo even day one, if you know where to look

also makes catching up later into a wipe much less agonizing

[gritty python]

you can leave a reserve raid with a thousand bp/bs

been loving the loop of ammo farming into labrys suffering

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Ngl looks pretty cool

[real solstice]

I made it Tarkov

[soft coral]

[glacial haven]

[ancient marsh]

on which places

i remember it was rreally really really good

like you'd get 6-7 good ammo packs on usec camp

now you get like 1-3 max

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/748346829049036850/1098218377715138610/caption-2.gif?ex=694345d1&is=6941f451&hm=77b48d0031792dc3bda0f6fcf855111c71f21728adb5bc3efd196a426adcf3ab&

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral fuck you ivan

for that react

i genuinely didnt mean that

[soft coral]

oh

ok

my bad

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-smile-reaction-the-boys-gif-6996495017831526598

[ancient marsh]

fuk u too man

[soft coral]

[real solstice]

4th place ragequit

Normally I don't GAF but I'd like to be able to send my GP coins over

[ancient marsh]

im doing ts

[ancient marsh]

enforcer is for inbreds

[stark torrent]

New Code - RAMITINME

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

....i just realised

what a fucking dicksucker

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent spell RUN

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/erik-king-james-doakes-fuck-you-gif-14291910882420722489

[ancient marsh]

:(((((

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh casual dad of two caught cheating and banned

back into the mine shafts to make back the money you spent on cheats king , your kids will have an empty tree this christmas

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wze7-3nHvro?si=qXLET1PeiXV7CTj4

oh lord

HAhahahah

[ancient marsh]

who

[soft coral]

????

[gritty python]

bro how am i supposed to fucking kill cultist priests in these conditions

[soft coral]

unbelievable i know

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

smr eu

-1°

toata ziua

[hollow patrol]

kms rn

[soft coral]

LASI

[hollow patrol]

iași

smhh

[ancient marsh]

gonna use this as a file sharing thing for my support tickked

ticket

exp desync on arena

[stark torrent]

yeah , they wont do anything

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent ...they removed reporting game bugs from support tickets

[stark torrent]

[gritty python]

[ancient marsh]

oh nvm

[gritty python]

the bugs don’t exist if you can’t report them

[ancient marsh]

theres a diff button for that

i stupid

[viral egret]

ba

voi ajungeti la 4c macar

[soft coral]

wtff