💣tarkov-released

[glacial haven]

Depends, I work from home most of the time but if I need to get to a meeting or the company building, I just drive per car

[fleet carbon]

Is the seed part that's blowing your mind?

[frosty basalt]

What’s wrong with it

[autumn estuary]

like man, hot bread fresh from oven? I can just gobble it.

[keen sparrow]

do you sprinkle whole sunflower seeds and cut oats on your bread?

[frosty basalt]

Have u had DZbread?

[fleet carbon]

Bread with seed is normal idek what to tell you

[keen sparrow]

who does this shit

[fleet carbon]

Are your hamburger buns flat?

[autumn estuary]

I've never heard of it.

[frosty basalt]

We got him

[autumn estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-uncle-leo-old-man-confused-gif-13910619280020003469

[keen sparrow]

you mean brioche?

lol

[fleet carbon]

Well that's an exaggeration, that's basically baked hamster food

[keen sparrow]

yeah that's dave's killer bread

[frosty basalt]

How long does it take to get from your house to inside the building

[keen sparrow]

That's what he does and the hipster retards in Portland go goo-goo gaga over it

[frosty basalt]

Sometimes a big factor for shitty breakfast is

[glacial haven]

Idk, maybe 15 - 25 minutes? Depends on the traffic

[autumn estuary]

The thing that makes me giggle with that killer bread is how fucking unhealthy it is compared to just.... bread

[soft coral]

MOOOODSSSSS I SEEE A COOOCKAAAA

[frosty basalt]

The drive to the supposed bakery you’d go to

The drive back

Then then drive to work

My commute is 45m right

The closest shopping center is 5m away

[fleet carbon]

Probably because of all the sugar and shit on it. That's part of my issues with American food

[frosty basalt]

If we’re generous and say I can get done shopping in 5m

[autumn estuary]

just... drive to the bakery, drive on to work, eat fresh bread at work?

[frosty basalt]

That’s an additional 15m to my commute

[cyan garnet]

When you say the j word in a tarkov vc

[frosty basalt]

You could, most people
Get their break within it at the 4 hour mark here in California

You could totally do that 4 hours is still fresh

[autumn estuary]

i keep meaning to use the bakery near my work tbh,

One in the same village.

[ancient marsh]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lz8puYwzfGvr-S64S?invite=cr-MSxJTlQsMjY1Mjc5OTk&v=30

[frosty basalt]

It’s also a question of why though

[glacial haven]

I often even eat breakfast directly at the bakery because they have seating and actual breakfast options like omelette and bread rolls with toppings

[frosty basalt]

Sounds nice

[autumn estuary]

Subway forever makes me sad.

How can they fuck up bread so bad.

[fleet carbon]

Does it not taste good or smt

[glacial haven]

I just kinda want to spend my morning in a relaxed manner, I don't really care about the commute times and the time spent there

[fleet carbon]

I've heard it did but ik it's not healthy

[autumn estuary]

basically a cake.

So if you like sugar, it's fine? If you're old and bitter, not so good.

[glacial haven]

I ordered from one not too long ago after like 3 years of not eating subway at all, they have really fucked up something

And that footlong cookie tastes like absolute garbage

[fleet carbon]

Or if you want to eat something actually healthy, which Subway is a little deceptive with that

I mean most people just go "Well it's a sandwich it's not like I'm eating at McDonalds"

[autumn estuary]

it's a bit sad a lot of the little bakeries you could just grab a sandwich in seem to be disappearing.

I miss grabbing fresh bacon sarnies on the way into uni. Was good times.

[glacial haven]

I mean, to be fair, if you go to a subway and think that, you must actually be stupid

[ancient marsh]

to be fair wasn't Jared Fogle, the subway guy, a whole marketing campaign ABOUT that?

[glacial haven]

The bakery I always go to has like this sandwich with mozzarella cheese on it with rucola, they even put it in a panini press if you want to, I prefer that over subway any day

[ancient marsh]

that subwway is like healthy fresh food

[keen sparrow]

yes, that was the angle

[fleet carbon]

First off, a lot of people are, second it's a common and reasonable assumption

[fleet carbon]

The guy that turned out to be a creep right?

Can't recall if it was bad stuff with children or just a "normal" sex freak

[glacial haven]

I just wanted to check them out again after that long time because I just was probably more nostalgic about it than it was actually worth

[ancient marsh]

he's like the lebron of pedophiles

[glacial haven]

It's reasonable to assume that BBQ sauce on your subway sandwich is healthy?

[ancient marsh]

he's in the GOAT conversation

[ancient marsh]

south park actually did an episode on jared fogle

but that was BEFORE the pedo stuff

[ancient marsh]

there's water in piss too

[glacial haven]

that's the kinda shit you'd hear from a tiktok detective

[keen sparrow]

do..

do you drink your own piss?

[ancient marsh]

how did your diseased brain make that connection?

[glacial haven]

let's just go back to talking about tarkov

[keen sparrow]

it's been known about long before tiktok existed soooo

[ancient marsh]

what clump of neurons fired to produce that thought?

[glacial haven]

that has nothing to do with what I said

i just said that it's the kinda shit you'd hear from a person on tiktok

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/glare-scowl-annoyed-ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-gif-4601682

[spring fable]

you know
i thought about that not to long ago
for all the shit we give the ai in tarkov
its probably still better than in Starfield

and some other dedicated singleplayer games

[keen sparrow]

Bottom of the barrel in this is people that play Final Fantasy 14 for the story

They just.. don't press their buttons.

[autumn estuary]

it isn't hard to be better than starfield AI

[fleet carbon]

remove that last word and the sentence is still true

I find it hilarious that we live in a world where No Man's Sky is apparently a genuinely good game now and the new AAA releases manage to make its release state look like a misunderstood masterpiece

[spring fable]

i mean
i know were used to beefed up gamma ai
but in terms of other sp games, dunno
just found it hilarious

[fleet carbon]

Remember when it was all the hype for bad games along with that one E.T. game for the Atari that got literally buried

[brittle sinew]

Aint no way I got scammed by the tutorial

[ancient marsh]

?

[brittle sinew]

My ass looted everything, I complete the thing and my mf is EMPTY

where is it bro

[ancient marsh]

they changed it

but you get like 2.5 mil

and ledx and gpu

fir

for free

[brittle sinew]

Hell no I rather want the fucking m.tape and salewas i found

I'll need that, the fuck do I do with money I can't even get yet

[hollow patrol]

weep

its all on nikita's account now

[soft coral]

false

photoshopped

[nova cloak]

I did a reinstall of tarkov to try to solve the IL2CPP problem

and

it didn't help

before 1.0 I coulnd't enter customs, now I can't enter tarkov

[viral egret]

blood could help you if u can find him next time

[hollow patrol]

i thought blood already suggested something to him

i was lurking in chat trust

it was sm like clear your cache

[nova cloak]

Yea he did

try to help

[hollow patrol]

reinstall idk

or refund so that nikita autobans your account and then you will be free from tarkov

[brittle sinew]

Obviously AI generated

[nova cloak]

fun fact

I didn't pay for the game

my dad won the key like couple of years ago

and I said to him does he have tarkov because I want to play it

and he pulled out the key he won

[glacial haven]

I mean, the AI is better than the one from many other titles, that is definitely true but I am just talking in contrast to pvp

Because the AI now feels like it is more braindead than it was the last time I played

It doesn't even seem like it attempts to hit you lmao

[fleet carbon]

No idea since when this has been a thing but scavs run away from lasers now

[hollow patrol]

he cursed his own son

unfortunate

[nova cloak]

he played the game for like 10 minutes

and I played only SPT

[glacial haven]

I mean, he should consult the tarkov support, they are paid to help him, that's why I stopped troubleshooting

[nova cloak]

I sent a ticket

but idk if they will help

[glacial haven]

I think they will help, at least I would imagine so but I also think that they currently have quite a queue of people that also need help

[nova cloak]

maybe other players have the same problem as me

[glacial haven]

I mean, the issue is that it could be anything, there is probably something in the error log about it

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll apparently giving case to kerman = you need to give 40 btc instead of 500m

that's so insanely easier

[spring fable]

i think that boils down to the ai not being supposed to be a threat in the first place
at least in pvp

[stark torrent]

GIVE ME MONEY THE GAME

so uninspired

[fleet carbon]

I'd get it if it was 50m

but 500m

It's like those games that make you go to old areas with recolored enemies 20 times

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

that is crazy

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SmSpKbWMBAQ?si=P2MPV_XxTIbZMnqh

[ancient marsh]

$50bln to BSG

[soft coral]

ELLO PRAPOR
ITS NIKITA

WE NEED 5 BILLION RUBLE TO BOMB KILLA

slava unheard

[ancient marsh]

this is a random kiver spawnpoint btw

outside the flare extract area on interchange

[fast garden]

they forgot to put the mannequin there

[daring torrent]

1.0 ready

unless it only gets used in terminal or icebreaker

[random sky]

is matching still shit for anyone else?

[little flame]

@fast garden u on?

[fast garden]

im just gettin up

i gotta figure out how to put a support ticket in for this quest item

[soft coral]

@little flame hop on

[little flame]

wait wha

what happened

[fast garden]

opened case from the ticket and didnt get the kruglov keycard

softlocked

[little flame]

damn wtf

thats retarded lmao

1.0 btw

[fast garden]

these give me money endings are retarded man

[little flame]

u wanna go lighthouse?

or want to is a strong word

but do u have to

cuz i do

[glacial haven]

lmao

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

Just bought 5k usd, turned it in for a quest, got an error "selected item did not meet condition", took away those 5k$ but didn't update the quest

[little flame]

bro wtf

[glacial haven]

[little flame]

thats cancer

😭

[glacial haven]

1 mil roubles just evaporated

[fast garden]

reset game

[fast garden]

[little flame]

lets run it

lmao

[fast garden]

lets go man

[little flame]

[fleet carbon]

This has to be the most legit player I've ever seen

[wintry ridge]

This damn game

[wintry ridge]

Where TF do you see these stats

Body temp at least is from stims

[glacial haven]

After raid heal screen

[wintry ridge]

Makes ur thermal signature lower

Rads are still mentioned in meds so maybe they'll try some event with them where its a status effect like poison you clear up

Idk about toxicity though that seems silly

[daring torrent]

if u go to the health tab u see them

[wintry ridge]

Not in 1.0

At least in raid

[fast garden]

yes in 1.0 but not in raid

well

lie nuke

[glacial haven]

They are also listed there? I have only really seen them in the heal screen till now

[fast garden]

its actually on the health tab

[glacial haven]

But I also didn't really check the health tab till now lmao

At least not closely

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden how's shithouse goin

[glacial haven]

You just kinda get used to shit being on the UI and it being more decorative than functional when playing Tarkov lmao

[wintry ridge]

Like any survival game

[fast garden]

we just are going to the first lh raid

we will see

[little flame]

[wintry ridge]

arent there like 6 maybe 7 more days of drops

[runic ruin]

👀

[hallow stream]

nothing ever changed

[ancient marsh]

So we're cherrypicking

[hallow stream]

I see no cherries there

[remote fox]

Snoreline server got nuked, fuck.

My gear

[little flame]

ur gear is fine

once u leave the gear u had on u when u dcd will be on u

its weird

[fluid gyro]

-20,000 minutes

[runic ruin]

[little flame]

lego boat

[ancient marsh]

.50 bmg ammo

vs class 4 tops

[little flame]

?

wtf is this bro 😭

[remote fox]

You were right. Happened twice, fuck this game.

[mortal trench]

roll call how you guys doing mentally? tarkov beat you down already?

[frosty basalt]

It’s the same game it was about a week and a half ago

But with more new players (happens every wipe anyway)

And with more bugs

Including return of nvidia reflex bug, mip streaming bug, Fullscreen mode (not borderless) halves FPS,

[keen sparrow]

They still like it

[frosty basalt]

Matching bug on PVE coop

AI flying

[remote fox]

Nvidia reflex bug?

[frosty basalt]

No audio bug

[frosty basalt]

Yea it reduces performance on some systems having it enabled

[mortal trench]

really now? i just hit lvl 16 and havent encountered any bugs, bit bummed you cant insure nvgs anymore but thats it

[frosty basalt]

That’s good I’m glad you haven’t encountered any

Increasing FOV has a proportional relationship with FPS

I put my fps from 59 to 75 and got 30 more fps average

[remote fox]

I have wasted 2 hours in Shoreline trying to get tasks done but servers keep rolling back

I keep losing ammo since it doesn't reset

[mortal trench]

from what i experienced servers really seem unstable sometimes, packet loss (with rubberbanding of your character) also high ping kicks you off sometimes

btw is that adam jensen in your pfp? xD

[remote fox]

Maybe?

[fast garden]

lighthouse is a bad map and im hardlocked on story tasks because a quest item bugged out and now i cannot progress at all

its whatever man

[mortal trench]

i dont even have access to that map yet sheesh

whats your lvl

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370192979221942342/1371298944268636210/vidu-video-2768957502893568.mp4?ex=69245e69&is=69230ce9&hm=bdc366a47542f87f97eba0020ba32331b1c9116b3bc5909697ce0ca216a6e543&

[remote fox]

Nice buttplug.

[fast garden]

prestige money farm

[ember shuttle]

why does my scav look like anomaly

[fluid gyro]

[ancient marsh]

peter griffin aah

[frosty basalt]

Best money farm is to buy 6B43 go into factory have your buddy shred it and resell it below 75% for sew it good for millions

[keen sparrow]

'self illuminated'

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-gif-23888293

[fast garden]

lie nuke

[cyan garnet]

goddamn i've been getting my ass pounded viciously doing setup

[frosty basalt]

also I think PVE is bugged cuz u can buy gzhel with 5 plates in it

But can’t buy the 5 plates alone

[cyan garnet]

move along pveer this is a pvper neighbourhood

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[remote fox]

Let the man spread misinformation, come on now.

[cyan garnet]

in stronghold rn getting my shit pounded fr

[remote fox]

Snitch.

[ancient marsh]

it sounds even worrse how discord cut it off for me

[cyan garnet]

[frosty basalt]

I play PVP

[frosty basalt]

wtf

I guess only on PVE

? Or are u putting plates in it

[fast garden]

this is just looking at the item

[frosty basalt]

Good question

[gritty python]

been doing this on pve with the explosive cannisters cuz it does the same thing :))

only the two for the quest for me doe

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden youre hard lagging

[fast garden]

yeah

[fast garden]

spawn in

shoreline

walk forward

die

black screen

altf4 bc black screen

"recconect"

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven come play pvp man

[daring torrent]

killed 5 pmc's, reshala, got fat loot from the marked room only to have the game crash my entire computer

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944348464068837420/1182776755157729280/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

i had btc and a purple keycard in my container so its not all bad

[sleek heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145086965117620365/1442251567054065755/ScreenRecording_11-23-2025_21-31-51_1.mov?ex=6924c0f1&is=69236f71&hm=83b6d285efe939f30c3521a6494498a078d6acb7f3061057d4137dc0abc2ee1c&

[ancient marsh]

is that Hace

from anomaly videos

[sleek heron]

yes

[stark torrent]

GroundZero 23 hour timmy

[ancient marsh]

-$7 for that m4

[soft coral]

pmc every 2 seconds after sprinting @stark torrent @fast garden

[soft coral]

typa shit they used back in the og modern warfare games

[soft coral]

SIR

nah nah

[compact knoll]

games that i like "fortnite, league"

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[soft coral]

I keep my mouth shut this time

[stark torrent]

its an adar sir

[ancient marsh]

man shut up

[stark torrent]

[sleek heron]

also snagged this MCX on my first scav raid

[stark torrent]

GOONSQUAD promocode

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

tell it to do a backflip off a 2 story building's roof

[ancient marsh]

goonsquad in full order when me you thee and artem are online in vc

[compact knoll]

Say = trouble

[glacial haven]

they don't understand the things i say on twitter

[compact knoll]

I would if it was this server

[compact knoll]

Say the next line bart

[glacial haven]

i do not even know what you are talking about

[digital remnant]

got the nikita voice for my pmc lesssgoooo

[fast garden]

debuff voice

gg

[compact knoll]

@fast garden be there shortly

[fast garden]

quickly getting my rep from arena

[compact knoll]

Okay

[wintry ridge]

why did I get the night patrol shirt randomly

[fast garden]

get with the times old man

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

they gave them for free for the server shit

and bear classic

[wintry ridge]

awesome

crazy seeing bsg give shit back for server issues

that doesnt fuck up the economy

[short cove]

Weapon mastery 3 for the m4 like 7 days deep into wipe, god bless.

[wintry ridge]

hi oomf

[fast garden]

arena does that

you can genuinely get max mastery for most weapons in 2-3 ffa games

[short cove]

Dude how

[fast garden]

the other ones like m4 and ak dont take much longer

mastery is leveled mostly off hits

[short cove]

Like isent mastery 1 like 2k hits or smth

[fast garden]

and while in base game you arent usually mag dumping 50 people

[wintry ridge]

I got like 9 kills in ffa with a shotgun and its nearly tier 3

[fast garden]

you are in arena

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

it can be yeah but its ez fast

also welcome back valfucker

[wintry ridge]

rd939 fucker

[wintry ridge]

stupid chud cat

[fast garden]

mod 4 on mech 4

gg

[wintry ridge]

m4 preset?

[short cove]

Billions must smile

[wintry ridge]

MXLR is so massive for these jaeger quests ngl

@fast garden wait did they nerf marked rooms again

after the case buff

[fast garden]

only the cases got revereted

still hella keycards

reserve marked has insane amounts of guns still

im locked in

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

@fast garden @short cove @stark torrent @keen sparrow @little flame

[wintry ridge]

for what purpose

[keen sparrow]

CARS

I love cars

[soft coral]

yes vroom vroom

[fast garden]

ough

yeah thats the shit

[native crypt]

Have you tried the new 545 guns yet?

They are crazy

[fast garden]

lmao what happened in tigz chat

[fast garden]

they are exactly as good as i thought they would be

i said

"545 m4 and hk equivalent"

other people said

"meh"

and here we are

as if the tkpd and ak308 are real guns

the mod4 might be good too

[native crypt]

They are so good and there are mountains of good 545 everywhere

[fast garden]

this fucking game man

gg

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/KaptainKrunch97/status/1992483159502631299

-/Kapt’n Krunch/- (@KaptainKrunch97)

how it feels walking through Lighthouse and Birdeye bounces a round of .308 M80 off of my Airframe

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 23, 2025, 6:39 AM

@fast garden

[compact knoll]

smile

[frosty basalt]

Server tags fits the description to a tee

[compact knoll]

bsg office goes thru 100 packs of wipes a months

there is just too much drool on the keyboards

[fast garden]

wear tagilla mask

head nape from front

[compact knoll]

this retard brought a thor armour too

and now i suffer the consequneces

fuck that word man

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[remote fox]

I mean, how else are you gonna stop them from running?

[wintry ridge]

awww hell nah

skill 5 lmg is gonna drain that wallet

[compact knoll]

doable

[wintry ridge]

1 billion rpk16s

[compact knoll]

just do arena

[wintry ridge]

oh you right

[compact knoll]

you need intel 3 for that chapter anyway

[wintry ridge]

i forget that its not just masteries that carry over

doesnt that mean that psycho sniper and those other starkov shooter quests arent cbt anymore

[real solstice]

eugh

[compact knoll]

uhhh

doing bolty leveling in arena is cbt

on its own

idk i already have level 7 bolty

it needs lvl 10

[real solstice]

Is the lever gun in arena?

[wintry ridge]

no

[compact knoll]

no

[wintry ridge]

its still last patch's stuff

[real solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1439531689658286263/My_Video.gif

[wintry ridge]

arena is always 1 behind

[real solstice]

Can't larp my favorite New Vegas build

[wintry ridge]

dont worry buddy itll be up to date in 4 months

https://tenor.com/view/can-with-silly-kitty-friends-kitty-can-win-great-friends-dumbledore-gif-6816114689323191677

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-sneaky-key-lock-door-tom-cat-gif-27616110

How it feels to loot Chief Hanlon's Ranger Sequoia after he blows his brains out

[wintry ridge]

trvth

honestly

the BFR would go so hard in tarkov

make a case hardened varient from bosses

engraved maybe

.45-70 would be fun

could get another lever action

[real solstice]

each shot takes a few health points off of your arms

[wintry ridge]

free strength and vitality xp each shot

[real solstice]

https://youtu.be/i89cMnfxXy0?si=_ffcm-dDGIATAc2m

He got a stress fracture in his wrist for this

[pallid bolt]

I'm surprised he still has a wrist

deafened the mic on the camera too

[real solstice]

a less competent shooter would have gotten brained by it for letting go

[compact knoll]

@radiant loom

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-billy-herrington-billy-herrington-call-gif-20154359

oiled up

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[wintry ridge]

me after getting 3 tapped by shturman

[daring torrent]

yeah i always felt a lot of dissonance with that quest

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

he is mad i stole his bitcoin

this game is so fucked

[fast garden]

i swear that one had killed me before

or us before

[compact knoll]

im so sorry

[fast garden]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

gm fellas

[compact knoll]

come play more tarkov

[gritty python]

found this randomly in scav camp on snoreline yesterday

[glacial haven]

#☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua

[soft coral]

why is bro linking us ukraine chat

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

greeting sir

[fast garden]

i did story tasks and now its bedtime

eepy

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

greetings

[soft coral]

aaaand salutations

[zealous brook]

Can you link repo of the gamma launcher?

[glacial haven]

doesn't exist

[cyan garnet]

Im at customs land bridge

Straight strokin my shit

[zealous brook]

Didn’t notice it in the groks repo.. so launcher code ain’t public?

[cyan garnet]

Unfortunate day to be my next setup victim

[glacial haven]

It is not open source but it's .net, so it's basically open source either way if you really want to check it out

[zealous brook]

I wanted to improve error messages.. why won’t it have a repo

weird

quite sus ngl

[glacial haven]

[zealous brook]

almost like a middle finger

[viral egret]

hello blood

[glacial haven]

Sup

[viral egret]

how are you

[glacial haven]

Pretty good, hbu?

[viral egret]

i'm alright finished a project for tomorrow

[glacial haven]

Damn nice

[viral egret]

and im finding out that also tomorrow is 0c when i go to school so thats funny

[glacial haven]

It's already -°C over here early in the mornings

[stark torrent]

Lock in

[stark torrent]

Yeah i arrived late at work cause my winshield was frozen and i coulsnt find my fucking ice rack

And car is a diesel so it warms up slow

I hate these mornings where its warm during the day and at night the car freezes so i have to defrost it every morning

[glacial haven]

Understandable, I also stopped storing drinks in my car for that exact reason

Imagine a can of red bull sitting in the cup holder at night with ~-3°C outside

[gritty python]

if it was closed i’m surprised it doesn’t explode

[glacial haven]

The last time I did that I had a water bottle in my car, not a can of anything but it was frozen when I took it out

Ever since I stopped putting drinks in my car and leaving them in there over night lmao

[soft coral]

@glacial haven @stark torrent applied for job

we may be cooked

[viral egret]

get to woork

[stark torrent]

What job

[soft coral]

at the ljutenica factory

google what lutenica is im not explaining it

[stark torrent]

Worker or what

[soft coral]

idk

well see

[stark torrent]

Ah yeah its like jam makers or shit

Nice , hope it goes well

[soft coral]

if not i go work at the mall

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

shut yo mouf

[keen sparrow]

I keep forgetting cans of soda in the freezer

Sucks to wake up in the morning and i have to slowly move a pipe bomb from the freezer to the trash outside

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1351944930721009774/attachment-1-1.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-minaj-blow-kiss-blinks-blinking-eyelashes-gif-13055924

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven my electricity just disappeared

You cant make this shit up

[glacial haven]

last thing was a scav seeing you before you got taken out

[compact knoll]

Straight up just cant win

[glacial haven]

avg streets experience

[compact knoll]

Its back

Be there in a minute

Once my router restarts

[soft coral]

lel

[compact knoll]

Nevermind

[soft coral]

maybe get a ups dingus

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @glacial haven

[compact knoll]

Yeah i think i will just go to bed

Cant have shit

[glacial haven]

alright, have a good one lmao

[compact knoll]

See ya

Yeah its city wide

Not even fucking god wants me to win

Its clearly a sign

[glacial haven]

Were you actually just waiting and hoping that the power would come back on within the next 20 minutes to get back to tarkov? lmao

[keen sparrow]

Nevermind the food in his fridge

Or the water in his water heater

[gritty python]

priorities are straight do not question him

[flat breach]

That's why you keep canned food and portable gas stove
Or less portable if you got one of those fed by propane tanks

[keen sparrow]

you think he does?

[flat breach]

A portable stove isn't too expensive

We cook on ours when power goes out

[keen sparrow]

I've got solar cells outside, backup generator, a UPS on the router, woodstove inside the house

[flat breach]

Eh, private homes are a bit much here

[keen sparrow]

I live in the middle of fucking nowhere so kinda have to

[glacial haven]

I somewhat get it, tf you supposed to do if your hobby is gaming

[keen sparrow]

I am blessed that if the power goes out here, i can go outside and shoot at shit, lol

Why are these fire giants cheeked up

[flat breach]

Keeps books around, innit
I've got some on a shelf, but even if I didn't, my great-grandma (rip) saved up enough books to read non-stop for the next decade

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

[stark torrent]

Books

I go clean my car if i dont have power or shit usually

[flat breach]

Iedy reads, but only off the English school book and just enough to convey some info

[stark torrent]

with these salaries you bet

[radiant loom]

That's cute.

[soft coral]

aaalo

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/never-gonna-happen-breaking-bad-nope-no-way-hank-schrader-gif-4945261051704099839

road to 10k hours

[gritty python]

[flat breach]

[soft coral]

he should genuinely seek professional help

bro is more deranged than trevor

[little flame]

why is my fucking npc called john helldiver in terraria

thats so peak

[soft coral]

open insta
hundreds of f1 osama bin russel and kimi talibanelli edits
ggs
@little flame @fast garden @native crypt

[little flame]

LMAO

[viral egret]

both mclarens got disqualified

goated move

[glacial haven]

u fr?

dnf or literally disqualified

nope, they actually got disqualified lmao

[viral egret]

yes

FiA measured the board under the car twice

[viral egret]

it was thin the first time

thinner the second time

[stark torrent]

thank you god Nikita 1 prayer

[viral egret]

i do not have space in my stash for this

time to redeem it

[glacial haven]

damn

wouldn't that also cause for re-verification of previous races in that case?

[viral egret]

dunno

[glacial haven]

wouldn't even know how, so I doubt it but FiA works in mysterious ways anyways

[gritty python]

just found some slaap rounds on reserve

will never be able use them

[soft coral]

and im taking a shit

[fast garden]

i just watched tigz pull the lightkeeper book off the new black keycard room

[gritty python]

Friend of mine did too

wanted to strangle him

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/lion-lion-mentality-stare-anything-that-speaks-small-dog-gif-15965921308779714815

[soft coral]

the lion continues to play this god awful shit game

[fast garden]

dude

i just bought like

50 sas drives

[ancient marsh]

not this gei mexican

[ancient marsh]

brother chill

[ancient marsh]

i am actively praying for this barter to get removed

[fast garden]

theres a purchase limit of 1 a restock

gg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[fast garden]

if you did not insta dm tigz the moment i found it

id be big bucks right now

sadge

well on the bright side ill have them for that ig

nvm thats a ceramic plate

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden tarkov dogecoin crashed

brother left holding 50 sas drives

[fast garden]

that was 7 mil of sas drives

they were like 68k

i thought i was up

i was, in fact, down

[soft coral]

ok google

[fast garden]

this is still in the game btw

(not the pickles)

yeah the thor armor is like the only barter added to the game that was interesting

gg

[wintry ridge]

No pickles???

[soft coral]

yes the pickles

[glacial haven]

the forbidden eagle gunpowder alternative

[stark torrent]

pickleing my shit rn

[glacial haven]

you're on woods, shturman is currently shoving his entire svds up there

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

absolutely terrible day to be literate

[compact knoll]

I noticed

https://youtu.be/kav7tifmyTg?si=5fZHB078-WP1bX_C

[fast garden]

My friend was like

“I don’t think I’ve hit lvl 30 sub 100 raids before”

I said

Yeah xp in pve is easier to get and the extra bosses being present helps a lot too

Genuinely haven’t spoken to me or appeared online in 5 days

I think they killed themselves but I just can’t prove it

[soft coral]

true and yeah thats true thats true thats pretty true

[fast garden]

!ptrue

[spring fable]

maybe he got tired of listening to a broken record
or he just has a real life and thats why he plays pve

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-smile-reaction-the-boys-gif-6996495017831526598

[fast garden]

Pve player hearing pve slander and assuming they know anything about the relationship between two people

Never change retards

Actually it wasn’t even pve slander

Saying “pve is easier” is simply a fact

Saying xp is easier to get in pve is also simply a fact

[soft coral]

!true

[safe summit]

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[soft coral]

ahaa....

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@fast garden hop on bitchass

https://youtu.be/gyO5zhBI9U8?si=_nBkM2P9TZHL-_AL

this video lives in my head rent free

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-nikita-bye-gif-15936245997769360069

[spring fable]

lol

[fast garden]

I am at the eye doctor

[ancient marsh]

the lengths a man goes to improve KD

[soft coral]

wtf

[fast garden]

I wear glasses

It’s been ages since I last went and I need new frames

[soft coral]

aah

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1442546727474303016/1764000342859.png?ex=6925d3d5&is=69248255&hm=05ca27ce346daf33a71fb6bac21c94c95d8b1e3ead73ee5e555945ce8d64d42a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1235&height=720

sheef's gf was playing on his acc

14k concurrent viewers

she launched a poll

like 70 people vote

🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖

[fast garden]

God bless man

14k watching sheef

We knew it was bots then

The poll was a nail in the coffin

[fast garden]

I bet it’s more entertaining watching her play anyway

[cyan garnet]

i swear most of them viewbot

do they not

[ancient marsh]

tigz doesn't 100%

[cyan garnet]

throw impact nade directly at someone feet and it hits the doorframe

imma kill myself cause of this game one day

[fast garden]

Meanwhile the pscav with impact nade at exfil snipes me from 20 meters with a perfect fireball

Told the eye doctor I play tarkov and he called me unc

I also told him while I was working I played about six to seven hours a day

He goes

“Six seven hehheh”

@stark torrent artyom is asleep this means we can play when I’m home and actually make progress

I think I just need to finish cargo x 4 and pun 4 and I get Lightkeeper

Task start anyway

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden

tigz chat

he was playing 5 mans

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

"a real marine squad"

oh lord hes a wannabe larper

[fast garden]

Whatever you say phatkushlord69

[ancient marsh]

it's a joke

aimed at the larpers

he's a 3 year sub bro

[soft coral]

aah

ok good joke

[ancient marsh]

i thought you would understand it by "vietnamese preschool"

the new lever action is insane

one shotting ai pmcs from like 300 meters

[stark torrent]

yeah that thing is S tier

m80 ammo at lvl 20 and gun at lvl 14

[ancient marsh]

without any major zero adjustments either

basically i aim dead on

at most the bottom of the red dot in the middle

[soft coral]

new op gun they will nerf to the ground in 3 weeks gg

[ancient marsh]

i thought this gun was gonna be dogshit

cause i thought it used regular 7.62x51

and i didnt think it would count as a bolty

AND I DIDNT THINK THEY WOULD GIVE IT lvl 4 AMMO AT TRADERS LVL 2

[stark torrent]

it was jaeger 2 at lvl 14 first for 90 rounds a reset but they moved it to 60 rounds at mechanic 2 lvl 20

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/5Cjrp23lBSM?si=Btj8V64nI0HgmG-z @stark torrent

over 16 fucking years old

gg we actually lost

[glacial haven]

I bet he has a scoreboard hanging in the living room

[soft coral]

barren wasteland

[fast garden]

I remember

[soft coral]

@fast garden yeah I can see a lot

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden

this ENTIRE tangia

was chewbaca grunts

in the wookie language

not a single word was said

just noises

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

Glory to our beautiful nation

https://tenor.com/view/cat-salut-salute-بسبس-تحيه-gif-11022171827428701157

[nova cloak]

New tarkov map leaked (||joke||)

[soft coral]

sir please nade yourself

[nova cloak]

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

saw a shampoo scent called "pumpkin of the spice"

[ancient marsh]

customs expansion

[glacial haven]

how did the street raids go after i headed out

and your electricity came back lmao

[compact knoll]

Havent done any

Just woke up

[glacial haven]

lmao

queue in another 5 deaths and 3 crashes

[compact knoll]

Such a clusterfuck

I hate streets

Ill be on in 5, if you wanna watch

[glacial haven]

I'll take a nap in a bit, I have been working till now

I have also realised that I have not copied all of my files from the linux distro, gotta boot into that later as well and copy over the rest lmao

[compact knoll]

Sleep well

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/997054360754331689/1442592309060440304/image.png?ex=6925fe48&is=6924acc8&hm=e14010744f9471e3bd17360f40a8495117edd7b28b2dcc0231a8e6999d171197&

lighthouse moment

[glacial haven]

Thanks

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qt8P4rBhNY

did you even know this got new parts?

wwould be nice if we got patchnotes to know this

[glacial haven]

5000 lines trust

[ancient marsh]

the fix to crates not opening when you are moving was promised 3000 coding lines ago

[glacial haven]

They said 5000 lines, I am quite certain that it's like 50 bug fixes and the rest are just nikita using the changelog.txt as a personal diary

[mortal trench]

5000 lines? didnt they say 5000 "bugs" in the release livestream

[viral egret]

line #4432 : A woman broke my heart so i broke her bones

line #3324 : Black dick accessory unlockable after paying prapor 72 billion roubles and 42 million usd

line #4882 : Devs weren't paid

[glacial haven]

i don't remember exactly if it was bugs or lines but whatever it may have been, either of those are obviously not true

[viral egret]

line #1472 : Scavs were buffed

[mortal trench]

no patchnotes, unpayed trainees already had enough to do fixing the game

[viral egret]

inb4 nikita just generates 5k lines of patchnotes with AI

he didnt say what game it'd be from did he

[mortal trench]

that what i said outloud as he said "you read that there are over 1000 fixes in the teaser, yeah its actually more than 5000"

[mortal trench]

he is doing the microsoft approach to programming xD

[glacial haven]

I just found this article while searching for patch notes, maybe they were stealth posted but no

A week ago

[viral egret]

how tf

scavs were already cucked as is

now they shoved a umbrella up their ass and opened it

[glacial haven]

So the AI was even more debuffed on release, it is literally just decoration with the ability to potentially hurt you at this point

[mortal trench]

imagine if we actually got some serious tactical clothing instead of the shit we got
no real camouflage patterns and even if there are there are no matching tops and bottoms

[ancient marsh]

this feels AI generated

[viral egret]

bosses are the only things that were strong as an ai

and even then they were weakish

[hollow patrol]

nikita got domed by a scav 😔

[stark torrent]

yeah a lot of guns actually got new parts , i guess this goes into Nikita's " i like players to discover stuff "

[mortal trench]

nvg eye scavs on nightime seems about right

[viral egret]

players will discover that nikita is having an affair

[ancient marsh]

nikita should discover heterosexuality

[glacial haven]

Even if it is, they scrape that information from other news sites, either way, it must be true because the AI actually feels like it's lobotomised now

AI characters will also no longer aim for the head if they have not seen the player for at least 15 seconds., ah

yeah makes sense, lines up with what i have said lmao

[mortal trench]

id prefer some middle ground between lobotomite and will smell you scoping at his head from 500klicks away

[glacial haven]

They will now stay the way they are to appease to the new playerbase

[hollow patrol]

how about go full in on the ai that beats your ass, fuck anyone who complains in the ass

[mortal trench]

ofc they will
otherwise they wont make money from people buying it on steam

so daddy nikita can buy a third lambo or smth

[glacial haven]

Unironically, that was their previous behaviour, they were extremely fucking aggressive and could smell you aiming at them

[fast garden]

Yeah I always look through new parts

[glacial haven]

They would also continue aiming at you through any obstacle until you walked away far enough

[fast garden]

There’s a new one for the sr3m as well

And several for other guns too

[ancient marsh]

and a random stock for uzi

and an MCX stocks adapter for ar15s

[hollow patrol]

that sounds like ass i feel like it could be done better

[ancient marsh]

or was it aks?

[fast garden]

MDR, AK12, new stock adapter for several guns

[ancient marsh]

aks

[fast garden]

Both

[glacial haven]

Raiders and other AI would even rush you but all of that just kinda feels like it's gone now lmao

[hollow patrol]

like im saying have difficult ai but not just pure esp

[glacial haven]

Only goons / guards will still run after you

[hollow patrol]

but whatever

[mortal trench]

i remember that there was some kind of lever that you could add to the m4 that cuts reload by like a second or smth. that was added before 1.0 right?

[hollow patrol]

im eepy gn retards

[glacial haven]

To be fair, finding a middleground there is not easy

[fast garden]

This site has pulled these ai change notes from fucking ages ago

I want to say they did this like 2-3 wipes ago or more

[mortal trench]

atleast they dont brush wookie you to death now

[glacial haven]

Fair enough, I am just speaking from my experience

And it lined up with what was said

[hollow patrol]

i feel like theres things you could do like not getting seen through walls and having npcs aim or search like the last spot you were seen/heard in, instead of right on your balls through any wall

im no expert on developing ai though

[glacial haven]

They do that but a bit too well, in PvE for example you're basically tagged and cursed after the first shot on Ground Zero

They will all come swarming

All of them

[fast garden]

Ai has been lobotomized for over a year now

[hollow patrol]

gg ez

anyway yea im off gn

[fast garden]

The best change they did was make them suppressive fire your last known position

[mortal trench]

deus ex did it before in the 2000s lol
and then again with human revolution

[fast garden]

But retards complained about actually being shot by scavs so it got removed

[glacial haven]

They really do that?

[glacial haven]

Ah

I was about to ask when they do it lmao

[fast garden]

Was in the game for like a few months max

Was AMAZING literally the best change they ever did to the lively ness of a map

[pallid bolt]

I think the AI should utilize a MOA system instead of a system that makes them either aim at you or not. For example, when an AI first sees you they can have a MOA of 80-100, so they will most likely miss. This rapidly starts shrinking until you get to like, the standard MOA of the weapon they're using. Bosses and rogues can have reduced upper ends and or faster decrease timers

[fast garden]

That’s effectively how it works schleppa

Like exactly how

[mortal trench]

some scavs were absolutely bs tho
friend has a clip where he was shot in the head from a scav with a broken aksu from scav island on shoreline with the first shot he fired

[pallid bolt]

This way there's no possibility of the AI always missing the first few bullets and being unable to track you

[glacial haven]

I mean, let's be fair, the biggest threat is supposed to be the actual PMC's on the map but scavs shouldn't just be like a pinata with shit loot and a chance for a labs card or something

[fast garden]

That had nothing to do about suppressive fire

And also unlucky it happens

But nowhere near as much as it used to

[mortal trench]

i mean in the past. there was no suppressive fire feature back then

[fast garden]

The thing is that you can just entirely ignore scavs 95% of the time and they pose no threat

[spring fable]

still they could be buffed a bit
and they could tune down the laser a little on the bosses instead

[fast garden]

Rogues are still absurd

I wish the rogues just had normal boss ai

[compact knoll]

Ai will lock onto you, laser you

[glacial haven]

Yes, they are still as fucking aids as I remember them

[compact knoll]

But thats all it can do

[glacial haven]

They will do everything in their power to fucking get rid of you

[compact knoll]

When it comes to movement it shits itself

[mortal trench]

dont peek over the mountains or youll get a head full of m855a1

[fast garden]

You mean m856

They don’t spawn with shit

RARELY you get PBP uzi and 56a1 m4

[pallid bolt]

Don't you dare look at the mounted mg guy from 600 meters. You have a 50 cal enroute to your brainstem

[glacial haven]

I am surprised that Armored Train still exists on Lighthouse, must be for the extreme vip's because you ain't accessing it

[fast garden]

So they beam you from like, 430m max with dogshit

[mortal trench]

they dont anymore? damn no point in farming them now ig

[spring fable]

i found the rouges to be relatively pleasant actually
like them being so agresive gives you a window to kill them when they sprint at you
sanitar and shturmann just will sit at range and 360 noscope you the second you peek

[fast garden]

They have guns with good attachments sometimes, more than they used to

Like LPVOs and shit

[mortal trench]

but no good ammo anymore?

[fast garden]

Just like the car exfil

[fast garden]

I haven’t seen BP rogue in like 7 wipes

[glacial haven]

Military v-ex must be even worse because you're forced to walk in front of the entire crew, twice

[mortal trench]

you can get to car easily via the lake. rogues cant even shoot you there

[glacial haven]

Once on a roof and once at the literal front

And they are accurate, they do not waste ammo

[fast garden]

Right until the ground rogues on building 1 are jerking in the forest

Also

How do you cross the bridge without dying or killing the bridge gunners from 500m away first

[mortal trench]

you pick usec lol

[pallid bolt]

You don't

[fast garden]

The ground rogues on building 3 also roam pretty far into the mountains

[fast garden]

U can sec my balls

There’s literally zero reason to pick usec

You have to kill them at some point

And then they treat you like a bear for the next raids

BTR charges more for services

[mortal trench]

pmc choice is so arbitrary anyways. pick usec and lighthouse is easy life

[fast garden]

And now there’s shit with the ruaf guys (surely)

[glacial haven]

Gotta love it tho, the USEC Camp on Woods is the most stacked camp, then you have the BEAR Camp behind some dumpster on Interchange, looks like a bunch of hobo's waiting for the store to close and then steal shit

[fast garden]

Usec is not that stacked

It’s decent

The bear camps are loaded despite being smaller

[low iris]

mfw it was gonna be shit on streets anyway so there would be nearly no point for most of the playerbase who still lag hard as fuck on that map

[glacial haven]

I have not once left the USEC Camp with an empty inventory, it always has goodies

[stark torrent]

yeah they moved the loot from USEC across other places like the abandoned bunker ( cooler bunker ) and Train Depot , that one is truly full of shit

[mortal trench]

what does it have. 2 industrial crate spawns, like 2 loose valuable spawns. 1 or 2 loose med item spawns for opto/ledx and some low/mid ammo and attachments

forgot the food items

[pallid bolt]

The secondary bear camp down the road from usec on woods always gives me high tier Russian ammo

[glacial haven]

I mean, I almost always spawn at the most dogshit places on Woods, so that camp is what built my hideout for a bit

[pallid bolt]

5.45 BT Igolnik, 762 PP

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[mortal trench]

the trailer where they unmount from the btr is still up btw

[low iris]

rewatched the raid movie and man the idea of tarkov is 100x better than the shitty game we have rn

they should have just stuck to making live action shit instead of railing their game every update

[glacial haven]

But I gotta admit, usec camp is not as good as it was when I last played tarkov

[mortal trench]

i mean yeah. but woods is alright for a map. no big player funnels and enough things to loot on the whole map just not in one place though

[low iris]

the only good update was that one where they made it so the recoil for the guns was lowered by a shitton so everything is useable lol

[glacial haven]

I don't really like woods, I just go on there because I have to do quests