💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

they really need to fix the PS1 graphics

[cyan garnet]

shit looks straight out of 2002

[stark torrent]

how did i miss this in the intro video lol

Fucking Knights name is marty

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah, their real names are fucking goober names

'keeble'

https://tenor.com/view/keebler-elves-gif-11429396

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/LongFunLapwingGrammarKing-wp1AEKYiYhML1D9K

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

finally unlocked labs

money time

[wintry ridge]

Oh poggies

Got off the phone

Found da ham

We're just doing 2 thanksgivings I guess

It's ham o clock

[ancient marsh]

W colonial holiday

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

oh no do we hate colonialism here?

[ancient marsh]

L natives

[compact knoll]

SMALL POX

SMALL POX

[keen sparrow]

okay, i was gonna say

[compact knoll]

SMALL POX

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-jew-alexjonesjew-alex-jones-jew-alex-jones-jew-gif-8871961384248746007

when are they gonna invent big pox bro

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

[ancient marsh]

i disav ow

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ&list=RDODZE5peUfWQ&start_radio=1

[keen sparrow]

gitclone my beloved

[ancient marsh]

just had the displeasure of fighting raiders that caught me off guard with a full backpack of loot as tigz stream in the background was blasting "get jiggy with it" by Will Smith

[keen sparrow]

sometimes it's not even the interface

These fucks wanna type their life story/blog like a wine mom posting a recipe online

' i refactored the enum so it can be serialised in the .json'

bro nobody gives a fuck, put the fries in the bag

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-wiggle-funny-cat-raised-cat-gif-16677521383713822910

raiders are fucked up rn

evil fuckers

[pallid bolt]

Github putting 12 scary tabs on my screen and none of them say download

[compact knoll]

They are easy

As long as you dont decide to ego them

Or fight them at long ranges

[wintry ridge]

theyre not hard they just touch me from tiny cracks and peeks im not expecting whenever im at the uhh

train depot

[compact knoll]

I dont know i dont fight them there

[wintry ridge]

its not terrible, you can funnel them through a doorway when they push at you but theres tiny little windows and cracks that theyll murk you through if you get caught offguard

[fleet carbon]

I've read it has something to do with storing those mags in some other place other than your main stash, so either the gear rack or dummies. Or maybe it's a different bug

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oW6YwSUyfzw

https://tenor.com/view/maya-fey-skeptical-really-sweat-ace-attorney-gif-18547011

[compact knoll]

The E negotiator

[wintry ridge]

E

[compact knoll]

Different bug

[wintry ridge]

marked one, what the hell

fatass walked out of bunker and blew me apart with an AK before I could realize it was a guard and not just an AI scav that grabbed some dead guy's gun

[ancient marsh]

pvp or pve

[wintry ridge]

pvp ofc

[ancient marsh]

[wintry ridge]

whatcha lookin at stinky

[gentle blaze]

yo what graphics should i use with a 9060xt?

[fast garden]

Holy fuck lmfao

People with drug kinks

[fast garden]

This is an optional setting man

[keen sparrow]

is it?

Did bsg fix the texture quality?

I know mine is set to high and shit still looked like half life 1 in 1.0

Or is Xal one of those people that plays at minimum settings to get higher FPS as an edge

[fast garden]

I’ve never had my mags in raid anywhere but my immediate stash? It’s only happened one time to me so far, but I think you REALLY don’t want mags on weapon rack or on gear rack, like total profile fucked if you do

Tarkov the typa game to give you more fps with higher settings

But I think xal has a lower end pc

My textures only look that dubious on streets because I use low texture streets setting

Which, idk what they did, it’s turbo fucked this wipe

[keen sparrow]

i also run low for streets, lol

[fast garden]

Actual playdough buildings

[wintry ridge]

wasnt this actually a thing for a while

[keen sparrow]

higher FPS bordless than fullscreen, lmfao

[fast garden]

It still is and has been for years

Bottleneck moment

[wintry ridge]

yeah like uhh

cpu vs gpu bottleneck

[fast garden]

Someone needs to explain to me why they made one gorjillian tarkov pop figurines just to have them all in twitch drops and that’s it

I want a wall of BTR figurines

[keen sparrow]

because static objects are the easiest to make

i shit you not, every funko pop, outside of making the model and texturing it, takes like 10 minutes to put into unity and make a prefab of

lazy aids

[fast garden]

Yeah but why only twitch drops is what I mean

Why aren’t these in the loot pool

Like, one of them is

[keen sparrow]

to give their best cock-suckers more viewership

[fast garden]

And it’s like the lead art director or something

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

Can we please twitch ban VBS again

[gentle blaze]

bsg is gae

and retarded

[ancient marsh]

all these meds are bugged and wont get listed on flea

[fast garden]

Bro is selling vitamins

I got crisis and haven’t seen one since

[keen sparrow]

Knowing this game, putting them in a container or rig will make them sellable again somehow

[ancient marsh]

lab

[fast garden]

They don’t look interactable

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

oh god and all his preview pivots are 240p too

[fast garden]

I’ve seen more ledx than vitamins on labs

[fast garden]

Crunchy

[keen sparrow]

when your flinstones vitamins were rendered by a computer owned by the flinstones

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

every time i wanna type nixxor into chat i get sweaty

that being said

those are more rare than ledx

[fast garden]

Since filing cabinets got nuked yeah those things are fucking impossible

[wintry ridge]

these servers are so ass

[wintry ridge]

i got 3 in a raid from tagilla's sex dungeon on interchange

might be worth lookin there

they spawn in the trash piles with the other tech items

[fast garden]

Tagillas sex dungeon has hella loot

It’s actually nuts

There’s like 4 hard Intel spawns

[ancient marsh]

i went there but didnt know where to look

someone drop a ss when u get there

[fast garden]

It’s just all over the trash and boxes on the floor

[wintry ridge]

just look everywhere

[fast garden]

Look in every single box genuinely

[wintry ridge]

its all over the screeeen

[fast garden]

IT HIT THE TABLE

fried the monitor

[wintry ridge]

especially these

[fast garden]

And then in his little goon cave area with the gaming setup and weights

All a man needs

Bed

[wintry ridge]

everywhere on the ground near the uhhh

[fast garden]

Weights

Gaming setup

Couch

[wintry ridge]

cardboard boxes

can spawn tech shit

gpus anything

[fast garden]

Anabolic steroids

[wintry ridge]

yeah i found some on a crate near his workout bench

[fast garden]

Got several GPUS from there as well

And he is so fucking easy to kill in there it’s comical

Just deadass shoot him through the walls ez

[wintry ridge]

do you think tagilla would be one of those body dysmorphia russian guys who pump themselves full of synthol

[fast garden]

Isn’t he like turbofucked off that terragroup pack

[wintry ridge]

i think so

he got resident evil'd

[fast garden]

Terragroup selling loud right outside the trap they don’t gaf

[keen sparrow]

Doesn't help he looks like scuffed Ivan Drago

[fast garden]

The Tagilla cloning program

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-must-break-you-fifidonia-break-rude-stalone-gif-14615906

[wintry ridge]

they abducted his ass and fed him floorpills and stuck him with dirty needles off the sidewalk

fucked up company

[fast garden]

He so fucking chopped man

I like that one cultist warrior head

You know the one

[keen sparrow]

If i could play as cig scav, as a PMC head, i'd play live

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-staring-respectfully-patrick-patrick-star-spongebob-gif-25933881

You know

[wintry ridge]

i dont

[fast garden]

That one cultist warrior head

Yeah but I know Rex knows it

[wintry ridge]

i only know the tattood guy

[fast garden]

Rex do you have a SS handy of that one cultist warrior head

[keen sparrow]

nope

[wintry ridge]

wait are there even any like

main quests on reserve

[fast garden]

Not that I’ve seen lmfao

[wintry ridge]

i havent seen a single side objective ask you to go there

lmfao

they hate this map

[fast garden]

Maybe comes with later chapters

Assuming there’s more

[wintry ridge]

i hope so

i just wanna grab cool missions off the map i play the most

[fast garden]

You actually play that shit?

Bsg needs to put real loot and more raiders and a few less ass spawns on that map

[wintry ridge]

they gotta trim down the spawns

theres too many that are shoreline tier or worse

[fast garden]

They gotta trim spawns on every map

[keen sparrow]

i hate reserve for the extracts. just give me 1 extract that doesn't have a gimmick

[wintry ridge]

reserve is like, an 8-10 player map

not 12 or whatever it is rn

also add more like uhh

time to raid

and then push back the scav spawn timer

15 minutes left at most

let pmcs fuck around for 30 mins before they have to deal with 8 new players

[fast garden]

Either keep the gimmicks and add more loot or remove the gimmicks and add slightly less extra loot

I think you can genuinely trim every tarkov map down to half of the unique player counts on them and they would all play 10,000 times better

[wintry ridge]

like uhh

reserves spawns dont encourage player combat like bsg wants

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

it just means if you spawn badly you fuck off and reset

[daring torrent]

reserve has never made sense to me

[fast garden]

In 30 minutes in raid all but one retard has left

[daring torrent]

always felt wrong

[keen sparrow]

LMAO INTERCHANGE

[wintry ridge]

yeah everyone dips out fast on reserve because they wanna get out before the scav horde

[fast garden]

There is one map in this game where I am ever worried about pscavs

And it’s not reserve

[keen sparrow]

Streets

[fast garden]

It’s streets where there’s genuinely 30 of them

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

I don't think I have ever played Reserve, no matter if pvp or pve, just for fun, only for quests because all of the extracts have requirements

[keen sparrow]

fucking gimmick extracts man

[fast garden]

Literally zero people use the alarm exfil ever

[glacial haven]

And none of them are hard to do, not a single one but they are annoying

[wintry ridge]

real

[fast garden]

And any time I do, ANY TIME, without FAIL, I get camped

[wintry ridge]

i saw like 12 pscavs defiling kaban's corpse last time i scavved streets

[glacial haven]

Hermetic Door

[fast garden]

Hermetic is a fucking death trap

[glacial haven]

If I were bored, I would just camp it with no gear and wait for someone to activate the power and then just disable it after 30 seconds

Like flip the switch again

[fast garden]

You can. Do tha?

[wintry ridge]

its so bad

[fast garden]

Transit bug has made reserve playable

It’s like the only way I get off the map anymore

That and code exfil

[glacial haven]

Yeah, you can disable it I think, I don't know if it's a toggle or a timer but I once waddled my way to Hermetic and it stopped right before I was able to extract, I then was lucky with Armored Train tho

[fast garden]

It’s a timer

[wintry ridge]

how tf do I start blue fire

[fast garden]

Poster on EMC in interchange

Small ass poster on the door

[wintry ridge]

which ones emc

[fast garden]

The emercom unit

For chemical

I think you can find the poster in other areas too but idk where

[wintry ridge]

ohhh yeah

that one

[fast garden]

Orange poster

[wintry ridge]

wiki says woods emercom camp too but i havent seen it

[fast garden]

It like immediately sends you to labs kek

Small ass posted that’s why

[soft coral]

Road work ahead?
I sure hope it does

[pallid bolt]

It's in the uh, medical container after you walk in the front door

On the right hand side of the white cabinet

By the shelves

The one you can walk in

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

oh yeah a protest happened

about the euro upcoming budget

multiple thousands of people INCLUDING the entirety of the CSKA football club fans barging in too

gg

@fast garden

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[soft coral]

glad I can make y'all laugh

[real solstice]

Europeans when the pitch isn't looking lovely today lads

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-bunny-computer-lover-cute-funny-gif-6195700997135533226

[real solstice]

This is who people are being mean to when they yell at me

[wintry ridge]

stupid idiot bnuy

[fast garden]

Dudes be like 5 mp5s for cultist circle

I be like 4 STMs

[soft coral]

mp5sd

[fast garden]

USD value is through the roof unfortunately

They kept that from hardcore and it’s shit

[soft coral]

man i love the 5sd

[fast garden]

Everything is overpriced

[soft coral]

im mp5-ing all over

[pallid bolt]

You're in an economical dead zone and a warzone

[soft coral]

just like real worl economy

[pallid bolt]

Things gonna be expensive

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

its actually realistic this time "D

for once

[fast garden]

Kill yourself schleppa

[soft coral]

based

[fast garden]

I mean post hardcore changes

[fast garden]

Because the USD purchase is like 100 roubles more per

And that was a hardcore change

732 dollars for an m16

Aka 150k

Ak308 is 108k btw

[soft coral]

@fast garden

is the mp5sd a gun you can buy in the states?

[fast garden]

Yes

Friend has one

It’s basically the cheapest POS full auto you can get

[pallid bolt]

Not a 9mm no

You can get an integrally suppressed .22 MP5 clone

[fast garden]

I could have sworn the one he has was 9mm

Granted he also has FRTs and shit so

And an entire box of “missing” stanags from the military

One of which I have

Very fun fidget toy

[pallid bolt]

A 9mm suppressed one is classified as NFA

[soft coral]

sir do not diss the mp5 and call it a pos

[pallid bolt]

You can probably get one but you need a tax stamp

[fast garden]

I think he has all that shit

Dude is pretty rich and has shit tons of guns

What the fuck was he working on last

Some Cold War era Czech gun?

Maybe it wasn’t Czech but I forget what it was

Some guys run a lathe out of their garage near him

Also

I cannot believe how similar sordins in game sound to IRL

When it comes to sound design (not implementation) and modeling for gear, bsg is literally unrivaled

[fast garden]

Don’t get me wrong

In every game it’s in based

But irl

Anyway when is bsg gonna let us fuck with nerd shit on guns

So I can make full auto sks by filing down parts

Or make some guns shoot faster by adjusting the gas

[keen sparrow]

They’re my babies

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bdg-brian-david-gellert-polygon-gif-13426410

[fast garden]

Or however the fuck that works

[keen sparrow]

You’re right

[fast garden]

Not that a bsg dev would know

[keen sparrow]

But BSG has their noggin too caved to implement it

It took a client coder taking interest for WTT’s an94 to get the hyper burst

[keen sparrow]

The biggest issue tbh is how tarkov does their soundbanks

[fast garden]

Ah I could see that

[keen sparrow]

There’d have to be entirely new sound sets for different firerates

[fast garden]

Audio is already jank as fuck when you tap fire really quickly on full auto

Going into the driveway fellas

I say as everyone I play with is asleep

Because it’s 3 am for them

Or maybe 1 am

[wintry ridge]

Let me hand load my own shotgun slugs

Making the taofladermaus fuckin evil slugs

Ap20 but it's some tungsten dart

[fast garden]

Let me put uh

Salt

Blasting scavs with rocksalt

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

god nikita pls

[glacial haven]

they're still working at ticket #633, give it some time

[wintry ridge]

we need like uhhh

painstun

shit that does pain damage instead of flesh and just knocks mfs on their backs

morphine might help but a beanbag is still gonna knock the wind outta you even if youre amped up

[soft coral]

its 12am yet again

@glacial haven @fast garden

and im losing it over reels

some comment said "it was so strong it blew off the hat"

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937433410182467645/1378057764332507286/togif-2.gif

[fast garden]

have fun kiddo

yep.

[wintry ridge]

youve done a terrible deed this day

[fast garden]

desmond is lvl 55

this requires 12.8 mil xp

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-ears-cats-ear-appearing-cat-ear-popping-out-car-gif-15670376106079619574

[fluid gyro]

woods is lowk not bad

im growing up

[wanton bridge]

this is real btw

[fluid gyro]

no i still hate woods

[fast garden]

yeah its the "you fucked up"

[wanton bridge]

YA BAD END

just found marked tho

[fast garden]

transit bug

still on streets

whoops

server connection lost

strange

i think maybe i altf4d too soon

[wintry ridge]

yo theen

did cultist loot get buffed a ton

[fast garden]

saw someone post that

would also explain why every time i attempt to go after them i get killed by cheaters

also first kill me an artyom got he got a polikhim card

[wintry ridge]

I killed em on customs

and missed the priest

suicidewatch

[fast garden]

he prob self naded somewhere random

[wintry ridge]

honestly true

or hid behind a dumpster for 30 mins

ive seen them all get dragged to fortress but have a random one get stuck in a corner

[fast garden]

sigh

[wintry ridge]

are you really level 42

[fast garden]

yea

when i left yesterday morning i had only 100k xp left

the xp reqs are insane now

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

now its time to do test drive and punishers

[wintry ridge]

thats fucked

[keen sparrow]

playing 1.0 feels like Nikita is telling all of us, 'keep your mouth open, i'm almost done'

[wintry ridge]

when are these incompetent goblins gonna add arena skinned armor to loot pools

i just want my silly helmets

and camo'd rigs

[fast garden]

i dont know why you think that would happen

[wintry ridge]

i know its a pipedream but i just want the cool stuff to not be locked behind having grinded arena's godawful battlepass

[fast garden]

whelp

[glacial haven]

huh

[fast garden]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

thats one of the endings

[glacial haven]

i want that poster in my hideout

but guess what

you can't pick it up

[wintry ridge]

is it the one on streets

[glacial haven]

yeah

[wintry ridge]

yeah

i got baited by that one too

[fast garden]

i think that is a poster you can loot

[wintry ridge]

nope

[fast garden]

not that one specifically, but like

[wintry ridge]

its the one in BSG offices i think

[fast garden]

there is a poster that is like that that you can get

[wintry ridge]

yeah the ones in that office are actual posters but theyre not lootable ones

[glacial haven]

ah and the gaming pcs in that office? not lootable

[fast garden]

theres like

[glacial haven]

some of them are on some maps but not those apparently

[fast garden]

a single gaming pc lootable in the game

one

in dorms iirc

[glacial haven]

the only one i tried and it worked

i thought they implemented it

they did not

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

i wish they'd add em as like

rng variants

[wintry ridge]

low chance to have a gaming pc instead of an office one

better gpu spawn chance in it

[fast garden]

killing a prestige 6 and turning his dogtag in as a usb

[glacial haven]

the epstein files are on that one

[wintry ridge]

is it like uhh

a detachable bit

[fast garden]

i just noticed

the pmcs are wearing new tops in these

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

prison tattoos

cool

[wintry ridge]

imagine he had a black sun on him

bsg mask off moment

[fast garden]

these are so corny

esp the usec one

[wintry ridge]

the bear one is a little better because its like

vasilyev or whoever the head is

but with tats

bald cholo dude on the bottom is corny asf though

[fast garden]

he aint even actually mexican and the dude is named shawn

are we deadass gng

whelp

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

now that i have max traders

i guess i go get max scav rep

and go back to working on lightkeeper

[wintry ridge]

lets coop extract vro

[fast garden]

imma actually see if i can go labs first

i want intel 3 for batya

and have to place a jammer

and find some office igf

[wintry ridge]

oh fuck i forgot yeah

you also need like uhh

a bunch of skills too

mg 10 i think

[fast garden]

mg 5 iirc

ar 10

[wintry ridge]

something like that

easy arena stuff

[fluid gyro]

got killed after getting pocket watch

back to dorms i go

[fast garden]

oooouuuu

god dambiut

[wintry ridge]

am i tweakin or is streets loot bad

[fluid gyro]

i had a gas anylizer damn you

[wintry ridge]

other than the cabinets and crates

i hit the uhh

kaban compound building

not one stim or valuable spawn

hit the locked weed room

not a single spawn

window wasnt even broken for jumpin

normally it'd be atleast a meldonin or something

[real solstice]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[glacial haven]

so yeah, i was so depressed about not being able to pick that poster up, i just fucking killed myself by running into kaban and his swinger club

[wintry ridge]

lmfao

kaban's hog team 6

who only takes the pkm mags

wtf

loaded with fmj

left the pkm to rot

[real solstice]

shoutouts to this bug for making it all the way to 1.0

[cyan garnet]

Looking in the wrong places

[glacial haven]

even in tarkov you can't escape the hl3 cope

[cyan garnet]

Job applications turn the prestige 6 into dust like a vampire in sunlight

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1p8blp3/tarkov_10_traders/ @fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGv_vDJHlk&t=82s

[cyan garnet]

@fast garden if im locking into the lightkeeper path for story do i have to unlock him normally or is it done through the story?

[fast garden]

do batya or give case to prapor and you will go lightkeeper and skip assessments

for batya you need intel 3 though

labs is a warzone right now

[stark torrent]

yeah either give the case to prapor then Kerman asks you to get it back , leading you to lightkeeper

[cyan garnet]

I gave it to prapor

[stark torrent]

ye then follow the quest

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[fast garden]

drop gpu to pscav in exfil

he takes 4 fucking centruies to drop something

we exfil before he gets it

cinema

[short cove]

Thing is, i think if theyd switch some bolt action tasks to like semi auto dmrs, it would also like fix the problems.

[keen sparrow]

Like a fucking dog.

[cyan garnet]

Bsg would never

[fast garden]

i mean it would be nice but it still blows ass to do

those tacky ass cod kill noises are so funny

i also love how much your game lags when you shoot something

[keen sparrow]

It's the fuckin

hollywood FX.

i keep meaning to get rid of it but there's no bepinex menu option for it, i'd have to close the game, rip all the files out and restart the game

[fast garden]

agony

[keen sparrow]

The kill sounds are 'custom'

i don't even remember what the mod author put in there originally, i ripped the fuckin kill sounds from Mw2 2022

OH

cursed build idea

[short cove]

I mean everything is ass, i just think dont forcing people to use a gun type that is fixed to one range setting would cause less torment

Like if id need to hit shots w a vss beyond like 150m i would wanna kill myself.

Because its simply not made for that

And all boltaction quests mean „yeah run a backup or youre fuckedf if you get pushed“

[fast garden]

i think bsg could remove psycho sniper, the other sniper task, and make shooter born 10 bolty headshots anywhere and zero people would complain and everyone would be happier

[short cove]

Unless all of you are fucking cracked, if so, i am sorry, wasent familiar w your game.

[fast garden]

tarkov shooter line is fine until tarkov shooter 8

[short cove]

I think a lot of shit in general w the game is so bad

[keen sparrow]

looks like something you'd see at an airsoft event

[short cove]

Like yes „newbie get filtered“

[fast garden]

damn dat mf ugly

[short cove]

But like

Why cant i reload while walking

[fast garden]

you literally just dont like this game

[short cove]

I like extraction looter shooters

I just dont like some random ass bullshit from tarkob

[fast garden]

repack?

[short cove]

Like my dude getting terminal ball cancer after not eating for 20 mins

[short cove]

Yes

Like feed ammo in mag

[fast garden]

yeah thats something i would have liked to see in 1.0 as well, animations

[short cove]

Or doing that while i look through other things like- the fucking skill section, or quests, or health

[fast garden]

but tbf, theres a SHIT TON of mags in this game

[short cove]

Or like out of inventory

[fast garden]

so thats a lot of animation work

[short cove]

Like being stuck to loading in inventory

[fast garden]

and another hands busy culprit

[short cove]

I dont mean like heavy animation wise

But like

In abi

You load mag

You walk

Or youre in inv

Doing shit

And load mags

You check legit anything and can load mags

Only time you cant is while running or healing

And i think that makes so much sense

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

I really cant fucking see why it shouldent be like that

[short cove]

The holy mag keylock slot

[short cove]

That looks so fucking retarded holy shit

[keen sparrow]

But it's going to work

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[fast garden]

its on the wrong side

[keen sparrow]

whatever bro, i bet you put your flashlight on the left side of your guns

https://tenor.com/view/morinho-shh-gif-10913512

[fast garden]

its a fucking rangefinder no?

[keen sparrow]

i'll put it top rail

don't make me do it

[fast garden]

as long as you can see the actual rangefinder anything is better than the right side of the magwel

funny ass slot

[cyan garnet]

Abi is chinesium dogshit

[keen sparrow]

that's going topside

nevermind

[fast garden]

i got tired of saying it myself

well its mostly sorta visible

[keen sparrow]

nah, i'm going back to my cursed strat

[fast garden]

he is having another schitzophrenic episode

im going to bed

[fast garden]

if it works

[keen sparrow]

Map enjoyed by the mad.

fucking fog dude

Yeeeeah, i call bullshit

[viral egret]

faster bullets deal less dmg at range

[keen sparrow]

that's aids

[viral egret]

youre shooting at like a fucking mile i dont think that bullet is viable anymore

[keen sparrow]

isn't there a chart for damage dropoff over distance though?

I remember there being only a few bullets where damage falloff was so bad at range that even headshots wouldn't work

I blame it on Sektants having 800 HP or whatever

and i can literally see him AFAKing through my scope, lol

[wintry ridge]

M995 doesn't kill after like 400m or something

[wintry ridge]

I remember seeing that before

[keen sparrow]

M993*

that's aids

[wintry ridge]

No

The 5.56

[compact knoll]

Loud bastard

[viral egret]

hes using 7.62

[wintry ridge]

Lame

[compact knoll]

Little loud baby

I love him so muhc

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral @ancient marsh

He used to meow even more loudly and frequently

I think he got used to me

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

my cat went from niot meowing ever

to meowing any time i pet her

she doesnt meow at my mom and dad but only at me

[pallid bolt]

all meows are beautiful

[keen sparrow]

oh that's interesting

[compact knoll]

who cares

you arent hitting at 400m

especially with fucked zeroing that m955 has

[keen sparrow]

now i have to try

thanks

[short cove]

And eft is russian dogshit

Whats the point

[ancient marsh]

genuinely kept looking like you hit him in his right arm and then his back lmao

[keen sparrow]

totally did

[compact knoll]

bruh

[keen sparrow]

but the big big X is headshots too

[compact knoll]

its afucking tarkov post

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-7797995500573082286

[keen sparrow]

'lesbian reptile'

[flat breach]

@full sand you're famous

[keen sparrow]

DAMN

[flat breach]

Oh hey she took the funni name I gave her

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Alle__5/status/1994228838050480244

Alle__5 (@Alle__5)

Holy fuck first crashout of the wipe cinema

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 28, 2025, 2:16 AM

[cyan garnet]

14 minutes matching streets

Game crashes as load in

6 minutes to get back in

Dead

I hate this game so much its unreal

[keen sparrow]

k, gonna give it a go

[compact knoll]

ignoring everyting thats wrong with taht gun

like being a 556 sniper

andu sing a what is that

5 to 25 scope

making close quarters retarded

[cyan garnet]

Hes sniping with 5.56

[keen sparrow]

you act like you can only carry 1 gun into a raid

[cyan garnet]

Do people take 2

Wtf

[keen sparrow]

the point is to see what m995 does past 400 meters

i squeaked out as much MOA from a TX-15 as i could, lol

and of course it's going to be fucking raining on lighthouse

I can literally see the rain condensator script going to town on that suppressor

[compact knoll]

yeah pretty much

unless you want to slowly crawl to people while being overweight

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

sorry we dont do that in live

[keen sparrow]

well that was enlightening

gross. the drop off on that round is wild.

[ancient marsh]

god i fucking hate AI in tarkov

died with full backpack on labs because i decided to check the safe under violet

3 AI sitting in a corner zero noise

i was around that area for 10-15 minutes btw

i even naded around there twice

like only times i die to AI is if they catch me off guard cause they are camping and not moving, or there is like 5 coming at me from all angles and im reloading

or well they insta one tap me

alle saw

[pseudo storm]

AI in this game will probably never be perfected (not surprisingly) due to faulty behavior mechanics and BSG being BSG

Except in SPT

[cyan garnet]

Embarrassingly bad isnt it

[ancient marsh]

it's either dogshit retarded or unfair

[cyan garnet]

Yeah no inbetween

Idk why they havent just stole sains atp

[keen sparrow]

That's how SAIN was back in 3.11

aimbot, or retarded

and omg don't even get me started with the nade apocalypse that was the first week of 3.11's release

people just went back to 3.9 because it was so bad. think of like.. CoD MW on veteran, where you're in cover and there's just a ring of grenade indicators on your screen

[stark torrent]

Xal surprised there is AI in his AI only mode

[ancient marsh]

im not taking the bait

look at ts bro

[keen sparrow]

i really really want one of the PVP only people here to try SPT with SAIN set to the 'i like pain' setting

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

holy fuck

like i get you sprinted in there and had no time to aim but goddamn. going prone and he flicks you that fast?

[cyan garnet]

absolutely dunked on

gg

[viral egret]

not even 15k hour nikita-jerkers can pull this shit off

[keen sparrow]

it's like the PVE AI is made bad on purpose to punish people for not playing the game the way Nikita wants it to be played

[viral egret]

nikitas way of playing is spawning in level 12 plates and helmet and auto barrett with no recoil

fym

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1p8hj8t/10_ready/

smile

[viral egret]

bro got filtered by a door

[compact knoll]

5 lbt vests coming up

[keen sparrow]

ew they stand in doorways after they open the door

2 OFZ shells in Chek 15, wtf

[compact knoll]

bro i scroll thru the flea

and almost every 3rd guy is cheating or sus

[ancient marsh]

this is a "the girl at the end of a hentai" scene

[compact knoll]

bro what the fuck does that mean

and he is cheating

touche

[keen sparrow]

how do you know

[compact knoll]

checked his profile

killer 7 700 hours

[keen sparrow]

lol

[compact knoll]

you know what

[keen sparrow]

gonna dm them aren't you

[keen sparrow]

KOBE

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1443611918861340724/batch_4530ba39-eeed-4d4a-85c8-1d2c4af4b5e8_0_online-video-cutter.com_1.mp4?ex=6929b3de&is=6928625e&hm=28059094ea94f6db20f044832f192d37ebd69d3f316f6bd91cb25ed279606f88&

for fucks sake am i washed or is AI insane

i feel like labs is like 10x darker

[keen sparrow]

"PVE is easy"

[compact knoll]

ahahahaha

[keen sparrow]

anything that isn't a scav is moderately dangerous.

[compact knoll]

even in pve man

[ancient marsh]

well it absolutely its

is*

[keen sparrow]

you do roll snake eyes and get that one scav that's just an orbital laser cannon but

[compact knoll]

as long as you arent retarded and know how to deal with ai, it becomes easy

[ancient marsh]

i died like half my labs raids

[compact knoll]

they will aimbot you thru 10 bushes

but as long as youre a close

they are mega easy

[keen sparrow]

I see your bushwacker AI and raise you one "No Bush ESP" mod

[cyan garnet]

fr

takes like 20 seconds to find a suss dude on flea

[keen sparrow]

based

it's just. there.

4.0 SPT has been having a whole host of issues too

all the client modders share the same goddamn braincell this patch

[hollow patrol]

its staring at you

[keen sparrow]

whenever they update their mod to fix one problem, an old one comes back

[hollow patrol]

it wants you

[keen sparrow]

THE FUCKING AFAK, FUCK OFF LMAO

After bad habits now Alex Jones wants a vape

[cyan garnet]

Max level joe rogan sells some top tier shit

[keen sparrow]

it's aight

holy fuck this is retarded, i love it

[wary cradle]

your pc is sloww

[viral egret]

from a EPIC

[compact knoll]

bro

raiders got hands

damn

[soft coral]

jhon cena waering the goon rig

[viral egret]

fucking

ammo box

gave me so much more space now

bro what the actual fuck

who thought the cabbage helmet fits in the drops

[compact knoll]

raider blew my arm off with 12 gauge rip

made my whole body yellow

[ancient marsh]

he sells kratom and elk testicles

[ancient marsh]

how do u get gps on spt

[keen sparrow]

GPS?

like the map?

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/1431/dynamic-maps

OH

i'm retarded

GP

the dailies and weeklies give them a lot

okay, joke's over i have to restart my game

AFAK reticle is not the move

actually no imma play OSRS

[full sand]

it ME

[keen sparrow]

on second thought...

[short cove]

Dude how

How are people running ts like so soon in the wipe

[ancient marsh]

[hollow patrol]

this user is a confirmed homosexual

[keen sparrow]

you mean he sucks dick with his asshole?

[hollow patrol]

maybe

[soft coral]

@fast garden

certified hood classic

I CANT FUCKIGN SEEE

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

HEELPPP @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

fuck do you want me to do

crash your game?

[soft coral]

OMG MY GAMEEEEEEEEE

3fps

AAAA

GG

OMGGGGG

@compact knoll @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

we've reached that point in the run where I'm afraid to shoot

[stark torrent]

purchased everything for the weapon case barter

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[keen sparrow]

[little flame]

lmao

[stark torrent]

GENERALSKIYE code

1WHISKEY1JUICE

find my last PSU as scav
GLukhar guard just beams me from across

[hollow patrol]

kronk it a lil

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Buy a better pc, fucking retard.

[compact knoll]

glukhar wrecked my shit

@stark torrent @fast garden when you two home?

[stark torrent]

in like 1 hour mb

[compact knoll]

okay alright

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/MotionlessFurtiveNoodlePhilosoraptor-EmKHvGdTU_vua5wg

this clip loops when you are making a clip

so i had tigz cum into my ears for like a minute straight

[compact knoll]

man covert movement aint shit

[soft coral]

?

who shat in your cereal this morning

[hollow patrol]

nikita got him

[frosty wigeon]

i really tried
man the inventory system of tarkov is something i dont like

fcking tetris

[hollow patrol]

i love inventory tetris

[frosty wigeon]

bruh

i got so used to games like fo4 and stalker and other games like it that i cant get used to tarkov inventory tetris mechanic

[viral egret]

fututi mortii matii

[hollow patrol]

ce

[viral egret]

coaie

bag pl in tigani astia

am facut pana la bicicleta

[hollow patrol]

ce-ai patit

[cyan garnet]

You vill enjoy ze tedious tetris

[viral egret]

ca astia sparg sticle pe strada

[hollow patrol]

wtf

[viral egret]

am avut un ciob in cauciuc

ca plm a plouat si era intr-o balta

[frosty wigeon]

me being a loot goblin is a bad thing for tarkov coz i LOOT all

[cyan garnet]

Do you have standard account

[viral egret]

yeah so am i but i dont even get out alive with the shit i loot so no inventory to manage

[hollow patrol]

i let go of my bad lootgoblin habits out of necessity years ago
now i only have good lootgoblin habits

[frosty wigeon]

i bought the prepare to escape edition and pve when tarkov was released in Steam

[viral egret]

i wonder what my surv rate has dropped to

[frosty wigeon]

lol

[viral egret]

mf has beta container

[frosty wigeon]

ye

[cyan garnet]

He doesnt have unheard

[viral egret]

im struggling with the 4 slotter

why did it go up

i was at 29%

[frosty wigeon]

and im playing on PVE but im learning the game through SPT atm
i know its bad but i wanna know and learn the maps

[hollow patrol]

sounds like you survivaled

[frosty wigeon]

ill just learn the expansion when i play the live PVE

[viral egret]

i wil never escape tartkov

[hollow patrol]

just never play live

[frosty wigeon]

btw i tried 2 runs on PVE
survived 2
iirc it was ground zero and interchange
i was hauling my ass coz i was fat in loot

[frosty wigeon]

my character was wheezing

stamina drain is crazy

around 50kg when i extract lol

[viral egret]

dude

half the guns i run are from fence straight up

[frosty wigeon]

i just used my starting guns

and come back with looted guns

[viral egret]

i ran out of my starting guns a whiiiile ago

[cyan garnet]

Of course you survived its pve

[viral egret]

yeah ur pveing it u can actually get out of raid sometimes

[frosty wigeon]

i guess if i do pvp i will not survive 100%

[cyan garnet]

Mines like 120 raids 64 survives or some shit

[frosty wigeon]

either i die on a scav or player, or i run out of time

[viral egret]

pmc stats

i die 2/3 of my raids

[cyan garnet]

[hollow patrol]

gg noob

[frosty wigeon]

anyway ill play SPT from time to time

[viral egret]

i either chalk it up to shit ammo because i run like 20 pen ammo

or homelander

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lAuv71p70EEx4MAEk?invite=cr-MSxQN2ksNDA4ODI1Njk1&v=11

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[frosty wigeon]

also on start i dont have any sights eh?
so mostly iron sights lel

[viral egret]

red dots

from prapor/skier

[frosty wigeon]

i can buy a dovetail sights (red dots) for the pp19 vityaz or ak74

[cyan garnet]

Pve or spt will never compare to fighting the absolute specimens that play pvp

[compact knoll]

mrs is dogshit

kobra is alright

[frosty wigeon]

yeah i use this 2
i even changed the dust cover of the pp vityaz to use the walter red dot

[compact knoll]

[viral egret]

this fucking gun

is skimmed of all things

its been touched a lil

[frosty wigeon]

do you guys not run budget guns?

[cyan garnet]

Homeless mans arsenal

[viral egret]

surprised it still has a fucking gas block

[cyan garnet]

No

[viral egret]

and stock

[frosty wigeon]

why?

no money?

[viral egret]

no

you WILL DIE

if you use budget guns

low recoil management + no ergo

u will fold

[frosty wigeon]

i guess only the pro players use budget guns?

[viral egret]

not even them

[compact knoll]

i have 14 mil in my stash

why would i ever

and im pretty poor

[cyan garnet]

Pp19 with pst vs m4 sweat with 55a1

[viral egret]

its a FUCKING trigger

[compact knoll]

you can mod a good gun for under 100k if you really really want

[viral egret]

mf ur not poor

[frosty wigeon]

THATS POOR?
i have 250k roubles
im much poorer than you

[cyan garnet]

Yes

[viral egret]

mf ur in spt how are YOU poor

[compact knoll]

hes so right

[cyan garnet]

I"d say anything under 30 is like kinda poor

[frosty wigeon]

coz im new and i dont know what good items to keep and sell after raid
im still learning

[viral egret]

sell everything

find out along the way

[cyan garnet]

(Ive got 4 million rn please dont tell anyone how i live)

[frosty wigeon]

so just loot everything and sell? even the guns i loot?

[cyan garnet]

Yes

[viral egret]

wtf is a brokie ass build i could run for ak12

i need to put on something on that barrel its barren

[cyan garnet]

I have a good poverty ak12 build

[viral egret]

where can i find a ak12 muzzlebrake or smth

[frosty wigeon]

iirc i only ever keep the guns that are needed for task? like mp153 ( i need 3 coz 2 are turn in and 1 is for mechanic)

also the toz 106 too?

[viral egret]

toz 106 the white untar armor thing

not untar

[frosty wigeon]

the best way to learn this game is LIVE PVP?

[viral egret]

tarbank

[viral egret]

generally

[frosty wigeon]

im new so i DONT know most of the items here

btw i see some ammo that are orange in color
i guess those are the best ones?

[viral egret]

best ammo has high pen

[compact knoll]

want to run 556

108 good rounds per restock

[frosty wigeon]

so orange colored 762x54 is good round?

[viral egret]

such as this

[viral egret]

LPS is ok

[frosty wigeon]

hmmmm

what stats should i lookout for? pen?

[viral egret]

this is mid

yes

pen and dmg

[frosty wigeon]

for 545?

BT?

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5wqlRFdpJ1a4kMIBSWeCnN?si=b1c11b3413f6478d

[viral egret]

BT i think is ok