💣tarkov-released

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[glacial haven]

we have enough ssd's to install

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

The humble 4000 usd cheat setup

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[compact knoll]

Is that good? Bad?

[cyan garnet]

I was looking at overgeared last wipe for a laugh theres mf who really pay 2500 usd for someone to do a prestige for them

[glacial haven]

it's pretty fucking useless

[compact knoll]

[cyan garnet]

It was like 1000 usd for master of ultra

[compact knoll]

Damn

I mean

Its gonna take like 2 months of gameplay for that

[glacial haven]

the humble shellcode:

[compact knoll]

No im lying

1

Thats not that much

Of a pay

[cyan garnet]

Not if theyre flying in there like homelander

[compact knoll]

Yeah but getting your account banned is probably not part of the deal

[glacial haven]

it's not like they can really do much with the dlls either

[compact knoll]

Saar

[glacial haven]

what are they gonna do, ban random accounts because they use some random ass software?

[compact knoll]

We need you to open the marked saar

[cyan garnet]

Saar redeem rb-bk saar

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Thlught they do that already

[compact knoll]

Since you did the arena quest, we can do open the dorm overseer room

[stark torrent]

I need to plant tnt on gz

Gonna do that when im.back from work

[compact knoll]

I think after that it just kill kaban guards

[stark torrent]

Nah that one is not for it i didnt do it last wipe

[compact knoll]

The checkpoint quest is the one that unlocks overseer

[glacial haven]

doubt it

[stark torrent]

So its the tnt

Then go to the room.but not open it

Then go to arena kill 100 in lh

Then pick up the message

[cyan garnet]

do you have to do the kill pmcs in paca for theta

can't remember

[stark torrent]

And give it to fence

He gives u theta and 0.2 rep

Better than the others

[stark torrent]

Yes

[glacial haven]

i have to fucking stop giving out advice

[remote fox]

BloodOfSniper is single handedly keeping the Tarkov anti-cheat alive.

[glacial haven]

i would never help them

before that happens, i would create a website offering a freeware for it

i wanna test smth

and just to have said that as well, i am not talking about bsg, they probably already know about it, i am talking about other people and discord, they aren't fond of that kinda stuff

[ancient marsh]

sniper scav

wtf

[soft coral]

larpers dream

[frosty wigeon]

btw bois
i should remove my gear fear?
coz i saw in a youtube guide
"your gear isnt truely yours, its just your turn to use it"

[cyan garnet]

You should never have it

[frosty wigeon]

kek

[soft coral]

bro just play the fucking game

Game wipes anyway

you ain't keeping the gear

even if you die so much to get to 0 roubles

just wait a bunch and spam scav on woods to make money

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[soft coral]

@stark torrent Big money

import export lowkey a very nice way to make money

[winged mica]

Why u posted GTAV in Tark

[soft coral]

thats gta san andreas

361k and 200k is chump change in gta5

[hollow patrol]

you make 200k in like a minute in gta5

and its gone in even less

[bold heart]

Is the game still completley fucked for anyone else?

Day 6 of being launcher stuck

[knotty acorn]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRMsUGJDJmT/?igsh=MWd0eHVhOXZicnJtbQ==

weqendyt

Was this the best grenade in tarkov 1.0? #escapefromtarkov #tarkov #eft #tarkovclips #tarkovfunny

Likes

13574

Instagram

[fast garden]

Lu-Bu_Fengxian

I’ll be on in a sec to add you back

[little flame]

ty sir

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-ears-cats-ear-appearing-cat-ear-popping-out-car-gif-15670376106079619574

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PW3kyJkiRPo?si=GHyHUsUl3bWAedIW @fast garden

[little flame]

niiice

[soft coral]

mf sai best in slot gear

they didnt buff lighthouse did they?

[fast garden]

bsg adds a ton of new handguards

sai still best

gg

[fast garden]

i dont think any of us have been on reserve or lighthouse once

[wintry ridge]

probably not

reserve is also dogshit other than the ammo spawns

interchange's mall interior loot is still kinda mid

other than kiba and tech spawns

[soft coral]

then tigz is talking complete and utter bullshit

[wintry ridge]

lighthouse loot is still like, 2 spawns in chalet and then water treatment

the rest is just getting lucky with boxes n shit

[cyan garnet]

Bout to jump on ill add you

[wintry ridge]

hes not wrong about farming rogues but the actual loot spawns themselves arent worth playing the map over interchange now

[cyan garnet]

Mines getupsillygoose

[cyan garnet]

Drop down room in reserve has some good shit

[wintry ridge]

or like, customs

woods too

[wintry ridge]

woods is still great

[cyan garnet]

I scav on streets

5000000 duffles to rumage through

[wintry ridge]

i havent tried streets yet

post 1.0

is the fps still sub 60

[cyan garnet]

It runs worse for me somehow

[wintry ridge]

i think they fucked with the uhh

low res textures for streets since it was applying everywhere

[wintry ridge]

nah man go for filing cabinets

you wont roll a gpu or moonshine but daaaamn are the keys nice

[compact knoll]

Man how the fuck are you even awake

Its been like 6 hours

[fast garden]

went to bed at 12pm

woke up at 7am

[soft coral]

still risky

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-danny-devito-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-real-gif-27425748

artem i get it

i just watched an AI scav loot a poster I was gonna grab

fuck these mfs

[fast garden]

blow they shit clean off

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

lil bro gonna go to the pearly gates with only a jaw left

[compact knoll]

Let me start my 55 hour craft

[wintry ridge]

and this cocksucker closed the fucking door on me while I was trying to leave the room

[compact knoll]

And then go back to bed

[wintry ridge]

fuckin pretender ass AI

this mf sentient!!

[wintry ridge]

i just might

fella has a juicy lookin tx15 on his back

[little flame]

ye boi

hehe boi

bruh i did all my dailies in that one match but i guess i cant fucking get the rewards cuz dailies just reset

fml

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

[little flame]

frota no one likes u man

[wintry ridge]

hey bossman can you buy mxlr handguards at ll2

[wintry ridge]

[little flame]

smirking my speed

[little flame]

ye

[wintry ridge]

smirkin it

[wintry ridge]

the uhhh

keymod or whatever ones?

nice

[fast garden]

theres a few extra ergo parts you get but just one of the kinds of stock and handguards

you get the mlok one

then i think you get the rest of the parts for ergo either at mech 3 or jaeg 3 i dont remember

god man why is jaeger 4 so worthless lmfao

[wintry ridge]

ah right

[little flame]

lmfaooo

trueee

[wintry ridge]

does he still only unlock that flir barter with the saiga at ll4

[fast garden]

thats at 3

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

the sugar barter is better anyway

[wintry ridge]

it really is

holllly the tkpd's shitty soft point ammo can pen level 3 with 130 damage

still not worth using the gun lol

[fast garden]

i mean this is nice ig

[little flame]

how many gp daily can u transfer from arena?

[fast garden]

250

[little flame]

500 right?

oh

gotcha

ty

[wintry ridge]

thats pretty good

[little flame]

thats sick

[wintry ridge]

glukhar can spawn with the earbuds too?

or was that the boss mentioned earlier

[fast garden]

i imagine most all the bosses can

ive seen killa with them

often

[wintry ridge]

farming pt 1 pops up the second I give prapor my toolsets

[soft coral]

FINALLY GOT UNMARKED

fuck this mission

I took like half armor dmg but the thing says take minimal dmg to armor and hp

so uhhh idk

retarded stuff :D

rockstar love their objectives but sometimes they make them so loose you dont know whats within boundries and what isnt

[fast garden]

they moved all barter items on flea to lvl 15

one less from prop craft

gg

sorry

3 less

it was 7 now its 4

god damn

[viral egret]

hello

time to play escape from 10k hour players

[viral egret]

damn

i dont even craft so i wouldnt know

[viral egret]

what

is this on therapist or what

[fast garden]

jaeger 4

[viral egret]

bruh

out of all traders

atleast its not ragman

[fast garden]

cryon flea market for barter items got moved to lvl 15

[viral egret]

bro

[fast garden]

sell shit for big money

[viral egret]

im still level 10

[fast garden]

rip

[viral egret]

i have 88k total exp

[little flame]

REALLY?

[viral egret]

it literally doesnt benefit me because my avg raid survival rate is like 30%

ion even know what to sell and wha to not sell for money

[compact knoll]

Bro has as much xp as one eod quest gives

[viral egret]

tf are u expecting i play like shit

[little flame]

PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS

[viral egret]

i cant even kill most people because the ammo i run barely has a chance to pierce tier 1 let alone tier 2

[little flame]

I NEED ONE CHECKPOINT WIN

[viral egret]

if anyone with t3 armor dies to me its because of blunt force

i need prapor to be level 2 or smth so i can get actual ammo

not marshmellows

[little flame]

loot for ammo lol

i never need to buy ammo

except for marlin

[viral egret]

i dont even survive long enough to get out with ammo man

the only bit of ammo i have exfilled out of with recently was some BS ammo because i survived my first raid after 20 deaths in a row

[little flame]

these guys are not real

im leaving this shit

[little flame]

gamer

when are u getting on iedy

wanna do some runs?

gotta go snoreline

[viral egret]

everyone hides in the trees on that map

[stark torrent]

Not now

[viral egret]

its like discount woods

[little flame]

[wintry ridge]

every time

[wintry ridge]

real shit, if you spawn on the terminal side of the map, just hide in a bush for 25 mins

theres no escape without getting touched by the 8 other people near you

[gritty python]

[viral egret]

real

[stark torrent]

you can buy hideout items on flea at lvl 20 now

instead of 30

https://tenor.com/view/broob-broseidon-smitty-gif-24263466

[fast garden]

i think its 15

dunked on a tracksuiter on my homeless scav

bag full of tools gg

[gritty python]

Ez

time to go craft a functioning LED

[fast garden]

anytime i have mp153 with leg damage slugs its over

anytime i run into a scav with that its over for me

its the gg scav

[gritty python]

all i’m saying is, hell hath no fury like a toz scav loaded with 20 gauge devastator slugs

[viral egret]

finally i exfilled out of gz successfully for once

still gotta do prapor wine quest ffs

[stark torrent]

ok @fast garden @compact knoll im at the overseer key now , whenver you want to go for it , lemme know

i will open dorms for cult as well

[fast garden]

good ok

we will have to do that next time

i still havent seen another key

[stark torrent]

i need 1 overseer - go kill 100 lh on arena then go back to overseer to pick up the letter

so if we die is gg

[fast garden]

yeah

we need to fully clear the area and then open

i think on the first one it maybe doesnt matter if you die

but the one with the letter yeah

i want the funny ass twitch drop dogtag

artyom i think went back to sleep so im just doing random ass tasks i know he wont want to do

[viral egret]

theres twitch drops again?

[fast garden]

there has been twitch drops every day since release

[viral egret]

alr

i need money man

every death i lose 40k from the start because apparently healing is more expensive than running kits

[little flame]

brother

theres gonna be drops till like december 4th

or some shit

[viral egret]

free kits ig

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

i would like to get the container asap tho

[soft coral]

dirving through teh desert listening to this

holy peak

[fast garden]

for sicc docs injectors pk and grizzly in my case]

spawn cultist bunker woods

loot

leave car

[little flame]

NICE ARENA SERVERS GAME

THE ONE TEAM MY TEAM IS GOOD

THE ONE GAME*

servers just die

ofc

[fast garden]

yeah i got an error message as i was loading out

fear

[little flame]

bruh

this games just dogshit

fuck arena

[cyan garnet]

Once i took the uzi pro w/ rip ammo pill

Arena became so much more fun

[soft coral]

opa

[viral egret]

ok bro

i really need to get better ammo

i just watched my round bounce off a scavs helmjet

ggs man

brooo

ahahaha

@stark torrent some fucking ccuck tried to exfil camp me at emercon on gz

and he failed

i finally got my wine

[fluid gyro]

emercom

[viral egret]

closest exfil to me

i went in without anything yoinked the wine and went to exfil

just to finish prapor's shit quest

finally

[fast garden]

another marked key

why must i keep winning

[wintry ridge]

peak

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-cry-crying-rick-carl-gif-3571090

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-gif-21585167

[wintry ridge]

atleast interchange is easier

probably easiest of the 3 with how many mfs try to loot the new areas

[wintry ridge]

i got the overseer key

wait nvm im dumb as bricks

[little flame]

TEAM

HELLO?

OMFG

[wintry ridge]

i got directors key

[little flame]

STOP BEING RETARDED FUCKING LOSERTS

HOLY SHIT

LET ME WIN ONE GAME

wtf is this genuinely bro

[compact knoll]

dont even have lvl 3 papro

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

might have to do leg meta

[wintry ridge]

how are people so bad

[wintry ridge]

100% will

even running ammo ive seen only 1 pack of ap 9x21

[little flame]

@stark torrent wanna do dailies together?

im struggling

just need one win for task and bam

[fast garden]

its the better way to use the gun anyway

[little flame]

literally 41/50 on my weekly before getting my win

[compact knoll]

idk if it early wipe

early wipe no one got armour

[wintry ridge]

i'd offer but im dogshit at arena

[fast garden]

and no one at all is prepained either

so its super easy kills 99/100 times

i dont normally care for leg meta but PE ammo is filth

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

4 mil

[wintry ridge]

4 interchange camp runs

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[little flame]

im

GONNA

FUCKING

LOSE IT

HOLY FUCK

FIX UR SERVERS

HOLY FKKKKKKKKKK BROOOOO JUST KYS

[little flame]

bro

i can keep on reconnecting

but it still dcs everyone after a while

this is beyond dogshit bro

[wintry ridge]

isnt the craft cheap as fuck

[little flame]

u need working lcd

[wintry ridge]

tru...

[compact knoll]

i dont know my workbench is locked

[wintry ridge]

i thought mechanic traded lcd screens or something

[compact knoll]

working lcd is 300k

[stark torrent]

you can flip it cause the lcd is 350k or shit

so you make profit ez

funny enough - the lcd for intel center doesnt need FIR but the ones for Security Do

[little flame]

watch the game crash me rn

[stark torrent]

BSG chose to confuse everyone this wipe with this shit

[little flame]

finallyyy

[wintry ridge]

why is bsg so shit at implementation

[little flame]

all it took was for the servers to shit themself

every fucking

10 seconds

[stark torrent]

i cant craft my lavatory and my heating because i need one fir matches

[wintry ridge]

these retards forget to change features half the time when they touch something else

[compact knoll]

THREE HUNDRED MILLIONS TO STASH

[stark torrent]

and gauge

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

so glad i had 17 mil

of course that number has dropped significantly

[wintry ridge]

wait is that what it was

[fast garden]

but my hideout is being leveled

[stark torrent]

its over man

[wintry ridge]

I thought i just didnt have any matches lmfao

[stark torrent]

that is such a bad design its crazy

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

55 hours

lock my workbench

kys

[wintry ridge]

they really need like

unlock more simultanous crafts

each level

get some scav sweatshop workers

[stark torrent]

the case should have been on intel center

at least

a module you dont use

lol

fucking morons

[wintry ridge]

hes trueing

is intel center even profitable for a single craft

like every single recipe is -20k profit it feels like

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

probably not

[wintry ridge]

search convoy time

gonna get molested by goons

[fast garden]

theres like one craft for intel thats good early

[stark torrent]

i do it for the hideout xp but if u plan to prestige or whatever i guess its useless anyway

[fast garden]

and iirc

its unlocked through lightkeeper

[wintry ridge]

furthest possible spawn

[fast garden]

holy fuck

intel prices going upwards of 500k soon

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden am i tweaking or are scopes blurrier now

[fast garden]

i used a tac30 and it was clear

but the specter is a load of blurry shit

[compact knoll]

@fast garden reserve in a bit?

[wintry ridge]

ref i hope you get castrated

dude gave me an aug on semi for the quest

died instantly to a pmc

[fast garden]

all guns come semi by default goober

[wintry ridge]

i get all mine from kills, didnt know

also fuckin upperback kill from some dude i was shooting face first

okay man

[fast garden]

classic

[wintry ridge]

man what is this shit

only 6 10 round aug mags per restock

[compact knoll]

[wintry ridge]

aug scope too sadly

fsr 3 helps compared to dlss but it makes all the trees and grass very sharp

[stark torrent]

Disable

[wintry ridge]

maybe

ill try next raid

[compact knoll]

@fast garden

[wintry ridge]

i just watched some man get scalped by shturman from 300yards out

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

@fast garden COOOOME

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

Bugged rn

[wintry ridge]

awesome

the mxlr is like uhh

what the old mosin was

woods is infested with em

[ancient marsh]

no

the old mosin was worse

cause it could one shot you

you used to have 80 hp

and mosin did 84 damage 40-something pen

with 7n1 AKA PS ammo

[wintry ridge]

awesome

the uhh

tkpd can one shot you

even with its ap ammo

[digital remnant]

managed to get three out of the five kills for test drive part 1 but got snuck up on now I gotta wait till level 25 to get another m1a :/

hopefully I can get better ammo by then too

tcw was not cutting it

[pallid bolt]

You can get a M1A from PK for 4 USB thingies

L2

[digital remnant]

must be locked behind a quest I don't have it yet

[pallid bolt]

After fishing gear

[digital remnant]

Ah

yea i hate shoreline lol

will have to suck it up

gotta be level 25 to buy the cigarettes for the sv98 trade lol fml

already lost my bear sv98 and quest sv98

[wintry ridge]

on god??

[pallid bolt]

Can't you get one from Prapor 2?

[digital remnant]

ciggy trade

unless that's also locked behind a quest I havent done yet

[wintry ridge]

honestly

best bet is to just claim ur twitch drops

ive gotten like 3 sv98's

[digital remnant]

Yea I have been. I got one like the first day but I sold it because I kinda figured I'd be able to get it off the flea or just buy it

gotta start grabbing ciggy's

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral killa! its shturman, lets go bowling

[keen sparrow]

@fast garden you saw that alien behaviour in LASS thread?

Replacing ‘bro’ with ‘sis’?

Who the fuck says ‘sis’ like that

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

what can you do man

[keen sparrow]

Idk sis

I guess it’ll take someone with big ovaries to tell them what they need to hear

[fast garden]

its people who have never spoken with a woman before so

[keen sparrow]

More alien behaviour

[fast garden]

oh well

[keen sparrow]

My girlfriend farts like it’s going out of style, and i call her ‘bro-coded’ for it

She’s my bro. She’s the homie.

[fast garden]

they havent talked with women enough to know they are more similar to men then they know

[keen sparrow]

It could also be LASS people being ‘pronoun people’

https://tenor.com/view/morinho-shh-gif-10913512

Gotta do the woman thing at 110% when mimicking realistic speech would be like.. 70%

[keen sparrow]

Carrying out all your friend’s gear is not fun, lol.

My best friend when playing FIKA was the guy who would tell me, ‘all i care about is the gun’

[digital remnant]

i'm very guilty of that lol

[keen sparrow]

YOOOO

THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW

bro

[blazing basin]

is he not correct tho??

[keen sparrow]

This whole chat has the worst taste in rap, they don’t even know Lil B, the based god

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[stark torrent]

sir you need to remove the n word from ur profiel

[blazing basin]

A squad is more likely to survive against randoms

wow rocket science

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sydney-sweeney-stare-contempt-interview-gif-2772135142217498059

[ancient marsh]

so

[keen sparrow]

They’re song lyrics

[stark torrent]

game alreayd made a point that its not supposed to be fair

[ancient marsh]

so

[stark torrent]

not allowed either

[blazing basin]

That question was not rhetorical

[keen sparrow]

Welp, didn;t mean to snitch on you bro, my bad

[stark torrent]

No he is not ocrrect , the game is not supposed to be fair here , some fights you lose , some you dont take etc etc

if u kill you are not obliged to loot etc

[fast garden]

nikita has literally said the game was meant to be played as a squad

[keen sparrow]

Yeah i remember that

https://youtu.be/7tklYWVV-xY?si=k-csWWx-bf4UAubK

[wintry ridge]

didnt he say the game was even balanced around it

i wouldnt be surprised if campaign was too, other than the solo scripted parts

[stark torrent]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/358?type=2

[keen sparrow]

Reduced aimpunch by 60%

Lol, must be nice

[blazing basin]

Imagine if a white man made that song...
ig violence against women is fine if you're DIE

I mean DEI

[keen sparrow]

So funny thing

Lol

[keen sparrow]

If you ever looked at Backpage when it was a thing back in.. 2014? 2015?

Every escort’s ad said “No AA men”

[keen sparrow]

It’d be a wrap, not a rap

[fast garden]

its old notes

[blazing basin]

whats Backpage?

[keen sparrow]

Was kind of like craigslist, but it allowed prostitution ads too

It’s long since been siezed by some three letter agency

[blazing basin]

ghuh

what if
TLA - Three Letter Agency

[keen sparrow]

Has me miffed because no mod has touched the tilt function that makes aim-punch a thing

[fast garden]

base aimpunch is ass

[keen sparrow]

I’m like 80% sure base SPT still has all the aimpunch

[cyan garnet]

doing setup 740 damage to a duo but didn't kill either

imma kill myself

[keen sparrow]

They stabbed each other with etg regen stims before the fight

[cyan garnet]

i interrupted them sucking each other off in old gas

[digital remnant]

I forgot I even had that bio I was probably drunk as shit lol

[cyan garnet]

must of given them some sort of pre med

crazy

[digital remnant]

but yea lil b is goated I been listening since I was in middle school damn near

found the last tp brick I needed lets goo

really need to re download and suffer through arena again do they wipe arena or will I still have my custom class?

[cyan garnet]

you still have all the guns you unlocked

[digital remnant]

coo coo

[cyan garnet]

you'll need to remake them though

[digital remnant]

oh ok thats fine with me

[keen sparrow]

That was end of high school for me, thanks for making me feel old

[cyan garnet]

uzi pro with rip in arena actually makes me hard

it's fucking peak

nikitas mightiest paypig in all champion gear vs gimme them kneecaps boi

[digital remnant]

I'm 27 now I dont even remember what year I was in middle school lol but yea I remember bumping like a martian and pretty bitch on my little ipod touch

arena can be fun ref is pretty worth all the grinding

[keen sparrow]

LIKE A MARTIAN

wet like a pool, like a pond, like a pussy

Broooo

[digital remnant]

probably my favorite one lol

[keen sparrow]

Lmfao, this is bringing me back

[wintry ridge]

why are there so many different colors of EMR camo

impossible to make one good matching fit

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/george-costanza-seinfeld-jason-gasp-shocked-omg-gif-7261653

[digital remnant]

I had a find and transfer that was turn in a salewa and get a salewa in return lol

[cyan garnet]

This is what prapor does with the shells

[wintry ridge]

@ancient marsh

[digital remnant]

what was the name of that quest for peacekeeper where you gotta turn in stims?

i think it was peacekeeper atleast

figured it out nvm

[ancient marsh]

samples

[digital remnant]

ty

[compact knoll]

@fast garden when you back bbg?

[gentle blaze]

is tarkov good finally?

[keen sparrow]

See you in another 8 years

[keen sparrow]

The lever action is cool i guess, but i’m biased

[rich venture]

is servers down again

[gritty python]

razor scope on my marlin

ME from mechanic

life is good

[blazing basin]

btw, why is your nickname "Sits Down To Pee"?

[keen sparrow]

Idk, ask @stark torrent

Moderators can change names or some shit

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Xal’s been spunk-gargle wee-wee a few times iirc

[soft coral]

bro accepted it

[blazing basin]

you can change it back, yaknow

[keen sparrow]

Idk, i like the font

Lmao

[blazing basin]

I dont mean the font

bru

[keen sparrow]

Watch out before you get your name changed too

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912774112768852058/1345475889265119286/Chamain_fume_2.gif

[gentle blaze]

i know it doesnt give anything but having to purchase the game again to get it on steam is hilarious considering it probably just opens the launcher

[gritty python]

🤢

i respect the grind but the assault on the eyes stash is painful

[fast garden]

do you see the actual content of the image

[compact knoll]

not spending money

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/schnoz-cat-big-nose-okay-idc-gif-20987402

[gritty python]

yes

[ancient marsh]

sybau man

[keen sparrow]

He could buy one case and be instantly broke though

[fast garden]

are you sure

[gritty python]

standard stashes

[keen sparrow]

You’re braindead

[blazing basin]

@keen sparrow look he gotta LPVO on a lever-action

[keen sparrow]

Look how many rigs he’s wearing

[gritty python]

[keen sparrow]

THE PROPHECY IS FULLFILLED YET AGAIN

[gritty python]

yes lol

[keen sparrow]

1.0 btw

Lmao even

[gritty python]

we aren't surprised

[keen sparrow]

I’ve seen this in SPT when someone fuckes up their IDs on their rig configs

We usually laugh at those people and tell them to ‘send us the .json’

This is BSG making a mistake that a pleb with no modding experience makes.

Imagine paying 250$ to have someone come in your house and use metal utensils on your non-stick pans, lol

[gritty python]

jaeger still has ME in his trading menu for me so

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

bro i just alt tabbed to tigz stream

and he just got 65k exp in one raid

did he do a fucking genocide on customs???

[gritty python]

what the fuck is that

[ancient marsh]

why is he arching his back

[winged mica]

He got escalated

[fast garden]

this is what peak BEAR performance looks like

[ancient marsh]

they either changed AI

or SVD fire rate

[fast garden]

sthurman slams that fuckin thing

[ancient marsh]

i just heard an ai pmc fire a turbo fast burst of 5 shots

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sks-rifle-bump-fire-gif-19598887

but like 2-3x faster than the gif

[fast garden]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

genuinely m60 speed

or faster

[fast garden]

he is evil as hell now

[ancient marsh]

evil ass rape sawmill

[gritty python]

nah shturman has the svd burst conversion kit

[fast garden]

the guards with the sks do it too

genuinely fire faster than the RPD

[daring grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-zesty-thank-you-gif-82221757889870698

[ancient marsh]

BRO

@compact knoll @stark torrent @soft coral @fast garden

ALO?????????????????????

[compact knoll]

its a dev name

[ancient marsh]

artem

[compact knoll]

i stole it of him

[ancient marsh]

oh i see

🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴 🇷🇴

@fast garden i just heard 2 ai pmcs with svds burst each other

holy shit this is what US vets heard on D Day

HEEEELPA

pressed esc

[fast garden]

bro has the ram cleaner on gg

malware setting

[ancient marsh]

why is it bad?

THE DISGUSTING FUCKING MEMORY HOG THAT IS PVE CRASHED MY PC AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

HOW DISGUSTING

[fast garden]

basically

how it works

it activates every time you press escape

so if you are in raid

and you press it

gg

[ancient marsh]

yeah but why would i prress esc in raid?

[fast garden]

why would you have the setting on at all then man

turn that shit off

[ancient marsh]

i mean i guess

it doesnt fucking work anyways

[fast garden]

exactly

[ancient marsh]

my entire pc still crashed

[hallow stream]

how does this idiot have more hours than me and doesnt know ram cleaner is a fucking asshole piece of shit dogass setting

[ancient marsh]

i thought it at least does its job

my bad i gues

s

fuck you buddy

[hallow stream]

you thought something in a BSG GAME WORKS PROPERLY

HOLDON NOW

[ancient marsh]

now i know it only worked when you press esc

but it turns out it doesnt work at all

it just slows down you pressing esc by 2 seconds for 0

[hallow stream]

if something worked in tarkov

like properly worked

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent just heard someone send another annoying tangia to tigz and he said "i'm gonna strangle you to death, man, please stop"

[hallow stream]

jamaica would cease to exist and it would be deleted from every piece of media and collective memory of all the people on earth

bomboclaaat

fuck this piece of shit game

[ancient marsh]

bro why is the joker telling tigz to pull his pants down @compact knoll

wtf is going on man

i have stream on while playing isaac

not paying attention

and just hitting the

bro

someone in chat said "i love ignoring my crying kids in your stream"

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

discord armband

[fast garden]

the guy tigz just killed i cant

[wintry ridge]

@ancient marsh hi vro

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh the kitten is ignoring me man what did the devs mean by this

[full sand]

https://fixvx.com/Wario64/status/1991797134065275323

Wario64 (@Wario64)

PUBG: Black Budget revealed, closed alpha test signup open on Steam https://store.steampowered.com/app/4077740/PUBG_Black_Budget/

"Designed as an FPP-first experience, PUBG: Black Budget is a tactical extraction shooter built around tension, survival, and the unknown."

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 21, 2025, 9:13 AM

The boys had their turn now its the MEN's turn to extraction shooter

[compact knoll]

"men"

its tencent casual slop

probably gonna be pay to win too

[hallow stream]

they already had this on pubg mobile

and it was dogshit

i know cause I played it in class with friends in 1st year highschool

[wintry ridge]

kys team

literally run off the objective the second you capture and let the enemies get it

morons

stuck defending every point solo

[fleet carbon]

AD affecting grenades' trajectory is making me tweak out so fucking hard

2nd time I died due to it, wasted a rgo too

[soft coral]

@fast garden what is the deal with this police officer meme and the guy wearing his hat funny and captions like "license and pigmentation" or officer chad thundercock

oh nvm

its just he looks funny thats all

[fast garden]

step out the vee hickle

[soft coral]

yeah that too

[fast garden]

meme about american police that look like drill sergeants

[soft coral]

why do they look like that actually

police is "mostly" associated with blue and black so why baige of all colors

y'all americanos are weird

will they hit 10 hours?

[compact knoll]

dude we hit 15+ for the last 3 days

every time

[soft coral]

may god have mercy on your soul

[keen sparrow]

Everyone still playing 1.0

[wintry ridge]

highway patrol

[soft coral]

ooh theyre highway

[wintry ridge]

sheriffs too i think

[soft coral]

not regular city crap

aaaah

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden the python kit in arena is so busted

2 trillion headshots

just piss 7n42 at head level and you cant lose

[keen sparrow]

This?

Probably a sheriff’s deputy or state trooper.

Idk why the fuck people call every cop a sheriff, every county has 1 sheriff and the sheriff has dozens of deputies under them

[soft coral]

state "trooper" mf what we're not in star wars

we're chasing low level weed dealers bro not fucking palpatine

[wintry ridge]

because they're employed at the sheriff's department, so unless you knew better you'd just assume

[soft coral]

damn america is weird

[wintry ridge]

yeah its a big focus on making cop cucks feel special with unique names and titles

[keen sparrow]

they try to be paramilitary organisations

[wintry ridge]

when 9/10 times its still responding to domestic disputes and petty thefts

[keen sparrow]

Super cringe, i hate it

[wintry ridge]

theyre the advanced caglarp

instead of buying temu tactical gear and an ar15 covered in magpul they get paid to larp

[keen sparrow]

There was one deputy in the jail that had all his old unit patches from his time in the U.S. Army plastered all over his super-tacticool black MOLLE webbed backpack

[wintry ridge]

government subsidized larpers

[keen sparrow]

That’s the fucking scary part though

They weren’t always LARP

They’re usually GWOT vets who are fucked in the head

[wintry ridge]

nah the scary part is how the guys that should protect and serve wanna act like soldiers against their own people

[keen sparrow]

Thanks Obama

[wintry ridge]

thanks bush

smh

wheres the war on drugs vets

[keen sparrow]

Bush did it too, yes, Obama was the one gifting police stations free MRAPs though

[wintry ridge]

yeah its crazy how many presidents just kicked the can of militarizing the police

some worse than others but the amount of shit given to them never went down

[keen sparrow]

There was a call at my old apartments. Little lady from Alaska, couldn’t have weighed more than 95 pounds soaking wet, probably a druggie, not more than 5 feet tall. She was clearly having a mental health crisis standing in our stairwell, shaking like a leaf holding a hammer up in the air. One of the other tenants, rightfully so called the police.

Guess what Washington county responded to the call with

And one of these, shorter and all black

To apprehend a woman with the build of a teenager.

So fucking glad i don’t live there anymore.

Or there was one-time a beaverton police officer power-tripped so hard on a biker who didn’t want to give driver’s license for riding a bicycle.

Long story short the bicyclist got forcibly catheterised because he refused a breathilyzer. Moved to Argentina not long after.

Another fun Washington county rabbit hole. gEyle Nachtigal, who used to be the presiding circuit judge over the whole county, was also the proud owner of ‘Nachtigal Farms’, a bunch of produce farms that sold produce to, lol drumroll, Washington County jail

[wintry ridge]

yeah a crazy amount of cops are giant pussies that overreact to any threat to try and justify the gear they get

[keen sparrow]

‘We don’t know what we’re going into when we answer a call’

Well, it probably looks like your neighbours house, not Fallujah, Iraq

[wintry ridge]

and like half the time the operator DOES know 99% of the details

oh theres some old lady with a hammer having an episode in the stairwell

[keen sparrow]

I heard my pregnant neighbour make the call and describe her and what she was doing, yeah

[real solstice]

Understood. Lethal force authorized.

[keen sparrow]

But you know.

[wintry ridge]

TOC out

[keen sparrow]

6 round rotary nade launcher with 40mm tear gass nades

✅

[wintry ridge]

the shield I can see being justified maybe even for non-shootouts

but at that point use a riot one if you're scared of getting a hammer thrown at you

[real solstice]

This 97 year old gamer still gets clapped by AI the old fashioned way

[wintry ridge]

scav freaker

[keen sparrow]

She probably would’ve gone with the hammer, lol. She was tiny tiny

[wintry ridge]

drywall are you spt gaming

[real solstice]

I'm gonna try 1.0 PvE

[wintry ridge]

yeah its not like you need to fuckin cod shield bash her with the shield lol

[real solstice]

Last time I played when it was new, Partizan and the Goons were bugged to be 100% spawns

[keen sparrow]

Ayo is this person actually 97 years old?

Naaaah

[real solstice]

I'm 22 but I game like I'm 97

[keen sparrow]

There it is

It gets worse, don’t you worry

[real solstice]

I can no longer justify the time investment now that I'm not 17 anymore

[real solstice]

So did the remastered AK anims they teased eons ago get cut?

[wintry ridge]

this 22 year old plays tarkov the old fashioned way

[keen sparrow]

This 32 year old added a pink moaning hentai glock to tarkov.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[keen sparrow]

It had JAV moans and screams tied to every animation

Really fun with other people on factory

‘Is Rex still alive?’

godawful moans in the distance

‘Yeah he’s alive’

[fast garden]

i was also sad to see we got only the m4 anims they showed off

they did reainmate the uh

m870 and 590

not sure what else

[stark torrent]

London'd the bro

[wintry ridge]

the map boundaries on Fort are so fucking bad

they can literally stand in your spawn next to A

wtf is this shit

[wintry ridge]

vpo215?

maybe?

they did add a bunch of new mods to it

[compact knoll]

ionly play bay 5 for checkpoint

[wintry ridge]

holy fuck iceberg is just as bad

C point is untakable on one side

have to right hand or left hand peek while they get an entire alley

its really just one of the worst maps ive played in any comp style shooter

wow they really outdid themselves

[keen sparrow]

I haven’t touched it, but anything has to be better than 3-lane maps right?

[wintry ridge]

they somehow fucked that up

normally its kinda defender oriented but its a koth so there shouldnt be that

red basically has perfect sightlines for every objective while blue gets cucked every time

like they literally have hard cover to capture every objective

and can see into your spawns

im not kidding when i say whoever designed this map should be dragged behind a semi truck until they leave the country

[keen sparrow]

Oh it’s like playing Sinjar as the americans in Insurgency

[wintry ridge]

worse

atleast americans have a gear advantage

[keen sparrow]

Jfc

I didn’t know anything could be worse than sinjar

Lmao

If i had a dollar for everytime i played sinjar and the US side never left the bottom of that hill, all session… lol

[fast garden]

stop playing the dogshit one sided maps

[wintry ridge]

i thought they would be good if they were new since maybe they learned how to make a good map

nah

somehow devolved

the desync is so bad

😭

[wintry ridge]

lmao the m60 in last hero is so baaad

makes you do the 2 second long equip anim every time

why do they make these choices

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[wintry ridge]

the m80 is nice but the anim playing every time got me killed half the match

[fast garden]

its a zero effort scrub gun and im glad the bullshit anim is such a downside

(for arena)

however

just mash the fire button when you spawn

cuts the time a little

at least that works for the rpd

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1991955444294885789?t=PgX4iDoIzM2dzAsLymIaNw&s=19

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is Free to Keep on Steam

X · Nov 21, 2025, 7:42 PM

[keen sparrow]

oh..

oh no...

okay that part works

Oh i gotta clear temp files for the images to update

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden awesome new bug i just got

laser point firing

my guy ads' and gets the recoil reduction and movespeed one but hes still hipfiring

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-zesty-thank-you-gif-82221757889870698

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent this shit is pretty fun

[compact knoll]

[native crypt]

only 7 deaths is awesome

he must be really good 😊

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/Trey24k/status/1991871766415933693

Trey 🥷🏻 (@Trey24k)

New tarkov video 🫨

X · Nov 21, 2025, 2:10 PM

[frosty wigeon]

man
if only tarkov is a openworld game instead of extraction shooter

i cant remove my lootgoblin addiction

i want to loot all and roam the map

[compact knoll]

@fast garden where the fuck are you

did you drive to detroit for some pizza

[native crypt]

the fir only firearm

this pos mulches the homeless population of tarkov

[keen sparrow]

My favourite part of pre level 15/pre flea honestly

is the absolute dumpster fire clown-car builds you get stuck with

[native crypt]

nah i love this ugly thing

murdered reshalla real good

[keen sparrow]

So There's this modpack called GAMMA right

[frosty wigeon]

[hollow patrol]

im clean wid it

dont fuck wit me in that bounty clash

started with a free hunter now we go evil on it

(i am expecting to die every round)

(i died)

im only 3 mmr i got matched with 4 mmr sigh...

i get what i fucking deserve

[pallid bolt]

I'm 4 but I get matched with the whole spread. 1-5

[hollow patrol]

i get matched with 2-4

i lowkey only run free hunters into bounty clash

[pallid bolt]

If you aren't just running one free hunter till he's maxed, and getting a new one when you die, what are you doing

I can't imagine playing hunt with like, a full character build every round

I put guns n shit on them but that's it

[hollow patrol]

true

[compact knoll]

@fast garden COME BACK HEEERE

[hollow patrol]

i mean like you get benefits right

you get like an extra 10 points for your build if you use a paid one @pallid bolt

but its just like

idgaf

[pallid bolt]

Benefits are for dolch and avtomat pussies

[hollow patrol]

ill run a free one that has the weapons i like (nagant revolver + precision variant is crazy)

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/FOX4/status/1991808930851299702?t=wdAekO--7PpSqk49KVBZ5A&s=19

FOX 4 NEWS (@FOX4)

Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children. https://t.co/AUzRfwZvYb

X · Nov 21, 2025, 10:00 AM

[hollow patrol]

this is how we do it

[pallid bolt]

I will run a mf over with the double barrel

Vetterli is my king