💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

for setup

hehee boy

[short cove]

9x39 RAHH

wait no

300blk

[little flame]

cbj in a mag

i love life

[short cove]

BUT A HUNID 9x39 IN THE STASh

[short cove]

bros decked out

[ancient marsh]

2 deaths 2 hackers

even on arena lost to a hacker

[short cove]

spt could neva

[ancient marsh]

i keep dying to these absolute generational talents

that have 900 hours lightkeeper acheivement first wipe

and completely impregnate me on night customs with no nvgs

prefiring me every angle

[little flame]

sherpa btw

okay bro

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

okay nvm

idek

[stark torrent]

this is Civ Div

from OEFT im sure

crazy lol

[little flame]

lmao

yo wtf

is this artyom

artyom hit me up with some free stash space pls i need this

https://tenor.com/view/mus8029-ishowspeed-gif-950762385287749598

[ancient marsh]

if i was that guy and saw this i would reset your account to standard

[little flame]

why would i msg him that

icant bruh

wow tracksuit at dorms

hes beyond garbage

i forgot to fucking reload before peeking

i wouldve destroyed him

i cant

i hate mylife

hahjrharhrahsr

oh i killed his teammate

fuck yeah

oh shit

outside counts too

lets fucking go

4 more setup kills

got 3 in 2 raids

not bad

[wintry ridge]

Yeah

It's a decent radius around both buildings

I thiiiink v exit is in that radius still

So you can be a rat bastard and impact people that take it

[little flame]

i cant play with newbies bro

they overcomm so fucking badly

i cant fucking hear shit

idfc if u need ur car batts

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[little flame]

bro i gotta stop playing with randoms from the tarkov discord

its so cancer

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

i have that tattooed on my chest

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

T-Shirt made by Hugo Boss

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[ancient marsh]

i havent been able to leave a raid normally today once

this game is coded entirely by indians

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/38qvRdD9KKg?si=4jxhJ8XgwX3Ob39J

[compact knoll]

I didn't know you were an electrician

[soft coral]

I SAID GG FIVE TIMES 🗣️

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lFQDLklWXvsRU-H2j?invite=cr-MSwzUnIsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

fuck yeah

setup and shooterborn

bro was

got my johnB's

lets fucking goo bro

3 quests done that raid

fuck break the deal

ez pz

[soft coral]

bought monsoon from some mf on online @little flame

[little flame]

bro got it

[soft coral]

[little flame]

goddamn

ggs

[soft coral]

i bought it

[little flame]

ye

[soft coral]

i'll grind for it later on online

[little flame]

no shit

u wouldnt get that drop

[soft coral]

offline*

I can

but I need to spec more into magic find

and grind dungeons in act 5

[little flame]

magic find cuck

ew

[little flame]

what poe used to be

[soft coral]

59k dmg ggs

and my items aren't even finished I'mstill using the magic ones

THIS IS WHAT I COULDVE HAD ON LOCAL!?

mATEEEEEEEEEE

[wintry ridge]

Nah man

Poe2 is uhhmm

Tactical and slowed down now!

[soft coral]

hi frota

[wintry ridge]

Still has flicker spamming monks n shit but now 80% of builds are dogshit

[wintry ridge]

Hi buddy

[little flame]

i mean poe1 bruh

poe 1 was too magic find cucked

so they removed it

[soft coral]

since when am i buddy?

[little flame]

right

ur bulgarian

[wintry ridge]

2 had magic find spam for a bit but then the meta is like uhh

Getting ur map sigils to have it instead

[little flame]

played 2 on release put in 100 hours got bored

[wintry ridge]

Then they cucked that

[little flame]

not playing 2 again

boomer game

[wintry ridge]

This is still crazy to me tbh

[soft coral]

yes mate you did the joke for 300th time now

its old

wrap it up

[little flame]

stfu

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral hii

[soft coral]

hello.

[wintry ridge]

Why

[winged mica]

@wintry ridge oompfie

[little flame]

HOLY GIGACHAD SCAV ARMY @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll

[wintry ridge]

Hi short friend

[little flame]

[winged mica]

Im not short

[little flame]

sounds like what a short person would say

[soft coral]

?

[wintry ridge]

Why aren't you on hero siege

[little flame]

genuinely this is so fucking funny

[wintry ridge]

Ai scavs or what

[little flame]

yeah

LMAO

[wintry ridge]

Lmfao

[little flame]

so fucking many

[wintry ridge]

I had that happen and dropshotted some pmc that started shotgunning em

Save my boys

[little flame]

HAHAHAH

kill that mf

[soft coral]

i am

[little flame]

wtf did u do

[fast garden]

pscav came and killed zryachiy

[little flame]

LMAO

eeeeeeeeez

[wintry ridge]

Got DRD armor on with t-7 goggles

Call that the predator vision

[little flame]

😭

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

fucking cockroaches man

how the fuck

[little flame]

iedy u should do it too

on pmc

u get insta access to lightkeeper

• 40 bitcoins

[wintry ridge]

I thought they changed it so mines would insta kill you even if you took the right path

[fast garden]

mines are just hard idk

they take practice

[gritty python]

mines def don’t insta, cheese still works

[fast garden]

stats arent every tell for a cheater

[gritty python]

spawns seem less bugged though for zyr

[fast garden]

still as bugged as it was

[gritty python]

idk i seen people not having them sit right at the gate anymore

[fast garden]

it doesnt happen often

ergo

as bugged as it was

[gritty python]

[thick jetty]

i think something broke

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lFRMTgqFD5ppEBsxx?invite=cr-MSxMaWMsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lFRC9UFNaaebK2gwU?invite=cr-MSxiZFEsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

hehe

setup done

clean

took 4 or 5 raids

idk

actually quite enjoyable this time

pog

[keen sparrow]

What a fucking retard

maybe don’t base your entire youtube career on a game mod that shouldn’t technically exist

[wintry ridge]

i keep whiffing headshots with my bolties

i blame the tac30

[ancient marsh]

just use the lever action

[wintry ridge]

honestly i might just switch to ironsights

scopes fuck up my aim for some reason

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-morgan-dexter-flashlight-gif-10593574466888155064

[wintry ridge]

xalrider stfu

yapping mf, youre on pve

[thick jetty]

@wintry ridge

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lFSax50lYUaZD1PGK?invite=cr-MSw4Y0osMTc3NTg0MTk3

sure man

sure

[wintry ridge]

you will be removed

[thick jetty]

what did i do

[wintry ridge]

i hate shotguns i hate shotguns i hate-

[little flame]

broooooooooooooooo i hate my life

[wintry ridge]

honestly kinda wild how setup is about pretending to be a scav but like

i cant use a ppsh

or toz

[little flame]

im already done with setup

[wintry ridge]

or vpo

like cmon man

[little flame]

just wanted to see how long my kit would go for

cba to swap

would just delete it anyway

[wintry ridge]

lucky

[little flame]

man wdym luck

i shat on all these guys

[wintry ridge]

i keep getting shredded instantly to the head every time i swing and start shredding their legs with magnum

i got like 2 shots off and then its head nape time

[thick jetty]

spawn already

[wintry ridge]

REAL

[thick jetty]

im so madge that i might make some pizza soon

[wintry ridge]

dont be a xalrider

only eat like a 1/4th of it

[thick jetty]

[little flame]

prestige 2 btw

this is just sad

i made him ragequit

i think this was the guy i killed earlier

idk

hmmmmmmmmmmmmge

alright almost got a level today not too bad

[soft coral]

@little flame

someone bought my dice

we got paid

SALARY CAME

we can afford strawberries

[little flame]

baller

[soft coral]

truly

[soft coral]

the goodest boy

[little flame]

brotha ew

[short cove]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

[gritty python]

bullet drop: the quest

[native crypt]

whats your issue with starvox? i dont know anything about him but he doesn't seem like a bad guy

[compact knoll]

You're gonna be that guy with the vss on that lighthouse road spawn

Trying hard to hit any shots

[native crypt]

there should be a 9x39 tracer bullet so i can see just how bad and fast it drops

[fast garden]

me and artyom entirely ignoring a guy sniping with 9x39

[ancient marsh]

it's like someone throwing pebbles at the UK Queen's palace guards

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/BwSts2s4ba4?si=00_QeQDjvr-2Eis6

[native crypt]

because he likes arc raiders?

[keen sparrow]

That’s just one thing

Also realism user

Those are the worst end-users of mods

[native crypt]

i dont get the enmity but im not tapped in to any of the spt people or behind the scenes stuff

but i will say that i dont like the realism mod

[keen sparrow]

^there’s a reason this emote exists

[native crypt]

i find it tedious

[keen sparrow]

https://gyazo.com/11d48603a79f4dcda95fd8eadecc7bbf.gif

Or this gif

[native crypt]

which tarkov needs less of not more

[keen sparrow]

Told 1 realism user i wasn’t going to write a realism patch for all of my 20 gun mods

He lost his shit and spam-posted joe rogans on my modding account page

[native crypt]

it is kinda funny

[keen sparrow]

It’s so random

[native crypt]

just to watch the tard fit

[ancient marsh]

this would make me add a compound bow to the game in honor of joe rogan

[keen sparrow]

Necking reshala with a bow would be pretty fucking savage, ngl.

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[soft coral]

@little flame

HOW MUCH!?

sir we are poor we cannot afford such comodities

[gritty python]

[native crypt]

Wanted SS Captain Von Floydendorf

[gritty python]

he is an ill man :))

[fast garden]

smile

[compact knoll]

1?

@fast garden play?

[fast garden]

im playin with someone rn and doing lk shit

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

alright

[fast garden]

usually only for a little bit with this friend tho

[compact knoll]

what?

[fast garden]

the coop sessions with the person i am playing with dont usually last long

[compact knoll]

oh

thats one way to say it

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @fast garden

adding w⚓ to my vocabulary

[gritty python]

chinned the goof

[soft coral]

absolute belend

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/xme92ELWfr

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

ze kot

[compact knoll]

It is infact him

https://youtube.com/shorts/RjByFMg7vws?si=AV5n3ptf0mIIfIn_

@ancient marsh

Alive internet theory

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

[gritty python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iuhHAQBPM8

[soft coral]

@gritty python @compact knoll @fast garden

[hollow patrol]

he has such a varied repertoire of references

[soft coral]

idk why this one actually brought me to tears from laughing
@stark torrent @hollow patrol @gritty python @compact knoll @fast garden

some comment said recorded in thr depths of tartarus

[pseudo storm]

Ivan lives here

its like his second home

[soft coral]

mate im just sharing reels for your enjoyment

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/arms-crossed-ray-perry-seal-team-s5e13-cross-my-arms-gif-24596760

[short cove]

@warm radish go make it big guy 🙏

the autism creature not going to europe ong destroyed me at 12:09am

[short cove]

insert rex absoult barret sticker

[hollow patrol]

neerdd

[short cove]

how can someone be prestige 4 and kappa like

sub a month in

[compact knoll]

i am

2 quests away from kappa

no sorry 3

[real solstice]

Launch arena exp rates were Warthunder tier

[fast garden]

prestige doesnt wipe

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

Actually

Send a picture of a job application there

Itd be funny

[fast garden]

im a higher level than him

[hallow stream]

But not prestige 4 right

Right

[fast garden]

no

too lazy to get more than one

[hallow stream]

Then you aren't

[fast garden]

again

prestige doesnt wipe

[hallow stream]

Send that job application soldier

[short cove]

you dont have a job do you?

[compact knoll]

no

died to a guy playing runescape

gg

[gritty python]

[thick jetty]

[hallow stream]

Time for retirement

[short cove]

bro is paying for the whole round so he is getting the entire verlocity

[wintry ridge]

[short cove]

be me

play game:
check clock: 12:09 am
play game:
check clock: 1:57am

[wintry ridge]

just set alarms, stupid idiot woman

[viral egret]

it's a guy

iirc

or I'm tweaking tf out

[fast garden]

💀

[wintry ridge]

idk, i just call people what they wanna be called because it's minimum effort

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

i dont call artem a girl

[compact knoll]

[short cove]

just go by whats in the profile if its there

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

[wintry ridge]

hi wretched beast @fast garden

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

I remember i used to have ona/hole as my 'pronouns' until multiple servers told me to remove it

[fast garden]

think of the kids man

[keen sparrow]

it's funny you should say that. some of the moderators in that discord thought of kids too much.

[fast garden]

why did i know that was what you were going to say

lmao

[keen sparrow]

Because we're talking about discord moderation, lol

I hate that SPT discord doesn't allow 18+ content

double-edged sword, i know, because you know if they did it'd be nothing but furry porn

but like, it's a discord for a game full of severed hands, severed pig heads, room 304 at pinewood

why should we be policing our own speech just because little timmy's parents aren't supervising where he goes on the internet

anyways, whatever. as usual, nikita interviews are dry boring bullshit

[hollow patrol]

just ban the dumbass kid

but nooo

[keen sparrow]

there was one

that kept begging someone claiming to be an adult woman for nudes, his ass got super banned.

both of them did

[hollow patrol]

cinema

[native crypt]

its because the porn addicts and paraphiliacs cant contain themselves otherwise

[keen sparrow]

FN SCAR discontinued?

oh well, everyone's left thumb has been saved.

[native crypt]

long live the armalite!

[short cove]

i think there are kinda plenty underground nsfw mods

[native crypt]

and everyones optics

[short cove]

like what will they do?

[keen sparrow]

there's 1

trust me. there is literally only 1

[short cove]

i wanted to say "that you know of" but i think youd knew

[native crypt]

unlimited lightkeeper sex glitch (real)

[keen sparrow]

there's lol, 1. it's a collectible card pack that has nakey anime girls.

I guess my glock might've counted because it made loud moaning sounds but

it's forever gone

[compact knoll]

im pretty sure you cant swear in rus OEFT discor

unless they changed it

[keen sparrow]

considering the game they play, that's fucking insane

[compact knoll]

@fast garden you still doing the little saint nikita quests

[fast garden]

what

[compact knoll]

you still doing LH quests?

[fast garden]

yeah

[compact knoll]

or light keeper

or wahtever the fuck you were doing

[fast garden]

unfortunately

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

people caming in theater killed me placing a marker

gg

fucking move from your spawns you inbred retards

and its always a lucky headshot through something

[compact knoll]

it wont help you lil bro

[wintry ridge]

kabans gonna touch you with that AGL vro

[fast garden]

im not stupid enough to die to that

dying to kaban mounted gun is genuinely a knowledge issue

[wintry ridge]

ngl i think

since they added his named guards

[compact knoll]

its so weird that the kpvt guards can shoot you thru the wall

[wintry ridge]

i havent died once to his guys other than the shit artem just said

[compact knoll]

i never died to it but it scares the shit out of me every time

[wintry ridge]

walking next to a shipping crate and getting my intestines removed by 3 14.5mm rounds

the damage dropoff from them uhh

going thru the wall

is enough to make it not insta kill

[fast garden]

completely new bug happened to me

gg

[compact knoll]

what is it

[fast garden]

it got worse

fuck me

i fucking wipe reshala and a gooped two man in dorms

then every time i touch a body its reshalas corpse with every rig of every other body ive touched

couldnt loot those guys shit

and then it follows me intos tash

wtf

[glacial haven]

https://x.com/kvlrtv/status/1998100950440165621

KvlrTV (@kvlrTV)

First Quest.....

X · Dec 8, 2025, 6:42 PM

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-disrespect-baby-assassin-baby-disrespect-goofing-off-funny-gif-22152495

[stark torrent]

yesterday i did a raid on customs with a friend , boss didnt spawn

the raid was dead

nobody anywhere, we went around all map including dorms

nothing , only two player scavs

one that looked at me in dorms, i looked at him , asked him if he wants to co-op and bro just ran away

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent damn it snowed

[stark torrent]

oh damn

[keen sparrow]

ayo, if SCAR is discontinued, does that mean the IRL Flea price will go up?

as if 3,000 USD isn't already sky high for a rifle, lol

[compact knoll]

Really glad i wore boots, fucking water everywhere

[stark torrent]

shiit how cold outside

here its 3c i am freezing

luckily no work today but i gotta go to bucharest

at least my car has heating

we blastin that bitch

[native crypt]

it might go down a little if the military dumps them on the surplus market but other than that yeah they'd probably go up considerably

[keen sparrow]

watching this retard die at the grand exchange, lmao

[compact knoll]

Well most of the snow melted so its fucking slippery everywhere

[compact knoll]

Yeah surprisingly not that bad

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

we are freezing here and bro has the best temperature ever

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Australia moment

[keen sparrow]

envy them not

their land is filled with aberrations.

[cyan garnet]

This is the only downside

I pay this mf rent now its his house

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-baby-ai-tuff-andwase-gif-8234230755591759178

fuck this

im good here

[keen sparrow]

was talkin to a friend about what it'd be like to live in Cancun mexico where it's sunny and 80 F year round

yeah, scoprions, tarantulas, and cockroaches are a regular sight inside your house.

because you live next to the fucking jungle.

[stark torrent]

Mass Shooting in Kentucky University?

[keen sparrow]

America's a PVP server, are you surprised?

[glacial haven]

lil huntsman

will look good after i burned it alive

[viral egret]

again?

[viral egret]

bucharest

good luck

[glacial haven]

hope you don't get mugged

[viral egret]

6.9 at 2pm

wild

it was like 2c this morning

[stark torrent]

Finding Bakeezy book or finding a parking space

we gonna see which is harder

[glacial haven]

how about you find a girlfriend

[stark torrent]

thats just not possible , i am not unemployed anymore

[glacial haven]

pardon?

ah you're not unemployed anymore

nvm

i thought you're not employed anymore lmao

you're going to bucharest, go to baneasa mall and you will find more than 50 women that are girlfriend material when going by looks

[stark torrent]

Romanian girls are beautiful that i agree

[glacial haven]

if you don't look like you have extreme liver damage, then you will also stand out

[stark torrent]

i have 9400 hours on tarkov , so i look worse

[viral egret]

just dont show it

[glacial haven]

Yeah you will die alone

[stark torrent]

to a cheater

[glacial haven]

Now that's what I call a double entendre

Will happen if you're single or in a relationship

[viral egret]

going by looks

but if theyre dumb as sh

[ancient marsh]

may god have mercy on your wretched soul

[glacial haven]

I mean, what's there to not like

Beautiful and stupid

[viral egret]

yeah but if she doesnt know what is happening arounf her

[compact knoll]

why??

[stark torrent]

Grandma surgery 1 month checkup

[glacial haven]

Just install a semi-complex lock on your frontdoor

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

brother is bringing class 3 armor to labs

[compact knoll]

copy

[viral egret]

hope all goes well

[glacial haven]

Zabralo only, gotta protect my dick from the crossfire

[stark torrent]

tigz taught us smth is bring no armor and a fast firing gun

thats it

CSA rig , naked with KEDR

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/why-isn't-it-possible-who-it-is-not-possible-why-it-is-impossible-why-is-it-possible-why-is-it-impossible-gif-2857074510996985395

[stark torrent]

and maybe 1 impact

[glacial haven]

That setup is still more expensive than the card

[compact knoll]

you ever do those fucked up couch naps

fall asleep

wake up 5 hours later

completely sweaty

lost

confused

[viral egret]

and still tired

[glacial haven]

discombobulated

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[glacial haven]

before i moved i had one of those couches with a pattern, you'd fall asleep and wake up with that pattern etched into your skin for the next 5 minutes

[viral egret]

rn?

bro im in class but its religion so teacher doesnt show up

nexr class is p.e.

mf makes us do all sorts of weird exercises for warmup

[glacial haven]

i prefer to not speak about p.e lmao

[compact knoll]

fell asleep in class once, and my sleeve had a pattern

and so i woke up with that pattern etched on my forehead

for like 5 minutes

[viral egret]

damn

[glacial haven]

lmao

[stark torrent]

bro is actually going at 8AM for religion class lmfao

[glacial haven]

at the wedding I was to, there was a woman that fell asleep on the hairband on her wrist, woke up and it lined up perfectly with the pimple on her forehead

i was immediately called an asshole for looking at it for a bit too long

[viral egret]

i have to man

[compact knoll]

maaaaaaan

when did we go wrong

[glacial haven]

whenever you bought tarkov

[compact knoll]

i miss when i actually went to school

before the war

shit was good

[compact knoll]

actually

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

nah a bit before that

since covid it all went down

[viral egret]

7 weeks since i put this penny in the corner

its still.here

[glacial haven]

I actually miss going to the baneasa mall, in germany we don't have a mall like that

and we don't have the beautiful women walking there

it looks like scene out of the walking dead

[compact knoll]

i miss my tomboy friend

man i gotta reconnect

[glacial haven]

broski missed his chance

[thick jetty]

@glacial haven did you get forward in the undocumented thingie?

[glacial haven]

i finished it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[compact knoll]

I have her on insta, never actually got the courage to msg her

[compact knoll]

She moved to poland before the covid

In like 17

[glacial haven]

you will miss 100% of the shots you don't take

give it a shot

maybe you will be lucky

[keen sparrow]

wtf is this

Message her right now

[compact knoll]

Huh, not what i expected from this channel

[glacial haven]

i was also told by someone that "we once were closer", good thing i am not 15 anymore, shit is like a lit up flare but i would've missed that one when i was younger

[keen sparrow]

If she stomps your shit out, we got you homie

[glacial haven]

look, i might be a dickhead but i don't mean bad by it, if i see someone not taking a shot, i will encourage that person

[gritty python]

you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take soldier

[keen sparrow]

obligatory shia lebouf just do it meme

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-gif-7623945

[keen sparrow]

my current GF who i had a kid with, have been with for 7, almost 8 years was my manager at work.

you never know if you don't try

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[keen sparrow]

It was really really fun to hide it for the first year.

was like tradecraft. she'd let me out of her car a block away from work so we wouldn't be showing up at the same exact time

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Should at least make a photo for the insta

First

[glacial haven]

Probably, yeah

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382345781565984930/1409833943108288552/attachment.gif

have gif form if u want

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

part of the reason for my schizophrenia

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/меллстрой-mellstroy-капец-gif-9237232973826417484

[glacial haven]

i can't post my testing code for it, it's not family friendly

[ancient marsh]

sir put the gasoline canister DOWN

[viral egret]

looks like super water

[ancient marsh]

sir you have 20 hours on the game

[glacial haven]

that's what they want you to believe

[ancient marsh]

do not

you are not well-versed on United States Marine Corps diet

of petroleum products

[soft coral]

id be the first to like it dw

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[soft coral]

DONT BEAT YOURSELF

Firmly fitted 🗣️ 🗣️

[keen sparrow]

Slight by-product of my son watching all the clean Christian kid's channels: He points to random books and yells 'Bible'

[soft coral]

ahahahhaah

[keen sparrow]

lil bro learned "Bible" before he learned "Book"

[soft coral]

why u make him watch christian channel

sir

go to internet archive and put on tom and jerry for him

dont be a dumbass

[keen sparrow]

and when he sees powerlines

he points and says 'Jesus'

[soft coral]

does he yell zeus?

ah

close enough

[keen sparrow]

listen listenlisten it's this or whatever tf his cousin watches, holy shit

she watches youtube shorts that are all brainrot Garry's mod gameplay to youtube pooped versions of the pallbearer's song

and she'll let one short just sit there on repeat for like 2 hours straight

[soft coral]

yeah u really need to put him on tom and jerry man

[viral egret]

i remember when gmod gameplay was actually good

not ppl spamming retard brainrot shit

[soft coral]

ok grandad

[keen sparrow]

he watched an hour-long supercut of Roadrunner and Wile E. coyote the other day

[soft coral]

good

its actual funny entertainment

make him watch them from the start

[keen sparrow]

This shit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pPDojIxvQxc

[soft coral]

so he loves them more as he gets older

[keen sparrow]

She's almost 4 and barely speaks any english because she's allowed to watch absolute trash all fucking day'

[soft coral]

put on lord of the rings for them

and skip to the balrog scene

theyll be shitting themselves in awe

[keen sparrow]

yeah, kinda miffed at my GF for that one. she let Salem watch harry potter before he watched lotr

[soft coral]

EWWW

[keen sparrow]

really really wanted him to be a lotr man, not a hp ninny

[soft coral]

harry shitter before lord of the peak

thay woman gotta go

[keen sparrow]

I KNOW i know

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

so, not even an exaggeration btw, everytime i've tried to watch the first HP movie, i've fallen asleep. every time.

[viral egret]

hp is boring

magic is boring

[keen sparrow]

huge plot-hole, if magic was real, all those kids would be dead.

[viral egret]

literally

[soft coral]

made coffee

cheers

[keen sparrow]

IRL schools are PVP zones, you can't tell me those kids wouldn't be turned into scorch marks if magic was real.

[soft coral]

realistically they would all kill each other in the first 15 minutes of learning a spell

cuz

theyre kids

[keen sparrow]

RIGHT?!

[soft coral]

see this is why you watch LOTR

at least in the land of middle earth you get eaten by a troll

like a normal person

[keen sparrow]

and if you break a promise Illuvitar curses your ass.

[soft coral]

and sometimes you find magical rings that doom the land but thats besides the point

listen rex

https://archive.org/details/tomandjerry-completemgmcollection_202312

play this for your kids

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

[keen sparrow]

my favourite LoTR theory is that Iluvatar made gollum slip because he broke his promise to Frodo and Sam

[keen sparrow]

i'll bookmark it for tomorrow

[soft coral]

youre american you have a smart tv probably you guys love those
go to the browser on the tv and play it
its hours of content they will mindlessly watch

[keen sparrow]

i don't know how much more jingle jaqui and ms amy i can tolerate, lol

[soft coral]

idk either

[keen sparrow]

you know you're in dire straits when you get the songs stuck in your head

[soft coral]

later in life show them deus ex so they turn into proper american conspiritors

joking

[soft coral]

OMG

NO MONSTER

[soft coral]

dont forget god of war

though a bit graphic

[keen sparrow]

he might idolise kratos

[soft coral]

good

its the normal man thing to do

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nathan-fillion-uhm-but-wait-gif-9301334

[soft coral]

BOY

[keen sparrow]

oh, we're talking about recent god of war

[soft coral]

they might also love elden ring

[keen sparrow]

where he's a dutiful but distant father, not a whiny bitch that breaks everything

[soft coral]

well all of em

[keen sparrow]

i'd love for him to try fromsoft games. those and monster hunter

so he grows up doing hard things instead of being handheld

[soft coral]

if he doesn't give up easily

they can keep him occupied for hours

[keen sparrow]

If i can get my GF who only plays animal crossing, skyrim, mass effect, and pokemon to play monster hunter

[soft coral]

in reality they did kratos really well
hes a stereotypical dad , barely talks , only speaks 1/2 words , doesn't get along with anyone , just wants to rest

[keen sparrow]

can confirm, 110% relatable

[soft coral]

and if they had whatsapp in that universe kratos would 100% 👍 react to messages

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I'm ready for when I have kids in the future

I'm prepared

[keen sparrow]

I have to drink a cup of hot black boomer coffee to be awake for 4 hours

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

and when i do the caffeine agitates my sinuses so i go into a sneezing fit that sounds like a scav emptying their shotgun at someone

[soft coral]

tom was a different beast back then

[keen sparrow]

You know there's a movie where tom and jerry can talk?

[soft coral]

just realized

the branding says TJ

cool detail

[soft coral]

yes.

in some of the modern movies he talks

When I was a kid me and dad watched tom and jerry on boomerang (tv cartoon program)
I was kinda confused cuz my dad was laughing so much to T&J while i just sat there

now that I'm grown up

I understand him

shit is absolutely hilarious

[keen sparrow]

oh little dude also has to play Kerbal Space Program

[soft coral]

has to?

is that as punishment or what

[keen sparrow]

all his clothes and toys are either Sloth or Astronaut/Space themed

[soft coral]

based

[keen sparrow]

If he ends up hating it, that's fine

I hate KSP too

[soft coral]

6 minute episodes

but holy hell

they're jam packed with action

you barely notice that 6 minutes pass by

[keen sparrow]

i'd love a 'doctor reacts' to a couple of T&J episodes

like, if these were people, what would their medical bills look like, lol

[soft coral]

new emote

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270726671380775025/1447962244775153736/image.png?ex=693a302c&is=6938deac&hm=19571fc00e7d765921a9bf713347d5f46d6ecba6b5a6a1d7bc5112b561e4150a&

sir thats a lot of text sir

lots of funny words

[keen sparrow]

erase the background and make it 128x128

I love making emotes

[soft coral]

later

watching peak rn

my second favourite episode , the flying cat

season 3 ep 12

third is saltwater tabby 4th is mouse in manhattan

1st is yankee doodle mouse

you CANNOT beat yankee doodle mouse

[soft coral]

gta driving school be like

[compact knoll]

i got them slenderman fingers

couldnt get a better photo because the of the single bulb in my corridor

lightning was ass

[soft coral]

bro is legit living like a grandma in her 90s

sits in 1 room the entire day

no bulb

eats 1 thing

wtf

[keen sparrow]

lightning

[compact knoll]

still better form than most people here

[soft coral]

LISTEN at least I have ac in my room

[compact knoll]

i do too you know

[soft coral]

good for you man

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

Just before covid i was doing 10 sets of squats 3 days a week for a Chun-Li cosplay.

and then covid made conventions impossible

My thighs were disgusting back then

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

FOR A WHAT

sir its ok to come out the closet its legal now

[keen sparrow]

still have the weird.. qi-pao looking thing

I still have thigh pics too

[soft coral]

NO

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

WE DONT NEED TO KNOW

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

Keep that to yourself

[keen sparrow]

the speed

the sheer speed at wich Ivan responds, lmfao

[soft coral]

saving everyone from trauma

also I type fast

[cyan garnet]

The overlap between spt and the mentally ill is facsinating

[soft coral]

retarded either way

[keen sparrow]

I literally cannot deny that

that's not fair

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4PpMIuuZUBU34wnRw2Fk0y?si=33806814d2ae4995

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

I haven't seen more furries anywhere else than i have in the singleplayer tarkov community

and they always obsess over the weirdest most obscure shit too

That's not a dig at valfucker, he's definitely not the only one

[cyan garnet]

Stalker has a lot too

For some reason

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

appeals to the mentally challenged audience

[keen sparrow]

Autists just really like to hyper-focus on very niche, almost avant-garde things

it's weird

[soft coral]

hey anon is chill

dont do him like that

https://open.spotify.com/track/0NQY0eY078GGeKpp1dpRbi?si=65ff59ee47644db9

@keen sparrow @cyan garnet

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

oh, i might have a listen actually. easiest boss in the game so i nver got to hear his whole song

[soft coral]

theres easier bosses

[keen sparrow]

BUT BOY HAVE I HEARD DARKEATER MIDIR'S THEME 1,000 TIMES

[soft coral]

his moveset is just flashy so you get flashbanged whenever he does something

[keen sparrow]

I always play as a pyromancer so

[soft coral]

gey

[soft coral]

tbh I shouldn't be the one to talk I love nagakiba

[keen sparrow]

sounds like a dex weapon

[soft coral]

it is

its my favourite weapon

beat all of the DLC with it naked

[keen sparrow]

ever tried power-stancing katanas with the Wakizashi?

[soft coral]

no

I just go doubleslash

[keen sparrow]

AND the Wakizashi can have the parry ash of war

it's fucking hilarious

[soft coral]

doubleslash or unsheathe

does stupid dmg

[keen sparrow]

yeah, unsheathe was always broken af

it breaks stance super fast too

[soft coral]

unsheathe plus that talisman that gives dmg if you hold a Ash of war for 1 second

forgot its name

[keen sparrow]

Shit, now i wanna play Elden Ring

thanks

[soft coral]

most bosses have windows that at just about 1 second for you to attack so you hold it for 1 second get +50% extra dmg or something and break the boss' ankles

can use black flame periodically

or go hemorhage because doubleslash attacks very fast

imo very fun build

[keen sparrow]

tf is this

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/29of3FDrkM1AMk9bpmQGjq?si=413824836e3d46e1
THE STARS HAVE ALLIGNED
THE FESTIVAL IS NIGH
THE CELEBRATION OF WARRR
THE RADAHNNN FESTIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[keen sparrow]

Torva btw

they're wearing half a billion gp and begging for 4

[soft coral]

cool detail that during starscourge radahn

in the middle of the song theres a specific part that is re-used for the promised consort song

which plays during radahn in the dlc

yes I may have undiagnosed autism

[keen sparrow]

There's a name for that

nor the autism

but for re-used sections in songs

'motif' i think?

[soft coral]

sample

[soft coral]

maybe

w8

[keen sparrow]

Like songs for bosses that are slightly related in FF14 having motifs

[soft coral]

skip to 3:30 @keen sparrow

[soft coral]

.

[ancient marsh]

can we not

post this

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3y3ujjC22PqmPe5Ggf9LcU?si=d22122f6b37a45fd

then skip to about 2:39 @keen sparrow

[little flame]

Gm

My triceps fucking hurt

Ow

[soft coral]

too much gooning

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, that's totally a motif

[soft coral]

toldyou

[keen sparrow]

it's like a part of Radhan is in the song

so to speak

[soft coral]

voices I think are also re-used

[keen sparrow]

makes sense considering the lore

[soft coral]

yes.

its the same mf

[little flame]

How would triceps hurt from gooning wtf are u on about

[keen sparrow]

I wonder if any of Mohg's theme is in there too

iykyk

[soft coral]

the one boss to challenge the devs themselves
they had to nerf him twice

[little flame]

[little flame]

Just like normal radahn

[soft coral]

exactly

its why i said

TWICE

[little flame]

Ye

[soft coral]

[little flame]

Ye

Ye

[soft coral]

1278

[little flame]

Ye

Pull up to the window

[keen sparrow]

sir he plays live tarkov

[soft coral]

you have to take it slowly with the mentally challenged

jk

[little flame]

Dude

[soft coral]

JUST KIDDING

[little flame]

I have 300 hours in elden ring

[soft coral]

same

[keen sparrow]

don't we all

[little flame]

Stfu

[soft coral]

well i have 200

absolute cinema game

[little flame]

Dlc was so fkn good

[soft coral]

TRUEE

[little flame]

Went for 100% first run

[keen sparrow]

I still haven't played the DLC

[little flame]

CURSE YOU BAYLEEEE

[soft coral]

bro missed out on the biggest cinema in gaming

I HEREBY VOW

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

[keen sparrow]

i'm waiting for it to not cost 2/3rds the cost of the base game

[little flame]

i fucking love igon

Actual cinema

[keen sparrow]

refuse to pay 40$ for something i'll beat in like 3 days tops

[little flame]

Fromsoft be fromsoft

[keen sparrow]

more like Japan be Japan

[little flame]

Truege

[keen sparrow]

they're allergic to putting their shit on sale

[little flame]

Ye

Sekiro is never on sale

Still like 60 euros

[soft coral]

yeah but for that much money you do actually get cinema

you get turbo peak

[little flame]

Indeed

[keen sparrow]

i am not looking forward to the return of the winter lanterns

in erdtree you just parry them, sure

[little flame]

Ngl no glaze think its the best dlc ive ever played in a game

Its literally a full game ur getting

[soft coral]

they made a dlc so good it could pass as its own game

[little flame]

Yeee

Then we got nightreign

[soft coral]

fowl intruder

[keen sparrow]

Still waiting for Bloodborne on PC

[soft coral]

oh you'll be waiting

[keen sparrow]

I want everyone to be able to experience the Logarius Wheel.

best weapon in a fromsoft game imo

[little flame]

Hopium

Ive been waiting since bloodborne released

[soft coral]

i dont want to experience birmingham sorry mate

[keen sparrow]

yeah yeah yeah, i konw, Sony hates money and good ideas that make money