#š£tarkov-released
1 messages Ā· Page 454 of 1
every single map cycle, every time
add lighthouse > add expansion > add mines > kys
We got wiped tonight by a dude with purple couch backpack and a modded m60 full of m61. day 3ish of wipe

This is fine
jesus christ
900 hours and I legitimately still don't even know a single lighthouse extract
only been there 2 times as scav
lmfao
nerfed boss loadouts
gamma container 

every boss has the same shit
True, we just wanted to loot crackhouse
jesus
lmfao
killa has the same armor , tagilla same shit

so yeah ggs
killed parmesean
parmezano
on customs
thought he was a regular scav
i was looting abuilding heard someone walk outside my door, knew it was a scav
peeked out and killed him and it was parmizan š
I totally forgot about the mines he puts down
heard a scav creeping, went to buses, heard clink, asked what that was, boom

2nd raid, we go to construction. Buddy dies to player. I rush in to avenge him
end up fighting 6+ scavs bc reshala and the boys spawned in too
only good thing so far this wipe is interchange lighting seems better
Idk if you knew but partisan had the lit pumpkin and had a manic ass laugh during halloween
put me tf out of it when I was at the pier on shoreline

hello tarkov

Is the BTR still bugged?
not so far
im arenaing my shit
i think i will finish arena quest today
i cant even defend myself it sounded like that
since i got key from cabinet i could have had theta day 2
it was just a cough when iw anted to talk
day 3 theta will do

theta moment
bru
how do yo uget this one
im still crying over here with my alpha container
hit lvl 10 and start ref quest
but some of the tasks are in arena
you do get a free arena trial early in the quest
can i get epsilon or wtv the other one is
so if you lock tf in you can do it
but you need the dorm overseer key
ill find it probably
just gotta live enough to use it
kms i have no space
mf skinned my gun
so make sure you have that before you activate the trial
@dapper grotto gg if that was you <3

i realize now the names are different
whelp
one more time i must lock in
the lion does not concern itself with the abysmal technical state of arena and the horrible stutters
80 fps slideshow

i have a feeling you wont like what comes next man
IMPOSTER
ok so apparently the original designer that made the traders models and shit in the alpha / early beta left BSG a few years ago
so thats why we have these funny looking traders
how fucking hard is it to copy some fucking work
fucking shit bsg
my expectations are low but holy fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1ozd9l9/turns_out_you_can_sell_stuff_early_if_its
the pasta strikes again

hmmm
forgot i need to also do the uh
actual eft tasks for ref
gg
oh fuck i hit lvl 20
nice
flea market
oh well
that mp7 served me well
got 2 kills for task then exfil camped gate 3
he needed it
no shot man
š i know what we doing later
gonna lose at least 500k roubles
possible it will give your kit back or shit
medstation 1 craft
bru
and that
bold of you to assume ive done anything in hideout
i dont even have space in stash
ive literally built a door and vents
next gunsmith is shift grip gg
i have one i think?
well if i want to have like 1 more row of space i gotta cough up all this
oh no ggs i lost my shift grip
i think i died in raid when i found it
i have a 60rnd 5.45 ak mag for that quest though
its over man

ggs king die to a guy with superior shit because i didnt bring tourniquet
more stash space atleast
skill issue
not my fault
guy had flashlight setup
could see god before i could see to shoot him
i hit him in the head twice apparently but my shit ammo doesnt pierce anything but paper
yes it is
skill issue
man i cannot see thru the blinding light of god stop busting my balls
i have like 20 hours
i wouldve had more of a shot if he wasnt trying to highbeam me like its 4 am on the A0
i mean im happy about dying
its free stash space
i can actually store my shit when i exit raid
game shit?
@fast garden
A white tear rolled down his leg
i am tarkoving it what are you doing
@stark torrent when customs bbg
time to do catalina
ahh okay
ive done it multiple times so its not that hard
those times were on phone so on pc its even faster
mobile gtasa
thays where i did my first ever 100%
on my old huawei honor
i imagine in those older games theres a lot of silly collectables and shit
granted all of the games have them i think

i hate collectables
snapshots in san fiero horseshoes in las venturas and tags in Los Santos
the oysters are all across the map
so they take lots of hours
theres 3 courier missions
quarry firefighter vigilantee and medic
import export vehicle collecting
races with cars bikes and planes and some other stuff
bro
airdrop lands closae to me in customs
close
imma camp it
for a sec
because its next to drughouse exfil and i dont wanna get lit up
imma hide in a bush or smth and pray
nvm i took the drop gg
and i didnt have the exfil gg
i got a golden gphone thing
from the drop
instantly stashed into the container
still no fortis grip bro
can woods provide
you can craft the w parts at lvl 1 workbench
the rest u find at pcs and cabinets, go streets
or reserve
as scav
i dont have the workbench yet
im tryna get shit to do hideout but like
my stash is full vril
ive legt died 3 times and got like 6 rows of space
from full full
for the dvds id hit back of interchange
yes, backshots on interchange are always good
hit it up as scav
scav anal intercourse in the shelves of OLI
@stark torrent i need advice on something
genuinely seek help
yes
ok
youll need it
i forgot thats what uv lamps are for gg
ah fuck
i forgot to get prapors package from the btr camp
gg
too busy getting fat
its so peak man
holy fuck pvp is cbt hell
why are all the shoreline spawns so close together
nikitia should get fucking monolithosaka'd
literally camp in a bush for 15 minutes so people spread out and someone is still camping my spawn
people know and camp spawn points ? and the game doesnt check if anyones around ?
iedy does it
other people do it
its retarded
its not camping as in waiting for them to spawn
its rushing to where they spawned
ah ok so they dont materialize in front of you
top of the morning to ya laddies
this map is complete dogshit
expansion doesnt change the flow at all
its still just people at the edges rushing spawns to try and get some pmc kills for dogshit player loot
since everyone's bringing dogshit gear because they only need to collect quest items
GZ matching
dogshit gear
yeah right
its all fucking 4 class ak12s
all i fucking see
all day every day
i got killed by 3 guys with pp19s and pacas and some dude with EKO and no armor
all i die to is class 4 or 6 armor and fully kitted aks
im just trying to sneak out with this stupid fucking flash drive but its always someone sitting near the extracts
shoreline is the only map thats been hell ngl
bunch of fucking homeless people molested me for my scav gear
classic
@fast garden
there are rewards
but they are ass to get
as always
k
also wtf is this matching
i got a pmc woods raid that spawned me with 10 minutes left
please wtf
nikitia unironically kill yourself
i saw an achivement for double crossing him as well
hmmm
40k player game btw
30k are sitting in stash at all times playing tetris

this game would be awesome if solo wasnt abysmal hell
literally everyone i run into is a trio or more
ragman 1 and 2 sucks ass
im so sad all my money is gone because i keep getting insta headshot every fight
the only time I die to chest or arm shots are from scavs

crazy how that works
not even scavs kill me with arm or chest shots
i got shot by a pscav
other than that never seen one
on us servers as soon as the timer runs up the whole map is full of them
2 entire mintues of lag spikes
1.0 ready game btw
thatd be funny to fuck with people
atleast i managed to scav into woods
steam should make like
a tag like they have for early access games
but its just
extremely buggy dogshit
and place it on eft

apparently you cant extract tho
but can you transit bug doe

might be method
yeah idk man
prob a good way to get banned
invincible pmc gg
if it happens to me ill just farm scav rep with coop and car without killing anyone maybe
oh
no exfils
who is he fooling
i think the game just crashes if u exfil or shit idk
man i just wanna do snoreline thing
but i cant find the intercom
its next to where you do the task
its literally next to the sniper sign lmfao
bro could not hit shit
huh i went to right and i got put down like a dog
@fast garden do u wanna tarkov later
not past the sign
time to go snoreline ig
next to it
legit bare minimum
i hope i dont spawn in the woods
most likely will be with iedy and artyom doing shit
If it's attached on something you can sell it
whats that used for
no comms??
they disabled some postfx settings
let me in vro
including colorfulness
Saw it
why bother with hearing when they shoot me from like 800 meters anyway
Another 18 hour tarkov sesh
game is now bland as fuck
itll help me hear the bullets whizzing towards my head faster
duckass in the back of whatever map
tarkob
another 15 min matching sesh
you have another 4 weeks of shoreline ahead of you pal
king gg
i think i might jsut stick to pve if this wipe is gonna be this ratty
what servers do you even play on
lmfao
go either na central or south
fuck west servers
those are always the worst
Play europe
if possible do EU west tho
eu players are 99% retarded
NA had rubberbanding a few hours ago i hope its better now
Thats bair
Bait
Na players suck
In every game
Its a well known fact
no its opposite , NA players are easier , EU players are fucking fentanyl teenagers liek Artyom
playing 16 hours a day

id rather fight them than the person in a corner with shotgun
I be moving like a weasel on meth
idk man
where exfil alle
Shits hard to see tbh
im fine with fighting these retards on shoreline but I just wanna actually be able to shoot back
scav bunka
not get headshot instantly the second they see me
In before he dies to goons
goons are easier than these retards since they actually push me

dude im on like 3-4 na servers and cant get into a game on woods
TRUE
servers cooked gg
my servers are peak
servers might be fucked guys
idk im getting ready for class

gonna slack off and read my book all day instead of making my part

ggez
yeah fuck this im switching to eu west
tbh i think i should just scav woods 1 trillion times
o7
RAT poison, for you
@compact knoll @stark torrent pls rush arena questlines since i have key
i want the container but ill wait
anyone need pharmacist?
since we have no idea if the key is 100% or not
i got the key
imma actually run scav shoreline
ill be there in an hour
ok imma go do part 2 now
we can do part 4 all of us together
1 win in checkpoint
i already did all the parts gg
im on the first key part
ill join for the wager match part tho
4
you can still see the double g
hahahahah
the fine servers in question
they were fine
but not anymore
cuz bsg is still after so many years
complete
dogshit
okay, i played tf out of 3.11 and had 500 million, who tf is getting over 1 billion
fix servers? nah just put some duct tape on there
2 10 min queues back to back im just gonna inventory
pve farm tards
i remember people posting their 2 bil rouble bug on pve
let me rephrase
SPT changelogs btw
people who dont want to play the game
it's probably people cheating themselves 1bil with SPT.give command
even simpler
If you think you know how stupid SPT players are, trust, you don't
doctorsmithiknowiamone.mp4
The amount of cursed HUDs i've seen
compass with headings and quest markers on the bottom of the screen. numerical values for health, energy and hydration next to their stance and stamina indicator, HALO style radar top-left
š
999.99 max carry weight
ammo stacks to 1000 instead of 40-60-70
I'd get asked to look at what one of my guns is doing, they'd send a video or screenshot, and looking at is was like looking directly into the sun with binoculars.
asjfdgsalkjjjhdddddggggggggggggggggg
alle at what point do you understand what servers died means
might aswell try

are they gonna fix this?
literally cant buy from traders
š

beautiful
I gotta tell homie to stop letting Unity compress his textures to 1K though
yeah we back
Stuck at work š
Yeah it's so fucking dumb
scav customs matches in about a min

are you gonna make a trench or somehting? Who needs melee weapons?
@fast garden get on
shoreline for the usually uncontested higher tier tool loot + the key needed for the arena questline
Every wipe I'm like "maybe it's time to finally play 9x19 again", but end up playing VPO with .366 because of the easy to buy 30 pen ammo.
My PMC lives in Shoreline that's why I switch to something else with the scav
thats also exactly why there are so few other player scavs there
Shoreline is actually easy to extract I think, scavs are plenty and nicely packed. Easy XP, fast loot.
true but I feel like you need to learn all the stashes to scav there
stashes are eh
Otherwise, where are you going? Pier is looted 100% when you scav (or a PMC is there)
Dorms Resort is a death sentence
Isn't radar station always looted too ?
they have added a LOT of random tool spawns all over the area, theres far more than just the safe and filing cabinets
Like basically, PMC spawns are like: if you spawn east you have 1 point where you rush radar, 1 point when you rush pier, and the rest are cucked behind these two chads.
If you spawn west (tunnel side) you are in for a ride and will get backstabbed if you don't GTFO ASAP (or you speed run cottage and GTFO), or you speed run Resort
yeah there are the outside, that's true, PMCs rarely loot that because it's too risky
most people are on shoreline right now for the first two story tasks, which are both in the south west corner at tunnel and at the island
maybe the rare "plant my sv98"
but not a lot of people are even that far, so.
yeah resort is safe "for now". Or well, actually, in resort you have 7000h chads looking for juicy loot
(and I simply hate the vertical parts of the maps because of the sound issues, you hear someone on your level: too bad he's one level up or one level down)
the 3 times i have gone with artyom, we have been those chads and is has been empty, so its kinda give or take this early in the wipe
(that's also why I hate dorms in customs)
its always a gamble, as is anything
but most people who would be on shoreline for resort loot, wont be because resort is so key dependant
and its a little early to have a full key spread
https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Between_Two_Fires but ultimately, this is the purpose for scaving, the key required for this
go tunnel
the whole zoo is there
5 people every time
yes they disabled some of them
no idea why
gg
the lion sends every penny to arena
if he loses he kills himself
Gather Resources to Escape Tarkov
or
Spend all your money to die in Arena ggs
oouh
husbanto
you fail the ref quest
now we are homeress
bro im digging into ppls houses to rob them
thats whh
im playing with a random british stoner from the tarkov discord
my mind is melting

Nikita for dev of the year
bsg
you fucking fun hating cucks
my god how can a studio be this at war with players having fun in their game


@fast garden
God i hope that shit is true
@soft coral i thought you didnt like tarkov
that account is yellow I have unheard
ngl, the flea market level restrictions are stupid
like buying, i can get behind that
but the game telling me i cant sell that sledgehammer until im lvl 30 is stupid
WHAAAAAT ? So if you started day one you get a debuff ? WTF ??
2.5mil means I would already have a lucky scav box
king gg
BSG industry leaders in fucking over their community
awesome tarkov party
evil and intimidating homosexual
im playing with friends already
a couple other people yeah
servers fucked again king gg
yeah
i dont volunteer
go ask cockrider
or like
the other 4 in the mental hospital
The raging and seething is incredible
i cant man
not anymore , tho now you get a set reward with much better stuff like 2.5 mil , FIR LEDX and GPU lol
laughter to tears every time man
my stomach hurts man
"can you get into ze truck with ze twuo green-- AUUGH OOOOOOOOUGH"
more accuratee
i was dying both in game and in real life
š
apparently it also sounded like i came
vro
ah yes jhonnivich sinkovich
EAAUUGUGHH THE TRUCK GOT ME
how long were u edging for, to cum that bad when you saw a truck
i got shot
by a 2 man
from the trees
up the ass?
so u came?
the trees are screaming
no i wanted to talk and coughed my left lung out and it came out more as a " i came" sound rather than a "im dying"
you do you
u came and died
not just me

go shit in a different toilet or something
i hope you get chased down by kollontay
so I thought they've changed how you unlock jaeger based on the tour questline... so I only came back to ground zero at lvl 10 
where tf those 2.5 mil coming from
My pmc bugged and I got god mode somehow lol ( every raid ). Not gonna abuse till fixed , will just meme around
all this rage makes me wanna queue in and rage a bit too
Yeah I know. I got fucked through and through
im sorry
sincr when
do you know
romanian
bagamias pl
you have to admit, thats a great cast
it really is
it is a unique cast
not just whatever you can find in Hollywood
1.0 btw
fully released game
no more early access
just as buggy if not more buggy than beta
Nikita you've done it again
nikita spent too much time analyzing the vein patterns to do bugfixing
no further explanation
what is this thing?
š Gump Gump
Is [everything] and is [everywhere] but no one can find out [what it is].
Hey man sheās [kinda hot], yeah I think Iām gonna take her to [the Gump] Gump.
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Gump Gump
You best change that [attitude] before I send Gump Gump on you!
new lovense hardware
@fast garden reminder: Isaac is THE game where bombing a coin beggar gives you angel deal chance

what we learned?
bombing homeless people makes you more religious
IN GAME OFC
it's some 4.5k$ hardware for cheating that I just found, no one buys that shit and it looks like a chinese temu toy
most of the context i already gave in voice
we pretty much use this channel as a public clipboard for voice
I wasnt there
yeah, as i said below, we just use this channel as a public clipboard
I've no mic, don't play this game, and am sick of playing videogames in general
i just send screenshots, he test drives those
yeah xalrider kept yapping about his vibrating lovense plug the other day
you didnt hear it from me but apparently it's connected to his tarkov item value
the most secretive triggerbot, it goes on level 10 when he aims someone
holy fuck nikitia kys
anyone who does tutorial now gets 2 mil, a ledx, and a gpu

no retroactive rewarding either
anyone who didnt wait to play the game just gets fucked i guess
i'm all for giving free shit out but like
its so demeaning to not just give out a playerbase wide reward of 2mil or something using the SYSTEM chat guy instead of making it reliant on doing something that most players have already done
and cant redo
yeah that's kinda retarded
because before, there was literally no chance in hell you will get 2.5mil roubles out of there
so you just get better shit now altogether
like having hidden items was cool but making it that fucking valuable is stupid
like being able to get a ledx straight up from tutorial is idiotic
now getting a gpu and ledx and 2 mil
yeah but not everyone got it, i have not found the gpu in tutorial tbh
I don't even know if there was one
no its not like that
they removed the looting stuff
you just get it after tutorial is done

Yeah I know, now you get 2.5m rub, 1 gpu and 1 ledx for just finishing
Before you got the loot from it
yeah
But whatever you took out of it is worse than whatever people get now
The ledx sure but what about gpu and 2.5m rub
i think they shouldve had lower value stuff instead
make it an opthalmoscope and like
uhhh
tetris or something
as hidden items
i think theyre very very very bad at judgement calls
they make the worst decision first every single time
i bet theyre gonna change the rewards after player complaints and then just make it nothing bonus other than the mpx
I honestly just think people were pissing on reddit and twitter, so they changed it
But it's still retarded either way
im not gonna complain about missing a hidden item spawn but like
when the hidden item spawn is a super rare quest item
It felt pretty cool to find the hidden ledx but now it's just like worthless
cant wear the yellow frag goggles with helmet
okay man
okay
unable to wear the goggles that go with the ratnik helm with the ratnik helm
i saw the free rewards
said
"damn thats a lot that would be nice to have"
and forgot about it
yeah i mean it is what it is , they said they wont give shit so just call them cunts and move on
i just want my 2mil to pay off mechanic the cunt

Brother are you surprised
no
if you have ever used any social media ever then Meta already knows what 99% of your contacts are
couldn't care less
I really enjoy playing the game
wandering around doing missions and genuinely exploring the world
plus I like doing 100% so I will 100% story mode as well
gn
@stark torrent @fast garden
I gotta ask: of the two games should I buy Tarkov or Arc Raiders?
option 3: get an actual good game like rdr2 or something
I did play Arena breakout and I thought it was fun
Already played it
but
yeah tarkov will give you more game time
i dont see arc surviving none of the others did sure as hell this one aint survining too
True very true

these 3 retards just hard locked themselves
and i died so i didnt
nevermind
servers just died
mad? 
ye u2 man
awesome
wait
you can just go to the plane lmfao
you dont need level 2
skier or whoever yaps about a plane crash and you pick the dialogue for it and you get the task to investigate it
imagine picking the wrong dialogue and locking urself out of the quest lmfao
mp9 user

also wtf is wrong with her tits
thats not how a plate carrier works
also they are way to small the key cards are the size of a credit card if not smaller
engrish?
ya i have a black labs card on my desk
@compact knoll is extracting still bugged
what?
how so i just extracted talking here
that item id error
its animu style
common sense sizes do not apply
I literally just got it wdym
ll2 therapist got
gg
2 scav raids in a row gg
A wholesome chinese fan-animation of RPK-16 and AK-15 commiting war crimes at the Resort of the Shoreline (Escape from Tarkov) map. AK-15 then descends into the Labyrinth where the objective awaits...
All credit to the original BiliBili animator åµåµåµé ±
BiliBili Original Upload: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1EPgTzFEkp/
Thumbnail: http...
do you keep the shit you get in the tutorial or did I just get robbed lol
I got lucky and found a mppv or whatever that big ass rig was called and I got none of it lol
yeah man dw
you get way better shit
got the ledx atleast it looks like
you get more than just the ledx champ
Like what the usec armor/ak12 because yea I pretty much only got the mpx and ledx out of all the shit I looted it looks like
none of the cms's or afak's
the 2.5 mil roub and gpu?
didnt get the 2.5 but I do have the gpu
huh oh well time to grind
oh I see they changed it today nothing carries over you just get those rewards
That 15% is so pitiful
Cool, iāll use the 7 dollars i saved to buy a pack of cigs, cause yeah imma eat them after seeing therapistās 3d model
what the frick I was just planting a poster with low dura ak and prs ammo
you keep it unless you die
Ready to die 10 times in a row
me My duo and I kept the stuff there was even a LEDX there we both got
They changed it, now you get fixed items
ah ok
2.5M roubles ledx and gpu








