#💣tarkov-released

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ancient marsh
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gluhar literally moves like prime king von

little flame
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lmao

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truege

ancient marsh
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that boss is unironically the hardest boss to kill in the entire videogame

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bar none

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MAYBE zryachiy is harder?

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but he's not really INTENDED to be killed

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like he has 200 head hp or sth

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he can tank .338 lapua headshots

little flame
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lmao

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wtf

ancient marsh
little flame
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jesus

ancient marsh
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he can tank a shot of UCW

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HIS THORRAX

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HAS MORE HP THAN YOUR ENTIRE PMC BODY

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ACROSS ALL LIMBS

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+10

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class 4 mask stops m61

cyan garnet
ancient marsh
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even arena battle pass xp gains from dailies is bugged bro speedsmirk

short cove
glacial haven
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How can you fuck up a simple addition

hallow stream
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tagilla is the most retarded shit ever fuck this game

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I do something and this retard goes

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AND KILLS ME

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4 RAIDS IN A ROWWWWW

stark torrent
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kill him

hallow stream
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You see

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I was close 3 times

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and the 4th time he just

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came with 6 scavs

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I threw a fucking impact nade at his feet and he lived and I killed 4 scavs

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fucking nikita scamming me

cyan garnet
hallow stream
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i just found a loot lord suck my nuts you twat

cyan garnet
hallow stream
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KURWAAAAAA

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big scav run

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found 2 salewas as well

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yum yum yum

nova cloak
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Nothing amazing

hallow stream
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Love my fucking scav man

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as soon as its time for him to jump off a train cart onto those bitchass transformer boxes between the rails

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he fucking touches it and decides to slip backwards and break both his fucking legs

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had to waddle my way to railway

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lore accurate scav

hallow stream
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the collection has been started

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when you go to ZB 16 on woods and walk in the fucking bunker

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you can collide with all the trees above you and make noise like a retard still

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1.0 ready

soft coral
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ever take a shit so big you feel gey aftewards?

ancient marsh
soft coral
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But anyway cheers with coffee

little flame
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finally

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died to a random pmc in bunker

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ok

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had no ammo

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i shot him 15 times

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hitcount

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i swear

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i hate this game

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wow bruh 169 dmg for 10 hitcount

soft coral
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alle just hop on hero siege man

hallow stream
soft coral
hallow stream
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at least Im not a

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time to play a few games of deadlock then back to grinding tarkpoop

soft coral
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prestine topaz on the market for 300k

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tarkov at least taught me to put them 10% lower so they buy out instantly

soft coral
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tarkov never escapes man

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whever I go

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I should've been selling gems all this time @stark torrent

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considering they just sit and rot in my inventory

stark torrent
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flea flipping

soft coral
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even in hero siege

stark torrent
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how many pedophiles will this kit attract

ancient marsh
soft coral
stark torrent
soft coral
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sure you did

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent wwanna chill in vc

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im doing uni stuff

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it's DIGGIN IN ME

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🗣️ 📣

stark torrent
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sure

soft coral
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I find it hilarious that on inferno

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bosses such as anubis tickle me

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but basic enemies 2 tap me

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@stark torrent unironically I love sandu ciorba

versed mica
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@hybrid kindle feliz anal

soft coral
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????????????

versed mica
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SORRY

soft coral
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HAHAHAAHAH

versed mica
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thought this was brainfart

soft coral
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HAHAHAAHAHAH

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@stark torrent

ancient marsh
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@fast garden @compact knoll NA night time woods special

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americans LOVE going naked

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idk why

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and they love carrying pistols

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killed 2 today, one had a level action, other had a mosin, both had pistols

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and killed 2 nakes with bolties on woods too

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Iedy was playing NA servers and his Palantir survery discovered he hasn't donated to Tel Aviv this month

little flame
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@ancient marsh why bro

little flame
ancient marsh
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@little flame i unblocked u thumbsUp2x

little flame
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ty man, im sorry :(

ancient marsh
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it's ok man just look at ur behavior from third person

little flame
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wasnt okay and i genuinely wont do it again

ancient marsh
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i don't wanna beef with u, just sometimes u go aggro randomly

little flame
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yeah i dont wanna beef either

stark torrent
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now sloppy each other and be done with it man

ancient marsh
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come vc if u want

fast garden
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one (1) bullet

little flame
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actually 1 bullet

fast garden
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i dont think i want to play that much shoreline man

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BAHAHHAHA

little flame
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brooo

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😭

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thats actual torture

fast garden
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much better

soft coral
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3 moonstone gemsd

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OOOSHK

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7 strenght 7 dex 7 attack speed each

ancient marsh
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??????????????????????

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SAUDI BLOOD MONEY BILLIONAIRE PRICES

fast garden
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yeah

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they price jacked the fuck out of those

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tbf

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they were insanely cheap for what they were

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consider that the mdr base price is 280k

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and that mag regulalry goes on flea for 80k+

ancient marsh
fast garden
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they were infinitely cheaper than building them outright

soft coral
ancient marsh
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yeah but why would you build those anyways

fast garden
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the m4 is like 3 parts off full meta man

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and it has everything important aside from handguard already on it

ancient marsh
little flame
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he missed 4 shots in a row

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how is he 80 sr

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😭

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ah ye low raids nvm

stark torrent
fast garden
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moe instead of DD

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sigh

stark torrent
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DD is gay

fast garden
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you have 43 ergo

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also isnt there a longer handguard

ancient marsh
# ancient marsh

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll @little flame devs coming up with these prices:

fast garden
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the mcx still cheap as hell

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sometimes

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you get to just use shit people dont use often for cheap

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50 rounds of SB193 for 4999 roubles

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lmao

little flame
fast garden
fast garden
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0 scav raids

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susge

little flame
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oh ye

soft coral
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@little flame @fast garden DA BOYSSSSSSSSS

little flame
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hes legit

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best player incoming

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send it iedy

ancient marsh
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We found jeffrey epstein in the flesh

little flame
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jeffrey tarkov

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258 RUN THROUGHS

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I JUST SAW

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LMAFOAOFASOSFOFDSAO

short cove
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what does that mean

little flame
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sheeesh

fast garden
# short cove what does that mean

A run through happens when you leave a raid before getting a certain rather small amount of XP or before 7 min has elapsed in raid

compact knoll
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Jesus Christ so many fucking pings

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I got like 12

fast garden
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Like a very little bit

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It just made me want to play Poe again ngl

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And I didn’t realize all those characters weren’t free yet

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So I wonder when that will happen? Because I’m not the biggest fan of the base characters

soft coral
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about 8 characters become free

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of the grayed out ones

fast garden
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Is there like

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A time window for that

stark torrent
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@viral egret coaie ai murit ce faci

little flame
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@viral egret did the roads of bucharest take ur life

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ivan join vc

stark torrent
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cryon hasnt said a word since a few days

little flame
soft coral
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february next year we get season 9 and we also get POE styel tree @fast garden

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its about to be a huge season

ancient marsh
little flame
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allah sent this man to the hospital

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god bless

remote fox
fast garden
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i dont even want to know

ancient marsh
short cove
stark torrent
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@ancient marsh Epsteinlon Container

ancient marsh
viral egret
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@stark torrent

ancient marsh
viral egret
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my stash space

cyan garnet
little flame
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m'lady

wintry ridge
runic dirge
# remote fox

talking about furries, did I do a good job at furrifying the tarkov banner :DDDD

little flame
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gtfo

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respectfully

runic dirge
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2 hours of my life gone just like that

little flame
wintry ridge
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Should've made one a bear, ngl

runic dirge
viral egret
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i hope every raid you go into, you die to a cheater

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@runic dirge

fast garden
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whateven is that

wintry ridge
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Cryons alive?

runic dirge
little flame
runic dirge
fast garden
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i saw it and thought it was the valorant v at first lmao

viral egret
little flame
runic dirge
wintry ridge
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Is it Weyland yutani or some shit

fast garden
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oh shit lmao

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you might be closer than valorant there

runic dirge
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valor- 🛏️ 💤

wintry ridge
runic dirge
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have yall noticed the banner btw

wintry ridge
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But it doesn't have the line so idk

runic dirge
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not the banner

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logo*

wintry ridge
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Bigger ears hitbox

hollow patrol
runic dirge
wintry ridge
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One magnum buckshot scav would end that critter even with a face shield

runic dirge
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I once had a friend who learned how to mod SPT to replace the PMC model with the damn silly cat furry model

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that wassss a year ago I think

wintry ridge
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Someone made a loona pmc a while ago I think

runic dirge
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boykisser <-- this creature

wintry ridge
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Some dude in here was crashing out at it

runic dirge
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lollll

wintry ridge
runic dirge
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thats awesome

hollow patrol
wintry ridge
runic dirge
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what a watch

compact knoll
wintry ridge
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@hollow patrol when are we storming menace's house with pitchforks to get a VS server up

hollow patrol
wintry ridge
hollow patrol
wintry ridge
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Okay:D

hollow patrol
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also the advanced blacksmithing update

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quenching and annealing and whatnot

wintry ridge
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True, enchantment update

little flame
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@fast garden U DONT GET XP FOR TRANSIT RIGHT?

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caps

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transit bug*

viral egret
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161000

short cove
wintry ridge
little flame
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too late

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just did it

wintry ridge
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Since you gotta extract to even get the transit bonus xp

short cove
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but why are here so many whitenames all of a sudden

little flame
runic dirge
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but yipe boykisserYippie

viral egret
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can we kick all white names

runic dirge
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extremely loud incorrect buzzer

viral egret
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except for allee

little flame
short cove
little flame
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"acoustic"

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okay bro

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tiktok lingo

hollow patrol
fast garden
little flame
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tyty

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wanna join us noobs? me iedy cryon

viral egret
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im still at 161k

little flame
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sad

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u just dont

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i knew it

fast garden
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what are you guys doing

little flame
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just hopping maps

fast garden
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i am

little flame
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can do whatever u need

fast garden
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throwing myself at cultists

stark torrent
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well we are customing rn

little flame
stark torrent
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for Cryon

fast garden
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guy with no ears and an uzi pro with 2 mags runs at me

stark torrent
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and i have TD etc

fast garden
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sks guy blows his head off

little flame
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comeee

fast garden
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sure man what the hell

ancient marsh
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KILL THIS GUY

runic dirge
viral egret
runic dirge
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what..........

wintry ridge
compact knoll
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Usually people ask to stop saying them

runic dirge
wintry ridge
ancient marsh
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short of epstein activities

ancient marsh
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🙏🏿

runic dirge
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not happening sillycatSPIIIIIIIIN

short cove
ancient marsh
blazing basin
soft coral
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we need to put him down

runic dirge
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also theres two types of people

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hold on lemme get the image

ancient marsh
short cove
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self call out right there

blazing basin
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nobody cares

ancient marsh
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you are not long for this chat

granite coralBOT
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kekpoint @runic dirge (thedarkzek) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: Please post your furry cringe shit in the furry cringe chat man -12h

ancient marsh
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many such cases

blazing basin
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this one

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Those people need to be put into a work camp

fast garden
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why have you sent an hour long xqc reaction video

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in tarkov channel

blazing basin
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Its a reference

hollow patrol
stark torrent
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@hollow patrol

little flame
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GOAT

viral egret
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the 3 elder lions and the young lion

ancient marsh
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just pin this @stark torrent

viral egret
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ready to drop into the dog kennel

ancient marsh
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oh it is

viral egret
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its pinned

ancient marsh
viral egret
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retard

ancient marsh
hollow patrol
viral egret
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i hope you get molested by 4 epstein builds on arena @ancient marsh

wintry ridge
ancient marsh
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guy came into chat being cringe on purpose

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listen man like 10 people use this chat and all of them hate furries

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this is like an independent

wintry ridge
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idk i think iedy is just cringe for that one

ancient marsh
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that's the thing

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you're biased

wintry ridge
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i just dont think posting stupid creatures is worth muting

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especially when people are posting random shitposts too

safe summitBOT
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@wintry ridge

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

wintry ridge
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if youre gonna mute for offtopic behavior, enforce it equally

ancient marsh
wintry ridge
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mf just posting critters and the "based europeans" are getting pissy about it

ancient marsh
wintry ridge
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thumbsUp2x alot of cope from xal

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i think just not losing my shit because someone is posting furry stuff isnt a wild thing

ancient marsh
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i heard he has like an onlyfans or something

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he might hook you up

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if i alt tab i wanna see tarkov stuff and racism

wintry ridge
ancient marsh
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not tarkov channel

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simple distinction

wintry ridge
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gachiposting

native crypt
ancient marsh
native crypt
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gachi is a gift to all of us

native crypt
ancient marsh
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what is the warp

native crypt
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hell

short cove
short cove
blazing basin
ancient marsh
short cove
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"or so ive heard"

blazing basin
short cove
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ancient marsh
ancient marsh
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chat going full monkey mode

short cove
ancient marsh
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cause cultists spawned lol

gritty python
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prayge polikhim card

native crypt
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i wish cultists would spawn

ancient marsh
short cove
native crypt
short cove
ancient marsh
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actually prtetty close to tarkov addiction

short cove
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i thought ts meant "femtanyl addict" and clicked just to realize the mf is out of it

native crypt
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you are lost

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not directionally but spiritually

ancient marsh
native crypt
short cove
ancient marsh
short cove
soft coral
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what am I reading

wintry ridge
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bsg hates me

ancient marsh
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enough

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let us have some peace

wintry ridge
ancient marsh
wintry ridge
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after complaining that the other dude was baiting

ancient marsh
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ok

wintry ridge
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baiting is when xalrider talks

soft coral
wintry ridge
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@fast garden how much is the thicc from ref? like 15 lega or something?

soft coral
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Frota do you even play the game

hallow stream
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people be naming shit anything these days

ancient marsh
hallow stream
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have you considered putting a M67 without a pin in your mouth

ancient marsh
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no

hallow stream
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you should

remote fox
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Tel Aviv's finest are here.

viral egret
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generational gains

ancient marsh
fast garden
wintry ridge
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cultist circle

ancient marsh
wintry ridge
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and wait for my arena dailies to refresh

ancient marsh
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i'm getting so fucking raped on arena bro

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am i washed

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playing teamfight

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and everyone instakilling me with desync

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im gonna blame the serverrs

remote fox
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It's still in Alpha clueless

ancient marsh
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omegakekw @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll

soft coral
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respect to that guy

wintry ridge
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cant even change ur servers to fix it

soft coral
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Fix it by getting better

soft coral
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true

wintry ridge
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get better than the 200ms delay between your view and where the server thinks you are

ancient marsh
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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

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DO NOT COME TO SAINT JAMES ISLAND

hallow stream
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I wonder if any of the license plates on GZ

hallow stream
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exist IRL

soft coral
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@ancient marsh

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check steam bitch ass mf

ancient marsh
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alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

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thumbsUp2x thank u so muc mang

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i will NOT be sending you images of my feet

soft coral
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dont want any

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gifting u the game so u see that I'm a person as well and u stop being such a big ass

ancient marsh
soft coral
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anyway

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enjoy

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
soft coral
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bbc division

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mandingo division

ancient marsh
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@soft coral do u own an aifryer

soft coral
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me personally no but my mom does

ancient marsh
short cove
soft coral
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why the fuck do u ask me that

ancient marsh
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depeends on how you answer

soft coral
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I've said my age before

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he should know

ancient marsh
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it's 33

soft coral
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23*

soft coral
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???????????????

keen sparrow
soft coral
ancient marsh
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u can check when ur dailies refresh

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nvm im rarted

soft coral
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they added that recently?

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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class 7 huge ricochet chance

hallow stream
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and he still had hair

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second victim to the tarkov balding virus

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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@ancient marsh

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NA name btw

ancient marsh
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epstein island access keycard

keen sparrow
fast garden
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i get softlocked for 10 days on story. i do btr quest and dont get barter items from doing the hard quest. i do snatch and dont get cqcms. i go back to LK and theres no option to get the fucking task the next one for glukhar, and because im like one of 3 fucking people on the planet that even cares about doing LK shit in pvp this shit will go unfixed for another month minimum, and the ONLY reason the guards spawns were fixed was because LK was a story requirement and enough retards died at the island because of them that they got fixed

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
fast garden
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crunchy

little flame
keen sparrow
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idk why BSG is doing clothes in 1k resolution, lol

fast garden
keen sparrow
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'we'll wait until mid 2026 torelease that map, it'll be dark af, and night vision will still be dogshit, so go ahead and fuck up the textures like a botched circumcision' -Nikita probably

little flame
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i bought his cigarettes

soft coral
soft coral
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dude idc if she had down syndrome we gonna have dummy sex

soft coral
little flame
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no?

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sadly i didnt

soft coral
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damn

little flame
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@stark torrent @fast garden @ancient marsh

ancient marsh
little flame
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BRO

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WHAT IS THIS GUN

soft coral
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thats a green skeleton glitch gun

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i know it

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omg yes

native crypt
little flame
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might've found cryons twin

ancient marsh
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ladies ladies 1 at a time

viral egret
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trust me

keen sparrow
ancient marsh
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p gauge price incrrease? @little flame @fast garden @stark torrent

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it used to be like 28k no?

fast garden
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i think you are thinking of thermometers

ancient marsh
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no

short cove
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but then i checked the channel name

remote fox
hallow stream
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Then you use the card

fast garden
short cove
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why am i getting such vids

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am i getting kirked?

wintry ridge
short cove
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is my algorithm kirkmaxing?

wintry ridge
short cove
wintry ridge
random kiln
keen sparrow
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It's great

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I see no problem here

real solstice
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Found the reason for the dead chat

keen sparrow
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fucking

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yikes

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one of y'all should tell this pein dude to stop fucking with recoil

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He released a recoil re-work mod and every new version is somehow worse than the last

fast garden
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holy fuck

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its actually worse than old tarkov camera recoil

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who the fuck is this for?

calm pollen
compact knoll
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@fast garden hunt cultists?

fast garden
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going to lk the second time let me get the quest for whatever reason

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so i have that glukhar task now

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and i got 1 priest while with iedy

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so we both just need 1

viral egret
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sks

compact knoll
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Are we doing it

fast garden
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i mean

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ig

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its not night quite yet

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so i was trying to go to reserve

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application not responding

compact knoll
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Ill grab a snack and get on

fast garden
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coop exfil spawn

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leave spawn after 3 min bc of dc

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instaheadshot

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i see

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im changing my fucking servers

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NA east is just cheaters on every fucking map

compact knoll
cyan garnet
compact knoll
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@glacial haven yesterday i decided to foolishly take a little nap before that lesson i had at 11

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And it was on zoom so i decided to do a little scav raid to stay awake

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And while walking thru the woods i felt asleep like 5 times

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In the end got one tapped by a cheater

stark torrent
compact knoll
ancient marsh
# compact knoll

This is the case of "the weird fetish I had no longer gets my dick hard so now I dont know what to do"

stark torrent
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peepo_sadge what the fuck

ancient marsh
stark torrent
compact knoll
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@fast garden baby wake up, its time for your daily cultist hunting sesh

fast garden
compact knoll
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@stark torrent yesterday

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5 hours deep into cultist hunting

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i ask thee

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"what are your hobbies"

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"youre starting at them" as we are loading into raid

compact knoll
pseudo storm
fast garden
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mines bigger

compact knoll
hollow patrol
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death or balls gone

compact knoll
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eve online is made by a studio called CCP games

real solstice
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The Lion will attempt to enjoy arena

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The channels on my headphones randomly flip kekl

ancient marsh
real solstice
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It happens when I reboot my PC. It's consistent after that but I have to check before I play. Luckily, they can be worn either way.

ancient marsh
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It isn't "luckily it can be worn either way"

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Is that a feature of the headset?

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Like changeable channels

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Cause thats probably why it flips lmao

real solstice
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Not that I know of

real solstice
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the lion is not very mechanically gifted

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Still outperformed the TTVer though

soft coral
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i forgot my alarm had a slam metal as its song

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shit woke me up i thought someoje is dying from the vocals

compact knoll
soft coral
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i used to have that

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but the og reserve alarm

ancient marsh
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REMINDER TO CLEAN YOUR LOGS FELLAS

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and your foreskin

soft coral
ancient marsh
real solstice
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Didn't end well for the last guy to not clean his (flight) logs

ancient marsh
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i dont even own an iphone anymore

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@soft coral

soft coral
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@ancient marsh @real solstice

soft coral
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@ancient marsh make an online seasonal character

ancient marsh
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i did

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do i have to play "online" or can i play local

soft coral
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online is nicer imo because theres an economy you can sell items and buy stuff u need

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meanwhile in Local that shit would take you days to grind

keen sparrow
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'solo self-found'

soft coral
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do not do solo self found

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at least not on your first character

stark torrent
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@ancient marsh r/anime

what is the difference between a hotdog and a hot dog

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speakbigtrouble sinful world

ancient marsh
soft coral
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ofc not

ancient marsh
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like in poe u can play alone but then trade after

soft coral
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its a local save

ancient marsh
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ggs man

soft coral
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this isn't PoE

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if u wanna play PoE go play PoE

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent

ancient marsh
soft coral
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Fucking where mate?

stark torrent
keen sparrow
soft coral
soft coral
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wtf is your point here

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genuinely

soft coral
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local save? oh just cheat in everything and dont bother playing at all thumbsUp2x

keen sparrow
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wait can you take a local save online later?

soft coral
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no

keen sparrow
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awwww

soft coral
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items in stash are also seperate

keen sparrow
low iris
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all dalies were last hero ones

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finished all in one match

hollow patrol
soft coral
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@ancient marsh whats the pass lemme join

keen sparrow
soft coral
keen sparrow
soft coral
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too early in the morning for this shit pops

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save it

keen sparrow
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oh my lord, what if that was the password

soft coral
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what if u stfu

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eh?

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every think about that one?

keen sparrow
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'morning'

soft coral
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we on the front page on gangggg

keen sparrow
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how far into the season is it

soft coral
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in its end

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February next year we get new season with PoE skill tree

keen sparrow
soft coral
keen sparrow
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why are you being such a bitch today?

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no white monster?

soft coral
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nah I do have one

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its on the balcony

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chilling

soft coral
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should I go with my Gutalax band tshirt or my marduk band tshirt @compact knoll @keen sparrow

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or we could do Analepsy

keen sparrow
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Marduk

compact knoll
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are you really gonna go out with

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a band that picture is 3 toilet washers

keen sparrow
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toilet brushes

compact knoll
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shit

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and an asshole

soft coral
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no

compact knoll
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analepsy looks good

soft coral
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the stamp on mine is different

compact knoll
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marduk is also good

gritty python
soft coral
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I was gonna do Burzum

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but mine has the burning church stamp on it

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so maybe lets not

compact knoll
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panzer? division

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panzer is german

soft coral
compact knoll
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a british centruion

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???

compact knoll
soft coral
compact knoll
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in my closet

soft coral
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@compact knoll @keen sparrow

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this is my gutalax tshirt

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PERFECT for job interview I'd say

keen sparrow
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yeah that seems appropriate for going out in public

compact knoll
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the giant SHITBUSTERS

soft coral
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I've worn it many times in public

compact knoll
soft coral
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I've got this one

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when I used to work in tech support I'd wear this in office

soft coral
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people do not care

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what u wear

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its why I'm able to wear gutalax and nobody bats and eye

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BUT WHEN I PUT ON HELLO KITTY

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SOCIETY

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SOCIETTYY CALLS ME GEY

keen sparrow
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they really will though

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I get looks for my hello kitty earmuffs

compact knoll
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not many will actually go and confront you

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unless they are actually offended

soft coral
keen sparrow
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You'd probably like this then

soft coral
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I've heard heavier

keen sparrow
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ok now i'm on a mission

soft coral
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???

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ok CJ

soft coral
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fucking Tomi Versetti

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Franklin ahh comment

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whats next , gonna battle god?

keen sparrow
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Can't im busy

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The laugh, i''m trying to find the creepy laugh in the song

soft coral
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@ancient marsh equip a companion

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he picks up keys and coins and runes for you

keen sparrow
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My favourite band did a cover of Warsaw no Gensou by 'The Statlinists' and they added this laugh that absolutely did not need to be there, but oof

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
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AYO

keen sparrow
soft coral
# ancient marsh how

before u click play on your character you have a screen to the right where u should see companion

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I believe they give u one for free

soft coral
keen sparrow
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it's mostly in Drop A

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nice, lol

cyan garnet
soft coral
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my personal favourite playlist

keen sparrow
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These dudes really just be coughing and gagging on the mic

soft coral
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I think there was a band out there that had their vocalist be a parrot

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its peak

keen sparrow
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I can't find anything that beats a dude singing a song about calling himself garbage while he fishooks himself and then wipes blood and spit all over his body on-stage

soft coral
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thats pretty based

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fucking alvin and the chipmunks in slam metal merch always sends me @keen sparrow

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of ALL the things that could've been the cover to that album

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ok I go

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bye

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dont explode or anything

soft coral
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sir thats pretty graphic

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the mots wont be happy with this one

keen sparrow
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I wish i could just say he got hit by a car

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hey if that's how he wants to express his.. frustration, lol

soft coral
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rexana about to get slimed

keen sparrow
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fucking Opera dude

ancient marsh
keen sparrow
# ancient marsh sad bart simpson edit- tier music

Original and well known piece of hold music

MOST VIEWED VIDEO OF THE CHANNEL

thank you everyone for 100K Views!

update: 200K ALREADY?!?

another update: 300K VIEWS WOW SOON WE'LL BE AT 1M VIEWS even the creator of the song has commented on this post check the reply about copyright to see it :)

Song name - Opus No. 1 By Tim Carleton

The icon...

▶ Play video
ancient marsh
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yeah im not clicking that

keen sparrow
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bro doesn't wanna dance

hollow patrol
keen sparrow
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LMFAO

compact knoll
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My veins are so close to my skin

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A papercut would kill me

glacial haven
stark torrent
compact knoll
stark torrent
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Apparently its intended to start the game with other players and whoever gets the gun first killa you

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Because its a good game design

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You cant extract together anyway so why cooperate

stark torrent
# ancient marsh tldr

I think its about the fact that now you can get other players in your terminal run if they transit around the same time as you and you are both preparing the game

ancient marsh
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it's so fucking tiresome man

stark torrent
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But since u cant extract together because they intentionally gave the boat only one PMC slot, you basically kill each other on spawn

hearty oar
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they actually make tutorial work but why they make the terminal like that?

stark torrent
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So whoever has the faster PC and spawn and finds the gun on the floor first just kills the other

hollow patrol
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another classic nikita win

gritty python
stark torrent
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Like i understand BSG thought process, they wanted players to co op terminal and at the end realise they have to betray each other

Unfortunately, Axel already showed this so ppl dont wait to be betrayed at the end, they just shoot on sight

Its also abysmal dogshit design

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What if you spawned with random ppl.and had different boats to extract so u help each other

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Impossible for bsg

gritty python
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or if they included other parts of the storyline?

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like the fact for the good ending they make you do the btr “just cause”

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Maybe involve the characters used in your narrative bsg thumbsUp2x

ancient marsh
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@stark torrent what's the price for re-doing terminal?

stark torrent
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Yeah the side quests have zero impact on story, how about if u got Kappa you could trade it for permanent Terminal access instead of paying 500 mil

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Or 300 mil

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Or 1 mil USd

hearty oar
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they just stupid. i mean release 1.0 and they already forget about health item can put into your pouch unlike the hardcore wipe already tell my how much they think about actually gameplay in terminal

gritty python
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or 40 bitcoins and your sanity

hearty oar
ancient marsh
stark torrent
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They changed it back to allow heals in pouch

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Because of backlash from hardcore

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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It was yes but as i said

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Backlash

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They released 1.0 with no heals in container