💣tarkov-released

[last jewel]

What about normal PvE?

[little flame]

BTR IS COMING

I GOTTA SKEDADDLE

[fast garden]

what.

[thick jetty]

few min matching so far

[little flame]

aight im out

lend lease 1 finally done i can rest

[stark torrent]

bro is gonna get touched by the next BTR ppl

[little flame]

lend lease 2

[thick jetty]

for bsg servers, nearly instant for local

[little flame]

nah i found mines code

[last jewel]

PvE mode you have to buy

[little flame]

if i didnt tho

i would

[stark torrent]

based

[fast garden]

yeah

only if you play local

otherwise you are on bsg servers

[little flame]

u can play local?????

since when

[fast garden]

theres an option for each map in pve

been that way for a while

[little flame]

i see many problems with that

omegalul

[thick jetty]

not for streets

[fast garden]

thats why its disabled for streets

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/moeny-money-duplication-glitch-duplication-glitch-glitch-duplication-gif-6933810042796829822

[thick jetty]

streets is always bsg server

[fast garden]

another lega daily dont laugh

[little flame]

broo

lucky mf

[last jewel]

Wait. Let me understand something. When you say local is that offline raid you can do that has less loot and you don't loose anything or actual PvE?

[little flame]

sludge

i gotta hit my pkpts

that i took from the cold bloody hands of a pscav i killed

[fast garden]

local pve and practice raids are two different things

[compact knoll]

Gun to my head, I would laugh

[last jewel]

Ooohh ok

Thanks

[little flame]

i cba to play solo more

im gonna lose it

[fast garden]

the lion has had enough of this shit

[little flame]

grrr

[little flame]

[thick jetty]

without tick its local and with tick you play on bsg server

[compact knoll]

That ones easy as long as you literally don't have down syndrome

[little flame]

the lion is reconsidering his life choices

[fast garden]

im first place in LH in 97% of matches

i think a downie could do it with an m60 ngl

[last jewel]

What could be the advantage of playing on bsg servers?

[fast garden]

performance

[last jewel]

Wdym

[fast garden]

local has the ai run off your machine

[thick jetty]

for some reason you cant even tick it for woods, factory i can see why not.

[last jewel]

Oh

[fast garden]

they didnt have enough servers

so its disabled for solos

only squads forcer servers

[thick jetty]

ngl, i barely notice any difference in performance, usually with local it hitches when the bots spawn, but tbh it happens even on bsg servers too

[little flame]

truege

[stark torrent]

INTELPLEASE new promo

[thick jetty]

still funny you can tick it for gz,inter,customs,lh,shore even if solo

[little flame]

TY SIR

ty speed

W speed

insta sold it

+140k

hehe

[soft coral]

Hero siere isn't real

[little flame]

😭

[soft coral]

@little flame @stark torrent @fast garden @ancient marsh

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-ethan-gif-13575813581334004253

[thick jetty]

thanks scavs

[soft coral]

jidahist build in Hero Siege
shield , no bow and granade only

[fast garden]

the sr2m is mid as fuck in arena why are people glazing this thing

[ancient marsh]

idk its rly ass

just run p90

[hallow stream]

love how the tutorial just

springs you to level 5

no more free therapist

[fast garden]

[little flame]

my tarko

tarkov

just

insta closed

itself

mid raid

ok bro

[ancient marsh]

"This gameplay is ass. Session terminated 🥀 "

[little flame]

truly

again

...........

[hollow patrol]

already got bored of arena breakout infinite i dont wanna do this extraction shooter shit

[thick jetty]

ah the mobile game

[hollow patrol]

that and tarkov are like the same game tbh

[hallow stream]

error request timed out when I press visit on a trader

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-26114103

[hallow stream]

turned out

my fucking internet just went

retard mode for 2 seconds

and disconnected everything

thanks Serbia

[little flame]

BRO

I LOAD IN

AS IM GETTING SHOT BY A SCAV

[hallow stream]

dude

[little flame]

HOW AM I ALIVE

[hallow stream]

you should see this arc raiders clip my friend recorded

oh my fucking god

its peak extraction shooter jank

[hollow patrol]

SERBIAA NUMBBERR ONEE

[little flame]

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1445472061408673936/Arc_Raiders_2025.12.02_-_18.40.11.66.DVR.mp4?ex=6937b883&is=69366703&hm=69357efab8e0aa7a952f5d734a181e52d3ab1a5795f7041defac3eebf5a4034f&

Look at this shit

[thick jetty]

what a weekly

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqL47mSqknE

[fast garden]

time to put in a support ticket for the rewards from the btr driver quest

smile

[little flame]

bro is struuuugggliiiing

• flea rep too

lmao

-*

[gritty python]

NATO groza

[little flame]

rofl

[ancient marsh]

that's actually really accurate

and i hate it

[gritty python]

[cyan garnet]

tarkov is russian slop not chinesium slop

[hollow patrol]

it's slop in the end

[ancient marsh]

thing is

tarkov is the opposite of slop

it's actually an innovator

genuinely

slop is repetition or plagiarism

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

slimed out 27 other players yesterday jesus

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-gif-23410458

[little flame]

okay game

pls stop fucking

being retarded

and sell the key

@fast garden what kappa checklist thingy do yall use

gonna start checking shit

so i know what to sell

[fast garden]

my brain

[little flame]

[fast garden]

iirc artyom uses one but ive never seen it before

i only ever worry about the hard shit like evasion willerz gingy etc

glorious and pest mask too

[stark torrent]

jesus

[stark torrent]

sir gingy is every 3rd scav for me

BAKEEZY BOOK THO

MY GOD

I PAID 400K for the reserve safe key in dome and still nothing

fuck everyone

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1282122102048297103/metonight.gif

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

still no bakezy?

[stark torrent]

not once + checking safe in factory

every scav

nothing

i got intels and even a btc

[little flame]

lmao

[fast garden]

gg man

lmfao

[stark torrent]

but never book

[little flame]

ive sold my bakezy

its

time

[fast garden]

scav run shoreline safes

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[stark torrent]

i have to go interchange or customs and kill reshala

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shoot-me-gif-14188290

shoreline

[stark torrent]

chumming

test drive

sbih

kms

[little flame]

quest

sounds like something cryon would say

lowkey

[fast garden]

smile

[stark torrent]

LOOOK

no fuckin book

[fast garden]

arent there a shit ton of safes in dorms

[little flame]

never getting that resolved

[stark torrent]

setup rats when dorms is mentioned

[fast garden]

ignored for 10+ days till artyom reaches out to com manager

[stark torrent]

but yeah that could work as well

[little flame]

lmfaoo

[hollow patrol]

i love chinesium

[fast garden]

come lets go loot safes on shoreline or customs

[little flame]

ill come with

i have nothing to do on shoreline but im bored as shit

[fast garden]

i basically just have sbih and tarkov shooter

and thats like it

[little flame]

ah ye

need one more tarky shooter 4

but done with sbih on shoreline

[thick jetty]

inter go brrr

[native crypt]

they have done this before with the barter unlocks. i think they intentionally dont give the barter to keep people from getting stuff earlier and in more quantities than they want

this is just my schizo theory but they have repeatedly done this

[fast garden]

i think bsg is just stupid

the pkm barter was non functional for like

2 wipes after it was added

[native crypt]

i remember

because for a while i was pkm man on labs when they finally fixed it

[little flame]

btr driver

[native crypt]

surprised he didn't steal it

[little flame]

i was gonna say something

but i shouldnt

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[little flame]

i cant bro 😭

[native crypt]

does he still steal the soft armor from armor and helmets?

[little flame]

i'd get executed

instantly

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bebetwenty-gif-24481473

i love streets fps

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

imma grab some dinner then after

[native crypt]

feels so good i love this game and its optimizations😊

[stark torrent]

air frying my shit rn

i think its time they give us a PSU craft

[fast garden]

cinema

[little flame]

holy fuck my inventory doesnt actually look like puke rn

give it about 2 raids

[thick jetty]

its good

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732404014615887933/1058230191408812132/chief.gif

[thick jetty]

damn game crashed. been a while since its done that

naah second time since 1.0

fr fr

[thick jetty]

it fine

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732404014615887933/1056484558188597348/1dahri.gif

[thick jetty]

damn he chonker

[blazing basin]

actually siomethign funny in this server

[native crypt]

broken clocks man

[little flame]

bruh

big sad

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1447024321846317128/image.png?ex=6938182a&is=6936c6aa&hm=d72978f145fce97ad285813f344266972e0fbc9783a3c8c170a70bbb23359b3b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

the most evil fucking match ive played

[little flame]

@stark torrent bro

what ru air frying

10 bigmacs?

come mann

[blazing basin]

what does this mean? The translation seems sus

[ancient marsh]

wasn't posted for you

@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden guys check the tigz streamer item post again

[fast garden]

yeah i said that

[little flame]

jesus christ

😭

[ancient marsh]

genuinely give that game to ChatGPT 5 and it won't get out of spawn

that game was lost when i queued

legit hitler + mousolinni + epstein + stalin + mao on enemy teeam

and im playing scout so i dealt 0 dmg

deadass hit a guy 9 times in the chest

they all had altyns too

[native crypt]

kms

[ancient marsh]

level action and camp exits

[native crypt]

thats the plan

[cyan garnet]

terrible day to try and extract from emercom

[stark torrent]

yeah i did sbih rly fast this wipe with the levie

marleen my beloved

[native crypt]

love the marlin rof

so fast

[short cove]

today i learned

in tarkov

ads gets overwritten by sprinting :)

[native crypt]

yeah most games do that

[native crypt]

divorced dad fit for gz

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[ancient marsh]

HIS MOTHER IS VERY ALIVE AND WELL AND NO BRAIN CANCER

[cyan garnet]

Arena moment

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh why you playin on an alt account man

[little flame]

4 sec life span

i think he has a good gaming chair

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

thats how long xal lasts in bed

[thick jetty]

[little flame]

i cant

[fast garden]

ok

[native crypt]

neck hitbox 😊

another wonderful addition

[gritty python]

throat hitbox sponsored by the throatgoat nikita buyanov

[ancient marsh]

i know a guy who didn't like the neck hitbox being added too

@compact knoll

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[ancient marsh]

i DISAVOW

[stark torrent]

I am the Poorge Divison

TEMU Divison

[little flame]

IM ABOUT TO BLOW

EVERYONE GET DOWN

[stark torrent]

Terrorist Divison

[gritty python]

average reshala guard

[little flame]

48kg btw

it might be over

[gritty python]

nah if you have anything over like 16-17 strength i think ur still regening

[little flame]

ik

i will regen

[gritty python]

[little flame]

the nuke ending was my bag being blown up

[stark torrent]

bro's backpack explodes we get the 5th ending

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/backpack-prank-bomb-prank-classroom-gif-14941407973056768179

me after i throw my bag

https://tenor.com/view/big-backpack-giant-backpack-stealing-gif-3640514306905439382

[keen sparrow]

True. No more updating your 20 gun mods because spt devs decided to migrate all of SPT to a new language or because BSG changed some pathIDs for sounds in certain bundles

But, now client modders are all fucked because BSG made all the methods and classes well hidden.

You know what though? Fuck ‘em. After all the bullshit i saw them give the asset guys, deserved.

Asset guys: ‘wdym i have to learn DNSpy to make a codebase to add a few new backpacks’

Client coders: ‘get good, learn to code’

[thick jetty]

now it would be funny if you could shoot the backpack, kinda like you can shoot the mines out of engineers hands in bf6 just a massive explosion from a random scav bullet

[keen sparrow]

Fucking karma bro.

[gritty python]

the single pellet of 20x70 hitting the backpack

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[keen sparrow]

[nova cloak]

Couldn't think of a better name

[gritty python]

fucking slumber party at fortress

[fast garden]

only missing the cultists

[thick jetty]

need to visit inter some more

[real solstice]

Tagilla goon cave?

[thick jetty]

tetris is from there rest were scattered. gpu was pc find

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

MWAAAHHH

PKP

[soft coral]

gg

[little flame]

ty

[soft coral]

dont know what we're celebrating but gg

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll i'm never believing you again

[thick jetty]

it's beatiful

[ancient marsh]

you fucking little liar

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

[ancient marsh]

i thought the pay2win code thing was real and told people on yt

that it was like a limited code only a couple people got

cause you posted it

fuck you man

[soft coral]

wait i have a cat to post

[hallow stream]

the retardinator

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

[native crypt]

clicks like the predator

[soft coral]

bro doesn't even know he exists

[thick jetty]

stick, that shoot fasts pointy things

[soft coral]

commit 0/1

eat a granade

[compact knoll]

What?

[ancient marsh]

the fucking pay2win code

like 3 people on yt called me a liar

cause i believed you

i thought its a limited code and u got rewards

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHHA

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[thick jetty]

how about now

[thick jetty]

[native crypt]

seeing stick

[little flame]

pkp for gunsmith

its annoying to find

stfu

kys

[soft coral]

???????????

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-turning-head-confused-cat-rizalalthur-orange-cat-behavior-gif-10491959385063137392

[soft coral]

what.....did I do?

[ancient marsh]

bulgarian

https://tenor.com/view/chris-brown-gif-20418036

[soft coral]

yeah unforutnately

[thick jetty]

imma go give btr guy some moonshine, wish me luck

[native crypt]

got that hubble telescope

[thick jetty]

i wanna see sturhs eyes when he shoots me

[soft coral]

ayo how is jupiter looking this time of year dawg

[thick jetty]

round

[soft coral]

mf said round

[native crypt]

everyone knows jupiter is a triangle silly

[little flame]

[thick jetty]

damn

[little flame]

lvl 35 finally

omg

gimme that thicc case

rn

right fucking now

gg boys

[soft coral]

@little flame @native crypt

[little flame]

lmao

[native crypt]

real and true

[little flame]

ooo insta turn in

forgot about this one

[soft coral]

combusting

[little flame]

oh wtf

2 biboin?

[wintry ridge]

Free scope for gunsmith

[little flame]

truuuueege

[wintry ridge]

Btc is nice too tbh

[little flame]

we need more

[soft coral]

TO SKIBIDI OR NOT

TO SKIBIDI OR NOT 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[ancient marsh]

please hang

[soft coral]

no

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll

...why does the sausage recipe use a geiger counter?

[ancient marsh]

actual lyrics to compare

Recoil update still remains the best change to tarkov

[soft coral]

I CAME TO GOON
THE BISCUITS LOOSE

[thick jetty]

you're not question the tp?

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden @native crypt

ai cannot replicate such a masterpiece

[keen sparrow]

Shawty. Cuh. Bih.

Such masterful use of ebonics.

[soft coral]

only in cleveland cuh

[keen sparrow]

The only place with stronger ebonics than cleveland has to be florida though

[wintry ridge]

to pull out the radioactive meat scraps from the tushonka

[keen sparrow]

Florida is messed.

[wintry ridge]

wait goated idea

what if

they added inventories to workbench and lavatory

but only for those style items

like the tools for the crafts or toolkits and screws n shit

and then soap and cloth and tp

so when you use a tool for a craft it doesnt just rip it from a junkbox and throw it in ur main stash

[keen sparrow]

And they’ll charge 20$ per hideout node

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @thick jetty @little flame @native crypt

[thick jetty]

damn

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

cheap ass mf

vischeck unity material replacement

and i am saying cheap ass mf because that's a paste of a publicly available resource on github lmao

[fast garden]

talking to dad while looking for dungeon tagilla

he goes supersayain sprint mode and murks me

whatever

ok

[wintry ridge]

i hope nothing but the worst for this cocksucker

shoots me with 0.2s left on scav coop extract

[fast garden]

you exposed your face didnt you

[wintry ridge]

i was the scav

[fast garden]

oh

lol

[wintry ridge]

back turned to him too so he just went retarded for no reason

[thick jetty]

again, hopefully this time there aint no kobe throwing f-1¨s from gas station

[short cove]

is it too late to join the wipe now?

[compact knoll]

No

[short cove]

how are there actually 700 updoots

i thought there would be less preds on twitter

[fast garden]

dr diddles kids coming back to tarkov wasnt on bingo card

[wintry ridge]

its never too late

since this IS the last forced wipe

[pallid bolt]

if you're talking about the gear diff, if you aren't there literally hour 1, it's already too late

but it's still early

[fast garden]

peek guy using an uzi on interchange on an off angle

instant triple headshot from 40 meters

whatever

[gritty python]

the train engine smg must be feared

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

20rounders btw

tried to shoot me through a wall moments before btw

[soft coral]

@fast garden @compact knoll @native crypt @keen sparrow

I AM INSTERESTED INSTAGRAM

thank you thank you thank you

oh lord

at 1am too bro im laughing like a lunatic

[compact knoll]

@fast garden play?

[fast garden]

i think im about to play with another friend starting wipe

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613384223897813001/1443521958569316392/noozajureg-1959705747878797395-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

alright

[wintry ridge]

[keen sparrow]

bro, even triple-A titles aren't this bad

even better/worse, i've never seen Stalker GAMMA behave this bad either

The sun could cook all electronics via a massive CME next month and Tarkov might run better because of it.

[thick jetty]

@compact knoll a question if i may

[compact knoll]

Yes

[real solstice]

Looking in certain directions on customs drops me down to <45 FPS

[thick jetty]

are LH Rogues rng with if they spawn or not?

[compact knoll]

Uhhh

They were before

[thick jetty]

cause i went there and there was 2 scavs

[compact knoll]

You could just get the frontal 2

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mcgregor-where-is-everyone-where-the-fuck-is-everyone-roadhouse-road-house-gif-9529670951302260136

[thick jetty]

cause i played back when lh came out and there were a guy in every mlg and gl and bunch walking around

[compact knoll]

There usually are

Idk if they changed it since

But before it could only spawn the frontal 2 rogues

And thats it

[thick jetty]

yeah i saw no one, just scav on the roof near northv and then few walking around there

got me wondering if they dont always spawn

[real solstice]

Someone teach Tigz how to print screen

[hallow stream]

We have enabled IL2CPP or whatever fucking idiot ass named feature it was called to stop cheating - burgerstategames

Just looks like it got even easier

After they fucking cracked it in the span of the first day

[thick jetty]

or win+shift+s

[hallow stream]

shit company did it just to fuck over modders I swear on my life and my moms life, if im wrong she dies tomorrow

[keen sparrow]

good.

ex-modder btw.

[hallow stream]

Im actually 90% certain thats how I died on interchange

Cause the guy I died to was eod and 90% survival rate with 200+ extractions

And he was using some bitchass sniper

[native crypt]

Cheaters? Here? No way man.

[hallow stream]

On interchange of all maps

[hallow stream]

First raid out of tutorial btw

I shut the game down immediately

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-lightskin-agreement-gif-25487093

[thick jetty]

tarkov doesnt have cheaters

[hallow stream]

Making Nikita a new hole with this magic trick called

[thick jetty]

just bunch of jobless fucks that are better than any human

[hallow stream]

A pipe filled with gunpowder and random bits of scrap metal i found in my yard

[keen sparrow]

Tarkov playerbase is a giant swathe of boutique gaming chair enjoyers.

[hallow stream]

I was like

Hmmm before playing my mods i should try 1 raid on pvp maybe it goes well

A fool.

[keen sparrow]

bro's hair looks like Altocumulus Undulatus clouds

[keen sparrow]

mfkers will say 'filtered'

[fast garden]

they have been changed a lot over the years

you can get a totally empty rogue camp

[thick jetty]

thats kinda cool

[hallow stream]

Filtering the last braincell from their head as they type that word

[keen sparrow]

It's just a low-resolution no-thought take

because it's easier to dog on your fellow player than it is to get BSG to do anything about cheaters

[hallow stream]

Like

Okay so

[keen sparrow]

[hallow stream]

I played hunt showdown during all the periods when it was just infested with cheaters

[keen sparrow]

It's the same as telling your manager about a big problem at work and they shrug and say "too bad" or "oh well"

[hallow stream]

And the reason I did is because you could actually outskill cheaters

[hallow stream]

Too bad you cant on tarkov cause its a slow clunky piece of shit

So cheats just make you fucking God

[thick jetty]

i've played hunt and holy shit is it boring everyone just sitting in a bush or some shit or its a cheater doming you across the map

[keen sparrow]

is hunt showdown the like

[hallow stream]

Its so much more fun than tarkov

[keen sparrow]

red dead bloodborne extract shooter?

[hallow stream]

Most fun I had on tark was me and my friend playing 3.11 spt

[hallow stream]

Yes

[thick jetty]

hey im having lots of fun

[keen sparrow]

yeah, Fika is pretty lit

love love love that it has healthbars/name plates over your pal's heads

so you'd literally have to try to friendly fire

[hallow stream]

Its just mega fast paced, not much commitment of a game, hop on and shoot people with revolvers

Therefore fun

[compact knoll]

it was better before

[hallow stream]

Tark would also be fun if it just had a real anti cheat

[thick jetty]

am having fun and the game runs perfect, thats all that matters to me other than the bullshit mainmenu lag that they somehow dont know how to fix

[hallow stream]

Muhhh engine fault

Muhh engine bad

[keen sparrow]

next time the game hangs hard on the main menu

Check your GPU usage in task manager

[hallow stream]

Claim made by burgerstategames after they try putting circle shape in square hole

[compact knoll]

oh hey i know him

[thick jetty]

im constantly over 100. even in streets im 80-90's. even borderlands 4 ran worse

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[thick jetty]

customs etc are 120+ even on native 4k

[hallow stream]

Cause unity isnt dog shit

Its just the devs that are horrible

And then the next game they are gonna make is ue5 like

Thank fuck they are killing their own studio with that decision

[thick jetty]

aint using when lagging

[keen sparrow]

isn't that fucking interesting?

[hallow stream]

Uh

Engine shit

Uh

Engine bad

Uh

We make nexy game in ue5

[keen sparrow]

how whenever the menu hangs, Tarkov forgets the name and phone number of your video card?

[hallow stream]

Uh

Buy unheard edition to fix your game

Uh

Gucci shirt 8k USD

[thick jetty]

game freezes=doesnt have nothing to render=0% gpu usage "isnt it interesting?"

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[hallow stream]

Be a true believer

Or get filtered

[thick jetty]

bish im maxed out

[hallow stream]

[thick jetty]

you forget the fact that i own money

[keen sparrow]

that's where you're wrong though

[thick jetty]

and i dont spend it wisely

[keen sparrow]

Every main menu background, the labs camera, the woods tree, the factory lightbulb

they're all maps

[hallow stream]

Fucking hell man

[thick jetty]

cough cough 500 dollars in games given away in offtopic in july

[hallow stream]

At least you arent one of those russian players who spend their 5 years salary on unheard

[thick jetty]

naah wasnt nothing to go UH from EOD

the stash upgrade on the other hand

[hallow stream]

Oh I think iedy and ivan did that too

From eod to UH

[keen sparrow]

nahhhhh

really?!

[hallow stream]

God fucking forbid balkaners have a brain on how to spend money

They couldve gotten crack and hookers instead they got sewage water filtered thru shit

Not to say one is the better choice than the other

Buuuut

[thick jetty]

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/lemme-tell-you-something-else-man-lemme-tell-you-something-shane-walsh-shane-walsh-shane-walsh-the-walking-dead-shane-walsh-roasts-daryl-gif-16085253335526053440

[thick jetty]

once you get stung by tarky bug its hard to let go

[hallow stream]

Iedy got multiple of those

I remember the screenshots

[hallow stream]

I'd rather do fentanyl

[thick jetty]

you can only buy 56 lines

[keen sparrow]

It is really fucked up to open my games folder

and i double-click the 4.0 SPT server without even thinking that i could play one of the other 40 games

[hallow stream]

My game folder consists of

Gamma mod i havent played or updated in half a year or more

A bunch of indie games

Red dead 2

Nightreign which I need to get dlc for

Uh

Yea thats it

[keen sparrow]

i'm waiting for the elden ring DLC to go on sale

by the time it does i'll be able to buy it with my social security, lol

[thick jetty]

im just playing tarky untill im bored and since i barely give a fuck about new games i might be here for awhile

[keen sparrow]

no DLC should cost 2/3rds the cost of the base game

[compact knoll]

that one had me

confused for a second

had to re read it

[thick jetty]

maybe HLL vietnam? other than that i have nothing in my scope

[compact knoll]

i dont even play ss14

[hallow stream]

I dont gurt money for new games and if they are on unreal engine i cant even play them so thats pretty cool too

[thick jetty]

am sorry

[hallow stream]

My pc is just nuked

[hallow stream]

Fucking ass cou

Cpu

[thick jetty]

i gurt up money if i think its cool enough to gurt up money

[hallow stream]

[thick jetty]

meanwhile me the other end of the list without any sane upgrade path

[hallow stream]

Told my friend Ill get the nightreign dlc in a few days

[thick jetty]

ying yang

[hallow stream]

Bitch I wont my bank is gatekeeping my fucking debit card from me

[thick jetty]

only thing i can think of is 8k and 5090 other than that we gucci

[hallow stream]

i gave my last bit of money to my grandma and used hers to buy the game on a discount with cs money added on top

Life fucking sucks

[thick jetty]

i mean you still have league

and occasional bug to torment you

[hallow stream]

No that games shit and i havent touched it for a year

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[thick jetty]

🤯

[thick jetty]

good for you

[hallow stream]

I would need to get to am5 and then get a pot of gold to afford a single stick of ddr5 4gb ram

[thick jetty]

[real solstice]

I prefer to touch beer with one hand and steering wheel with the other

[thick jetty]

oh yeah that happened, i mean the +10% on amd cpu's gonna feel good too

[real solstice]

In Assetto Corsa, naturally

[thick jetty]

Ofc ofc

[compact knoll]

@fast garden night vision is so ass 💔

how much

[thick jetty]

all

[fast garden]

every single side story

chop chop little boy

[thick jetty]

worky worky

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/7oxeJe_OYqE?t=69

@fast garden @ancient marsh timecode

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[thick jetty]

got 5 vitamins with 5 mp5

[compact knoll]

@fast garden does transitbug work for guide

[fast garden]

yeah

[compact knoll]

snile

[hearty oar]

damm... fastest 1 minute spawn of my life in custom. I think it is kinda late do to punisher part 6 when everyone wearing lv5 armor with gangs

[compact knoll]

just do it on factory

i did it while doing uzi test drive

[fast garden]

you cant do 6 on factory

[hearty oar]

that is punisher 5. and i do punisher 5 in factory with VPO 209 with AP-M. it's fun

[compact knoll]

ah

idk pun 6 is alright

just dont be a broke bitch and use good ammo

killed kaban once, got like 300 rounds of ps

fumbled 10 times trying to alt tab

cant even afk in peace

piece of shit

alright man

what are we doing here

thousnad hours

guy somehow runs staright to me

alright yeah

surely he doesnt know

[hearty oar]

it will be fine but LPS/PS/T-46 dont good anymore with lv5 armor. snipe the head would be better but since my aim for the head is never good, only thing i can do is up close and personal but that always come with 1 kill before death or none but yeah i got 13/15 kill now so only need 2 more kill

[hearty oar]

maybe he got good gaming chair

[thick jetty]

i just killed kaban and he had mags full of fmj

atleast his body guards had bt and pp

he might be big boy but .300 put him down nicely. i just hate how he a little bitch and barely is on the roadside of the lexos, cant see him from the bank

also how fucking many are there

[compact knoll]

a lot

[thick jetty]

marleen and mp5 combo lets see how it works. shouldnt be any different from mp7 combo

cant wait till they nerfe it to shit and make 1560 different variations of .308

[compact knoll]

they should

[thick jetty]

name them MXLRPP,MXLRPS etc

[compact knoll]

huh

very intersting how he was in the most shitty place no one goes to

i wonder what he was doing there

aimbot doesnt work when im hiding behind a pillar i guess

[thick jetty]

man i gotta admit, liking streets a lot

even tho trying to kill kaban usually ends up with a bullet between my eyes. but other than that its such a dope place

[keen sparrow]

it's actually a fucking awesome map when it behaves

[wintry ridge]

why is bro tryna aura farm for ss14

ive killed more guys with a bone saw in medbay

[thick jetty]

@wintry ridge hiii

[wintry ridge]

hiii lil dude

[thick jetty]

i just wish spt would eat performance like crazy

[thick jetty]

hows it going?

[keen sparrow]

It has to, you're running all the stuff that BSG would run, locally on your PC.

[thick jetty]

i know. maybe i should build a server

[keen sparrow]

Even running Fika headless client on the same machine as the game has given a bit better performance.

[wintry ridge]

good

[compact knoll]

@fast garden what do you have shoulder switch binded to

[fast garden]

like

ctrl alt mouse5 or something lmfao

[thick jetty]

fucking kollon camping klimov

[compact knoll]

woohoo

[thick jetty]

[compact knoll]

supposed to be a starter quest to "prove myself"

still dont have it completed after basically killing half of tarkov

[glacial haven]

Those "Kill [PMC, Scav, Any] at [location]" quests are absolute aids

But anything is better than any Lighthouse / Shoreline quests

Every single time I play shoreline, I feel like a fucking cave man trying to figure out where I am at by looking at stone formations

[thick jetty]

naah, those "get thing X but you'll need key Y from location B" and the by the time you get to location B theres a bitch boss A camping that spot and you end up wasting your time with that shit and eventually the key dont even spawn

[keen sparrow]

me getting lost in one of the villages because i was stoned af

there's like 4 houses. it was pretty pathetic.

[thick jetty]

only map that gives me that is either labs or woods

[glacial haven]

Those can easily be accelerated by going on streets and looting cabinets and jackets, you'll find all of the keys that you need there with a bit of luck and persistence

[thick jetty]

nothing like good old dirt pit and trees and you're like "mines?"

[glacial haven]

That's the issue, I always know where I am at on Woods or Labs, just Shoreline gives me that issue because I am too lazy to run on the actual shoreline and want to take a shortcut

[thick jetty]

i mean sure but my key rn is bloody key and you cant even pocket that

half of the time kollontay is there and the key isnt

[glacial haven]

I mean, yeah, there are exceptions

[thick jetty]

other keys are easy cause you can pouch them

[wintry ridge]

shoreline just sucks full stop

[glacial haven]

I am actually proud of myself, my unit test code variables aren't extremely questionable for once

[wintry ridge]

spawns suck navigation sucks boss sucks

[thick jetty]

i think shoreline is the better lighthouse

[keen sparrow]

shoreline👏 safes👏 keep👏 us👏 fed👏

[thick jetty]

lighthouse has way too much mountain range and rocks

[glacial haven]

Lighthouse is extremely easy to manoeuvre, there's basically a single street, the rogue camp and a few houses

That's the upside of the map, the only one

Literal only upside of it

[keen sparrow]

nods, crabwalk, laser set to IR flood, covert movement being power leveled, orange med dufflebags, scuffed resort combat

[glacial haven]

How to extract from Lighthouse: walk in either direction of the road and you will find your exfil location

[keen sparrow]

and shoreline is, walk across the map

[glacial haven]

And hope you come out at the right spot

[keen sparrow]

And pier is either closed for extract, or being camped.

[thick jetty]

hey when i started playing there was customs,woods, and factory, and there is a reason why i love them

[glacial haven]

I only really enjoy customs because it has a bit of everything

[thick jetty]

1 more try for bloody key and then bedge

[thick jetty]

it's a solid map

[stark torrent]

Nikita himself said he will tell the devs to increase scav spawns at gas

No scavs at all now

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

Literally have to spend half the raid at a gas station shooting in air for 4 scavs

[thick jetty]

bro got hella mad

also no key

[compact knoll]

Is your game slideshow or is it the video

[thick jetty]

it's all smooth for me

game and video

[tame dawn]

Yeah the eyes can only see 30fps

[thick jetty]

if you have hardware accl off it might be a slideshow

[thick jetty]

nuh uh its 24

[tame dawn]

[stark torrent]

what is this FPS man

bro is playing on NASA pc

[thick jetty]

yes

[hollow patrol]

90 fps to 60 when you scope in

or like 80 to 60

balbblllbbll

[thick jetty]

PiP scopes are fun

[hollow patrol]

just cap your fps

[hard heart]

capping fps causes some stutters tho

[thick jetty]

why would i?

i have VRR on my display

[compact knoll]

its fine on pc

shits itself on the phone

weirdge

[thick jetty]

might be the av1 codec

[tame dawn]

Shoreline if you got rid of the dogshit dead zones

Left side of map, swampy dogshit. Right side of map, empty plains with hilly dogshit.

[hard heart]

Ah yes, WT map syndrome, force fights

[stark torrent]

sir its a game with gun

[hard heart]

Nuh-uh, you can find tanks on shoreline

[tame dawn]

I dont mind the left side as much, but the deadman march to scav camp is brutal

[compact knoll]

7 am

bro just woke up

already on tarkov

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[stark torrent]

gotta go to work in like 35

[tame dawn]

That a scav raid

[stark torrent]

cleaning stash , reseting crafts , flipping flea

we always have work in tarkov

my 2nd job

doesnt pay too well

[thick jetty]

out of curiosity what size monitor you have?

[stark torrent]

144hz

[tame dawn]

Imagine tarkov if it had a mobile hideout manager app

[thick jetty]

bro actually just woke up

[thick jetty]

size not refresh rate

[stark torrent]

it would burn out my phone with the memory leaks

[hollow patrol]

what how why

[stark torrent]

144p or whatever the fuck

2k

[thick jetty]

[hard heart]

I got no idea but when my buddy capped his FPS to 60, he just had awful stuttering problem on streets

[thick jetty]

thats resolution. 24 inch? 27 inch?

[hard heart]

the moment he uncapped his frames, he no longer stutters

[tame dawn]

Long enough

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[hollow patrol]

i dont think it should do that. nikita classic ig

[hard heart]

Either Nikita or just Unity being ass

[thick jetty]

damn bro got the 32"

[stark torrent]

lemme see

27 inch

nah its not the 32 i think

too big

[viral egret]

hello tarkov

[thick jetty]

all g52a show up as 32" weirdge

[stark torrent]

it depends on country i think

there they sell 27 as well

[thick jetty]

it like this?

[stark torrent]

Samsung Gaming Odyssey G5 LS27AG520PPXEN 27 inch QHD IPS 1 ms 165 Hz HDR G-Sync Compatible & FreeSync Premium

[stark torrent]

this is the one

i found my old receipt

[hollow patrol]

yall a buncha nerdss.. 1080p is the method

[thick jetty]

damn

[stark torrent]

my 2nd monitor is the 1080 one

[viral egret]

1 monitor gaming

i physically cant fit a 2nd monitor anywhere anyway

[thick jetty]

naah 4k, then dlss it to shit cause randy shitcock released UE5 borderlands 4

[hollow patrol]

i guess unless youre playing tarkov where you need to see the entire map and an extra picture of nikita's bum all at once

[viral egret]

1080p tark looks fiine

[hollow patrol]

dude i should play the finals again last time i played it the game ran like ass because my cpu was old but i upgraded

[thick jetty]

At first it looks fine

Actual size

[hollow patrol]

i cant play anything without high anti aliasing anymore

or atleast as high as i can get it and still have reasonable fps

[compact knoll]

its good for spotting enemies

but also no fps

[hollow patrol]

i mean anti aliasing by itself can be a pretty like

cheap setting to turn on

[compact knoll]

the monitor res

i mean

[hollow patrol]

its just worse if your pc is already ass and you have to run some sort of optimization

[thick jetty]

fxaa yeah

taa usually is just blurry ass that robs fps

[hollow patrol]

taa is so ass

so ass

[thick jetty]

it used to be great

now it ass

[hollow patrol]

its like a bad eyesight filter

i usually play with the settings on a game until i get to the best looking one for me

and then never change off

[thick jetty]

either i run TAA /FXAA or DLSS, and since tarkov runs okay enough i decided normal low TAA, high TAA was just garbo perf and look

[compact knoll]

check the clip ive sent of it before

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[hollow patrol]

anti aliasing is just like an essential setting to me ngl

[thick jetty]

[hollow patrol]

because you also get to
actually see people instead of being effectively blind after like 15 meters because of the pixel count

[thick jetty]

i did try maxing everything out and oh boy did it look horrible

i think this was the maxed out one

the fuck the scope doing

everything was filled with this blurry bs

[hollow patrol]

doesnt look bad at first sight im sure its worse if anything is moving on the screen

[thick jetty]

oh it looked like ants

i think hbao and ssr just dont like each other so it's all just wonky

[hollow patrol]

cinema

[thick jetty]

heres the same pic but with just TAA and everything else off

the left side wall is a great example, its tarkov i dont think the wall would be shiny

[hollow patrol]

looks better

especially considering you have pvp to worry about

making everything fancy shiny and gae wont help

[thick jetty]

i dont play no more PvP. am oldge

like me some PvE

[hollow patrol]

i thought everyone who plays this piece of shit game was a live player that drags their balls through glass shards

+rep

[viral egret]

xal is pve too

[hollow patrol]

ok but he's xal

so fuck him

[viral egret]

im live player but i lowk got bored of dragging my balls thru molten concrete

[thick jetty]

i've played enough Og pvp so to speak so im just fine with PvE, aint in my prime, dont have time due work. just wanna chill have fun

also i've spent enough money to play the game how i wanna play it

[hollow patrol]

now me personally ion care bout none of that im not playing tarkov ever unless its on sale (never) under like a reasonable amount of euro (never)

[thick jetty]

it just was and on decent sale too no?

[hollow patrol]

not when i checked

[thick jetty]

gotta get you a cbt package for sure

[hollow patrol]

i tried reinstalling arena breakout yesterday and got bored and uninstalled after 2 raids

i dont have reason to grind that game

[thick jetty]

i tried like 2 raids of it and just couldnt shake the mobile game'esk it has you know

[hollow patrol]

no i dont get that personally game feels fine to me

it just aint all that

[thick jetty]

i did like Gray Zone Warfare alot, havent played the latest wipe yet

it got svd and .300blkout

[hollow patrol]

i also did get domed by a fucker with an sks but i digress since i also had one

and i was running god's cheapest loadout

[cyan garnet]

Lots of opinions for someone who doesnt own the game

[hollow patrol]

[cyan garnet]

[thick jetty]

it plays fine but it's super arcady feeling you know

[hollow patrol]

i guess true

idk how tarkov feels cause i havent touched that shit

[thick jetty]

probably same as before

unless you tried ages ago before inertia

[hollow patrol]

[winged mica]

Escape from Khakiv?

[cyan garnet]

[thick jetty]

since eft is slav block and gzw is jungle and abi is chinese we need a middle east extraction shooter

escape fallujah