💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

no

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[keen sparrow]

considering cunt means something outside of australia, that's gross

[viral egret]

get yo mind out the gutter

[little flame]

wow

[keen sparrow]

nevergoon.png

[little flame]

got killed through a fucking fence at lighthouse rogues by a guy laying down

nice man

[cyan garnet]

@keen sparrow i went to tagillas hideout on interchange bro was bugged running halfway in the ground

1.0 ready

9 years beta

[keen sparrow]

250 $ USD

[viral egret]

i need a nixxor lens

bruh

[cyan garnet]

i just found 3 in tagillas gooning area

[keen sparrow]

are we not searching any and all filing cabinets?

[viral egret]

i need 1 to make it into a

[keen sparrow]

those are BiS container for fucking everything

[viral egret]

🤔

streets...

[little flame]

not on certain maps

on some maps they suck actual dick

just all empty

[keen sparrow]

everytime i've started at level 1, i can get workbench and a copuple other hideout nodes to level 1 from 1 shoreline run

just hitting weather station and pier filing cabinets

[cyan garnet]

eviscerated by the gooners

[keen sparrow]

If i can kill goons with the VPO-209 as a scav

you can too

[cyan garnet]

true skill issue on my part

[keen sparrow]

i'm lowkey blessed fighting them though. Birdeye dies first, big pipe blows himself up, then knight falls for a chokepoint while rushing me

idk wtf it is, big pipe just is always dead when i see him

[soft coral]

the fk you mean can't fail

[little flame]

cant fail man

[compact knoll]

i stay winning

[soft coral]

just can't fail

[soft coral]

idk you play tarkov

so do you really?

[viral egret]

bro kys

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

yeah, pretty bad

This would be like if Vik asked demanded 200,000 eddies to clean your scop virus and give you new Kiroshis

y'know what, i bet there's a mod for that actually, lol

[compact knoll]

[little flame]

that is so fucking lame

jesus christ

[fast garden]

https://x.com/TheJeremy__/status/1993423728198185237?t=-Bb-6Ojk7mQYb2sC4fqaZw&s=19

Jeremy. (@TheJeremy__)

pick up that hope

X · Nov 25, 2025, 8:57 PM

[ancient marsh]

tarkov is 4chan and arc raiders is bluesky @stark torrent @wintry ridge @soft coral

[glacial haven]

lmao

verybadscav was apparently banned on twitch

[little flame]

LMAOOO

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

not getting drops and being banned, not a good start of 1.0 for him lmao

[stark torrent]

how??

that is an achievement even for him fucking moron

[glacial haven]

how would I know, I just saw a tweet of him and the comments asked what happened to his channel

[glacial haven]

he hasn't really done anything to publicly respond tho lmao

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

wtf

[glacial haven]

who tf

[fast garden]

he was cooking on stream earlier

[little flame]

didnt know he was banned

[fast garden]

lol

why did he get banned

[glacial haven]

what, death threats?

[stark torrent]

it seems a lot of streamers got banend for 1 day for some reason lol

[ancient marsh]

btw the reason this says 1 day 2 mins and 53 seconds is because in 2025 twitch does not have an automated ban/unban system

they literally have a guy flipping the switch

[glacial haven]

i mean, some of those are because of drops, you are not supposed to restream old clips or something while drops are enabled

that is apparently against the tos

and leads to a 1 day ban lmao

[stark torrent]

oh well ggs

BANANA is another code

[glacial haven]

for what exactly

[ancient marsh]

a bunch of banana mags

[glacial haven]

i don't wanna open tarkov and see a pink dildo in when i accept the system message

[glacial haven]

ah fair enough

[glacial haven]

and apparently it's several instances for getting banned and unbanned

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[glacial haven]

and an entirely different team for appeals as well

which don't work the same hours

[ancient marsh]

so why does it happen every time someone gets banned?

[glacial haven]

idk, just going from what I have heard

[little flame]

1 grenadier and 1 office kill

good raid

[stark torrent]

nikita coughing sound is so forced lol

he sounds musical actually

[little flame]

he is not a voice actor

hes just a fat russian

[glacial haven]

I mean, he made all of the music in the game, so that is at least going for him

[little flame]

ye true

[glacial haven]

But the list is not very comprehensive, it is pretty much one only pro on the list

[compact knoll]

2 gamebreaking bugs in one raid

[fast garden]

ooouhg

[ancient marsh]

that's crazy good

run that in the 9a91

thats 5 mags

[cyan garnet]

wtf is this shit hahahahah

[viral egret]

isnt that hte best 9x39 ammo

[cyan garnet]

pab9? second

[viral egret]

oh i thought thats sp6

[cyan garnet]

actually i can't remember if sp-6 is better

[viral egret]

sp6 is better

pab9 has 43 sp6 has 48

[cyan garnet]

oh yeah

[viral egret]

still; pab9 is better

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

sp6 doesnt pierce l5 armor consistently

and pab9 is cheap

to craft

[cyan garnet]

pab9 a lot more available

[viral egret]

ya

so its technically better

[cyan garnet]

shame bp 9x39 is unobtanium

[fast garden]

i miss the old barter for it

that was like

1 strike cig for 8 rounds of BP

[fast garden]

???? its 48 pen

[compact knoll]

im just crafting m61 really

[little flame]

cryon

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

?

[compact knoll]

it is

a good day

@stark torrent do you have that meme of a usec and killa is behind him

with a hand on his shoulder

ok so remember the m110?

[keen sparrow]

The m4 handguard and riser, yes

[compact knoll]

thats the one

[keen sparrow]

okay but the butt cheek one

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHA

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1123620511658819584/1442239922789421056/image.png?ex=692801d9&is=6926b059&hm=cee63aad495636981cc85a0c0d0421480756646218cdf1760fb72b69f09a7e66&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=744&height=764

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

only the *true believers will enter the New World

[cyan garnet]

Terminal only avaliable to unheard players

[keen sparrow]

brooo

please

say psyche right now

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

tell me they didn't

[fast garden]

no they didnt retard

no one has it yet

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

okay, in my defense

what does it say that i took the bait

"that ur retarded"

no

That BSG has habits. old habits, lol

[cyan garnet]

Also ur retarded

[keen sparrow]

takes one to know one retard

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

LEDgifthatmakesIedymad.gif

[ancient marsh]

the rubiks cube?

[keen sparrow]

the one with the sperg losing his mind at light being shown through different coloured platic cubes

[ancient marsh]

yeah the rubiks cube

why call him a sperg tho

that's a bit mean

[ancient marsh]

it's not like he's doing anything bad

[keen sparrow]

Sperg is a pejorative term for people being stupid, derived from "Asperger's"

i'm being an asshole, lol

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/looks-inside-cat-meme-gif-9988497200137656952

[granite coral]

📚 sperg

[charlie]

[Charlie] is a sperg

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

Idk if I was tweaking or dreaming but I swear I saw a lvl 6 pen tkpd round with like 100 damage

[keen sparrow]

that went well

[glacial haven]

i bet you're jealous of a christmas tree ornament by the way it's hanging from a tree

[keen sparrow]

random

[viral egret]

isnt it armor level * 10 to pierce it always

like for l5 youd need 50 pen for best ability to pierce it or smth

maybe im retard

[ancient marsh]

not always but like 90+%

[viral egret]

yeah no im retarded

[keen sparrow]

there you go. was a good effort

[ancient marsh]

yeah but even at 48 pen it's like 70-80% to pen on first bullet

saying sp6 doesnt pen class 5 reliably is a retardpost

especially with the fact that, you know, you can shoot it again?

and armor is turbo broken after the first shot as well

[viral egret]

if the gun doesnt overheat by then

[ancient marsh]

so the next one will def pen

[glacial haven]

I was trying to keep it lowkey but I saw those gears turning and eventually just mending together, so I had to make it easier to understand

[ancient marsh]

if your gun overheats before you land a second shot - kill yourself

may as well

[viral egret]

fucking as val overheats so fast i found one and i didnt even put a mag thru it and it was already scorching hot

[ancient marsh]

nothing will help

[ancient marsh]

the jeffrey epstein of factory they call him

[cyan garnet]

So real

Fighting more then 1 person with a as val - just kill yourself atp

[keen sparrow]

murked the whole meat family

[little flame]

"maybe im retard" god what a sentence

[compact knoll]

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

i have 2

even

[little flame]

i got one too

veri nice

[soft coral]

big man big W

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1443294757391568986/Screenshot_20251126-203744.jpg?ex=69288c7d&is=69273afd&hm=23d21723a9b1d825637c96968eb0fd2f4a64396b90d0137a55904eab0dcb4bb7&=&format=webp&width=1032&height=867

[little flame]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lAt7drjnD0G9KUvhP?invite=cr-MSw1b3UsMTc3NTg0MTk3&v=15

@stark torrent @soft coral

LMAOAOO

[stark torrent]

what if BSG made tagilla spawn in a non player spawn area

just as a little trick

[viral egret]

they could never

[soft coral]

local man gets a load blown onto him

[compact knoll]

flashed and then mollested

[little flame]

[fast garden]

when im a little down in the dumps from playing lighthouse so i watch the cryon clip

[viral egret]

shit so funny its immortalized

in tarkov

[viral egret]

bro's plates were atomized

straight gone

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/NOoNQIAueZk?si=9N4MXvE1Vlv0_nGg @stark torrent

uploaded 1 day ago btw

[fluid gyro]

dtla looks like factory

[keen sparrow]

it is

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1418956154230280252/1443308147833045022/Norinco_M305A_7.62x39mm_Rifle_2025-11-2619-30-51.png?ex=692898f5&is=69274775&hm=d7e52d8b2cb1005e99aedd0af0cdae690208470e78e6ddcde7145a379c815578&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=468

[viral egret]

@stark torrent coaie am dat insure la un mag cu mk318 si mi-a disparut toata munitia din iel

[stark torrent]

nu primesti munita inapoi din insurance

[viral egret]

nu frate am iesit din meniu ca am avut matching error

si mi-a disparut toata munitia din el

si toate itemele nu mai erau insured

fututi mortii mati

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1443314994862231704/image.png?ex=69289f56&is=69274dd6&hm=6b88ab5cbde6a785da9f9223ee270f667c72128314b515b11566af4ac69cc313&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleep-gif-12073235593935901891

Why can't there be like.. 2-3 handguards with the same stats as the SAI

oh right, we all like the way it looks, that's why we use it, yeah yeah totally

enjoy muzzle_fume, muzzle_jet, and muzzle_smoke from that jailbreak device and the DGN

hope your SRO can see over the plume

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden

[viral egret]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lAuv71p70EEx4MAEk?invite=cr-MSw4Z0IsNDA4ODI1Njk1

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll @keen sparrow @little flame @cyan garnet

1.0 ready game btw

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-blast-off-fly-away-mad-angry-gif-7976436256671662488

[soft coral]

these fries were nice

[soft coral]

VONONO PI

[ancient marsh]

von on, von on,

there he is, there he is

and that last word you cant say

[viral egret]

now now

who is he refering to

homelander or me

[soft coral]

the scav retard

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/team-rocket-pokemon-fly-sky-anime-gif-16659565

[soft coral]

@fast garden love these so much

[fast garden]

Genuinely one of my favorite trends too

[fluid gyro]

im in streets of tarkov rn (another city near LA) and theres almost no player scavs (homeless people)

im runing through goshan rn

[gritty python]

gogo gadget arms

[frosty basalt]

shelbys shawarma CA

I WILL GIVE YOU SOMESING BEDDAR

ABEED

https://youtu.be/3r4Dm2x01-Y

[frosty basalt]

wait...

thats crazy lmao

how could they overlook such a new feature too

[fast garden]

The loadout feature 1 gorjillion people asked for that zero people use

[viral egret]

"nikita add physics" no.
"nikita be less greedy" no.
"nikita add anticheat" no.
also nikita: lets add a feature no one will use

atp just add the gold plated dildo for unheard edition

and the gold plated hideout toilet for eod

[fast garden]

Hey so the barters for the TKPD and the VALMOD4 I think are just one prokill

[little flame]

LMAOOOO

[fast garden]

When I get back I want to reserve and go to the new key room

Need my cofdms

[soft coral]

@fast garden @little flame @viral egret @stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Sucks you have to make 6 figures to ever enjoy Bionicles again

Lol

[little flame]

broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

shit was peak

[soft coral]

rip bionicles

[little flame]

had so many

[soft coral]

those movies they made back in the day

holy fuck

[keen sparrow]

I had all of them except the green and white ones

[little flame]

broo fr

[keen sparrow]

And the big black guy. I had the big black guy too

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[keen sparrow]

And the gold dude with the hockey stick

[soft coral]

ayooo

[little flame]

:suseg

[soft coral]

balkan security system

[keen sparrow]

This guy

[little flame]

THERE WAS A GUY JUST PRONE LOOKING AT ME THE ENTIRE TIME AND THEN HE UNLOADED IN ME

cant even do a scav before bed

God bless

bro

im not getting my drops either

holy fuck hurry up game

[soft coral]

just go bed man

[little flame]

nuh uh

[soft coral]

its ok man

alle

tomorrow I have chicken nuggets

we actually won

[little flame]

holy

yum

[keen sparrow]

Nah

Go back even further

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/bionicle-solek-spin-rotating-spinning-gif-25260202

[real solstice]

Why does Tagilla have sleight of hand pro?

[soft coral]

all the bosses do

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/L5oxxZ5RlXI?si=0SpYXMdAfBUipgUO

[little flame]

gn chat

[viral egret]

gn

[keen sparrow]

May the PKM mommy watch over your dreams

[fast garden]

Nah it’s just tagilla, killa, and partisan. Goons too maybe? They gave it to new bosses because sure

“Banana clip on the Glock the opps making monkey sounds”

[soft coral]

so guys if this is a non stick cooking spray right

@fast garden @keen sparrow

then this is a non spray cooking stick

[fast garden]

Yeah pretty much

[soft coral]

glue is sticking spray

[fast garden]

Granted butter and oil are a little different but they can serve the same purpose

[soft coral]

spoons are cooking sticks

[fast garden]

Spray glue?

[soft coral]

and pasta is cooking sticks

sry sticks cooking

i'm losing it

[fast garden]

We are reaching “a hotdog is a sandwich” tier

[keen sparrow]

There was some sisters that ‘engineered’ a butter application device

It was pm a glue-stick but with butter in it

[soft coral]

a hotdog is ONLY a sandwich if you cut the bun in 2

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

a hot dog inreality

[keen sparrow]

And is cereal soup?

[soft coral]

a hot dog is actually closer to a hot pocket than a sandwich I think

[soft coral]

no because soup is server hot
cereal isn't

also the ocean is a soup

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog?si=XO6PpO6XTkz0xKPy

[soft coral]

if we ignore the hot server rule

I never had a hot pocket

its not a thing here in bulgaria

[keen sparrow]

Good

They’re nasty

As jim gaffigan says

‘Hey i got an idea. Lets take a pop tart an fill it with nasty meat’

[soft coral]

why nasty

we actually have a very simple pastry dish here in bulgaria which is this @keen sparrow @fast garden

most of the time theres different herbs on top of the bread too

[real solstice]

We call it pig in a blanket in the U.S.

[soft coral]

wtf

fucking us weirdos

[gritty python]

it’s called a kolache in texas

[soft coral]

??????????????????????

BUT HERES THE KICKER

if i google kolach in bulgarian

I get a totally different pastry dish

[fast garden]

Man

[gritty python]

[fast garden]

I miss kolaches

[soft coral]

I love getting them

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-comedy-ryan-reynolds-gross-sick-gif-3496531

[soft coral]

from lidl

[gritty python]

i get the scrambled egg n sausage ones all the time

[keen sparrow]

Texas

[fast garden]

That’s like a Texas exclusive thing too it’s so sad

[soft coral]

ok thats fucking weird we do not put eggs inside them

[fast garden]

They are fucking amazing

It was always the like

Vietnamese donut store owners where I used to live

Have not had better donuts once since moving away from there

[keen sparrow]

I lived in DFW for a year. That was all i needed

[fast garden]

Yeah

[keen sparrow]

I heard it was better before hurricane katrina tranplanted half of arkansas there

[gritty python]

that was your mistake

[fast garden]

DFW is so ass

[gritty python]

we don’t claim dallas

[fast garden]

Also true

[gritty python]

deadass

[keen sparrow]

I was if fort worth. Near the Hulen mall

[gritty python]

dallas is texas’ barcelona

[fast garden]

Texas is more culturally diverse than anyone would ever guess it to be

[keen sparrow]

Worked at a THR hospital there

[keen sparrow]

Which is hilarious because portland has more food diversity in one mall than an entire texas city

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/qsFY8b3-rYs?si=7i7aQxbJZAYyyXRJ

[fast garden]

I love project pat

That dude will do a feature with anybody

[keen sparrow]

Texas it’s like.. ooo tex-mex. Ooo red lobster. Ooo whataburger. Ooo in’n’out

Portland you can’t pronounce half the shit

Wtf is a ‘Swagat’

[fast garden]

Yeah you musta been in some lame ass part of Texas

Oh wait

DFW

[keen sparrow]

You act like houston or austin is any better

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/uiX746I15po?si=TTLGePjf-NZ4hVgE @fast garden

[fast garden]

You didn’t have some bomb ass Greek place somewhere?

[keen sparrow]

Houston where you have to be paid to move there for work because it’s a polluted corporate park shit hole

[fast garden]

Like at least

[keen sparrow]

Or austin. Piss reeking sister city to portland

[fast garden]

It’s like the second circle of hell

[soft coral]

GREEK GYROS

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fast garden]

I like the trays

With the rice

[keen sparrow]

You can get gyro in atleast 11 different places in just downtown portland

[fast garden]

And the tiziki sauce or however it’s spelled

[keen sparrow]

And spinokopeta or whatever tf

[fast garden]

And the baklava the one place near me has holy

[keen sparrow]

And that pastry with the almonds

[keen sparrow]

Yeah that

[gritty python]

also 10x more likely to see someone hitting the fent flop at the stoplight in front of the shop

[soft coral]

enough big pc chat

time for small pc

[fast garden]

No good Indian places either Rex?

[soft coral]

DO NOT REDEEM

[keen sparrow]

That’s what Swagat is

[fast garden]

Ah

I do miss El Fenix and uh

Cowboy chicken

And Texas DQ

[keen sparrow]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/yqZRhymeiRz4ejyk7

[fast garden]

A man can’t get chicken fingers and gravy anywhere man

[keen sparrow]

It was really telling

When i gave a telecommuter co-worker my address so he could doordash to me to repay a favour

And he, living in chicago

Had less choices than i did in portland

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

He was fucking pissed lmao

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden @gritty python complete bangers on instagram as per usual.

[keen sparrow]

Fuck

I have the nascar laugh unironically

[soft coral]

u do

[keen sparrow]

But from smoking a pack a day for 13 years

AYO

THE SPANISH ONE LMAO

[fast garden]

The Spanish one got me lmfao

[keen sparrow]

yeeeeeah, i been around enough taquerias for that to hit

[fast garden]

🤓 I played ghost recon wildlands and army of 2 🤓

[keen sparrow]

Lmfao

[soft coral]

me saying gracias puta to the chinese waiter

[keen sparrow]

All they say is ‘pinche’ in front of everything in wildlands

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Drove my ex from mexico nutsshe used to pick up her cat, squeeze her and go rap-god

[fast garden]

“Pinche Pendejo”

That’s like half the voicelines

[soft coral]

i wont say bulgarian swear words as ill get banned

[keen sparrow]

Pinche cabeza

= slang for ‘dumbass’

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

‘Mi niña chiquita flaquita preciosaaaaa’

Fuckin.. rap god type shit

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

It’s all so tiring

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dobby-gif-22195730

insanely hard watch

punching air rn

worst part is knowing people who so this shit

[twilit knot]

after flicking shturman and owning one of the guards, the game started stuttering - turns out the guards brother was ddosing me to get revenge

[twilit knot]

i didn't even fucking put the key in my butt

[keen sparrow]

There will always be next time

[soft coral]

sir tarkov talk in the tarkov channel please refrain from it

[twilit knot]

i've done 4 woods raids so far and got 4 shturman kills so far

[keen sparrow]

All tarkov gameplay taken to its logical conclusion.

[keen sparrow]

The scav dying sound at the end

Lmao

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden
CORE LEVEL CRITICAL ahh alarm

SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT ahh alarm

[keen sparrow]

Nothing beats “amanye, amanye” or whatever fuckin moon runes it is

[soft coral]

man its 12:30 im dying laughing at insta reels

[soft coral]

avariya

[keen sparrow]

I was soooo close

[soft coral]

no

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

amanye sounds like a dominican dish

@keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Based

[real solstice]

EFT LASO when?

[keen sparrow]

Laso?

[real solstice]

Legendary all skulls on

[keen sparrow]

OH

LMAO

they could never

[real solstice]

Invisible Shturman would go hard though

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/8fP25JY3a_Y?si=rqFRZpHAp2kunTTX

[wintry ridge]

[winged mica]

Must have been Jaeger quest

[fast garden]

I bet you get hella XP for popping healing stims and shit and just full body tanking barbed wire

[real solstice]

hmm today I will play Arena

[fast garden]

You know what

I haven’t seen multishot bug in a while

How long do drops last in prapors inventory?

[wintry ridge]

AI?

[fast garden]

Yeah

[wintry ridge]

yeah i think its fixed

theyll still full auto the svd but you wont get 3 tapped by one round

[wintry ridge]

like 6 days

[real solstice]

holy shit they were right
Interchange expansion is cracked

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-not-one-for-i-told-you-so-but-mike-mclusky-mayor-of-kingstown-called-it-jeremy-renner-gif-5444831237578781686

[fluid gyro]

jeager and his stupid woods tasks

i hate woods

[fast garden]

Sybau retard

45k gun with 40 pen ammo on jaeger two

[pallid bolt]

all they had to do was increase the trader level for the ammo

[fast garden]

Well they did

At first

Ammo to mech 2

Lower limit for purchase

Then recently

Gun price went from 45k - 75k

And ammo moved to mech 3

Mech restock time is a little long but other than that good change imo

It didn’t follow the same rules of other guns and their ammos

Although I think the SVT can safely be moved sooner than prap 3

[pallid bolt]

I think prap 2 SVT would need to be combined with lower tier ammo only being available at 2

or maybe they homebrew some sort of 5 round mag that you can only buy at 2

[keen sparrow]

@digital remnant

My inner ear canals itch now, lmfao

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden we win

[keen sparrow]

Love the M16, but the way tarkov does recoil and ergo

the ergo will always be trash because of the battle rifle length barrel.

[wintry ridge]

k

[keen sparrow]

20" M16A4, clone correct down to the TA31F ACOG issued to Marines back in the day. Tarkov could never.

[real solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1394465565011345509/speed.gif

So much fuel at the interchange flare extract

[cyan garnet]

Heaps of good shit in tagillas gooning area

[keen sparrow]

[real solstice]

PvE fraud alert but still

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[pallid bolt]

fuel has been much more prevalent this wipe

[gritty python]

everything has been more prevalent, i’ve found rusted bloody key like 4 times

I did like 120 streets raids last wipe and didn’t find fucking ONE

[native crypt]

@soft coral

[keen sparrow]

whaaat the fuck

[cyan garnet]

[wintry ridge]

i was saving my drops because I didnt wanna fill up my stash with garbage, somehow ended up clearing up space after opening em

mf gave me 2 ammo cases an a pistols one

[gritty python]

did you full body peak him

[cyan garnet]

was in a bad spot he pushed me and i ran out of ammo

[wintry ridge]

its so bs that the cool ulach is locked behind playing arena and paying gp coins

cant even find it in raid

dogshit

[cyan garnet]

another win for arena gamers

[keen sparrow]

i forgot how chill free money can be

[short cove]

Why the rib rail pannel? For her pleasure?

[keen sparrow]

yes

They also have ergo bonus. I also like that Epic gave it a heat penalty

because yeah, you're covering the handguard, which houses the barrel. that would trap heat.

[short cove]

G36 haters could never understand that

[keen sparrow]

has to be better than the XM8

the thing that fucking melted, lmao

[short cove]

abm is cooking up a lil smth

also 44ap now, which is t5

However, still enough to black a leg w one shot if high firepower + inside effective range

Also theres a new mpx barrel which got like fucking 98 dmg w dumdums which is fucking insane.

„But why are you telling me this valfucker?“ because abm often has stuff before abi does, most of the stuff in there comes from abi so theres a realistic chance that those things will come to abi

[keen sparrow]

you're a funny little dude

[compact knoll]

Well, it was a good feature, they just made it so bad, no one wants to use it

[next temple]

Should rename this quest to "Clearing trenches"

[little flame]

Im gonna crashout

Theres a mouse in my walls

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[stark torrent]

I had this issue too lmao i even put a food trap the cocksucker stole the food and left the trap

Finally i just walled him in i guess and put poision food in there, he prob ded

[hollow patrol]

gg

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x8imivogatk

dude playing with his food again, lol

[little flame]

Man hes so fucking annoying

[short cove]

Buy AlP and gas your place lmao

[stark torrent]

German suggesting gassing ok man

[gritty python]

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-pepehmm-table-council-gif-16396395487368552941

alright

cultist circle

[gritty python]

i’ve been doing the 3 stm 1 mp5 circle on repeat lately, got me a couple virtex

[little flame]

waait might've not been a hacker i died to yesterday, my game crashed when i was loading out so i couldnt see what killed me but he did a perfect nade when i was in cottages 2nd floor just no audio

might've been sani or his guard

cuz i got all my insurance back

[little flame]

i just do 5 mp5s

got my tank batt first try

[gritty python]

Also valid option

I just like giving skier the money early so i don’t have to splurge spend for a level

[little flame]

yea

fair enough

thats smart actually

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

listen man

[little flame]

oscope ssd pistol case from epic drop

oh nvm got a val too

pog

i just use my pistol cases as makeshift ammo boxes lol

get naded

[gritty python]

scav gang rise up

[compact knoll]

pmc gang rise up

[little flame]

some free goop

[compact knoll]

kill player scavs

behead player scavs

execute player scavs

curb stomp player scavs

round kick a pregnant player scav

[little flame]

who is this guy

wtf

terminator

[compact knoll]

total playerscav death

[gritty python]

killed the punisher

[soft coral]

cock gang rise up

[little flame]

another one in his pockets

thats wild

[gritty python]

isn’t that reshala 101

[little flame]

M995

HES SO MAD

LMAO

[gritty python]

yeah it is reshala 101

[compact knoll]

cock check

[little flame]

cock checked

[compact knoll]

❤️ - hard
😭 - soft

[gritty python]

[little flame]

u heard him

[short cove]

Its even the same chemical, however before it was used for that, it was used for pest control in silos and similar (because its reaction product with water is PH3 which is heavier then air and so causes suffication)

So yeah, it does work, however on second thought probably not inside a house.

[soft coral]

MOOOODS I SEE A COCK

[little flame]

bro it wasnt even the nade

i headshotted him

i didnt even realise

ez money

[little flame]

get in vc

[cyan garnet]

[little flame]

"useg"

nice one

[gritty python]

the grind continues

[cyan garnet]

they let the lion in with the small dogs

[gritty python]

lion in the kennel

[cyan garnet]

feel the m80 embedded in your skin

[gritty python]

[short cove]

Why is nikita hitting the „MR BEAST“

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-gif-24946281

[gritty python]

idk they let people get the nikita voice through a code for a little bit

[little flame]

thats mrbreast bruh

[gritty python]

mr beast move

they also said they’re gonna microtransaction the nikita voice right?

[little flame]

ofc they are

[gritty python]

[short cove]

I wonder when nikita attempts to sell his shit

[cyan garnet]

Who are these people who want their voicelines to be that fat greasy cunt

[soft coral]

man im a taking a shit

just came back from store let a mf shit in peace

[cyan garnet]

A day in the life of the unemployed

[gritty python]

i think you underestimate the percentage of the playerbase that hasn’t accepted their stockholm syndrome

[soft coral]

fax

[cyan garnet]

I hope nikita has a heart attack

Fat cunt

[gritty python]

atp i’m hoping for the reality where bsg sells the game and focuses on making the live action shit

either way is bad prolly but

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/MqQ9mtY-JmI?si=yyMzCXP3g4bCPRV3 @little flame franklin theme song

[soft coral]

@little flame @compact knoll

Man i love isaac

[cyan garnet]

imagine a competent dev team purchasing tarkov from bsg and looking at the code

[gritty python]

I imagine it’s how most modern devs look at gamma/modded anomaly code rn

it is pure wizardry that the fuckin engine functions

[cyan garnet]

the lion has torn apart the kennel

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-21578105

[compact knoll]

rapture happening on reserve

gg

[hollow patrol]

nikita is coming

[compact knoll]

Yummers

[elder nacelle]

has anyone reached terminal yet

[stark torrent]

Nah there is so much shit to do

Even tigz farming non stop still has like 120 mil to make

[elder nacelle]

its bleak

[native crypt]

Yeah they modeled Nikita in the game for it. You go into the boat and he robs you then hits the goatse

[hollow patrol]

yes buddy the mental retardation is terminal

[elder nacelle]

bleak 1.0 release

[elder nacelle]

yeah they will replace the model of the boat guy u see inthe trailer with nikita stalker 2 style

and he'll be like "truly you are an escaper of tarkov, but there is no escape" and shoots you

and then it ricochets off your ssh68 and you dome him

and the ending will be like "the tarkover... has been tarkov'd"

[native crypt]

Yeah they based the model off of a Great Unclean One

[soft coral]

christmas kitty

[steel rain]

Should I buy escape from tarkov on Steam?

[soft coral]

no

just get it on the website mate

[restive minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/as-val-vss-thread-cutter-gun-as-gif-8922434731805781304

[soft coral]

dont be a retard

[restive minnow]

why? cheaper on Steam?

[steel rain]

Mate it cost me 50 Bucks, in my native country that like 5k.

[soft coral]

if its cheaper on steam sure but it still launches the bsg launcher regardless

lol

[steel rain]

on steam I could get it for 1k so better wait for the sales

[soft coral]

why ask at that point

retarded ass question

[soft coral]

ok then buy it on steam then

why ask in the first place

[steel rain]

I'm new to this

I'm just wondering is it worth it

[restive minnow]

same game, same launcher in steam, it's cheaper, so people should buy it in steam

[steel rain]

All the Simga males play it.

[soft coral]

no

[steel rain]

Billions must play tarkov

[soft coral]

game is ass

[steel rain]

Oh

Because the update?

[tame dawn]

[soft coral]

cba to explain for the 300th time

[steel rain]

Huh

might give it a shot

If it too hard I might switch to arena breakout

(jk)

[restive minnow]

I recommend you to take into consideration the nonsense of BSG did, also there's a lot of cheater in the game and optimizaton is still bad

[tame dawn]

Tarkov is a great idea drowning in shitty implementation and incompetence

[soft coral]

give it a shot yeah

if you dont like it

42 euro down the drain

no big issue

[steel rain]

Can it run a RX 580 AMD?

[restive minnow]

you cant my brother

[soft coral]

yikes

[steel rain]

Welp

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/YZyHIazL7G4?t=207

[steel rain]

Fuck me

[soft coral]

if you have such a gpu just dont buy the game bro

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

timecode

[soft coral]

save yourself the money and do NOT buy it

[compact knoll]

AJHAHAHAHAH

its so good

[steel rain]

Alright

Say less

[gritty python]

i can run and find ur graphics card on labs rq dw

[soft coral]

get a good CPU first and then a good gpu and then buy it if you want to try it

[tame dawn]

Dont buy it lmao

[steel rain]

I'm too broke thanks to the corruption of my country.

[gritty python]

wage slavery is the new standard wym

[tame dawn]

[gritty python]

4070 or better my ass

[tame dawn]

When even the steam specs it bait

[steel rain]

I guess ai is low-ball me

Fucking clanker

[tame dawn]

Shit so unoptimized they reccomended 64gb of ram

[soft coral]

yes it can

but should you run tarkov on a 580?

[steel rain]

I got 32 Ram Yo

[gritty python]

yeah so they can re-enable the saturation post fx and consume 32gb like a boss

[soft coral]

32 ram is fine

[gritty python]

it just keeps getting better

[tame dawn]

40gb if you make the mistake of turning nvidia reflex on

[gritty python]

nvidia reflex + boost users

[cyan garnet]

So true

[tame dawn]

Just trust me, been playing this dogshit on and off since 2017

[cyan garnet]

32g ram 6800xt 5800x3d

[tame dawn]

Do not buy. Go get a nice dinner instead

[soft coral]

almost as if I've been saying it for years

[cyan garnet]

Solid 40 frames on streets

[steel rain]

Is it work on a Ryzen CPU?

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

on 580?

no

whats your other

uhhh

parts

[soft coral]

thats high

[gritty python]

lately that map has been escape from packet loss for me

[steel rain]

Don't have access on my computer yet

[cyan garnet]

Ive been getting it super bad on all maps lately

Servers fried

[glacial haven]

Windows loves processes that draw over 20gb

[cyan garnet]

64gb of ram

[tame dawn]

64gb ram, 5800x3d, and a 7900xtx. Game still runs like shit

[steel rain]

AMD :

[cyan garnet]

We are witnessing the peak of russian game dev

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent yo walter white, when are you home

[cyan garnet]

Sometimes when everyone is shooting in arena i get like 5 frames

Shits so cooked

[tame dawn]

he thinks nvidia cares about consumer levels still

[glacial haven]

It's perfectly fine with my 4090, just don't ask for proof

[tame dawn]

Its not entirely shit, but waaay too fucking slow compared to literally any other game out there.

[elder nacelle]

explain

[cyan garnet]

see pmc on streets
ads with vudu
3fps
dead

Ggs i guess he just had a better rig

[elder nacelle]

dlss bugged right so ur only saving grace is gone for pip scopes

[soft coral]

fucking kys

[cyan garnet]

I dont use dlss

[tame dawn]

Try to get more fps. Turn dlss on. Scopes now ghosting.

[elder nacelle]

dude jsut explain it brah

[soft coral]

dude just shove a nade up your ass brah

[cyan garnet]

Game is bloated busywork for the mentally ill

[tame dawn]

My peak tarkov fps/visibility cope was using dlss and dldsr to make it look and run decent

[cyan garnet]

The new story is legit the exact same shit

[steel rain]

I have (possible) retardedness so yeah

[soft coral]

peak tarkov was when everything was easily unlockable and you'd run rd704s and mutants on woods with drum mags full of BP

[cyan garnet]

go here pick up this
go there and mark this
go there and stash this

Dogshit

[soft coral]

everything else after thatr was downhill

[compact knoll]

[tame dawn]

Teases new storyline. Look inside. Total moneysink with no rewards or xp

[compact knoll]

surely he is legit

[steel rain]

Is it quest slop?

[tame dawn]

I am immersed and a true believer now

[cyan garnet]

Its more bloated busywork

[steel rain]

Just like doing task in gamma....

Shit same over and over

[glacial haven]

Difference being, Gamma doesn't charge you per stash row and doesn't cost 60€ base

[soft coral]

[glacial haven]

The general consensus in Tarkov is, if you have the standard edition, you are retarded but if you buy a more expensive one, you are still retarded

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/YZyHIazL7G4?t=653

[soft coral]

can we please not compare gamma to tarkov

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

[gritty python]

that’s the real gut punch to me, it’s literally useless

[compact knoll]

timecode

[soft coral]

gamma is actually a good product

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

bro posting this for the second time

[tame dawn]

After years of storyline cope

Actually, i have the perfect example

[compact knoll]

retard cant read my msg sayting "TIMECODE"

[tame dawn]

This is a vendor

[soft coral]

I did read it

[glacial haven]

worst part being, she looks better in a static image than her 3d character

[compact knoll]

suffer oh people with jobs

[tame dawn]

This is you visiting her after 10 years of dev time.

[gritty python]

she looks like viola swamp

old ass kid’s book

[soft coral]

visual novel games have better models than this shit

[elder nacelle]

Ill do that if you explain it brah

when have tarkov head busts ever been good except for haywood tho

[glacial haven]

Fun fact: if you get an IL2CPP error, that isn't even Unity's fault, it's Tarkov not being able to get the partial decryption key from their Servers

Because they modified the engine lmao

[tame dawn]

This is prapor

[compact knoll]

eh

dont hate on tarkov

it only released a week ago

[tame dawn]

This is prapor after 10 years dev time

[glacial haven]

where are the patchnotes nikita

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[glacial haven]

I only figured that one out because one of the dudes in here was unable to run the game at all and I wanted to know why lmao

[soft coral]

good ragebait

nearly punched my monitor

[hollow patrol]

you say that but theres people who will unironically say this as a defense of the game

[glacial haven]

i hope you get a page fault bluescreen

[soft coral]

eating chicken nuggets

I say winning

[tame dawn]

Every chance BSG has to make a decent decision will be done in the most halfassed backwards broken way possible

[soft coral]

they remind me a lot of bethesda

[glacial haven]

I will quote the dude that reverses the game for a living, they applied a "Walmart encryption"

[tame dawn]

Start playing at 1.0 release? You may be able to loot ledx and some gear in tutorial.

Start late? Get free gpu, ledx, and roubles.

Start slightly later? No roubles, you get a ledx and gpu. Keep no loot from tutorial.

[glacial haven]

Which is also entirely their fault, you were able to modify shit because it was a local raid

People took out like 5000000 bullets

[compact knoll]

wrong reply

[tame dawn]

Oh shit, was that why?

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

Yes

[tame dawn]

Holy fuck

An even better example

[glacial haven]

https://youtu.be/op-FQ7UlYFc

[tame dawn]

Of the devs implementing anything in the most ass backwards way

[compact knoll]

she is 1.0

lmao

[tame dawn]

YOU ONLY NEEDED CHEAT ENGINE

[glacial haven]

Patch out battleye, start tarkov tutorial, open CE, get inv slot and you can multiply

[glacial haven]

You still only need CE

[tame dawn]

[glacial haven]

CE has a IL2CPP Module

You can imagine what that does

[tame dawn]

Every day i get closer and closer to just burning my account to do dumb shit

[glacial haven]

Just do it, patch out BE and you're good

But only PVE or Training raids work

PVP has a BE check

It gets the decryption aes key from BE

That's why serverside doesn't work

https://tenor.com/view/lick-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-snail-gif-11908872455029987581

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2BZraD5EQ72YtyGGQJwVBY?si=Qz27EaImSrueoj4zZJeBEg

[soft coral]

aes?

atomna electro stancia?

gg

[tame dawn]

If im playing pve, im just going to use spt.

[soft coral]

if youre playing pve

[glacial haven]

Fair enough, I am just generally saying what you can do

[soft coral]

just play fucking gamma dude

or mod fallout 4 and play survival

[compact knoll]

i cant wait to play the same shitty gameplay loop

gamma is so fucking boring

[glacial haven]

Alright, calm your horses, Tarkov isn't reinventing the wheel with each update either

[soft coral]

yeah

plus you can play more than....2 factions in gamma

[compact knoll]

tarkov has players

[tame dawn]

But fika with the homies is fun

[compact knoll]

gamma is just jerking off ai

[soft coral]

and cheaters

[glacial haven]

But the gameplay loop stays the same, that was the argument

[compact knoll]

land ahoy captain obvious

[cyan garnet]

Real

[tame dawn]

1.1, nikita has a terragroup anomaly event and just rips assets from stalker to add to streets and labs

[glacial haven]

The past 10 years it was just getting a container and then you're done

[compact knoll]

players on their own influence the gameplay enough that its not the same

[cyan garnet]

After playing through gamma on ironman twice not touching it til next major patch

[compact knoll]

gamma is just juking ai that slowly walks to you

[soft coral]

tarkov is the same

[cyan garnet]

I kinda wish gamma still had thr ultra autismo gun maintaince

[cyan garnet]

Real

[soft coral]

youre not winning your argument artyom

[compact knoll]

i dont even know if they changed ai much from chernobyl

[compact knoll]

except fighting ai isnt the main point of tarkov

[soft coral]

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