💣tarkov-released

[hollow patrol]

pubg is making an extraction shooter game

but i think thats set on an island

with anomalies

stalker extraction shooter

[cyan garnet]

Dogshit slop detected

[thick jetty]

active matter

[glacial haven]

I would recommend not insulting it because it looks pretty similar to Tarkov, that bullet will go in a circle lmao

[thick jetty]

i wonder if it'll get same bs treatment as arc. noo dont shoot me noo

[glacial haven]

I am not even kidding, check out the Trailer

[hollow patrol]

he has the nikita microchip in his brain he has to unconditionally hate everyone who isnt a tarkov player and anything that isnt tarkov

[glacial haven]

It actually has a very uncanny similarity

[cyan garnet]

Pubg stalker extraction shooter

[cyan garnet]

So true glory to nikita

[hard heart]

I see pubg and all I hear is "CHINA NUMBA WAN!"

[hollow patrol]

[hard heart]

Agitated humanoid speaking mandarin while blasting AK, you cant get more laughs than this

[hollow patrol]

i think the pubg extraction shooter game had a decent trailer

[glacial haven]

I mean, the fact that the same devs of PUBG are working on it is definitely a pretty good reason to be sceptical for now

[hollow patrol]

i have it on my wishlist to see what happens with that game down the line

might be good might not

[winged mica]

I CAN TARKOVING NOW

@thick jetty help me run PvE

[thick jetty]

with what ping

[hollow patrol]

first install spt

[thick jetty]

probably gonna auto kick me

[winged mica]

with hope and dream

[winged mica]

no worries

we can connect to France server

[thick jetty]

i mean slap hella film grain onto eft and voila

[thick jetty]

not the oui oui monsiour

[cyan garnet]

[winged mica]

uh huh

hope that gets your dick bit harder

don't have to thank me

[cyan garnet]

It kinda does

[winged mica]

no problem

[hollow patrol]

you have small willy

couldnt even accidentally slam the door on it

small willy

[cyan garnet]

[winged mica]

willy so small, if he chops it off, no one including him would be able to tell any differences

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

a lot of words from someone who hasnt played tarkov

in a TARKOV channel

[hollow patrol]

imagine playing tarkov in the tarkov channel

what are you a nerd

[compact knoll]

crazy i know

[cyan garnet]

Being shittalked in the tarkov channel by the mf who doesnt own the game and a pve cuck

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[compact knoll]

scavving on pve is real work

[gritty python]

considering the nuclear fire that is krafton’s legal situation i am not optimistic

[winged mica]

https://tenor.com/view/mus8029-ishowspeed-gif-950762385287749598

[cyan garnet]

[winged mica]

I am sleeping good tonight knowing that I ragebaited a PvP'er

[cyan garnet]

He thinks im raging

[winged mica]

he is raging

[compact knoll]

he thinks he is raging

[winged mica]

inception-inception

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

pvp vs pve

[winged mica]

ok but at least I gotta admit I play PvE cuz I am absolute skill issued at PvP

[viral egret]

PvE is just money farm simulator with no risk

[viral egret]

mf

[winged mica]

hell even in PvE bot wipes the floor w my face

[viral egret]

i am horrible at pvp

but im.playing anyway

[winged mica]

mf

i am horrible at pvp

[cyan garnet]

[winged mica]

but im not playing anyway

[viral egret]

atp if u die to the bots just log off

unless theyre the pmc ais that fuckin aimbot you

[winged mica]

nah man

I go play minecraft

[viral egret]

heads eyes instantly

[winged mica]

[viral egret]

i mean ur playing pvw anyway ur pvp skill wont ever rly improve if ur not on live

all the ais know to do is go in 1 direction

pmcs will fuck you up from any and all directions

[cyan garnet]

Pve cant compare to battling the most dangerous game of all

Tarkov sweats

[viral egret]

on pve the pmcs are literally lobotomized

[winged mica]

to be fair

I don't play this game for the skill or shit

[viral egret]

whats ur sr

and kdr

[winged mica]

I just play PvE in main EFT because I don't want the stress of the game, I'd just do SPT just to walk around and look at map

but SPT is not for 1.0 rn so

yeg

[viral egret]

whats ur surv rate and kdr

[winged mica]

well the last time I do PvP

[viral egret]

pve

not pvp

[winged mica]

oh

50 raids 4 survived

[viral egret]

[cyan garnet]

My god

Uninstall lil bro

[low iris]

are we fr

[viral egret]

lord give me strength

i have 101 raids 33 survived

[viral egret]

there is no way the ai is that hard

[cyan garnet]

Bros got pvp steam timmy stats in pve

[viral egret]

@ancient marsh is PvE ai hard to fight

[low iris]

i think ive died to AI like only 4 times so far

[winged mica]

I am telling u man SPT I do better

[ancient marsh]

No

[winged mica]

100 raid 100 survived

[viral egret]

bro on my soul i died only once to fucking scav ai and that was because i was naked on customs

[winged mica]

[low iris]

cause theres no real players

[viral egret]

[winged mica]

naw

I just god mode

[ancient marsh]

You only die if theres like 6 of them from all angles and you have no cover

[viral egret]

xal

he has

[ancient marsh]

Or you get insta throated by ai

[viral egret]

50 raids

4 survived

[winged mica]

to be fair

[cyan garnet]

[winged mica]

I make that shit up

[viral egret]

game is not that hard

[winged mica]

but I don't think it's far from true

I played like 10 raids in PvE so far

[viral egret]

dude

[ancient marsh]

Who

[viral egret]

cup

[winged mica]

that's why I am trying to get back in rn just have to wait this fucking game to installed

[viral egret]

scav ai cannot be so hard to kill

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[viral egret]

ur like tigz on terminal

ego checked by scavs

[ancient marsh]

These are the people typing up suggestions to BSG like the hardcore wipe on reddit

You do not hate pve players enough

[winged mica]

I wonder if BSG added Permadead mode for EFT

[viral egret]

no

[winged mica]

how many ppl would reach ending

[ancient marsh]

Tigz escaped tarkov pregnant

[viral egret]

nobody

[ancient marsh]

Zero

[viral egret]

asian cheaters will fuck everyone

[ancient marsh]

Its physically impossible

[viral egret]

by day 4

[ancient marsh]

Statistically impossible

[viral egret]

if it was perfecr and no cheaters

mayhaps

[winged mica]

lemme guess

mentally impossible

[ancient marsh]

You cannot earn 40 BTC or 500 mil or whatever

[viral egret]

scav ais are paralysed

[ancient marsh]

Without being cheated on

[viral egret]

40 days in stash

[hard heart]

Best cheats would win

[ancient marsh]

?

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

Buddy get the fucking Bitcoin farm first

[viral egret]

doesnt bitcoin farm make 1 btc/d

[ancient marsh]

YEAH BUILD IT WITHOUT DYING RETARD

[ancient marsh]

No, bad.

[viral egret]

impossible as of rn

2000 cheatwrs

[winged mica]

YEAH, RETARD

[ancient marsh]

It always will be

[compact knoll]

see

the fact

[viral egret]

even on special bsg serbers

[compact knoll]

that all it took

was one emote

[viral egret]

homelander scavs

[compact knoll]

and you IMMEDIATLY knew

[viral egret]

hivemind

[ancient marsh]

???

Wtf are you talking about

[viral egret]

no idea

[thick jetty]

27 hours with 50 cards

[compact knoll]

lol

[viral egret]

i need to think before i speak sometimes

[compact knoll]

lmao even

[ancient marsh]

Bitcoin collapsed even in tarkov

Its so over

[viral egret]

thsts wild

arent cards rare

i havent seen a gpu yet

[thick jetty]

1 card needs 3 days and 11 hours

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh did you see the dee clip i pinged you with

[ancient marsh]

So its 4+ months of waiting to get 40 BTC for the ending with 1 card

[ancient marsh]

Yeah the song one?

[compact knoll]

yeah

[winged mica]

man

[compact knoll]

[winged mica]

they need to add NFT farm

[ancient marsh]

We are 2 years away from a tarkov rugpull

[thick jetty]

3 320'ish hours

[winged mica]

idk why I have Tarkov Arena

knowing that I never play PvP

[thick jetty]

138 days, so thats about 4.5 months

[ancient marsh]

You can get rewards for pve thru it still but

[winged mica]

really?

[ancient marsh]

Yeah tarkov arena is like being a prostitute

You just do it for the money

Zero enjoyment

[compact knoll]

check the ending of that video too

[winged mica]

wait isn't there gun unlocked from Arena only?

[ancient marsh]

And everyone there is fat and grotesque

[winged mica]

like I remember a M4 variant only bought from Ref

[ancient marsh]

Dm the video again I lost it

[viral egret]

nl545 but tan or smth idk

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/7oxeJe_OYqE?t=69

[viral egret]

nvm rjats skier

thats

[viral egret]

bro

[winged mica]

wait Labyrinth is still accessible?

[viral egret]

wipe will be over by the time you collect 40th btc

[winged mica]

I thought it's just an event thing

[viral egret]

hes

yes

its stort related i think

story

[thick jetty]

what wipe

[compact knoll]

lighthouse scav is gonna eat a bat soup and terragroup is gonna sell us stims to fix it

[ancient marsh]

I cannot comment on this

If I comment on this

[viral egret]

any normal.wipe assuming someome does thay

[thick jetty]

watch them not add seasonal and just wipe it 6 months from now for 1.1

[viral egret]

beeg trouble

[ancient marsh]

I stop receiving $7,000 every month into my checking account

https://tenor.com/view/israelites-iuic-12tribes-hebrews-black-jesus-gif-15090648

[ancient marsh]

Yeah someone listed "permanent characters" as an "addition" to this wipe

[viral egret]

3d models are ass

skier looks like a penguin bro

[thick jetty]

that was their plan no? 1 perma char and 1 wiping seasonal or something. i dunno

[ancient marsh]

#1 seasonal character feature isn't even in, cause theres no situation to use them yet
#2 what the fuck do you have to code to not wipe the game, are they retarded?

[ancient marsh]

Plan or not, that feature is not in 1.0

As there is no wipe yet or whatever

[thick jetty]

#1 seasonal and non seasonal characters need different servers. just like pvp and pve does
#2 their servers are good

[glacial haven]

Nothing, those wipes are manually initiated, they literally don't need to do anything to not wipe

[thick jetty]

yeah, they probably add it once they add 3 guns, all broken as fuck. 17 tiny backpacks no one uses, extension to lighhouse with 17 tasks call it 1.1

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/itsYuckyyy/status/1997955192298541069

Yucky (@itsYuckyyy)

seems the secret arena grasshopper / hover boots tech works in main game now 👀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 8, 2025, 9:03 AM

[low iris]

what the actual fuck

[winged mica]

aint no way

[fluid gyro]

9 dollars

[winged mica]

are you fucking shittin me

[winged mica]

idontknowIkindalikeit

yeh im overwhelmed

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/63skies_/status/1998049204879683928

lukas (@63skies_)

why he got the cqcm on

QRT: purplecoupes
https://t.co/WebwvFD34w

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 8, 2025, 3:17 PM

[winged mica]

aint no way

[low iris]

women in BEAR

[cyan garnet]

bros got the tier 4 gimp mask drip

[low iris]

women in USEC i can kinda see even then its like a high unlikley hood but like BEAR come on mannnnn

[ancient marsh]

brother it's at least $17

[ancient marsh]

$9 is what i got for posting this

[ancient marsh]

what is the "tech" how do u do that

[compact knoll]

Fuck if i know

[cyan garnet]

[winged mica]

the kitted

why does she look so weird

[stark torrent]

Realistic movement and inertia btw

Bro jumps the whole highway

[foggy jay]

Wait how does that work ?

[little flame]

Bro i had a fucking dream shooterborn reqs went up to 10 kills per map actual nightmare

[soft coral]

@little flame did you buy valhalla dlc with hero siege or no?

[stark torrent]

Solution to the problem

[soft coral]

solution is not playing the game

[little flame]

[little flame]

Stfu

[little flame]

Nop

[soft coral]

ok thats rude

[soft coral]

its a cool dlc you should

and then we hop online

you fight odin and jormundandr

[stark torrent]

How about u fight unemployement

[soft coral]

no

[hearty oar]

finally... i have a good time doing punisher series... so many memory and improve a lot about my ratting skill and dump fight skill now i can start grind money and make warcrime

[soft coral]

pikapika back at it again

I missed him

[stark torrent]

Rare pvp enjoyer

[hearty oar]

yeah i was focus on my new achivment of my life in tarkov: get the eplision :3 as a standard user, i am happy :>

now i guess time to focus on story quest... I was thinking about join the cultist

[digital remnant]

bro I cannot for the life of me find a fucking can of that paid bug spray

[cyan garnet]

[hearty oar]

i feel sad when realize people play game nowaday is weaker than people back then

[little flame]

brokie

[little flame]

LMAOO

so tuff

https://tenor.com/view/chill-baby-emote-package-larry-tuff-baby-cool-baby-gif-837304742761715371

raaah

[soft coral]

okay mate

[ancient marsh]

I will be physically violent toward you over a videogame related disagreement
you make us welders look bad

[stark torrent]

Bro's nicknamed Tagilla at work

[ancient marsh]

They use the same drugs

[little flame]

bro's name is brandon

[ancient marsh]

He's just like tagilla dude

[little flame]

i cant

cmon bruh

also

head top of head

[stark torrent]

tip of the head

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh favourite level so far?

[little flame]

ok bro

[ancient marsh]

Uuh your mother

[little flame]

such a good one bro

[ancient marsh]

His testicles slid gracefully across the top of your head

Leaving a trail of brine

[soft coral]

ok enough with the jokes just answer the question man

[little flame]

hes not a fucking snail

[soft coral]

I'm asking you normally jesus

[ancient marsh]

Idk they are all the same man

[little flame]

ma balls

[little flame]

:Truege

[soft coral]

theyre not all the same

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

Women when people on tinder dont actually give them 20 bucks for doordash :

[little flame]

truege

[soft coral]

dont know why I expected xal to give me a normal answer on a normal question

[little flame]

because hes retarded like us

[soft coral]

rookie mistake

[little flame]

KAYA SIT

https://tenor.com/view/hasan-hasan-piker-twitch-dog-shock-gif-9957089943449375945

[soft coral]

look at him enjoying teh game

he doesn't know what awaits him on hell difficulty

[little flame]

im not

[soft coral]

?

[little flame]

nvm i kind am ngl

kinda am*

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

Honestly near the second half of the game everything oneshots you

Literally everything

[little flame]

skill issue

get more defence

[soft coral]

u need resistances

[little flame]

soy build

[soft coral]

and tons of hp

[ancient marsh]

Those red balls that shoot out of enemies

[little flame]

theres all res for a reason

[soft coral]

ahahaha

mf said soy build

[ancient marsh]

Uuuh the balls of electricity

[soft coral]

[little flame]

accurate xal femboy build

i cant bro

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

That wasn't even funny

[soft coral]

it was

[ancient marsh]

Also doesnt hell diff give you like

[soft coral]

knowing the game it was

[ancient marsh]

-70% on all resistances

[little flame]

ivan wanna see my build

[soft coral]

you can still get good res

even on hell

also xal youre playing an older build of the game

because piracy

[little flame]

LOL

DOESNT HAVE 10 BUCKS

ICANT

nah im joking

[soft coral]

imo with the amount of content shit should be 20 not 10

devs basically give away the game for free

[stark torrent]

he is unmeployed again

[little flame]

LMAOO

[stark torrent]

he got fired from his construction job

[little flame]

deadass?

[ancient marsh]

Not even true

[little flame]

[little flame]

pls xal it'll be okay

[ancient marsh]

Why are we just lying

[soft coral]

then why do you have an older build of the game xal

[little flame]

dont do it

[soft coral]

[little flame]

stop coping

you gotta face reality

we're here for u pakl

pal

[stark torrent]

listen man, you wanted to lose weight but cant carry cement all day

what are we doing

[ancient marsh]

When I was installing the game on steam it was thundering outside

[soft coral]

cement? das conk reet babeyyy

[ancient marsh]

And a lightning bolt hit my apartment complex

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

And it shifted the 1's and 0's

[soft coral]

damn

[ancient marsh]

In the game

[soft coral]

SURE BUDDY

[ancient marsh]

And downgraded my version

[little flame]

wtf is nausea

[ancient marsh]

Theres nothing I can do

[little flame]

that sounds horrible

[ancient marsh]

Press alt retard

[soft coral]

press ALT it shows you what it does

[ancient marsh]

What

How are those two things related

[soft coral]

idk why its not on by default

[little flame]

i literally dont have it

[soft coral]

why do we have to press fucking alt

[little flame]

what are u ona bout

oh

nvm,

i get what u mean

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

Chinese keyboard no alt key

[little flame]

how does nausea give me

fucking

10% att dmg

i have a 200 bucks keyboard u broke russian

dont speak to me

[ancient marsh]

Have you ever fought anyone while puking

[little flame]

yes

ur mother

[soft coral]

shoutout to act 5 karponia

BANGER soundtrack

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

You could have bought a 10$ keyboard and gave 190$ to a Somali immigrant instead

Wtf dude

This is why we need socialism

[little flame]

ivan

[soft coral]

these 2 are at it again

[little flame]

vc

[ancient marsh]

Yeah we put the volume to 1% and listen to youtube videos

[little flame]

NOW

[little flame]

truuuueeeeeege

[soft coral]

no

karponia ost is actually nice

@little flame I await

[stark torrent]

alle was there for like 5 minutes then left , talk about autism

[little flame]

bro

u didnt join

[soft coral]

aaand he left

[foggy jay]

Arena XP is crazy. Getting 6k per match holy shit + the dailies and quests

This basically begs the question of “why am I doing tasks in Tarkov”, unless they allow traders unlock

[stark torrent]

yeah but you realise XP gain is so slow now anyway so it doenst feel a lot later

but still , good to do your dailies and shit

[little flame]

Not my fault i gotta workout

[ancient marsh]

its mostly only worth doing when you have an exp boost

[little flame]

Xp reduction for quests is so bad

[foggy jay]

idk man, 6k in 20min is extra pog + working that muscle memory

Since I started blasting Arena I'm not the same in raids tbh

Like I did several woods raid and I'm consistently getting 2 PMC kills per raid now

[ancient marsh]

idk why but after the arena patch with class rework my kd dropped a goood 0.3

theres no way i got washed in 2 months

i had a consistent kd of 1.45

[ancient marsh]

btw it used to be like 10k exp

AND they increased how much exp you need to level up now by a lot too

you legitimately could unlock flea in 1 day just playing arena from 0 in older patches

i would start the game at lvl 10

[little flame]

Bro sucks

[ancient marsh]

not taking the ragebait

[little flame]

I was just gonna send the ragebait gif

Loset

Loser

[ancient marsh]

misspoke, instant argument loss

i just know my name will be in your suicide note

rolled

[little flame]

Alright cockrider

[little flame]

Ur Unemployed

[glacial haven]

do you have a job?

[soft coral]

love how we go from depths of hell and fighting satan to deep space

10/10 levels

[little flame]

i study

studying to become a vet

think i told ya

in vc sometime i forgot tho

[glacial haven]

yeah but some people have a part time job while studying, that's why i was asking

[little flame]

ah nah, cant really find part time jobs while studying here in sweden or its rough atleast where i live

i get money for studying though

like 1k a month for just doing my work

[glacial haven]

it's rough everywhere lmao

[little flame]

yeah ik

its painful

[glacial haven]

every company searching but no one takes in any applicants

peak

[little flame]

YEAH

LMAO

its so fucking dumb

then they wonder why everybody stops applying

like bro

[glacial haven]

i'd probably lose my shit applying for jobs and not getting a single response lmao

[little flame]

same bro

[soft coral]

reached lv 99 and hell 1 on online

gg ez

now I'm just gonna slowly grind and buy Monsoon

[foggy jay]

Yeah tbh currently Arena feels like:

Take Assault and two tap torsos but get domed easily, or take scout and aim heads. The rest is folklore

[little flame]

yeeeeah

indeed

[soft coral]

arena being poorly balanced? unbelievable

[little flame]

ivan

sybau

[soft coral]

no

[foggy jay]

It's still much better than at release though

[soft coral]

yeee true

[foggy jay]

atleast it's balanced in a way

And assault vs scout is somehwat balanced because you can kill them in the torso easily as well

then you have the PKP people killing you through walls with I think T6 helmets (black bowling ball one is T6 or T5? I forgot)

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1447904154004619449/image.png?ex=69395153&is=6937ffd3&hm=1a27efada7576119df7cace8ad2e6f1f2f890a93c08ccc91ef50fcf2da000a42&

[soft coral]

I think bowling ball is 5

[foggy jay]

Still a pain for MP7 and SR2M

Atm I still have a hard time getting 3rd+. Although I'm winning most of my matches in checkpoint (only thing I play). What's dumb is that the scoring is based on kills solely for an objective focused game type... completely retarded

Most of the game I'm holding a point and rack kills. But then again, the 2 top dudes in the team focusing solely on kills can't be beaten, and the 3rd one has half the capture points but 1 kill above me lol. But I feel like when I start focusing kills that's when we start loosing

[hallow stream]

Scarecrow from batman

[ebon basalt]

how it genuinely feels like to progress in ts game

[short cove]

I am like lvl 7

Am I cooked?

[little flame]

brotha ew

30k xp puke

[little flame]

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382345781565984930/1409833943108288552/attachment.gif

[stark torrent]

this one sparks joy

[ebon basalt]

i have 110 hours and still lvl 20

[little flame]

yooo

sick

iedy u wanna run some raids? pls

i need this iedy

[soft coral]

are you on top of a pile of cow manure wtf is this

[stark torrent]

not rn

im chillin

gonna make dinner

[soft coral]

bro about to make cevapi with sarmale

oooshk

[stark torrent]

smth like that yeah

mici with fries

[soft coral]

damnnnnn

[little flame]

later?

[stark torrent]

possible yes

[little flame]

ping me if u wanna play

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-wiggle-funny-cat-raised-cat-gif-16677521383713822910

[stark torrent]

bro is scamming us greatly nowadays

4 sticks of RAM i can buy a whole kit

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236981222975209514/1447950230988521594/image.png?ex=69397c3c&is=69382abc&hm=c8fa1edbe7e00f4f43ee060275c7edaa5554777d46c96a3d714c887ec7ef9af5&

my friend sent me this

900 raids

is fucking

absurd

i have 278

[little flame]

lol

[stark torrent]

i made a meme

[little flame]

real

[stark torrent]

servers died

[gritty python]

guy has not gone outside since the wipe dropped tf

[little flame]

we need more food

been spam crafting these

actual goated food

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-judah-mario-judah-staring-meme-gif-25998534

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135788383621353528/1445144461779664937/i2OYY6H.gif

[glacial haven]

At this point I don't even know what he is trying to do

[little flame]

fuck this game

i cant bro

tagilla is such a whore

like genuinely

DIE

OMFG

HOLY

thats what i get for legging him with ap

instead of rip

i cant bruh

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

[fast garden]

when snow

[little flame]

like

tmr

or some shit

ye tmrw

[ancient marsh]

ok wtf does any of this mean

[foggy jay]

lv49, 3000h and I have better stats than this dude at lv17 with 700h

although I guess boss farming does that (high chance of dying to bullshit)

[foggy jay]

Aim for his stomach probably or aim for the head with AP: his helmet dies rather fast

[little flame]

yeah ik

got nervous it wouldnt kill headshot

had a vector

[ancient marsh]

while you are creeping around like that one skeleton gif, this guy just goes
"I don't slowwalk, i don't wait in ambush, I DON'T PLAY SAFE
I RUN TO THE HOTTEST POI, AND IF THE BOSS ISN'T THERE - I KILL MYSELF."

[foggy jay]

where is this ? XD

[ancient marsh]

listen man, with AP he survives 40 legshots
but only 15 headshots

do the math

[ancient marsh]

wait don't say @stark torrent

i wanna guess it

[little flame]

i wasnt aware bro

i dont run vector

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-vector-despicable-me-dance-gif-16621015

oh yeaaah vector

[ancient marsh]

i need to activate my weaponized autism

[foggy jay]

Imo 100% boss spawn is bullshit until you find out you dome partizan randomly so often

[fast garden]

i know exactly where this is

[ancient marsh]

what map is that

is that woods?

i have a feeling that it is

that one spot next to car village

next to 2 story house

there's a small deck and a puddle

[fast garden]

no

not that

[ancient marsh]

and it spawns items underneath

[foggy jay]

Woods is also my main btw

[ancient marsh]

ok what map is it

[fast garden]

its woods

[ancient marsh]

hm

give me a second

[foggy jay]

Scav village + cultist bunker is so OP

[ancient marsh]

there is 3 minutes away

he's on scav

it wouldn't be car village

so it cant be the spot i first said

i was gonna finish the sentence

[foggy jay]

Scav village for ammo, cultist bunker for riches

[foggy jay]

sounds like woods cultist circle in the open

[fast garden]

no

[stark torrent]

train depot with btr

woods just gives

[ancient marsh]

i genuinely have no clue

[stark torrent]

good map

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent what spot is thatt

[stark torrent]

its between old sawmill and old station, on the hill where the wall is broken, there is a new PMC graveyard there

the btc spawn is on that grave

[foggy jay]

I have been there once, felt good tbh

[stark torrent]

there are 3 PMC bodies around a tombstone

[ancient marsh]

oh

[stark torrent]

all i did was nothing

[foggy jay]

I was wondering if it's worth camping that shit to dome PMCs getting out of the BTR to loot their mine map

[ancient marsh]

if it's a new location i have no clue

i found a new place yesterday

it's uuuh

on the mountains

between usec camp and big mountain

[stark torrent]

hmm people do go there from time to time but personally i wouldnt risk haviing a 3-4 man popping out of there

and kill you

imo just loot and leave usually you find too much good stuff to risk it

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

spot in red has a neww abandoned camp

worth checking a couple times but i didn't find anything super cool

i found a beer and SNB ammo

[foggy jay]

yeah actually using the BTR more often seems interesting: go there loot then teleport to extract. Get shit done fast

[stark torrent]

ah thats one of teh Batya camps i think

[ancient marsh]

only issue with BTR is itt doesn't stop close to ZB-14 extract

i hate that fucking side of the map so much

when you get zb14 exit i wanna dangle from the ceiling

[foggy jay]

when you have northern UN it's free win

[fast garden]

here we go

[stark torrent]

when they first added it it used to stop at scav house and attachement shack even

[ancient marsh]

yeah when you get zb16 exits woods feels super nice but if you don't, it feels so fucking dogshit honestly

[fast garden]

what

[stark torrent]

yeah

[little flame]

yellow from tagilla

[stark torrent]

BTR used to stop in front of attachement shack

[little flame]

[fast garden]

i feel like i remember the scav house stop

which tbh should come back

[stark torrent]

i remember Axel using it , got out and immediately died to a guy inside the shack

[fast garden]

biblical levels of greed

[little flame]

😭

I NEEED IT

[soft coral]

good lord

@little flame

the amount of dopamine here is off the chart

[fast garden]

check every single fucking spawn but the last 4 for the radio thing

die to a guy cheating his fucking ass off who is voiping to a pscav

[soft coral]

cheers with Jagermeister @fast garden @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

back to drinking again

[soft coral]

for the record

yesterday I tried Jager for the first time

I wanted to try it for a while

and lemme tell you

its peak

[stark torrent]

yeah i had it too

it is good , i used to drink it with monster

make small shots and drank it all night

[thick jetty]

hola

[fast garden]

just to die to a cheater again im sure

[soft coral]

you sir are correct

[thick jetty]

holy shit does lod 4 eat frames

[real solstice]

Fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1439531689658286263/My_Video.gif

[fast garden]

i wait 10 minutes in queue and full clear rougecamp for my spawns to die to some bundle of sticks camping in a window

[stark torrent]

map is just ass

[fast garden]

no one fucking moves

and im getting shit rng for my spawns

most spawns are in rouge camp

i get rouge camp spawn

full clear and check every spawn in 7 min

not there 2x times now

first time i make it all the way back to tenis just to die to a cheater voiping a player scav to help him

i was just gonna sit and wait as to not get in the way but he stopped what he was doing to sprint exactly where i was and double headshot me through a wall

[real solstice]

Shitehouse

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent

did u see this craft?

[fast garden]

lets see if i get another 10 min queue

[ancient marsh]

ahf1m

[real solstice]

Whoops my bad

[ancient marsh]

lvl 2 medstation

[fast garden]

yeah?

useful only for samples/colleages

they added a few more stim crafts but they are all shit

[ancient marsh]

well yeah ofc that's the only reason you'd want stims like that

[fast garden]

and nerfed prop

[ancient marsh]

i was alwways stuck on either

ahf

or 3btg

[fast garden]

they arent bad stims but the crafts are so shit its clear its only for the tasks

[ancient marsh]

propital nerf?

[real solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1306010832705949776/bopital.gif

[ancient marsh]

i checked the effects and they seem similar

[fast garden]

craft 7->4

[ancient marsh]

i see

also

did it used to be 240 sec?

or 300?

[fast garden]

maybe way back in the day it was longer

idk

it hasnt been touched aside from the craft for 1.0

[stark torrent]

i use that one for bleeds as its cheap

perfotoran costs a lot and zagustin kills ur food and water

ahf1 is just good in a pinch

and its like 20-30k

[fast garden]

perfortoran my goat

[ancient marsh]

using stims outside of injecting 4 to rush killa spaws and die in 3 minutes

[stark torrent]

sj6 straight into the penis

[ancient marsh]

^

[stark torrent]

NO PRIVET

[ancient marsh]

Hunter Biden strat

i have a laptop with pictures of Iedy of him snorting obdolbos

[fast garden]

please man

im tired

[stark torrent]

still no book

[fast garden]

i dont need hearing no one moves anyway

[ancient marsh]

run this build for 1 raid pls

[ancient marsh]

romania has yet to invent it

[cyan garnet]

night raid btw

[little flame]

what are we doing bro

no BULLETS

TOO

[stark torrent]

LY- SEVEN

[cyan garnet]

diabolical

[stark torrent]

LY - LIU in chinese means Six

HAHAHAHAHAH

[glacial haven]

Why do you have 4 different insured wearables in your pocket slots lmao

[stark torrent]

@granite coral how do you say six in chinese

[granite coral]

"Six" in Chinese is "六" (pronounced "liù").

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[soft coral]

ok bane

[little flame]

i just got tked by my buddy

im never playing with this guy

ever again

fuck that

[glacial haven]

I wouldn't wanna be the dude that had to listen to you scream at him for a solid minute

[little flame]

i told him

theres a fucking pscav

i shoot the pscav

HE SHOOTS AT ME

FOR 20 SECONDS

FUCKING STRAIGHT

HE HAS MY STREAM OPEN

I TOLD HIM

WHERE I WAS

THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING RETARDED

[glacial haven]

And I repeat, I would not want to be part of that conversation

[little flame]

HES RUSSIAN OFC

[glacial haven]

The awkward silence afterwards must've been amazing

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

u guys on?

[fast garden]

i saw some post the other day in the eft sub advertising an indian community for tarkov

[little flame]

i dont wanna play with this guy

im so done

i was fucking juiced

i killed 3 pmcs

[little flame]

im gonna bring this guy to the building

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

he killed you in tarkov, he didn't knock up your sister and disappeared, relax lmao

[little flame]

its a joke

😭

[glacial haven]

it is now, play another raid with him, let's see if that changes

[fast garden]

praying for the shitty bridge spawn so i can sprint straight across the open and do my task

[glacial haven]

you may want to check your dm's

[thick jetty]

hello blood

[glacial haven]

hello hatexsi

[little flame]

yeah i shouldnt have been that mad at him

[thick jetty]

hows the day been so far?

[glacial haven]

a honeymoon is on the horizon, i see

[glacial haven]

i have been picking at my psyche bit by bit working together something, what about you

[little flame]

lmao

[thick jetty]

woke up had me some coffee, went to check for bloody key, wasnt there so now im going to labyrinth

[glacial haven]

that sounds like a great start in the morning

or the day, that is

[thick jetty]

more like evening since woke up at 5pm

[glacial haven]

i am working on something that is less documented than a tribe that kills on sight

[thick jetty]

must be fun

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

got good enough spawn and did quest

shot in the neck with an m1a so that hurt

but we eat those

now for the fuck ass flashdrive

[glacial haven]

i have also found something for christmas as a present for the family

[fast garden]

this might be my favorite image on the wiki

i do not "play night lighthouse", i do not wait for other people to clear it for me. i go to mountains and clear the gunners i can see and if there are ground rouges I DIE

[glacial haven]

i forgot that grok plays tarkov

[soft coral]

unfortunately

[native crypt]

Doesn't he normally play spt?

[glacial haven]

nah, he is playing pvp 1.0

[native crypt]

Ok

[thick jetty]

went suprisingly well

[native crypt]

How it feels to wake up after you slept wrong

[glacial haven]

damn, got out pretty unharmed

i am too tired, i am constantly skirting the line of "acceptable" and "questionable"

lmao

[native crypt]

I thought it was funny so it was probably questionable

[glacial haven]

yes

[cyan garnet]

so true

[ancient marsh]

i should ask his ign when he's here again

i feel like pinging him for it is like a guaranteed way to be permad

[thick jetty]

rinth certainly is a place

no pointy guy figurine tho

[little flame]

@fast garden wanna do streets?

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven @native crypt @soft coral @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll found megahitler

[soft coral]

anyway hop on hero siege

[stark torrent]

Jesus

[glacial haven]

I was a bit confused until I saw those 76 kills

[thick jetty]

now we gotta rego cause tasks this time i wont be ok

[ancient marsh]

his stats

his gear

[glacial haven]

bro had a 3.6kd in that match alone

[fast garden]

i checked

[glacial haven]

either he is extremely good or he uses a little helper tool

[fast garden]

every single spawn for the flash drive

and it was in one of the two locked rooms i decided not to bring the keys for

out of 20 fucking spawns

[ancient marsh]

i just noticed

226 hours

Jeffrey Epstein, in the flesh

https://tenor.com/view/epsteinstrump-trump-epstein-gif-16738740347382122092

[glacial haven]

his account?

[ancient marsh]

yes

[ancient marsh]

https://tarkov.dev/players/

handy tool

you can search stats of players

even what's in their inventory

[glacial haven]

yeah then i think i know the answer as to how he got that kinda kd

[fast garden]

i have never dropped a 70 before

i think maybe i have a 68 or something?

[glacial haven]

probably doable somehow but definitely not at 226 hours playtime lmao

[ancient marsh]

i dropped 55 last game and this guy slid his uncircumcized cock across my forehead and left a trail of salty brine on my eyebrows with zero effort

[fast garden]

oh yeah no cheating his dick off

[ancient marsh]

with only 226 hours on the game

he must be really good

this is the Michael Jordan of tarkov

[glacial haven]

john tarkov in the flesh

be happy that he was at least on your team lmao

[ancient marsh]

it was last hero

he was not

the lion applies an ointment to the nether regions now

[glacial haven]

ah

last hero = free for all?

i never touched arena

[stark torrent]

thats a giga cheater kek

[ancient marsh]

yes

6 people against eachother

[glacial haven]

damn

[fast garden]

on that map

[ancient marsh]

hat guy could have easily dropped 80

[fast garden]

other maps have 10

[ancient marsh]

if the last place guy didnt insta leave

[gritty python]

he saved himself

[ancient marsh]

this guy skipped work on (any dangerous eventt)

[little flame]

wow i just got by thee

fuck you too

[glacial haven]

the equivalent of that one japanese dude that survived the titanic, he'll carry that burden with him

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

the equivalent of that one japanese guy that survived nagasaki and hiroshima

[fast garden]

retard i aint read ur shit im doing lightkeeper stuff right now has my agony not been well documented enough

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-baby-emote-package-larry-tuff-baby-cool-baby-gif-837304742761715371

[fast garden]

real talk tho imma get this flashdrive start the craft and do some chores then idk

ill need to visit lk and also start the task to get the mod4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1282122102048297103/metonight.gif

[glacial haven]

at this point he'll have a family and kids before he plays streets with you lmao

[little flame]

truly

[thick jetty]

retires even too

[glacial haven]

of what

unemployment?

[fast garden]

im literally on getting aquainted

[thick jetty]

tarkov idk

[little flame]

[glacial haven]

that was a pretty nasty jab ngl lmao

[little flame]

just heard someone die to the green flare sniper scav

god bless

on woods

4 min left

aye

[native crypt]

Didn't know they had computers in Argentina

[little flame]

pings everyone but me

ok bruh

this russian guy i cant

[glacial haven]

the ones at the shore of buenos aires are flooded atm

[native crypt]

I'm glad he learned to swim😊

[ancient marsh]

you live in somalia

shut up

[glacial haven]

might as well be with those statistics

[little flame]

i mean

kinda is somalia nowadays

u live in russia though

calm raid

[ancient marsh]

better than somalia

your point?

[glacial haven]

i know a swedish dude, the only thing he taught me to say in swedish is "mommy milkers"

[little flame]

xal hows ur president bro

very nice guy

[ancient marsh]

who's yours

[little flame]

ay man atleast i can shit talk my prime minister

but ur right

at this rate somalia is probably nicer to live in

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3st9lesONapXvHLIRTbQCz?si=fd6b470646e74d4a
@native crypt @fast garden

ok but lil jon always hypes up

[soft coral]

the buttplug

[fast garden]

this guy self naded on a random spawn in lh

curious

[soft coral]

heh @fast garden

[stark torrent]

met this guy before , he is a cheater i think

[soft coral]

[short cove]

whoever said to turn off hardware acceleration to fix the screen tear issue, it solved it🙏

atleasst it seems so for now

[thick jetty]

[gritty python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[cyan garnet]

the lion cannot carry 4 small dogs

[gritty python]

last guy reconnected in the last 3 mins of the match

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll were these icons updated?

yes they were

[stark torrent]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

question is why

[stark torrent]

probably to be used inthe future

[ancient marsh]

?

[stark torrent]

either event or who knows

[thick jetty]

he had some tearing in discord and shit so told him to tunr on or off depending what he has in discord cause it might help

hwa really fucky when you playing games and have something playing on the second monitor etc

[short cove]

nvm it dident fully fix it

just a bit

gonna turn it now off for my cpu too

[little flame]

killed a juicer