#💣tarkov-released
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that boss is unironically the hardest boss to kill in the entire videogame
bar none
MAYBE zryachiy is harder?
but he's not really INTENDED to be killed
like he has 200 head hp or sth
he can tank .338 lapua headshots
jesus
he can tank a shot of UCW
HIS THORRAX
HAS MORE HP THAN YOUR ENTIRE PMC BODY
ACROSS ALL LIMBS
+10

class 4 mask stops m61

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @little flame @glacial haven
even arena battle pass xp gains from dailies is bugged bro 
The humble 50cal

How can you fuck up a simple addition
tagilla is the most retarded shit ever fuck this game
I do something and this retard goes
AND KILLS ME
4 RAIDS IN A ROWWWWW
kill him
You see
I was close 3 times
and the 4th time he just
came with 6 scavs

I threw a fucking impact nade at his feet and he lived and I killed 4 scavs
fucking nikita scamming me
i'm bad = nikita scammed me
Love my fucking scav man
as soon as its time for him to jump off a train cart onto those bitchass transformer boxes between the rails
he fucking touches it and decides to slip backwards and break both his fucking legs
had to waddle my way to railway
lore accurate scav
the collection has been started
when you go to ZB 16 on woods and walk in the fucking bunker
you can collide with all the trees above you and make noise like a retard still
1.0 ready
ever take a shit so big you feel gey aftewards?
been that way for years
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden who can defend this man?

finally
died to a random pmc in bunker
ok
had no ammo
i shot him 15 times
hitcount
i swear
i hate this game
wow bruh 169 dmg for 10 hitcount

alle just hop on hero siege man
we need to kill you
says the serbian
at least Im not a

time to play a few games of deadlock then back to grinding tarkpoop
prestine topaz on the market for 300k
tarkov at least taught me to put them 10% lower so they buy out instantly

what am i reading
tarkov never escapes man
whever I go
I should've been selling gems all this time @stark torrent
considering they just sit and rot in my inventory
flea flipping
even in hero siege
ivan eats a lot of protein in 1 day, goes to the toilet and starts goin "YOU DIGGIN IN ME"
he got that cookie
How many what
Sorry , i meant Saint James Island Private Security
sure you did
at least one, since you're the one who made it
@stark torrent wwanna chill in vc
im doing uni stuff
it's DIGGIN IN ME
🗣️ 📣
sure
I find it hilarious that on inferno
bosses such as anubis tickle me
but basic enemies 2 tap me
@stark torrent unironically I love sandu ciorba
@hybrid kindle feliz anal
SORRY
HAHAHAAHAH
thought this was brainfart
@fast garden @compact knoll NA night time woods special
americans LOVE going naked
idk why
and they love carrying pistols
killed 2 today, one had a level action, other had a mosin, both had pistols
and killed 2 nakes with bolties on woods too
Iedy was playing NA servers and his Palantir survery discovered he hasn't donated to Tel Aviv this month

@little flame i unblocked u 
ty man, im sorry :(
it's ok man just look at ur behavior from third person
wasnt okay and i genuinely wont do it again
i don't wanna beef with u, just sometimes u go aggro randomly
yeah i dont wanna beef either
now sloppy each other and be done with it man
come vc if u want
yeah
they price jacked the fuck out of those
tbf
they were insanely cheap for what they were
consider that the mdr base price is 280k
and that mag regulalry goes on flea for 80k+
they were still insanely expensive
they were infinitely cheaper than building them outright
https://open.spotify.com/track/05kBDnkmVG4RCW4QqAboj7?si=af323f8d6f1047d7 @fast garden @little flame

the m4 is like 3 parts off full meta man
and it has everything important aside from handguard already on it
DD is gay
@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll @little flame devs coming up with these prices:
the mcx still cheap as hell
sometimes
you get to just use shit people dont use often for cheap
50 rounds of SB193 for 4999 roubles
lmao
it really is
oh ye
@little flame @fast garden DA BOYSSSSSSSSS
what does that mean
A run through happens when you leave a raid before getting a certain rather small amount of XP or before 7 min has elapsed in raid
I bought the game and played a bit last night
Like a very little bit
It just made me want to play Poe again ngl
And I didn’t realize all those characters weren’t free yet
So I wonder when that will happen? Because I’m not the biggest fan of the base characters
next season
about 8 characters become free
of the grayed out ones
@viral egret coaie ai murit ce faci
cryon hasnt said a word since a few days

february next year we get season 9 and we also get POE styel tree @fast garden
its about to be a huge season
i dont even want to know
?

@ancient marsh Epsteinlon Container
?
my stash space
Standard account broke fella alert
m'lady

talking about furries, did I do a good job at furrifying the tarkov banner :DDDD
kys
Good enough

Should've made one a bear, ngl
I mean, all I did was find random tactical looking art
I did come across some tarkov related furry art, but the poses don't work the best for a banner so ya

whateven is that
Cryons alive?
I play pve gang

zero clue what that even is
i saw it and thought it was the valorant v at first lmao
i hope you die to aimbot pmcs

Same
Is it Weyland yutani or some shit
valor- 🛏️ 💤
It's probably that, I think they've got the weird abstract W as their symbol
have yall noticed the banner btw
But it doesn't have the line so idk

truth nuke
One magnum buckshot scav would end that critter even with a face shield
I once had a friend who learned how to mod SPT to replace the PMC model with the damn silly cat furry model
that wassss a year ago I think
Someone made a loona pmc a while ago I think
<-- this creature
oh.
Some dude in here was crashing out at it
lollll

thats awesome
Hi hammold
what a watch
@hollow patrol when are we storming menace's house with pitchforks to get a VS server up
when does the fishing update drop
Probably January
probably then
Okay:D
True, enchantment update
161000
I'm pretty sure not
Since you gotta extract to even get the transit bonus xp
respectable asf
but why are here so many whitenames all of a sudden

I summoned them all idk
but yipe 
extremely loud incorrect buzzer
except for allee

do you want me to pull out my acoustic ass character art?
yeah no in raid xp is kept
im still at 161k
what are you guys doing
just hopping maps
i am
can do whatever u need
throwing myself at cultists
well we are customing rn
wanna come nighttime customs
for Cryon
guy with no ears and an uzi pro with 2 mags runs at me
and i have TD etc
sks guy blows his head off
sure man what the hell
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KILL THIS GUY
can you say a slur 🥺
what..........
I thought this dude got turned to ash for a second
Usually people ask to stop saying them
confetti!

it's like the least "respectable" thing out there rn
short of epstein activities
not happening 
i would say homicide is worse
naaahh
type of person who eventually gets imprisoned for what they post on Fetlife
we need to put him down
what is fetlife
I dont even know what that is
also theres two types of people
hold on lemme get the image
how does bro know
please don't
self call out right there
I saw a criminal investigation video on yt
nobody cares
you are not long for this chat
@runic dirge (thedarkzek) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: Please post your furry cringe shit in the furry cringe chat man -12h

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this one
Those people need to be put into a work camp
Its a reference
ur career is done the furry mafia is gonna be onto you @stark torrent
@hollow patrol
GOAT
based
the 3 elder lions and the young lion
just pin this @stark torrent
ready to drop into the dog kennel
oh it is
its pinned

retard
the Elders of Zion
what did he mean by this
i hope you get molested by 4 epstein builds on arena @ancient marsh
???
iedy saying this shit is crazy
?
guy came into chat being cringe on purpose
listen man like 10 people use this chat and all of them hate furries
this is like an independent
idk i think iedy is just cringe for that one
yeah you're the only one who has the same weird paraphilias
that's the thing
you're biased

i just dont think posting stupid creatures is worth muting
especially when people are posting random shitposts too
!topic
@wintry ridge
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
if youre gonna mute for offtopic behavior, enforce it equally
i mean it is because it pisses everyone off and the only person who's happy is the one trying to piss everyone off
idk i think everyone just has thin skin
mf just posting critters and the "based europeans" are getting pissy about it
ragebaiting with weird fetishes and thinking people here got propagandized into normalizing it is a risky bet
alot of cope from xal
i think just not losing my shit because someone is posting furry stuff isnt a wild thing
look at that shit yourself if you wanna, go dm the guy
i heard he has like an onlyfans or something
he might hook you up
if i alt tab i wanna see tarkov stuff and racism

and i just wanna see tarkov stuff but i dont cry and ask iedy to mute everyone who's offtopic 
offtopic is for being a degenerate retard
not tarkov channel

simple distinction
we have sodom/gomorrah, it's called #╟❓general-offtopic
#💣tarkov-released is the home of God
dont forget the art channel
i don't check that
gachi is a gift to all of us
its the perils of the warp
what is the warp
hell
also what is fetlife

retcon that, he has like just stolen that art? like he isent linked to the commissioner but the commissioner got a fansly
kink dating site
fetish website supposedly
It was mentioned in the video I linked but I didnt look it up
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brro idk why you background checked his entire degen existance, i didn't need that info

chat going full monkey mode
i however have to know how cooked a mf is
cause cultists spawned lol
polikhim card
i wish cultists would spawn
i could already tell
i wish cultists were real 😔
they call them communists these days
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alrright why is this in the tarkov channel as well
actually prtetty close to tarkov addiction
i thought ts meant "femtanyl addict" and clicked just to realize the mf is out of it
alright not you too
not lost, he is going straight to the underworrld
i bet he pronounces gif as "jif"
tf u mean
youre acting like i am the only mf here who does
what am I reading
i saw them once on customs night and never again
bsg hates me
bro we just got ride of one
enough

let us have some peace
yeah idk i think xal is just baiting now 
every time i saw them theyh scared me very much
after complaining that the other dude was baiting
baiting is when you tell someone to not do something
ok
baiting is when xalrider talks
@fast garden how much is the thicc from ref? like 15 lega or something?
Frota do you even play the game
Damn I never heard of a mental institution named "the home of God"
people be naming shit anything these days
look at yourr pfp and do that
have you considered putting a M67 without a pin in your mouth
no
you should
Tel Aviv's finest are here.
generational gains
we matched together?
and wait for my arena dailies to refresh
i'm getting so fucking raped on arena bro
am i washed
playing teamfight
and everyone instakilling me with desync
im gonna blame the serverrs

It's still in Alpha 
@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll
nah ive had matches like that
cant even change ur servers to fix it
Fix it by getting better
true
get better than the 200ms delay between your view and where the server thinks you are

THE GOAT IS NOT WASHED
🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨
DO NOT COME TO SAINT JAMES ISLAND
I wonder if any of the license plates on GZ
exist IRL
alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
thank u so muc mang
i will NOT be sending you images of my feet
dont want any
gifting u the game so u see that I'm a person as well and u stop being such a big ass


this is what Jeffrey Epstein should have done
blacked division
@soft coral do u own an aifryer
me personally no but my mom does
do you live with ur mom
how old r u
why the fuck do u ask me that
he wants to dm you
depeends on how you answer

it's 33
23*
pictures you can smell
I was in that vc yesterday and the shit that was said is enough to violate multiple geneva convention laws and OSHA rules
class 7 huge ricochet chance
Holy shit I remember watching pestily 4 years ago
and he still had hair
second victim to the tarkov balding virus
headset so tight on the head to listen to footsteps
HOLY
i get softlocked for 10 days on story. i do btr quest and dont get barter items from doing the hard quest. i do snatch and dont get cqcms. i go back to LK and theres no option to get the fucking task the next one for glukhar, and because im like one of 3 fucking people on the planet that even cares about doing LK shit in pvp this shit will go unfixed for another month minimum, and the ONLY reason the guards spawns were fixed was because LK was a story requirement and enough retards died at the island because of them that they got fixed
crunchy
idk why BSG is doing clothes in 1k resolution, lol
they are only in one final section of the game and its dark as shit there

'we'll wait until mid 2026 torelease that map, it'll be dark af, and night vision will still be dogshit, so go ahead and fuck up the textures like a botched circumcision' -Nikita probably
@little flame @keen sparrow @fast garden @stark torrent
dude idc if she had down syndrome we gonna have dummy sex
u laughed i know u did
damn

@stark torrent @fast garden @ancient marsh

Barely modified sanitar guard type strap
might've found cryons twin
ladies ladies 1 at a time
I hate how good this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvrpzd908I
ESCAPE FROM TARKOV - 1980s Horror Movie
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p gauge price incrrease? @little flame @fast garden @stark torrent
it used to be like 28k no?
i think you are thinking of thermometers
no
i wanted to say "i hate how idk if its real or ai"
but then i checked the channel name
80s was such a cool aesthetic.

You need to also pay 300k for a boat ride there from terminal
Then you use the card

#CharlieKirk #TurningPointUSA #Conservative #Faith #Legacy #RememberingCharlieKirk
why am i getting such vids
am i getting kirked?
wtf is my buddy's name
is my algorithm kirkmaxing?

i think he likes duty
military*
SKS
Found the reason for the dead chat
fucking
yikes
one of y'all should tell this pein dude to stop fucking with recoil
He released a recoil re-work mod and every new version is somehow worse than the last
holy fuck
its actually worse than old tarkov camera recoil
who the fuck is this for?
Call him a jekosiit in his comments
@fast garden hunt cultists?

going to lk the second time let me get the quest for whatever reason
so i have that glukhar task now
and i got 1 priest while with iedy
so we both just need 1
that 1 cultist that murked allee with the dks
sks
i mean
ig
its not night quite yet
so i was trying to go to reserve
application not responding
Ill grab a snack and get on
coop exfil spawn
leave spawn after 3 min bc of dc
instaheadshot
i see
im changing my fucking servers
NA east is just cheaters on every fucking map
@glacial haven yesterday i decided to foolishly take a little nap before that lesson i had at 11
And it was on zoom so i decided to do a little scav raid to stay awake
And while walking thru the woods i felt asleep like 5 times
In the end got one tapped by a cheater

Damn you're awake
This is the case of "the weird fetish I had no longer gets my dick hard so now I dont know what to do"
what the fuck
Genuinely physically hurts
Many such cases actually

looks like Ukraine
@fast garden baby wake up, its time for your daily cultist hunting sesh

@stark torrent yesterday
5 hours deep into cultist hunting
i ask thee
"what are your hobbies"
"youre starting at them" as we are loading into raid

EZ
mines bigger
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death or balls gone
How are they even physically able to
It happens when I reboot my PC. It's consistent after that but I have to check before I play. Luckily, they can be worn either way.
No
It isn't "luckily it can be worn either way"
Is that a feature of the headset?
Like changeable channels
Cause thats probably why it flips lmao
Not that I know of
i forgot my alarm had a slam metal as its song
shit woke me up i thought someoje is dying from the vocals

I got that reserve alarm type beat on mine

i get jumpscared when i hear the default iphone alarm in public
Didn't end well for the last guy to not clean his (flight) logs
@ancient marsh make an online seasonal character
online is nicer imo because theres an economy you can sell items and buy stuff u need
meanwhile in Local that shit would take you days to grind
'solo self-found'
@ancient marsh r/anime
what is the difference between a hotdog and a hot dog
sinful world
oh so if i play local i cant interact with online?
ofc not
like in poe u can play alone but then trade after
its a local save
ggs man
@stark torrent

lol, could just open cheat engine, find what memory value is your money, change it"
in Hero Siege we call it Odessey
????
wtf is your point here
genuinely
local save? oh just cheat in everything and dont bother playing at all 
wait can you take a local save online later?
no
awwww
items in stash are also seperate

is dis gam fun bro
@ancient marsh whats the pass lemme join
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
kys

oh my lord, what if that was the password
how far into the season is it

the fk u laughing at
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/1999816582843830730 @ancient marsh @stark torrent @fast garden oh looks its @viral egret
should I go with my Gutalax band tshirt or my marduk band tshirt @compact knoll @keen sparrow
or we could do Analepsy
Marduk
toilet brushes
no
analepsy looks good
the stamp on mine is different
marduk is also good
I was gonna do Burzum
but mine has the burning church stamp on it
so maybe lets not
yeah this one goes hard
i have this one
in my closet
@compact knoll @keen sparrow
this is my gutalax tshirt
PERFECT for job interview I'd say
yeah that seems appropriate for going out in public
the giant SHITBUSTERS
I've worn it many times in public
@soft coral rate
Looks nice
people do not care
what u wear
its why I'm able to wear gutalax and nobody bats and eye
BUT WHEN I PUT ON HELLO KITTY
SOCIETY
SOCIETTYY CALLS ME GEY
see now thats based
You'd probably like this then
I've heard heavier
ok now i'm on a mission
My favourite band did a cover of Warsaw no Gensou by 'The Statlinists' and they added this laugh that absolutely did not need to be there, but oof
how
AYO
what's their bass tuned to, lol
before u click play on your character you have a screen to the right where u should see companion
I believe they give u one for free
idfk do I?

I can't find anything that beats a dude singing a song about calling himself garbage while he fishooks himself and then wipes blood and spit all over his body on-stage

thats pretty based
fucking alvin and the chipmunks in slam metal merch always sends me @keen sparrow
of ALL the things that could've been the cover to that album
ok I go
bye
dont explode or anything
lil bro is nuts
I wish i could just say he got hit by a car
hey if that's how he wants to express his.. frustration, lol
rexana about to get slimed
fucking Opera dude
sad bart simpson edit- tier music
i bet this the kinda music you listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpm4aysr8I&list=RDnLpm4aysr8I&start_radio=1
Original and well known piece of hold music
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The icon...
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Apparently its intended to start the game with other players and whoever gets the gun first killa you
Because its a good game design
You cant extract together anyway so why cooperate

tldr
I think its about the fact that now you can get other players in your terminal run if they transit around the same time as you and you are both preparing the game
...it's not like a private instance?

it's so fucking tiresome man
But since u cant extract together because they intentionally gave the boat only one PMC slot, you basically kill each other on spawn
they actually make tutorial work but why they make the terminal like that?
So whoever has the faster PC and spawn and finds the gun on the floor first just kills the other
another classic nikita win
considering a portion of the map spawns are also like this, good consistency of gameplay 
Like i understand BSG thought process, they wanted players to co op terminal and at the end realise they have to betray each other
Unfortunately, Axel already showed this so ppl dont wait to be betrayed at the end, they just shoot on sight
Its also abysmal dogshit design
What if you spawned with random ppl.and had different boats to extract so u help each other
Impossible for bsg
or if they included other parts of the storyline?
like the fact for the good ending they make you do the btr “just cause”
Maybe involve the characters used in your narrative bsg 
@stark torrent what's the price for re-doing terminal?
Yeah the side quests have zero impact on story, how about if u got Kappa you could trade it for permanent Terminal access instead of paying 500 mil
Or 300 mil
Or 1 mil USd
they just stupid. i mean release 1.0 and they already forget about health item can put into your pouch unlike the hardcore wipe already tell my how much they think about actually gameplay in terminal
or 40 bitcoins and your sanity
can you rephrase that
don't know how to make it more clear when english is not my first language 

yeah but i think it was intentional to leave it like that









