💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

and its not even ready yet

[wintry ridge]

xal

a scam would be if they didnt work on it at all with the money

[gritty python]

xal talking like he pledged something

[ancient marsh]

star citizen most successful crowd funding campaign of ALL time aside from some crypto retarded shit

[wintry ridge]

they have invested an insane amount of money and time into the game

[ancient marsh]

i never get scammed

(don't ask about the eft acc)

[glacial haven]

It's not my type of game either way, so I don't care that much but I still hope for the people that backed it, that they receive what was promised to them

[wintry ridge]

i feel like squadron 42 is gonna be disappointing but only because they promise too much

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[ancient marsh]

that "the day before" game wasn't a scam cause you could play the game

you are 100% right

[fleet carbon]

He said it

[ancient marsh]

do NOT kill yourself frota

[gritty python]

I genuinely hope the best for sq42 cuz if it ends up even “decent” it’ll be a win

[fleet carbon]

The game better end in a title drop

[glacial haven]

You guys can go at each others throat after the show

[wintry ridge]

the day before didnt utilize the investments correctly and didnt deliver on promises

[glacial haven]

Just for now, let's stick to the tarkov tv stream

[wintry ridge]

okay boss

[ancient marsh]

so it wasn't a scam

[compact knoll]

monster accquired

[wintry ridge]

xal stop gargling my nuts in ur mouth for 10 seconds bro

[ancient marsh]

why is tigz screaming "do not redeem"

[wintry ridge]

shoo

[compact knoll]

gotta play some real tunes

[ancient marsh]

loser idiot

[compact knoll]

this is good

[glacial haven]

you should shut the fuck up as well about it, like I said, continue afterwards

[wintry ridge]

fat balding

[viral egret]

is he scamming us

[wintry ridge]

[viral egret]

do not redeem ze code

[ancient marsh]

why is nikita fucking yapping

just show the gameplay

why is he talking about contract wars

[gritty python]

you guys think my master of ultra progress on pve reset?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[glacial haven]

Man, I think I remember hearing about Contract Wars back then, people dogged on it for quite a bit no?

[ancient marsh]

nikita says highest CCU for tarkov is 470k

[compact knoll]

i played it in VK

[stark torrent]

it was a good game because it was free and on a browser

[wintry ridge]

tbf i think he aint wrong

holy shit insane deja vu right now

[glacial haven]

Very possible that I misremember something but I heard something about it back then

[gritty python]

hell

[stark torrent]

they also had another one called Hired Ops before CW

[wintry ridge]

squad tier gunplay

lmfao

[glacial haven]

Is that me or is the quality 144p?

[gritty python]

all the footage ive seen of cw reminds me of combat arms

[ancient marsh]

bro

[wintry ridge]

its old footage from his first stream

[ancient marsh]

nikita said tarkov beta weapon sway was kinda cool

and "why did wwe change it"

[glacial haven]

Ah alright, I was just confused because the logo is also low quality

[wintry ridge]

watching the footage and seeing the gun literally lose the entire sight picture as you move 2 steps

[soft coral]

ah yes
paw patrol next to parkside

[wintry ridge]

[gritty python]

stevie wonder’s sight picture

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/DullSourIcecreamSoBayed-M9wN0SKKbYYqfgxU

"WHY DID WE CHANGE THE SWAY"

this game is ran by fucking retards

[wintry ridge]

retard watch it on the live stream

not tigz circleyap

[wintry ridge]

wasnt he remembering how he said that before

not that he just said it

[fleet carbon]

You should've already known when they made infinite spawning zombies in a game whose main draw is the limited resources

[ancient marsh]

no

he said that after he rewatched the footage

of the old tarrkov version

so he literally said he would prefer modern tarkov to be like that

[native crypt]

cinema

[gritty python]

new mobile double tap needs to be removed post haste

[stark torrent]

Lol they made Damirka BD Boss

[wintry ridge]

steam trade cards

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

you know what i would even accept? if they sold like a 10€ version on steam and it connects to your existing account

that way you get the cards and stuff

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent usec or scav for campaign

[wintry ridge]

yes

exactly

its still weird paying for it but like

[stark torrent]

cospl;ay as nikita is a stretch

[wintry ridge]

having auhhh

[ancient marsh]

i just reazlied @stark torrent @wintry ridge @compact knoll @soft coral @glacial haven

[wintry ridge]

"collection" edition

[ancient marsh]

since bears drop F slurs in tarkov

imagine nikita voice pack

[glacial haven]

but at least you have the option

[sour viper]

respectfully, 10 euro?

[ancient marsh]

has him do it too

[wintry ridge]

exactly

[glacial haven]

not a requirement but you can at least connect your existing account

i don't want another one

[compact knoll]

прямо дикий

[ancient marsh]

[sour viper]

I think I know which faction to pick if I will eventually buy the game

[ancient marsh]

USEC's can't drop slurs

so bear wins automatically

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

400 developers

[sour viper]

which one can do more atrocities

[stark torrent]

oh ok so its already done y eah

[ancient marsh]

350 staff on chronicles of ryzhy apparently

[wintry ridge]

i think theyre just timing it for the end of stream so they can yap first

[glacial haven]

i was about to say that 350 just sit on the toilet and jerk off on company time

[wintry ridge]

bear*

[glacial haven]

i'll give bear a try for the first time since i got the game

[sour viper]

50 people generating code on chatgpt is crazy

[daring grove]

[glacial haven]

because usec is just shit, the m4 without the gas block isn't worth it, you can't really attach a scope without it interfering

[viral egret]

usec is shit in general

[ancient marsh]

bro tigz said he got 5-6 thousand raids a wipe on labs

the levels of unemployment

[viral egret]

chad russian operator vs loser american operator

[ancient marsh]

i got like 800 max

[sour viper]

dont even need "operator" for the sentence to be accurate

[stark torrent]

mmm yes i am about to jork it in room 206

[sour viper]

fuck americans

[ancient marsh]

operation aquarius: yes it's water

indeed it is

[wintry ridge]

lmfao what

[glacial haven]

aquamari

[wintry ridge]

[glacial haven]

they nerved the shit out of it

[ancient marsh]

for what

[white cloak]

Ion wanna get touched by the lighthouse rogues bro no thank you

[wintry ridge]

i go usec for the uhhh

[sour viper]

barrack obama

[viral egret]

im not even gonna play spt this wipe

[wintry ridge]

m16

[sour viper]

i hate that cunt

[wintry ridge]

[viral egret]

im gonna play live tarkob

only

[fleet carbon]

Bear has no disadvantage if you pretend lighthouse doesn't exist

[wintry ridge]

???

[viral egret]

lighthouse is a thing?

[white cloak]

my laptop is too shit to run it locally sadly

[wintry ridge]

@daring grove heyyy :3

[daring grove]

when can we install the update

Hi

[wintry ridge]

2 hours

[viral egret]

3 hrs or smth

[wintry ridge]

at most

[daring grove]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1250347009827803200.gif?size=64&quality=lossless

[viral egret]

ok im gonna play gamba

[sour viper]

tarkov has some kind of official singleplayer mode, right?

[daring grove]

pve

[viral egret]

PvE

if you pay 20 more euros

[ancient marsh]

i too hate barack obama for no particular reason

[viral egret]

(Spt is free)

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent we really need a tarkov VIP

[glacial haven]

unofficially spt, pve officially

[ancient marsh]

[sour viper]

pve zone

yea

[fleet carbon]

Isn't PVE online-required?

[viral egret]

yeah

[sour viper]

does it atleast grow to spt's knees?

[viral egret]

SPT isnt i think

[sour viper]

or is it ass

[viral egret]

its trash

spt can be modded lmao

[sour viper]

oh yea

[viral egret]

youre not beating a moddable game with a extension of the main game

ever

[sour viper]

went on to continue the rumor about Polish-made nazi death camps

i hate him

[ancient marsh]

it had a bug for which i dropped the game where any ai above scav was prime lee harvey oswald

[fleet carbon]

I've seen mods for SPT that basically turn the game into Ground Branch

[compact knoll]

kek division

[ancient marsh]

blowing heads off clean

[glacial haven]

they're planning mod support for normal tarkov but don't bet on it for this or even next year

[viral egret]

its tarkov

[sour viper]

2 shot kills?

[viral egret]

ppl would rather work for SPT rather than Nikita

[sour viper]

[glacial haven]

do you really think spt will still exist if tarkov gets mod support?

they'll strike it down

[wintry ridge]

uhhh

[glacial haven]

he'll do what he promised quite some time ago already

[wintry ridge]

probably

[sour viper]

total of 6 people willing to make mods for it

[viral egret]

and that'd lead to total tarkov death

[wintry ridge]

im sure bsg wouldnt be stingy about letting modders port spt mods over to live tarkov, itll just let tarkov get more players off having a thriving mod community

[glacial haven]

just factually false, the eod shit was magnitudes worse and it survived

[viral egret]

@keen sparrow mf do you think any modders would move to tarkov if it gets mod support, from SPT?

[fleet carbon]

Best case scenario is they just release a bunch of mod tools to make mod creation easier. The realistic scenario is they strike SPT down and try to push their own shit

[stark torrent]

a what now

[wintry ridge]

unheard was like

[viral egret]

yeah but nikita is already kinda hated

[sour viper]

finally people will acknowledge that hello kitty island is a better extraction shooter than tarkov

[compact knoll]

tarkov vip channel

[wintry ridge]

apocalyptic for tarkov

[compact knoll]

look at all these plebs

[viral egret]

that'd make his reputation even worse

[wintry ridge]

and its still poppin

[stark torrent]

they will leave

[glacial haven]

but as you can see, it survived and when they kill off spt, it'll most likely survive that as well

[sour viper]

cause tarkov is an addiction

[stark torrent]

true

[sour viper]

you can pour shit on the playerbase's monitor and they will still play

[ancient marsh]

NO AMMO AND MEDS IN CONTAINER ON WIPE SAYS TIGZ

its so over

i bought unheard for big container and now its worthless

[compact knoll]

just make another one

[ancient marsh]

legit got fucking scammed

[compact knoll]

2 tarkov channels

for plebs and for real fellas

[wintry ridge]

yeah spt players will probably quit but i think itll still be alive

[stark torrent]

i said that already

yeah its been confirmed a month ago

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1423219961622429806/1312720246481621022.gif

[ancient marsh]

i have a feeling you didn't wanna say the word "fella"\

[stark torrent]

wdym xal you can put more bulbs in your ass

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

i mean, not to be a dick but they weren't important for the game to begin with, they aren't doing much for the game but play an unofficial branch of the game

[compact knoll]

maybe if we have our own channel i dont have to

[stark torrent]

48hr stream

[glacial haven]

they bought the base version and went for an unofficial branch, that nikita promised to take away someday

[stark torrent]

listen man

[sour viper]

Im one message from being banned

[stark torrent]

YOOO CAT

[sour viper]

[fleet carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2laugh-tf2-team-fortress2-gif-23568799

[viral egret]

went for an unofficial branch which literally is half-better than main game lmao

[ancient marsh]

did i hear an airsoft gun gunshot

[viral egret]

you can buy base version and see how each and all versions play on spt

[sour viper]

can you make spt pvp though?

[compact knoll]

unheard gets deleted after release no?

[viral egret]

with enough friends yes

[native crypt]

yes

[ancient marsh]

no you can buy it on the site i think

[viral egret]

theres a multiplayer mod for SPT

[ancient marsh]

i highly doubt

[compact knoll]

yeah but not on steam

[ancient marsh]

but if you buy it on site you get it on steam

idk why its relevant

[compact knoll]

look man

im fine with porn gmaes

[glacial haven]

I mean, I like the live version, the issue is, if you have something locally (server and client), then mods and shit are extremely easy to do but when you have an external server that needs to sync, it is quite complex

[compact knoll]

but this is too far man

[viral egret]

cod bo7

not that shit again

[sour viper]

we finally have it, tarkov on life support

[wintry ridge]

you're not wrong

i think the amount of people who buy tarkov just for spt would be less than the amount of people who would buy tarkov for modded stuff

just because its extra work to mess with

[sour viper]

I only saw one clip of it, it looked like a fucking fortnite event

[wintry ridge]

and that filters so many people

[viral egret]

yeah but overall and in the end even if nikita adds modding support i think ppl would rather play spt with mods

[glacial haven]

I mean, I doubt they are stupid enough to just kill off the unofficial branch before adding modding, so the spt players are fine for now

[viral egret]

yeah spt players are fine for another 2-4 years

its nikita after all, id bet half a coin he'd put 1.0 Beta after the game comes out of Beta

or smth

[wintry ridge]

yeah no they wont kill spt even if they get modding

killing spt wont bring more players to modding

[sour viper]

place your bets, misery comes back on steam or spt gets taken down first

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-gulp-gulps-nervous-uh-oh-gif-16217862

[wintry ridge]

its already back you old man

[glacial haven]

Do you want to know why I think they'll kill it off?

Because you can choose your version

[sour viper]

is it?

[glacial haven]

Like Unheard, even if you have the base edition

[wintry ridge]

they removed the copyright music and it got put back it

[sour viper]

lmao

[wintry ridge]

[glacial haven]

It takes away the incentive to buy the actual edition

That's why I think spt will not survive after the fact

[wintry ridge]

turns out if someone makes a copyright claim you can just remove the copyrighted content and still have a game

[sour viper]

gsc czech loses again

[wintry ridge]

they won wdym

misery removed the copyright content to avoid a lawsuit

theres not really a "win" either way

[viral egret]

isnt misery shit-ish

[ancient marsh]

mod or game

[wintry ridge]

its bad solo and the dev is a cretin

[stark torrent]

true

[viral egret]

the game

it looks like 3d project zomboid

[sour viper]

for its price its aight

[wintry ridge]

i get its like " well hes just a kid" but you need to not act like a fucking moron ape at any negativity towards ur game

[compact knoll]

why is he in the barrel

[sour viper]

but buggy as shit

[viral egret]

the guns are smaller than the guys hands

[stark torrent]

silly sausig

[sour viper]

we played it with skom and 2 other people, once we got the 4th guy in, skom started levitating underground and anomalies started spawning in the expedition gate

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent inb4 nikitia brushes against the fire barrel and dies from the bullshit fire damage

[viral egret]

skom is just powerful like that

[ancient marsh]

someone said guy in white is vonza in tigz chat

[wintry ridge]

1 hour 16 mins

[sour viper]

friendly fire was tested 20 times

fun game

[viral egret]

does it work

[sour viper]

you can beat the guy giving you a blowjob with a spatula

and you can give vodka to minors (ingame)

[remote fox]

I wonder how streets will run in 1.0

[ancient marsh]

nikita just did a scav case

[viral egret]

-15 fps

[sour viper]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[fleet carbon]

It won't

[stark torrent]

nikita said going so big and hard

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274965772055609344/1406082152545783818/crazy-cat.gif

[sour viper]

big and hard unlike his impotent cock

[viral egret]

cs2 wont ever be beaten

[daring grove]

fr

[stark torrent]

i mean ofc it wont

[wintry ridge]

bro put a fucking wind muff on that mic

[wintry ridge]

you can hear every breath from that mf

[wintry ridge]

its at 3 am

24 hours from the tweet

[fleet carbon]

Inb4 there's another -20 fps to ground zero because the new table has 8k textures and the VHS does a check every millisecond to see if you picked it up

[wintry ridge]

1:48 right now

[viral egret]

alr

[compact knoll]

nikita drew SS

[viral egret]

so still a hour left

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

stockholm syndrome

[wintry ridge]

did he try to do the cultist symbol lmfao

idiot

[wintry ridge]

theyre spreading

[sour viper]

how many bitcoin miners does the preorder include

[glossy condor]

When release

[sour viper]

those requirements have to be from something

[compact knoll]

mouse is getting stuck on mouspad shi

[fleet carbon]

Only game I've ever seen to look you in the eye and deadass serious tell you you need 64 gb ram

[sour viper]

8gb was good end like 6 years ago

tf happened

how many polygons does a condom prop have

[stark torrent]

that guy is the same age like me

crazy

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent do you have that 6 -7 meme with homelander

[compact knoll]

thanks

[stark torrent]

https://media.tenor.com/2H6q6yF9u2AAAAAj/pepe-fridge.gif

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll !67

[stark torrent]

Tigz will do duckass on stream cause of donations

[daring grove]

so called free thinkers

[compact knoll]

send link to stream if he does

[fleet carbon]

Do y'all think they'll actually bring Arena inertia to base game this time?

[stark torrent]

need to do a shower , i need to be clean and pristine for the ass fuck of 1.0

[wintry ridge]

arena inertia was horrible shit

[stark torrent]

gotta go to the farmacy as well first to buy myself some drug -uhm nose drops

and mb fucking food im starving

[wintry ridge]

burger

[fleet carbon]

For the insta ADS? Idk moving like a normal person does sound exciting to me

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll so am i getting my $50 or what

[compact knoll]

they didnt delay it yet

or not delay it

[daring grove]

Cgeck this shit out

[ancient marsh]

tigz asked devs twice about a streamer item and got ignored twice

adolf hitler asking ussr for a hero of socialist labor award

[compact knoll]

did he just say 6 7

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[wintry ridge]

theyre called the national socialists though

[compact knoll]

he is right you know

[ancient marsh]

shut up loser

[wintry ridge]

blow me

holy shit did you see that

there was a ufo on the top of the screen

[ancient marsh]

NIKITA JUST SAID "ARENA IS FOR FUN AND TARKOV IS FOR SUFFERING"

ARENA
FUN

[daring grove]

[wintry ridge]

evil

[fleet carbon]

Arena is for money both for BSG and the players

[cyan garnet]

[fleet carbon]

When I played the free weekend I recall it was actually ridiculous. You'd get almost a mil per 15 minutes match

[ancient marsh]

nikita said he created a sustainable game

why did you release slots, cosmetic clothes and arena and battlepass and unheard?

[remote fox]

"It's not just a business"

[glacial haven]

eod huh

[compact knoll]

"make your life happier with a game like tarkov"

[daring grove]

[wintry ridge]

🏳️‍🌈

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent VONZA WILIN

[remote fox]

Releases 4 editions of the same game

[wintry ridge]

me and who

[native crypt]

fsb will call nikita

[ancient marsh]

nikita talking about how tarkov isnt just a business while having a massive gold watch on his hand

is like that Macron moment

wwwhere he took the gold watch off

[wintry ridge]

xalrider you can like

still use the money you make off a game while still enjoying the production of it

[ancient marsh]

shut up loser

stop riding

[compact knoll]

Компания Battlestate Games признана экстремистской и запрещена в России

[wintry ridge]

you dont have to live like a fucking monk lol

[ancient marsh]

[fleet carbon]

True but Nikita is actually a hypocrite

[ancient marsh]

completely ignoring why i said that

classic frota

[remote fox]

Why would you trust a liar?

[wintry ridge]

shut up loser

[fleet carbon]

Are we forgetting the EoD pve fiasco, the fact EoD and Unheard have such blatant advantages, Arena exclusive gear etc

[ancient marsh]

"socialism is when no house?" type argument

[compact knoll]

socialism is when we take your house nad give it 20 disabled people

[wintry ridge]

no iphone no socialism

😿

[ancient marsh]

that can't house the entire bsg dev team

we need at least 25 houses

[wintry ridge]

nikitia needs 1 house solely for parking his cars

park them on the carpet once the garage is full

[ancient marsh]

but remember tarkov isnt a business

as he's snorting ozempic powder off a mirror

[wintry ridge]

its pedantic but like, hes not wrong

tarkov is its playerbase

[ancient marsh]

the cope is insane

[wintry ridge]

bsg is a business

[ancient marsh]

leave it to frota defending large corpos that are anti consumer

[wintry ridge]

suck my nuts

[daring grove]

[wintry ridge]

go read ur 1st edition little red book

[ancient marsh]

sippin on the faz' is crazy

mid tarkov reveal

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laugh-the-boys-season-4-s4-gif-7301746694496853516

[ancient marsh]

i wear it on my big gold chain next to my gold cross

[wintry ridge]

!drops

[stark torrent]

!k98

[safe summit]

@stark torrent
1) Go to this folder: [YOUR GAMMA FOLDER]\.Grok's Modpack Installer\G.A.M.M.A\modpack_patches
2) Copy these four folders (check pic)
3) Go to your Anomaly folder
4) Paste these four folders (check pic)
5) Overwrite/replace all if asked
6) Go to your \Anomaly\bin folder and delete d3d9.dll and dxgi.dll files.
It won't delete your save files.

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[ancient marsh]

"mods, turn up nikita's lovesense by 5, let's wrap this up"

is lovesense like a remote control buttplug?

[wintry ridge]

yes

[ancient marsh]

you'd know

[daring grove]

kinda

[ancient marsh]

[daring grove]

also a phone app

[wintry ridge]

or something for ur peanits

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[short cove]

Is it out?

[wintry ridge]

@short cove 1 hour

[short cove]

Damnm

[glacial haven]

hideout cat, 15€ dlc

[short cove]

Ip hop on in anout 7 or more

[wintry ridge]

hideout cat, steam exclusive dlc

[wintry ridge]

be there or be square

old recoil lmfao

[glacial haven]

imagine, you buy the highest version on steam, think you're the best and then you find a blue name that stuffs his balls in your mouth before pulling the trigger

[ancient marsh]

holy shit saw old recoil

genuinely almost had an anneurism

[wintry ridge]

scarred for life

[ancient marsh]

how the fuck did we put up with that

for like 3 years

genuinely

[wintry ridge]

4 bullets and hes shooting the doorframe

[ancient marsh]

holy fuck it was so fucking bad

its insane

[native crypt]

dont forget 30% tax

[glacial haven]

i live in uae

[wintry ridge]

unironically i only used semi auto

[glacial haven]

trust

[ancient marsh]

1 mil USD tournament for arena next year @stark torrent @compact knoll

[wintry ridge]

and hipfired when I needed to go full

[ancient marsh]

[wintry ridge]

since lasers fucked with the recoil

[daring grove]

[stark torrent]

JESUS

holy money from Russians

[wintry ridge]

1.0% of money earned from the battlepass

[glacial haven]

imagine it's just tarkov usd

[ancient marsh]

[wintry ridge]

@glacial haven imagine theres the 808 tigr ingame

hitting that shit with a thermobaric rocket

[daring grove]

[glacial haven]

hope rocket launcher can go in pouch

[ancient marsh]

cant

[wintry ridge]

you gotta practice more first

[ancient marsh]

no pouch big ebnough

[glacial haven]

i know

[wintry ridge]

[daring grove]

what a scene

[wintry ridge]

is that big pipe

[daring grove]

no

[ancient marsh]

says bear on the chest

average chechen PMC

[wintry ridge]

just like real tarkov pmcs

[ancient marsh]

remember the worst tarkov event of all time

for ryzhy video

[little flame]

classic 4 hour delay

[ancient marsh]

it was like sell bandages to therapist

[sour viper]

how many slaves have you got habibi

[ancient marsh]

\

[glacial haven]

They're all so nice to each other, whenever I go into raid, I am catching 15 raider nades and a cross fire

[little flame]

"speedsmirk"

cmon iedy

[sour viper]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-juan-mustache-man-turkish-meme-gif-18222185640969994992

[ancient marsh]

you can tell he's turkish by just the face

[remote fox]

Tarkov spend so much time in early access that I burned myself out on it before it released.

[sour viper]

I gotta grow a moustache like that and open a kebab store

[wintry ridge]

those raiders are handsy with eachother ofc

[sour viper]

fuck my marketing degree

[glacial haven]

Can't get any easier with marketing there, just call every customer "boss" and you'll grow a customer base within months

boss or chef

[little flame]

chef?

[sour viper]

I have a kebab place that ive been going to for like 6 years now, whenever the turkish guy is behind the counter, he either goes "chief" or the polish equivalent of manager

dude is chill af

[glacial haven]

In Germany, they use chef instead of boss

[little flame]

aah

[wintry ridge]

@glacial haven do you think they got the uhh

[glacial haven]

Because chef is basically the translation of boss

[wintry ridge]

"start server" button in that case

[sour viper]

yeah same here

szef

[glacial haven]

maybe

if we're lucky

but it's possible that it's just a scene trigger for another 30 scavs checking the same containers

[wintry ridge]

idk hell probably open it near stream end and hit it

then u can update and read patch notes

[glacial haven]

There's like a bunch of retards spamming "67" on occasion in the chat

The most retarded of brainrot

[daring grove]

this new update is kinda fire

[glacial haven]

There's also this like black dude that wanted to make "88" a thing but that didn't work out for obvious reasons

And no, I am not talking about kanye before anyone asks

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

our culture being appropriated once again

[little flame]

we need speedsmirk dlc

speedsmirk2

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ksi-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-laughing-gif-15969897472035948306

[glacial haven]

and all because his mom was kinda homeless

[ancient marsh]

she's kinda financially stable now

ggs

[little flame]

shes only partially homeless now

[glacial haven]

the good ending

[ancient marsh]

W speed ❤️

[little flame]

w speed

♥️

FUCKING

START THE SERVERS NIKITA

HOLY FUCK

GARBAGE COMPANY

[glacial haven]

what the actual fuck did i just find

[little flame]

FUCK THIS SHIT

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-baby-laugh-fanum-edp-kai-cenat-gif-2384045729115846243

[ancient marsh]

tigz has an extension thats supposed to fiilter out afk and bots on twitch

[little flame]

LOL

[ancient marsh]

but i thought for a second like 4 billion people

are watching tarkov event

[ancient marsh]

holy fucking brainrot

why is ltg there and not with EDP445

[little flame]

bro..

[glacial haven]

that's a tenor gif that they haven't blacklisted, it ain't my fault

[native crypt]

he couldn't leave section 8

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/man-in-bed-sitting-up-blank-stare-man-bed-blank-stare-gif-3365085578315291482

My body knows

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll can you IMAGINE howw bad the game would be if transit bug fixed

[ancient marsh]

he literally said someone wanted to take a picture with him cause he was "the section 8 meme guy"

IMAGINE having a fucking entire online persona for a decade and youre known as the section 8 guy

genuine rope angle

[daring grove]

and they are back

[fast garden]

Have there been drops for this

And has anything interesting happened

[native crypt]

not yet and no

drops when game opens up

[glacial haven]

even nikita called this "boring shit"

lmao

[stark torrent]

no, they are basically doing the pestily history of tarkov video

but more yapping and in poorer englishj

[glacial haven]

"Nothing evil", my brother in christ, you can just not talk about it but you can't just fucking ignore the EOD shit

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

good i missed nothing at all

[daring grove]

zombie game with tarkov mechanic

[fast garden]

4:40 am

[ancient marsh]

stalling time ass event bro

[daring grove]

[ancient marsh]

the game is literally ready he said

theres zero reason for this

[glacial haven]

gotta get that presale in

[native crypt]

to waste your time of course

[wintry ridge]

its covering upcoming shit lol

ur so childish sometimes lil xal

[ancient marsh]

literally 90% of it is shit already done bro

youre clearly not watchin

😭

[stark torrent]

thats past events

[ancient marsh]

^^^

[stark torrent]

and stuff

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

classic frota moment

[stark torrent]

it was the zombie event the rpg event etc

[wintry ridge]

short form content xalrider

[ancient marsh]

contrarian chungus deluxe

[ancient marsh]

this retard still talking

[little flame]

who is frota

[ancient marsh]

when he is NOT wwatching the stream

they are literally showing old events

like airdrop

[little flame]

lol wtf

[wintry ridge]

!airdrops

[fast garden]

so glad i slept through the bullshit

[little flame]

stalling final boss

[fast garden]

"praisin bsg n stuff"

[pseudo storm]

that red sand transition is something

[wintry ridge]

an optimized zombie event would be kinda goated

[wintry ridge]

pharohs curse

[ancient marsh]

zombie event worst event genuinely

zero reason to play it

no rewards

just ammo sink

its not fun either

[remote fox]

Oh no, there is a drop event for gifting subs.

[wintry ridge]

yeah having a boss and shit to get from the non chaff zombies would be nice, also not having the raid ur in stutter after 10 minutes because it spawned like 900 new enemies

[fast garden]

i enjoyed it for what it was but there was zero purpose for it to exist

[pseudo storm]

bruh you can hear him breathing

GET ON THE TREADMILL NIKITA

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[fast garden]

blud has been yapping for hours

[wintry ridge]

it was a cool concept and the execution was poor

[ancient marsh]

i dont know how you can execute it better tbh

[wintry ridge]

15 mins

[pseudo storm]

🎯

[ancient marsh]

tarkov is literally

[wintry ridge]

not spam a billion pistol zombies?

[ancient marsh]

if no loot = zero reason to bother

genuinely

[fast garden]

zombie event also lasted so fucking long

[astral robin]

Is there a relevant intersection between tarkov and gamma players

[fast garden]

dragged

[remote fox]

Guns are cool.

[fast garden]

unfortunately

[wintry ridge]

make it so zombies dont take a billion rounds of HP ammo to kill if you're not hitting head every shot (which is harder than it seems because theyre so fucking desync'd)

[winged mica]

@stark torrent

[cyan garnet]

Am i the only zombie event enjoyer

[ancient marsh]

yes

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

it was objectively ass

name one positive thing

about the event

[fast garden]

i loved it i hope it never happens again

[cyan garnet]

I had fun

[ancient marsh]

fucking how

you play 1 raid you've played them all

[cyan garnet]

It was different

[ancient marsh]

with the zombie event

genuinely

[wintry ridge]

lmfao

theatre acting

[cyan garnet]

I agree it went for too long

But i thought it was cool

[wintry ridge]

i hope if they do bother making an improved version it's an opt in questline

or like a special mode like how uhh

[daring grove]

launcher update done

[wintry ridge]

marathon was

[cyan garnet]

The mortar event however

[daring grove]

now we wait

[fast garden]

it should never come back how it did

however mortars on the other hand

[wintry ridge]

mortars were fun

[fast garden]

wished those had more than one fixed location

[wintry ridge]

despite being more likely to suicide urself

[ancient marsh]

genuinely worst event of all time

[ancient marsh]

fucking how?

[fast garden]

hysterical event

[fleet carbon]

I remember when people were clapping and cherring when they were freeing maps with 0% zombies

like bruh

[ancient marsh]

literally every 10-15 minutes you cant hear anything

and have a vibrating buttplug going off

probably the part you enjoyed tbh

[cyan garnet]

Agreed

[wintry ridge]

baiting firefights into the death zone and also being able to cover footsteps

[ancient marsh]

yeah i love not being able to hear fucking anything

[wintry ridge]

xalrider youve been yapping about buttplugs a lot today

did u buy something new

[ancient marsh]

and having random hotspots that you need to go to for quests

[wintry ridge]

RETARD

THATS THE POINT

[ancient marsh]

to be either unapproachable

[ancient marsh]

yeah AND IT FUCKING SUCKS

[wintry ridge]

to deafen enemies while u fuck with them

[ancient marsh]

YOU JUST SIT IN A BUILDING FOR 2 MINUTES

FOR IT TO GO AWAY

SO YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME

KILL YOURSELF

[fleet carbon]

Does the blue flare even work anymore? I saw it used on reserve like 4 days ago but nothing happened

[ancient marsh]

wrong blue flare maybe?

[little flame]

launcher update

[wintry ridge]

you need blue raspberry flare

[ancient marsh]

i still dont get wtf is blue raspberry flavor

[little flame]

yo guys they changed the background

[ancient marsh]

raspberries arent blue

[little flame]

[little flame]

yes they are

blue ones are blue

[ancient marsh]

there are no blue raspberries

kill yourself

[little flame]

ivan?

[fleet carbon]

There's only one iirc, unless you're shitting me

[little flame]

didnt know u were on xals acc

[soft coral]

nah I'm on mine

its iedy

[little flame]

lol

ivans name is like voldemort

he always shows up when u say it

[sour viper]

@soft coral

hello kitty tutorials on yt when

[little flame]

mods

drop the tarkov files

[soft coral]

well fellas with 1.0 I sincerely hope they did something with the wipe other than that I hope the game fails

[fast garden]

taking a shower

[soft coral]

proof?

[little flame]

tarkov gamers dont shower

fake news

[fleet carbon]

Istg if the update is 50gb and the double-size bug is still there I'm gonna lose my mind

[ancient marsh]

they need to do 1 or all 3 things:
better fps
less hackers
better audio

i doubt they did even 1

[little flame]

[wintry ridge]

its like a weird mix of pineapple and lemon and some other shit iirc

[soft coral]

unlikely to be 50 gigs

[wintry ridge]

its a made up flavor because it sounds exotic

[soft coral]

ofc not

mf said 50 gigs

[fleet carbon]

Hyperbole but I wouldn't even be surprised

[wintry ridge]

50 gig update

[fleet carbon]

Also wasn't audio actually good back when they had Steam audio?

[wintry ridge]

20 billion polygon trashcan meshes for fuckin uhhh

terminal

[little flame]

oh god

i restarted my launcher

[wintry ridge]

launcher is down

lol

shouldve updated it 5 mins ago

[soft coral]

love how everyone is excited and coping meanwhile we all know the game will still be complete ASS

[wintry ridge]

ivan genuinely kys

negative little yapper

[soft coral]

you know I'm right

[fleet carbon]

They added the lever action rifle therefore game is good again

[wintry ridge]

i know you whine all the time and go "its gonna be shit" and then the times you end up being right you go "im always right see"

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @soft coral @wintry ridge @stark torrent @compact knoll nikita said tarkov did "a lot against cheaters in 1.0 release"

game will be playable until tuesday?

[soft coral]

they didn't do jack

[wintry ridge]

yes im watching the stream now

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[dapper grotto]

looking good lads

[wintry ridge]

i hope xalrider eats his words

shouldve bought it

[soft coral]

I mean yeah

I've played the fucking game

[wintry ridge]

broken retard is right 2 times a day

[soft coral]

3000 fucking hours wasted I know damn well how the game cycle is

[glacial haven]

didn't you buy via steam?

[ancient marsh]

you are talking about "tarkov is a good game" crowd rn

and they havent been right for like 5 years

6 years

just saying

[dapper grotto]

i have the game since 2021

[ancient marsh]

[fleet carbon]

Looking better

[soft coral]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/erik-king-james-doakes-fuck-you-gif-14291910882420722489

[soft coral]

ITS ALMOST AS IF I KNOW

[glacial haven]

502

damn

[soft coral]

CAN"T MAKE THIS SHIT UP BRO

[glacial haven]

server is actually unavailable

[ancient marsh]

i mean the update is probably "deploying"

[wintry ridge]

works fine for me

[dapper grotto]

ivan how much popcorn did you buy for today?

[ancient marsh]

2 minutes until discount ends

sooo

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

this is expected

[fleet carbon]

Tbf doesn't the update actually release in 3 mins?

[soft coral]

screenshot it then dickhead

[wintry ridge]

server is down for update

[stark torrent]

yeah pretty much ivan just gurgles cock

[wintry ridge]

"why cant i connect"

[ancient marsh]

its not "down forr update"

[glacial haven]

just mute him

[ancient marsh]

the update was done when the stream waws started basically

nikita legit just needs to press the button

[soft coral]

I've not said anything I just posted kekpoint

[ancient marsh]

to make the game go live

[soft coral]

as I said

[ancient marsh]

unironically

[soft coral]

I hope they did something decent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

aight got hit with the cringe john B

[wintry ridge]

john B slop again

save me my ears

holy fucking seizure warning

[soft coral]

praying for better audio

[wintry ridge]

jesus man

[glacial haven]

shouldn't there be some sort of seizure warning or smth

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[glacial haven]

there was one for scavs doing fuck all but not for flashing lights lmao

[wintry ridge]

also like half his background stills are ai slop

[elder nacelle]

release in hour

[wintry ridge]

its right now you ape

look at steam

[elder nacelle]

oops

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent so many energy drinks yet we survived until 1.0

[elder nacelle]

how is it

[pseudo storm]

this song sucks

[short cove]

It out?

[wintry ridge]

unless they decided to end the sale an hour before release

surely not

hell its even 24 hours from when they made the tweet

[remote fox]

Everyone is in such a hurry to play, disconnect in raid and lose all their gear.

[fleet carbon]

Need about 3 more music videos til game is playable

[wintry ridge]

@ancient marsh one thing I will say

atleast theyre not hd2 devs

take a 2 week break right after releasing an update that breaks the entire game

[ancient marsh]

bsg doesnt take a break, just allows the update to live

[stark torrent]

PULAAAAAAAAA

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

yeah as per usual servers are overloaded

[short cove]

tf is tus supposed to mean

[fleet carbon]

Pretty sure the update is still rolling out to be downloaded

[short cove]

i mean i cant open the launcher post login

[fleet carbon]

Yeah exactly

[wintry ridge]

launcher broke, lovely

[soft coral]

mfw you people can't wait 15/20 minutes

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral I changed tabs and it gave me the bug

[short cove]

kill yourself

[wintry ridge]

i was fixed until I touched it

ICE BREAKER

[fleet carbon]

If I wait 15 more minutes there's gonna be 1000 mfs with traders LL3

[wintry ridge]

[short cove]

real

[wintry ridge]

nikitia says fleshlights added????

[pseudo storm]

😭

[brave rivet]

@stark torrent your AK from yesterday looks like the Longbow from COD

this

[fleet carbon]

Nikita press the goddamn button

[wintry ridge]

👏

im happy for the devs ngl

maybe not nikitia

[short cove]

Nikillyourself fr should press it

Tbh hes probably jorking it rn

[wintry ridge]

hes busy making out with uhh

damirka or whoever that twink in the hawaiian is

[short cove]

I AM PRESSING THE LOGIN BUTTON SINCE 10 MINS

[fleet carbon]

Let's give him a time out he needs to relax after thinking of all the bank he's gonna make today

[wintry ridge]

press it 3 more times stinky

[viral egret]

im trying to laod in the web page for tarkov

it just doesnt

[short cove]

I cant

[viral egret]

[short cove]

Cuh the bro is putting a delay onto when I can click it again

Rn 3 seconds

[wintry ridge]

lmfao pestily viewers are morons

theyre spamming 5 gift subs before the drops even start 😭

[fleet carbon]

Did you know that 99% of tarkov players stop logging in right before the update goes live

[mortal trench]

launcher is fucking broken

[short cove]

Constipated sherlock?

[mortal trench]

a bit, need to keep tight before the game fucks me in the ass

[viral egret]

aight time to go back to gamma

[stark torrent]

launcher is broken and apparently steam can update already

[stark torrent]

le pula

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh lmfao

[short cove]

Cuh

[wintry ridge]

kostyuimer bought the steam edition

[viral egret]

bruh

kms

[mortal trench]

wouldnt be bsg if that didnt happen lol

[short cove]

Nikita you king gg

[stark torrent]

PUSSYYYY

[fleet carbon]

They better get their shit together

[short cove]

No spt?

[fleet carbon]

If servers don't work now they're gonna lose a shitton of steam sales

So it's not like it's just a costumer satisfaction thing

[short cove]

He deserves to get shot in the head

Ingame

30 seconds now

[white cloak]

yo did it open

[mortal trench]

you fucking what

[white cloak]

launcher is bugged

it doesnt open

same with my friend

[short cove]

Timeout before next login

[fleet carbon]

I firmly believe someone should strap Nikita on a chair and force him to play wipe day Ground Zero

[wintry ridge]

tarkov addiction is real

[fleet carbon]

on a standard account too

[mortal trench]

everybody that didnt get the steam scam edition basically got fucked again

[fleet carbon]

Til kappa

[short cove]

Spam me when it drops frfr

[white cloak]

Wasnt there a vid of his dev in the background doing pvp gameplay and he

ragequit lmao

[fleet carbon]

See how funny it is to get one tapped 15 seconds after spawning in

[wintry ridge]

tarkov junkie when she has to go 30 minutes without wipe

[mortal trench]

i would pay to see that

[short cove]

In 15 mins some will have kappa

[compact knoll]

she?

[white cloak]

15 mins is overexaggerated bro

give 10

[compact knoll]

this fella is a man

[fleet carbon]

Like they actually need playtesters or at least have any idea of what their actual game is like and not just what the unity creation programs look like

[mortal trench]

who was the dude that shared his account with like 5 dudes to get kappa the fastest?

[fleet carbon]

Mortar event and Zombie event would've been way better

[wintry ridge]

idk man I just go by pronouns in bio

[fleet carbon]

these mfs don't understand their own game

[wintry ridge]

im not gonna guess its rude

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

why would I be rude to someone I dont even hate

[fleet carbon]

Women

[ancient marsh]

?

[fleet carbon]

Tarkov

pick one

[wintry ridge]

therapist

[viral egret]

bro

wdym error 0

[ancient marsh]

don't get banned artem

1 complaint

is all it takes

[mortal trench]

no getaway

[wintry ridge]

artem gonna be discord tos striked

[fleet carbon]

You're gonna see when they add the 1.01 patch HRT event

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh невозможно запустить тарков, отсутсвует член на стуле

[wintry ridge]

is that the new uhhh

what event was that

the river one?

where you walk up and get super lung rot

female PMC event

its in the dang water

@ancient marsh it works for me

idk what youre on about

[fleet carbon]

This game is actually gonna die when they add female pmcs

not even a sexism thing

it'll just become Arena Breakout 2

[wintry ridge]

I agree

[fleet carbon]

They already added Arena csgo-like skins

[wintry ridge]

100% theyre gonna do goonerbait like uhh

yeah abi style skins if they have women