💣tarkov-released

[glacial haven]

Like instantly

Same as door unlock and so on

[thick jetty]

went to marked, switched out my used black mdr for room one, and looted the g28 and key case, got to the dome and saw guys going there, then my mdr and key case went poof and then the clip happened

[tame dawn]

Im suprised cheaters haven't found a way to give themselves kollontays gun jam aura somehow

[thick jetty]

decided to leave since i atleast had a mcx to take home

[tame dawn]

Thats so evil

[thick jetty]

thought at first i somehow dropped it but theres no binds for it, then realized the case was gone, and tried to remag the g28 and it went poof too

ghost of reserve got me

[fast garden]

svd is gun of the devil

[thick jetty]

i always knew sthurman was the devil

[cyan garnet]

They dont do patch notes cause they dunno wtf theyre doing hahahaha

Just some russians straight up vibe coding for ten years straight

[real solstice]

You argue like a Jew and your mother smells of elderberries

[real solstice]

"I feel like you're missing the point here"
Somebody please unplug twitter

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent found a new bugh

[fast garden]

its a good one

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

ninja vanish

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven

throw 5 of those in like office

a guy comes up

just insta deploy them

[glacial haven]

Do they stay on permanently and discharge smoke?

[tame dawn]

New rat tech

Can the shitty thermals see through the smoke?

[compact knoll]

it only grows to a certain amount

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-in-a-fog-got-lost-lost-frustrated-lonely-gif-12067214

factory after im done with it

[compact knoll]

i think so

[tame dawn]

D2 stairwell, trip mines, pre-deploy the smoke. Pick up smoke. Wait for players

Redeploy, larp as joker or jigsaw over voip. Watch from smoke cloud with thermals

[compact knoll]

AHAHHAHAHA

[tame dawn]

How long does it last for? Does it freeze the duration timer when you pick it up or restart it?

[fast garden]

im actually worried if its clientside

bc when he threw it in usec

[tame dawn]

If its reliably repeatable and not just desync, that's crazy rat tech

[fast garden]

smoke was there for him but not me

we both saw it in that clip

but when we went a little farther i didnt

[glacial haven]

Then it's very likely client sided, I would've been surprised if it were server sided lmao

[tame dawn]

1.0 ready 10 year dev time 1000 bugs fixed

[fast garden]

yeah i just wonder what the reason for that is since we both saw the same thing when we were next to each other in the clip

[glacial haven]

Or well, at this point saying "I would've been surprised" is more of a phrase than actually being surprised

[glacial haven]

Possible that some event fires whenever someone drops it which is sometimes broadcasted, sometimes it isn't for whatever reason

It's Tarkov, there's hundreds of reasons why that may be the case lmao

Usually saying "It's [game name]" is a really lazy way of trying to figure out why it happens but Tarkov is such a cascaded pile of junk at it's heart, I am quite certain that some developers at BSG can't even figure out 70% of the bugs that people encounter

[keen sparrow]

They forget gloss maps half the fucking time.

Which is akin to forgetting to tie your shoelaces before going outside.

[tame dawn]

What other terrible fuckups do you find while modding?

Besides that one spelling error

[keen sparrow]

MDR bundle wasn't nested like any other gun in the files, 99% of gun bundles referencing the akm for sounds, multiple spelling errors that are super important

like

if you don't purposefully mis-spell 'reciever' like they do it can fuck shit up

it's just stuff that is really strange. things you'd never guess

[glacial haven]

Tarkov having a spelling mistake is more forgivable than the literal http header doc saying that "referer" is the correct name for the header, not "referrer", to this very day, that spelling mistake is still used everywhere to keep up with dated frameworks

[keen sparrow]

these magazines?

[glacial haven]

You couldn't believe how often I had to do a sanity check to make sure I am not insane for thinking it's "referrer", not "referer"

[tame dawn]

I wouldn't be surprised if there is a bug where a certain backpack with certain items in an exact order bricks something

[keen sparrow]

there's no spring modeled inside, it's a picture of a spring

[glacial haven]

Funny enough, that "god mode" exploit, of which a clip was posted sometime earlier last week, that is not a cheat

[tame dawn]

Its lazy, but i can't blame them

[glacial haven]

That is your game literally bugging out because you have some weird arrangement of items in your inventory

You can't shoot, you can't take damage

You can still interact with the environment but apparently you can't extract

[tame dawn]

Fucks sake i just pulled that example out my ass

[glacial haven]

You're literally hardstuck

[tame dawn]

But im not surprised in the slightest

[keen sparrow]

This is more an SPT thing but i think it's a funny bug regardless

you can probably guess what the SR-25 looks like in my game

(G28)

[glacial haven]

Yeah, I double and triple checked that there are no working godmode exploits myself

And, in fact, there is none, it's just a bug

[tame dawn]

How does that even....

What other way, besides carry weight and stamina, does items in inventory affect player stats?

[glacial haven]

Refer to this message #💣tarkov-released message

[tame dawn]

Maybe its some bug where increased carry weight makes you take more fall damage, and the math goes wrong making you invincible

But that still doesn't explain not being able to shoot or exfil

[glacial haven]

Apparently it has something to do with the new item, the recorder

But I don’t know myself for certain, I just talked to someone that definitely keeps up with exploits in the game

[tame dawn]

Incredible dev work 10/10

[glacial haven]

Even though this game is literal garbage code-wise, it’s still the best in its genre

[gritty python]

not just the best in it’s genre, it defined the genre

[tame dawn]

And even if something better came along, i know i'd be too hesitant to jump ship immediately

Same reason im not touching arc raiders yet

[gritty python]

my skepticism with games nowadays is akin to a schizophrenic i stg

[tame dawn]

Especially if its multiplayer

Singleplayer you can get a decent idea of what you pay for

Multiplayer has massive slop potential

[gritty python]

multiplayer is literally requiring the other customers to make or break your experience

[tame dawn]

Cheaper friendslop indie games aren't too bad, like peak/repo/lethal company

[cyan garnet]

Lockdown protocol is really fun too

peak friendslop

[keen sparrow]

PKing in the wilderness of OSRS is similar

[tame dawn]

Been thinking of revisiting Valheim, wonder how much they've added

[fast garden]

i played like the first few weeks and havent bothered to come back

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1447461653708013629/d1cmmw8k7u5g1.png?ex=6937b536&is=693663b6&hm=40f4a074a433862d171609100297fbfb5355830199ecb849636b288c3408f8e4&

[stark torrent]

Again??

They cant do shit

[fast garden]

the bugged smoke

not that oone

[foggy jay]

Just like 9x39 used to be so strong. Now you just use it to reach lv 23 and then use a p90

[wintry ridge]

thats peak

@fast garden am i tweaking or does the grenade select on scroll just not work sometimes

[foggy jay]

It’s kinda boring tbh

Loot matching makes it so that there’s no incentive to use good gear

[glacial haven]

Haven't played it till now, likely won't but what exactly is "loot matching"?

[foggy jay]

You are always using the same 2 OP green / white guns

[foggy jay]

Basically if you equip blue gear you encounter players in blue gear too

[pseudo storm]

Imposter!

[foggy jay]

If you wear green grey stuff, you play against green grey gear player + free kits ones

[tame dawn]

Thats so dogshit and destroys 90% of the incentive of exfil shooters

[gritty python]

[tame dawn]

Unless they gate higher tier experiences behind using higher tier loot, what is the point?

[glacial haven]

That is probably the most dogshit feature I have ever heard

That is worse than skill based matchmaking

[tame dawn]

Imagine if tarkov detected 40pen rounds in your gun and ensured every pmc was running tier 4 armor in raid

[glacial haven]

I am not even kidding, that is actually the most dogshit feature I have ever heard about

It literally defeats the purpose of an extraction shooter

You're supposed to be on different levels, it's not supposed to be an equal playing field all of the time

[gritty python]

it’s literally the breath of the genre

[glacial haven]

Sometimes you get out, sometimes you don't, sometimes you have better gear than your opponent, sometimes it's worse

[gray shore]

the (1) one singular 7n40 in a random AK I own:

[glacial haven]

But then again, we're talking about the game where the community thinks that people doing pvp should be punished

So yeah

[gray shore]

it goes both ways imo

[glacial haven]

Thinking that someone should be punished for using a major intentional mechanic is just retarded

Play however you want, that's completely fine but don't expect the others to follow the same style

[gray shore]

Honestly yeah, personally I just stay off PVP though

[glacial haven]

And that is completely fine, just the idea of people complaining about the pvp aspect of the game is funny as hell

The crashouts on reddit are pure gold

[fast garden]

(we are talking about arc raiders)

[gray shore]

i think i have to explode

[glacial haven]

Oh that should be a given, in Tarkov, there is no friend unless you joined into the raid with them

If it moves, shoot it

[gray shore]

WRONG!! your friends shoot you more than the enemies

[fast garden]

i like kidnapping pscavs with my charm and charisma

[glacial haven]

Unless it's a dude with a Red Pilgrim

Or you're close to LK's island

[fast garden]

"theenegotiator" in question is usually a 308 to the knee

[gray shore]

personally my negotiator is m855a1 from 203.25 meters straight to the good old [HEAD, EYES]

also wtf is a blank RFID

and why is therapist buying it for 400k

[cyan garnet]

Its for the story

[gray shore]

story items being on scavs and selling for high amounts is fucking glorious

[cyan garnet]

Pve moment

[glacial haven]

You're really milking that image for what it's worth huh

Time to add it to ragequit as a scam casino advertisement

[cyan garnet]

Sure am

[gray shore]

I think I'm okay actually playing the game at my own leisure and not getting aimbotted

[fast garden]

i love crafting

[pseudo storm]

Goddam

A fellow SR-3 enjoyer?

[low iris]

maturing is realizing multicam isnt bad

HOWEVER

its so commonly used thats its automatically gae

[gray shore]

where the FUCK are you putting FOUR THOUSAND ROUNDS

[fast garden]

[low iris]

mfw you cant tell friend or foe because everyone uses the same camo pattern

[glacial haven]

how many ammo cases do you have by now?

[gray shore]

WHERE! WHERE! where are you putting all this damn ammo

[fast garden]

all here

[gray shore]

sorting hell

[fast garden]

its so easy to get ammo in this game

the only sorting i need is the uneven ammo box

[pseudo storm]

How much you got (money wise)

[fast garden]

tf i need to sort ammo for

[pseudo storm]

Well there you go

[fast garden]

that number could be 500k and id still say ammo is easy to get

[gray shore]

been on terminal yet?

[fast garden]

no

was softlocked for 10 days so i was not ahead on story

doing good ending too so i gotta do a bunch of extra shit still

stuck on 40btc rn

[glacial haven]

Yeah, he got fucked over by the game quite a bit

[gray shore]

stuck on what?

[glacial haven]

Yeah, story has 3 possible requirements that I know of rn

[low iris]

one of the requirments is having 40 bitcoin

[glacial haven]

500m rubles, 300m rubles, 40 btc

One of the 3 you need to achieve

[gray shore]

I haven't even unlocked lighthouse yet lmfaoo

[glacial haven]

Depending on what story path you go for

[low iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722157909177270334/995693836242255952/67D1DA79-319A-4A1D-8E09-C578D350E8A7.gif

my fault for having a job

i barley unlocked flea

[gray shore]

side note i love arma

[low iris]

idk why im usually locked tf in during wipe i reach mid 30s most wipe but like damn

[glacial haven]

To be entirely fair, Nikita said that it will be a really big challenge for everyone playing, people that can't sweat the game 24/7 are at a massive fucking disadvantage when it comes to reaching those requirements

The only one that you can really reach is the 40 btc

[gray shore]

my expression when I unlocked flea:
my face after I witnessed how much shit was locked behind higher levels:

[glacial haven]

If you can't sweat the game, 500m or 300m is impossible to reach

[low iris]

will wipe still happen regularly

[gray shore]

now imagine doing all of this while worrying about wipes

[low iris]

or is that up in the air

[glacial haven]

not that i know of, they plan on adding seasonal characters that will still wipe

but it's bsg, so take that with a grain of salt

[fast garden]

this is a perma character

we will get wiping seasonal characters later

[gray shore]

time to wait it out and see the stupid high perma characters that come out

[fast garden]

just finished assessment 3

[low iris]

i dont think ill pay much attention to the perma character lol

[glacial haven]

After finishing the story, you won't really use that character anyways, it'll only be the seasonal one pretty much

[low iris]

its gonna get boring after a bit

[fast garden]

labs at fucking 1 am

[gritty python]

you’ll be waiting a while, xp gain takes 1400000 years

[low iris]

the wipe is the best part of tarkov

[fast garden]

xp is rough

took me a lot of effort to get where i am now

[gritty python]

i’m just barely scraping 42 with like

[glacial haven]

I got to level 30 and from this point onwards, the hill is getting steeper by the step

[gritty python]

80% of kappa quests done

or more

[fast garden]

yeah thats the point where that curve hits

[gritty python]

[glacial haven]

now it's weekly and daily quests that get you further

everything else doesn't really do much anymore

[gray shore]

I just hit level 20 after my last raid wiping reshala and 3 usec

[gritty python]

the no xp or anything from the story quests is the bag fumble of the century in relation to that

[fast garden]

and even that only begins at lvl 46

[glacial haven]

in combination with the locked flea market, yeah

[glacial haven]

I mean, you still get way more from some random ass daily than your average side quest

[gritty python]

idm that as much because you can still grind to level 20 really quick and then perma flea market flip normal barters n stuff

[fast garden]

the xp required to hit lvl 55 for kappa is like triple the req for lvl 42

[gritty python]

the keys though is 🤮

[fast garden]

4 sum mil for 42

12.8mil for 55

[glacial haven]

No, I wasn't talking about the flea minimum requirement, I am talking about the item locks

[gray shore]

labs cards being limited use

[glacial haven]

That you can't sell or buy shit unless you reach a certain level

[gritty python]

that’s old af news

[glacial haven]

That one basically made flea market at lvl 20 useless lmao

[gray shore]

I haven't played tark in a hot minute LOL I skipped the hardcore wipe before 1.0

[fast garden]

maybe with the early tasks but they fall off quick

[gritty python]

i do not blame you

[gritty python]

Thought they changed it to unlock most barter items at 20 no,

idk i’ve had 40 for what feels like 80 years now and barely remember

[fast garden]

psure yeah

[glacial haven]

I mean, look, I just finished like a 15 or 20k xp daily for just eliminating, compare that to some "go to shoreline and run across the map 2 times" for like 6k xp

[fast garden]

well

thats unusual

15-20kxp dailies are the lvl 46 ones

[gray shore]

survive 10 times on shoreline for 13k xp and a pb

[fast garden]

already a third of the way done with my 60 pmc kills weekly

[glacial haven]

It was pretty high, I will check in a sec

[fast garden]

smile

[glacial haven]

Very possible that it's a weekly

[fast garden]

ah yeah

weeklies are just plain good

[gritty python]

untill they tell you to kill killa 6 times at level 14

[glacial haven]

I had one like that

Just not killa, it was Sanitar

[gray shore]

unironically the first time I killed tagilla was at level 15 for a quest

"kill tagilla on factory" the reward was an m9 and 1k roubles

[gritty python]

i farmed him a lot early on cuz i refuse to play the lighthouse map without a tag helm/equivalent

[gritty python]

rich man

[gray shore]

see, imo helmets are bullshit.
mp-133 loaded with 7mm taught me this during the setup quest

unless it covers your entire face

anything under level 5 without a face shield or equivalent is just style

and I fucking. love. styling

[gritty python]

in this world, you either drip or you drown

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-willem-dafoe-stan-willem-dafoe-stan-gif-26281642

[glacial haven]

Alright, I was wrong, it's a weekly and it's 42k xp

And 330k rub but those are pretty much worthless

[gray shore]

im drippin so much im drowning in it

[glacial haven]

That's one avg raid

[gritty python]

rubles are worthless yeah

you can find 350k loose roobs on streets with tarbank

[gray shore]

or a 400k blank rfid on a scav anywhere

[gritty python]

unless you’re glorious E and spend 15 hours straight looking for one

[glacial haven]

350k rubles is basically just going to interchange and looting food if you're really down bad

[gritty python]

you can make 350k roubles just running around looting boxes on factory on a scav

or any other map really

it’s just knowing where

[glacial haven]

don't underestimate that thing, it's rare enough to not show up for a long time if you really need it

[gray shore]

me blasting a scav with m80a1 out of a m1a with irons and finding one like:

[foggy jay]

Dark and Darker had a similar system, but that is because it’s a mostly melee game where gear does it all for you, aka you can one one shot a green grey player with certain legendary gear and he won’t be able to deal any damage or so

[gritty python]

the bleed difference on rogue daggers is disgusting on that note

[foggy jay]

IMO no gear matching works in Tarkov cause as long as you have 20 pen rounds you can head shot anyone

[gray shore]

you can headshot anyone with big enough balls

[foggy jay]

Arc raiders pvp is so fucking dumb that indeed with the best gear other people can’t do shit to you

[glacial haven]

It works because you have a distance between you and your opponent, any round can kill you if it hits well enough

[foggy jay]

Yep

[glacial haven]

That should be the golden example for any fps

[foggy jay]

Although indeed players with 38+ pen rounds can just full your torso though

[gray shore]

or some guy with a 50 rnd stm just doing enough blunt damage

[foggy jay]

Yeah but by that time you can headshot him

[foggy jay]

Yesterday night I had to kill some scavs with the AUG. Picked woods, only had 18 pen rounds. Looted 50 44 pen rounds, killed two absolute chads I was stacked

[gritty python]

it’s all fun and games until the .45 acp rip round vector start shooting the legs

[glacial haven]

Your game is well balanced if the likelihood of dying goes down with better gear, it shouldn't mitigate the chance of dying to someone with dogshit gear

[gray shore]

has anyone read the stats on the 9.3x64 ammo? why the fuck

[gritty python]

new .338

[foggy jay]

Meh by that time everyone runs 40+ pen rounds

[gritty python]

the quest requirements are funny though because i’ve opened marked a lot this wipe and not even seen any rrs

[gray shore]

my stupid fucking bro sold dorms marked because "I was going broke"
he sold it to fence too

completely random but I would sell some of my organs just to see spt update to tark 1.0

[stark torrent]

Not anymore witht he new armor system ppl tank like crazy

A korund rn is best value armor, cheap , class 5 all around and steel so it can be reused forever

Im using svd for punisher with 42 to 55 pen ammo, shit still needs 4-5 shots to torso

Idk what the fuck, either arm hitbox again tanks the whole damage or the servers are shitting no idea, but the damage isnt there fpr such a bullet

Best budget armor - class 4 russian armor

Best class 5 - Korund or Bagaryi

[keen sparrow]

gotta love that the MCX handguard can't take lasers like literally every other handguard in the game can

[glacial haven]

Could happen but the chance for that happening anytime soon is extremely unlikely

The game moved away from basically offering you the source code with a simple drag & drop

[gritty python]

now it’s in machine code

[glacial haven]

Now it's native, that shit will take at the absolute minimum a year to reverse engineer

And that is with a couple of people that really know what they are doing

[keen sparrow]

we talking about the 1.0 change to IL2CP?

[stark torrent]

Ye iirc many SPT modders jumped ship as well

[glacial haven]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

So their mods wont get updated anymore

[gritty python]

yep

[keen sparrow]

so yeah, until someone rebuilds all of SPT's modules ( not happening) no more client mods past 4.1

[stark torrent]

Ye Nikita killing SPT wasnt on my bingo

But oh well

[glacial haven]

A single update could break that shit in it's entirety

They have the unity source code

They can scramble whatever the fuck they want now

[keen sparrow]

they almost did a few times already

oh my god especially with that unity 2022 update, holy fuck

every fucking pathid and cabid changed

[glacial haven]

I meant breaking the spt compat

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, SPT is fucked

we're forever going to be on hardcore/softcore wipe with probably menu elements and trader 3d models added later

like, WTT, the whole modding team has pretty much accepted that their modpack will be 'anchored' to 4.1

on the bright side though, atleast they won't be playing catch-up all the time. half our time was spent fixing old bundles so that they'd work with the newest SPT version. it was aids

There's a new thing BSG did with the soundbank script too. It won't matter for custom guns but it will for any guns being backported. ak308 and the meta-545

[glacial haven]

I mean, even if you replicate the server and somehow find enough interest in working out, natively hooking and redirecting the socket endpoint / host the game opens up to

Client side modding will need an entire framework, made purely out of hooks

Which is unstable as shit and will not work with C# unless you want massive performance hits

You would basically have to do what cheat devs need to do but amp that up by like 100x

[keen sparrow]

a friend of mine caught someone that's in the WTT discord regularly asking questions about dumpers on a cheat website

lol

[glacial haven]

Yeah, that's probably where they even got the progress from

They did not figure this shit out themselves lmao

[keen sparrow]

ehhhhhh

[glacial haven]

The classes? Maybe. The sniffing for packets and decryption? No.

That I can guarantee

Because it's non-standard

[keen sparrow]

CJ's day-job is coding for financial institutions or banks or some shit

[glacial haven]

That is great, has nothing to do with reverse engineering tho

[keen sparrow]

SPT's probably pushing .DLLs from the beta via the 4.0.7 installer so i think ethics have been out the window a long time ago

i do like to think they're using cheat tools to make SPT though

[glacial haven]

I am not talking about the tools, the il2cpp dumper is pretty much useless to be entirely honest, I am talking about the request scrambling

The method for unscrambling they probably took from that forum

[keen sparrow]

oh, maybe

i could ask CJ directly but he'd probably ask me why i'm asking

[glacial haven]

There's like 2 options

Either they did, which is smart

Or they didn't, which would make them retards

Because you'd only do the work someone else already did

And later on, you can't replicate it anyways, so why bother doing it the first time around lmao

[keen sparrow]

I see the il2cpp shit as massive karma for the SPT devs

it's convulted but trust, this has been a long time coming

[glacial haven]

I mean, it was apparently actually meant for cheat prevention, I didn't believe it myself but I heard some pretty good arguments

Like why is the global-metadata.dat encrypted

Why is the partial encryption key remote

All of that is a pretty good argument for it being a prevention

[keen sparrow]

oh totally for anti-cheat

SPT was just collateral damage

[glacial haven]

Pretty much, yeah

[keen sparrow]

which is hilarious because, what has it actually stopped

[glacial haven]

This is probably the first win they are actually carrying home for a long time now

[keen sparrow]

i'd bet the flea restrictions are to slow RMT too

like how certain heavily-botted items in free-world OSRS can't be sold on their version of the flea until you've completed certain quests and gotten a total level amount

i don't know who's buying EFT items or why, but a fool and his money are easily seperated or whatever

[glacial haven]

Yeah, slowing down rmt is also one of those wins they took home

But that is pretty much it

[gritty python]

i haven’t even heard about rmt in tarkov in forever

ik it still happens but the scale has to be miniscule

[glacial haven]

It doesn't happen in the way you'd expect nowadays

[keen sparrow]

i bet there's a page for eft on overgear.com

[glacial haven]

Nowadays it's basically a boosting service with a radar

To see the best loot on the map and get you there

[gritty python]

Fair

[keen sparrow]

well would you look at that

what in the goddamn

[gritty python]

bro what

[keen sparrow]

they offer a single LedX for 9.89

[gritty python]

only level 32 and 10m roubles

[keen sparrow]

k, i found @fast garden his new job

[gritty python]

the sad thing is i’m willing to bet some of these steam noobies will see shit like this and take the bait

[glacial haven]

I mean, if you pay for that shit, you probably don't deserve anything but getting scammed

[keen sparrow]

There's like 1 game i can think of where RMT actually makes sense

and it's Square Enix's fault for fucking up the in-game economy

[viral egret]

hello

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

not playing tarkov til winte rupdate

played yesterday

[soft coral]

remember fellas

[viral egret]

molested by bushes

[keen sparrow]

Tarkov needs a desert map for all these FDE weapons and attachments

[soft coral]

a naked man fears no pickpocketers

[viral egret]

they'll take your hair

[soft coral]

????

[gritty python]

MolestedByBushes is a good tarkov name

[soft coral]

its what we used to do the wipe streets was added with iedy

lighthouse? sit in bush
shoreline? sit in bush
reserve? same shit
woods? you already know

and man , it was peak

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649

the lion does not concern himself with open land

Foliage is his dwelling

[soft coral]

who are these novices in tarkov chat

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-eric-andre-eric-andre-show-nightmare-gif-25187817

also i have a main acc but i’m locked out of that hoe

@torpid oracle

tried to add the face id thing to login and legit broke it all

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden wtf is the difference between Nascar and Daytona 500

[gritty python]

and cannot be fucked to get discords help email bot to fix it

[keen sparrow]

Daytona 500 is a nascar 'cup-series' event

[viral egret]

bro i shot at rhe bushes that were shooting at me

all damage to armor

and 20 hits

in 2 mags

[soft coral]

noted

[keen sparrow]

lol, named so because those crazy bastards are driving for 500 miles

[gritty python]

dev mask in the bushes

still hoping to catch one of those on fence one day

[soft coral]

hmm we drive for 500 miles what should we name this cup event
hmmm daytona...500!
AHA WE HAVE IT

fucking americans

[viral egret]

and when i ran after them instantly heads, eyes

1k hr standard acc with 10kdr

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

fucking vietcongs man

they were using aks

and ps

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-strikes-twelve-fade-meme-gif-2175055799414690917

i do not want to play the woods map anymore

[viral egret]

i play woods

and i dont die as much to bushes om woods as i do on customs

[gritty python]

it’s moreso that they turned shturman into chris kyle with the senses of a dog

bro will track you for a square mile trying to shoot through mountains

[cyan garnet]

Me and friend were looking at people selling accounts for a laugh the other night

$3000 usd for prestige 4 with tracksuit

[keen sparrow]

ridiculous

[cyan garnet]

Who the fuck is buying these

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

ppl like elon musk

[glacial haven]

3k$ for a dogshit account that has been levelled by cheating

[viral egret]

3k for a acc with 0.02 kdr

[glacial haven]

i honestly have more respect for a cheater than someone that buys accounts like that

[cyan garnet]

Crazy isnt it

[glacial haven]

you'd be surprised what other types of accounts are being sold on platforms lmao

[cyan garnet]

1600 per prestige

[glacial haven]

I mean, with the new requirements, the price is justified but you're still a retard for buying it, just don't play the game at that point

[cyan garnet]

$2300 for WuXiao to fly around interchange and get tracksuit for you

[cyan garnet]

Yeah i dont understnd it

[glacial haven]

I mean, with the requirement to finish the story, get kappa and so on, how many hours are we talking minimum? Like 200 or 300?

[cyan garnet]

Whats the point of paying someone to do the whole game for ypy

[glacial haven]

They can't rage

So they need to be semi-legit

[cyan garnet]

Yeah at least

Much more for a nornal player

[glacial haven]

So yeah, that's about 5 - 8$ an hour, the price isn't bad but the product is shit lmao

[cyan garnet]

Took me like 600 hours or so to prestige last wipe

Without the story

[glacial haven]

Yeah, I am just going from their perspective because they cheat and do this shit on a daily

They know the map and spawns as if they grew up there

[cyan garnet]

I picture tarkov cheaters looking like cartman from that world of warcraff episode

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-cartman-fat-kid-gif-9658120

[glacial haven]

I mean, there is like 2 options to enjoy playing tarkov outside of pve, either get a radar or no-life the game until you reach landmark level skills

[gritty python]

and i’ll be honest as a pve player enjoyment is a dubious description

[cyan garnet]

Or just play pvp with friends

[glacial haven]

And if you have a job that requires you to actually do something, you won't be able to achieve that last part

[gritty python]

cuz while my SR is like 88%, the few deaths have been to shit where the game personally decided you are not finishing the raid

[glacial haven]

And that falls apart whenever one of you plays with other friend groups as well, the progression doesn't align anymore

[viral egret]

yall be talking bout survival rate but even when i played spt my sr was barely 60

my sr is 33 rn

pvp now though

[gritty python]

you will grow your rate

[soft coral]

I love the artstyle and aesthetic of these levels so much

[gritty python]

besides as long as within that 33% you get the stuff you need done

i don’t think people really pocketwatch tarkov stats

[keen sparrow]

you'd be surprised

[gritty python]

i forget the attachment people have to arbitrary number raising, my fault

[glacial haven]

Most of the statistics in tarkov are used to determine if the person that killed you is cheating or not

[viral egret]

i dont

i go to do a quest and i get folded by vietcong or bosses

i cant even kill people i just watch my bullets bounce off or get eaten

[glacial haven]

But the issue in pvp is, you are basically always wagering a 50/50 on if it was luck, if you were just hit from an unlucky angle, if it was skill or if it was actually cheating

[viral egret]

i need to farm for better ammo but when i go woods i get folded by mxlr

or i find no ammo

[gritty python]

and i hate having to ask myself that question every interaction

it’s far easier to scream at either myself or the game

[gritty python]

scav reserve

people leave bp and bs laying around often enough

[glacial haven]

Not to fire strays at the people that are spending time in the Tarkov vc but they basically report every single individual that kills them lmao

[soft coral]

they got romanian gypsy merchants here

this game is so realistic

[viral egret]

donr have it unlocked

even now

i just cant fucking figure out why

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

ive done all story tasks up to lighthouse wjich i cant even buy

and the other story task needs me to get ll2 prapor

ion know what else i have to do for fuckass reserve

[glacial haven]

Apparently just hand over 5 pmc dog tags to prapor

[gritty python]

they broke so many of the quests it’s a toss up on if you’re bugged or just progression stopped

[glacial haven]

I did that quest ages ago, so I couldn't remember it

But it's a story quest

[viral egret]

bruh

[gritty python]

oh yeah

[viral egret]

so its prapor

who wants them

[gritty python]

well you need 5 for reserve, and you also STILL need to do friend from the west

[viral egret]

i need pmc kills

for fftw

i guess ill campwith mosin on ground zero

[foggy jay]

Chat, here's my breakdown of ammo progression, did I miss anything?

Lv 1 - 14: 366 FMJ (20 pen, costs nothing)
Lv 15 - 22: 9x39 SP5 for melee (28 pen), 366 EKO for range (30 pen)
Lv 23 - 36 : 5.7 L191 (33 pen, 700+ speed)
Lv 37 : .300 Blackout CBJ (43 Pen, 700+ speed)

[soft coral]

COOOCKA

[viral egret]

eko has 14 pen no?

fmj i think has 30

[soft coral]

dumbass

bro even got the wrong ammo wrong

geksa has 14

[cyan garnet]

Is this supposed to be the best ammo at those tiers ?

[foggy jay]

I think so yeah

Also, none of them require quests

I'm just unsure of how to get the .300 MCX (nvm it's skier LL3)

[cyan garnet]

Level 3 one of the traders

Yeah skier

[soft coral]

people use 5.7 this wipe?

[foggy jay]

Always has been my main at lv 23

[cyan garnet]

I havent seen one person using a p90 tbh

[soft coral]

same

shit is ass

[foggy jay]

only real issue is ammo loading speed

[soft coral]

unless the ammo got buffed

[foggy jay]

it's goated wtf

[cyan garnet]

5 business days to repack

[soft coral]

idk I'm not playing

[foggy jay]

bring enough mags

[soft coral]

ok landmark

[cyan garnet]

Waste of time and space

Better options

[soft coral]

in those 3000 hours I've played 5.7 was never good

[foggy jay]

at that level not really

[soft coral]

if they lowered the ammo to tier 1 or 2 then maybe

otherwise it sucks dick

[cyan garnet]

5.7s ap ammo only pens tier 4 and low tier 5

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

Its kinda ass

[soft coral]

it is ass

[foggy jay]

it's not good for endgame

4.6 is better for that past lv40

[soft coral]

idk I just use 7.62 PS or PP or something

scav woods 2/3 times and find a bunch of them

0 point in using 5.7

unless leg meta memes

for leg meta its fun

[foggy jay]

and miss 3/4 of your shots when you full auto

[soft coral]

no

I aim head

[foggy jay]

then 9x19 Pst with a 20 recoil does the job better

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

for headshots 5.7 is decent cuz its a hoze

[foggy jay]

[soft coral]

idk grok

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

as I said

[foggy jay]

Tbh high pen only matters if you tend to full auto torso and moveup the head

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

I'm not playing this wipe ( thank fuck) so if the ammos got a buff or moved around sure
otherwise 0 point in runningit

just use something else

[cyan garnet]

[foggy jay]

well there's M855 anyway (31 pen at lv23 also)

[soft coral]

just use that

[foggy jay]

it's just that P90 recoil is much better

[cyan garnet]

Use sost if you have to use shit 5.56

[foggy jay]

I don't want to spend my time crafting

[soft coral]

scavving can net you a lot of good 5.45 and they do decently at lv 23 to 36

after that x39 PP all teh way

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[foggy jay]

Tarkov crafting sucks balls

[soft coral]

it does

[foggy jay]

imo crafting should be instant using items you can't buy on the flea

[soft coral]

but its better than nothing

[cyan garnet]

Scav reserve infinite high pen 5.45

[soft coral]

bullets shouldn't take as much time as it takes

what 8 hours for 120 bullets or w/e

cmon mate

[foggy jay]

instead they built crafting like a gacha game where you need to connect every day

[soft coral]

ye woods or reserve

[soft coral]

surprise surprise the shit game dev makes a shit mechanic

whats new under the sun

[keen sparrow]

There's a really cool modpack for STALKER you should try

[gritty python]

i need to bring attention the the quality of this joke

[foggy jay]

Yeah when I wrote it, I knew someone would pick it up

Tbh the one thing i need to spend time on for an SPT modpack is the crafting balance

[gritty python]

[soft coral]

well well well

caught in motherufckign 4k

MOTS

GET HIM

[foggy jay]

Hahaha, I just hate time gated crafting

[soft coral]

you're in luck in this small modpack called gamma crafting is instant

It'll be right up your alley

[foggy jay]

In tarkov it's all because of "everything is based on fuel blabla"

[soft coral]

true

[foggy jay]

but imo fuel should be for long term acquisitions like making water, bitcoin farming, etc

for ammo, armor and shit, crafting should be instant based on unbuyable resources

This way it makes gathering these resources important (dedicated scav runs to get powders, etc)

And it makes the recipes unlock even more important

Tbh every time I see a questline to unlock ammo recipes I'm like "oh I have to do the quest, and then suffer logging in every day morning and night at the very least just to be able to launch crafts"

All of that to loose 160 ammo aka 8h of crafting on a bad spawn RNG

[soft coral]

shit game man

it boils down to that

[cyan garnet]

[hallow stream]

Pmc be crafting like he is armless

[little flame]

gm chat

[soft coral]

hello swedish man

[little flame]

hello bulgarian person

[soft coral]

still on 57/100 Terethium ore for the quest

[little flame]

[soft coral]

farming bounty board maybe for runes or a cool heroic @little flame

ANOTHER BLICKY

WE PULL UPPP

[little flame]

NICE

caps

[keen sparrow]

what game is Ivan on now

[soft coral]

its worse than my f4 rifle sadly

[keen sparrow]

i'm seeing giant blue columns of text and my monkey brain thinks it's Diablo 2

[soft coral]

rt qxc has 1 aps meanwhile my f4 has like 2+

[soft coral]

its not

I'm not saying the game again I've said it 500 times

[keen sparrow]

i know it's not, i played like 2,000 hours of diablo 2

[soft coral]

bro

its hero siege

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[little flame]

not okay man

@soft coral hehe

[soft coral]

NOW LISTEN YOU LITTE SHIT

@little flame

you can't tell me this game isn't peak

[keen sparrow]

[gritty python]

what if you wanted a bitcoin but nikita said:

[stark torrent]

do the cockass

[pseudo storm]

goddam

33 days later

[gritty python]

that belongs in goonfart

literally a 2/3 chance of seeing tiddies opening that channel now

[little flame]

first sbih on streets

MUGAAA

[soft coral]

@little flame @stark torrent @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

both having impossible expectations

[soft coral]

the fridge protecting the snacks

[little flame]

LMAO

[soft coral]

Shoutout to river monsters

goated show

[remote fox]

They should have added black pmc from the start, adding one now would go horribly.

[stark torrent]

i mean i dont see why not but they should only be for USEC side obviously

but yeah so far there are no black NPCs at all so having them appear out of nowhere would be....noticeable idk

bro really shooting an RSH 12 one handed while holding a bayonet

wrist left the chat

[soft coral]

gorgeous artstyle

[hollow patrol]

its the regular peace offering in exchange for the benevolence of the mod team

we only sacrifice a person every week or so and the rest is substituted with goonposting

[soft coral]

mateeee

[soft coral]

@stark torrent me when I had to go to uni

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Tf is abm doin

[short cove]

Its barrel is lower

[hallow stream]

time to download spt cause im feeling in a tarkov mood

[short cove]

For less recoil

[stark torrent]

sir its a .50 cal revolver

[stark torrent]

SPT is kinda dead so have fun

it wil probably never be updated to current EFT version

[short cove]

It however subsonic iirc

[hallow stream]

actually they have a plan to

[short cove]

So less energy

And less recoil

[hallow stream]

and theres a shit ton of mods

so yea

I dont care

also love how fucking dogshit slop this launcher is still

game doesnt want to download through the launcher

standard edition tax

[soft coral]

holy fucking wall of text

[hallow stream]

burgerstategames

calculating the time it takes nikita to fuck his wife which he will never have

the launcher has read what I said

[gritty python]

when you talk shit to the launcher it functions

i’ve noticed

[hollow patrol]

theyre hungry bruh idk

[foggy jay]

not really a problem imo

It means the modding community can reach stability, no need to update the mods, etc. Content will for sure be easier to build and maintain imo

[short cove]

the m fucking

[fast garden]

Guy posts on one of the tarkov subs “I was gonna quit the game so I installed cheats to see how many cheaters there were”

I comment “another ad”

I get downvoted

Community is actually mindless cattle

[stark torrent]

I say we need better cheater compensation for our kits and shit and i get downvoted because people want their time back insted

yeah but you cant

so at least you get something back retards

you want ur time back , dont play the fucking game

father of 18 after his 25 hour mine shift

[fast garden]

It’s incredible how stupid these people are

[hollow patrol]

Yummers.

yk im kinda bored

i should

[stark torrent]

tarkov is on steam lil bro

[hollow patrol]

i dont have 50 euro around to waste

[stark torrent]

damn this shit is 50 euro

[little flame]

NIKITA

GIVE US SNOW

PLS MAN

[hallow stream]

Nikita is probably like Mr krabs bro

"500 purchases today, scrumptious"

"they were on steam sir"

"Im gonna fuck your mother and then fire you"

[stark torrent]

10th december

[little flame]

WOW

THERES A GUY

CAMPING

ON THE ROCK

ABOVE USEC CAMP

SITTING THERE

FOR 0 REASON

FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

NO AUDIO

IM GONNA FUCKING FUCK HIS FAMILY

hes so fucking bad

[stark torrent]

woods is full with m1as god bless

it means people are camping from far away cause they need the 60m

dogshit

i died so much to only m1as its crazy , friend yesterday got camped at UN extract with 5:35 minutes left

m1a animal in a bush by train depot

@fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/1998040359516111258?s=46&t=942URMuySFsjdbc7giTptw

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

@RealTigz

X · Dec 8, 2025, 2:41 PM

[ancient marsh]

bro.

the splint incident

[ancient marsh]

if tigz ever got a streamer item

it should be a restaraunt complaint book

[stark torrent]

it should have been a no parking sign

[hallow stream]

holy shit its a tigz toilet paper that the pmc can wipe his ass with

[little flame]

iedy u wanna run some raids? @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

not rn

[little flame]

[fast garden]

Tuff tuffer tuffest

67 inch

[hollow patrol]

moving to steam is the worst thing he's ever done because now he loses out on like 10 euro every purchase

[fast garden]

He got it back solely from the amount of new players that came to the game

[hallow stream]

and it makes me happy knowing that

[hollow patrol]

if i get tarkov anyway ever im buying the standard edition with a key for the highest possible discount

because ii dont think theyre gonna discount the actual game ever

[fast garden]

The fact that you get that quest at lvl 18 and only now everyone is doing it says a lot man

Customs is also 70% setup

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

sir

[fast garden]

We’ve got at least 2 more weeks until everyone is test driving

[hallow stream]

you know to get a key

the developer actually needs to well

have them generated

and nikita is never generating keys for the fucking game

[hollow patrol]

i got cdkeys to trust

theres supposed keys on that hoe

fuck

theyre gone

i just checked agian

[fast garden]

Cdkeys renaming falloff of the century

[hollow patrol]

so im never buying tarkov guys

[hallow stream]

the game costs 3 dollars less

on cdkeys

[fast garden]

Isn’t tarkov on sale rn

[hollow patrol]

😔

[hallow stream]

literal ass

[fast garden]

Or is that just expacs and unheard

[hallow stream]

poop from butt

[hollow patrol]

Lmao. Lol

[stark torrent]

tarkov behind edition

[hallow stream]

FUCKING SALE

ARE YOU SERIOUS

HELLOOOOOOO

DO YOU KNOW WHO OWNS THE GAME YOUNG MAN

[stark torrent]

it was on sale

it might be again close to christmas

[fast garden]

Was on sale for launch I thought there was another one too

[hollow patrol]

for 0.3 seconds

[fast garden]

Yeah

[hallow stream]

installs game

game out of date

How

explain to me burgerstategames

and just pressing the update button, it changed the png to play

[short cove]

new season drops either later this month or jan next year

[hallow stream]

holy fucking shit

someone please

God if you exist God above

[short cove]

also it dosent reset so yeah

[hallow stream]

fucking destroy this studio

[short cove]

if you want

the game wont torment you for playing

jsut keep in mind that the gear players bring will always rise

[hallow stream]

every single person in that place should just spontaneously combust on the same day at the same second of the same hour

please God

I beg

[stark torrent]

tigz : british

also tigz : Spells Reconisance - RECO NINANCE

[hollow patrol]

whatever im not playing for that long

ion wanna get into the extraction shooter cock crusher

[little flame]

yoink

[hallow stream]

honestly

the method is to get your fent dealer to get you a key for 10 venezuelan dollars

and you just play SPT

[hollow patrol]

i know

if i ever get tarkov i'll only play spt cause i dont want to engage with the nikita cock virus

[hallow stream]

anywhos game downloaded time to figure out how to SPT

[hollow patrol]

actually dude @viral egret how much money did you steal to buy tarkov bor

is this why you study so hard

to have money to spend on tarkov unheard edition

[hallow stream]

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

it aint that addictive man

[hollow patrol]

i saw what happened to @cyan garnet

do not tempt me with your foul words

[viral egret]

hell na

[hollow patrol]

i am a missionary of christ

[viral egret]

300 ron

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

(cheapest edition)

[hollow patrol]

how bad did your parents beat you

[viral egret]

no they gave me that for passing the capacity exam

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/M9ufw8TIAek?si=u6oaUlGxHmpRc1oX

[viral egret]

with a good grade

ish

[little flame]

booooooom

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-man-open-wallet-riches-money-money-flying-gif-4682342128965485892

[hollow patrol]

also like

[little flame]

second leddy fir secured

[hollow patrol]

i saw a point about arena breakout being p2w just like tarkov because of the bigger stash you can get if you have elite status in the game

you can legit just not play for a bit and they'll give you this welcome return event over and over that gives you 7 days of premium/elite on the first day

[compact knoll]

Brainrot splint

[little flame]

certified tigz classic

[compact knoll]

I gotta get to cappa before this retard gets an item

[little flame]

lmaoo

artyom hop on

[compact knoll]

I want to sleep some more

[little flame]

gotcha lmk if u get on

[compact knoll]

Uhh sure

I dont know when myself

[little flame]

im halfway to 35

i want my thicc

so bad

[thick jetty]

blue folder for lightkeeper

[hollow patrol]

i have so much bullshit in my shitty lil stash...

im gonna scav it..

and if i get a player kill i will know it was meant to be

[hallow stream]

whats the version of the game rn

someone check for me

thanks

anyone whos on

[hallow stream]

fuck it launching the game, I bet 50 bucks it comes up with a error

[thick jetty]

arc raiders people mad that you PvP, in tarkov elitists mad that you play PvE come to a conclusion that people should care more about what they do and not what others do

[hallow stream]

YESSSS

it crashed

[little flame]

ballin so hard

[hallow stream]

cause of some 1000 paramater BULLSHIT

peak

[compact knoll]

I had a dream i was chain smoking cigs while in chilling in a bath

[hallow stream]

thats the dream

[thick jetty]

whats good 6?

[hollow patrol]

[fast garden]

whatever you can find since its rare

[compact knoll]

7?

[fast garden]

korund and bagariy are budget

[little flame]

2 FLASH DRIVES IN FUCKING OLD HOUSE KEY

IM SO DONE

THIS ROOM

[thick jetty]

[fast garden]

guarantee you are missing spawns allee

[compact knoll]

[little flame]

no

i checked all of it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-smile-reaction-the-boys-gif-6996495017831526598

[fast garden]

mhm mhm thats why i go in behind where you guys loot and pocket shit

[little flame]

come in vc rn

ill literally

show u

holy fk bro

[stark torrent]

bro found an RTX 5090 PC

[fast garden]

flash drives is crazy there isnt intel spawns in that room

[little flame]

on the table

there were 2

are u good bro?

[thick jetty]

ngl took me a hot second from "theres class 7?" to "ah it the tiktok funny"

[fast garden]

oh zamn yeah

[little flame]

why would i fkn lie

[fast garden]

those are rare as fuck

[little flame]

bro

no shot

[fast garden]

no backpack train depot dontlaugh

[little flame]

my loot got replaced

it wasnt the plan

was just gonna get lend lease

but got shot at by immigrants

[stark torrent]

absolute cinema

no backpack on Woods

[fast garden]

the beds to the right and left of that table

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

checked all

[fast garden]

theres a duffle on the left bed that sometimes eats the spawn

[little flame]

up and bottom

[fast garden]

floor in front? back bed?

[little flame]

ye

and the tent table thingy

[fast garden]

crates and tables on the left sides for ratchet etc

[little flame]

tarp

whatever

nop

[stark torrent]

on the goshan counter , in front of the window , on top of the table

oh wait we are talking spawns

[little flame]

its whatever

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

got my quests

[fast garden]

gg go nextr

[hollow patrol]

and i cant take it

[little flame]

got mines code in stash so we ball

[stark torrent]

@little flame dont forget to check the green truck with the two

UUUUUUUGH

[little flame]

[last jewel]

Does PvE put you into matches faster since you don't need to matchmake?

[little flame]

UH OH

im cumming

I HATE MY LIFE

LOL

THEE

[fast garden]

only if you play local

[little flame]

U PUT A CURSE ON ME

WTF

I CANT BROOOO