💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

pressed it after loading loot

it backed me off

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

this game is so fucked

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven

[ancient marsh]

back to work wagecuck

[hollow patrol]

break the windshield

life hack

[compact knoll]

Everytime you go ground zero in low level queue, make sure to pay for the car and not take it

[fluid gyro]

evil tarkov

red and everything

[fast garden]

chek 15 still blows ass btw

[keen sparrow]

so tired of that shit

At this point, when i see any bot start doing the hug the door and close it trick, i know i'm dead

[winged mica]

cant you like

pen the wall

[keen sparrow]

shoot through doors? yeah, that works most times, but i'm going to have a body part black out

every time

[compact knoll]

"

retarded myself

alright

@fast garden what quests you got for lk left

[fast garden]

Punisher 4 basically

That’s it

And like cargo x 4 but that’s just one marker

I basically just jerked off on scavs and in stash the last several hours and went from 18 mil to 31 mil so

[stark torrent]

Calm down Hassan Piker

[fast garden]

I’m gonna keep buying MP7s mags and ammo for them

Not because I actually like them

But because they are cheap and pen class 4

[compact knoll]

i think i have

uhh

[fast garden]

4.6 FMJ ammo is like

500 roubles

40 pen

[compact knoll]

broadcast 2

[fast garden]

9mm PBP is like

[compact knoll]

and pun 4

[fast garden]

1400 roubles

38 pen

???

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[fast garden]

Yeah I have ONE.

You need 5 total

[compact knoll]

0

[fast garden]

I still need my SJ9 as well

I fucked up by not doing that one daily I had

SJ9 is a pain

[ancient marsh]

RESTART MY GAME

PLAY A RAID OF SHORELINE ON PVE

GAME CRASHES CAUSE I RAN OUT OF MEMORY WHEN I AM ON THE EXTRACT

[compact knoll]

aparently big green boxes can spawn these

[ancient marsh]

the amount of threats at bsg that i typed into the chat bar and then deleted is staggering

[ancient marsh]

in like 2017 probably

its not like the wiki gets updated

[compact knoll]

[tame dawn]

I can't wait to reach flea market and escape poverty

Been real lazy this wipe, and first mil already went to junkbox

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[low iris]

https://imgur.com/mYUyHze

holy shit this main quest stuff sucks balls

is it gonnabe like this FOREVER?

hope russia 2035 or whatever next theyre making has the same gun system and hopefully it wont be shitty

[cyan garnet]

muted from tarkov discord for telling someone to use cultist circle calculator lmfao

actual dogshit server

[low iris]

mfw i find 3 dead pmcs all in big skele

i found some dead boss or guard with the korund and cqcm

[compact knoll]

@fast garden @stark torrent valuable spawn on the grave, in the ambush spot, near old sawmill

just found a biboin

forgot i cant even sell the biboin

[stark torrent]

Oh where the dead bear pmcs are

By the hill?

Shiiit

[remote fox]

What is up with the saturation being low at the edges of the screen these days?

I'm sure I'm not imagining it.

[stark torrent]

Either that or you go labs and get intel 3 and craft them

Or hope for a daily

Or weekly

Dogshit

[native crypt]

painkiller

[stark torrent]

Idk this games settings are all over the place i cant find a sweet spot anymore, it just runs like ass

Yeah the gray area around the screen is pk

[remote fox]

Huh, weird change.

[native crypt]

used to be so much worse

[remote fox]

The sharpening?

[native crypt]

yes and one of the changes after it

[remote fox]

I bet they just changed it for streamers.

Would be on brand for Nikita.

[native crypt]

regardless the sharpening looked like dogshit

im glad its gone

[stark torrent]

I mean its the best version so far imo, the sharpness was ass

[soft coral]

gm fellas

@stark torrent

[gritty python]

This is like 6 of my 11 deaths on pve rn

[tame dawn]

Is shoreline loot still ass without keys?

Last time i seriously got back into the grind was shoreline expansion. No clue whats good anymore

[winged mica]

still cant install game

try to click install button

then nothing

[tame dawn]

Streets loot still feels pretty good, but i swear they nerfed the dentists office spawns

[tame dawn]

Guessing you already uninstalled and reinstalled?

Could try turning on a vpn, see if that helps

[compact knoll]

always has been

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VRtZNeIMh04

hmmmm

codifcs

[native crypt]

this cringe ass youtuber is going to get one of my loot spots nerfed

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-discord-cat-paw-gif-15774944536615376285

[mortal trench]

isnt that the one thats always complaining about everything?

[compact knoll]

shturman absolutely wrecked my shit

[soft coral]

gg

[compact knoll]

was laying down

taking backshots

trying to open the golden star

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

????

[stark torrent]

yooooooooo

extremely rare golden pepe kind of shturman

in 9200 hours i havent seen him with that once

only in offline raid

[compact knoll]

300k for the supressor

guy in a ronin throws a perfect nade right under me

right

[native crypt]

kinda but he's usually a bootlicker for bsg

[compact knoll]

surely he heard exactly where i am

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/hc8l10RrNeQ?si=lHeCgvIbWSbSRQnj @compact knoll

generational banger

[compact knoll]

the reserve cabinets are plentiful

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

not beating the allegations

[ancient marsh]

listen man

in 9 months we will find out if this message is slander or not

[cyan garnet]

i'm giving up on setup til i get ref level 3

no ears with ushanka is so dogshit bro

[soft coral]

AYO

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

mf can't browse discounts in peace

49 cents though

bargain

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

you say this artyom but the other day

I open steam and I get blasted with "adult games week" on the steam front page

[compact knoll]

i havent gotten that one

so thats on you

[soft coral]

you was spared I guess

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/telepurte-pingu-noot-noot-gif-25837050

[compact knoll]

i dont know if i should be concerned

i have like

9 kills left for sbih

7 actually

3 on reserve and 4 on lighthouse

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912774112768852058/1345475889265119286/Chamain_fume_2.gif

[ancient marsh]

still can't get over how the ukranian grivna symbol looks like the simoleon currency from Sims

[compact knoll]

bitcoin in a jacket

gg

[ancient marsh]

gift that third game to ivan because he needs to become human ASAP

[ancient marsh]

you found the simoleon coin

[compact knoll]

and not a single one i can spend

[ancient marsh]

did you go the 40 boshcoin route?

[compact knoll]

yes

also i just got busy hands

[compact knoll]

i probably have like 10 by now

[ancient marsh]

why not just spend the bobcoins and get 40 thru bobcoin farm later

[compact knoll]

i have the shekels

its fine for now

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/israelites-iuic-12tribes-hebrews-black-jesus-gif-15090648

[compact knoll]

so i dont have to sit afk in stash for 40 days

you know

[tame dawn]

Go to top sellers, sort by lowest price. Always the best way to find shitpost games

[soft coral]

im aware

[ancient marsh]

all the hentai puzzle games

[tame dawn]

Close

[ancient marsh]

artem has 300 hours

i checked his steam

[compact knoll]

that was last week

400 now

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/why-the-fuck-picard-captain-jean-luc-picard-patrick-stewart-star-trek-gif-2833337931239904952

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hit-the-juckport-jackpot-trillion-twitter-money-gif-8610186837839685081

[compact knoll]

killed this retard

of course he knew where i was and shot me first

[tame dawn]

3 prestiges 1500 hours, must be gifted

[stark torrent]

1500 hours has better achievements than 90% of players that played 3 times as much ok man

he is simply gifted and likes shooters

[compact knoll]

thats on me for selling them tbh

[soft coral]

well well well

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven oh by the way i found out yesterday it was recently lowtiergod's 41st birthday and he received a permanent hardware ban on Mortal Kombat One as a reward

for ragequitting every single match

[cyan garnet]

Saw a 500 hour prestige 4 not long ago

Bros just a better gamer

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll i know low res but why is tigz blonde

[compact knoll]

holy fuck he is 40?

[ancient marsh]

41

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

41 141k USD debt, secret child, doesn't pay child support, lives in section 8 housing

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

[little flame]

pushing 50

[little flame]

@stark torrent wanna do some raids?

[viral egret]

wtf

did you pray to nikita

[stark torrent]

nah im chillin rn

[little flame]

NICE INSURANCE FRAUD

actual rat lmfao

killed his buddy, and he yoinked his shit and dropped it right infront of us

LMFAO

[fast garden]

Holy jackpot for quest

[fast garden]

i thought that was if you fucked something up

[stark torrent]

ah ggs

i sold one already

[fast garden]

holy fuck

[stark torrent]

insane bsg w

[fast garden]

all my sas drives have been good for something

where did my images go

[little flame]

[little flame]

pls lemme survive customs for shaking up the teller

[remote fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1430478280791822468/MonolithSpawn.gif

[little flame]

WTF

RESHALA CAN HAVE M61?

i almost died my duo died

[fast garden]

mdr?

[little flame]

holy

ah yeah

thee u on

u down for some shoreline? @fast garden

gotta do anethesia

so i get samples and cheeky insta turn in

@stark torrent woods

was fucking schizo the whole way towards un roadblock

BROTHER WHAT

ITS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN CHEK 13

[fast garden]

idk what the issue is but voip isnt working for me in tarkov

could have totally cooped with a guy but he just cant hear me

annoying and i have no idea what the issue is

[little flame]

rip

[fast garden]

nit rn

[little flame]

gotta go reserve

fml

[real solstice]

"Escaping will be extremely difficult. Only a small percentage of players are expected to make it."
The difficulty in question:

[fast garden]

yeah

lame

no signs of any of the factions

no signs of anything interesting

im soft locked anyway

no response from support

[stark torrent]

how are u softlocked

[fast garden]

case didnt give quest item

[stark torrent]

PLIERMAN code for 2 elite pliers and moustache

[real solstice]

what does this golden icon mean?

[fast garden]

weapon challenges

check the progress

[real solstice]

ah I see

[little flame]

actually retarded pscav

in marked bunker

jesus bro

[fast garden]

pinewood 215 has hella tech spawns now btw

just got a cofdm and turned into doomguy to get out of raid

no one gets between me and my cofdm. no one.

it was a good run

[brittle sinew]

That was me ❤️

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-meme-break-explode-gif-13868715770986833670

[little flame]

the drip is unreal

[stark torrent]

its unreal how bad the bathrobe is

ugh

p!ew

[torpid sparrow]

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[real solstice]

top o' the mornin'

[little flame]

my name is jacksepticeye

🔥

[little flame]

keycard holder ammo case first use

meh

[real solstice]

did they get rid of aim punch in arena?

[fast garden]

its heavily reduced there

[real solstice]

good changes? unreal

the auto stim is really nice too

Launch arena was comically dogshit

[stark torrent]

It was ass

[real solstice]

18 hits

[stark torrent]

i cant with setup man fuck this game

tho i got 3 in one game

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-tomorrow-fuck-you-gif-18911720

[soft coral]

the lion has shit aim

[real solstice]

the lion goes 10-11

[stark torrent]

BTR driver is bugged and cannot be used by STANDARD ACCOUNTS ONLY @ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

[stark torrent]

i hit all the shots almost are u stupid

but its a fucking shotgun

another blow for the working man ggs

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[fast garden]

how even?

[fast garden]

i would reccomend not using that dogass reticle

[soft coral]

the lion with 5 kids can't play the game 24/7

[stark torrent]

true imma use the tit scope

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776201918531239957/1282122102048297103/metonight.gif

solo streets till i die then i throw myself at pun4

[hallow stream]

I love how you hear him scream to the right but hes laying down in the grass in front of you

[fast garden]

tigz saying that cheaters are bending bullets for head nape from the front

god bless man

[hallow stream]

oh wait

it was 2

[fast garden]

if they are it rarely happens the hitboxes are just fuced

[stark torrent]

yeah i was just listenning, they did before yeah

[stark torrent]

remember the AI also shoots you frontal and in kill screen is nape

or even other players

so idk what is bugged, the hitbox itself or the fucking UI

[fast garden]

the armpit cheaters

its the hitboxes 100%

[ancient marsh]

holy fucking based

fuck the poors

[fast garden]

tigz looting blue keycard room god bless

we lost

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-my-honest-reaction-chad-gif-25968876

[stark torrent]

fuck the poors

[fast garden]

i have 36 mil

pockets fat

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWU99kvab-Y

buddy is flexing random ragman money stacks

[stark torrent]

omega skill issue

[fast garden]

"ive hit kappa before"

therapist heal even though its 30k

pick one

literally fucking everything in this game vendors for 10k

what.

[soft coral]

🖕

[dapper grotto]

how the fuck does this even happen

[fast garden]

gotta blast

[soft coral]

esports ready btw

[fast garden]

this is simply just my favorite rig

[stark torrent]

it looks coole

[fast garden]

insane high dura soft armor class 3

109k from prap 4

the others are smaller rigs with different slot sizes

they dont come with plates but like

this thing is fucking good.

did they give a date for when we get snow and extra shit

[ancient marsh]

that is INSANELY heavy bro

wait it has stuff inside

what about without it

[fast garden]

its like

3.5 ish

[ancient marsh]

also 100k+ for NO FUCKING PLATES

is criminal

[fast garden]

compared to what man

[ancient marsh]

press vest + prapor lvl 5 plate

[fast garden]

a korund is 229k

[ancient marsh]

that's like 70k togehter

for class 5 vest

[fast garden]

this is also class 3 soft and a rig

so

[ancient marsh]

a zhuk is 30k

class 3 soft is a scam

[fast garden]

clueless

[ancient marsh]

just saying you can have a class 5 vest under the cost of that armor without plates

[stark torrent]

Kill Yourself

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1442920183474950397/image.png?ex=69272fa3&is=6925de23&hm=7c2d3257ca814cc22d4bdee8df3cabd12c95f1a6f3c07380a66c6de25c1423e3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

looted 2 jackets and got RU factory worker breakfast

[stark torrent]

thats a good name BOSH

you are missing the pack of Wilsons

[soft coral]

bosch like the power tool company king ggs

[viral egret]

@stark torrent coaie taicamiu e prieten cu un baiat care e prieten cu piedone

nici nu stiam pana mi-a zis mama ca ii botezase piedone copilu lu baiatu ala

[ancient marsh]

they added a black peq

[fast garden]

its on the tutorial mpx

[ancient marsh]

the fact that scavs are more aggressive than pve pmcs pisses me off so much

i need to do factory kills

and they just stand RIGHT OUTSIDE the door to office

and dont get aggroed by anything

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

he has 42 achivements

i have 40

i think the only achivement i share with him on that display is kaban

[ancient marsh]

ABS platinum customer

[fast garden]

sold his firstborn for a lifetime key

[ancient marsh]

OP insurance strat bro

i cant loot him

[compact knoll]

sit in stash

get 2 mil

gg its that easy

[fast garden]

hmmm

curious

[frosty basalt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZK02imTRGhA?si=TNBwaTX3RDwvKgdX

[fast garden]

exfil from streets

black screen for 2 min every time

[cyan garnet]

How did this tigz mf get 500 million rubles to pay

So i can not do that

[stark torrent]

yeah the loading in and out times are atrocious glory to BSG

[stark torrent]

he refused to give the armored case to both prapor and mr kerman

[cyan garnet]

Oh okay i think i gave it to prapor

[stark torrent]

ye u gonna have to get to lightkeeper

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

its piss easy

[ancient marsh]

every cheater gets a minecraft beacon effect from your exact position

[fast garden]

they just drop you on key to the tower

[stark torrent]

Pog?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-rainbow-beacon-gif-26866260

[cyan garnet]

Is it still the same requirements

[fast garden]

for that line no

[cyan garnet]

Network provider or whatever

[fast garden]

you just do story shit then get key to the tower thats it

[stark torrent]

oh so you skip asseement

ggs

[fast garden]

yeah you get to skip all the BS

[cyan garnet]

sweet

[fast garden]

suposedly

still dont open the case

bc its fucked

thanks bsg

no word on it still

[cyan garnet]

Yeah fuck farming 500 million

Is yours bugged or some shit

[fast garden]

yeah

so

the case

no matter what path you eventually have to open it

after about the first 5 days

opening the case doesnt give you the kruglov keycard you are supposed to getr

so im just fucked

[stark torrent]

they are going to have to change that unless it is intended or shit

like some sick Nikita bait and switch idk

[compact knoll]

@fast garden play?

[compact knoll]

support respond yet?

[fast garden]

no

its day num 3 now

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

come play man

[compact knoll]

does it give you the tactec with both plates?

[fast garden]

yes

[compact knoll]

plate duplication glitch

@stark torrent ali

[fast garden]

its peak

[compact knoll]

alo

ed

come

[fast garden]

im gonna be playing with my friend starting the wipe soon

[compact knoll]

gg man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[compact knoll]

how many hours does he have

i feel like he will pull out after he sees its the same old shit

[fast garden]

cant view his profile since its not in new wipe yet

i dont think he has gone over 1k

but the two things he didnt like, wipes and ammo on flea, are gone so

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[compact knoll]

ammo on flea

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent
join call with artem
i say:
-hello donald
he responds:
-hello hitler

[compact knoll]

this man is a marine

[fast garden]

i mean

hit lvl 15 and use 762 pp for the entire rest of the wipe was boring as shit

[soft coral]

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

I was there

3000 years ago

[ancient marsh]

it was expensive as fuck

if you could sustain that

you deserve it

150k per raid in ammo is crazy

[fast garden]

if by expensive you mean normally around 1-1.3k per shot

[ancient marsh]

that IS expensive

[compact knoll]

yeah so 150k per raid

[ancient marsh]

especially at lvl 15

where you need basically every single item in the game

and cant sell them

so money is harder to make

[compact knoll]

its still the same shit but now its just prapor 4 LMAO

[fast garden]

money is only challenging if you dont know how to loot

[ancient marsh]

ragebait

[fast garden]

i mean

before flea was even really open for me

[compact knoll]

too bad

because you need all your items for hideout

[fast garden]

i had like 7 mil

[compact knoll]

or you cant sell them because they are level like 25 to sell

[fast garden]

they made some lvl 15

idk man you reach a point and once you reach that point money is no longer an object

my friend has had the same experience even on standard account because i showed him how i loot

as soon as you are over that comfort threshold is ez

damn.

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

sweet

IRL that suppressor attaches to the gas block btw

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1439594509188071645/TigzDuckass.gif?ex=6926f3dd&is=6925a25d&hm=6303d268897501435ba9c49c311cb1d2300d897087169ed2cfd93c5cc31d0454&=

[stark torrent]

oh shit its back

[fast garden]

i was surprised

[ancient marsh]

place your bets: intentional or not?

[fast garden]

when i went to one of the eye places to look at glasses frames, as i was checking some out i noticed a very bad smell

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

not 20 seconds later i heard an indian accent

this one might be interesting

a way to recycle broken ceramic plates into good steel armors

[stark torrent]

@soft coral was crafting that one

its pretty good yeah

• bagaryi doesnt get looted often cause its big and heavy

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[fast garden]

im more curious if it requires one or two plates

[soft coral]

i dont remember but ye at some point I switched from korund to bagaryi perma crafting

[stark torrent]

i think it needs just one

[soft coral]

uhhhh

no idea

[fast garden]

wiki says 2 but i dont trust it since tactec was changed

[soft coral]

ye back in the day it was 2

[fast garden]

and also fucking nothing else on wiki is updated

[soft coral]

clock barter I think I used

since I scavved like a maniac during work I sometimes got clothes to craft into the farbics so that saved money

bagaryi goated

[fast garden]

my beloved

[soft coral]

decent space tbh

I'd prefer if ithad more singles

[fast garden]

its like an upgraded ANA M2

[soft coral]

cuz who the fk is carrying 8 mags into raid

[fast garden]

and i love that rig

[soft coral]

ana is nice ye

[fast garden]

i mean look at how insanely high dura the soft armor is on this one

zabralo tier soft armor

[soft coral]

bsg doing the gaming industry standard

[glacial haven]

looks great

[soft coral]

each update introduce something disgustingly strong and then nerf it

theyre learning

[fast garden]

mosin

mutant

[soft coral]

maybe 1 day they'll make a good game

[soft coral]

rd704

[fast garden]

rd704

yep

[soft coral]

hivemind

[fast garden]

mp7 and p90 ammos

that was a sad one

[soft coral]

rip p90

[fast garden]

remember when the subsonic ammos were really good

[soft coral]

how the mighty have fallen

I know tarkov isn't trying to be realistic but

the p90 should easily be one of the top tier guns in the game

[fast garden]

i mean aside from the pen on ammos being a little bit too low

its really the mag repacks that kill it

[cyan garnet]

3 business days to repack

[fast garden]

p90 with scope is nuts because its a laser beam

[stark torrent]

they nerfed most quests as well with rewards

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

ok larper

[stark torrent]

hair in helmet bsg could never

we only have bald men in tarkov

except birdeye

[fast garden]

he is the closest thing to a woman in this game

[keen sparrow]

There are female heads that have no hair specifically to avoid the clipping issue

[soft coral]

the rapist has hair

although shes a granny

[soft coral]

the wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit type shit

[glacial haven]

that's the thing, they can all grow hair but none of them do lmao

or well, some of them at least

[fast garden]

time for solo bullshit cuz im goated

[soft coral]

id put angela white as the icon

real ones know

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

the quest which makes me mutant all over hte place

make ref the arena guy in rostok @keen sparrow

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh https://youtu.be/uuUZYntLQy0?t=679

timecode

[keen sparrow]

Oh He's Joe Rogan not wearing a shirt

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152301996183928832/1441596773305946203/image.png?ex=6926fc5e&is=6925aade&hm=c264f0bcab237dd618396e62d30797805c73f3322d7e86773be056cde440f721&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=258

[fast garden]

why is it weird in english

[soft coral]

bro had neuron activation

[fast garden]

is it being translated for me

weird if so

[soft coral]

its youtube feature

called "auto dubbing"

[foggy jay]

finally having time to play

man I'm getting back to tarkov as a lv7

[soft coral]

who hurt you gork?

[foggy jay]

I'll get destroyed 🙁

I won't play the next 2 days

[winged mica]

@soft coral

[glacial haven]

That has to be the worst fucking tts I have ever heard, right next to the TikTok one

[real solstice]

The IRL dodging

[soft coral]

comes in chat
pings only one
doesn't elaborate

[keen sparrow]

His mistake was pressing A during the throw

All this shit about "the left hand shows where it's going to go"

[soft coral]

no shit

[keen sparrow]

all the ravings of coping madmen

no no no. I don't think people understand just how dramatic the grenade throwing is

it's BAD

[soft coral]

all the tacticool larpers and mechanic min maxers when bsg use the same granade throwing mechanic as any other video game on the planet
if going left -> grenade goes left
-> if goign right -> nade goes right

[fast garden]

if going forward grenade go nyoom

[soft coral]

yes

[fast garden]

if going backward grenade have ED

[keen sparrow]

worse

[soft coral]

if jump -> nade goes up

[fast garden]

i love jump sprint nades

[real solstice]

We're not making it out of basic physics

[soft coral]

csgo ahh nade

me nading B from long

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-gif-26479397

[fast garden]

the sprint jump M67

[soft coral]

ICBM

[fast garden]

grenadier born in heaven

killed the first scav i saw because i thought i was a player

we go again

[pallid bolt]

There should be like...a quest that requires you to kill with nades over a certain distance away

[keen sparrow]

please don't give them ideas

[ancient marsh]

and you should kill yourself

[pallid bolt]

Something more complicated than impacting a scav

[fast garden]

nade kill distances dont work like that i dont think

[keen sparrow]

they don't, lol

it's the 9x18 shrapnel

[pallid bolt]

Is shrapnel literally modeled as 9x18 bullets?

It would explain why shrapnel does armor damage now

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah btw

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-more-than-you-i-know-you-smarter-smarty-pants-glaring-gif-15654642

[fast garden]

spawn night customs

cheater

sigh

[ancient marsh]

the fuck is the O-832DU

[fast garden]

mortar?

[ancient marsh]

send me to a PVP tarkov lobby with the boss up and i will come back pregnant

[fast garden]

spawn across from ruaf

run through the middle path

guy with a SP sks triple headshots me

sigh

[fluid gyro]

absolutely not this is not realistic in the lsightest

[keen sparrow]

"the left hand shows you where it will go"

[foggy jay]

aaaaaand yeah it's too late to play tarkov already

[fast garden]

yeah

its a good guideline

you use the thumb

obviously moving around changes that

[foggy jay]

played a ground zero match and it was 5.45 BT sweats everywhere with ULACH and shit. Killed one, almost killed 2, got sided by a 3rd

[fast garden]

GZ has low level queue still thankfully

but its extremely easy to get class 4 armor and good 5.45 in the new interchange areas

[fast garden]

so thats why you are seeing that

[ancient marsh]

likely to be just starting Unheard edition gear

[fast garden]

also true

i was loading in...?

[ancient marsh]

but yeah ground zero is literally epstein island of tarkov

easily the worst addition

lets make you destitute before you unlock other maps

cause you gotta go to a map with more pvp than reserve and factory

[soft coral]

anyway

https://youtu.be/yVMyY1cdOYQ?si=u5OQzmepEl7RuM6W

heres a gta speedrun

[keen sparrow]

lmao

[fast garden]

two night customs in a row i get camped out of my spawn

[keen sparrow]

I love that without glitches it's 6 hours

and then with glitches it could be done in a lunch break

[fast garden]

major skips be doin that

[soft coral]

yeah the difference between san andreas any% and NMG is massive

I believe one of the latest skips that was found allows you to skip from the starting bike point and teleport to the first big smoke mission

somehow

allegedly its because carl's model during the cutscene sits inside grove street and then teleports to the bike

there is a category I can learn

which is all snapshots and tags

those are quite easy

[keen sparrow]

It is wild to me that so much of it is just.. 'Here's what the hex values look like when you start this mission, aand here's the convoluted bullshit no casual player would ever do to memory manip the hex values to be that jsut because'

[soft coral]

its why I love watching san andreas spedruns in particular

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

zero sound the whole game

go upper chalet

peak lower

head blown off the INSTANT a window comes into view

sure

[ancient marsh]

headshot, .223

[fast garden]

i cannot beleive i am overweight with this man

[ancient marsh]

SAAAAAAAAR
PUT DOWN THE THIRD MAGAZINE SAAAAR

[compact knoll]

went chale

3 different teams

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

go out of the window

get shot by retard

run back in

get shot by retard

retard that shot me gets shot from outside

[ancient marsh]

lh be having pvp only when you dont want it

[compact knoll]

by a differnt guy

[fast garden]

this map so cool until you remember its either ass naked rouge farmers, 4 stacks, and people who got a 2 day sub to ABS to speedrun LH tasks

[ancient marsh]

and you run into none of them when you need pmc kills

[fast garden]

just delete this fucking map man

[fast garden]

literally

[ancient marsh]

lh legit the safest map in the game when you are trying to get pmc kills

20-30 mins of camping chalets every raid and see 0 people consistently

i think we need to find the guy who made punisher 4 be lighthouse and shake his hand firmly

[fast garden]

i love what they did for that quest

everyone hated it

then they made shoreline way better

and then moved the quest from shoreline to LH

why.

[ancient marsh]

and shoreline pvp is like 10x more enjoyable

[fast garden]

it was even before the rework

[wintry ridge]

i think you need a keto diet or something

[ancient marsh]

youre not funny

[wintry ridge]

you're not thin yet

keep goin champ

youll get there eventually

[fast garden]

the lion will kill himself if he doesnt get one of the good spawns

[wintry ridge]

did you see nikita's adding a new stim to tarkov

XTG-3-оземпический

[viral egret]

hes adding ozempic?

[wintry ridge]

doesnt it work irl by killing hunger cravings

[ancient marsh]

spawn southern road
turn around and leave

spawn by the shore

[wintry ridge]

do we have any metabolism boosting stims

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[wintry ridge]

ingame

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

propital?

i think

[wintry ridge]

suicide by players or suicide by RUAF

ur choice

[ancient marsh]

what

[wintry ridge]

are you not shoreline yapping

am i clueless

[ancient marsh]

lighthouse, dumbass

[wintry ridge]

[keen sparrow]

and perfotoran

[wintry ridge]

lighthouse has like 2 good spawns no

[keen sparrow]

and etg-change

propital probably the least cost prohibitive right?

[fast garden]

this fuckass spawn

dogshit

dogshit

and zero people even spawned across

[keen sparrow]

m1a curse

[ancient marsh]

marine instantly planter himself as if he was a peashooter from plants vs zombies

OOAH

https://tenor.com/view/peashooter-gif-17102957129566763720

[keen sparrow]

ooah?

[ancient marsh]

shut up ner

d

[keen sparrow]

the Marine's bark is 'hoo-rah'

hooah is the army

[ancient marsh]

the lion doesnt know the bark of the small dogs

nor does he care

[keen sparrow]

okay furry

[keen sparrow]

I am a firm believer that if the SAGE chassis could take fore-grips, it would dumpster the S.A.S.S. meta

[ancient marsh]

tf is the sage chassis

[keen sparrow]

the one you never use

can't blame you for not knowing what it is because in its current state it is hot garbage

[ancient marsh]

oh im 99% it would still suck ass stat wise

shoulda just said the EBR chassis

[keen sparrow]

it's a shame though because it can take grips

[stark torrent]

EBR is bad yeah , i wish it was better but it has terrible stats , its heavy as shit as well

they should have 100% added grips to it

even pistol grips

[keen sparrow]

I have a modder working on it for SPT

[stark torrent]

as it is interchangable

[keen sparrow]

means fuck all for you guys but if the BSG trend keeps going the way it does

i swear i think about something and they tease it a month later

[ancient marsh]

the diff in evo ergo between the ebr setup and meta sass setup is like 60 evo ergo

the foregrip would do 0

[keen sparrow]

such a shame

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

@fast garden

[keen sparrow]

i don't remember these being a thing

[ancient marsh]

thats how little you use the gun

[keen sparrow]

i really really hate the m1a, you're not wrong

[ancient marsh]

goes to show how dogshit unviable the m1a is

[wintry ridge]

m1a is peak but also lives off it's legacy

nostalgia carries it still

[keen sparrow]

oh for sure

[ancient marsh]

m1a is easily the worst dmr in eft

[wintry ridge]

scar H is awesome

[keen sparrow]

the one time i used the m1a was when someone modded in wooden furniture for it

https://tenor.com/view/frillow-winifred-burkle-willow-rosenberg-amy-acker-alyson-hannigan-gif-12061715838596661316

i just. i can't lol

[ancient marsh]

would genuinely be so much better and more popular if sights werent glued to your face when using it

[keen sparrow]

i'd have to make cheat attachments to make it worth the weight

even with Elite strength, still questionable

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-ears-cats-ear-appearing-cat-ear-popping-out-car-gif-15670376106079619574

just like

put them further on the rail

?

[ancient marsh]

yeah how, retard

[wintry ridge]

with ur mind?

imagine it

[fast garden]

a genuine shame

[compact knoll]

throat btw

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @fast garden @keen sparrow @stark torrent

i cant man

[compact knoll]

if a german would be here right now

he would be very upset

[keen sparrow]

OH

you meant on the

okay

[fast garden]

no he is just goofing

[keen sparrow]

i'm not

[soft coral]

why

[keen sparrow]

What's wild is it's just an extra (x,y) coordinate in the attachment array

they could add this tomorrow.

[fast garden]

test drive 1 sucks man

fucking range req

[soft coral]

it does

[fast garden]

bad supressor req

bad scope req

[keen sparrow]

fr fr

[fast garden]

and its all with a shit gun

[soft coral]

bad game req overall

[keen sparrow]

every time i've attempted it, i've died with it first raid

[blazing basin]

Is eye-relief factored in?

[fast garden]

ALSO

[blazing basin]

or what;s it called

[keen sparrow]

lol one sec

[fast garden]

whoever decided that bipod guns should still have overswing

https://tenor.com/view/patrickbateman-pointing-at-dance-gif-12362561

you are next

[soft coral]

ngl guys

f1 and rally debate aside

Nascar is fucking peak

[fast garden]

i love nascar man

[soft coral]

pedal to the medal and nothing but left turns

the way god intended

[fast garden]

genuine endurance test

[soft coral]

I need to start watching nascar its such a hell yeah thing

[keen sparrow]

It's way more boss in person

[soft coral]

can't get it in person I'm balkan

[keen sparrow]

Lived in Daytona Beach Florida for a year,

seen the Daytona 500

4 hours of left hand turns, lol

[soft coral]

my autism brain would love it

[keen sparrow]

Had a Jeff Gordon trading card i took everywhere with me. i was 7 or 8

[ancient marsh]

cars going around in circle in 1 direction?

[soft coral]

genuienly yes looks fun as fuck

[blazing basin]

so the ADS camera position is relative to the sight

perhaps this is abusable?

[keen sparrow]

in most cases

I was poking fun at BSG's eye relief a week or so ago, had an acro on a glock in such a way that it was down your throat

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden

WOAHHHHHHHH

WDYM ITS SEPERATE ALOOOOOOOOOO

[real solstice]

1.0 Gameplay goes hard

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

preparing the nailbombs as we speak

in minecraft ofc

fucking americans man

[real solstice]

You gotta check out Aussie V8 Supercars

[soft coral]

sounds the same

but in Australia

[real solstice]

Sort of like NASCAR but if they only did road courses

[soft coral]

aah

[blazing basin]

that one shouldn't even move

[keen sparrow]

you should see it when the sight is forward the muzzle

[ancient marsh]

bulgarian brexit

bulgrexit

[ancient marsh]

mechanic:

[gritty python]

paypal me 30k usd to go on the worst map in the game :)))

[ancient marsh]

Mechanic watched too much sopranos and wanted to cosplay Furio Giunta

"Give me one thousand dollars"

[glacial haven]

I've seen that one where he yaps something about advanced german

Literally was unable to understand a singular word coming out of his mouth

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow

[soft coral]

made from a wet dream type shi

[fast garden]

this is why there are no idiots for me to kill to at least get over these quests

instead its just like last wipe hardcore lobbies

where everyone has shit they dont want to lose that they have to kill players with

[compact knoll]

Chicken

[fast garden]

5th shit spawn into death in a row man

i cant take this shit

[compact knoll]

Want a hand?

[fast garden]

my friend is downloading the update atm

i expected his ass on sooner but

[compact knoll]

Oh yeah

You got interchange now

And all the other starter quests

[fast garden]

either way im not playing lighthouse fora bit

[compact knoll]

Have fun

[keen sparrow]

That was pretty good

[fast garden]

so glad i can buy one of these per eternity

ref 4 is ass

the only things worth anything are like

[compact knoll]

301 for altyn

[fast garden]

maybe the champ helmet, the mandibles for the neosteel and the ronin respirators maybe

[compact knoll]

thank you nikita

[fast garden]

but both require earbuds and ear buds are ass

[compact knoll]

whole week of arena to buy one helmet

[keen sparrow]

because they're a re-skin of Peltor Comtac IIs

[fast garden]

they got nerfed

[keen sparrow]

lmao why

I checked the MongoID, was the ComTac II

so they're somehow worse on live now?

[fast garden]

yeah cuz they were op

entirely invalidated the biggest drawback of using the big helmets

[compact knoll]

the cms are plentiful this wipe

the harvest is bountiful

[glacial haven]

That is true

[compact knoll]

oh yeah

i forgot you play this wipe

[glacial haven]

Ah, look at this beautiful image that I have just captured

The game is using more ram than some people have in their systems

[compact knoll]

think im gonna fuck around for an hour

@glacial haven come sit in a cuck chair

[glacial haven]

Tarkov is really one of a kind, a game, a ram testing software and a disk testing kit because it just reads and writes 60 - 120kb every second