💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1439594509188071645/TigzDuckass.gif

[gritty python]

got that tarkov plus

[glacial haven]

[gritty python]

[glacial haven]

Worked, somehow

[little flame]

terminal open?

lets goooo

[stark torrent]

tigz has the quest to go to terminal activatd

time to see

[glacial haven]

Already watching

[little flame]

plssss

[glacial haven]

I wanna see what the map looks like

[little flame]

same

so badly

[gritty python]

the overview i saw from verybadscav made me afraid for the fps

[glacial haven]

Those papers in his special slot look so fucking scuffed

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

they put story to prestige

literally worse

[glacial haven]

Finally a use for it

[gritty python]

still won't give us anything for doing the story though

[glacial haven]

Them finally incorporating the story in anything, even if it's prestige, is at least a step somewhere

[stark torrent]

yeah but....they should have removed Kappa for later ones

[glacial haven]

"finally" but still

[stark torrent]

they just added more grind its not a good thing

or at least make 5 and 6 with botrh

oh well

[glacial haven]

hol up

[gritty python]

yeah you need to escape every time now

300m/500m/40btc

[glacial haven]

Okay then forget what I said, that is marginally worse

[gritty python]

[glacial haven]

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

dayum

tigz: "We fucking knew, we're so smart", as he queued into a day time raid

[gritty python]

the cope

[compact knoll]

hm

m61 now pens more than m80a1

60 pen on m61

m70a1 has 55

[cyan garnet]

diabolical

[gritty python]

wait what

wasn't it the other way around before

[cyan garnet]

yes

[cyan garnet]

[gritty python]

so we just throwing shit at the wall for funsies

[little flame]

hmmge

[glacial haven]

lmao

"altyns are kinda rare" he said, as he gets his head blown to pieces because he equipped his gun again at the gate

[gritty python]

watching glory rn

[compact knoll]

@fast garden GET OOOOOOOOOOOON

[gritty python]

this mf drawing a hairline on before loading in

[cyan garnet]

Historical moment incoming

"Where were you when tigz stepped foot in terminal"

[gritty python]

bro threw his gun away

glory just suicided on one of the ais on the tower

[cyan garnet]

[gritty python]

the session, it starts

[cyan garnet]

[gritty python]

HUGE

YOOO

the ledx on the floor spam

[native crypt]

nikita duck ass in tarkov when

[cyan garnet]

actual autistic gaming

lmfao

running around going "i'm overwhelmed i need a splint"

[compact knoll]

kill partizan

17k exp

kill 5 pmc

7k

are we deadass

[gritty python]

[little flame]

LMAOO

he was so clueless

sitting in his cuck corner

[cyan garnet]

gaming journalist gameplay

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven how long do you think the cheats will be down for

[glacial haven]

My brother, I have just seen the most pathetic thing ever

I do not think they will be down for any time lmao

[compact knoll]

hm?

[compact knoll]

nice name

[glacial haven]

I can't even describe it

[little flame]

LMAOOOO

[glacial haven]

lmao

[gritty python]

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

dm it i guess

went inside while a random guy was inside

2 dudes chilling in the btr

[little flame]

was on my scav

[cyan garnet]

??

[soft coral]

selfish? how much?

[nova cloak]

I encountered a new problem after the update

Did update check and itegrity check

[elder nacelle]

TIGS ON TERMINAL

[viral egret]

my Mic

does not register sound

hold on

[fast garden]

cut the price in half

does this make any sense to anyone

[wintry ridge]

Could get a whole ass m16

[fast garden]

they lowered the price of them too

those are like 520-540 now

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

6 scavs

[wintry ridge]

I know, it's why I've been running em

[remote fox]

[ancient marsh]

why are you laughing? you're next

watching tigz play the terminal quest

im glad they finally got some games journalist to play tarkov

[fast garden]

literally

[fast garden]

he is such a shit player its hysterical

[ancient marsh]

he isn't but he's just panicking and overcorrecting to not die

[fast garden]

i have killed him every time i have ran into him in raid even despite the retarded places he has camped

he is shit

[ancient marsh]

uncle got dropped by scavvingtons

wrap it up

[cyan garnet]

watching him terminal is hilarious

[cyan garnet]

black division looks juiced

heaps good ammo and rigs

[remote fox]

Isn't he a labs gamer? Shouldn't he be able to just soar through raiders?

[ancient marsh]

its not even raiderrs

its scavs

he got overwhelmed and was too nervous

[ancient marsh]

ARC RAIDERS SWEEP

[remote fox]

Maybe part of it is him milking the views.

[ancient marsh]

no 100% not

he's not that type of guy

[remote fox]

What are you? A tier 3 sub?

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1443611918861340724/batch_4530ba39-eeed-4d4a-85c8-1d2c4af4b5e8_0_online-video-cutter.com_1.mp4?ex=692ef9de&is=692da85e&hm=e3f6adfa2e18ef0ed05a8afa418be83f553822579958791a64bdd7bd0d52b2bd&

[little flame]

"good gun"

hmmmmmge

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

do we think its good chat?

[compact knoll]

go labs

2 raids

2 cheater squads

it hasnt even been 3 hours

[real solstice]

Tigz with the Terminal 7 Brain Cancer gameplay

[ancient marsh]

vinesauce reference?

[real solstice]

https://youtu.be/-ZE85W5R-GA?si=kS-As11oAkKQ5LLn

Are they gonna make you farm another 500M if you die in Terminal

[ancient marsh]

no

[real solstice]

The entire backend is the error

[nova cloak]

anyone?

[cyan garnet]

[little flame]

virgin final boss

[viral egret]

headshot 5.45 bs tanked

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHax_yYrmgs

[ancient marsh]

peepo clap

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/for-sure-gif-13248741687081638874

[stark torrent]

if you cant finish it just reinstall at that point

technically it should fix by verify files

[ancient marsh]

the lion is top fragging like crazy but he has 4 epstein victims on team so he is insanely losing

[real solstice]

Hack Division

Tigz got clapped again

[little flame]

ye

[fast garden]

whyd it say a player killed him

at least now he is dying to the actual hard part and not scavs

5 mil entry to this shit is a scam man

[compact knoll]

fps legit down by 20 since patch

like

what

???

[real solstice]

♻️

[fast garden]

very bad scav is literally making more progress more coherently

jfc

[real solstice]

Isn't he watching someone else?

Why does Tagilla look like Michael Schumacher?

[fast garden]

man i forgot how stupid he wax

he had keycard

walks into bd

doesnt do anything while he gets mag dumped

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lCxAvDsIn7qtQOIqH?invite=cr-MSxOc20sMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

the state of reserve

fucking 400 ping on scav

[compact knoll]

"how is he not dead"

thats how

fella has 13 hp left

[little flame]

lmaoo

[little flame]

the tigr safari

incident

LOCKIN

TIGZ

U GOT THIS

[keen sparrow]

OOH NO

https://youtu.be/3MgxBFoJKMo?si=goJTIeKthpi0Gckg

[fast garden]

literally posted in annoucements

[little flame]

[keen sparrow]

You read those?

Jfc he did the pager gag

[compact knoll]

2 bitcoin 2 intel and black from new area

hm

[ancient marsh]

average colonial america haul

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

what area

[compact knoll]

the new area

the double black

[fast garden]

yeah place is money

[fleet carbon]

This is the reward for not being a cod kid and waiting 10 mins til all the resort mfs die

I thought I fought the new black division mfs cause the goons were so braindead. Didn't even loot them properly cause it was night and I didn't even distinguish them

[soft coral]

cock

[compact knoll]

@fast garden can you give me your ticket number

[viral egret]

sec @stark torrent

mb

@stark torrent can u bring me a vest or smth

[stark torrent]

yeah i got armor

[viral egret]

alr

sorry i was doing smth with parents

moving some stuff

[fast garden]

is it that

[real solstice]

Bruhhhhhh Terminal makes you backtrack for a random broken power box

[fast garden]

yeah thats fucked

[real solstice]

Abysmal dogshit

I thought tigz had it until I saw that

[fast garden]

as soon as i saw the inside of the blue building

lmfao

[ancient marsh]

what is it

[fast garden]

he had like 6 min left

the building is flooded

[compact knoll]

blew 2 guys legs smoove off

[fast garden]

you have to repair some random shit somewhere

[compact knoll]

with pe ammo

guy with HK pushes me and shoot me thru the wall

[real solstice]

Cod zombies easter egg ass map

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

extracted

nothing that good

[real solstice]

I could never be a streamer I'd want to strangle these chatters through the screen

[compact knoll]

good raid?

didnt loot the second guy i killed

[fast garden]

tigz 1100% gonna suicide with nade

[ancient marsh]

all of bsg watching unc fumble to scavs over and over

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

nikita belly-laughing at tigz

getting his comeuppance

[compact knoll]

all on nothing

[fast garden]

i put all on no

[glacial haven]

bsg gonna send him a direct link to one of the radars they bought to check how it works

[compact knoll]

servers died

[little flame]

nice cheater

fun

hits all headshots

pk06 on his mosin

alright bro

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135788383621353528/1445144461779664937/i2OYY6H.gif

[little flame]

nighttime btw

[wintry ridge]

Where at

[little flame]

??????????????

[glacial haven]

504 error but now html

[wintry ridge]

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

scroll down

[glacial haven]

504 from cloudflare usually means origin server not reachable / timeout

[wintry ridge]

In labs?

[compact knoll]

yes

[little flame]

gustavo

[glacial haven]

twigs still fumbling terminal?

[viral egret]

yeah

he got further and further

black division is actively beating his shit in

he brought m60 in

[glacial haven]

damn

[fast garden]

he found it

on a bd

he brought mutant

[viral egret]

he brouht m60 too didnt he

i saw him modding one

[little flame]

tigz fighting glukhar now

lmao

[viral egret]

broo

yeah

wtff

inb4 tagilla rushes black division too

and killa joins in

i WOUILD NOT be surprised if most if all bosses are here

except for kaban hes too fat to move

[little flame]

worst marked ive ever seen

kms

[viral egret]

rip

HE DID IT I THINK

[little flame]

w

[viral egret]

3 MINUTES

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[little flame]

KEY TOOL

[viral egret]

GGS

[little flame]

rfid?

wtf is this

thought it was black

ew

[viral egret]

wtf sdo u do with blanks

[little flame]

nothing

at all

[viral egret]

HES GONNA EVAC

45 sec

[little flame]

40 SEC

[viral egret]

30

HES DOING IT

WTF

[compact knoll]

i need it for my quest

damn

[glacial haven]

He's extracting

[little flame]

200

20*

[glacial haven]

12

[viral egret]

5 seconds

[glacial haven]

5 seconds

[viral egret]

ITS GG

HE ESCAPED

[little flame]

HE DID IT

[stark torrent]

ouuuskha

[glacial haven]

he escaped, yeah

[little flame]

cinema

HOLY

[glacial haven]

Yoooo

Okay that was hard as fuck

[little flame]

they getting railed

yeah wtf lmao

[glacial haven]

That went retarded hard

[little flame]

woaaah

low quality

but eh

[glacial haven]

Yooo

[compact knoll]

holy fuck

they nuked it

[little flame]

fucking sick

wtf

[stark torrent]

they nuked the fucking city

[little flame]

LMAO

NO MORE STREETS

[glacial haven]

That went hard

[viral egret]

YOOO

[little flame]

ye wtf

[viral egret]

FUCKING OBLITERATED

first time the animation team animated humans in a cutscene properly

[glacial haven]

And now he wakes up, all of it was a dream

[compact knoll]

that went hard

[little flame]

lmaoo

[viral egret]

inb4 5mil exp for exfilling alive

[glacial haven]

He wakes up with a poster of a woman, a hole cut into it and a pillow taped to it

[viral egret]

out of tarkov

[little flame]

holy

fucking

GG

[glacial haven]

1/4 endings

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[viral egret]

THERE ARE 4 ENDINGS WTF

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-so-peak-praying-hands-praying-black-guy-gif-9969548697603007069

[viral egret]

THEY COOKED

WITH THIS

inb4 he has to collect 10b roubles to fix city now lmfao

HE GOT

A ARMBAND AND FLOORS AND TAG

[little flame]

who tf

is igla

[viral egret]

NEW BOSS

IGLA

[glacial haven]

"AF"

lmao

[little flame]

lmaoo

[stark torrent]

Who the fuck is AF

[viral egret]

armed forces

RUAF

[little flame]

abiotic factor

[stark torrent]

aaahhh AF

[viral egret]

he has to prestige now

[glacial haven]

[little flame]

fucking cinema

actually well done on that shit

holy fuck

[fast garden]

too bad theres like

the tutorial

and this

and terminal has the most bullshit requirements

and a 5 mil entry key

[little flame]

its still sick as fuck

[viral egret]

gotta keep em playing somehow

[little flame]

[viral egret]

bro

jesus

the black division is actually ahrd to fight

[little flame]

no shit

they're special forces

[viral egret]

it performs like a normal player would just a bit handicapped

[little flame]

wtf do u expect

[viral egret]

they're like t2 special forces or whatever its called

[little flame]

lmao landmark is malding over tigz doing terminal

holy fuck

[viral egret]

lfmaoo

[fast garden]

he is?

[compact knoll]

t2 are rangers

they are pretty much normal special

so tier 1

[glacial haven]

Fr?

[compact knoll]

@fast garden got my advanced current

smile

labs?

[fast garden]

gg

[viral egret]

oh

[fast garden]

i gotta do shit ive been putting off since tigz terminal i wanted to watch

[viral egret]

yeah t1 then

[glacial haven]

Ah he's not malding over tigz specifically

[wintry ridge]

finally black cards are worth their uses

[compact knoll]

so this is the worst ending

[glacial haven]

He's mad about the timegate

[little flame]

ye idk he was like "ah i havent been hearing about that at all the last 4 hours" in an annoying fkn tone

[compact knoll]

took 3 minutes

on god

3 minutes

[wintry ridge]

peam

[little flame]

annoyed*

[glacial haven]

I mean, I get it, the dude is apparently waiting for his craft

[wintry ridge]

i need to drag my retarded ass to labs soon

[little flame]

sybau

[glacial haven]

lmao

Imagine not being the first because of a timegate

[compact knoll]

now i just need to dig in my ass a bit and find 4 psus

[glacial haven]

That shit must hurt lmao

[little flame]

lmao

[glacial haven]

Tigz is now the first and nothing will ever change that fact

[wintry ridge]

just watched prapor dump out my epic twitch drop because i was 5 seconds too late to claim it after getting home

[stark torrent]

REDDIT MODS KEKW

[little flame]

thats wild

[wintry ridge]

im gonna pop a fucking tt between this man's 4head

[glacial haven]

"Moderators" and it's just crickets chirping

shoutout

[compact knoll]

LMAOOOOO

[little flame]

?????????? wait what

thats so dumb lol

[compact knoll]

19 bitties

i need 21 more

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-gif-3657171054169349186

frown

[viral egret]

BRO

[viral egret]

now that tigz survived tarkov

nikita shouild ADD SNOW

[compact knoll]

@fast garden labs is half dead btw

just alerting you to what youre losing

[viral egret]

labs rn

cheater on cheater

dog eat dog world

[compact knoll]

i heard 1 gunshot

looted cool black and yellow

[viral egret]

i just tried to send a sticker but it got fucking

GONE

[soft coral]

STOLEM

[viral egret]

apparently its blocked

[soft coral]

just like my bank card today

[viral egret]

ggs king

[soft coral]

dw it got unblocked

[viral egret]

ill either find out if i sent a bad sticker or not depending if i get eviscerated by a mod in the next 12 hrs

[stark torrent]

wait u can ask prapor for joeks

[viral egret]

yeah

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

splattered his head on a tree jaeger

thats what i did to him

[viral egret]

THERES

A WORSE WORSE ENDING??

[soft coral]

professor , which fawkin islands?

[fast garden]

im p sure cultist ending is worst

arguably

or maybe thats the "i cant pay you prapor" ending

[viral egret]

WAIOT

you CAN

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[viral egret]

you CAN RUN TERMINAL IN GREOUIP

exfil has multiple pmc slots i think

[soft coral]

telescope what do I tell it?

[real solstice]

HARD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391568553696034830/1444692371789840434/VID_20251130_053155_908.mp4?ex=692ef39e&is=692da21e&hm=2bea1cb268e0edcca1adc02a068001e87dd2710668f6e4f523b7da501b29b7f3&

[viral egret]

"you guys should try and do it"

[viral egret]

bro i am not pulling 500mil, nor 300 mil outta my ass

[fast garden]

so landmark prob

[viral egret]

bro will give us head

[little flame]

gae

stfu thee

idgaf

kys

[viral egret]

nikita will give the best ending winner head

[little flame]

[real solstice]

Straight teeth

[compact knoll]

nice screenshot quality

[fast garden]

landmark saying he prob wont be first bc no solar

well

id be closer if i wasnt cucked by the fucking softlock

its whatever man

[viral egret]

did they STILL not fix ur shit

[fast garden]

no

[viral egret]

also he killed 70 ppl

ion total

in

[viral egret]

pve catches more flak

ggs

[fast garden]

he knows the pve cheaters are speeding that shit so

[viral egret]

so are the pvp cheaters

just harder for them

me iedy and allee encountered a mosin cheater on night shore

[fast garden]

a pvp cheater getting worlds first would be pretty fucking thematic

[viral egret]

mosin with pk06

no nvs

mf was sniping us from ~admin

[fast garden]

i mean before i jumped vc we died like 3-4 times in a row to cheaters

[viral egret]

ggs

but ur ruinning like what

labs?

[fast garden]

labs x 2 night woods had a sus dude we avoided then night customs

[viral egret]

damn

[glacial haven]

PvE is constantly catching strays for no reason, I would not even look at PvE if it weren't for the rampant cheating issue and I am not talking radars or some shit

That shit still requires you to have skill to kill whatever you're looking at

The issue is the internal retards

They just need to aim in the general vicinity of you and it'll hit

[fast garden]

that shit is so annoying

[viral egret]

WHAT IF

@stark torrent

inb4 they forgot to remove fence featu re for in-raid shit

and black division gear pops up

[stark torrent]

that would be cinema

gota get that 6 rep

[viral egret]

lmfao

itd be funny

inb4 killing a guy and he has black division gear

[compact knoll]

@fast garden they fixed the tagilla secret extract

its in tagillas goon cave now

[wintry ridge]

still the cheapest ending btw

[stark torrent]

so its that door

we went first?

[compact knoll]

what

[wintry ridge]

did they make that tagilla paper extract work on interchange now or something?

[stark torrent]

that door at the back of the dungeon

we went there first time and it didnt work

[compact knoll]

yeah

thats the one

it works now

[fast garden]

neat

[viral egret]

i found a spoiler for "the good" ending @stark torrent

ppl datamined/alr got it in like pve

[wintry ridge]

dont spoil it mf

[compact knoll]

may i have a raid please

matching for 20 minutes

[viral egret]

No

[stark torrent]

servers are dead i think

[compact knoll]

yesnt

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-gif-3657171054169349186

violet 2 bitties intel

got gpsa

yummers

3 uses left on black

@stark torrent sir come labs

its free real estate

[stark torrent]

going to sleep sir

mb tommorow

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

dude tommorow

its going to be over

right now there are like no people on labs

i guess because servers just came back

we have like 1 hours to loot as much shit

[stark torrent]

its whatever man

[compact knoll]

cmon man

get your gpsa while its hot

[fathom verge]

I know that atleast on release the scav case had brought atleast one guy Black division gear

So, it’s far from impossible

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/CSLostArchive/status/1995436680451600473

Counter Strike Archive (@CSLostArchive)

JFK assassination reenactment (2007)

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[soft coral]

from the official nascar insta btw wtf is this @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zn0RUGsxbpo?si=Iprm0AAhUK28JXw7

[soft coral]

gta online lobbies aint got shit

@stark torrent

[blazing basin]

Whatt goin on?

[compact knoll]

https://mrsouer.com/tutorial/ticket @fast garden

nade just stopped dead in it tracks

no ricochet

just dropped

[compact knoll]

the guy that naded himself

[crystal musk]

Wtf is this game, i was going to go full nelson on tarkov, shit is with 22% off on the unheard edition and my 22% off doesnt even work cause xsolla got some insane fees

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

[pseudo storm]

[real solstice]

https://youtu.be/Li9tm8I6D-k?si=ONhMkXjP6rV9oyXF

[wintry ridge]

Translate pls?

[compact knoll]

it has autodub

[wintry ridge]

Awesome

[fast garden]

i fucking hate you cofdm

[wintry ridge]

My friend

Buy new reserve key

Go loot that like 5 times

[fast garden]

ive already burnt a whole 20 use key and got on

[real solstice]

ooo it might be me

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222569497702170716/1445217435832549436/E6292E45-00E5-443B-AB6F-AD7948E63560.png?ex=692f8b1f&is=692e399f&hm=a2b5a82deef137b71d4072391e4187c6cf182821727e5177c4db2b70ce6fc4e8&

[fast garden]

steamie obliterated

[keen sparrow]

man, they're emberassing their boomstick

[native crypt]

The lion runs a thermal on the svt

[keen sparrow]

The Elcan is so ubiquitous, it really says something about the average engagement distance in this game

[fast garden]

the elcan also fries performance more than any other sight in the game for some reason

[keen sparrow]

all the shit that goes to 20 and 30x just could disappear and noone would care

[fast garden]

as long as my baby can stay

fuck all of the rest of them

and the new sight on pk3

[native crypt]

You could see to china with that thing

[keen sparrow]

I hate that BSG gives things illuminated reticles that can't be toggled

and you have no gate control with NODs at the same time

maybe my settings are fucked but the VUDU is basically useless at night under NODs

[fast garden]

the two leupold optics in game are functionally worthless

the two that i know of anyway

[native crypt]

Good fuck leupold

[keen sparrow]

Leupold has only ever made good hunting scopes IRL

their LCO and the D-Evo are shit

what that has to do with in-game leupolds, nothing at all

[fast garden]

ig the hamr is okay

[keen sparrow]

true, i always forget that they made that

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden wtf they gave therapist plastic surgery

[fast garden]

oh wait

the delta point

[keen sparrow]

BiS p90 sight right?

[fast garden]

hm

[keen sparrow]

oml she's so fuckable

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

just therapist

[wintry ridge]

i hit dorms marked 2x and got an rsass once

and shitty ak's the rest of the loot

am i tweaking or is the wiki wrong

[fast garden]

this sucks farts

[wintry ridge]

cant hold medcase in bag but you can find one in marked

[keen sparrow]

i'm asking Tarkin for the goods

[fast garden]

all the time man

[wintry ridge]

is it only FIR you can hold or what

[fast garden]

was temporarily an issue

but cases arent in marked anymore so

only small cases like ammo/keys maybe injectors

[wintry ridge]

why do they hate me

i just want my med case

ill just barter one ig

[fast garden]

take the easy way out man

[keen sparrow]

[wintry ridge]

i know I know

i just gonna do like 2 dailies and I can cop it

but im also 1 needle and 1 bloodset off just barter

[fast garden]

oh nvm that barter costs fucking nothing

save ur gps

[wintry ridge]

yeah gp coins are for like

[fast garden]

just buy the items

[wintry ridge]

mag boxes n shit i feel

[fast garden]

for those actually

[wintry ridge]

the sand ulach with the mount kinda goooood ngl

worth it

[fast garden]

the green and mesh have it too

the sand one only mounts quads

[wintry ridge]

nah

oh sand mesh

yeah the one with the ir strobe is quads only

[wintry ridge]

mesh spray***

i wish they'd let us slap patches on the velcro parts

tbh even our outfits

give us some patches from quests to wear in the armband slot

[keen sparrow]

You mean like we do with helmets in le SPT

[wintry ridge]

stfu with ur goofy ahh spt

[keen sparrow]

dw guys it's a planned feature

will be implemented in the future, we just need more steam purchases

[wintry ridge]

its a planned feature, patches only available with hte purchase of a corresponding one on our merch shop

[keen sparrow]

that's the ticket

[stark torrent]

this one has class 4 soft sides

[wintry ridge]

client and server location mismatch

god please strike down nikitia

[pliant thorn]

huh

[remote fox]

I just got banned from flea.

Fuuck.

I kept pressing OK on this and it counted them as captcha tries.

[wintry ridge]

iedy is just tweaking

[remote fox]

1.0 btw.

Now I can't even access the traders.

Their website doesn't even have a ticket for this problem.

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

Apparently it's not permanent.

[wintry ridge]

yeah

its like an hour

[remote fox]

And I lost all my flea market rep.

NIKITAA!

[wintry ridge]

is matching completely fucked

[stark torrent]

Hmmm

[wintry ridge]

its like uhh

went to do setup

20 min matching timer for customs

go to do scav

get booted out with a server error

very mediocre reserve raid

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/congrats-nice-happy-for-you-congrats-nice-happy-for-you-gif-1927193140186872022

[vivid dawn]

No life confirmed

Rest in piss

[wintry ridge]

the first streamer to beg for buddies to carry him thru labyrinth for his 500m

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

whats ur problem

its that or labs against hackets

hackers*

• if u 5 man labyrinth its very fast q times

[low iris]

quick question is any alcohol needed for future quests

i swear i remember a quest where you had to turn in some drinks

[ancient marsh]

its called booze and its like a level 45 quest

so no

[low iris]

thx

[soft coral]

who gives a shit

[low iris]

dude there was a guy on my arena team called CRAZY N WORD

JUST THE I WAS REPLACED WITH A J

ALL HE SAID WAS THE N WORD ON REPEAT

NOT ANYTHING ELSE

[pseudo storm]

charming

[ancient marsh]

oh i matched with you?

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-mr-boss-dap-up-dap-hand-shake-gif-17813953548000062507

i knew there was something based inside of you xal

[ancient marsh]

how did you learn that only now? just check my profile

[soft coral]

so that entire build up of escaping and all that

and the final cutscene is just a nuke being dropped

brother call of duty did this years ago the fk

thats all?!

[stark torrent]

It depends on the ending

[soft coral]

holy asswipe

oh

I guess tigz had negative honor he wasn't a good man

[stark torrent]

But to be fair, i dont get why did the nuke drop, like were are the clues and buildup

Who and why

[soft coral]

its called shit storytelling

at the offices "QUICK we need a way to end the cutscene of the MC escaping how should we do it"
"uhhhhh just drop a nuke and undermine everything that has happened in tarkov before that"

thats literally it

[low iris]

mfw they havent wanted to do tarkov any justice for like the past 3 years

[soft coral]

no normal storyteller will build up so much lore in their trailers , in ingame pieces of text on the items , the voicelines scavs and other characters have
and scrap all that just fora nuke to be dropped

its a dumb way to "wrap up" things

[low iris]

all they wanna do atm is russia 2045 or whatever their newgame is

such a good concept / idea too RIP

[soft coral]

as per usual

if thats the bad ending tigz got
first of all deserved
second of all there better be a calmer ending where you just leave and go home or something
because thats such a shitty way to end a story

yes I shit on tarkov a lot but this time its extremely justified

[stark torrent]

Its not bad cause he survived still

There are 4 endings

[soft coral]

then thats a shit ending

hopefully the otehr 3 are better

[stark torrent]

This one is he survived through any means necessary aka just paid his way out without stopping the nuke or idk

[soft coral]

its decent for a "bad" ending

but for everything else no

basically selfish ending

[stark torrent]

I think the worst ending is you just get left behind by the boat and you get shot by the black division

[soft coral]

[low iris]

LOLLLLLL

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

nah idk a nuke is still pretty bad

[low iris]

allat work as soon as i finish the game ONCE im just watching the other endings on youtube

[soft coral]

in black devision youre too slow
in the other one A LITERAL FUCKING NUKE DROPS

????

well both are bad

[stark torrent]

It will prob be a while, some timegates are crazy and grind is big even for pve

Pve had to wipe too

[soft coral]

surprised they managed to even pull off more than 1 ending

chatGPT helping overtime

hidden 5th ending
stay in tarkov and farm woods all day with jeager

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/5sh50lzdyQU?si=lceaA4IB7HXuSZes @stark torrent

[white cloak]

yo do ya'll know if we could get loot outta terminal or is it just a one way raid

[soft coral]

the ending?

or

[white cloak]

Like can we extract with loot from there

those black division gear look good af

[soft coral]

no ofc

[low iris]

my question is that if you die in terminal do you lose your ticket

[soft coral]

its the ending of the game

[white cloak]

aight ty

[soft coral]

reminder that they didnt deliver on the promise of all maps being connected and we still have seperate maps for everything ggs

[white cloak]

?

[viral egret]

ye

u buy a new one

5mil

[white cloak]

Can i play with a friend of mine who hasnt reset their

account

[viral egret]

no

if game version doesnt sync no

he has to do it

[stark torrent]

no, if you die you lose the gear , if you extract you get your kit back before you entered

you dont get out with anything so far , BD gear might drop from scav case

otherwise not attainable

[white cloak]

sad

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH8c0Q12f6Q

SMELLOFNAPALM code

Nikita once again ruining the economy for cowboy hats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxngmtYbvQ

damn 4:05 goes hard af

@soft coral prapor in one of his dialogues says Krazavtschik and it reminds me of you

[short cove]

BD?

[soft coral]

why of me

[stark torrent]

Black div

[stark torrent]

cause u are beautiful honey

[soft coral]

Yes ty

[little flame]

died by some random guy

i died by some random guy*

btw

pscav

yippe

lvl 6 plates too

fun game

got insta shredded to pieces by bt

got 3k xp even after dying goddamn

killed like glukhar 4-5 guards 2 raiders

1 pmc

[cyan garnet]

Tbf terminal looks like kino

[cyan garnet]

the lion has torn apart the kennel

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/J9vzpWQ9cSk?si=GXJbodiwtOYNRwvv

[fast garden]

honestly, impressions of 1.0 so far

its kinda lame

i understand why they want the player to go do some things for best endings or even just any endings

but going to labs 2 dozen times for story shit and needing to kill cultist priests

it feels like half the story shit ive been doing ive been contesting with cheaters

and the only times ive done some of these objectives recently is when i manage to kill one

even outside of that

[compact knoll]

There is a mission where you have to quote on quote survive labs

In original you need to find an item for it

Its not on labs

No one knows how to properly complete it

So the general consensus is just extract labs a couple times

[native crypt]

did they make cultists have an acceptable spawn rate with 1.0?

[fast garden]

we have these two new factions that are delegated to border guards and the ending map, which has zero reason to exist outside of being some long winded thematic mission 0.5% of the playerbase will experience

[fast garden]

now why would they do that,

i wouldnt even be complaining about that if they actually fucking spawned

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-allen-willem-dafoe-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-chad-uv-uk-ondi-gif-27368842

[fast garden]

but bsg is allergic to making them spawn even though you need to kill them 3 times total for different quests

[gritty python]

broadcast part 5 can fuck off

[fast garden]

and the other thing

i hate that the quests are like

kill preists

[gritty python]

knives for skier

12 mf

[fast garden]

kill the boss enemy that nades itself after 20 seconds of combat

[native crypt]

its because cultists are a fun and engaging enemy so they always make their spawn rate dogshit

[gritty python]

actual only interesting faction and the best explanation is they’re cracked out on blue ice or whatever tf terragroup been cooking in the methlab

[fast garden]

bloodhounds were one of the best additions to the game and breathed so much life into dead areas of the map and we still dont have something comparable

[native crypt]

true

[compact knoll]

They are that sort of enemy that should scare the shit out of you

[gritty python]

Legit completely fucking forgot abt that

[compact knoll]

And they are so rare that they do

But they make it so you have to kill them

[fast garden]

they already removed their silent footstep audio so who cares

[native crypt]

being able to regularly fight cultists and bloodhounds is half the reason i keep an spt install around

i just enjoy fighting them

right mix of danger, tactics, and usually good loot when you kill them

[fast garden]

they are a perfect middleground between scavs and bosses

[native crypt]

some bosses i find fun

[fast garden]

while also a little less outrageous than raiders

[native crypt]

i like fighting gloogy on reserve

his squad dynamics are cool

[fast garden]

raiders got two modes, sprint and die, and locked in

yueah i like gluk most of the time

sometimes all of them just swarm you based on spawn

sometimes you get to enjoy the different unit types

[native crypt]

he can spawn in dome now btw

[fast garden]

yeah they did that in hardcore

[native crypt]

he scared the shit out of me earlier

went up the door and the man himself was posed up behind the door like John Wilkes Booth to my Lincoln

[gritty python]

Gluhar been pushing me solo lately, like legit in front of all guard aggro

[native crypt]

he does that sometimes

if he has m61 in his m14 hes a real terror

[gritty python]

do not like, he tanks too much

who would win, one ai locked on head,eyes through the wall

or any human being alive

ik what my bet is on

[native crypt]

i dont really have that problem because he doesn't wear a helmet most of the time

[gritty python]

have run into him with bac bastions that stg have 400 durability how many rounds it can take

56a1 is bad but not that bad

[native crypt]

dont know what to tell you the boss+guard ai is usually pretty good on him

[gritty python]

just unlucky with ricochets, gluhar good boss

[native crypt]

sometimes the rpd guard is satan maxxing

[gritty python]

they give the chris kyle of the guards the rpd

[native crypt]

based

[gritty python]

full spray hitting every bullet at 150m

[native crypt]

love me rpd

some of his guards can also use m14s to, good source of good ammo most of the time

[gritty python]

they’ve had m4s a lot for me this wipe

[native crypt]

also great source of mags and ammo

[gritty python]

60 rounders out the as

[fast garden]

yes it is

[native crypt]

56a1 is my trash killing ammo tbh

it pens all scav armor and i dont feel bad for just pissing it away

[fast garden]

yeah

barely a step up from 855 or sost

[compact knoll]

@fast garden top of the mornin to ya ladies