💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

i be helldiving

[native crypt]

https://youtu.be/LOADdASJnak what shooting scavs feels like when snow comes back

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/puchimame_vr/status/1995326999909273729

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X · Dec 1, 2025, 3:00 AM

this one has to be one of the worst ones ive ever seen

lvl 3 russian helmet above tc2001

[fast garden]

ok

[native crypt]

prob a pve player

[fast garden]

ragebait post

gotta be

[compact knoll]

has to be

no one can be that retardewd

[stark torrent]

ragebait list

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

Korund is S tier because it's cheap and avaialble and the propane armor as well because you can just get the Korund plate from prapor into it

and you have a green korund basically

[fast garden]

idk about s but its up there

[native crypt]

everyone knows 9mm revolver, kolpack, and tarbank armor are s tier

[stark torrent]

Killa armor is worse than Korund overall except weight i guess

It has worse durability since the plate is ceramic

but its 3 soft

also the new RUAF armor are basically upgraded korunds

but take normal plates

[fast garden]

ruaf armors are nuts

instant BIS armors

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/stankRat_/status/1995849525798621253

stankRat (@stankRat_)

I see @bstategames is getting a little creative

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 1:36 PM

AHAHAHHAHAH

[stark torrent]

jesus

imo that claymore should have had RPG explosion instead

as a troll

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-meme-ronaldo-gif-25218597

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[compact knoll]

you know what

maybe its time to start drinking

[sleek heron]

Im on my nefarious shit

[compact knoll]

did your ai2 kit come with that meth syringe

[sleek heron]

Ye

No liquid tho

Trimeperidinen't

[remote fox]

The Pride endures.

[native crypt]

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

oh i was playing with you?

[cyan garnet]

the lion has decimated the small dogs

[compact knoll]

iedy from medical crate

[native crypt]

get a junkbox young fellow

[compact knoll]

i have 3

[native crypt]

need 5

[compact knoll]

they are all full

im not buying any more

[native crypt]

them 100+ wires wont store themselves

[remote fox]

https://tenor.com/view/mietse-grover-help-struggle-tangled-gif-13904542

[native crypt]

i think you need 150 or so

dumb as fuck but we

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKFiy_a8mjw

[fast garden]

i hate that guy

[hallow stream]

wait a db with medium pen

omg ive been asking for this

clicking thru the slop for 20 seconds was worth it

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

cant we just swap between those to cheese crafting xp

[fast garden]

yes

its an insane farm

the only reason i didnt do it earlier was bc my cultist circle was full

and then i got on hd2 anyway

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

damn

i put my container in cultist circle to change it into eod

then started an hour and a half craft in workbench

gg

[compact knoll]

why is tigz depressed

[compact knoll]

landmark's name is thebussyburglar

[stark torrent]

he escaped tarkov

gg servers died

[fast garden]

classic

[compact knoll]

yep

35%

DOING FUCKING NOTHING

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1439594509188071645/TigzDuckass.gif

[fast garden]

23gb hd2 is right there all im sayin

[compact knoll]

what are we doing here man

i gotta delete curseforge btw

[native crypt]

why?

[fast garden]

Israeli

[ancient marsh]

???

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-what-am-i-reading-what-am-i-looking-at-guy-looking-at-paper-jimmy-butler-looking-at-paper-gif-10656430272991200421

[compact knoll]

does nothing

uses shit

[fast garden]

based in tel aviv

[ancient marsh]

you think i wouldn't find your buttplug software, buddy?

[native crypt]

you can just tell it to not open on system start

[ancient marsh]

20mb of ram

[compact knoll]

its fucking microsoft software

to pin windows

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

i dont even use edge...

[native crypt]

gotta uninstall it

[compact knoll]

its so ass to unistall

you have to fuck with powershell

[fast garden]

i wish i didnt get cocked into win 11

[compact knoll]

and registery

[fast garden]

what the fuck is the art channel man

[fluid gyro]

i just realized he looks cylindrical

[fast garden]

built like a can of soder

[stark torrent]

furries

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

[fast garden]

we lost gaichi posting and yet

[hearty oar]

server down :((

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh check rus tarkov discord

[gritty python]

servers are down before i leave for my day off

servers are down when i get back home to my pc

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

why tf would i be there

[glacial haven]

Taking a break in the fucking evening, starting the launcher, doesn't work

Alright, guess I will take my break later then

[ancient marsh]

isnt the game down for update?

i was in uni and saw fuelmarine talk about 6 hr patch

[glacial haven]

Nah, Launcher having a seizure

[gritty python]

that was late

this is server issue

[glacial haven]

Logs you out, can't log in anymore

[blazing basin]

Sniper

[glacial haven]

sup

[compact knoll]

back to work

[blazing basin]

yesterday I had to work on a Win11 pc. The "news" slop page opens automatically and, at the end, the win start menu was preventing the pc from shutting down

[glacial haven]

To be fair, that news page on the taskbar can be disabled

And I haven't had that start menu prevent a shutdown till now

[blazing basin]

How more abysmal can it get

[glacial haven]

But it's definitely possible that it can

[pallid bolt]

Use revo uninstaller and remove everything related to slop on the system

[compact knoll]

you can change the whole launcher pngs i think

[glacial haven]

Wdym

[compact knoll]

the background and shit

[glacial haven]

Of Windows?

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

of the launcher

[soft coral]

hi artyomka

[soft coral]

kak dela moi drug

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-gif-3657171054169349186

good

[soft coral]

mm nais

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

[sleek heron]

one more charlie kirk picture and I will commit a felony

[ancient marsh]

what kind

[native crypt]

Mail fraud I reckon

[sleek heron]

vehicular homicide

[ancient marsh]

of who

[sleek heron]

youre mome

[glacial haven]

I mean, yeah, it's just a glorified browser lmao

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1995614832620712277 @ancient marsh

yeet (@Awk20000)

Nina Lin addresses the Target clip, refuses to apologize and says stay mad

“Target is not losing no type of money from steaks..idgaf, happy holidays..I got these from Target too..guess how much I paid, free 99..get mad”

X · Dec 1, 2025, 10:03 PM

ok listen

how does she sound black

while being asian

[ancient marsh]

cause she probably grew up in the ghetto

which is why she acts like this

[compact knoll]

she is so black

[ancient marsh]

this is normal to her

[compact knoll]

dont blacks hate asian

[ancient marsh]

probably grew up in a poor area wherre people talk like that

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

remember asian lives matter

[glacial haven]

That will be an interesting shower victim in prison

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

YOOO

bro

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

you can't say that man

[glacial haven]

pattern recognition doesn't fail this test then?

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven can i say that

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

i wouldnt

[glacial haven]

ask a moderator

[compact knoll]

youre a mod]

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

i am not a good example

[compact knoll]

give me a yes

or a no

[glacial haven]

idk, no

[compact knoll]

fucker

[fast garden]

theres a reason rich __ changed his stage name to rich brian

[fast garden]

where are you getting ts from man

lmfao

[sleek heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/552460149957197845/942672062198190115/rubber.gif

[compact knoll]

i swear they did

let me look it up

[compact knoll]

cmon

[glacial haven]

Bro, Tarkov has been unavailable for maybe 30 minutes and this channel is already racist as shit

[ancient marsh]

i 100% heard that

[compact knoll]

what i misread it

[sleek heron]

is SPT down as well

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-8242347154758580084

[glacial haven]

The player base might be but the game is up

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

black people are so used to being victims of racism they don't realize they are racist themselves

kevin hart was on kai cenat's stream and was making chinese noises at kai's taiwanese friend

[glacial haven]

"I am black, how can I be racist"

[soft coral]

what did minecraft teach us fellas?
no matter if a hoe is made out of gold or diamonds at the end of the day its still a hoe.

[white cloak]

i dont like hoes

[compact knoll]

r/asianamericans

btw

[white cloak]

bro i thought i broke the game i was switching accounts

[compact knoll]

most upvoted comment too

[ancient marsh]

it's exactly that

[fast garden]

zamn

[ancient marsh]

the "black people can't be racist" thing is the greatest psyop of all time

[compact knoll]

what was that first comment even about

what was your point on this

[fast garden]

the word you said before that lmao

[compact knoll]

ah

you responed to a differnt msg

[real solstice]

Chat when tarkov goes down for twenty minutes

[fast garden]

literally

lmfao

yeah i think the "depends on the area" is doing a lot of heavy lifting

[compact knoll]

hey at least it wasnt a hard R

[compact knoll]

waiting when they add black pmcs to tarkov

so i can make my name socio-economic

[glacial haven]

UCantSeeMe

[real solstice]

Hard-Rtem

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

Black pmc, Socio-economic as name, glock 18 with a long clip

vibiin shoes in my backpack

FiR

[glacial haven]

Black pmc, has to walk to the locations, always gets targeted first by AI

[compact knoll]

gets targeted first by kolontay

they look onto you

chase you around the map

[glacial haven]

Sanitar automatically hides his pouch when you enter the hospital location on shoreline

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

back of the btr seat

[glacial haven]

There's a 50/50 chance the btr doesn't unlock when you walk up to it

And you start with -60 rep with fence

[real solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1396358937988829234/caption.gif

[blazing basin]

Can jump over fences in a single leap, but incapable of ADS'ing

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

that’s it folks

GAMMA is a hunting game

[real solstice]

[glacial haven]

What even caused the Server of BSG to be that unstable again?

[sleek heron]

the hamster died

[native crypt]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing obviously

[stark torrent]

see, it happens randomyl

ususally on weekends but for some reason they died on tuesday lol

who knows , people usually say Nikita dropped his vodka on the server or fell over the hamster or shit

[real solstice]

Hamster didn't get Nikita another beer in time

[fast garden]

promptly microwaved

[sleek heron]

hampter got drone striked

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/chudjakofficial/status/1995609686075379761

Notes app of a schizophrenic gay indian 🇮🇳🏳️‍🌈 (@ch...

when the banker gives you an interest on your loan so you gotta prove to him you're a fellow son of hashem

QRT: bysdontcryyyyyy
@lilgiela33 ✡️

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 1, 2025, 9:43 PM

@ancient marsh

[real solstice]

[fast garden]

what the fuck even

[native crypt]

you have to remind him that its down the block not across the street

[real solstice]

you guys are fucking weird

[native crypt]

says you

[stark torrent]

Tigz is playing

after the terminal win he is prob on Nikita's boytoy list and has golden server priority or shit

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

its alright, goyim

[real solstice]

are you actually Jewish or just larping?

[fast garden]

what do you think?

[real solstice]

latter

[native crypt]

he really is

[compact knoll]

i am a son of hashem

glory to YHWH

[native crypt]

nah arty is a certified genuine Christ killer

[compact knoll]

glory to israel

[stark torrent]

OH IT WORKED

[fast garden]

what

[brave aspen]

i planted the flight recorder on shoreline, got the falling skies objective completed and now back in stash it says i failed to plant it but prapor has progressed his dialogue with me- was there something else i was supposed to do?

[fast garden]

a lot of story obj say failed

most of them do even tho i did them

gg bsg

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[compact knoll]

@fast garden so do any supressors work for ak12

[fast garden]

nop

only ak12

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

wait wdym

didnt they add other muzzles to ak12

you can mount the waffle no?

[fast garden]

yes you can add them

they dont work for td3

[compact knoll]

got killed by a guy called IL3KIK1D5

[wintry ridge]

😟

1337 Diddyblud

[compact knoll]

luv me bitcoins

15 more

[stark torrent]

yeah they changed the description of the AK12 build for TD3 to use the ak12 supressor specifically instead of " a supressed ak12 "

[ancient marsh]

trump'

s bsg acc

[glacial haven]

I mean

You can spend your time better than complaining about miniscule shit like that but on the other hand

[hollow patrol]

broke bo

[compact knoll]

says the guy with 0 hours in tarkov

[hollow patrol]

im rich because im not retarded like you

[compact knoll]

goes in tarkov channels
just shittalks it

its alright man

you can stop trying hard for attention

[hollow patrol]

you shittalk your own game while playing it anyway idk

[glacial haven]

Removes concussion just to give you concussion

abusive husband ass logic

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[compact knoll]

didnt know they do that

nice

[glacial haven]

It's the wiki, so take that information with a grain of salt

[soft coral]

forgot that hero siege is lowkey fun

and kinda addicting

[compact knoll]

@fast garden looted a bugged rogue

tried to

my gun wouldnt shoot

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[compact knoll]

had a headshot on a guy

and my gun just wouldnt fire

[stark torrent]

machinegun npcs are bugged rn

if u loot them u get busy hands

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/looks-inside-cat-meme-gif-9988497200137656952

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

kedr

[fast garden]

Classic

Another old bug returns

[compact knoll]

guy got on top of 2 without any sound

[stark torrent]

Promo code - SERVERMAN

[stark torrent]

i had AI do the ending

[viral egret]

daamnn

5 ram and 1 psu

all fir

so close and i can get cultist circle

i just need salt

and spray

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-thumbs-up-good-job-well-done-yes-gif-10446080204605793809

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ba

ai un quest cv pe customs?

daca mai bagi raiduri

[stark torrent]

nah ma bag la somn

maine la munca

[viral egret]

bn

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1439594509188071645/TigzDuckass.gif

[viral egret]

ma duc sa fac singur sper sa pot macar

tre sa fac extortionist pt skier ala

[glacial haven]

uh so

gas station storage room update as it seems

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

i am going to turn that key in, not because i want to finish the trust regain quest but because i never want to see that fucking room again

[viral egret]

oh what

blood plays tarkov too?

[glacial haven]

pve

[viral egret]

dam

[glacial haven]

mostly because of the story

[viral egret]

wanna hop in vc or smth

[glacial haven]

sure why not

[viral egret]

jesus

@stark torrent m60 on customs

instakilled thru t4 helmet

[stark torrent]

was it goons

[viral egret]

NOPE

pmc

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5wxRUwkq5g

missed this

somehow

[glacial haven]

Already watched it, can only recommend

It's a banger

[ancient marsh]

Text on the wall says "come discord"

[compact knoll]

thereoticly

on the side

with AP

[glacial haven]

fr?

[ancient marsh]

Yes

[viral egret]

my scav likes drugs

[pallid bolt]

It emulates the strength of the smell knocking your head back for a few seconds

That stuff is very strong

[pallid bolt]

Piss n balls

[compact knoll]

2 marines down HOORAY

1 more headshot for sbih

[stark torrent]

Diamond Rare Factory Scav

[pseudo storm]

Where'd you find that 6B45?

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/hooray-peanut-theburntpeanut-bungulator-baneofbelial-gif-13328964156101172572

HOORAYYYY

[stark torrent]

prapor lvl 3 sells it without plates

[pseudo storm]

gotcha

[stark torrent]

all 3 variants

[fast garden]

prap 4 has another variant as well

[compact knoll]

i had to use the scope bug

because of the fog

and than fucking locked in to try and see the minimal colour difference

[real solstice]

No way
Ground RB gameplay in tarkov

[viral egret]

daaaamn

[stark torrent]

i have like 8 korunds

tommorow we run them all fuck em

Cryon imma drop you armors i am full

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

nighty

[viral egret]

bro

i have 12 slots

i cant even buy a bag

night

[stark torrent]

that sounds like a peasant issue

[viral egret]

liisten man

all armors i can take ill have to use up instantly if i want to have space

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-man-open-wallet-riches-money-money-flying-gif-4682342128965485892

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1306009577644490882/holidayduckass.gif

[fast garden]

sam "i may be bad but im not a pussy" when talking about pve

[compact knoll]

@fast garden play?

[real solstice]

Which one of you

[fast garden]

naur

[compact knoll]

[real solstice]

I need the new attachments in arena

[fast garden]

@keen sparrow it was this video wasnt it lol

[native crypt]

why is there the coomer watermark

[fast garden]

bf3 metro coomer watermark

[soft coral]

dawg wtf @fast garden @native crypt

at the fucking protest in sofia

AH HEL NAW

[native crypt]

protesters would like one piece

i wish they would protest their way into a lobotomy

[viral egret]

ggs king

walked by a bush it yelled and it shot me with 30 pen 7.62 in the head

[soft coral]

protests are about corruption mate

[native crypt]

they know that they live in eastern Europe right?

[violet eagle]

what if you had 9 greenbats but were only a lvl 12 crook

[native crypt]

touch the contacts to someone's nose piercing

[violet eagle]

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TsaBmG-uq3g

[compact knoll]

Its savable

Just gonna need A Lot of work

If no mans sky got saved

There is a way to save destiny 2

[fast garden]

not even comparable

[glacial haven]

The big difference is, No Mans Sky didn't update their shit by introducing like 60€ dlc's, which are then vaulted and inaccessible after the new one releases

They have a past of dogshit decisions, a long past of that

[fast garden]

its not even remotely close

[glacial haven]

Are you arguing for or against Destiny 2 being salvageable? lmao

[fast garden]

d2 has been on a downward spiral for years

its not saveable

[glacial haven]

Yeah, so we are talking from the same stance lmao

[fast garden]

development studio of theseus

[glacial haven]

Their biggest mistake was taking away access to paid for content after a new expansion released

As a new player, you will never be able to access any of it

So why even bother

And their newest game will most likely also bite the curb quite early on

"Marathon"

But that one will be funny to watch at least, the Destiny 2 shit is just sad

[remote fox]

Deleting the whole story campaign was wild.

[glacial haven]

It basically takes away the ability for new players to jump in

They fucked themselves over

[fast garden]

d2 hasnt been able to draw new players in over... 4 years? at least?

[remote fox]

I used to grind for those seasonal titles.

Felt like a 9 to 5.

[glacial haven]

I mean, to no ones surprise

The Bungie cock gobblers will always stay by their side either way

But I doubt that they'll be able to sustain with only those

[fast garden]

even then

they arent staying

i played the shit out of d1 and d2 and slowed down after witch queen

basically stopped playing the game after early lightfall

[glacial haven]

I just checked it out, the new dlc has like very negative reviews

Like the new expansion

[fast garden]

came back for the final shape, and havent played since

i think one just came oyut

[glacial haven]

And only 213 at that

[fast garden]

and its the starwars shill dlc

[glacial haven]

15th of July, 2025

[fast garden]

ah not yet i dont think

[glacial haven]

Ah, you're talking about Renegades

I don't even know what Year of Prophecy is

Or Edge of Fate, they have the exact same screenshots

Renegades seems to be the new one, that one is at mixed and released yesterday

[fast garden]

lmfao

guy complaining that shit game getting shit reviews

[glacial haven]

It's a DLC, it will never say the amount of hours they played

Steam doesn't display them there because it's a DLC, not the base game

[fast garden]

you see this shit

its like fortnite but without being approachable at all

[glacial haven]

It was one click away

Just one click to not look like an utter dumbass

[fast garden]

steam is also down for me

[glacial haven]

Gotta love Steam users

[glacial haven]

And it's 40€ with micro transactions

Just gotta throw that one in as well lmao

[keen sparrow]

lol yup

glad to see all our youtube recommendations are lining up

it's like when a bunch of women work together and all their periods sync up

[keen sparrow]

tbf you rub that shit anywhere on your face IRL, your eyes will water for the next 2 minutes

[fast garden]

HE DID NOT

[keen sparrow]

[thick jetty]

anything i should save? time to clean out the junk boxes, anything good for trades etc?

[wintry ridge]

hobo box wtf

[thick jetty]

25 lines of space opened up

[thick jetty]

hi

[fast garden]

holy marine

[fluid gyro]

he was a marine btw can you tell

[keen sparrow]

i reiterate

also

@compact knoll

So sometimes Asian women actually have really deep voices, more deep than you'd think

because media portrays them as having high pitched bullshit

and knowing that, i gave Nina the benefit of the doubt right?

Like, when i was 18 i was literally with a chinese girl whose voice was deeper than mine

That being said

nah.

Nina was born with a dick

Asian men make really good Asian women. the chinese have been doing it since they had dynasties.

because women weren't allowed to perform on-stage, men played all the female roles.

They sound black because they were homeless for a while, and because they're a dude, lol

[fast garden]

classic

yeah asians are predisposed to being better disguised

[keen sparrow]

especially when you add this to the context of them sexually assaulting people on stream

and getting kid gloves for it

[fast garden]

yeah thats even worse than it already was

[keen sparrow]

'why won't twitch punish nina'

It is not because they're a woman

oh ho ho, on the contrary

[keen sparrow]

Every V-kei group ever

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/83FErU4A3sQ

playing with his food again, lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353055485355364372/1445547095359623259/20251203_014020_2000kbps.mp4?ex=6930be24&is=692f6ca4&hm=eaa6f0ffdfa4c45fd86cd4a99e6415f704b7e7e1e654152a1fadb9dfcfac9596&

[fast garden]

theres something deeply wrong with you

[viral egret]

only now u realise?

[keen sparrow]

why

cause i wanna escape from Tarkov into Therapist's guts?

[viral egret]

listen man id joke abt something but

irs too early for me to think

[real solstice]

Am I gonna have to hand over my skull dimensions to this chat when I wake up in the morning?

[fast garden]

i was just watching the key and peele skit where he measures

https://youtu.be/UCFMGy5L-6E?si=pWvoCdo0XLClXKBz

i quite enjoy this one

every single skit of theirs that involves a certain group of undesirable germans from the years 1939 - 1944 is hysterical

[real solstice]

tarkov chat today

[fast garden]

therapist gotta be pushing 70

[keen sparrow]

There is nothing in Tarkov lore that says anything about Elvira's age

[fast garden]

evil ass grandma

also shes like

easily the most evil of the traders

[keen sparrow]

oh definitely

[viral egret]

bro hasnt seen the Island

its rumored to exist

[fast garden]

thats barely below the water on the therapist iceberg

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

[fluid gyro]

3 man doing signal part 1 all at once

got one though

im proud

level 42

alright man

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-starwars-darthvader-gif-5533636

[fluid gyro]

i got their shitty level 7 guy

fascinating

[gritty python]

it’s always 2 sherpas per timmy

golden ratio

[viral egret]

bro we had 2 high levels with a cheater sprinkled inbetween on snoreline

mf executed us all

[cyan garnet]

I love it when i kill the one paying for the carry service

[viral egret]

i didnt kill neither

i shot him in the head with 545 bs and he took it like a champ

bp or bs

idk 37 pen one

but still

he instakilled me

[cyan garnet]

Bt?

[viral egret]

i think so

i hit the clearest headshot of mankind

bro didnt even flinch

[cyan garnet]

Me when the headshot bounces

[viral egret]

truth

[fluid gyro]

tarkov shooter part 3 just aint for me

[ancient marsh]

Filtered

Just use the new lever action

[fluid gyro]

i dont have jeager 2 yet

2 levels away and need to spend ~600k more

i'll try again with it when i can

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

6/10??

did nikita give them god shit

game is barely 4.3/10

[vivid dawn]

Its IGN

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228797218371407944/1445555461352067223/downloadfile-28.mp4?ex=6930c5ef&is=692f746f&hm=7f9dcc2897c75da90977f13ed525f040e12962e4434d27fa5263aa201c8c0f5b&

[vivid dawn]

Its a miracle it aint 10/10

[stark torrent]

I mean on the other hand, IGN gave bo7 8/10

[viral egret]

AI slop

gtfo

[stark torrent]

so yeah

[viral egret]

black cocks 7 got a 8/10

ggs king

[stark torrent]

listen man, they can say all they want , but if it was truly a bad game, it wouldnt have sustained itself for 8 years

it's just the truth

yes it has issues and its not for everyone

it is dated in many aspects , engine included

but oh well

[keen sparrow]

me who thought black ops was dogshit since the first one

[stark torrent]

8 years of nobody trying to copy the idea and doing it right

the pot of gold is right here

[fast garden]

alright man

[stark torrent]

nobody wants to take it

[fast garden]

lets get you back in the retirement home

jesus christ unc

[keen sparrow]

COD4 MW WAS THE LAST TRUE COD

[viral egret]

just send him back to jail

[keen sparrow]

they hated him for he spoke the truth

[viral egret]

hes been there once its easier for second timers

[thick jetty]

i wonder if it was Jared Petty again posting tutorial clips

[fast garden]

they hated him because he was retarded

[thick jetty]

[keen sparrow]

twice, so this'd be a third

[viral egret]

third times the charm

[fast garden]

its almost like.... hmmm....

[viral egret]

maybe you come out more normal

[thick jetty]

@stark torrent also i might need your help next weekend if you free, need knowledge on what to keep and what to sell from my many junk cases

[fast garden]

like tarkov might be good despite its flaws....

hmmmm

[viral egret]

sell everything

[fast garden]

brother just post it

we are all chronically tarkov

[viral egret]

true

[thick jetty]

but i closed game

[viral egret]

open game

[thick jetty]

okie

[fast garden]

also if pve its not really as problematic to get things

pve loot is still INSANE compared to live loot

[viral egret]

the scavs are as smart as the average drughead in craiova

[fast garden]

knowing what you need for tasks and fir for hideout is all that really matters

can just money ur way through everything else

[keen sparrow]

might as well be called story mode

[fast garden]

genuinely

[thick jetty]

whuh

[viral egret]

majhoe

[keen sparrow]

don't worry bro

[viral egret]

majhor

[keen sparrow]

i've triggered that shit with a random word

that i mis-spelled

[viral egret]

ok idk

[fast garden]

i dont even have a clue

[viral egret]

i think int center 3

or racks

triggered

[fast garden]

cryon testing automod

[keen sparrow]

lol

[viral egret]

bro i sent a image and it gor automodded

[thick jetty]

int

[keen sparrow]

anything majhor

[fluid gyro]

inb4 someone sends the hard r

[keen sparrow]

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

if thats the case what the hell could you have in junk boxes

that you even need

[viral egret]

Five Thousand Cigarettes

[fast garden]

real note

[thick jetty]

shit cause i play PvE

[fast garden]

if prokills are cheap just fill junkboxes with the,m

dude you do NOT need all that holy shit

[thick jetty]

also i suffer from goblinism

[viral egret]

how big is a scav box

[thick jetty]

[fast garden]

144 slots

iirc

[viral egret]

is it not 198

[fast garden]

actua;lly

you might be right

[viral egret]

its around 190 to 200

[thick jetty]

i mean i have 128 lines of stash and lowest i've been on space has been like 1 line i like to hoarde guns that i never use

[fast garden]

some random shit flea markets for insane money

but like

[viral egret]

128 lines???

bro i dont even have 40

jesus

[thick jetty]

i gave nikita some of my not so hard earned money

[fast garden]

if you already have mostly maxed stash you dont really need hardly any of that

[thick jetty]

[viral egret]

rich mf

[fast garden]

pve flea is also TOTALLY different

saline prob 400k

[thick jetty]

i also bought unheard upgrade before 1.0

[thick jetty]

60k

red rebel is like 900k. black card was 9.4mill

[fast garden]

extra stash lines just to play pve is diabolical

[thick jetty]

its just money

[viral egret]

literally

[fast garden]

genuinelly

[viral egret]

anyways today im.playing stash tetris

[thick jetty]

i like to think i bought the wiper blade for nikitas next ferrari

[viral egret]

you at most bought the next roll of gold coated toilet paper he will wipe his ass with

[fast garden]

sell everything thats not a kappa item, hideout item you need, or a btc/gpu

6 axels crying

[thick jetty]

i ran reserve and street marked too, best i got was red and black cards and some cases, lost key case to glukhar too

[thick jetty]

so sell everything not wishlisted. keep 1 of each purple?

this is the part i dont like of tarkov

too much junk

[cyan garnet]

i love it when it stutters mid gunfight as i peek

actual dogshit

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[thick jetty]

im blessed enough to enjoy good fps 4k tarkov

[cyan garnet]

it's not fps

[viral egret]

bro

[cyan garnet]

retard

[viral egret]

i am barley hitting 60 fls

fps

with 48gb ram and a 4060

lowest settings

how do yall pull this shit off

[fast garden]

turn ur settings up cyron

[viral egret]

my game gets more fps when i aim in

[fast garden]

tarkov runs worse on lower settings 99% of the time

[viral egret]

how the

[thick jetty]

im like 80-100 native and 100-140 with dlss set to quality

[viral egret]

i was getting 90 fps yesterday somehow on customs

i went onto factory and i was 36 fps

[thick jetty]

will i need these for anything?`i know tetris and green batt gives bitcoin

[viral egret]

this game is fucking weird

[keen sparrow]

they put a lot of dust and volumetric lighting into factory though

[cyan garnet]

whatever this fog shit is

[viral egret]

somewhy the fps i get depends on day

[cyan garnet]

tanks my fps

[viral egret]

sunday i had 60 fps all maps

[keen sparrow]

game's cursed

[viral egret]

yesterday i had 50 to 80

on saturday 50 solid

[cyan garnet]

@fast garden does it actually run better if i turn up settings

god this game is shit

[fast garden]

i mean

if you are cpu bottlenecked

iirc

turn graphics settings up

[keen sparrow]

yes

[fast garden]

(and everyone is cpu bottlenecked its fucking tarkov)

[keen sparrow]

it's the L3 cache on your CPU that determines whether or not you get frames

the cache for storing geometry

[thick jetty]

32gigs 7800x3d and 4080s, run fine, other than the classic main menu and bot spawn

[viral egret]

i have no bottleneck

[keen sparrow]

so the BiS CPU is some AMD noone's ever heard of, unironically.

[fast garden]

are you talking about the one

like

the amd cpu

[keen sparrow]

that's.. what i said

[viral egret]

do u have

ddr5 or 4 ram

[thick jetty]

5

[fast garden]

the one that tripled in price after some random ass mfs found out it was a magical fix for tarkov

[viral egret]

yeah no im on ddr4 for the foreseeable future

[keen sparrow]

Ryzen 7 9800X3D

[thick jetty]

ah

[keen sparrow]

that's the one'

[fast garden]

yep

the one

[viral egret]

god bless ddr5 is more expensive than gpus now

[keen sparrow]

not even IRL flea is safe

[thick jetty]

so these safe to yeet? (hdr fucking up with snippet so its all wonky and over bright)

[keen sparrow]

sorry, lol i'm fuckin high rn

[viral egret]

dont get arrested again gramps

[cyan garnet]

Do whatever lil bro it doesnt matter when youre fighting bots

[keen sparrow]

look, it's Xal #2

[thick jetty]

i've played live since 2017 so im happy to fight bots

[fast garden]

kill them all

[viral egret]

no i can eat food

[thick jetty]

sometimes you gotta prioritize fun and shit

[cyan garnet]

Its fun to farm retard ai

[viral egret]

tarkoc and fun

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

they canr mix

ever

tarkov is cvt

cbt

[fast garden]

if you are under the age of 40 and playing pve i got bad news for you

thats unc gamemode

[keen sparrow]

cock and vag torture

lmao gedner equality

[thick jetty]

i mean sanitar bodyguard tricked on me twice tonight so sometimes i feel like the retard

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

gedner

[viral egret]

gedner

[fast garden]

gedner

[thick jetty]

not that many years till hitting 40

[keen sparrow]

where's the pepe of his head caved in

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151598137773920317/1270598747398606960/attachment-1-1.gif?=&width=640&height=645

[keen sparrow]

close enough

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

youre old rex youre excused

[keen sparrow]

lmao

[viral egret]

ur eyesighr is probably bad

[keen sparrow]

the best part of me being called old rn?

Literally playing OSRS right now

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

this slayer task i'm on is about as fun as Tarkov

so aids

[fast garden]

i just found finnish bunny metal?

https://open.spotify.com/track/4TgJdKhrwTpRPNpUHMIfMm?si=6c65c6d6845d4ec6

yeah i have no idea what this is supposed to convey

[keen sparrow]

it's not horrible but

it wouldn't be my go to

[fast garden]

but i dont know whats going on

[keen sparrow]

I happen to listen to music in languages i don't understand

you just learn to go with it

[fast garden]

well its not that

i listen to lots of things

its just like

[keen sparrow]

it makes me think of babymetal.

[fast garden]

idk whats going on

yeah sorta

[keen sparrow]

just.. confused

[cyan garnet]

so true tarkov is like squeezing your nuts in a vice

[thick jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-krabs-gif-18326632

[vivid dawn]

You have been compensated for a cheater x52

[thick jetty]

made 11.5 mill

[thick jetty]

naah sold bunch of useless junk in flea

tarkov doesnt have cheaters

[gritty python]

found another 314 marked in woods circle today

couldn’t list it but i intend to when i get the 14m

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[soft coral]

God bless this bosnian retard

better than tigz in every aspect

[cyan garnet]

Shot in head with bt

Character profile

He's holding a marlin

[soft coral]

no monster on the balcony

i have to go buy

blyaaaaa.....

[ancient marsh]

I was wondering why she acts so masculine

And was up in the face confronting a girl who said she was loud

[keen sparrow]

part of it is totally picking up street-kid culture

I was homeless for a year back in 2012, can confirm, young homeless people act like hoodlums

[ancient marsh]

You sure it wasn't the mp-18 single shot rifle?

[cyan garnet]

Lever action

Some asian username

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1443611918861340724/batch_4530ba39-eeed-4d4a-85c8-1d2c4af4b5e8_0_online-video-cutter.com_1.mp4?ex=6930f41e&is=692fa29e&hm=0146238df4ec8ce453ab0e43568dc64347896ebdac4975be12ac894a71a04847&

[ancient marsh]

Thank god the quest he does in the video isn't psycho sniper

[wintry ridge]

Nah it'd be Tarkov shooter part 1

[ancient plank]

guys i have 32 ram and 12400f should i upgrade my CPU? game running on min settings

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

Turn settings up or else it's CPU bottlenecked

[short cove]

I think the cpu already is the bottleneck

[wintry ridge]

idk i swore it ran really heavy on the cpu unless you adjusted settings

[short cove]

It does

That is why your cpu is bottlnecking the rest of the components

[ancient plank]

aight i'll try thanks

[short cove]

Your cpu is the weakest point

[short cove]

Tbh try to just buy via steam and return if it runs like ass

Shouldent tho since they changed the code w full release

[ancient plank]

ok boss

[ancient plank]

yeah ik

[short cove]

imagine you get eft from steam

Download spt

Refund eft

Pro gaming

[cyan garnet]

You wont know if tarkov is for you or not in 2 hours

[short cove]

I mean

You just get the files

Get spt

And after spt is down

You like already got the files

So you can refund

(My goofy ass forgot that the new files fucked spt in the ass and idk if its fixed yet)

[gritty python]

i think base spt is working? But most good addons are still very down

[vivid dawn]

Is it now

[gritty python]

idk man i dont play it

hence why i said i think

[pseudo storm]

I wonder when the extractor shooter genre will be out of trend as it goes on

[hollow patrol]

i think it doesnt have long

[gritty python]

if they all keep fumbling the bag, yeah

[hollow patrol]

i think some games that technically fit into the extraction shooter genre but not in the same way as tarkov or the like still have a good while to go

like fuckin hunt showdown or sm

[viral egret]

truth

its not long before someone makes a better extraction shooter

[hollow patrol]

i still think arena breakout is an okay game idk tho

didnt play it too long

[cyan garnet]

chinisium dogshit

[short cove]

For you everything is slop or shit like bro 😭

[cyan garnet]

nearly everything is

[pseudo storm]

Games that are made out of passion versus made for profit are uncommon

[hollow patrol]

its like literally tarkov but not retarded

i dont need to play tarkov to see what people who play it end up like

[cyan garnet]

it's literally tarkov but mobile tier slop

[hollow patrol]

whatevr you say

game's fine

[cyan garnet]

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[tame dawn]

Look inside, f2p version and also a mobile chinesium game with microtransactions.

Certified slop

[gritty python]

your secure container is a monthly subscription

trying to compare that in any universe is not a good look

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AfJnHk4soc

this is the best ending

[hollow patrol]

i think you can get the best one for free though

its a grind probably

[cyan garnet]

real

[short cove]

Not really

You get a free one

And one thats 3x3 when you complete the seasons questline

Kinda similar to tarkov

Just less grind

[gritty python]

i’d say even grind if you have experience

theta is v acquirable queing with friends in arena

[short cove]

Dident tarkob sell ammo for real cash at some point?

[gritty python]

[short cove]

Like you cant just go and call a game dogshit in comparison to another game that has just the same dogshit in it.

Both are shit

[cyan garnet]

Twitch drops?

Maybe like a pack of good ammo amougst other things

[cyan garnet]

Theta is easy to get

[short cove]

Iirc like from the website to buy

[cyan garnet]

No

[short cove]

I cant find it rn but i swear i remember it being a thing for “funding development”

[cyan garnet]

As far as i can recall its never been a thing

[hollow patrol]

you have a microchip in your brain making you forget

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

Nikita implanted it

He now dosent remember the torment he has endured

Making him play next wipe too

[hollow patrol]

that happens when your playtime in tarkov live exceeds a certain number

neverending loop of suffering