💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

they're an SPT user

[cosmic timber]

sale ended

[dapper grotto]

i have yet to defeat the login screen

[soft coral]

hope they find a cure

[dapper grotto]

[cosmic timber]

what does this even mean

[gritty python]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-storm-coming-honey-youve-got-a-big-storm-gif-15457542

[cosmic timber]

bro i play pvp every wipe

[fast garden]

5 min 20 sec queue booted to menu

[soft coral]

dw about it

[cosmic timber]

mfs just be sayin stuff

[soft coral]

I mean

at this point

I wont say anything

no point in laughing at you guys

[fast garden]

im not surprised at all

[daring torrent]

nice

[fast garden]

the suprising part would be if it worked

[soft coral]

genuinely no point in me shitting on stuff I've done enough

[soft coral]

we already know thee

[soft coral]

however

[keen sparrow]

You're literally in 3 SPT discords, probably Fika too

[cosmic timber]

youre in 2

and you used to make mods for it

[soft coral]

kekpoint to anyone who expected shit to work and was excited

[cosmic timber]

idk what ur on about

[keen sparrow]

yeah, got banned from the main one

[fast garden]

rex i think they reworked optics again

[cosmic timber]

yeah cus u were annoyin as shit

[fast garden]

i only used the holo in the tutorial

but it was sharper

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[cosmic timber]

clearly havent changed

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[keen sparrow]

Sorry, Terk's friends can't save you here

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[cosmic timber]

ts is funny af

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[cosmic timber]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[cosmic timber]

wow youre playing peak

[fast garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[gritty python]

rip

isaac had me interested

[soft coral]

unlike tarkov isaac is a good game

[daring grove]

FINALLy

[cosmic timber]

every game is a good game when compared to tark

[compact knoll]

LOCK INNNNNN

[keen sparrow]

That'll be interesting

I just wanna see what atatchments the lever actions takes

[frosty wigeon]

im having problem with my account so i cant join lel
but the BSG site is on maintenance

[fast garden]

has only 2 bullets

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/the-chosen-jesus-point-look-up-smiling-gif-1939873255476969076

[soft coral]

hope you-

nvm

good luck

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cumming-orgasm-finish-finishing-nut-face-gif-15746856

[cosmic timber]

all this just for the game to not be able to launch

[keen sparrow]

I have assetstudiogui ready to go

we'll see if the bundles are any different

[soft coral]

everyone is excited to nothing people are so dilusional and think it will work out of the box

like obviously not

[dapper grotto]

[soft coral]

but anyway

20 gig damn
probably half that is therapist tits model

[dapper grotto]

download has woken up

[stark torrent]

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-milk-milky-gif-26032502

[gritty python]

same boat for me

[round gust]

Dam, all the modding communities getting hit now, SPT gonna be a long while before they can do 5.0 thanks to IL2CPP

[glossy condor]

is like I'm downloading an obscure underseeded torrent file

[keen sparrow]

perfect way to describe it, actually

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-vomit-gif-15669269131231828557

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/inefablejuly-monkey-jumping-holding-onto-some-door-bars-desperate-gif-17826662376270823837

[round gust]

wait i thought tutorial is supposed to be pve?

[keen sparrow]

they really think anyone that bought this shit on steam hasn't played it before

[cyan garnet]

tutorial then first live raid in in interchange

[keen sparrow]

Interchange?

refund rate just went up to 80%

[dapper grotto]

man thinks he gets to draft dodge the normandy landing

[cyan garnet]

you do this gz tutorial then you have to go to interchange

lmfao

[round gust]

SPT did not prepare me for this

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coh3ox_3GqQ

[soft coral]

wtf is this guy posting

[keen sparrow]

[granite coral]

IT MAKES ME WAITING FOR A WHILE, THEN IT SAYS MAINTENANCE AGAIN, WE WAIT, IT SAYS MAINTENANCE AGAIN, WE ENTER AND GIVE AN ERROR, FUCK YOU, GAME LIKE THIS
-# Translated from :flag_tr: Turkish to :flag_gb: English

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144453269305958437/1439255916401917982/SPOILER_ak12_n4_handguard.png?ex=6919db06&is=69188986&hm=13e5b6832ba26f6f463991a6a05d437762f25202eefe03688b62106c49042d4b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=929

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144453269305958437/1439255917425332275/SPOILER_Escape_From_Tarkov_Screenshot_2025.11.15_-_14.23.52.15.png?ex=6919db06&is=69188986&hm=731c556921c0bc74bdf2dbd2f39bd262b81b36a7a007a9ea87fd3a6a76d1e16d&

[dapper grotto]

[daring grove]

:D

[viral egret]

please man

[dapper grotto]

bro where are my textures

[viral egret]

u dont get any

[dapper grotto]

FUCK YOU MEAN I JUST LOAD INTO RAID

[wintry ridge]

are all the weapons boxes empty

wtf

ive looted like 5 big ones near my spawn and theyre all gone roundstart

large black and large green ones are fucked

awesome

smaller ones are fine

[ancient marsh]

i mean

hes right

[cosmic timber]

those dont even dl msot of the time lmao

[cosmic timber]

if ur in the tutorial its prob scripted

no generals getting 330 fps on woods

[keen sparrow]

grats

the IL2CPP change that is making eft perform better might also kill SPT

[wintry ridge]

a fine trade off

spt still works fine, it just kills future spt updates

[keen sparrow]

we'll see. There's a way but it's giga-ass

[foggy jay]

PSA: everything from the first solo raid STAYS. MILK THAT RAID

[short cove]

wdym w that

c u h

[terse lichen]

having same problem

getting annoying asl

[stark torrent]

yeah same

[frosty wigeon]

so im not the only one
i wanted to do PVE raid

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1439264114521407630/image.png?ex=6919e2a9&is=69189129&hm=583ae6e2daea399d620b24c7cbb9cec998a84aa84bf75402047bf6a1f12ca33b&

[frosty wigeon]

new gun?

[foggy jay]

So we don't have a secure container

[dapper grotto]

the fuck are you

[frosty wigeon]

cant put meds in secure container

[foggy jay]

where am I supposed to shove my grizzly and ammo?

Grizzly went from top tier to shitass

[frosty wigeon]

wait
steam version doesnt have secured container?

[vivid dawn]

In the 200€ unheard edition

[dapper grotto]

into your blackrock like nikita intended

[dapper grotto]

HUH

[foggy jay]

I have a gamma container that can only contain food

[vivid dawn]

Lol

[dapper grotto]

[foggy jay]

cms goes into spec slot

[keen sparrow]

It's in bolt action, lol

[vivid dawn]

Glorified food storage

[foggy jay]

we don't loose spec slots right?

[dapper grotto]

correct

[keen sparrow]

ayyy, PRS

[foggy jay]

funnily enough: you can't buy ammo and weapons with the first traders

[keen sparrow]

Handbook btw

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

@ancient marsh this gif?

[glossy condor]

I thought you guys were memeing with the virtual queue

can't wipe my account xd

[dapper grotto]

is this interchange expansion a 1.0 thing or is this older?

[terse lichen]

how do people even get in to the launcher

[dapper grotto]

did you restart it yet?

[terse lichen]

i keep spamming the log in button but get the same error everytime

[dapper grotto]

i had to patch mine

[terse lichen]

yes

multiple times

[dapper grotto]

got in right after

[terse lichen]

wdym patch

[oak garnet]

I’ve been restarting the launcher since 3am west coast

[oak garnet]

Still nothing

[viral egret]

bro

@stark torrent my pc crashed

[stark torrent]

[dapper grotto]

these fucking models are the best fucking thing

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1429973126434783383/My_Video.gif

[terse lichen]

wtf is this

[keen sparrow]

[hallow stream]

SPT apparently got nuked cause of 1.0

you cant download anymore

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-maya-rudolph-snl-kamala-harris-gif-16229154

[daring grove]

forgot to drink

[terse lichen]

FINALLY

GOD BLESS

[daring grove]

and died after laying out a dude with an ak-12 and bp ammo

[viral egret]

discord crashed

[dapper grotto]

LOOK AT THIS

LOOOOOOK+

[viral egret]

so

each time i try to install eft

[fast garden]

guy that killed me had this btw

[fast garden]

M993 in mdr drum

[keen sparrow]

lmfao idk what i expected to see

yeah sights are totally different, wwtf

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[hidden lion]

это смех конечно

[keen sparrow]

Man, skills list feels a lot shorter......

[hallow stream]

fucking finally

come on

go down to red

you can do it

[wintry ridge]

and valuables still atleast

and keys

[round gust]

[keen sparrow]

I've had that happen

[hybrid kindle]

Really?

[keen sparrow]

because i forgot to delete a camera bone in blender, lol

[round gust]

Not exactly

SPT still works as it did

Issue is 1.0 has IL2CPP which changes what allowed them to mod the game entirely

[viral egret]

hey steam playes

[round gust]

As long as you didnt update to 1.0 you can still use SPT
There is also technically a way around there, since the official EFT Discord actually provides download for files for older version of the game, just saying...

[hybrid kindle]

Hmm

[foggy jay]

From GAMMA to Anomaly vanilla kind of

[keen sparrow]

like, the 'noise' shader is still there

but they turned it down a lot

[ancient marsh]

close enough, welcome back adolf hitler

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681953612783550502/1350438038886551613/togif.gif

[foggy jay]

The dialogues are full of bugs wtf

The eyes are fucked as well

[ancient marsh]

i launched arena, queued up and for a second i saw text in russian instead of english

[foggy jay]

Some sentences mean barely anything

Some sentences are repeated two times

[viral egret]

gork

have u finished installing

[round gust]

"don not worry" was what therapists subtiles were at one point lol

[foggy jay]

The concept of no real secure container means you’ll just play scavs to accumulate riches even more

[viral egret]

wdym

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[ancient marsh]

https://status.escapefromtarkov.com/

[viral egret]

you dont get secure container anymore??

[foggy jay]

Yeah I’m in

[round gust]

restrictions for items from softcore persist in 1.0

[foggy jay]

Gamma container only contains food

[ancient marsh]

no secure is fucking dogshit honestly

[round gust]

Cant put ammo or med in butt still

[viral egret]

wtff

[ancient marsh]

its food or like cases

docs cases

[viral egret]

too bad i have alpha conainer

i bought cheapest version

so it doesnt matter forme

[round gust]

i got left behind

literally

[foggy jay]

They killed the « p2w » part of the secure container basically

[fast garden]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

saw that yeah

took them for fucking ever

[round gust]

wait i only just noticed the flee restricts

lmao

[keen sparrow]

Moxo-pixel made a black one like.. last year

[foggy jay]

Also, first traders don’t sell any weapons and ammo

Basically pushing you to salvage guns

[gritty python]

so we’re playing stalker gamkov

[dapper grotto]

[gritty python]

👌

[keen sparrow]

?

[glossy condor]

ok how fucked am I if I wipe my acc right now? I bet this request will be borked and fail xd

[viral egret]

no rep gg

[fast garden]

you get therapist fence and uh

[viral egret]

fucked 200%

[fast garden]

ragman

[foggy jay]

You only have access to the rapist and Walmart clothes

[keen sparrow]

oh i'm in PVE and it's fine

weird

[gritty python]

considering most people still can’t even log into the launcher

[keen sparrow]

must not have carried over

[brave aspen]

holy shit i fell asleep

did we make it in dad ?

[gritty python]

no

[glossy condor]

surely it will be fine

[brave aspen]

wow congrats

[foggy jay]

Also your first raid is a local tutorial raid but everything you get there carries over. I’m level 4 from that only raid

[brave aspen]

ok so vacuum everything i can up in tutorial raid

[ancient marsh]

spt bro i didn't complete the game in 3 hours

[brave aspen]

which version ?

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

sorrry not spt

pve

im retard

[foggy jay]

If I knew I would have check everything more thoroughly

[brave aspen]

it’s ok son

any new graphics settings ?

[gritty python]

ui changes look nice

[brave aspen]

how is performance ?

same ?

[glossy condor]

I play tarkov local pve anyway, my ping is too high to even try online servers.. streets quests I have to relog 5-6 times 😄

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

class 4?

[brave aspen]

based

[ancient marsh]

no plates

[dapper grotto]

[brave aspen]

NICE THEY KEPT IT

[ancient marsh]

no its on pve

prolly unintentional

[brave aspen]

oh right you said that

sorry i woke up early for this and then shit myself and fell back asleep

i’m just gonna wait til later

[round gust]

you also seem to start out at level 3, cuz i leveled from 3 to 4 from tutorial

Though the idea of your 1st actual PvP map you are being pointed to is Interchange is fucking diabolical

[foggy jay]

Yeah it’s terrible

One of the hardest map to learn imo

[fast garden]

its got a shit ton of additions

[round gust]

One of the easiest maps to camp too

unless the overhaul changed that

[fast garden]

interchange has a huge new area and tons of external cover

[foggy jay]

Pretty much

[fast garden]

and a new green flare exfil

no telling what else is added outside of just that space me and artyom went to

unfortunately someone "who knew" found us gg

[frosty wigeon]

man i still cant login FFS

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/xixam-max-maximethebigboss-maxime-gw2wallhack-gw2wallhack-by-xixam-max-gif-22757687

[glossy condor]

not receiving, F

[keen sparrow]

and Iedy doubted me.

[glossy condor]

[compact knoll]

i cant wait to do saving the mole

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[ancient marsh]

Artem Epstein:

[ancient marsh]

reticle doesnt change

with zoom

new 2.5x to 8

eotec very brich

bright

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1438817428581781604/iedy.mp4?ex=69199426&is=691842a6&hm=e6ee341441a7b186ec4556d3a534bb17a6957e29ca7db2c3bebc561d89d5abfc& @stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[ancient marsh]

boss

[short cove]

I still have th3 same issue

Aint no fucking way all of you are ingame and got shit set up then I even get the launcher to boot

[frosty wigeon]

i cant login too

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

fucking morons

[ancient marsh]

AS I SAID

it will change to the perma attached irons

[stark torrent]

@keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

just like g36

[soft coral]

told you

[stark torrent]

i still havent played 1 raid my launcher is dead

[soft coral]

aah

nice

[ancient marsh]

H2

[frosty wigeon]

i cant even login lol

[keen sparrow]

called it

they forgot foldingsight script on another handguard front sight post

[soft coral]

this is hilarious honestly

[fast garden]

thats only inside gunsmith

they fold down in raid

[keen sparrow]

so it still hits the irons on top

[ancient marsh]

as i predicted

[keen sparrow]

they should just remove the sight bones, noone uses those,ingame or IRL

[ancient marsh]

remove nikita's bones

[foggy jay]

Man. Can’t buy any red dot. That’s harsh as fuck

[foggy jay]

Matching as a PMC on interchange taking so much time is absurd. As usual. No servers available basically

[soft coral]

Nikitas vision

[fast garden]

skier after the like first quest

[soft coral]

if you dont like it youre not a true believer

[fast garden]

only ragman therapist and fence is mad funny

me and artyom have not waited longer than 2:30 for queue

[soft coral]

wait wiat I have a question @fast garden

can you like actually meet the traders in a map
or did they have some short edit movie and its not in the game

[foggy jay]

Ah thank god. Just need to extract from interchange

[fast garden]

its a button in inventory for now

in menus

"visit"

[soft coral]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TOLD YALL

ITS ALMOST AS IF I KNOW

[foggy jay]

Watch me waiting for 5 minutes to get dunked by a bushman

[soft coral]

what. a. joke.

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/mid-homelander-the-boys-gif-8879785590841095021

[soft coral]

mid is praising it grok

tone it down

[daring grove]

i love getting killed by the 6th player scav

[blazing basin]

Game bad?

[frosty wigeon]

i cant login FFS

[fast garden]

@ancient marsh you fuck

"dont blow up"

[oak garnet]

cant login to suffer too 🙁

[fast garden]

nade at car exfil right after

we lived

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh just had to jinx it

[ancient marsh]

did you live

[compact knoll]

yeah

we extracted

[ancient marsh]

fuck

[soft coral]

man those gamma graphics look nice

what mod you running rotten life?

wait no that actually has good textures

[short cove]

bruh

that shit actually still wotn work

[foggy jay]

saw absolutely no one. Looted zip. Extracted. Perfect game

Absolutely nothing brother despite looking into scav camp

[compact knoll]

just talk to him

[frosty wigeon]

i guess i found my account since i cant login?

[compact knoll]

damn you found that one too

[foggy jay]

thank god they changed it

[compact knoll]

?

its the same

wdym

[foggy jay]

before it was specific kits to find in raid

[compact knoll]

no?

you mean salewas?

its later on

[soft coral]

I read slaves

[foggy jay]

AH

[short cove]

bro thought the torment got less

[foggy jay]

my goal is to finish the pocket watch ASAP

[frosty wigeon]

bruh
i cant login
using my BSG account to steam

[short cove]

theres gon be a pmc waiting for you

[soft coral]

jokes write themselves

[sour viper]

anyone escaping their tarkov rn?

[frosty wigeon]

i cant even join

[sour viper]

Nikita is a genius

You cant escape from tarkov, cause you cant go into it in the first place

[sour viper]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden just read a review that starts with "dear nikita buyanov, i know it's hard to develop a project alone, but can you keep it in beta for a couple years so it's at least passible"

[sour viper]

polishing the game?

[little flame]

i still cant even get on the game

fucking retard devs holy

i hate bsg so much bro

[soft coral]

reminding you that nikita is the SAME DEV that said cheaters are good for a game

[vivid dawn]

Nikita is and will always be a massive retarded pig

[sour viper]

heartbound more well made than ts

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

OH

Let's see my FPS on Streets, PVE, 1.0

After their huge code change that supposedly helps performance

[brave aspen]

ya please share. what cpu ?

[soft coral]

clueless moment of the year

[limpid loom]

how yall enjoying it, havent installed yet

[soft coral]

"enjoying it"

mate

wrong channel buddy

[little flame]

stfu

sorry im so fucking mad

i cant even get past the launcher

[stark torrent]

yeah same i didn tplay a single game

[little flame]

i fucking hope nikita slips on a banana peel

[soft coral]

not my fault is it

[little flame]

dude still stfu

[keen sparrow]

lmao, less FPS on PVE than SPT 4.0.4 on Streets

[little flame]

its tarkov channel

u fucking retard

[keen sparrow]

how the fuck

[soft coral]

I said hope you all have good raids earlier

[little flame]

[soft coral]

[real solstice]

[little flame]

FINALLY

fucking

i can play soon

"soon" ™

unpacking game files

[foggy jay]

killed 5 scavs, looted half the map, 500 XP

[soft coral]

[foggy jay]

wtf is that shit. Did they nerf the XP ?

Wait wat

looting XP didn't count

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

i got 6k exp from tutorial

idk what the problem for u is

[foggy jay]

I also did

[frosty wigeon]

grok, are you using the BSG launcher ?

[foggy jay]

yes

[frosty wigeon]

well shit
using steam and i cant login

[soft coral]

then dont use steam

[frosty wigeon]

i cant link

[foggy jay]

If I get half the XP I don't see the point of playing tbh

[keen sparrow]

Y'all care about marked rooms and shit?

[short cove]

i jsut got in

[short cove]

kinda

[keen sparrow]

cause uhhh

[frosty wigeon]

i can login my account through bsg launcher but no game lel

[short cove]

lmfao

scammer got scammed

[frosty wigeon]

i really need to link it to steam first

[soft coral]

is this your first time buying the damn game?

[keen sparrow]

new lightkeeper?

[frosty wigeon]

i bought it through steam

[dapper grotto]

this is the last thing you see before you enter eternal torment in hell

[soft coral]

why?????

[frosty wigeon]

[keen sparrow]

regular STANAG 30 rounders available on flea at level 25

[hard heart]

Okay I didnt expect the long Tan-Stan MDR to be looking so good

[real solstice]

Because normal games are easily launchable from steam after purchase and install

[hard heart]

the fact that we can put 20 inch barrel on both the 5.56 and 7.62 is solid

[frosty wigeon]

[native crypt]

Mdr the long way

[hard heart]

longness monster

[real solstice]

Macro Dynamic Rifle

[hard heart]

MCX also has a long option

The .300 I mean.

[soft coral]

wooow this totally defeats the purpose of a bullpup

bsg did it again

[ancient marsh]

not rly

it's still a long barrel

in a shorter form

[soft coral]

eeh a little

[hard heart]

its a 20 inch barrel in the form of a normal AR size

Besides, blame Desert Tech for that

Micron also looks pretty hostile

That fucking VAL Mod.4 though, what the fuck are those recoil values.

[keen sparrow]

For when you need a DMR that is also a bullpup

[hard heart]

At this point its barbie-dressup mode

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[hard heart]

[misty scroll]

hello tarkov players that i fear hows the launch going

[limpid loom]

they probably gave the steam users priority

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[misty scroll]

figured

shit devs

[real solstice]

Recommended specs on steam are

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1438995613521018970/IMG_2550.gif

[limpid loom]

yeah gonna be back in a week

[real solstice]

Maybe I'm just well behind the average PC now though

[cyan garnet]

i'm in stronghold rn

straight strokin my meat

terrible day to be a steamie

[limpid loom]

oh the amount of refunds

[keen sparrow]

The only requirement on there i meet besides storage is the wildest one

[misty scroll]

Y'all should play the hit game DUSK instead

[hard heart]

how I would describe the stability at the moment.

[limpid loom]

classic bsg

[real solstice]

RTX 4070 to render the finest ps3 era trader models

[real solstice]

Is a 4070 still even good? I'm out of the loop. I still use my laptop I got back in 2021 to play tarkov on

[hard heart]

No new shotguns though, which makes me cry

[limpid loom]

its still solid

probably good for the next 5 years

[keen sparrow]

1 abandoned factory run.

Games over, time to wipe my account

[foggy jay]

ran straight, no looting no nothing, 450 XP

Killed 5 scavs looted a ton, spent 30 min: 500 XP

[real solstice]

Welcome back base bombing

[ancient marsh]

killed 2 scavs with headshots

[foggy jay]

BSG fucked up something that was working before

[ancient marsh]

yeah they reduced exp 100%

[real solstice]

Just buy premium to speed up the grind smh my head

[foggy jay]

Don't play PVE

[ancient marsh]

im on pvp

[foggy jay]

Ah ok

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1oxwefk/xp_working_as_it_should/

[ancient marsh]

[foggy jay]

I mean take a look, it makes no snese

or Ground Zero XP is fucked

[ancient marsh]

survived ichange

talked to ragman

[native crypt]

The funny bug that light keeper used to do

[ancient marsh]

wait

if lk is in raid

do you just

have to reconnect?

[native crypt]

Probably still does

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1438817428581781604/iedy.mp4?ex=69199426&is=691842a6&hm=e6ee341441a7b186ec4556d3a534bb17a6957e29ca7db2c3bebc561d89d5abfc& @fast garden

word for word man

i swear

[ancient marsh]

UI gone

[native crypt]

Cinema

[short cove]

RAHHHHH

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-keanu-reeves-laughing-gif-16094404

[fast garden]

me too

error 1000 cant launch

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

контора

сам знаешь кого

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

wine bottle in 2 seconds again, wtf

[tame dawn]

Play tutorial mission, getting FPS drops when hitting scav npcs in mission. Alt+f4, try to redo mission. Can't, says I already extracted.

gg 10/10 launch

[frosty wigeon]

steam too?

[ancient marsh]

game itself

also

steam just launches

the bsg launcher

steam is useless

[viral egret]

pay 50 usd just to launch bsg

[limpid loom]

hilarious

[ancient marsh]

[tame dawn]

Whos bright idea was it to add a tutorial mission, that isn't replayable if your game crashes

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent

[viral egret]

least retarded person

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/lvVBVvxoBHkNBLa7O?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=8Pu686rvMbsLUI

[ancient marsh]

(word i can't say) have breached steam forums

[tame dawn]

Wasn't there supposed to be a full single player campaign?

[tame dawn]

Or is it random missions sprinkled inbetween quests?

[ancient marsh]

?

[ancient marsh]

there is

[ancient marsh]

it is so far

[fast garden]

@ancient marsh

[tame dawn]

Weird way to set that up, I was expecting solo single player campaign that was all together

[compact knoll]

ONE TO ONE

[tame dawn]

seems odd for pacing

[frosty wigeon]

my problem tho
i cant login through steam when i hit play
but i can login on the bsg launcher without steam but it doesnt detect the game

[viral egret]

didnt take long

[stark torrent]

YESSSSSSSSSS

ggs

[frosty wigeon]

shit launch
they didnt take into account that lots of players on steam will play

[viral egret]

i died in the first raid

[frosty wigeon]

spawn in and died?

[viral egret]

yeah cause im shit at tarkov but still

[fast garden]

clicked play

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

THERE IT IS BOIS

[native crypt]

Trolled by binary

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/412978044727328769/1439303019505258576/image.png?ex=691a06e4&is=6918b564&hm=e47c9e96b2c0779788100e268f456442ffcefde78d532e9cd1c4b321cf770179&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/412978044727328769/1439303058298245271/image.png?ex=691a06ee&is=6918b56e&hm=188e11fb6ae7f3420e348a7819d0aff2dfc4d3e3f2aa77e5b79cda5fb2f9a9e7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

drops

[native crypt]

Useful stuff at least

[viral egret]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Gendarme_zero/recommended/3932890/

holy glaze bro

[hard heart]

Bogwandi mode RPD is definitely going to be a joy to use in raids

[limpid loom]

award farming over here

[fluid gyro]

is 1.0 working

i might reinstall

[viral egret]

sometimes

id tell you but i cant

[fluid gyro]

[foggy jay]

True rebooting the launcher now

Worked for me at 30min

[viral egret]

are you ready for the launcher give you queue aswell

[foggy jay]

No it didn’t for me

[frosty wigeon]

sigh

[foggy jay]

Btw matching is done under 5min. Not bad for a launch day

[viral egret]

tmrw it'll be 15 mins i bewt

[frosty wigeon]

using steam tho
its a bad launch day

[frosty wigeon]

[hard heart]

Dont bother with refreshing.

[foggy jay]

The web page is useless

What matters is rebooting your launcher

[hard heart]

Im more hoping to reset my PvE account so I can play with my dad

But alas, shit aint workin

[frosty wigeon]

meanwhile gonna play PVE to learn coz im new

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/justjoo-dont-hide-door-gif-1071043739008941832 bsg server pov

[fluid gyro]

not even discord gifs are working

goddamnit bsg

😭

[limpid loom]

in line to download the launcher

[frosty wigeon]

i made a BSG account before but i needed to link it to my steam account

on which it cant coz server issues

[limpid loom]

of course they didnt let yall do that prior to release

[frosty wigeon]

fcking hell

[native crypt]

I tabbed in to the pestily stream to start getting my drops and he instantly got a https error and ran an ad

[limpid loom]

classic bsg shitshow

[native crypt]

Cinema

[frosty wigeon]

lmao

[limpid loom]

yeah gifted drops not working

[frosty wigeon]

fck this imma play gamma instead

[keen sparrow]

SO UNFATHOMABLY BASED

[native crypt]

Yup try again in a day or two

[frosty wigeon]

ye
i forgot the launch day shitshow issue

[native crypt]

Always is

[limpid loom]

at least they didnt cap the dl speed this time

[keen sparrow]

See

[native crypt]

I think I remember one or two wipe days where I could play without major issues

[keen sparrow]

generally exiting beta means

[fast garden]

pins dont work

tenor doesnt work

[keen sparrow]

that this shit won't happen anymore

[fast garden]

what the fuck bsg

[viral egret]

i blame bsg

they overloaded aws servers

[native crypt]

The official eft server is probably a nuclear hellscape rn

[limpid loom]

is that because of them?

[blazing basin]

any suicides yet?

[stark torrent]

servers just died for most people so yes

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[little flame]

LANDMARK FOUND A RED REBEL

MODS

STRIKE HIM DOWN

[hard heart]

[little flame]

@compact knoll i assume ur not hyped for 1.0 anymore

[ancient marsh]

tarkov best roguelike game

god bless

every run a new bug

[stark torrent]

i think he is cause he could play

[real solstice]

Ivan probably has tarkov error message on one monitor and binding of Isaac on another

[little flame]

imagine being able to play

[compact knoll]

Still am

[little flame]

game launching

[soft coral]

game isn't installed on my pc

[little flame]

[hard heart]

One thing I will laugh at though, is that Tarkov released before scam citizen, despite being 2 years younger and having a smaller budget

fuck that scam game

[little flame]

[short cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102310982904205344/1439306920287535318/vvqypn4lqf1g1.webp?ex=691a0a86&is=6918b906&hm=a8623d4f8d389d2363a1b698331197f96cd2b9e08765a50f9259b28ee7744e56&=&format=webp

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

we are back i think

ouuuskha back to cock

and balls

[real solstice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704403700537491506/1415348962310754425/m2-res_480p26.mp4?ex=6919e4f0&is=69189370&hm=4ce8a627336ba66527c009881a5bf8f5cd88b92a9fd70d9eca4d3ab93897b978&

[little flame]

we so back

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[soft coral]

back you say huh

[little flame]

BACKEND ERROR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NIKITA

[ancient marsh]

i just got it

[little flame]

got what

[little flame]

u retard

[little flame]

LMAO

[random sky]

same problem

[hard heart]

I think servers just collapsed

[soft coral]

at this point I'd close the game and play tomorrow

[fluid gyro]

im gonna try later

if not, im playing tomorrow

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1439308171863654470/image.png?ex=691a0bb1&is=6918ba31&hm=fbc5166dd4fd7d8fd26cb7a4c55b98af1f1de31016e6b9299dce10b3086563f8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[ancient marsh]

we need wee-bay brice more than ever

[soft coral]

this is even more funny now

[soft coral]

complete server crash gg

[ancient marsh]

GOD bless

i dont even get the cuck medallion top right

[ancient marsh]

my wife is being fucked in front of me as we speak

metaphorically

[viral egret]

i loaded in

[ancient marsh]

no u didnt

oop

i have i think

loading profile data

[ancient marsh]

NEW BUG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

ALMOST DEAD GOD SAVE FILE

@soft coral

[little flame]

tarkov?

[ancient marsh]

you need to initialze cp man

[little flame]

[fleet carbon]

I have a friend trying to get in for the last 2 hours

he's been getting a NEW error every 5 minutes

[daring grove]

[little flame]

this isnt escape from tarkov

its escape from launcher

hardest boss

[viral egret]

actual steam review btw

[little flame]

really?

😭

[little flame]

lmfao

truly

im in boys

[soft coral]

y'all waited for this btw

[viral egret]

@stark torrent an intellectual; sends his own ip into tarkov chat

bro where am i ingame

[soft coral]

Maybe the real 1.0 is the friends we made along the way

[little flame]

[soft coral]

error in 3....2...

[viral egret]

error

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1439313741039538207/image.png?ex=691a10e1&is=6918bf61&hm=57f8cd56c1ab73c19141275fe3c6b8e2ff87dcbc2af381e01e281863b168a889&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

pestily chat

i disavow btw

mccraggin is pestily real last name

@stark torrent @soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll

bro tyhere is no way

[fast garden]

yes literally

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

can you imagine how many streamers will get popped cause of this

[fast garden]

the big ass unkown error

do not scroll

[viral egret]

yes ther eis

[fast garden]

do not post

[viral egret]

iedy doxxed himself

literaly

[stark torrent]

yes i just posted it here by mistake but deleted it

[ancient marsh]

its probably this one

[viral egret]

yeah

it is that one

[soft coral]

BSG single handedly DDossing every streamer

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[ancient marsh]

someone said "why is tarkov having issues if arc raiders had zero issues at 400k"

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[viral egret]

tarkov is "1.0 READY"

[ancient marsh]

"that's because arc raiders developers had basica brain activity with their neurons"

[daring grove]

woops

[stark torrent]

[winged mica]

How peak is 1.0 rn

[stark torrent]

servers down completely

[fast garden]

the only backend having errors is ours when nikita is done with us

[stark torrent]

1.0 demo ended

see you next year

[winged mica]

Well

Time to wait for SPT

[dapper grotto]

a complete and utter shitestorm

[dapper grotto]

and holy fuck the trader model are horror materiel its great

[winged mica]

Wdym

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1439313556981026968/video_2025-11-09_17-42-16.mp4?ex=691a10b5&is=6918bf35&hm=34cff8cfee7d8795f0f539117dcc25709d0375a304db25c69030d13d464432e8&

[winged mica]

Trader are in-game now?

[stark torrent]

just when @ancient marsh asked if he was dressed

good timing

[soft coral]

are people review bombing it?

[viral egret]

not reviewbombing

just providing accurate reviews

[dapper grotto]

ragman for one

[soft coral]

actually true

[hard heart]

24 hours pre-patch downtime and we still have to wait

[dapper grotto]

and the animations aswell goodlord

[winged mica]

Why does his face not look like his portrait

[dapper grotto]

the others are worse

[winged mica]

Oh no

Show therapist

[hard heart]

Npcs look like they had their bodies stolen by roach people from men in black

Try to act human

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1306690749630251058/image.png?ex=69197257&is=691820d7&hm=7f0fcf8f46e4a7f62e43847de6c29d0880ffcb213462c635cc72a78e4d4e0ae0&

[viral egret]

@glacial haven grab his ip

[ancient marsh]

NEW ERROR

[random sky]

https://tenor.com/view/plongus-mcnyale-frog-funny-gif-2858277787074699568

[hallow stream]

watching you idiots have all these fucking errors just to play another same wipe of this same dog shit horrible fucking game

[winged mica]

Everyone is beating a dead horse

[little flame]

why are you in here even?

[little flame]

let him play man

[neat fractal]

haha

new tarkov new wipe new me

[hallow stream]

the suffering of others brings me joy

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[little flame]

love this emote

[viral egret]

i loaded in

[little flame]

FUCK YOU

[neat fractal]

you guys bought the steam version ?

[stark torrent]

no

[soft coral]

new wipe same old shit game

[random sky]

sometimes the horse is alive

[soft coral]

9 years for this btw

[random sky]

schrodingers horse