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already bad enough as it is here in Bulgaria
you don't understand
It's a giant wagon wheel that you smash shit with
Indeed
I made one actually 
Pizza cutter is also pretty dope
But i love the spinning on the wheel making it stronger
Cannon is my favorite
Just revving that shit up
closest thing we have in ER is pizza cutter
yeah, giza's wheel or whatever tf its called
Ye
Bro
excuse me?
U didnt experience ds3?!?!!?!?
its similar thing that happened with gta5
you know what
No offense
we can cut half the hate here though
because that means he hasn't subjected himself to DS2
I was never big into fromsoft games
Trueeeee
noone needs to play that dogshit
I never played ds2 thankfully
Fucking jank souls
half the bosses can be beating by walking left
or luring them off the edge of a cliff
he will teleport you onto the sword he stabs you with
the hitboxes were so so bad
i have a marksman build to grind 
ok?
Time to go grab a monster
me too
Raaahhhhhhhhhhhh
It is joke men
I never played dark souls
Well i tried to play ds2 years ago but got filtered by the like second boss
you aren't missing anything

probably the guy in the boat that fills with water
i both love and hate that game
15 DALLAS OH AND A QUARTER
how i feel bout it as well, have bout 60 hours in it
I have a feeling i alr know though lol my friends loudly yelled about a lot of the character shit in the end game
it's gut wrenching
just be sure to spam greet at people in the big city to get your good boy points up
actual jihadist
he spawns with lighthouse island access
i'm so ready
Okay so iāve been right to do that
was wondering lmao
Good Arthur is best Arthur
will get saviour ending/kappa then finish that game up
Some of my favourite gaming has been lounging around with a jack and coke playing Texas hold'em in RDR2
After i thinned out the local elk polulation with a scoped lever action to fuel my gambling habit
WE HIT SO HARD
I intend to try to make some animals go extinct after i beat it the first time 
fuel
The lion simply cannot carry the checkpoint npcs
please tell me you've played Diablo 2 @soft coral
no
was never big into diablo
listen mate
you can drop 50 kills and lose because leaving spawn is too hard
48 kills 17 captures
Still could not carry these bots
story of my life
the fucking UI font is even the same, lol
i am thankful the vengeful tarkov gods havenāt been giving me win condition dailies/weeklies
just elims
Its rage induced when the other team is ass but your npcs are somehow worse
I stg some of the people on arena are playing with dualshock tilt controls
I did all of to great heights in a 4 or 5 stack and just raped teams of randoms lmfao
I had to stop playing resident eveil revelations 1 and 2 with my GF's brother because he insisted on using gyro controls
actual brainworm behaviour
i guess isk
i like hero siege
gives funny brain chemical
i never don't hate this task
same dude that stopped playing Monster Hunter because his sister and I got better at it than him
after he introduced me to it, lol
school kids outside the shop looking at me funny
wanna get chinned wā
@keen sparrow
meh
what i listen to is far far angrier
same here, was not fucking around being stuck on āhehe win 3 out of 6 rounds with babyās first controller on your teamā
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'an american doesn't like american music'

These guys have a 10 minute long song about us nuking them, lol
YOU DENY YOUR PANCREAS ITS PURPOSE
@keen sparrow @little flame bought a white monster
I miss when i had a whole case of the shit
The ea for abi s4 is out
They will push 3 new weapons, two chinesium ones and the amb 17 which shoots 9x39
RAHH
AMB 17 really should be in Tarkov
it's stupid weird that it's not already
and that is someone that is not a 9x39 or commbloc fan saying that
nyet we must have more ak varient
en-shit-ification
atleast my childhood game Old School Runescape is safe ri
new fav reaction image dropped, this is the face 50 cent made when asked how his documentary would make diddy feel
iām not hating hard enough man
that guy has me beat
this was in a recent interview on ABC news, which apparently is one of the few news stations that are allowed to be shown on prison TV, so Diddy would see it
Yes I know 
They also almost released it on amazon prime instead of netflix because they didnāt know what he could get to
50 got sent a funeral bouquet earlier this week from diddyās team 
diddy's team

NIKITA NIKITA, ONE MORE AK PLEASE!
enter the gungeon called, they want their final chamber where The Gun That Kills The Past is
so?

god forbid someone enjoy something
ur in the tarkov channel
u arent allowed to have fun
sorry bro
only suffering and mental degradation

why all that gear but dog poopie gun
You keep that gun's name out of your whore mouth.
with a shit build even 
rbf is poopie butthole ass butt
I'm that good
ergo too loww
Hit your shots, shitter.
heavy, ergo too low
They hated him because he spoke the truth
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can u help me win a checkpoint rq
for the 2 in a row
i beg
pls speed
i won 1
just need another
no sorry i'm busy
np
doing uni stuff
how is that even a question
@ancient marsh what fov u play
whatever is highest on eft at 4:3 1080p
i think highest is 75 or whatever?
it's vertical fov
Every wipe tigz forehead gets bigger and bigger
what playing tarkov for a job does to a mf

your mother: "I'm uni stuff"

the sound her ass was making
sheesh
PoE?
š
i dunno what those r yet but damn
its hero siege
what game is this
?
ive seen you post it for a while
maybe i should get it
looks interesting
Code?
bitcoin in old house key
W
blue folder too
i died
how
i literally shot this guy
15 times
with m80
or m62
prestige 3
ok bro
kys
like genuinely just fucking hang urself
i had my fucking loot lord...
it wouldve been a fucking insomnia kill i cant dude
the rfb is so fucking bad
atleast i got 1 insomnia kill that raid
idk
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WHEN SNOW
BRO
PRESS THE SWITCH
ITS 11TH NOW?
DUDE
genuinely fucking kys nikita
wtf is he doing
im actually so fucking mad
also the reason yall have been seeing like 700h ppl with snowball is because it's bugged
u get to 12/13 and die and it never resets
love when pmcs just kill me close to coop extract
i gave this man so long to react
i didnt even shoot him back
what a loser
i said wanna coop so many times and ill drop my shit
pain
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was literally talking about this earlier with some randoms in the tarkov discord
about this bug i mean lmfao
bag of holding ass bug
ah sick lol
dumbest retard in eft award goes to this guy
bro wants to hit sanitars room


?????
why does your thermometer go to 2 million degrees
what fucking thermometer
ok bro
oh these
like ur mom does
nty
@compact knoll @fast garden @stark torrent any of u on
i gotta go interchange 
AKs with the 40 rounders go hard
The bosses have been having almost exclusively flesh ammo, when I run into them
Especially their guards
30 hitcounts
2 players
ok bro
@stark torrent wanna play?
pls
got one chumming atleast
this guy looks like a character from the revenant
it depends on what kind of ending you want
true
i think if you give it to prapor thats the "fastest" aka tigz ending
oh kill myself
i think iedy posted a reddit post about the choice roadmap
no thats not how that works
you keep it and give to mr meow for the "best" ending i think
give to prapor or not is kinda just "do you want to have to grind cofdm for lightkeeper early or not"
iirc 1% spawn chance for the key and theres 2 spawns there
yeah
2% chance
can't put it in secure
if you use it and forgot a camera - you're fucked and have to find a second one
it should be like a 10% chance at least honestly
loot isnt good inside eitherr
it used to be, when it was added
loot is either insane or worthless right now
you could get like 4 marked keys
yup
2% of spawn 75% change kollontay is camping it 
loot was fucking
crazy
when it came out
i remember watching a vid on it
a clip*
might just have to do ts on woods
maybe reserve? or outside inter?
when you get 1 shot miss and they just run off into the woods
or fourth task anyway
OEFT7THBDAY code
ye
whats the 2nd task
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what map?
was asking what map 2nd lk task is
is big brain time
what is this ai slop bro
I don't know.
Cultist sex glitch
nice fog bro
that guy fucking vanished
i was trying to get a 100m kill on him
but i unironically needa rangefinder

š zah
zah is pizza... [i dont know] [how to] make this twenty [letters] long... its just pizza
man [im going to] [shralb] some [serious] zah
@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll
they reduced monstrum price by 50%
interesting
yooooo
this is my go to for the fuckin marlin
ggs
rare bsg random w
where snow man
can someoen stroke nikita a bit so it can snow
insane
goated optic
id run it more but dlss bug means im stuck to 1x and tac30
smooth motion?
it works pretty good honestly
@stark torrent thoughts on smooth motion?
buggy
especially in stash
i have crazy ghosting its annoying
inventory i mean even in raid
when u drag items and shit
also ghosting when scoping through windows
"why my windows shattering across the globe"
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lord if u hear me
let that pilgrim be fir
STRELETS
go over to island
another guy comes over and gets slimed by zryachiy
another guy comes over naked with a shotgun
coulda sworn that guy was willerz
sounded exactly like him
then a pscav dies in the mines
lmao
@fast garden does transit bug still work
my buddy said it didnt yesterday
because he got sent to lighthouse
pls answer
im boutta transit rn
i need a yes or no
yolo i guess
alr ye it does still work thought so
yes it still fuckin works man you ask this every week
so unironically
you should get this craft after lend lease pt2
instead of after missing informant
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ran out of shotgun ammo š
had to improvise
this might be the worst tarkov player ive ever seen
ah its cryon
ignore xqc in the background
kekl
bro my
clip
wont play
is it bugged
nvm now it works
i dropped my shotgun ammo*
not ran out
lmaooo
@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden
The Eagle Eye Military Helmet
we got tarkov cheats irl before gta 6
Can't believe buddy let me run him down like that with a half durability ak105
oooh ultrawide
used to be uw user myself

ive been unable to return to anything since using it as my main monitor
cuz i have it set up as the 34 inch ultrawide on bottom, two 27 inch omens mounted on the wall above it
i mean i went from 34" 1440p uw to 42" 4k so it wasnt hard, cause the screen got bigger
i used to to have 2 34" uw side by side now i have the other one as vertical second monitor
i mean its pretty much got taller by 50% 
hows performance?

i get 130+ every map but streets
and i even tried 1080p, same fucking fps
i havent even paid attention
i probably should check it sometime. i bet his fat ass has enough polys to remove few frames
also love that all of their ai commands them to go to the turret of doom and despair that if you try and loot them it bugs you
i had that happen last night
had to alt+f4 to be able to shoot
now i dont touch guys that i've shot in the turret
lovely 6 min wait for LH to walk one stam bar and get m61 to the head

@fast garden do i need figurines for anything else than the one fence guest?
since pve doesnt have prestige
fence?
no literally only use besides makin a funko pop collection in the hideout
off to the therapist they go then
some tradeups in cultist circle for killa helmet/tagilla helmet for the first time you do it
if you needed that fir for the queest
respective figure giving respective helm
i just need the pointy head figurine for bloody key cause spawn's are ass
but rn i think imma go do another labs run so i start to remember where shit is
only spawns on labyrinth and its rare as fuck
i know, ran few labyrinth few nights ago with no luck. hecking spooky place
i think since 1.0 they just cucked all spawn spots 
so is the gps thingie a random loose loot spawn in labs?
for int3
gpsa
yeah itās loose loot
spawns in red/violet for me most frequently
also in cat
i was gonna mostly run that and orange for loot.
unironically all from one run to LK island
being able to sell ammo boxes is nuts
zero btc involved in this
and i keep tons of ammo for myself



What map you doing?
Lmfao
the fk u laughing at
You
He called it PoE
Bro fuck that game though
Fuckin, FF10 lookin ass skill trees
POE or Hero siege?
no
Yeah, not missing much
Itās aids
i like playing archers in video games so
Thereās plugins to filter just how much shit drops on the ground
they have an archer but I'll stick to hero siege
Because 0.01% of the loot is actually useful
yes a loot filter Hero Siege has that too
Oh PoE has a loot filter too
because any type of loot can drop as any character
Itās just not enough for some people. Lol
i think its cuz in rare instances the in game one can skip over an item you may need
we have it easy in Hero siege
unless an item is white , red or pale-ish green you dont want it

white is common but they're needed for runeword items
Thing about PoE is, even a common can be good, if it has the right slots and they connect
Buuuut, most people just RNG craft their items
I wish there was an alternative in Hero Siege to just mindlessly afk grinding for an item that has 0.005% chance to drop
Problem is, the catalyst for rolling items over and over again until theyāre good, is also the gameās currency 
let me craft the item i need
but make the recipe hard
so u dont mass craft items
but it wont happen due to the fact that in hell 5 difficulty with the right buffs grinding heroics is decently ez
or inferno difficutly
If i had disposable income rn iād just buy you diable 2 resurrected
diable
It;s a crime youāre into old-head shit like tom and jerry, but have never tried diablo 2
I might get hero seige just to see how similar it is beyond the artsyle and ui elements
They also enjoy live tarkov, thatās not winning hero seige any points
I personally prefer local but had to switch to online because the grinding in local normally would enjoy hundreds of hours to make a proper build
Lemme look on steam
even with good knowledge
what I will do
next character I make
will be seasonal self found
which means no trading of any kind on local but I get a 30% buff on all the loot
meaning 30% more runes , items , gold , and w/e else
I started late in the season so i can't make money off the market but if i started earlier I'd be swimming in gold cuz people buy even the most basic ass commont items simply because theyre used in runewords which can go toe to toe with some endgame gear
and just buying every item i need is lame
yap sesh over 
Okay so
The base game is 8$
And then any one of the dozen classes is⦠10$?
What
yeah so the paid classes are kind of a remnant of the games dodgy past
in order to fund hte project way way way back in the day they made the new classes paid and had the original 10 or so free @keen sparrow but people got mad luckily next season in februrary 9 mroe classes become free
as the devs learner their lesson and are making them free now
Yeah, ever seen an arpg like this have paid classes. Well.. except that one time blizzard paywalled necromancer for diablo 3, but that did not go well for them
is the game worth it for short term? no , its not a game you can complete in 10 or even 100 hours
if youre ingo arpgs personally I think its good
if it was 3d it could go toe to toe with the big dogs on the market
but it has its charm
ā ļø PERSONAL OPINION DO NOT GET YOUR NIPPLES IN A TWIST ā ļø I like the game therefore i bought it and the valhala dlc and also because i originally bought it on mobile actually when it was in 1.0 @keen sparrow
bed time , we switch from big pc to small pc
i think i lost some IQ from organizing my ammo and mag cases 
sleep well ivan 
level 20 in 60 raids uh huh
gunsmith purist
I'm level 23 in 74 raids 
YESSSS
"I lost"
SIRACHA 
It gets used a lot around here
MF dont dox kids
tbh im surprised rex would be the person to not think of that
yippee 
Do you have any of the new keys for the new loot areas that have since been added to 1.0?
what area in what map? 
all i know is the interchange outside rework
Streets, in the concordia area
theres new shit at concordia?
yep
do you know the names?
as much as i play streets, i dont loot that area
Getting them now
What graphic settings?
i have these, cinema room and conc sec
what does that have to do with looting concordia
streets low texture setting perma on
dlss performance preset k
total non sequitur
4k res
fellow 4k enjoyer 
i can see everything.
what size monitor you rocking?
Im not the weird one here, bud
no working lcd's guess its inter time
Ok but why post?
Its bad enough when people post themselves
because someone got excited about sriracha, and my son and i eat our food with sriracha. it was supposed to be a cute wholesome thing, but you're getting pressed about it.

"Basic internet safety" or whatever
such goofy headwear
There aint no way
Somehow it deals 500 damage
So technically speaking 1 wellplaced shot will absolutely legged someone
I haven't tried it to see how the spread is
+20 recoil is insane work
i'm a tad skeptical that the APERS isn't just a better alternative
ewww they're kissing
nikita hit the delete servers button instead of the turn snow on button ig
they just all blipped for a few moments
It won't
Its like 60% damage to legs after they are blacked
Damn
i mean, only one way to find out
lookin in there like 'wtf is this shit'
it looks like i loaded my mags with prilosec
yeah no, these dudes are taking 3 shots to the legs
I've already completely maxed mastery with the AK50 though, lol
and of course this goober took like 3 shots to the chest
damage falloff nukes that round
Dude absolutely get so concussed and died
Joke round everyone wanted kinda delivers if you want to use the AK50 as a really expensive shotgun
every 10 rounds costs 8GP coins, lol
fucking cultists 
OSRS main, lmfao
?

so true
@wintry ridge hola 
wtf
I wonder if you can get the achievement
Because technically
I think you only need the disk
and the paper from woods
Maybe not then
in the church
prob cant get it
it was a shit event anyway
basically a fetch quest with AI generated images
and an AI generated poster
classic
event was nikita larping as a game dev
frown

How many kills you got total
doing p good so far, 4
you want the val mod 4 that bad?
i mean i guess youre in luck on one thing:
the slower the buller, the less pen and dmg loss over distance
its this or bolt actions man
wdym
i dont have very many tasks left

hey man if you get kappa you can sell your account for 450$
or more
?
spt issue
I thought we were done with this bug a month ago, guess not
oh i'm well aware it's SPT, lol
It's hard to defend SPT when it does shit like this
was gonna say "congrats" but then i saw "pve"

yeah cause they behave so much differently
he wasnt third partied fighting the cultists
Totally the same ig

you dont even get third partied, speedy timmy goes and yoinks the polikhim card and fucks off
?
Whatever you say lil pve bro

so is it harder to do on pvp or not? 
make ur mind up damn
Did i fuck up giving prapor the armoured case ?
Mr catboy is angry at me
Man fuck this furry
the pvp cultist experience is killin one cultist then 12x tracer to head fromABS-King-223
you already said the dumb thing, just don't continue to engage
Sorry for fighting the health resort cultists my bad gangsta
if you even can get to them before they are wiped away 
fighting cultists is one of the scariest things you can do in the game
and 20 seconds later silent nade
it's not a silent nade
it's like the jfk meme
"whta if his head just did that"
lmfao
what if your pmc just did that
Retard on reddit really believing the Death Shadow Mask is a shield that should have deflected bullets to his face

not the pmc's. the ai's, cultists,bosses etc
Does anyone have the pic of the story choices
pins
gotta get lightkeeper
Kms
Headshot 223
tarkov sesh postponed
gotta clean the monitor and keyboard after that one
YEP it's all over the screen
always with the racism
Tarkov vc is for white setups only
cryon uses a vpn that goes to USA
average airsoft larp brain
thanks fence
i still want to see if going into the room means i can skip btc
imma go sleep but we should try that tmr artyom
@stark torrent how iedy got a job
dount it, ping me when youre up tho
Huge morning for the unemployed
Go bed 8:30,say gm and gn to ivan
Sleep. Go work 4 nights for big mulah 
@compact knoll gmmmmm
gmm huesos
all im saying is
hoes might leave me
but i always know my boys got my back
gm iedy
mornin ivan
Га Š¼Ń еба Š¼Š°Š¹ŠŗŠ°Ńа Šø ŃŠ»ŃŠ½ŃŠµ как ŠæŠµŃŠµŠµ
playing checkpoint is the biggest waste of time
when you have literal retards as teammates
NOT ABLE TO CAP A ENITRE GAME? WHY YES I WILL KEEP RUNNING THERE INSTEAD OF GOING TO B OR C
I DONTEVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE
NEXT TIME I GET A WEEKLY FOR CHECKPOINT IM JUST CHANGING IT
bro stfu

i remember some guy said you can solo win on checkpoint

Gm guys
As long as you have at least 1 non retarded teammate
other team was way better skill wize but they didnt play obj lol
prolly elim farming for dailies
The lion cannot carry the npcs
The lion can sometimes prevail with an afk npc teammate
afk npc team?
dawg youre team has 27 caps
you still have a good team
i know the top 3 are me and my mates

there's always a bigger fish
Trump Tarrifs had devastating effects on the Norvinsk economy
Think i just met a tarkov reddit mod at mcdonalds
Was in the drive through and this guy had the incel accent holy fk broš it was so bad
I actually had to speedsmirk holding my laughter
Bro did not dissapoint though
These fries are bussin
Gave my bird one that was poorly salted he likes it too
Not even joking its like the first time in a year they put salt on their fries

what kinda dogshit mcdonalds do you guys have in sweden
Bro its so bad
It used to be top tier like 2 years ago then literally one day they just started cheaping out on shit
They be like
Salt is expensive bro we cant afford it
Nah but fr idek
They get hella customers
Its a good location











