💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

saaaaar

[fleet carbon]

Friend from the west pt1 is impossible this wipe

Why is no one an usec

actually it might be cause I've been playing more on south american servers and everyone is less of a cuck there

[fleet carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-gif-5823611854882423999

The true reason why the game is 1.0 ready

[little flame]

nice aim in

[wintry ridge]

why are shotguns balanced like this in arena

the fucking bolties get instakill rounds but shotguns get neglected so hard

flechette takes like 4 headshots to kill while every faster firing rifle takes 2 at most

flesh ammo dont do shit in last hero

20 rounds of flechette is like 1k ammo cost

wtf is this

[cyan garnet]

why are you using a shotgun in arena

[digital remnant]

Is it prapor that gives you stuff from codes?

[cyan garnet]

uzi pro with rip is the answer

[keen sparrow]

This. This is art.

[wintry ridge]

for my customs tac map tokens

[keen sparrow]

An attempt was made.

[soft coral]

I was about to say

[gritty python]

looks like a suppressed lr-300

[soft coral]

kinda but its the carbine from gta5

[wintry ridge]

surprised theres no lr300 in tarkov

[little flame]

dayum

[compact knoll]

@fast garden be there in 5

[little flame]

tired sry gonna play some singleplayer game ty for raids guys @fast garden @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

rest well

[little flame]

ty boss

[digital remnant]

my fucking promo codes went to my pve lol wtf

[ancient marsh]

REXANA MAKES WORST CARBINE RIFLE ATTEMPT IN TARKOV EVER
ASKED TO LEAVE #💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/morinho-shh-gif-10913512

Sir you're too loud

[ancient marsh]

wtf is that sight btw

that looks like hot ass

[keen sparrow]

you look like hot ass

lmao

[blazing basin]

ELCAN

[ancient marsh]

it looks like a chinesium elcan

compare

[keen sparrow]

It's their 1.5x-6x version

[ancient marsh]

shakhin headaah

[keen sparrow]

can't expect you permanently online retards to know anything about irl gun stuff though

[fast garden]

whos retarded

[keen sparrow]

This retard Xal

[ancient marsh]

i know u not talkin man

[keen sparrow]

doesn't know there's more Elcans than the 1-4

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1441866741364953258/level-200.png?ex=69235a8b&is=6922090b&hm=ab5e8761245d9dd4f0cd4673b67f4b4ea15b3ba3de80dcd8524358b9cf208ba0&

[keen sparrow]

yeah, that's what i thought

stfu

[gritty python]

you have space

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1418956154230280252/1441837782187245621/GIAT_FAMAS_5.56x45_Assault_Rifle_2025-11-2218-08-22.png?ex=69233f93&is=6921ee13&hm=c129d8ebd16f3b6b304eb2d5e481c217c3bfd83f3a9b0ab0aa35a56df94af616&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=480

fucking yikes

[gritty python]

yeah nah that looks like a nerf gun

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

Ready for battle.

[ancient marsh]

anything but a job

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

yep, it's everywhere

[viral egret]

dude has a criminal record the only job he can apply to is one in prison

or a cashier or some shit

[ancient marsh]

holy shit he got rolled into a kebab man

ggs

[daring torrent]

i keep getting hunted down by partisan

dont even have low karma

[ancient marsh]

he just spawns sometimes

[daring torrent]

ive started just throwing grenades at random

caught him like once

earlier he ambushed me in the pier building at shoreline and immediately head, eyed me

lost my tp

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gibbon-sad-gibbon-monkey-sad-monkey-gif-19435323

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh

@soft coral

[soft coral]

new op gun whats new in the world

[soft coral]

history repeats itself

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kennedy-laugh-gif-23228614

[pallid bolt]

A SAS drive gets you a Thor IC?

That seems suspiciously cheap

Does it not come with plates

[ancient marsh]

no plates but its still profit

@pallid bolt i told that method to tigz on stream

he thought it comes with plates

he almost banned

me

i said "it's still profit sell it to rag"

and now he said "not even i understand" to a guy asking what he's doing

to not fuck up the method

[next temple]

@compact knoll

3:25 hits you like a slegehammer to the balls

https://youtu.be/o7LghHLfsBU?si=RYJkZ5P-cKVcyxf6

Oh shit its tarmov channel

Whatever

[compact knoll]

https://vxtwitter.com/SafetyNotorious/status/1991401866719269307

SafetySwipe (@SafetyNotorious)

Glock Gen V go brrrrrrrrrrr

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 20, 2025, 7:02 AM

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral about to be zooted

[soft coral]

wtf is this tropical ahh outfit

is bro visiting streets of tarkov or streets of los santos

instead of fighting scavs this mf fighting ballas

[ancient marsh]

i can see why you were in jail

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDOx4iz2TqU&list=RDjDOx4iz2TqU&start_radio=1

Yo i wonder if Piru is still a set

[soft coral]

kind of interesting that the welcome to los santos theme songs that plays during the lamar and franklin intro sequence of hte mission isn't a seperate file

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

but embedded within the final audio of the mission

its like part of hte entire thing

interesting

[keen sparrow]

You rippin GTA5 music?

[soft coral]

yes :)

it may take quite a few hours but I can rip all the radio stations without too much issues and then edit the metadata so theyrenice and organised

[soft coral]

quite easy to do actually
use open4 and go to x64- audio and find the radio stations

they even have the little intermediate bits between songs within the file so you can rip every song and the radio chatter and edit the metadata so its song -> chatter -> song and so on

[ancient marsh]

WOW LOOKS LIKE DOGSHIT

period blood build

[keen sparrow]

So the chatter is seperate or?

[soft coral]

chatter is its own short 10 second or so file

within the main radio station file

ie

radio_hip hop_old

has every song in that radio and the seperate chatter bits and even the longer talking parts of the dj

its not just one massive 2 hour file

its all seperate

[keen sparrow]

Here, is this better?

jfc

[soft coral]

it unironically is

[soft coral]

kinder surprise ahh ak

[keen sparrow]

It's right off the flea, no attachments lol

[soft coral]

if supreme and izhmash had a baby

lord jesus

you ask dante what is the 9th circle of hell he describes this

@keen sparrow the chatter even has variations

so that it doesn't sound as repetitive on repeat listens of a given radio station

[keen sparrow]

I usually turn the radio off in GTA

have ever since 4

4 had some alright tunes but

[soft coral]

you sir need to be shot

5 has some great tunes

[keen sparrow]

5 it's all dogwater

[soft coral]

no

[keen sparrow]

nah dogwater

[soft coral]

legit false

holy airball

please no more wrong takes

[keen sparrow]

san andreas was peak

4 was aight

5 = dogwater

[soft coral]

before I fly to us and strap a c4 to your asshole

[soft coral]

ah nvm rose tinted glasses

[keen sparrow]

pog Ivan's touiching my asshole

[soft coral]

no point in arguing

[keen sparrow]

it's more like

[soft coral]

rope and chair mate

have a good one

[keen sparrow]

the quality of music from the states has gone down drastically

[soft coral]

bro its a video game chill

[keen sparrow]

says the dude telling me to off myself

go rip your tunes buddy

[soft coral]

I am

[keen sparrow]

ragebait builds aside, this is what i actually run

[soft coral]

krechet lowkey underrated

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

dogwater supp

[ancient marsh]

no it's an actual submarine periscope

[keen sparrow]

incoming dude that doesn't like anything that isn't made by BSG

[ancient marsh]

ragebait not taken

[keen sparrow]

Show us your favourite gun build, please

legit curious what goes on in that egg salad of yours

[ancient marsh]

mate you've been to jail, let's not

[keen sparrow]

oo he knows 1 thing about me

better run with that

[soft coral]

sneezed and farted at the same time

damn

I took a screenshot

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[compact knoll]

@fast garden how do those translate to english on my profile

[granite coral]

BITCH BOY GAME IS BORED MY LIFE
-# Translated from :flag_tr: Turkish to :flag_gb: English

[keen sparrow]

huh

Google please

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow selfish?
how much?

[keen sparrow]

[fluid gyro]

brain on autopilot

i shoot the green flare on mira aveas i run twords the sniper

[ancient marsh]

may god bless this woman

i always get sad when i see disabled people

[compact knoll]

@fast garden

[real solstice]

Either they buffed the shit out of 5.45 BP or they meant to say 7.62 BP

[compact knoll]

the buffed it yes

[soft coral]

so you get sad when u look in the mirror?

[spring fable]

injector case is tradeable on flea, right?

[keen sparrow]

I thought about it but i didn't want to be a prick right after he said "God bless this woman"

[ancient marsh]

Did you actually feel clever typing this out

[soft coral]

sry xal but i had to do it

you fell right into it

NOT MY FAULT

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

anyway

gn

[soft coral]

pussy

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

may not be up to date but

[spring fable]

hm

[stark torrent]

yeah it still is on live as well

[keen sparrow]

so you can, okay

[spring fable]

i may have fucked myself a little more than i thought

back when chemical part 3, i accidentally handed it in to prapor, since these guys changed it so you auto take all the 3 quests

since i dont have a injector case, i do not have it examined

hence, it doesnt show on flea
so i cant get one until lvl 37 unless i just happen to find one in raid, which is probably not gonna happen

[fast garden]

it would still show on flea

regardless of it being examined

type in injectors case and remove the barter lockout filter

[spring fable]

hm
that worked, thanks
now i only have to wait to lvl 35

fucking game

[daring torrent]

got a 314 key and got injector at lvl 12

https://tenor.com/view/triple-h-wwf-wwe-the-game-gif-20998973

[spring fable]

i was not so lucky so far

[daring torrent]

BRUH

i got the new 5.45 rifle in there and its really good

[spring fable]

british?

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409572141753565265/1441928328503361616/eKcU4aCfhAYJ7Gv0.mp4?ex=692393e7&is=69224267&hm=aa949565edb43e01b8e3b70b4efda998aaa4e88db4367de4e35ff895a799d8e9&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[keen sparrow]

cool Stankrat cartoon

[compact knoll]

customs done

4 headshots

[fast garden]

i have genuinely made 3 mil off this

die and sit in menu? oh well

teamate doing gunsmith? oh well

[keen sparrow]

no

did they really?

Is the ending really just a giant joke?

[fast garden]

what did you expect

this is also like

[keen sparrow]

Not Kerman

[fast garden]

the super fuciing simplified one

well i kinda wanted to get the cultist ending but uh

if thats not the hardest im not doing it

[compact knoll]

4 man in dorms

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

killed 3

[compact knoll]

a true marine never speaks ill of fuel

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-gay-porn-gif-25460882

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1441962603763990620/Follow_goonbotube_pipsqueakC-__realorganicbehavior_on_tt.mp4?ex=6923b3d3&is=69226253&hm=254a95278c1a16950a3f23d20e3c836f4bdc73ccc18e4700bea03e4142df1213&

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/sMYFrtpEBoQ?si=gxB0mS0qKMLz7KbM

[winged mica]

Kinda wack how Tarkov still does not give you ability to add pouches on vests

[native crypt]

im pretty sure they scrapped modular rigs permanently

[winged mica]

Damn

That sucks

[fast garden]

it would be a shit ton of effort and complexity and not many peoplewould really care

[winged mica]

Running w plate carrier that has no inv slot

Crazy

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

It would've been far more complex than adding attachments to helmets

I know this because i've seen people ask if and when patches could ever be added to rigs/vests. Answer's pretty much never.

[wraith wagon]

a week late to wipe and its been my best wipe by far

50% surv and a 6kd

key locked for most quests now tho

[fast garden]

yeah

[wraith wagon]

ive been using it whilst treating tarkov like cod

[fast garden]

goodbye 6 legas

[wraith wagon]

works so far

im not doing arena this wipe

[fast garden]

the fit is fire

[wraith wagon]

sucks the fun out the game

the fit is decent

[fast garden]

ive more or less only used it for cases

[wraith wagon]

pre order clothes look better imo

fair enough

[fast garden]

i like the EMR pants but the reverse sumrak is whatever

if it was a full EMR set id be happy as hell

the new EMR 6b45 armors are nice

@compact knoll

[pallid bolt]

If we got a full 100% camo scheme with armors and such included, that would be cool

Ratnik head to toe, then multicam or whatever for USEC

Even just olive drab

[native crypt]

M81 woodland and flecktarn would be kino

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

Od green would also be nice

Also the Mac v sog tiger stripe camo now that we have the m16a1

[fast garden]

thats why im happy with what i got on

[compact knoll]

the lion was getting tea while bringing out all his teammate's gear

[fast garden]

shit matches

[compact knoll]

and was afk for 5 minutes

[fleet carbon]

What happens when you get an ending? Like can you go back and do them all?

I swear to god if you have to wipe to do each ending that's gonna be legitimately so beyond retarded

[fast garden]

we dont know

but like

why would you be able to get all 4 endings without some kind of progress wipe

[pallid bolt]

I don't think the ending will really change anything in game.

Maybe they'll just put you back before you complete the final quest

[fast garden]

theres apparently a cool menu screen

depending on the ending

so theres that

i like the cultist one a lot but ill do the perfect ending first

[fleet carbon]

Because you already gotta play this shit like it's a 9-5 to reach LK you can't actually expect people to wipe 4 times for a cutscene and some shit ass scripted events

Otherwise they're just gonna look it up on youtube and it's a loss-loss

[fast garden]

lightkeeper is really not that bad

[compact knoll]

says the guy playing 9 to 5

btw

[fast garden]

seriously though

[compact knoll]

even worse actuially

[fast garden]

look at the requirements

[compact knoll]

tis closer to 12 to 5

wait im retarded

12 hours

OF TARKOV

EVERY FUCKING NIGHT

AGHHHHH

[fast garden]

alright man thats if you want lightkeeper in a week or 2

and thats not gonna happen

but guess what

[pallid bolt]

What are his quests like

I've never sniffed him

[compact knoll]

we have like 4 quests until lk

[fast garden]

non wiping character

its more like 16

[compact knoll]

well

kinda

[fast garden]

not many

[pallid bolt]

I always figured it was some horseshit like collect 10 labs folders

[fast garden]

theres like

[compact knoll]

we could techinaclly unlock network today

[pallid bolt]

Then break your nuts on every map

[fast garden]

one bullshit annoying task

and its the 5 cofdms

the actual 10 lightkeeper tasks are also piss fucking easy aside for like 2

[compact knoll]

pun 4 is the only really hard one

[fleet carbon]

Like a mix of prapor, peacekeeper and jaeger quests but with actually good rewards

[fast garden]

like this is baby shit

totally attainable for the average player in a non wiping session but most people just think he is so out of reach

what it really is is that he isnt required for kappa

so people doing prestige dont bother

[fleet carbon]

Which game edition do you have

[pallid bolt]

Idk man, gunsmith 10 is a super nailbiter

[fleet carbon]

If you're EoD or above then there you have it

[compact knoll]

eating them toes with the sr2m

[fast garden]

anytime you tell this guy that its not that bad he hits you with that "spent less money on the game" stare

[compact knoll]

when a standard edition says something so eodphobic you gotta hit them with the Gamma stare

[keen sparrow]

ask them how life was before stash level 2

[fast garden]

3 stm 2 toz

ez

[pallid bolt]

I don't know how I ever played this game with standard stash

You can't save a damn thing. Like 2 loadouts and a couple junk items and that's it

[keen sparrow]

My 1.0 PVE is standard level 1 stash

I'm not playing PVE anymore, lol

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

least profitable woods raid

little timmie did a pot shot with a vpo, lost his stomach and died in a ditch somewhere

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1442010317155467386/Escape_From_Tarkov_2025.11.23_-_06.03.06.07.DV2R_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6923e042&is=69228ec2&hm=679daecb367757a4e44e7f36ddf30541e9818abeaeb9a45839bf2ad8f209bbe8&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1442010318187397261/Escape_From_Tarkov_2025.11.23_-_06.03.06.07.DVR_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6923e043&is=69228ec3&hm=65618599a6259f856f9f44001c0213a5f291e7550471d5b8532dd9cb58de472a&

[compact knoll]

polikhim keycard

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rifleman-chuck-connors-keith-saunders-western-sheriff-gif-16213659

[compact knoll]

ground zero be like

[keen sparrow]

is that Lucas McCain?

Rifleman?

[native crypt]

yes

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1442021928402555064/Screenshot_20251123-081944.jpg?ex=6923eb13&is=69229993&hm=9a64496c3b7ad62879e44c19fbbaed7793a44a4643dd056d4b1223d87d8e572d&=&format=webp&width=1032&height=1342

[compact knoll]

@fast garden bring a backpack too

[fast garden]

you said 20 min im already speedrunning the woods chains

through a wall btw

god bless

[frosty basalt]

died to a shotgun extract camper at railway

[fast garden]

customs is gonna be setup hell

[gritty python]

I feel like they’ve upped rates for keys like that, cuz i’ve already found 2 314 marked keys in factory jackets

Whereas last wipe i found one in 300h of playing

unlucky ig

[fast garden]

polikhim only spawns on cultists

and is rare

[compact knoll]

shooter born roubles are found in raid i guess

[compact knoll]

doubt?

i find a lot in cabinets

not many in jackets

[fast garden]

yeah thats just ungodly luck

esp for factory jackets

[fast garden]

well gg

artyom dont open urs

fuck me man

gg

lightkeeper has never been fucking easier

[stark torrent]

i heard that one before

[stark torrent]

oh ok so i need to go lighthouse and find the group

aight

i guess we pay that 20k

btw ez money flipping ref's battlepass Justice red dot and the earbuds

[fast garden]

first scav death since before hardcore wipe happened earlier

scav with 9a91 on dorms blows my head smoove off without even making a firing sound due to 150 ping

we traded lol

[compact knoll]

Ggs man

Open a support ticket

@stark torrent come play

[soft coral]

9 in the morning u need help

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

i have the same street

[frosty wigeon]

i thought i was confident enuf
but when im doing raids in SPT i take more than 30 mins

bruh

my loot goblin addiction

[soft coral]

yeah cuz spt is ez

[keen sparrow]

It has its moments

[frosty wigeon]

well i guess im stuck at SPT and PVE

i tried prioritizing hideout items for upgrades

oh well maybe someday i can do live PVP if i play long enuf

[glacial haven]

I played a whole wipe of pvp and am now playing pve for the story, I can tell you with 100% confidence, pve does not translate well to pvp

Map knowledge and what items are worth picking up, yes

But not movement or combat, that stuff is at least 10x as hard if you have an actual player against you

[compact knoll]

Keep walking pveer, this is a pvp neighborhood

[compact knoll]

cant wait till you get to the 55 hour craft

[glacial haven]

If I would've wanted to play pvp, I would've had to start at the very start of the wipe

[compact knoll]

there are still a lot of retards

infact most of people we meet are timmies

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

I am playing pve to check out the story but damn, it really is pretty fucking boring

The story is cool but pve is just uneventful

[compact knoll]

come play pvp man

stop being a pve bitch

[keen sparrow]

oops

[glacial haven]

I have a fucking job, I can't invest 18 hours like you do for progression, I am going to still run Shooter born in heaven while you are rocking lvl5 gen4 body armour, killa altyn and rpk's just for fun

[compact knoll]

yes but so do the other retards

you will be doing sbih with the other retards

its fine

you will just have a gen4 retard running near you for protection

[glacial haven]

We'll see, maybe I will switch over if this shit starts to get way too boring

[compact knoll]

it wont get any less boring

that i know for sure

[keen sparrow]

lmao

[cyan garnet]

So true

[keen sparrow]

get carried in pvp or get called a pve bitch

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[keen sparrow]

great options

[cyan garnet]

The solo chad vs the triocel

[compact knoll]

sorry man, the trio rapes the small solo

[cyan garnet]

Sometimes

[glacial haven]

I now know why nikita had to beg for pve and pvp to get along

[keen sparrow]

it's pretty stupid and one sided though, gotta admit

no PVE player is calling PVP players 'pussy bitches'

[cyan garnet]

I usually play solo or with one friend who is immensly better then me

[glacial haven]

If there weren't bosses spawning in pve, I would probably think that there is nothing spawning and it's just a 3d aim trainer with bad performance

[compact knoll]

i dont like doing solo

its too serious

duo or trio i can play like a retard

and win anyway

[keen sparrow]

oh it's fucking horrible

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[keen sparrow]

there's 2 PMCs on every map, maybe, adn the rest is scavs that can hear you laoding mags from across the map

[compact knoll]

spters will say that spt ai is better

and then have 50 kd

[keen sparrow]

eh

[glacial haven]

pve is better than spt base ai but holy shit, it's not a long shot

both fucking suck

[keen sparrow]

here's the problem though

[glacial haven]

i think i could put a person with missing limbs at a computer and they would do more damage than your average scav in pve

[keen sparrow]

SPT counts scavs as a kill too

[compact knoll]

pve pmc ai can fuck you up

but if you know how to fight normal ai

they are not a threat

[glacial haven]

Yeah, if it ever stops drooling, it can actually do damage

[compact knoll]

so does tarkov

i think i have 1 pmc kd

[keen sparrow]

aids

[compact knoll]

i have 2 pmc kd

[keen sparrow]

so what the fuck do you play pvp for

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

bro you suck go play pve

[glacial haven]

But the issue with that is, there's like always a trio or squad of them, that's what makes it hard, they just throw a ton of people at you to make the situation difficult

[keen sparrow]

what's that thing ivan says

'Guantanamo bay couldn't waterboard this info out of me'?

[compact knoll]

when youre a solo, youre very flexible and fast

[keen sparrow]

I would 100% friendly fire someone if i played with other people

i would eventually end up solo anyways

[compact knoll]

i only blue on blued thee once i think

because i was retarded

[keen sparrow]

I've done it on accident once. mag dumped an AVT in my friend Tron's face

[compact knoll]

he had a matching bug and he didnt spawn in

and then he loaded in later

and he asks me where i am

i tell him

but i thought he was still matching

so when he ran to me i just lit him up

[compact knoll]

a single guy over level 30

i think you will be fine blood

[ancient marsh]

the solo chad listens to phonk edits as he loads back to stash after being molested by a 3 man

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

[soft coral]

xal catching strays oncd again

@stark torrent going with dad to make moonshine

[compact knoll]

holy fuck

i just cheater naded a guy

i threw a nade into tagillas goon cave

to check if he is there

and there is just a dead guy here

LOL

it was a v40 too

[frosty wigeon]

guys is it intentional that i can use the surv12 in special slot?

[compact knoll]

Yes

Cms too

Multiple too

[frosty wigeon]

iirc the only items in special slot is cms and other quest items

[compact knoll]

Markers

[frosty wigeon]

except toolkits?

[compact knoll]

Cameras

Paracord

Jammers

[glacial haven]

Compass

[compact knoll]

That's it i think

[frosty wigeon]

i still need alot to learn

[compact knoll]

Yeah compass

[frosty wigeon]

dont know how to use that

maybe in the long run

anyway
im using a strat of only bringing rig and backpack to raid with 1 gun and loot other helmet and armor and even knifes to sell after i extract

altho i dont think thats doable in live pve/pvp

coz i can be one tapped lol

also i always try to headshot so i can conserve ammo that i brought

unless they got helmet lol

[gritty python]

aim for the uncovered parts of their heads

If they got open ears/face, plink

[cyan garnet]

Its kinda impressive how bad arena runs

Solid 80 fps but stutters like a mf

[frosty wigeon]

yeah im still learning altho i only encounter unarmored scavs
the pmc are rare

[little flame]

we are so back

[gritty python]

i usually can’t tell if it’s me hitting 600% packet loss randomly or my frames dropping

[hollow patrol]

@pallid bolt over here hunting my shit i got lotion on my springfield rn yeah man im just fast fingered man im solo as fuckk man im a hunter man

i think im gonna make loadouts for just my like consumables and throwables and shit

so i dont have to worry about choosing all of those

[little flame]

time to die

[little flame]

got killed by a quiet nade

fuck this dogshit game

[soft coral]

going with dad to make alcohol gg

[gritty python]

have you been killed by instant transmission nades lately?

where they just appear at your feet

[soft coral]

@little flame @keen sparrow @stark torrent @fast garden

[viral egret]

bro is in the fucking lab

[stark torrent]

bro is gonna make 96% pure moonshine

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

ayooooo

reminds me of that discovery show moonshiners

[native crypt]

terragroup if it was Bulgarian

[soft coral]

also it reeks of fermented grape juice in here

[ancient marsh]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[soft coral]

mf said ew dude its just the grape leftovers chill you wuss

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @fast garden @native crypt

shutout to the blue water filter

[keen sparrow]

nothing a water hose with your thumb over it can't fix

[soft coral]

real

[keen sparrow]

I wasn't talking about the grape slurry, i meant just spray Xal like a cat who has misbehaved

[soft coral]

real

[keen sparrow]

It probably gets old fast but that looks fun

[brittle sinew]

Eastern european science lab

[soft coral]

@brittle sinew @keen sparrow @native crypt

they got the punp

pump*

gg

[brittle sinew]

I know you have a particle accelerator somewhere in there

Accelerate alcohol

[soft coral]

pure balkan pastime activities eight here

go in some remote place and it reeks of alcohol to brew more alcohol ggs KING

[brittle sinew]

Large hadron collider is actually located in Perperek, Bulgaria 🇧🇬📌

[soft coral]

REAL

[brittle sinew]

rakija 🙏

[soft coral]

yws

yes*

[keen sparrow]

So when the conspiracy theory guys said particle accelerators would conjure 'spirits', is this what they meant?

[brittle sinew]

Of course

[soft coral]

yeah

dw its all legal actually

:)

[keen sparrow]

I assumed it was tbh

only my bitchass country would make something like that illegal

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @brittle sinew

lord forbid something causes a spark in here

wed be getting a one way ticket to the moon...or the er

[keen sparrow]

Just don't gasp when it goes boom, you'll be okay, lol

[brittle sinew]

Checking for leaks

[soft coral]

no hes firing up the stove

[brittle sinew]

love to see it

[little flame]

lmao

[keen sparrow]

My grandfather who was a welder/welding inspector for 30+ years had a nat gas pipeline explode in his face once. Told me, while his face was lobster red, that if it weren't for the 'don't gasp' training, he'd probably be in the ICU

I always wondered what that training was like though.

"inhaling fire is bad for you. that is all"

[soft coral]

ye no shit

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral

[little flame]

fuck this map

THIS GUY

WAS SITTING

IN THE SHOWERS

IN CHALET

CAMPING

HOLY FK

[stark torrent]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ziusf7rWc04?si=XdgxibyM9cPdLfWQ

its so over

[soft coral]

@brittle sinew @keen sparrow

[little flame]

anyone wanna bley

@fast garden lmk once ur on

[soft coral]

no but later ill hop on vc to gra5@little flame

:3:thumbsUp2x:

[little flame]

what

[keen sparrow]

*GTA5

[little flame]

aaah

fair enoughn

maybe sir

ima play some isaac after this raid

[soft coral]

NOW LISTEN HERE

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cag-delta-mike-glover-cqb-gif-11148763210167327709

[soft coral]

i mean i join so we can talk

and chill

[ancient marsh]

why did they change quest rewards to say , instead of . like it used to

but not change the rest of the times rep is mentioned?

are they retarded?

[stark torrent]

tbf the comma looks weird

should have kept the dot

great change BSG fucking focus on the real stuff

[fleet carbon]

Might've been a m67. Those don't make the boom sound before detonating anymore

[stark torrent]

the M what grenade???

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-smile-reaction-the-boys-gif-6996495017831526598

[little flame]

6 7

LOOOL

ur so funny iedy

[glacial haven]

i hope your car leaks exhaust fumes into the driver cabin

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1423219961622429806/1312720246481621022.gif

holy stinker fucking prestige 4

this guy makes me look almost normal

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[glacial haven]

don't you have like 3k more hours than him?

[ancient marsh]

some mentally ill people in tigz chat bro

[stark torrent]

yes but doing prestige is infinetely less fun meaning bro just sold his soul to just task on repeat over and over

meanwhile i do enjoy doing some random raids some times without tasking non stop to relax

and given the fact that prestige 3 and 4 were added last wipe , bro basically did both in 1 wipe

[glacial haven]

keep in mind, there's a dude out there with 22k hours

[stark torrent]

yeah but isnt that a streamer or shit

or was it a sherpa

[glacial haven]

I have no clue but Nikita and his goblin mentioned him on TarkovTv

[stark torrent]

it was a sherpa then , yeah , at this point i am positive they get some sort of attention from BSG that is not official

or idk , i know they get ingame goodies

heals ammo and shit

[fleet carbon]

Sherpaing is completely voluntary and with no reward right

[stark torrent]

also i think they changed the rule a while back that you cant be a sherpa and a streamer at the same time

[fleet carbon]

at least a streamers' job relies on playing the game

[ancient marsh]

genuinely what's wrong with them

[glacial haven]

What even is the purpose of a sherpa? I have read something about helping newcomers get into the game

[stark torrent]

i mean on the outside yes, however sherpas are active in promoting the game as wel and shit in other places , and tbf it is exahusting, i think some russian sherpas do get some attention

but as i said , they cant publicly say that ofc

[fleet carbon]

Furthermore

[glacial haven]

what is that dude even talking about

[fleet carbon]

I don't think anyone has any idea whay an emissary is

[stark torrent]

this guy forgor his meds jesus

[ancient marsh]

bsg official carry service

[fleet carbon]

is that just an officially recognized streamer or some shit

[ancient marsh]

idk some mentally ill guy just venting about himself being fat miserable and lonely

[stark torrent]

no , i think they were the ones that dealt with official streams on BSG channel or shit , they are very few tho

[glacial haven]

to who? looks like the twitch mod view

[ancient marsh]

that's 7tv it allows u to see logs

[fleet carbon]

Kind of stupid to have them always on the loading screen tips

[glacial haven]

ah alright, fair enough

[stark torrent]

and sherpas were culled as well, as i said , BSG made a rule to not have streamers and sherpas anymore because a lot of them would afk with their sherpa tag in lobbies , basically promoting their channel name because sherpas were always at the top of the lobby queue

[ancient marsh]

bro how many viewers are u getting with that

[stark torrent]

some random timmy would see it and search it and there it is , i remember they used to be in customs lobby box 24/7

[glacial haven]

Probably just hate watchers that will insult you lmao

[stark torrent]

doesnt matter how many viewers he is getting because he would get them in afk time anyway , so any viewer is profit basically

as the streamer wasnt at his pc anyway

[ancient marsh]

i think tigz made fun of that guy in desmond's chat for streaming fortnite

and then that guy made an alt account

to type all that in tigz chat

genuinely mentally ill

[stark torrent]

a lot of sherpas were made fun of , i asked a guy on official discord with Thee about stuff and he didnt know , we went and tested it ourselves in offline raid after

[glacial haven]

damn

[stark torrent]

also sherpas cucksock bsg decisions a lot especially bad game decisions like telling people the sew it good zabralo quest is fine and you just need to be creative

just go stand at a perfect angle and distance from an explosive gas tank and blow it up and dont die

its that simple man

fucking paracord urselves

im going in a raid to play arithmetics with the game explosion radius to damage the zabralo to 74% so it can go for the quest

[fleet carbon]

It's a position that you get for being a kissass ofc they're like that

Why whould you put thousands of hours into a game without making money off it

I got 3k hours in tf2 and that was my favorite game, half the mfs I see in this game have at least 1k more lmao

[stark torrent]

i mean as everything, yeah , thats how it works sadly , Gingy is a prime example of that , girl never said a bad word about the game all her career and she is now whitelisted and preferred by BSG in any event and shit , they always raid her channel after TarkovTV etc

[ancient marsh]

bro said cucksock

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

I didn't even know that's a streamer item

When I first saw it

[fleet carbon]

Neither did I

[glacial haven]

Even now, I just thought about the Gingy keychain, I thought that's just some retarded ass made up name

[fleet carbon]

I think it's because streamer items tend to be useless

Gingy's keychain is part of the game progression more or less

[stark torrent]

also that yeah

that keychain can hold 4 keys so its good to bring it in raid as well

the only two items that are useful are WZ Wallet and Gingy Keychain and they are both married

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-vomit-gif-15669269131231828557

[glacial haven]

> Open Gingy Keyring
> Click Gingy Twitch and go on Twitter

Immediately greeted with a drug addict and her

[ancient marsh]

pve

didnt find crazy good loot on pvp today

[fleet carbon]

Omg

dude that's hilarious

[glacial haven]

It's about as retarded as the average pmc gear in pve, all of them are running fully stacked weapons

[fleet carbon]

he's the boyfriend from monster house

[fleet carbon]

Can pmcs outloot you in pve or are they just glorified scavs

[glacial haven]

At some point tattoos just make you look goofy as shit

[ancient marsh]

gingy
not ginger

[ancient marsh]

what does outloot you mean

[keen sparrow]

but you know.

[fleet carbon]

Pick up the good loot before you do and thus you miss it

[keen sparrow]

'Gingy' will have a four leaf clover as their item

[ancient marsh]

they "can" but it's rare

[ancient marsh]

their

[fleet carbon]

The vast majority of em do imo

And piercings make you look like a dumbass or an addict

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/and-youfunny-sowhat-gif-19699381

[glacial haven]

There's a difference between 1 - 2 tattoos and your body looking like someone trying to figure out if their pen just dried up or is empty

[ancient marsh]

i have so much good delicious tasty food at home

that i can't eat

i have fuckin

peanut butter

[glacial haven]

How long did the doc say you'll have to wait for a result?

[ancient marsh]

all types of nuggets, hams, cheeses

[ancient marsh]

my ultrasound is on 25th and i come back to her and update her

and then she sends me to an allergologist

[native crypt]

if you have bread and cheese you can make a grilled cheese

ez

[ancient marsh]

i don't think the diet did that much for me

[keen sparrow]

swear to God

the one thing everyone is allergic to

is following medical professionals' instructions

[glacial haven]

I mean, do you still have reactions, even from bland food?

[ancient marsh]

yeah but it's not rly "reactions"

it's just random flareups

reaction means something triggers it

[glacial haven]

Maybe acid levels or something, you'll see sooner or later

[fleet carbon]

With all due respect, which is very little, I don't get how you Americans can eat shit like the sweetened horse diarrhea that is peanut butter. Is it all the microplastics, hormones and steroids affecting your tastebuds?

I tried it and it was foul

[glacial haven]

I mean, I just used whatever word was the most accurate to go with the sentence while having basically 0 info lmao

[ancient marsh]

peanut butter ingredients:
peanut

maybe salt sometimes

???

[keen sparrow]

yeah what? wtf did you eat

[ancient marsh]

yeah i just clarified

[fleet carbon]

It tastes like it says "peanut-like" in small letters on the back

[ancient marsh]

you can make your own peanut butter at home

get a blender and some roasted peanuts buddy

some stuff at the supermarket is modified

peanut-butter wise

to keep it from separating

into peanut paste and oil

peanut oil*

if you make your own natural PB you would need to re-stir it every now and again before eating

[keen sparrow]

Some grocery stores here in the states have machines that grind the peanut butter right in front of you.

[keen sparrow]

This

[glacial haven]

This is the ingredients list of Jif peanut butter, which is (from what I have read) the most commonly used in the US:

Roasted Peanuts, Contains 2% Or Less Of: Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (rapeseed And Soybean), Mono And Diglycerides, Molasses, Sugar, Salt.

Seems pretty normal

[ancient marsh]

btw "rapeseed" is a crazy name for a plant

[keen sparrow]

the rapeseed and soybean oil is probably going to get phased out too btw

[fleet carbon]

I think I'll just stick to eating salted/unsalted peanuts

[ancient marsh]

or you can blend them and put them on bread

with some jam

cause it kinda sounds like you're an idiot and don't know what you are eating

[fleet carbon]

The sheer lack of awareness on the irony of that sentence

[keen sparrow]

agree with Xal actually, peanut buttter is pretty difficult to fuck up

[fleet carbon]

Brother the meat you eat is probably 80% saltwater and steroids

[keen sparrow]

hmmmm

nope

[ancient marsh]

brother you didn't even know peanut butter is just peanuts

[keen sparrow]

You think it is because i'm obviously from the states

but you don't know which state and where

most of the food where i live is farm to table.

[glacial haven]

"obviously"

[frosty basalt]

Winco!

[keen sparrow]

we're brash and opinionated

[fleet carbon]

I was saying there's probably a lot of chemicals in it, ofc it's mostly peanut

[keen sparrow]

don't tell nobody

lmao

[frosty basalt]

The roasted honey peanut butter

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, i was definitely talking about Winco.

[frosty basalt]

So good

[keen sparrow]

My mother was a cashier there for 9 fucking years, lol.

[frosty basalt]

Nice

[ancient marsh]

have you tried reading the ingredients list?

or do you just eat firrst

[keen sparrow]

that place kept my lil bro and i fed. They used to give the employees 500$ vouchers for the month of December

[native crypt]

This is the gamma server we can't read

[stark torrent]

[frosty basalt]

Dunno what ur shadow setting is but try medium or higher

[keen sparrow]

@fleet carbon after he eats

[glacial haven]

He's talking about the food quality in the United States like it's North Korea with 0 verification of ingredients 🧑‍🦼

[keen sparrow]

It's actually really annoying here, lol

[ancient marsh]

buddy thinks it's china or india

china had a scandal of cooking oil being transported in crude oil trucks

AFTER they carried crude oil

[frosty basalt]

Sounds appetizing

[keen sparrow]

Getting milk straight from a cow gets treated as bad as stealing or driving drunk

[frosty basalt]

But it’s not longer vegan

😔

[keen sparrow]

'Raw' milk

[glacial haven]

painting pigs black with car paint to drive up the price of them

[frosty basalt]

Sprouts sells raw milk 🥛 in California

[glacial haven]

[cyan garnet]

Its just a couple of insufferable autists that make it annoying

[fleet carbon]

I thought it was only illegal to distribute it?

[frosty basalt]

Nah

Depends where u live

[cyan garnet]

I be suckin that shit straight from the udder

[keen sparrow]

Isn't that stupid though?

It shouldn't be less legal to sell raw milk than it is to idk

piss in someone's mouth for a porn film

[fleet carbon]

You have to account for the moron-proof method and since they don't want the headache and bad publicity of some mf feeding it to their newborn instead of breastmilk, well you know

[keen sparrow]

you have somewhat of a point tho

West Virginians had to be reminded that they shouldn't give their newborns mountain dew in their bottles

[frosty basalt]

We’d certainly have less morons if we let people do it though

[fleet carbon]

Hold up don't think your government is in the right

Im pretty sure the French already have safer raw milk

[keen sparrow]

your mom has safer raw milk

[fleet carbon]

They just pasteurize it at a different temperature and for a different amount of time

[keen sparrow]

[frosty basalt]

If it’s pasteurized it’s no longer raw

Right?

[fleet carbon]

Yeah I used the wrong words

[frosty basalt]

I c

[fleet carbon]

But most of the flavour and bacteria are still there

[keen sparrow]

correct

[ancient marsh]

just drink normal milk you fucking freaks

[fleet carbon]

Which is why French milk and cheese tastes different

[keen sparrow]

or the diet is different

case in point^

[cyan garnet]

Wtf

[fleet carbon]

If you knew what American farmers feed their pigs and most of their chicken

[keen sparrow]

I don't eat pork

[frosty basalt]

Me neither

[keen sparrow]

nasty nasty disgusting

In my household it is Bison, Cow, or Chicken.

[frosty basalt]

You live on a reservation or smth bro

Did you feature in Rez Dogs now streaming on paramount+

[keen sparrow]

South Dakota, so the chances are high right?

[fleet carbon]

Actually I need more input for random Americans for this

Tell me how rare are bakeries where you live

[frosty basalt]

Bakery bakery or pastry shop

[keen sparrow]

wdym bakeries though

[frosty basalt]

There’s no bakeries round here

[fleet carbon]

Bakery bakery I was going to say

[frosty basalt]

Bakery in grocery store

[keen sparrow]

yeah, lol like a small family owned place or the like.. Franz plant

[fleet carbon]

Where you can buy bread made there and not industrialized

[frosty basalt]

It’s made there

In grocery store

The in house brand

[autumn estuary]

Depends how much sugar you want in your bread

[fleet carbon]

Well that's already a bad sign

[keen sparrow]

There are 5 where i live

[glacial haven]

Is there no individual stores specifically for baked goods?

[frosty basalt]

They put additives to prevent starch from recrystalizing

[glacial haven]

And no, I don't mean stuff like Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts

[frosty basalt]

For pastries yes

[glacial haven]

Interesting

[frosty basalt]

For bread almost none

The are “bakeries”

But nobody (poor) wants bread that’s soft in the morning and hard by evening here

that’s why they buy shelf stable

[glacial haven]

I already knew that pretty much but I am also aware that it could differ from state to state

[frosty basalt]

Everything manages to become shelf stable toast stg

500 brands of bread and it’s all sandwich bread

[frosty basalt]

🍞 🧈

[keen sparrow]

Portland has outlets

like..

[glacial haven]

I am jealous of the sheer amount of fast food chains there are in the United States but then again, I am happy to have individual bakeries with all types of actual loafs of bread

[keen sparrow]

this massive bread factory

sends trucks to little stores around portland that just sell their baked goods

[fleet carbon]

Are there ones were they have the bread itself on display caskets instead of having them all packed on plastic? I'm guessing no since it's probably illegal but eh

[keen sparrow]

Would it not get stale quickly?

[fleet carbon]

Not if you buy em hot

[keen sparrow]

lol, no

[fleet carbon]

Guess Americans really prefer the shelf stable stuff

[keen sparrow]

you can get long fake french bread that's in a paper/foil things and sits under heat lamps

[glacial haven]

In Germany for example, they get switched out every 8 hours but you can't really enjoy them the next day

[keen sparrow]

but yeah

[autumn estuary]

Artisanal bread is what it's called in the US

[glacial haven]

You just buy as much as you eat

[fleet carbon]

You can, it's called toasting them

[keen sparrow]

OMG

okay

[fleet carbon]

So long as it's not green there's still a chance

[keen sparrow]

there is this fucking horrible bread here in the states

@frosty basalt

Dave's Killer Bread

[frosty basalt]

Haven’t heard of it

[keen sparrow]

it's just bread with fucking. bird seed all over it

[glacial haven]

I prefer fresh instead of toasting, that's why I just buy as much as I need in the morning

[fleet carbon]

Understandable

[glacial haven]

And on Sunday I just have little bread rolls I can put in the oven

[frosty basalt]

How do you get to work

[glacial haven]

Like frozen ones

[frosty basalt]

Serious question

[autumn estuary]

I do love grabbing fresh bread every day

[frosty basalt]

Looks like regular whole grain bread