#💣tarkov-released
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TheBurntPeanut attempts to be welcoming to all political factions in chat
“Guys always remember..the president that you voted for, I like that guy”
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@fast garden come play
what tasks you got
i kinda want to do btr tasks
so i just need to talk to him the first time
then i think woods
i have some shit on streets

imma start doing 3 stm 2 toz
since i think thats not quite 400k
i didnt geet it

@keen sparrow please dont insult me
but can i start spt w/o having a backup of tarkov pre release?
dosent like, items got a different value in the circle compared to flea?
like a 400k market item isent 400k to cultists?
every item has a hidden base value and thats what the cultist circle uses


i wonder how you all would score on a autism test
gpus?
cpu fans
im 11 out of 20 for hunter lol
Thats more tedious then hard
yep
theres a easy craft for pcb boards so wasnt worried about those for btc 2
but 25 cpu fans is as annoying as 10 psu
i think tbh ground zero then is kinda your best bet
like theres tons of pcs
also how bad is the issue w high level players
it's split at level 25 or some shit

bro was doing his quest
to break it
i just hear 20 pm shots at gate 3
and his friend left

1????
the nefarious 81 rounder pm at gate 3
RAHHHHHH
ts is like mugging someone for their backpack and they had a mother's day gift wrapped
you almost feel bad

Keyword almost
Fuck you
that's what happens when u play tarkov
at least its only 15 seconds ig
entire day of farming and no monsoon bow
@fast garden @ancient marsh @little flame
abdul simulator
hell difficulty act 5 zone 1 to 3
and or the act 5 dungeons
stereotypical china land level #3063
ah yes
rock
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THE FISH HAS FALLEN @fast garden
90 hour cheater shooting m80a1 out of m700 wiping sthurman from the most open spot known to man
jump peek him only to catch a perfectly timed round to the head
gg
ak308 is insane man
тарков

what do i get for redeeming it? a permanent ban?
server dead
immediately when i wanted to redeem it, the server died
i was able to login before it died
ggs
mf i just had a gateway timeout, how can i have already redeemed it

only like a couple people got it
it has limited uses
i got it
baller
yeah the others got a blicky and other shit
oh thats funny nikita
thats real funny
im in a night raid and we got this shit
gg
you sound like a man preparing an anthrax mail
i just shot a prone guy 3 times with the tkpd fmj ammo and he got up and walked it off
i already bought a kilo of ricin
i just want to talk to btr driver
i hope he stays safe
but everyone and their fucking mother are doing it
for some fucking reason the tac30 is unaffected by the dlss bug
familia
yeah definitely, watch my name turn blue
you are playing pve no? why bother with unheard
i am kidding lmao
but i will join back to pvp with seasonal characters
the choice is obvious

i know
just don't show up to the christmas party
"car broke down"
both of em did
really sad story
a blicky
forgot my winter tires oh well see you next year i guess
next year the plane crashed
sorry can't fly over

i fucking hate christmas presents, i have no clue what to give to anyone
i mean you get cool dogtags choices
Socks
stiff like a sheet of glass
luckily only xmas present i have to worry is mom sending me 50 bucks to buy shit 
so close 
well, i doubt they will be sending me money for their own presents
Could always do what the Chinese do on new years and just put money in an envelope
no she sends me money to buy myself something, told her many times i dont need it but she still sends it
scavving on pve is crazy work
complaining about how other people play their own game is kinda crazy work

well, that is one way but then the question is: how much do you put into an envelope without looking like you're a jew
im gonna see the same 5 guns now

Idk, I'm in the US so I normally go to the bank and ask for crisp new $50
There's like 15 people there, that's 750€ lmao
how am I meant to decipher that crap

oof. pair of socks it is. all the wrong size too
The women get size 50 EU and the men get size 21 EU


That size 50 one you can use as a sheisty
Yeah I don't get why we have those gigantic celebrations, they are annoying as shit
I'm gonna remain humble, I was about to tell yall a word related to my net worth but then the $50 gifts make me look like a jew
I'm Mr Burns over here lmao
Why do you think I said that last part myself, they know what I do for a living lmao
Tf am I supposed to do, rent out an opel corsa and pretend like it all went downhill? 
I could also just get the immediate family presents
I dont know what yalls traditions are, I just get immediate family stuff
if poor > run marlin > gg
I have a smart idea, I will gift everyone a copy of Escape From Tarkov, then they will ask me to never give them a present ever again
If I feel generous I get my favorite cousin something
We'll see what I get them, probably just for the immediate family
The rest can enjoy the same struggle as I have about presents lmao
make sure they also toe socks with those grippy dots

I have a pair of non slip socks
And compression socks because my feet fall asleep when I'm in bed
nah, they will have unicorn on them
sorry
no need to be sorry, i have a life hack for you
take a 20€ bill, go to an asylum and pay the warden

see the worst part is that it will probably work if you give him like 500
I made that joke a year prior when I played Black Ops 6 for the first time
lmao
bunch of gems in that chat
partizan taking pmcs below lvl 18 to his island
he had snb in his gun and shot me in the front plate and i took no damage so i think armor is fucked
brewing hella pevko and making hella sausage soap so i can make shampoo to trade to therapist for etg regen stims so i can make all the stupid mistakes i want


took you long enough
incredible
dude literally had to have a hair transplant done because he lost part of his scalp to grenade shrapnel during his time in the IDF
tf is that
so i really thought the devs were so dumb they mistook the mutant with the NL 545
new meta
in the code
@fast garden whats your next ticket step
btc
fat chopped and a chud? what's wrong with that
i really opened the gates with that one hitler cat post huh
proud to be a pioneer
Arena is so much fun holy shit
- money transfer is fucking peak
- containers for GP coins is crazy
you're actually enjoying it? this channel is getting bleak as hell whenever there is an arena challenge lmao
Yeah I like it a lot
Only misery and hatred are allowed here
damn i must leave then
i am having fun with my friends when we are not conditioned to win 3 games on 3rd place or shit
If I played 500h of arena instead of Tarkov I would be such a pvp monster

otherwise yeah , you can use dogshit builds and have fun i guess
I dont have enough fingers on my hands to do the movement shit in arena
Yeah winning + being 3rd is kinda hard ngl
To Great Heights Pt. 4 was designed to make fun of people with no friends 
i guess you could even call yourself a panzer pioneer
calm down there, put that hugo boss suit back in the closet
youre the one with the suit
you even said you wore it for the whole day before
Strumgayher or whatever that gun was called

Sturmgewehr 44
yeah see he knows it by name
he says he was just an electrician but i feel something is off
I am basically doing a stage dive into this joke at this point lmao
I was about to make joke about your sister but we stay civil

At least in this text channel because it's on record

I also like some of the funny german phrases, so much that I use them on a daily
100% no reason to remove the in raid XP as well
"Du dummer hurensohn" for example, a classic
i get the quests
but killing the boss should always be rewarding
it would make ppl move on the map
to get the boss
i go to kaban late
i hate ap 6.3 with passion
take forever to kill him
hell i would even give boss extra 20% xp
and not a single person shows up
And who do you say that to?
holy dogshit ammo
not even a pscav
Everyone.
almost lvl 47 for calibration so thats hype
dogshit fucking ammo

that's actually crazy bro
listen man
like the guy or not
making fun of someone's death like that
especially this recent
is really ghoulish and disgusting
Counting or not counting cheaters
you get a pass for this if the person being mocked is like
an international terrorist

counting or not counting player scav violence
just watched fnaf 2 it was eehhhh idk man its okay
i love when basmach and gus have like 400k in their pockets
imagine killing kaban guards for rouble instead of opening tarbank across the street
isnt that like the game start in harccore warning thing
you have like 11 variations of death on creation screen
all medieval bullshit stuff like getting infected from a splinter as a kid and dying weeks later of infection or shit , peasants burning your hut down cause they thought you were evil or plagued or whatever etc
of course tagilla ignores the retarded slow walking retard
and i die to him because im wearing fucking paca
why are you in a paca
punisher
zamn
and i cant see where the fuck im shooting at
because the uzi cant have a supressor
yes it can
not for testdrive
ahhhhh
no it cant
ggs mang
also sound is dogshit
i was surving in med tent
i only heard him
when he opened the door
Boo womp
got shot in the head by revolver shotgun
the russki helmet actually did something
took 20 points of my skull
Early 9x39 is the best move from BSG imo
What’s dumb is the 9x21 progression that is among the slowest while the caliber ain’t that great
got a random yt short of someone showing off a CO2 powered flechette revolver
and it has the new red dot in eft
"what if we made the russian MP7 but made it good at first and then nerfed it to irrelevancy so everyone still ends up using the MP7?"
9x21 used to be actually really really good
when BT was the best ammo
it's so crazy that BSG spent at least 450 million dollars to bring back Adolf Hitler from the dead just so he could code bosses being able to go prone
a really controversial decision but they managed to pull through with it
let's see how the gamble plays out
"Does the silencer get in the way? No? Thought so, i told you not to use one"
Naked Gun aah conversation
@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden @little flame @glacial haven Did you guys see Trump lifting the bumpstock ban?
is this a lead up
some poor 300 hour account trying to get the package for therapist/skier in one of the cabins:
kill a two man but am left with 2 hp and 2 heavy bleeds
crawl into badass bleeding out spot
never using the rd704 again
the 2 wipe old etg in my ass finally getting used
i thought about perfortoran too late
but i had no food/water and blacked head anyway
Saving pets from the ATF one ban at a time
willingly queuing lighthouse
gun to my head "whats the worst map in tarkov and you cant say lighthouse" im saying lighthouse
true
holy inbreeding ak
+1
Surely he is legit
also threw the most perfect nade with no los i have ever seen
just got caught on a corner of a rock so zero dmg
checkpoint is easily the worst gamemode in arena
blastgang exists
yeah but i gotta do quests for checkpoint
literally only checkpoint quests
reading comprehension moment
oh wait you think blast gang sucks
i dont think so lol
the issue with checkpoint is that NOBODY wants to play obj
because of the respawning like last hero its like everyones on fucking speed and cant sit still
are we fr
bro this game looks fire ngl
it is fire
Hero Siege
I played it way way wayyyyy baack in the day
like years when it didn't look like this it was much simpler
but my phone ( it was on mobile and still is) couldn't handle it so I kind of forgot about it
and recently I got back into it because monarch from offtopic is playing it
currently the game is in its 3.0 version and its in season 8
it has a lot of content
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @fast garden
the dopamine hit me like a drunk father hits his kids
none of these items are useful to my build btw 
honestly, w prestige 4 i kinda believe it
observe kit and observe map
brotato chip aint even doing test drive
far from the most sus
just two coincidences
lighthouse the only map where good quest progress still feels like shit
i legit dont see where i would even find the map in that ss
also what are the good thermals next to the flir one again?
RAHHHH
they removed that poor thing from the pscav loadouts i think
very sad about it
was prob my favorite thing to buy off of flea damaged for 40k and just bully people with
another excellent milestone aquired
lvl 47
isent there some whacky way to change its config?
also amd adrenalin is fucking trolling rn
i cant find ts on my pc anymore
if you're stupid, yes.
i has this beaty of a mission 
and when i reinstal it that suddenly vanishes into nothingness
that shit legit just poofs into the void
i am being ragebaited by my fucking graphics card drivers
In Tarkov guns that are semi-auto only don't have 'loop' and 'tail' sounds like their full-auto counterparts
so if you just put full auto = yes please in the config, it'll work but you'll get earraped.
highly doubt tarkov is the only game that uses the loop and tail system
go ahead, download any of the one hundred and one mods that makes the SR-25 full auto, see what it sounds like, lol
the mod dident work 😔
if someone goons with rings on their hands they would sound like 2 clankers fighting @short cove @keen sparrow

but anyway
but but but
@fast garden you still doing lighthouse?
filling out job applications
Cant tell if you're joking or not
with this channel you never know
i really wish i had a job right now
Things said by no sane man ever
get this man to a hospital he hit his head
internal hemorrhage pribably
maybe even a brain tumor
i wish i didnt have a job, wanna change? 
bro is realising having money irl is nicer then having roubles in tarko
im just like turbo fucked rn is the problem
my car is a fucking lemon but i wont be able to get a loan from anywhere with no job
so its not really an option to make the dealer purchase it back from me
and im running out of money to pay for the shit
unfortunately for me, job market is perma fucked
dont even hear back from places
gg
what kind of work you looking for
call them back and just tell them you were told to call back for a job offer
it worked for me once lol


damn near anything
and if it doesn't work say 'sorry, i think i must have gotten the numbers mixed up'
physical? office? or do you really mean everything
im being deadass rn try this
i was at walmart for just over 3 years and its the only thing i have done
so other than me not really wanting to work at a restaurant
i mean anything
i feel like constructions sites etc should always some room for a so called "timber boy" it aint fancy but its something 
If you did freight at all with them there's shipping places that are not amazon that will hire you
Where you're like, putting transformers and spools of copper wiring into boxes to be shipped around
least favorite part of it icl but i was looking at one of them for fritolay
try looking up platt or schneider shipping on indeed or some shit
ah, probably need that special OCL or whatever the fuck the license is called
yea
Start streaming idfk
streaming tarkov DOA
i've done all kind of shits so far. from construction, to heavy machine mechanic, welding,moving.shelf stocking. to scrapyard etc. done taxed, under the table pay
but if you have no connections getting a job can be hard 
i was lucky enough i met a friend in the last factory job, and ge got another job and i told to give my number to his boss and his boss hired me and now im a night shift worker at a scrapyard
theres "looking for jobs" thats what most people do that's wanting their degree career with the max pay and shit, then complaining no work.
or the ones who literally will ask all the places for anything and still get nothing
i'll throw in a sub 
as much as i would like to stream i just do not have the ability to in current situation
too much background noise + dad works from home
and its also not immediately a replacement for a job
even if i got that lucky it wouldnt be
put "+home sounds ASMR" in the title 
also hella taxing on mental health

the last part makes no sense
"work refences but they cant be your bosses"
i really dont know how shit the actual job market is in murica. heard its shit. maybe im just lucky enough to be born in small EU town to have connections for physical labor etc 
i thought i had some solid enough connections but i unfortunately did not
finding a job right now in many places in america is agony
a friend in kentucky has been out of a job for months filling out hundreds of applications and rarely ever gets called for an interview or even a response at all
ive put out maybe 20 or so applications (small town) and only even got a rejection from one place
silence from the rest
You're also applying for jobs while massive layoffs are happening
yeah thats part of what was happening at walmart when i got canned
i wasnt the first and wasnt the last
man that sucks
blue collar too?
if so honestly
look for your local sewage treatment plant
i work at one
and the work really isent that bad

why it no count the kills
youre either in a lab and doing things after a set order
or youre opening up pumps and replacing parts or cleaning them
which also isent really cancer
also you got like
god tier job security
because people will always shit n piss
true
even in covid this place still was up and running
Man, I thought it couldn't get any more depressing in here than with just tarkov being posted but here we are
they took the kids, sniper
i think thats a issue for the fbi to handle
I am a bit hesitant to ask in what context
i work at a scrapyard and my job security is capitalism

and that shit aint dying
could always start where i did and work at a nursing home 
There is never not a nursing shortage in the states
and if @fast garden lives in Texas, there's probably 5 of them within a mile of where he lives
Medical is huge in texas
Thee washing some old farts butt while explaining how tarkov works 
applied for a class recently actually
Accelerated cleanup of the nursing home
didnt hear anything back at all
I was making 20$ an hour while people in my age group were starting college
Because they will overdose on purpose
sooooo
what kind of worker Thee would be
"stop your crying, now get me some bitcoins from lighthouse"
have you considered scamming elderly out of their pensions?
its like gaslighting a timmy in tarkov
but irl
He'd just have them queue up and farm them for shooter born in heaven quests
madam do not redeem
That pacemaker is doing backflips already meanwhile he is just shooting them in the head
is there construction near you?
or like
electrical places or anything?
Have you tried asking your dad?
also if you have any gaps in your resume
Maybe he can connect you with a friend
i live in rural tennessee and am built like a twink so unfortunately, i have rough competition for any physical labor
USA the typa place to be like "proof?"
do you, per chance, play league of legends?
if yes, you could uninstall that, it will help
for all of 20 minutes ever
"Bring in the ashes, we want to test them, to see if they are actually human"
isent that like one of the kinda south states?
just turn a little too racist
become one of the white supremacists
and ask those for ajob
ggez
Everyone here but like 1 guy is built like twinks
I feel like there is some sort of weird factor
they for sure got a job for their peers
i love all the misconceptions about racism in the south
just say some racist "the alien" and its in the bag
One of em even wears a purse
Do you know how little it narrows it down
i mean idk if you got any sundown towns there

istg either my monitor or my graphics card is royally fucked
like
i can play games fine
however in discord and in like browsers
sometimes discord fucking screentears so bad
I mean, it's like what, 3°C outside? How warm could it be in that hut that you are currently occupying
do you have hardware acceleration on
like the top half of my screen just freezes and the lower half just does as normal
10.0
degree celsius
45.4% humidity
I am saddened by the fact that I am part of the Tarkov community on this Server
Does the Lion play enforcer on Checkpoint?
like it happens in mc edge and discord kinda exclusively
idk know if im even "part" cause i just be having in in pve 
Who did you mean anyway
or does the lion suggest I KMS
rex
not like in file explorer or spotify or games
if its on, turn it off and see if it fixes it
I don't know the context
I ain't even here and i'm catching strays, what
What fucking context, he wears a purse
Want me to draw a picture for the downy?
Please leave.
Gonna leave a slug trail but its all drool
its like i turn down my color spectrum by 80% and say "this is great"
Mostly quests
it looks shit
most sights look shit
you cant really run normal gear
its really just cancer
i do not get it
Door won't even shut because your tongue is still in between the door and the frame
like i tried about 3 woods in night
2 w nvgs
and 1 w the thermal helmetmounted thing
and all were ass
w thermal helmet however i lost all depth of view
like holy shit this game feels so bad at times
You type like a social terrorist, could you form a single sentence instead of splitting it up like it's a ripped movie from the pirate bay?


Splitting that shit just like his parents

evil

just look at the news lady, he's already got misfortune upon him
emote named "gunman"
Brown guy
What did he mean by this
guilty gear content creator and talented player
during the height of power of the character with guns
he looks at some guys stat screen or sum
sees the character
simply says "gunman"
and unleashes the worlds most lengthy middle finger
that shit is lab made so he can claw grip his controller better

I cut my arm on a nail half a year ago
too bad the new femtanyl track blows ass
And somehow there is still a scar
i still need to listen to it 
its dogshit sadly
honestly
real
i want to like it
but i cant
however
i was a the thxsomch concert
shes so washed
They are all so ass
commit selfharm
get real
only song by thxsomch i know is their most popular so tbh idc
get real, use 9x19
like that was my first concert yet and i did not knew what to expect, but damn the crowd looked like. . . surprisingly most of my friendgroup w mostly black clothes and makeup.
his album "sound of you laughing" goes really hard

when are these mfs gonna release arma 4 already
i just want underground maps that aren't like, fake
The Lion gets hard carried
username GeneralOfftopic is insane
the lion does better than 60% of people on my team in arena matches

how bad's the hideout tab
my stash has a lot of things, but not that many
only bad in workbench really
nice :D
I used to be CEOofBrainfart but I dont think they like me as much anymore
how many bag stacks
like 2
never see you in brainfart
yeah idk it shouldnt be taking that long to load unless you have like the entire thing full of bag stacks
fucked up game
i dont understand how it's still this bad
what's the channel stats command?
okay why would you do that tho
is this that hellish btr mission
yes
yes
all in one?
lol
isnt there like a skier version of it too
yeah
truly a task for the unemployed
i want the blue flares tho
I have a few messages in there.
rookie numbers honestly
for what

its the mortar flare
@short cove
is there any way to get them other than the single one from that btr quest
no
well
from this task
you get one free from that early task
then can buy them if you do the hard task
imma give it a trial run and see how far i can ge
honestly doesnt seem terrible other than the lighthouse and reserve part
The fuck is that barter
being on reserve sucks and then the TWO FLARES on lh are fucked
esp as a bear
having to go to headshot alley at the fuckin lighthouse pier is fucked up
need a hand
budddyy
get that ye ye ass MDR off your arena character and slap a mk 17 on that hoe
Is hitreg still wack?
i havent had any issues
kinda and the MDR sucks ass in arena because everyones running 308s
that or SMGs
556 mdr gets 995
ak12 goated
my entire teame xcept for me rn is running mutants bro
idk why the mutant is ass
Here's how Mutant meta can still win
yeah it is
oh true....
i dont like the mutie cant lie
i like it but its ass
none of the 76239 guns are good
the dps is ehhhhh
prolly a skill issue on my end for the mutant cant lie
the m1a sucks period
unless you use it like a dmr the sight just bounces so fucking much
true
yeah
Ibuprofen please
i actually love the m1a, it's a pretty nice gun but it's just so fucking terrible in tarkov
what 762 ammo does assault get
so far so good
m80?
its sad because the svd is actually pretty good in arena
m1a is just shit
sad
you can pretty much extend that lmao
rfb only gun on marksman that matters imo
honestly ive been finding it easier just to nobrain with the uhh
m60
and turn lmg tokens to other ones
especially melee and nade ones
why are those even tokens
melee doesnt pen armor anymore i thought
i farmed melee to turn into others
unusable
we are not the same
youre up for LH after?
yea
i hit some dude in the head with a machete atleast 6 times and he was still able to try to reload before i pulled out a pistol and killed him
sadly
tell me when
TTV name going 0-5 right now 
classic
he got a kill

clip farm succesful
It's gonna be a whole lotta NL545 when that thing gets added
the m1a looks in general really good and in vigor it got a version w and w/o scope
and both eat ass
also due to 762 51 being really good there
and both being full auto capable
you can shred w it there in cqc and also over longer distances
10/10 weapon
m1a is semi only
In vigor it isent
Tbh if it would be in tarkov is might be solid asf
knocked that shit out first attempt

FUCKING HATE ARENA
CHECKPOINT AND YOU HAVE 3 RACIAL SLURS ALL CAMPING IN SEPERATE CORNERS OF A FUCKING ROOM
you know what time it is
game closed itself
that task better have saved.
gimmie a few minutes to do some things then i want to visit btr driver to claim the task
then lh ig
assuming i didnt just get bullshitted out of it
im goated
i can go woods with you
The BTR Driver doesn't even get a name, just a purpose.
my name is not important
what is importnat is what im going to do
open a youtube video
its a black english man

1 thing i hate the most
7 TIME WORLD CHAMPION SIR LEWIS HAMILTON
i tried to change it to be less racist but it just got more racist instead 
@fast garden
i hope those arent ass too
first try??
yea
i was solo
damn good work
erm actually its almost a 24kd
.
i guess i'll have to dl arena 

who was the guy talking about active matter all the time
It prob teleported somewhere behind or shit i had the same yesterday, friend drops bag off a cliff, look for it for 10 min
It was at the top of the cliff

It desyncs
Wasn't that game a scam or something
So, the same shit that also happened to Hatexsi
Interesting that it also happens in the live / pvp version
I also couldn't explain myself how that happens
except mine was across the reserve 
i swear funniest shit that's happened so far
On the live server I honestly can't understand a desync either but even less on a locally hosted one
This is not a desync, nothing desyncs like a minute later lmao
oh its like 3 mins after. cause rb-vo is literally across the map
You can't drop that many packets without being forcefully disconnected
this was probably one of the cleanest leads/followups so far that i've managed 
only thing i can think of that happened was, i saw a 3 man squad go towards rb-vo right before it happened, so it kinda just relocated the loot or some shit
I would accept that if it weren't local, you can't desync if the server is local, this would not be a connection issue then but a literal bug in how the server functions
it is a bug for sure. happened with friend in interchange, gave him gpu, placed it in scav vest. he loot, we get to extract, it was gone
Found the 1000 bugfixes they mentioned
Was that during the time cheaters could directly take items off your inventory?
But even if they upload a stealth hotfix, they aren't transparent enough to tell us anything about it lmao
naah that was last night


That exploit is quite old and immediately gets you banned now


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