💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

Its so bad

[glacial haven]

I haven't been to a mcdonalds this year, I couldn't tell you if it's the same shit over here

I only know that subway now kinda sucks ass

[gritty python]

the downfall of subway was foretold in the scrolls

jared

[glacial haven]

Subway used to be pretty good, I ordered one of those sub-platters when Cyberpunk 2077 came out, ate that for like 2 days, every single one of them was good

[gritty python]

It’s really locationally dependent from my experience

There’s a subway like an hour away that everytime i order there, it’s p good

But the local one around me is just 🤢

[glacial haven]

They changed something about that bread, it now tastes like stale garbage, that footlong cookie tastes like you're licking out the remainder of a random flask in some lab and the wrap was garbage

[gritty python]

I think they handed the bread process off to a 3rd party company and all they do in store now is open/heat up

[glacial haven]

Whatever they did, that shit tastes terrible

Not even teriyaki sauce drenched chicken was able to mask that taste

[gritty python]

cursed stale bread

[compact knoll]

Subway foot lettuce

[gritty python]

anomalous loaf option at subway

[glacial haven]

And normally you get a cookie for free when you reach the ordering threshold, he forgot that fucking cookie as well

[gritty python]

[glacial haven]

Just like back then, back then when I ordered there, I always filled up the order minimum requirement with cookies because I can just put them in the fridge or something

[surreal stirrup]

[glacial haven]

He forgot everything single fucking cookie back then

it was like 10€ worth of cookies that he just forgot

[compact knoll]

Bro didnt get a cookie and now he will remember it

To his grave

[glacial haven]

I mean, if they now taste like that footlong cookie, I am happy that he forgot it

[compact knoll]

Its just a cookie man, put back the pipe bomb

[glacial haven]

Would've chucked that mf at his windshield the next time he drove by

And the delivery took 2 hours to arrive, I was about to just go out and eat because I didn't expect him to ever deliver that thing

[hard heart]

This kind of hatred carries through the bloodline, it will burn red hot for generations

[little flame]

SNOW?

HOLD

395 mb

im praying

pls

loading in now

then ill load into scav

[glacial haven]

be happy, if it were up to me, i would just piss in that bowl you have standing there

[little flame]

man

it was

5 sas drives

dont even think i profited

[gritty python]

Is snow?👀

i am craving crunchy footsteps

[little flame]

bro...

im gonna fucking snap

[gritty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[little flame]

im actually gonna lose it

[glacial haven]

the only time that the clustic circle actually helped me was when it gave me quest items

the rest was just utter garbage

[gritty python]

4 mp5s is all i ever do for it anymore

and just pray i get a 6hr

[glacial haven]

got 2 back to back

[cyan garnet]

Real i never get anything good

[little flame]

actually so cringe

[glacial haven]

i did like 10 by now and it was only worth it 2 times

and we're not even talking profited

it just helped me

8 out of 10 times i got worthless bullshit

[little flame]

bro

NICE ONE

BSG

[glacial haven]

for 5 mp5

[cyan garnet]

Ive never gotten anything crazy good from cultist

I dont even bother

[glacial haven]

use it if you have a retarded quest

other than that, i don't bother either

[little flame]

like cofdms

[cyan garnet]

Never gotten one from it

[glacial haven]

also nice versioning, from 1.0.0.2 to 1.0.0.5

[little flame]

i gave my cofdms

to thee

and artyom

i wanna

[glacial haven]

no one at bsg can fucking count either

[little flame]

[little flame]

lol

1. 2. skip a few

[compact knoll]

i still need more codfms btw

[little flame]

ik

[compact knoll]

just saying

[little flame]

i still gave u one

so u ove me ur life

owe*

jesus

[compact knoll]

[short cove]

RAHH

[stark torrent]

We have installed update 1.0.0.5 for #EscapefromTarkov.

The game will not be stopped, however the raid time on servers undergoing the updates may be reduced to 10 minutes. Please download the update via the launcher.

The Winter season will be enabled on all locations after the full update of game servers and clients.

● Fixed the loading wheel icon showing throughout the starting mission;
● Fixed the camera lock and character movement lock that occurred when using consumable items before the second cutscene on Terminal;
● Fixed the inability to complete a specific task in the Batya story chapter in PvE mode;
● Fixed the lock for weapon operations and looting that occurred after looting a character that got killed while using a stationary weapon;
● Fixed the abrupt interruption of consumable item animations in certain cases;
● Fixed the incorrect spawn points for Zryachiy and his guards on Lighthouse;
● Fixed the audio artifacts when quickly skipping trader dialogue lines;
● Fixed the item icon display issues when trading while using active filters;
Smoothed out the BTR movement;
● Fixed the incorrect message layout in the Messages tab;
● Fixed several localization errors;
● Fixed several visual geometry bugs across all locations;
● Fixed several interface issues.

[little flame]

bro

live updates?

that will go well

[short cove]

As of now only in early access for next season

[little flame]

no dlss?

[glacial haven]

I would honestly be very surprised if you didn't already have the winter map installed and they would really need you to download it again every winter

It's probably just a toggle they don't enable lmao

[little flame]

ye lmao

[glacial haven]

Couldn't tell you why they don't enable it tho, that'd be a good question lmao

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

bucuresti core

tram stuck in traffic

cars literally driving on tram lines

[little flame]

[glacial haven]

they also drive like absolute retards in roundabouts

just because they drive a hunk of garbage

[viral egret]

ye

god bless ill become a decent driver not a retard

[glacial haven]

how to drive in bucharest:

• always drive 20 - 40 kmh above speed limit
• drive extremely aggressive
• make sure the cops aren't looking

and have good reflexes because of the random speed bumps everywhere

[viral egret]

true true

[little flame]

got my last sbih on customs

nice

[little flame]

@compact knoll wanna play

[compact knoll]

uhhhh

idk

what map

[little flame]

any works for me

[compact knoll]

i need a couple streets

than reserve

[viral egret]

@stark torrent my neighbor has a killdozer esque car

fuckin hell

[little flame]

no armor i think

[short cove]

honestly why wear armour even

like most of the time people will either shoot the armour slammer 4000 which goes through anyways

or headeyes

[cyan garnet]

It saves you occasionally

[little flame]

ok bro https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lGxXpDxsRsJjIM0jk?invite=cr-MSxVUEcsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@compact knoll gtg for now sry

[compact knoll]

See ya

[hallow stream]

you suck

[little flame]

kys

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-king-von-stare-anti-piracy-chicago-rap-hip-hop-memes-gif-15553328603193570745

[ancient marsh]

Smoothed out the BTR movement

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-gif-thank-you-funny-thank-you-squat-thanks-bro-gif-7589626120606791089

BTR had me hit the THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

only thing u hear while riding is the btr engine and clapping sound effects

[little flame]

hmm

WTF

@stark torrent

[little flame]

holy fk bro

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/100gslXYDc2WDSEpgmj4RE?si=c4671f0ee08b492f @stark torrent

[little flame]

instead of snow

they post this shit

https://youtube.com/shorts/0_-jf9aMVts

okay bro

bruh

[soft coral]

alle why mad

[little flame]

I WANT SNOW

[soft coral]

at least there's no debate you're swedish

how the hell did I not kill corrupted odin on nightmare

ok done

[fast garden]

They fixed not screwing the cap back on apple juice gg man

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

hop on arena

[compact knoll]

alright hitler

im coming

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ؤؤ-gif-11924235332373555424

[little flame]

@compact knoll u guys still on arena? Mind if i joib

Join*

[compact knoll]

we are doing last hero

[little flame]

Bruh

[gritty python]

what i thought my apple juice any% was so fast it was entering the trash dimension

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/rafael-nadal-rafa-microscope-tennis-tennisgifs-gif-20844960

I understand

[glacial haven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nACFLPf2qhE

[fast garden]

fuck you

mostly done tho thankfully

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

what the fuck

its psycho sniper all over again

i guess it would be somewhat easy on factory

15 scavs is ass tho

[fast garden]

this isnt hard at all

[little flame]

WHERE SNOW

OMFG

[fast garden]

if i dont accidentally do it while doing LK shit ill get it done while doing TD5

time to unlock cqcm

[little flame]

OYOOOO

Y

YOOOOOOOO

[thick jetty]

damn, snow gave more fps in streets, hit 110

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @glacial haven @fast garden @little flame @soft coral

[compact knoll]

alright

pinging the whole epstein suqad

[little flame]

OK BRO

head top of head

yeah right man

so fucking nice

gotta put on winter clothing

reminder to self

[blazing basin]

Do you get better FPS during overcast weather?

[little flame]

no bruh

i went from 100 to 80

[blazing basin]

huh

Usually disabling shadows increases fps

[little flame]

I LOVE CHRISTMAS

HO HO HO

[thick jetty]

it so bright

[compact knoll]

the justice scope is nice but damn the dot is small

[little flame]

disable postfx

my god

pog

[thick jetty]

naah, i just have to tweak it someday, maybe next week after work

i think main issue is just trying to HDR non HDR game on oled. it just will always look like over saturated with white levels

[gritty python]

hdr in general for games that it isn’t a native setting is kinda poo

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ilm24m7ZUZEKp2aKMjlVi?si=9c812f54814e43d2

[fast garden]

https://x.com/i/status/1998966004118880640

sudox (@kmcnam1)

X · Dec 11, 2025, 4:00 AM

[gritty python]

would work on me i want 64

[thick jetty]

yeah, it doesnt work like it should

[compact knoll]

would get me

[thick jetty]

it could easily be fixed with saturation and color fullness, the 2 things they removed

the 2 things that people use from control panel still tho

[gritty python]

i still don’t understand how saturation had a ram leak

[fast garden]

bsg is incompetent (it also wasnt what was causing it)

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

(the memory)

[gritty python]

[fast garden]

i want the bear winter pants so bad

wonder if we get new set or if they return

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden

[compact knoll]

you just know he had to rewatch it 3 times to make sure no one said a slur

it also wont load

[ancient marsh]

thats a you problem

[compact knoll]

oh shit i actually hit you

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/thankyou-jonah-and-alex-gif-10236473324613230715

[thick jetty]

without the sun it aint that bad trying to get some sun action so could tinker better since i have like 15 mins to spare rn before getting ready for work

[fast garden]

all that to grab my docs

fuck you

[viral egret]

bro

my neighbor has a armored car

[fast garden]

glad the rogues arent as headshotty even if they just laser aimpunch the shit out of you

[fast garden]

is he with the cartel?

[viral egret]

my neighbor made a armored car

[viral egret]

dont think so

i think he's tryna cosplay killdozer

thick ass steel plates all over a dacia car

[little flame]

u said that already bruh

omfg

[stark torrent]

aye with a laser it kinda overlaps and looks like ass

[viral egret]

didnt go into detail

[stark torrent]

still i do like it

[little flame]

truege

[viral egret]

dont think he has a gun or anything

its romania

he probably has a 2 meter long sword

[little flame]

bro

what is this fucking ammo

[compact knoll]

Its kinda ass on the sa58

With the canyed

Because its so far away

[fast garden]

the arena red dot?

[compact knoll]

Yes

[fast garden]

goated

[thick jetty]

the sun all bloomy as hell but overall it aint that bad.
For some reason snow ate fps in customs but gave fps in street

[fast garden]

if you bring 9x39 and have more than 3 total mags what are you doing

you are lucky to get through the 2nd in one straight fight

if you arent spending time repacking while gun cools down you die

[ancient marsh]

what is?

[little flame]

just that snow wasnt there

was a while ago

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven you were right

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent

this is new

skinny handguard

[compact knoll]

its from early m4s

m16 i mean

[stark torrent]

looks really rad

[compact knoll]

what was that movie called

something hot

[native crypt]

Yeah raiders spawn with colt 723's

[fast garden]

they added a lot of new m4/m16 variants to raiders and rogues

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

there's black hawk down

[ancient marsh]

that had these m4s

[compact knoll]

nah it was about a bank robbery

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll i thought you had to log off

[compact knoll]

they had like a big firefight

[ancient marsh]

Heat

[stark torrent]

Thanks for the purchase man

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPYEUJSmEiY

[compact knoll]

yeah

thats the one

[fast garden]

with payday music lol

[ancient marsh]

3:02

americans in O-Block trying to get to the cornerstore

[viral egret]

chicago day

[glacial haven]

about what

[stark torrent]

Val Killmer was such a chad

[ancient marsh]

"I MADE AN OPENING, GET TO THE MILK ISLE"

[compact knoll]

about the gal

[fast garden]

val kilmer is the og chad

[glacial haven]

happy to help

[ancient marsh]

?

[compact knoll]

should have messaged her earlier

thank you man

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

no problem, happy that i was able to talk you into it

and that it worked out

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

what's up

[fast garden]

part 2 of snatch

spawn coop exfil on reserve

whatever

afk for 30 min it is

[compact knoll]

that one is staying between us 2

i dont feel like sharing it

[ancient marsh]

ok no worries

these patchnotes for today are small as fuck man

[fast garden]

they fixed a bug that was actually good and added snow

gg

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

its feels weird

someone that fucks with you being nice all of the sudden

[ancient marsh]

what bug

[ancient marsh]

me when artem is asking me to play arena for dailies

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1448682129100636180/image.png?ex=693c25de&is=693ad45e&hm=28228e65d61a080349f850ad2b1e8752e17dfdb18372c30b227cf2b06e73bfe2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[compact knoll]

i dont think you can get it anymore

[ancient marsh]

ggs

[glacial haven]

i have my moments

[glacial haven]

they added something, not sure if it really does much but they added something

[ancient marsh]

"the new tarkov update includes changes"

[compact knoll]

i really needed that after having to play arena for 2 hours

maybe my day isnt so bad after all

[ancient marsh]

"things got added and fixed"

[glacial haven]

nah, they added like another measure against cheats

but forgot that you could still just call one up further in the chain

it's not useless, just not very useful

you can basically skip what they implemented entirely

[glacial haven]

that is a pretty fucking good visual representation

[fast garden]

eating and drinking animations finished quicker, you didnt have to screw the cap back on an empty water bottle

[ancient marsh]

yeah true

[glacial haven]

i loved that

[compact knoll]

everywhere i go

everywhere i look

i see him

[glacial haven]

not having to do the entire fucking animation

[ancient marsh]

charlie kirk was a true ancient Rus' ian

[fast garden]

yeah it was awesome

[glacial haven]

as if the pmc doesn't just dump that shit on the ground either way

[fast garden]

i was like

"holy shit a good change"

fixed

thanks bsg

[ancient marsh]

the pmc watches his pollution and carbon footprint

he recycles the plastic bottles

[glacial haven]

They could just instead add an animation of the pmc just dropping it once it's empty

Which is a bit shorter

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

Why not do that

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh checkpoint?

[ancient marsh]

ok mr epstein

just dont beat me

[glacial haven]

his job is to keep you on a leash, i just throw pocket sand in your face from time to time

[stark torrent]

i remember first time i played with artyom

We went interchange, he had a raid bag , we did some quests , he then left and i know he had the shittiest microphone known to man

[compact knoll]

bro

i had the same mic

for the last

fucking

5 years

no more

7

[stark torrent]

idk man i couldnt hear you at all idk

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

but i also had very bad headphones

[compact knoll]

maybe i was just shy a bit

[ancient marsh]

he had that german U-Boat mic

[stark torrent]

like chinese in ear phone ones

[ancient marsh]

femboy

[compact knoll]

alright man

chill

pipe down

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-gguh-trending-meme-charlie-kirk-gif-260876314022351132

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-meimei-mei-mei-chinese-empress-gif-8392135566479741284

thats artem

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

[ancient marsh]

that's tuff

[compact knoll]

i love that fucking cat so much

[ancient marsh]

her name is mei mei

[stark torrent]

the pedophile

ok man

[compact knoll]

it needs DRD spawns around it

[ancient marsh]

????

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-season-2-jujutsu-kaisen-s2-jjk-s2-gif-296781204727601931

[ancient marsh]

????????????

[compact knoll]

?????????

[glacial haven]

why

[compact knoll]

is that from some anime

[stark torrent]

it's a character from an anime idk and is a pedophile , she is in bed with her little brother

yeah its a very popular anime

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

let me see

[glacial haven]

knowing iedy, probably not

it's some gooner shit from twitter

[compact knoll]

confidently wrong

[ancient marsh]

How does he know?...

[compact knoll]

stfu

[stark torrent]

Jujutsu Kaisen

[compact knoll]

sounds familiar

[ancient marsh]

?

anime character
is that from anime?

kill yourself

[stark torrent]

no that is a scene from the anime

[compact knoll]

and you say no

are you fucking retarded

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1351944930721009774/attachment-1-1.gif

[compact knoll]

oh yeah its taht one

[glacial haven]

that looks like a bdsm mask

[ancient marsh]

"insert nuts here"

[glacial haven]

"nut hole"

[ancient marsh]

yeah as a joke you fucking mongoloid

[hallow stream]

finally a mask for true believers

the nut gobblers have gotten representation

[compact knoll]

dawg

this is a text

chat

[ancient marsh]

kys

kys

kys

kys

[compact knoll]

and you responded with a single word

there is no intonation

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945553132707000350/1436444921384009819/twitter_1986782478728573327.gif

[compact knoll]

or fucking ANYTHING

[glacial haven]

okay, let's not trigger the discord raid protection against spam

[compact knoll]

to tell that youre joking

[ancient marsh]

bro
do you rreally think i thought that isn't an anime characterr

you might be more retarded then the made-up version of me in your mind

[compact knoll]

idk maaaan

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

youre kinda retarded

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-tiktok-tiktok-comb-gif-16050619043683504879

zero thoughts

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-walking-away-patrick-leaving-patrick-not-caring-patrick-dgaf-patrick-star-gif-18088871825132921421

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1448711028631142480/image.png?ex=693c40c8&is=693aef48&hm=040eeb37586fc22229d55b8670fe3996e584b0f5f9248a1550bcc7832fe1e74f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1136&height=623

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1448711029486911640/image.png?ex=693c40c9&is=693aef49&hm=16f02d911b35addd3310c4585bef40ccae344965ec3ca14fa5f3d40a91ace258&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1136&height=620

[hallow stream]

pot calls kettle black

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1448707873499512902/image.png?ex=693c3dd8&is=693aec58&hm=f5d6059f9dd0e2fbd7ccadbf6bb3a87a8ef49a6b11964520045d879d9093331d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1240&height=672

[compact knoll]

get the fuck out

you dont even play tarkov

shoo

[hallow stream]

no I dont think I will

[ancient marsh]

you cant call them that anymore

it's pot of color now

[compact knoll]

kettla

[ancient marsh]

i disavow the message above me

[thick jetty]

@stark torrent since you biggest nikita fan here. Would you like || unheard upgrade || as an xmas present?

[glacial haven]

He already has it I think

The only one that doesn't have it is me lmao

[thick jetty]

I thought he only has eod

[glacial haven]

He does? I always thought he already upgraded

[thick jetty]

Atleast name wise?

[glacial haven]

But then again, I don't look that closely at it

[glacial haven]

I think you can swap that one to EOD but it's also very possible that he doesn't have it

Would surprise me tho

I don't have it because I kinda didn't need it lmao

[thick jetty]

If he has it, would you like it

Brb

[glacial haven]

Sure, why not

[compact knoll]

but

why?

[glacial haven]

Idk, he's like Santa Claus, he just randomly gifts stuff to people lmao

[compact knoll]

rich fucker

thats nice

very cool of you

[little flame]

@stark torrent

NOT AGAIN

got a red card and uhhhh

dogtags

first dorms open

meh

BRO

I FULLSPRAYED THE DOOR

DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THERE

he was fucking carside in doorms

on metal stairs

😭

he just closed the door

[fast garden]

someone here gave away both arena and pve upgrades iirc, and i gave them both to my standard friend

[compact knoll]

Actual delusional opinion

[fast garden]

also im p sure iedy does not have unheard

[compact knoll]

Holy shit

[fast garden]

they are really good

sometimes you get green violet ledx btc sometimes not

[gritty python]

bro i literally got a green black and a red from dorms marked yesterday

that guy is taking scopopamine

[fast garden]

that one in black pawn blows ass though

[compact knoll]

Lie

Fucking lie

Was it you that opened mark like 5 times

314

And didnt get a single good item out of it

[fast garden]

every time i opened dorms marked with you it was ass but i went solo later and got all that i just listed

lol

[gritty python]

Marked room is loot shy

[fast garden]

they arent consistent

[gritty python]

not at all

[fast garden]

not like they were

[gritty python]

abandoned factory being the worst culprit

[fast garden]

reserve ones are still fire

[gritty python]

abandoned factory is either labs cards, or fucking nothing

[fast garden]

i opened that one and got a violet, opened it again d battery and dvl

[gritty python]

[fast garden]

if you want consistent good loot there are keys for that

ie MVD

marked rooms are gambling

[fast garden]

what are we posting man

[little flame]

idk

he shat on me

@stark torrent

bro

im being haunted

can u fucking find urs already

[fast garden]

maybe back out of queue for him

ok

i finish snatch

[hallow stream]

schrodingers marked room

[fast garden]

cmon

i think unlocks from in raid quests are just broken

where community manager

[little flame]

i literally checked

after

i found a raid

[fast garden]

[thick jetty]

Not rich but doing good i rather not disclose the amount i've gifted games this year

[hallow stream]

the spt zth stash looking bountiful

(its ass)

time to go in with a sks and pray

[thick jetty]

Naah its cards or drd bodyarmor

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[ancient marsh]

...you're broke on spt?

[hallow stream]

i just begun the run

pleb

took me longer to find all the mods, do the settings for everything, and troubleshoot the install than anything

[fast garden]

@compact knoll who and where did you reach out to that com manager

[cyan garnet]

Broke fella alert

[ancient marsh]

?

[fast garden]

softlocked for 10 days then artyom spoke to russian community manager and i was fixed next morning

i opened a ticket for missing quest unlocks like 4 or so days ago and still nothing

and now that i did snatch no cqcm

i want my blue flares and gpu and cqcm purchase options but they are bugged

so i want to see if a community manager could fix thing or escalate it

[cyan garnet]

Have you tried messaging nikita your bank account details

[wintry ridge]

@thick jetty hi stinky

[gritty python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XBIbVtDkSTo?si=qxSehTgZjCb53hg9

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/pepo-hi-hello-pepe-nya-gif-18485937

[wintry ridge]

Hows tarkov

[thick jetty]

Been looking for rusted key with no luck how about you

[wintry ridge]

I play like maybe 3 raids a day

[gritty python]

rusted booty key

[thick jetty]

Keeping it sane i see

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[gritty python]

anti-scav armor achieved

less damage on neck

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

tagging you for no rreason

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @fast garden

iedy streaming tarkov
see 150 ping top right

when you know he's playing on palestine servers for less players but you just cant prove it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1448743587922710699/image.png?ex=693c5f1b&is=693b0d9b&hm=3e6694c86d4bfe305e5f95c1006e3c728d7a4237e19d3f31e2141501a33b2ec7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=960&height=720

[fast garden]

ive been afk in stash for an hour after realizing i cant buy cqcm either

im tired bos

im tired of this game fucking me

they did actually fix zryiachy so thats funny

watched 2 scavs get gunned down

[wintry ridge]

[thick jetty]

I mean if only he would respond, that would be good

[fast garden]

pls man

[thick jetty]

[gritty python]

i have found

a name

on tarkov that i want to share but it is dodgy

also a very obviously bought acc lmao

70h with an alpha band

[ancient marsh]

compare the gear

[gritty python]

@ancient marsh i need your opinion on this player lmao, can i dm

[ancient marsh]

just post it

[gritty python]

real human

[ancient marsh]

YOOOO

cant post with THAT name

[gritty python]

hence why i said dm

nevron

[ancient marsh]

i thought you were concerned about posting cheater profiles

i didnt know that's what his name would be

[gritty python]

no lmso

[ancient marsh]

you can dm it to me

i didnt look at the stats

[gritty python]

all i can say is, that guy has a better gaming chair than me and probably a confederate flag on the wall

[thick jetty]

What was the name

[gritty python]

look dm

[thick jetty]

i have a suspicion

[gritty python]

[thick jetty]

It's clearly Nate's cousin

[thick jetty]

Naah bro just bought the game in 2017 and forgot he bought it

[gritty python]

forgot he bought the game till release

[winged mica]

@hushed elk

Pup pack

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-baby-ai-tuff-andwase-gif-8234230755591759178

[gritty python]

wtaf

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bosh-big-john-gif-1191997508994478481

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent gl on raids

[stark torrent]

thanks king but imma head out as well i guess

[ancient marsh]

the lion's alpha status was usurped by a 10k hour account and he instantly gives up and goes to bed

ggs

[gritty python]

tarkov giveth and tarkov taketh

[fast garden]

tarkov has taketh my asshole and giveth me a load

[gritty python]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[fast garden]

i want my fucking cqcm man

this is not the first time this shit has happened to me

[gritty python]

ran into that bug last wipe

still haven't fixed

[keen sparrow]

Twitch being fucking stupid, wow who would’ve guessed

[gritty python]

considering they were running ads on asmon's channel without him knowing as well

who'da thunk

[keen sparrow]

I think 2025 has been the hottest year for Twitch L’s

[gritty python]

that's what happens when you make the 10000 volt ghost the face of twitch

https://tenor.com/view/10000-volt-ghost-scooby-doo-2-monsters-unleashed-museum-plug-2004-gif-15588188932886543141

[keen sparrow]

Hasan and his dog/L takes, the streamer awards being cringe af, people getting death threatted afterwards, Emiru getting forcefully glomped at a Twitch event, tectone getting tempbans for calling fat bitches fat after they say shit like ‘amurca deserved the planes’ and ‘i hope soldiers get PTSD’, i don;t think anyone at Twitch ever had testify in front of congress but there was talk of it for a bit. Hundreds of big streamers suddenly going on vacation once the new anti-view-botting shit rolled out

God what else

It’s been a fucking time

Meanwhile Kik is sitting in the corner drooling while counting money

[fast garden]

dont forget pestily doing the biggest scam ever on twitch

and twitch being unable to do anything about it

"unable"

[gritty python]

kick is too busy drowning in gambling sponsorships

[keen sparrow]

Lol what’d he do?

Only good thing so far has been how pissed off half the entire Vtuber community is that Burntpeanut won VTuber of the year and not AnimeThirstTrap #237

Motherfuckers really going mask off that they think you can only be a vtuber if your avatar is in the style of an eastern-cartoon

[keen sparrow]

Oh, i looked it up

Not even a scam.

They gave money to a streamer.

You reap what you sow.

‘Pay the stupid tax’ as they say

[fast garden]

i agree that its stupid tax but still

[keen sparrow]

I know they were expecting drops but

I can just imagine his stupid bald head as he pog-faces and feigns ignorance that the drops weren’t up

[stark torrent]

idk , if it was other smaller streamer , yeah , but Pestily is a millonaire and his reputation took a bigger hit than the drops

he was geniunely upset about it

i think maybe he said he will make another charity stream where he will donate the money he got from it but idk

[keen sparrow]

Because Twitch won’t let you refund subs

[fast garden]

this quest shoulda been like 80m not 100 man

fucking hell

good luck finding people from 100m yet alone hitting them with 9x39

[keen sparrow]

Lol, 100m with that is like throwing rocks

[stark torrent]

it should have been 50m or just make it 50 PMCs total and thats that

or fuck it , add it as a reward for the BTR driver questline

or make it Targets from 100m not only pmcs

[fast garden]

i think the gun should be exclusive

so like

fine

im just so unlucky

[gritty python]

50 targets from 100m sounds like the best middleground for that

still an ass grind but it's basically doing the last test drive with the velociraptor agaib

[hallow stream]

How Im looking from machine gun room (gz) at the squad of USEC, 1 tapping 1 of them, then they all turn around and light my general direction the fuck up and I get head eyesed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

Actually felt like I was in ww3

[fast garden]

2 in this woods raid hell yeah

[short cove]

gold interaction

[gritty python]

LMAO

if you would like the context of the player name i gotchu

[hard heart]

Is it me or the servers are shitting themselves again?

Infinite loading times

[gritty python]

post raid loading is taking way longer than normal

legit quicker to alt+f4 sometimes

[hard heart]

Its about to spark up a hatred that will carry through generations

[thick jetty]

[fast garden]

7/20

DVL guy on woods mountain

so far every kill has been on woods i think

actually 2 on customs

[thick jetty]

[fast garden]

first kill was woods car up the road to the rocks

second kill was looking at the same rocks from the rocks behind old sawmill

kill 3 was from fortress a guy crossing the railway on old gas

4 was a guy in sniper scav scaffolding from fortress

[thick jetty]

Must need hella lift to hit 100m+

Which gun you using for it?

[soft coral]

@fast garden @thick jetty

really sad america hasnt experienced the passat 2 stage

[thick jetty]

Im personally a jetta guy myself

1.9tdi still tho

Tiny tune to get some more power and torgue out of that fancy sedan golf

[soft coral]

OOOOO

THIS MAN KNOWS BALL

[fast garden]

i have a ton of vss and val

rn using val

[thick jetty]

I would love a mk2 jetta but you know how time treats old cars and metal
So stuck with mk5. But it has bodykit, tune, and custom paint with white polyurethane bedliner

[thick jetty]

[thick jetty]

Seen that right side passat being so clapped out that i still dont know how it drove

[fast garden]

8/20

woulda been 9 but a guys ratnik bounced a pab-9

num 8 was an untard blasting m4 at junction

[gritty python]

you can do it soldier

i beelieve

[brittle sinew]

Radovanhloska the best car ig account

[fast garden]

9/20 rip timmy at junction again

[gritty python]

[fast garden]

actual liveleak video

[fast garden]

another helm ricochet man

wtf

[gritty python]

[thick jetty]

Damn it really loses pen over distance

[fast garden]

no its straight ricochets

bad luck

there are 280 propital in my stash

[keen sparrow]

As opposed to ghey ricochets

[hearty oar]

time to suffer with untar in winter 🙁

[thick jetty]

Ah. Shall for good luck

[compact knoll]

Chernobyl 52 on russian eft, is something broken again

[compact knoll]

This game is fucked

[fast garden]

yup

tldr basically

it seems those two quests, maybe more, i got the actual quest rewards, the xp, the items etc, but not the trader unlocks

[compact knoll]

Ive read it yeah

[fast garden]

leave me alone freaks

huge tho

[thick jetty]

I mean you're better off asking if something is working rather than if something is broken

[fast garden]

sthurman had taiga

[thick jetty]

Are we at 10 yet?

[fast garden]

i murdered a guy who looted sthurman and didnt notice he had taiga

114 m

we are in fact at 10

[thick jetty]

[random kiln]

The new PVE AI is absolutely scary now, like Big Pipe or other ai with a GL will actually use it

And Delete you from existance

[random kiln]

Yea thats if u get them to come to u lol

Like I can take on the goons but ever since they enabled the ability for the goons to use their full kit, big pipe's been smoking me

[pseudo storm]

(This was from December 2024)

[hearty oar]

Goon sometime they snipe you with grenade launcher when you even far way... Sometime they get stupid get closer to you and blind when you sit in a bush next to them loke 5 meter

[random kiln]

Oh yea-

Smooth

The ai can now dropshot you, they will use their grenades and very quickly use their Grenade launchers against you

The biggest threat now

Is big pipe

xD

Before it was birdeye

[hearty oar]

There was one time goon shooting me and suddenly they say "hold your fire." i thought it was special interact or something so i pop out and check... I was wrong

[keen sparrow]

my dumbass thought that this wasa going to be an EFT stim tierlist video

Then i scrolled down

[hearty oar]

-spawn in wood cabin near outskirt
-hide in a nice bush near cultist sign.
-spot stuhnman far away.
-accidently snipe him with warmadoon on his head.
-turn back and kill a m700 rat behind.
-forget where the fck is stuhnman body to camp kill

[thick jetty]

[hearty oar]

and now PMC around just shooting themself and even one team just pop green flare after i kill shtunman

who said wearing untar in winter can't rat

[thick jetty]

you disturbed the ants nest

[hearty oar]

they shooting blindly because of the mist
but the guy shot flare after i kill shtunman is sus

[thick jetty]

"aw he dead with my super sus vision, imma dip out"

Guy saw shitman just vanish from esp and was like "cool"

[hearty oar]

after all, china server have hack but not too bad since they know when to kill and when not kill

sometime met an idiot who throw a smoke grenade at my head before throw an impact on same spot on my head. he got banned after 2 day later

[thick jetty]

China cheaters are smart. Maybe even scary smart at times

[hearty oar]

he kill us because we still his goons

[thick jetty]

[hearty oar]

depend. mostly chinese player go grind the hacked account to show off stash and increase the value of the account so they can sale to other people want to play without grind

and then they got banned -> get scammed

[thick jetty]

I remember when voip came out and we were playing woods. All of the sudden you hear car noises and see some just speedhack away

[hearty oar]

chinese player hardly speak english because if they good at english, they are focus on sturdy not playing game

[thick jetty]

The good old hack boost accounts

[hearty oar]

best way to farm money

[thick jetty]

You gotta have a side hussle to pay them cheats

[hearty oar]

damm i found the body

[thick jetty]

I dont think tarkov is any different to i dunno counter strike when it comes to cheating. Just gotta cheat smart and youll get far

[hearty oar]

i am fine with people cheat as long as they dont affect other people. like loot item quest, go here, go there, not killing other, do profit so they can build gun to shot normally,... if they cheat like that, i am okay with it

gotcha bitch

i got the winner of the ant nest in sawmill he is fat

[thick jetty]

[hearty oar]

they won't mad when see profile of untar guy ratting like 35 minutes

but damm 2 pmc with nice little loot

[compact knoll]

@fast garden you still up bbg?

[fast garden]

playing sum else with friends atm

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5QPpaBK8CYI?si=V2cDIBcWziJQGzuy

[stark torrent]

Yeah this retard ruined the flea by himself all.ammo boxes are scams.now with 1 bullet

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5QglpeGOlYU?si=qDazS3wg8goP6FCF

[compact knoll]

God fucking bless

[fast garden]

well

there goes that

[glacial haven]

even in tarkov, the devs give you their pinky and people will take the entire arm

only way to actually buy good ammo and now it's completely useless lmao

[pseudo storm]

Im hoping we get the UN forces they teased in the video in the near future

Its fun to shoot at peacekeepers!

[stark torrent]

Same we cant even talk to Peacekeeper

[pseudo storm]

Yeah its absurd

[stark torrent]

Are they really trying to get a Polish VA to talk english

Cause PK is polish and speaks english in Tarkov to the Player

[pseudo storm]

I mean thats dedication if they do that, they just gotta make sure its good and not mid

[glacial haven]

If they would really care that much about immersion, the 3d models of the traders wouldn't look the way they do now

But out of all of them, they did Therapist the dirtiest

[soft coral]

@glacial haven @stark torrent

Morning you fiends

[glacial haven]

morning

[stark torrent]

Sup

[soft coral]

go living room
sun is rising

nearly go blind

[pseudo storm]

We all need the sun

[soft coral]

no I don't

speak for yourself

plant

[pseudo storm]

Then your heat nutrients are fake!

[compact knoll]

it feels like the only added characters that you need for the story

and just ignored those that you dont need

but then saw that they only have 3 characters and decided to add the rest

@fast garden you still up bbg?

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409748408003989565/1448351895671410849/thomas_scream.mov?ex=693cec91&is=693b9b11&hm=1f3d517bbf037aa9290db9b54a6c6517be9d90d4d6ab6faa468093846d3a2017&

im going to bed

[compact knoll]

wet dreams

sleep well

[glacial haven]

[random kiln]

Killa just let me shoot his legs 4 times, laughed and walked away

I was too scared to push cause i had no idea where the bro went and i tried to contact nade him both failed so i was out of boom

ALL I HAD WAS A MPX

with PST

so i left

Got him this time

He didnt have the cool earbuds this time..

[low iris]

dude i just had

the wackiest ever encounter in arena

[soft coral]

new rookie person in tarkov channel

[random kiln]

Who?

I'll have you knw-

Jk i still suck

only 900 hours in

blank RFID card?

[hard heart]

Its for story

keep it

[ancient marsh]

what slur did they say

[ancient marsh]

very rare and very useless outside of a story mission

[low iris]

i think i got a clip of it

one second

[winged mica]

@low iris so a friend ran into a friend who is having trouble with alcohol

he said

man, alcohol is what you need to escape from, Tarkov

[low iris]

vid is too big for discord one sec

im gonna upload it to medal or something

[random kiln]

I found one on a scav

Sad cause killa didnt have the earplugs..

[low iris]

@ancient marsh https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/lGT0IjjRh_i8s6a3q?invite=cr-MSxrRzksNDk0NTgxNzQ0&v=26

it got so much crazier

[glacial haven]

Instead of using already existing lab cards, they could've just used the blank one to create any card with the requirements you need for upgrading the existing one

[low iris]

but like i didnt clip that part sadly

[glacial haven]

Like in the crafts at Intelligence Center

Then that item wouldn't be so useless outside of the story quest

[random kiln]

Sorry but low quality loot in your rare pve loot rooms

Thats the price of playing pve

[ancient marsh]

NA people are waaaayyy too talkative

they need the eastern europe despair and stoicism

so they would just stfu and play

[little flame]

gm

[low iris]

all of this because of a single tk btw

[compact knoll]

would be cool to see black division

on normal maps

[little flame]

truege

[low iris]

they started hurling slurs and whatnot but couldnt clip that

[little flame]

😭

[ancient marsh]

i had a guy that tk'ed me like twice and i would get my brother and myself to each tk him 3 times in a rrow

[low iris]

i was top fragging with a glock 18c btw thats how bad they were mann

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

that apparently happened but only due to a bug

anything cool in tarkov is usually a bug

[little flame]

lmao

[ancient marsh]

this arena shit aint no joke

https://tenor.com/view/evil-king-von-king-von-king-von-piracy-king-von-anti-piracy-gif-11039484168229059057

[little flame]

ok bro

my grenade landed

literally

right on his feet

and he tanks it

hello????????

i cant with this game

[random kiln]

Arena?

Or a npc

[little flame]

i was on a pscav

random pc

pmc*

[ancient marsh]

arena doesnt have grrenades

[low iris]

it does but they only spawn in a handful of spots you have to run to

[ancient marsh]

no

[little flame]

i swear there were nade boxes

[low iris]

blast gang and teamfight

[little flame]

in some gamemode

exactly

[ancient marsh]

blastgang

[random kiln]

Have you been grenade launchered by a pmc yet

[little flame]

who plays blastgang

tbf

[ancient marsh]

teamfight map that isn't chop shop

[low iris]

no nade boxes just random ass spawns on frags on the ground

[ancient marsh]

like i said

no nades in arena

[little flame]

ah right

[ancient marsh]

arena has 2 maps

chopshop for teamfight and last hero

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

bay 5 for checkpoint

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

i tried the castle one and its SO ASS

[little flame]

lol

garbage tho

fml

i should loot jackets more

my god

[compact knoll]

bro

everyone gets fucking

marked

but me

[random kiln]

I mean i found a marked for PKPM for the bunker in reserve

but i havent unlocked reserve yet

[viral egret]

hello

[glacial haven]

found a marked key but the most important thing in that inv is still the drain cleaner

🥀