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little flame
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i loved fighting rogues out on the expansion

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felt sick

tame dawn
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every single map cycle, every time

little flame
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add lighthouse > add expansion > add mines > kys

stark torrent
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almost 9200 hours ive never been to LK

little flame
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lk can suck my fat juicy balls

tame dawn
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We got wiped tonight by a dude with purple couch backpack and a modded m60 full of m61. day 3ish of wipe

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This is fine

fleet carbon
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900 hours and I legitimately still don't even know a single lighthouse extract

little flame
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he killed kaban tho

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no biggie

fleet carbon
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only been there 2 times as scav

fleet carbon
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Standard acc too

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That epsilon container is not worth it

stark torrent
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nerfed boss loadouts

little flame
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gamma container chefskiss

stark torrent
little flame
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bruh

stark torrent
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every boss has the same shit

tame dawn
little flame
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jesus

stark torrent
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no, they said at the start of wipe they will have nerfed loadouts

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but they dont

little flame
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lmfao

stark torrent
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killa has the same armor , tagilla same shit

little flame
stark torrent
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so yeah ggs

tame dawn
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i died to parmesean, homie got sprayed by m60.

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ggez

little flame
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killed parmesean

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parmezano

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on customs

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thought he was a regular scav

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i was looting abuilding heard someone walk outside my door, knew it was a scav

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peeked out and killed him and it was parmizan 😭

tame dawn
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I totally forgot about the mines he puts down

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heard a scav creeping, went to buses, heard clink, asked what that was, boom

little flame
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lol

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cinema

tame dawn
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2nd raid, we go to construction. Buddy dies to player. I rush in to avenge him

little flame
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ieeeddyyy

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are u on tarkov

tame dawn
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end up fighting 6+ scavs bc reshala and the boys spawned in too

little flame
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need someone to run with

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im bored

tame dawn
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only good thing so far this wipe is interchange lighting seems better

fleet carbon
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Idk if you knew but partisan had the lit pumpkin and had a manic ass laugh during halloween

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put me tf out of it when I was at the pier on shoreline

little flame
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god bless

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these visuals

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i wasnt even close to u big bro

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😭

tame dawn
viral egret
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hello tarkov

stark torrent
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crazy names

viral egret
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or smth

fast garden
stark torrent
fast garden
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aparently they removed the colorfullness setting gg

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game will look like ass now

stark torrent
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USEC tried to wait for the BTR

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i dont think so man

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+1 friend from west

fleet carbon
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Is the BTR still bugged?

stark torrent
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not so far

fast garden
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im arenaing my shit

stark torrent
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insert the cryon bustin video

viral egret
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insane user

fast garden
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i think i will finish arena quest today

viral egret
fast garden
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since i got key from cabinet i could have had theta day 2

viral egret
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it was just a cough when iw anted to talk

fast garden
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day 3 theta will do

viral egret
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wha

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what is theta

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is it the good container

fast garden
viral egret
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i have to go snoreline

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again

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i still dont know where

fast garden
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theta moment

viral egret
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how do yo uget this one

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im still crying over here with my alpha container

fast garden
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hit lvl 10 and start ref quest

viral egret
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so i gotta do the arena quest

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fuck

fast garden
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but some of the tasks are in arena

viral egret
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so pay money for tasks

fast garden
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you do get a free arena trial early in the quest

viral egret
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can i get epsilon or wtv the other one is

fast garden
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so if you lock tf in you can do it

viral egret
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ok

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im gonna activate it and farm with the lion and xal

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and yall

fast garden
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but you need the dorm overseer key

viral egret
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ill find it probably

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just gotta live enough to use it

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kms i have no space

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mf skinned my gun

vivid dawn
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Would do the same just to spite people

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Remove all the silly shit to send back trash

viral egret
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bro

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no stash space again fml

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ok imma go do shooting cans

fast garden
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so make sure you have that before you activate the trial

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@dapper grotto gg if that was you <3

stark torrent
fast garden
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i realize now the names are different

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whelp

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one more time i must lock in

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the lion does not concern itself with the abysmal technical state of arena and the horrible stutters

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80 fps slideshow

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i have a feeling you wont like what comes next man

dapper grotto
fast garden
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DOPPELGANGER

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ive been fooled

stark torrent
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ok so apparently the original designer that made the traders models and shit in the alpha / early beta left BSG a few years ago

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so thats why we have these funny looking traders

stark torrent
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like they had this one done for a long time ago

dapper grotto
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fucking shit bsg

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my expectations are low but holy fuck

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the pasta strikes again

stark torrent
fast garden
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hmmm

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forgot i need to also do the uh

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actual eft tasks for ref

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gg

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oh fuck i hit lvl 20

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nice

viral egret
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flea market

fast garden
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oh well

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that mp7 served me well

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got 2 kills for task then exfil camped gate 3

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he needed it

fast garden
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no shot man

fleet carbon
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So the server I was in just died

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Server connection lost

stark torrent
fleet carbon
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gonna lose at least 500k roubles

stark torrent
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possible it will give your kit back or shit

viral egret
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brooo

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@stark torrent where can i get another cms

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mines bouta die

fast garden
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medstation 1 craft

viral egret
fast garden
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and that

viral egret
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i dont even have space in stash

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ive literally built a door and vents

fast garden
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next gunsmith is shift grip gg

viral egret
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i have one i think?

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well if i want to have like 1 more row of space i gotta cough up all this

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oh no ggs i lost my shift grip

fast garden
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how you lose a shift grip

viral egret
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i have a 60rnd 5.45 ak mag for that quest though

fast garden
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you didnt pouch that?

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ggs

viral egret
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i was scav

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ggs

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not pmc

fast garden
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its over man

viral egret
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gonna have to slave away in woods

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for another shift grip

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shooting cans try 2

little flame
viral egret
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ggs king die to a guy with superior shit because i didnt bring tourniquet

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more stash space atleast

viral egret
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could see god before i could see to shoot him

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i hit him in the head twice apparently but my shit ammo doesnt pierce anything but paper

little flame
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skill issue

viral egret
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man i cannot see thru the blinding light of god stop busting my balls

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i have like 20 hours

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i wouldve had more of a shot if he wasnt trying to highbeam me like its 4 am on the A0

little flame
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skill issue

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still

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cope

viral egret
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its free stash space

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i can actually store my shit when i exit raid

soft coral
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game shit? thumbsUp2x @fast garden

compact knoll
fast garden
soft coral
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made it to badlands

fast garden
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@stark torrent when customs bbg

soft coral
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time to do catalina

fast garden
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oh you are doing uh

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it was gta5 right

soft coral
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100%

fast garden
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ahh okay

soft coral
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ive done it multiple times so its not that hard

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those times were on phone so on pc its even faster

fast garden
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champ mobile gtasa

soft coral
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on my old huawei honor

fast garden
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i imagine in those older games theres a lot of silly collectables and shit

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granted all of the games have them i think

soft coral
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theres 50 oysters 50 horseshoes 50 snapshots and 100 spray tags

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:)

fast garden
soft coral
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the oysters are annoying

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the others arent

fast garden
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i hate collectables

soft coral
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snapshots in san fiero horseshoes in las venturas and tags in Los Santos

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the oysters are all across the map

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so they take lots of hours

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theres 3 courier missions
quarry firefighter vigilantee and medic
import export vehicle collecting
races with cars bikes and planes and some other stuff

little flame
viral egret
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bro

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airdrop lands closae to me in customs

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close

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imma camp it

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for a sec

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because its next to drughouse exfil and i dont wanna get lit up

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imma hide in a bush or smth and pray

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nvm i took the drop gg

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and i didnt have the exfil gg

stark torrent
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i couldnt give a fuck

viral egret
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i got a golden gphone thing

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from the drop

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instantly stashed into the container

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still no fortis grip bro

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can woods provide

stark torrent
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do the barter

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for the mpx at mechanic lvl 1

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it has a fortis on it

viral egret
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i need to barter for mp5sd too

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couldve been worse

stark torrent
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you can craft the w parts at lvl 1 workbench

the rest u find at pcs and cabinets, go streets

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or reserve

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as scav

viral egret
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i dont have the workbench yet

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im tryna get shit to do hideout but like

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my stash is full vril

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ive legt died 3 times and got like 6 rows of space

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from full full

soft coral
stark torrent
soft coral
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hit it up as scav

stark torrent
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scav anal intercourse in the shelves of OLI

viral egret
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@stark torrent i need advice on something

soft coral
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genuinely seek help

viral egret
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DO I spend 1.1m

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for a scavbox

soft coral
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yes

viral egret
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ok

soft coral
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youll need it

stark torrent
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pretty much always

fast garden
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ah fuck

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i forgot to get prapors package from the btr camp

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gg

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too busy getting fat

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its so peak man

wintry ridge
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holy fuck pvp is cbt hell

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why are all the shoreline spawns so close together

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nikitia should get fucking monolithosaka'd

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literally camp in a bush for 15 minutes so people spread out and someone is still camping my spawn

ivory sluice
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people know and camp spawn points ? and the game doesnt check if anyones around ?

wintry ridge
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iedy does it

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other people do it

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its retarded

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its not camping as in waiting for them to spawn

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its rushing to where they spawned

ivory sluice
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ah ok so they dont materialize in front of you

compact knoll
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top of the morning to ya laddies

wintry ridge
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this map is complete dogshit

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expansion doesnt change the flow at all

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its still just people at the edges rushing spawns to try and get some pmc kills for dogshit player loot

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since everyone's bringing dogshit gear because they only need to collect quest items

viral egret
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GZ matching

compact knoll
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dogshit gear

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yeah right

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its all fucking 4 class ak12s

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all i fucking see

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all day every day

viral egret
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yeAH

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i havent died to a guy with dogshit gear once

wintry ridge
viral egret
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all i die to is class 4 or 6 armor and fully kitted aks

fast garden
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if you are on like

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the starter maps

wintry ridge
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im just trying to sneak out with this stupid fucking flash drive but its always someone sitting near the extracts

fast garden
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shoreline is the only map thats been hell ngl

fast garden
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it begins

wintry ridge
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classic

hallow stream
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locate the exit game button

compact knoll
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@fast garden

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there are rewards

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but they are ass to get

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as always

wintry ridge
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k

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also wtf is this matching

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i got a pmc woods raid that spawned me with 10 minutes left

viral egret
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please wtf

wintry ridge
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nikitia unironically kill yourself

viral egret
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im SCAVVING

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but apparently nobodys doing GZ

wintry ridge
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I spawned LATER THAN THE FUCKING SCAVS

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and it took me 3 minutes to match

fast garden
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hmmm

hallow stream
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30k are sitting in stash at all times playing tetris

wintry ridge
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this game would be awesome if solo wasnt abysmal hell

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literally everyone i run into is a trio or more

fast garden
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man

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im so sad the mechanism is a 120k bag now

viral egret
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nikita

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bro i run the fucking 3x3 bag

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transformer bag

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i cant buy anything better

fast garden
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ragman 1 and 2 sucks ass

wintry ridge
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im so sad all my money is gone because i keep getting insta headshot every fight

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the only time I die to chest or arm shots are from scavs

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crazy how that works

fast garden
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so on eu servers we have seen like

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maybe 5 pscavs

viral egret
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not even scavs kill me with arm or chest shots

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i got shot by a pscav

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other than that never seen one

fast garden
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on us servers as soon as the timer runs up the whole map is full of them

compact knoll
fast garden
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2 entire mintues of lag spikes

compact knoll
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@fast garden @stark torrent @ancient marsh

fast garden
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theres no way man

hallow stream
viral egret
compact knoll
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thatd be funny to fuck with people

viral egret
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atleast i managed to scav into woods

hallow stream
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steam should make like

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a tag like they have for early access games

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but its just

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extremely buggy dogshit

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and place it on eft

stark torrent
fast garden
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i wonder what causes it

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is it the too many quests bug lmfao

hallow stream
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might be method

fast garden
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yeah idk man

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prob a good way to get banned

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invincible pmc gg

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if it happens to me ill just farm scav rep with coop and car without killing anyone maybe

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oh

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no exfils

hallow stream
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who is he fooling

fast garden
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yeah ill just play scav ig

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gg

stark torrent
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i think the game just crashes if u exfil or shit idk

viral egret
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airdrop on wods gg

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woods

viral egret
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man i just wanna do snoreline thing

viral egret
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but i cant find the intercom

wintry ridge
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its next to where you do the task

viral egret
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bro

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i just died to a 400h unheard

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and this guy has worse aim than a newbie

wintry ridge
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its literally next to the sniper sign lmfao

viral egret
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bro could not hit shit

viral egret
wintry ridge
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@fast garden do u wanna tarkov later

wintry ridge
viral egret
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time to go snoreline ig

wintry ridge
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next to it

viral egret
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legit bare minimum

compact knoll
viral egret
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i hope i dont spawn in the woods

fast garden
compact knoll
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If it's attached on something you can sell it

viral egret
wintry ridge
fast garden
wintry ridge
fast garden
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including colorfulness

compact knoll
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Saw it

viral egret
compact knoll
fast garden
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game is now bland as fuck

viral egret
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itll help me hear the bullets whizzing towards my head faster

stark torrent
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duckass in the back of whatever map

viral egret
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tarkob

wintry ridge
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i just wanna finish this shoreline shit

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let me out

viral egret
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another 15 min matching sesh

fast garden
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king gg

wintry ridge
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i think i might jsut stick to pve if this wipe is gonna be this ratty

fast garden
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what servers do you even play on

wintry ridge
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literally every person ive fought has been stuck to a bush

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NA west

fast garden
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lmfao

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go either na central or south

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fuck west servers

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those are always the worst

compact knoll
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Play europe

fast garden
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if possible do EU west tho

compact knoll
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Get pushed by 5 different people?

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???

fast garden
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eu players are 99% retarded

stark torrent
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NA had rubberbanding a few hours ago i hope its better now

compact knoll
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Bait

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Na players suck

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In every game

fast garden
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both are true

compact knoll
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Its a well known fact

stark torrent
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playing 16 hours a day

fast garden
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id rather fight them than the person in a corner with shotgun

compact knoll
little flame
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LOL

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ALL LOOTED BTW

fast garden
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where exfil alle

compact knoll
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Shits hard to see tbh

wintry ridge
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im fine with fighting these retards on shoreline but I just wanna actually be able to shoot back

little flame
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scav bunka

fast garden
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bro got 5 whole minutes

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gg

compact knoll
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Yeah just go leave

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Fuck the rest

wintry ridge
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not get headshot instantly the second they see me

compact knoll
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In before he dies to goons

wintry ridge
fast garden
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dude im on like 3-4 na servers and cant get into a game on woods

little flame
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TRUE

fast garden
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servers cooked gg

viral egret
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snoreline

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headphones no battery gg il play in like 30 more min

wintry ridge
fast garden
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servers might be fucked guys

wintry ridge
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2 minute wait time

viral egret
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im on EU ser vers

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and i dont even load in with scavs half the time

little flame
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mine are fine

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on eu

fast garden
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within the last 15 minutes frota

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god bless US servers

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gg

wintry ridge
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idk im getting ready for class

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gonna slack off and read my book all day instead of making my part

little flame
fast garden
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yeah fuck this im switching to eu west

wintry ridge
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tbh i think i should just scav woods 1 trillion times

little flame
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o7

ivory sluice
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RAT poison, for you

little flame
fast garden
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@compact knoll @stark torrent pls rush arena questlines since i have key

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i want the container but ill wait

little flame
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anyone need pharmacist?

fast garden
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since we have no idea if the key is 100% or not

little flame
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i got the key

fast garden
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imma actually run scav shoreline

compact knoll
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ill be there in an hour

compact knoll
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we can do part 4 all of us together

stark torrent
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1 win in checkpoint

fast garden
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i already did all the parts gg

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im on the first key part

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ill join for the wager match part tho

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4

fast garden
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since thats the ass one

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i just do not want to play more arena than necessary

fast garden
little flame
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they were fine

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but not anymore

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cuz bsg is still after so many years

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complete

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dogshit

keen sparrow
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okay, i played tf out of 3.11 and had 500 million, who tf is getting over 1 billion

little flame
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fix servers? nah just put some duct tape on there

fast garden
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2 10 min queues back to back im just gonna inventory

fast garden
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i remember people posting their 2 bil rouble bug on pve

little flame
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hyperrat

keen sparrow
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SPT changelogs btw

little flame
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people who dont want to play the game

keen sparrow
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it's probably people cheating themselves 1bil with SPT.give command

little flame
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even simpler

keen sparrow
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If you think you know how stupid SPT players are, trust, you don't

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doctorsmithiknowiamone.mp4

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The amount of cursed HUDs i've seen

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compass with headings and quest markers on the bottom of the screen. numerical values for health, energy and hydration next to their stance and stamina indicator, HALO style radar top-left

little flame
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😭

keen sparrow
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999.99 max carry weight

little flame
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that just makes the game no fun

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what

keen sparrow
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ammo stacks to 1000 instead of 40-60-70

keen sparrow
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I'd get asked to look at what one of my guns is doing, they'd send a video or screenshot, and looking at is was like looking directly into the sun with binoculars.

little flame
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asjfdgsalkjjjhdddddggggggggggggggggg

fast garden
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alle at what point do you understand what servers died means

little flame
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might aswell try

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are they gonna fix this?

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literally cant buy from traders

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😭

keen sparrow
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beautiful

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I gotta tell homie to stop letting Unity compress his textures to 1K though

little flame
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@fast garden think servers up

fast garden
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yeah we back

keen sparrow
foggy jay
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Stuck at work šŸ™

foggy jay
foggy jay
keen sparrow
foggy jay
compact knoll
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@fast garden get on

fast garden
foggy jay
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Every wipe I'm like "maybe it's time to finally play 9x19 again", but end up playing VPO with .366 because of the easy to buy 30 pen ammo.

foggy jay
fast garden
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thats also exactly why there are so few other player scavs there

foggy jay
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Shoreline is actually easy to extract I think, scavs are plenty and nicely packed. Easy XP, fast loot.

foggy jay
fast garden
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stashes are eh

foggy jay
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Otherwise, where are you going? Pier is looted 100% when you scav (or a PMC is there)

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Dorms Resort is a death sentence

fast garden
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you would be surprised

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but its actually

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the smuggler base and the radar station

foggy jay
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Isn't radar station always looted too ?

fast garden
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they have added a LOT of random tool spawns all over the area, theres far more than just the safe and filing cabinets

foggy jay
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Like basically, PMC spawns are like: if you spawn east you have 1 point where you rush radar, 1 point when you rush pier, and the rest are cucked behind these two chads.

If you spawn west (tunnel side) you are in for a ride and will get backstabbed if you don't GTFO ASAP (or you speed run cottage and GTFO), or you speed run Resort

foggy jay
fast garden
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most people are on shoreline right now for the first two story tasks, which are both in the south west corner at tunnel and at the island

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maybe the rare "plant my sv98"

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but not a lot of people are even that far, so.

foggy jay
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(and I simply hate the vertical parts of the maps because of the sound issues, you hear someone on your level: too bad he's one level up or one level down)

fast garden
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the 3 times i have gone with artyom, we have been those chads and is has been empty, so its kinda give or take this early in the wipe

foggy jay
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(that's also why I hate dorms in customs)

fast garden
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its always a gamble, as is anything

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but most people who would be on shoreline for resort loot, wont be because resort is so key dependant

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and its a little early to have a full key spread

compact knoll
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lets see if this gifs quality is gonna be fucked up

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called it

fast garden
little flame
little flame
keen sparrow
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It's so bad

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Do you use PostFX at all?

compact knoll
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the whole zoo is there

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5 people every time

little flame
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they turned mine off

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like bro

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my game looks like a 2014 game now

fast garden
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yes they disabled some of them

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no idea why

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gg

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the lion sends every penny to arena

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if he loses he kills himself

stark torrent
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Gather Resources to Escape Tarkov

or

Spend all your money to die in Arena ggs

compact knoll
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oouh
husbanto
you fail the ref quest
now we are homeress

viral egret
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thats whh

compact knoll
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fuck is this

little flame
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im playing with a random british stoner from the tarkov discord

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my mind is melting

sour viper
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Nikita for dev of the year

stark torrent
fluid gyro
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didnt pick up the ledx in tutorial

dapper grotto
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bsg

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you fucking fun hating cucks

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my god how can a studio be this at war with players having fun in their game

cyan garnet
fluid gyro
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oh thank god

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if i cant have it no one can

compact knoll
little flame
hybrid kindle
keen sparrow
fast garden
compact knoll
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@soft coral i thought you didnt like tarkov

soft coral
soft coral
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ah

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no idea I dont play that garbage

spring fable
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ngl, the flea market level restrictions are stupid
like buying, i can get behind that
but the game telling me i cant sell that sledgehammer until im lvl 30 is stupid

foggy jay
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2.5mil means I would already have a lucky scav box

fast garden
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king gg

dapper grotto
little flame
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new area on interchange is nuts bro

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???????

wintry ridge
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@compact knoll hi buddy

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Would u be down for pvp in like 3 hours

compact knoll
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awesome tarkov party

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evil and intimidating homosexual

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im playing with friends already

wintry ridge
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Iedy?

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Evil and intimidating pepi

compact knoll
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a couple other people yeah

fast garden
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servers fucked again king gg

viral egret
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@stark torrent are servers down

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i cant queue into any game

stark torrent
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yeah

viral egret
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1.0 ready game

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fuck you nikita i hope he chokes on a cock

wintry ridge
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Ouhhhh I need buddies for this dogshit game

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All my previous ones are PvE only now caught

viral egret
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go ask cockrider

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or like

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the other 4 in the mental hospital

blazing basin
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The raging and seething is incredible

little flame
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fishing gear done

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nice

viral egret
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not me

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in my defense i was coughing and talking

little flame
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EUUUGUGHHHHH

viral egret
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i cough like a broken lawnmower

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ask them

stark torrent
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i cant man

compact knoll
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I CANT

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AAHAHHAA

stark torrent
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not anymore , tho now you get a set reward with much better stuff like 2.5 mil , FIR LEDX and GPU lol

fast garden
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laughter to tears every time man

compact knoll
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my stomach hurts man

viral egret
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server jester fr

fast garden
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"can you get into ze truck with ze twuo green-- AUUGH OOOOOOOOUGH"

viral egret
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i was dying both in game and in real life

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šŸ‘

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apparently it also sounded like i came

little flame
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denying reality

viral egret
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vro

viral egret
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bagamias pl

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@stark torrent ma omorat johnny sins

soft coral
little flame
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EAAUUGUGHH THE TRUCK GOT ME

little flame
viral egret
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by a 2 man

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from the trees

little flame
viral egret
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no vro

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i was being shot

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by the trees

little flame
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so u came?

viral egret
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the trees are screaming

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no i wanted to talk and coughed my left lung out and it came out more as a " i came" sound rather than a "im dying"

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you do you

viral egret
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go shit in a different toilet or something

viral egret
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i hope you get chased down by kollontay

glossy condor
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so I thought they've changed how you unlock jaeger based on the tour questline... so I only came back to ground zero at lvl 10 KEK

little flame
glacial haven
full sand
fast garden
glacial haven
crystal musk
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all this rage makes me wanna queue in and rage a bit too

foggy jay
viral egret
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sincr when

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do you know

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romanian

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bagamias pl

compact knoll
glacial haven
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it is a unique cast

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not just whatever you can find in Hollywood

full sand
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fully released game

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no more early access

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just as buggy if not more buggy than beta

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Nikita you've done it again

viral egret
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nikita spent too much time analyzing the vein patterns to do bugfixing

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no further explanation

blazing basin
glacial haven
granite coralBOT
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šŸ“š Gump Gump

Is [everything] and is [everywhere] but no one can find out [what it is].

Hey man she’s [kinda hot], yeah I think I’m gonna take her to [the Gump] Gump.

Mom: What do you want for dinner?

Me: Gump Gump

You best change that [attitude] before I send Gump Gump on you!

glacial haven
glacial haven
soft coral
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@fast garden reminder: Isaac is THE game where bombing a coin beggar gives you angel deal chance

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what we learned?
bombing homeless people makes you more religious

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IN GAME OFC

glacial haven
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most of the context i already gave in voice

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we pretty much use this channel as a public clipboard for voice

blazing basin
glacial haven
blazing basin
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I've no mic, don't play this game, and am sick of playing videogames in general

wintry ridge
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are you xalrider?

glacial haven
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i just send screenshots, he test drives those

wintry ridge
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yeah xalrider kept yapping about his vibrating lovense plug the other day

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you didnt hear it from me but apparently it's connected to his tarkov item value

glacial haven
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the most secretive triggerbot, it goes on level 10 when he aims someone

wintry ridge
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holy fuck nikitia kys

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anyone who does tutorial now gets 2 mil, a ledx, and a gpu

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no retroactive rewarding either

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anyone who didnt wait to play the game just gets fucked i guess

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i'm all for giving free shit out but like

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its so demeaning to not just give out a playerbase wide reward of 2mil or something using the SYSTEM chat guy instead of making it reliant on doing something that most players have already done

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and cant redo

little flame
wintry ridge
glacial haven
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because before, there was literally no chance in hell you will get 2.5mil roubles out of there

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so you just get better shit now altogether

wintry ridge
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like being able to get a ledx straight up from tutorial is idiotic

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now getting a gpu and ledx and 2 mil

glacial haven
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I don't even know if there was one

wintry ridge
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no its not like that

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they removed the looting stuff

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you just get it after tutorial is done

little flame
glacial haven
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Yeah I know, now you get 2.5m rub, 1 gpu and 1 ledx for just finishing

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Before you got the loot from it

wintry ridge
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yeah

glacial haven
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But whatever you took out of it is worse than whatever people get now

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The ledx sure but what about gpu and 2.5m rub

wintry ridge
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make it an opthalmoscope and like

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uhhh

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tetris or something

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as hidden items

wintry ridge
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they make the worst decision first every single time

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i bet theyre gonna change the rewards after player complaints and then just make it nothing bonus other than the mpx

glacial haven
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But it's still retarded either way

wintry ridge
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im not gonna complain about missing a hidden item spawn but like

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when the hidden item spawn is a super rare quest item

glacial haven
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It felt pretty cool to find the hidden ledx but now it's just like worthless

wintry ridge
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cant wear the yellow frag goggles with helmet

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okay man

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okay

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unable to wear the goggles that go with the ratnik helm with the ratnik helm

fast garden
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i saw the free rewards

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said

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"damn thats a lot that would be nice to have"

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and forgot about it

stark torrent
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yeah i mean it is what it is , they said they wont give shit so just call them cunts and move on

wintry ridge
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i just want my 2mil to pay off mechanic the cunt

fast garden
soft coral
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play gta 5 once
instantly get tons of gta5 memes on insta

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ok I see

little flame
fleet carbon
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Brother are you surprised

soft coral
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no

fleet carbon
#

if you have ever used any social media ever then Meta already knows what 99% of your contacts are

soft coral
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couldn't care less

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I really enjoy playing the game

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wandering around doing missions and genuinely exploring the world

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plus I like doing 100% so I will 100% story mode as well

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gn

noble current
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I gotta ask: of the two games should I buy Tarkov or Arc Raiders?

soft coral
#

option 3: get an actual good game like rdr2 or something

noble current
#

I did play Arena breakout and I thought it was fun

noble current
soft coral
#

play it again

#

tarkov is ass

compact knoll
#

tarkov

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buy tarkov

soft coral
#

but

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yeah tarkov will give you more game time

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i dont see arc surviving none of the others did sure as hell this one aint survining too

noble current
#

True very true

fast garden
little flame
stark torrent
little flame
soft coral
#

once again

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deserved for playing

little flame
#

IVAN

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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U ACTUAL RETARD

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NOBODY CARES

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HOLY SHIT

compact knoll
#

these 3 retards just hard locked themselves

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and i died so i didnt

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nevermind

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servers just died

soft coral
stark torrent
#

alle getting ragebaited by ivan

soft coral
#

actually

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bro fell for it so hard

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u see

compact knoll
#

they dont know the game is shit

soft coral
#

artyomka and iedy have learned to not care

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when I say such stuff

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anyway gn

little flame
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im off

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gn

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sleep well ivan

soft coral
wintry ridge
fast garden
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@ancient marsh

wintry ridge
#

wait

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you can just go to the plane lmfao

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you dont need level 2

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skier or whoever yaps about a plane crash and you pick the dialogue for it and you get the task to investigate it

fast garden
wintry ridge
#

imagine picking the wrong dialogue and locking urself out of the quest lmfao

wintry ridge
#

also wtf is wrong with her tits

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thats not how a plate carrier works

wanton bridge
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also they are way to small the key cards are the size of a credit card if not smaller

wintry ridge
#

lab card too big

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or lady too small

wanton bridge
#

ya i have a black labs card on my desk

wintry ridge
#

@compact knoll is extracting still bugged

compact knoll
#

what?

wanton bridge
#

how so i just extracted talking here

wintry ridge
#

that item id error

fast garden
#

item id got fixed

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temp issue

spring fable
wintry ridge
wanton bridge
#

ll2 therapist got

fast garden
wintry ridge
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2 scav raids in a row gg

fast garden
#

makes sense man

hard heart
#

A wholesome chinese fan-animation of RPK-16 and AK-15 commiting war crimes at the Resort of the Shoreline (Escape from Tarkov) map. AK-15 then descends into the Labyrinth where the objective awaits...

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digital remnant
#

do you keep the shit you get in the tutorial or did I just get robbed lol

fast garden
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"did i get robbed"

wintry ridge
#

bsg balancing with a hammer once again

digital remnant
#

I got lucky and found a mppv or whatever that big ass rig was called and I got none of it lol

fast garden
#

you get way better shit

digital remnant
#

got the ledx atleast it looks like

wintry ridge
#

you get more than just the ledx champ

digital remnant
#

Like what the usec armor/ak12 because yea I pretty much only got the mpx and ledx out of all the shit I looted it looks like

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none of the cms's or afak's

fast garden
#

the 2.5 mil roub and gpu?

digital remnant
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didnt get the 2.5 but I do have the gpu

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huh oh well time to grind

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oh I see they changed it today nothing carries over you just get those rewards

compact knoll
keen sparrow
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Cool, i’ll use the 7 dollars i saved to buy a pack of cigs, cause yeah imma eat them after seeing therapist’s 3d model

glossy condor
#

what the frick I was just planting a poster with low dura ak and prs ammo

wanton bridge
hollow haven
#

Ready to die 10 times in a rowsalute

wanton bridge
#

me My duo and I kept the stuff there was even a LEDX there we both got

hollow haven
wanton bridge
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ah ok

hollow haven
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2.5M roubles ledx and gpu