💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

Do we genuinely think tarkov is ripping modders work beyond inspiration

[glacial haven]

It would track with their companies previous decisions, yes

[keen sparrow]

SPT devs like Drakia have stated, and i quote, "i love when they implement my fixes"

[glacial haven]

But like I said, I doubt they'd rip it 1:1, maybe as inspiration or something

[native crypt]

models no but fixes yes

[fast garden]

Yeah I meant more like gun models etc

[fast garden]

Figures

They don’t know how to code the game

[keen sparrow]

i still find the desert eagle addition timing mighty fishy

[fast garden]

But damn they can make a gun model

[keen sparrow]

but i can't prove it

[native crypt]

its very odd that they don't just hire some of the guys who regularly fix stuff but maybe im not seeing the bigger picture

dont they also hire strictly only russians

[keen sparrow]

someone said because the modder people aren't russian, lel

[native crypt]

this could be entirely false on my part but idk

[fast garden]

GZ is gonna look like D-DAY in 7 hours

I only spare people that beg for their life pathetically enough

[cyan garnet]

Hasnt bsg like 1:1 ripped code from mods before

[keen sparrow]

mounting from Realism iirc

[native crypt]

you watching the tarkov tv in a couple hours

[cyan garnet]

the gz bloodshed is going to be peak

[keen sparrow]

the 'i'm ADSing next to a doorway, press V to stabilise'

[fast garden]

If I’m not convinced you care enough about living you die

[cyan garnet]

My body is ready

[fast garden]

Tv is at 2 am

I’m going to bed right now

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

love you gi mag

[fast garden]

GO HOME GI

[cyan garnet]

Nikita where is the secure case ammo!

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-gif-8911368

[cyan garnet]

I wonder if scavs will still become part of the walls

[fast garden]

Spt devs can do something really funny then

Troll bsg in their fixes

Russian intern looking at “lick my nuts nikita” x50 times on a flea market interface fix

[native crypt]

bay harbor stretcher in the bsg code when?

[keen sparrow]

with how spiteful and reactionary he is

he'd probably do to SPT what he's kinda been able to this whole time

[fast garden]

You mean what will happen soon

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[keen sparrow]

good

no really

good

[fast garden]

Total sptard annihilation

[native crypt]

doubly so if their promise of mod support is real

[fast garden]

“Safe space” turned to dust

[keen sparrow]

if for no other reason to see the furries cry

[glacial haven]

There's probably not a lot missing, just wrong comment of the dudes that create SPT and that site is gone for good

[keen sparrow]

also because WTT is goofy for making a massive modpack for a game that changes fundamentally every 3 months

[native crypt]

spt is open source right?

[glacial haven]

Yeah

[native crypt]

then someone else will just pick it up

[fast garden]

[cyan garnet]

So true

[keen sparrow]

so SPTards just get edged for a year and a half and it never gets released because they're constantly chasing the changes

[glacial haven]

And it gets struck down again, it'll be a cat and mouse game

[fast garden]

!ptrue

[keen sparrow]

"Ope, CabIDs changed, gotta write a program that redoes all the bundles in a huge batch"

[glacial haven]

It's like one dude that republishes it against a whole ass law firm that BSG will pay

[native crypt]

https://youtu.be/4IWN-6zBO2Q

[glacial haven]

You ain't winning, they will only stop until they start ripping down your wallpaper and it switches owners to Nikita

[fast garden]

Dude

Bear or usec for 1.0 y’all

[native crypt]

bear

[keen sparrow]

Bear

[glacial haven]

I always go usec but bear

Usec sucks

[fast garden]

HOLY BEAR WIPE

BEAR GANG RISE UP

[native crypt]

the lion does not concern himself with lighthouse rogues

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-scratch-booty-butt-scratch-itch-gif-5887904

[glacial haven]

I just fucking hate that I have no clue what my character is yapping in russian

[keen sparrow]

'bear wipe'

[glacial haven]

He could be insulting me for all I know

Breaking that 4th wall and calling me a retard

[fast garden]

If you play it enough you will figure it out

[native crypt]

they have eng lines now

[cyan garnet]

BEAR GANG

[fast garden]

Russian 101

[glacial haven]

[cyan garnet]

USEC chuds could never

[fast garden]

Grok should low-key do a poll in announcements with no ping

[glacial haven]

"Homosexual or USEC?"

[cyan garnet]

Homosexual

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/memeblog-gachi-gif-18207743

[glacial haven]

The aussie goes homo

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

Squid games style server poll

[cyan garnet]

@keen sparrow A build too powerful for any mere mortal

[fast garden]

Everyone picks a side

Whoever picks wrong

Exiled

[keen sparrow]

awww

you kept it

or wait

AYO?

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

is that mine or you're on SPT?

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[keen sparrow]

Bushtail hooked it up too, he updated the mod so it can be used on the rear sight base, so you can put optics on the AVT now too

[native crypt]

peak

[cyan garnet]

@fast garden soon it will be absolutely terrible day for the steamies to try to touch ragmans suv

[fast garden]

Grenadier location

I’m gonna tripmine that

[keen sparrow]

best part of that map depending on who you are

also worst if you're the other guy

[fast garden]

Swamp tripmine

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-gif-21991855

[glacial haven]

From what you have told me, it's more of a noise, an alarm if you will, that someone is coming your way and they just get jumpscared and damaged to an equivalent of a dildo thrown at their head

[cyan garnet]

Steamies when head, naped opening tarcone office

[fast garden]

The silver lining in this situation is the swamp water slowdown

And no prone in swamp

[cyan garnet]

Pretty much unless they are retarded

[native crypt]

green parrot mines in the clutter of interchange and dorms would be horrific

[glacial haven]

Wdym, they hear the pin get pulled and shove the nade up their ass?

[fast garden]

Some are into that yeah

[cyan garnet]

If you put a reduced delay f1 tripwire in the middle of tje bushes from chalet to scav village on lighthouse you will get someone if they go into it

[fast garden]

Tarkov after all

[cyan garnet]

Not enough time to get out of the bush

[fast garden]

F1 RD my beloved

[cyan garnet]

Rb bk marked room is another goated spot for one of those

[fast garden]

God bless

We kill people with hammers and whatnot

[cyan garnet]

The absolute bloodbath over gz car extracr is going to be great

[glacial haven]

Nikita asked if we can't just all get along

No, I will black out your limbs and leave you in the raid, alone

[gritty python]

no nikita

spend more time committing to the game instead of your soundcloud library

[native crypt]

if they do add the unconscious state im gonna be on my digbar grindset

[cyan garnet]

Never i must make steamies uninstall

[cyan garnet]

Im on my max trader grindset rn fr fr

[gritty python]

oh man the timmy apocalypse is about to hit

[glacial haven]

Gotta wait for the 2 hour mark

Then you can bully the fuck out of them

[native crypt]

me when i kill steamites

[cyan garnet]

What steamies see in the player profile after i brutalise him

[keen sparrow]

I wonder if there's a site that tracks steam refund metrics

[glacial haven]

You will hear about Nikita being unhappy

[cyan garnet]

Me reading the steam review bombing

[glacial haven]

"There's like these bunch of no life ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ that always kill me when I try to exfil"

[cyan garnet]

@keen sparrow My goal is to get the chinese men i dunk on to messages me shit like this

I wonder if aussie servers will be playable again

Its been exclusively for competative cheaters the last few wipes

[native crypt]

they are gonna replace aussie servers with this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/1577470/Straya/

Steam

Straya

Straya is an Action based First Person Shooter set in Australia around the late 1960's. With a focus on surviving the many dangerous animals that inhabit the land, air and water, the player can perform jobs, hunt, collect and roam freely in an open world.

Travel by foot, horse, chopper and boats.
Collect bush tucker to craft elixers.
Use the m…

Price

$17.99

▶ Play video

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

This is just my day to day life

[keen sparrow]

chat, i still need to beat stalker 2

wtf am i doing

[native crypt]

s2 was such a let down

[keen sparrow]

exactly why i have only played 3 hours of it

[fast garden]

Ward playthrough

[glacial haven]

crikey mate, it's your pet

[fast garden]

Korshurnov carries

[native crypt]

i would have tried for a refund with only 3 hours

[glacial haven]

australians also love the word "cunt"

[cyan garnet]

Cunts just standing over the back door like he pays rent

[fast garden]

The steamie wood chipper

Aka the mp5

[cyan garnet]

My kedr w/ flesh ammo vs your kneecaps

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[glacial haven]

just leave him alone, the snakes will get him someday

[fast garden]

My mp5 with dogshit ammo vs your head

[glacial haven]

Australia is literally ground 0 for anything that is deadly

[fast garden]

Time to enjoy my laser guns

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

Be it snakes, spiders

Kangaroos are also not very fun to be around

Or emus

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-gif-20698522

[cyan garnet]

Kangaroos are okay the little grey ones we get around here dont fuck with people

[glacial haven]

Australia even lost the war against Emu's

[cyan garnet]

The big red ones out west are rhe ones that actually will fuck you up

[keen sparrow]

So when do i wipe my PVE shit, right now or after the update's out

[cyan garnet]

Have you seen how big a emu is

Mf is huge

[native crypt]

this game is peak im buying it

[glacial haven]

You had fully automatic mounted machine guns

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

Hey

[glacial haven]

They should not have won that war

[cyan garnet]

Theyre big alright

[keen sparrow]

not helping your case sir

[glacial haven]

Alright, fair enough, you have a point there

[keen sparrow]

nah

big = easier target

[cyan garnet]

Emus arent the scary ones

[glacial haven]

That's the thing, they have like one big point, the rest is their retarded head

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Casawary will actually kill you

Im not spelling that right i think

[glacial haven]

Cassowary

[keen sparrow]

did noone in that prison colony think like

[keen sparrow]

"hey, maybe i should try to leave"

[cyan garnet]

Them cunts will rock your shit

[glacial haven]

Next war incoming

[cyan garnet]

They have a big claw that they gut shit with

It happrns a few times every year to people i think

[keen sparrow]

so yeah

why did noone leave

[cyan garnet]

The weather and the beaches are nice

[glacial haven]

Between roided kangaroos, millions of deadly spider species, snakes of all sorts and emus, you also have those fucks

[glacial haven]

Is there any place in Australia that is not deadly other than the plane leaving?

[keen sparrow]

Cancun has the same shit, but living there you gotta deal with jungle bugs, tarantulas and scorpions

[native crypt]

also because the first mad max movie is kino

[cyan garnet]

nuclear kino

[keen sparrow]

That's a scrotum

or some huge labia minora

[cyan garnet]

I like to think the rest of the world is fine in mad max but in central australia its business as usual

[keen sparrow]

hey bro, why do the scary birds have pussy flaps for necks

[cyan garnet]

To assert dominance

Unironically

[native crypt]

uses them like a flail in a helicopter maneuver

[keen sparrow]

so to assert dominance i should let my nuts hang out, got it

[native crypt]

based really

[native crypt]

"does this look like bubblegum to you?"

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tqQt7TKyvlI

[pallid bolt]

I hope salt guns exist in Australia. I would not attack that thing without a ranged weapon

[glacial haven]

When Misfits was still a thing, they ware in Australia once, they had like a huge huntsman spider in their house

They just fucking closed the door on it and smushed it

[cyan garnet]

I squished him with my thong

[glacial haven]

Like it was between the door

[cyan garnet]

What do you americans call em

Flip flops

[keen sparrow]

OH

yeah

[native crypt]

aerosol can and lighter

[glacial haven]

You know, you could've thought about the word for it before calling it thong

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-tom-cat-going-up-spirit-gif-17831984

[cyan garnet]

THATS WHAT THEYRE CALLED HERE

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/party-in-provincetown-gif-26843974

[glacial haven]

Definitely, yeah

[keen sparrow]

'would ya show me?'

[glacial haven]

Good luck squishing stuff with your thong, aussie

[pallid bolt]

You'd have to get within its aggro range to hit with that. No thanks

[keen sparrow]

'i'd be riiiiight happy to'

'our daddy taught us not be ashamed of our dicks'

[native crypt]

on account of good size and all

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk

'it gets bigger when i pull on it'

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[native crypt]

i would regularly quote these when i worked retail

[keen sparrow]

that's amazing

[native crypt]

one time at midnight i did the "fucking slaves, get your ass back here!" bit to a couple of friends

one of my top moments in life

the echo in a silent and mostly empty warehouse is thunderous

[hardy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-saul-better-call-saul-camera-gif-26514818

[native crypt]

Aussie and rex freak off when

[hardy cypress]

I thought I was in brainfart

I should go to sleep

[keen sparrow]

Is it time for us to go back to our mind-prison yet?

[native crypt]

dont think so

prob another 6 hours

[stark torrent]

[native crypt]

soon...

[cyan garnet]

THATS WHAT THEYRE CALLED HERE

[cyan garnet]

The extract rat vs the command bunker pvp gigachad

[glacial haven]

i see the reason, a thong slips between legs, an australian one between your big toe and it's neighbour but like, not enough of a reason to call it a thong on a server, mostly populated by people that speak english as their second language

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/brent-my-hero-aus-top-guy-gif-17971844794065873200

hold still while i glass you

[glacial haven]

i prefer the glass bottle over your thong, yes

keep that one to yourself

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

Can we have some maca’s and a durry first?

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[cyan garnet]

ITS MACCAS

NOT MICKEY DS

[stark torrent]

that is true and it would be better for Moldova

however at the latest counting or whatever , over 60% of population said they would prefer RU over Romania

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

Retards, gg

And its actually true too

Seems to be changing tho

[ancient marsh]

when is the game online

in like 4 hours i think

[compact knoll]

In 4 hours by my calculations

[ancient marsh]

wait no

it says 3 am est

it's 1:48 est

@compact knoll if they dont delay artem

$50

[compact knoll]

They ll delay

[pseudo storm]

So how is it gonna work? Now we get story mode quests and after we finish that its just back to PVP?

[ancient marsh]

you probably play the game alongside story mode

but idk we'll see

if i had to bet its like

you play game like normal

and cutscenes play

[gritty python]

they’ll launch post tarkov tv

[compact knoll]

No it should be in 4 hours

[gritty python]

is my guess

[compact knoll]

Tarkov podcast is in 2

[gritty python]

ye end of that will be launch, should be on time

[gritty python]

didn’t nikita already basically confirm this?

[pseudo storm]

I got a hunch that MANY BSG employees are awake right now trying to make sure that no calamity happens

[gritty python]

literally said gameplay will be all normal, just with some trader cutscenes, because the ingame traders were too much for the engine

[stark torrent]

In classic BSG fashion, they confused the fuck out of everyone with the Steam sale not inlcuding Unheard ( you have to buy it on their website only probably to avoid the steam 30% tax on the 250 $ tag )

but people do not understand how it works so they dont want to buy it on steam now cause they are afraid they have to buy it twice or whatever

i dont get it either these devs are stupid as fuck lol

[cyan garnet]

[gritty python]

[compact knoll]

Dont think they did

[cyan garnet]

Never change bsg

[ancient marsh]

what even is the point of the steam release? genuinely asking

[compact knoll]

Because unheard gives you future dlcs

They were gonna delete it on launch

[cyan garnet]

Influx of steamies

[stark torrent]

No no , Unheard stays forever

[ancient marsh]

just more players? what does it do for consumers though

[gritty python]

Valve: We can generate free keys for your players coming from your website :))
BSG: No, no, we must make even EA proud with this launch

[compact knoll]

Don't think so

[cyan garnet]

Makes bsg money

[stark torrent]

they wont remove Unheard they said it in the past

[compact knoll]

They said they were gonna delete eod after release

[cyan garnet]

Its that shrimple

[stark torrent]

well yeah but htings changed

you can buy Unheard now on the website

but its not on steam

[ancient marsh]

makes bsg money is not pro-consumerr

it's anti

[stark torrent]

so if u buy it on steam , then you go on their website and buy unheard to ugprade

[cyan garnet]

He thinks bsg cares abojt the consumer

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

to arc raiders

also why is bo7 there

holy shit are people that stupid man they keep buying it anywya?

even tho everyone hated it

[compact knoll]

Marvel rivals

[stark torrent]

holy shit

[compact knoll]

Actual gooner game

Crazy self report

[gritty python]

people are buying it to experience the garbage and then playing too long to refund it

[stark torrent]

that game knows their audience , in times where women are made on purpose ugly , these guys just took the pot of gold

by makiing every woman hot

GGS never fails

[flat breach]

Apparently you can refund it whenever if you just mention the game didn't tell you about there being AI assets

[compact knoll]

Gonna take more than 2 hours to get into raid

Just cuck everyone for 2 hours or more, so they cant refund

[gritty python]

[compact knoll]

I would do something like that if i was the game dev

[stark torrent]

what self report retard its top sellers

[compact knoll]

I swear it was dead for more than a year

Who the fuck plays that

[stark torrent]

its free so i guess a lot of people

[flat breach]

[stark torrent]

its the same as fortnite they get you hooked

like coke

idk i dont like it

[compact knoll]

Multiplayer no progression slop

[compact knoll]

Huh weied

Was pretty sure you liked cocks

[flat breach]

[ancient marsh]

whats so funny

[stark torrent]

yeah thats a lot of players , game isnt a failiure

[compact knoll]

Damn aight

[flat breach]

Artem not believing people play games he doesn't play

[ancient marsh]

that is A LOT of players, 93k peak is rly good

holy shit

delta force

has almost 100k concurrent

[compact knoll]

Can you check how much cs has

[ancient marsh]

[flat breach]

Release Heavy update to beat Marvel Rivals, Valve

[stark torrent]

oof that is really good for them

[ancient marsh]

1.3 mil

[compact knoll]

Jesus

[pseudo storm]

So I assume you all going USEC?

[ancient marsh]

dota used to be top dog

[compact knoll]

Uhhh

Good question

[stark torrent]

even tho Bear has some cool clothes i will go USEC probably

[ancient marsh]

nvm i guess

[stark torrent]

i never played bear in all my 9200 hr

[flat breach]

[ancient marsh]

dota has less players all time peak than cs has concurrent now

[flat breach]

1.5M peak

[ancient marsh]

concurrent THIS CLOSE to all time peak is INSANE

[stark torrent]

this is how a W looks from Valve

[pseudo storm]

Just do BEAR for PVP, USEC for PVE (If you are interested in that)

[stark torrent]

1.5 mil holy fuck

[ancient marsh]

arc raiders has 250k holy shit

[stark torrent]

no i am not gay thank you

[ancient marsh]

PUBG HAD A CONCURRENT PEAK OF 3+ MIL PLAYERS

[pseudo storm]

But you're a mod...

[ancient marsh]

HOLY FUCK LMAO

[flat breach]

And yet people still get me as a teammate and we lose

[stark torrent]

and that game had worse cheating than Tarkov and CSGO

back then

everyone was wallhacking

[compact knoll]

Kinda want to do bear

[stark torrent]

this one is crazy as well

its already been what 2 weeks?

its holding dman well

[ancient marsh]

aaaand he's on the mirotvorets lists

JUST A JOKE

all good fun

[pseudo storm]

I assume Greyzone warfare or whatever it is, is also kinda dead?

[ancient marsh]

i mean if others are going bear i might try it too

i played pmc like last 3 wipes

i mean usec

[stark torrent]

[pseudo storm]

yeah...

[flat breach]

Play 10 games and it's all mostly the same names

[ancient marsh]

all the 70 year old uncs reliving vietnam checked out ggs

[ancient marsh]

you described tarkov arena

[compact knoll]

[pseudo storm]

Im not sure if tarkov created the "extraction shooter" genre, but it certainly popularized it

[ancient marsh]

basically has

i dont know about any games before it

genuinely

[pseudo storm]

same

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden i clicked on "mark as read" on the pestily discord like 2 weeks ago

this game is so fucking dead

[stark torrent]

tbf he hasnt played tarkov since forever so yeah

[ancient marsh]

no it's been like this for months

especially egrigeous this wipe

[stark torrent]

i think he did all in his power to avoid playing tarkov

[ancient marsh]

but why would his community?

[glacial haven]

alright

never join the fucking discord server of general sam

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-staring-suspicious-memes-gif-9038143639402170425

[soft coral]

guys are lesbians with fat fingers condsidered well hung?

[cyan garnet]

Why

[dapper grotto]

thank you for this comment ivan this is the first thing i see on discord on the 1.0 release

and yes

[glacial haven]

i joined, checked out the main channel, there was a "girl" adamantly asking people to cum in "her" (I have no clue if it's a femboy or something), a fuck ton of femboy porn gifs and just furry porn

i just left

[cyan garnet]

A "girl"

[native crypt]

Sounds about right for general sam

[glacial haven]

There's like 0 moderation

None

Nothing

N words (which are not allowed, even if the channel is nsfw marked), rape memes (also not allowed)

That server is like an inch away from just getting fucked, he already received a tos warning

You receive one

A singular one

After that, not very nice to deal with

[ancient marsh]

tigz server?

[ancient marsh]

ah general sam

[native crypt]

that seems to be the case on non private servers with no moderation

[glacial haven]

Yeah idk, I just don't care enough to stay there

I would rather miss shit from general sam than go on a server where I am immediately greeted by stuff like that

[wintry ridge]

Yeah there's oddly enough a lot of those shithole YouTuber servers

There's some rimworld/fallout 4 tuber guy with a server that's about as bad

Zero moderation attempts, basically just gore spam and tos worthy stuff

[glacial haven]

I get racist / derogatory terms "for the funny" but idk about that over abundance of porn and weird horny shit, that didn't even seem like a meme

The person I mentioned sent nudes of themselves

[wintry ridge]

The thing about "for the funny" is it needs to be funny

Just being racist all the time isn't funny

It's just weird

[glacial haven]

It was just some anime shit with a caption

Not really all that funny

I don't even think there are moderators on the server

[wintry ridge]

Horny posting too is a little less offensive to the rest of the server but like posting porn constantly is weird

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

And there was this dude that constantly sent some dragon anime porn images with the caption "this is my wife btw."

The server is literally just dogshit

[cyan garnet]

mental illness

[glacial haven]

But quite a few gamma fans are on there

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll fellas inform me when tarkov tv is live pls thank you

[stark torrent]

oki

imma go to gym tho

[ancient marsh]

don't forget the injector's case, lvndmark

[stark torrent]

ye imma go make myself a vanilla obdobolos

[pseudo storm]

BSG stream just started

[stark torrent]

oboboblos

bobolobobs

fentanyl

[ancient marsh]

ob-dol-bos

emphasis on the last syllable

syllabel

sylba

[stark torrent]

cock rider

[ancient marsh]

not nice

im giving free russian lessons

and this is the thanks i get

[glacial haven]

just because you insult people in russian, doesn't mean it's a lesson

[ancient marsh]

when did i do that

[glacial haven]

winner winner you fucking

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[ancient marsh]

i remember when sniper in tf2 used to call the scout the f word

in russian dub

[glacial haven]

what's the russian word for it

[ancient marsh]

i cant say it

[glacial haven]

sure you can

look

[ancient marsh]

this is entrapment

[glacial haven]

i will say it with you

[glacial haven]

i have one with max verstappen

but i have asked iedy for confirmation, i can not post it here

[native crypt]

verstappen is indeed the lion

[soft coral]

i have one with osamma bin russel

but posting it will get me banned

because of a certain song

[native crypt]

can you dm me it my buddy likes f1

[stark torrent]

i like this emoji

[soft coral]

tome to go lidl with family

and kaufland

[glacial haven]

and i bet it is part of this server in about a minute

[stark torrent]

less than a minute

[soft coral]

call it sadge hd

[stark torrent]

we can remove some old ones ye

[soft coral]

nahhh

oold one has tear

jebem ti mater

look

new one dont

[native crypt]

remove this one to make space

[full sand]

can i get tarkov on steam if I have a BSG account already or would I have to buy it again

[native crypt]

buy again

[soft coral]

you need to buy again

get fucked

give us money true supporter rahh

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

@stark torrent as one last final decision, do we remove it?

[stark torrent]

no

it triggers people

[glacial haven]

i heard a yes

[stark torrent]

that means its a good emoji

[full sand]

I shall never give them money again they hate women smh

[soft coral]

theyre based

[glacial haven]

i just fucking hate the way that thing looks

[soft coral]

4 billion women and its still not clean

[native crypt]

even if you buy on steam im pretty sure it will still use bsg launcher

[soft coral]

unbelievable

[glacial haven]

it looks like a cum stain being attacked by mold

[stark torrent]

flop using it to trigger half of brainfart

[soft coral]

flop

[glacial haven]

he can use some other emote

[wintry ridge]

??

[glacial haven]

he'll get over it, we removed his permissions to send gifs and he started to get used to it after about a week

[wintry ridge]

this one is peak

its been around 4ever

its the stupid grin emote you use while baiting

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden haven't checked in with tigz stream in a while, turns out he caught a body and went to prison and now has face tats

[native crypt]

a true lion doesn't need emojis to bait

[ancient marsh]

(he has a subathon and is putting on temp face tats for subs)

[wintry ridge]

isnt that the prison bitch tattoo

[ancient marsh]

that wwasnt funny or creative

[wintry ridge]

neither are you fella

[stark torrent]

8 min till tarkov tv btw

[ancient marsh]

yeah im on tig stream

[wintry ridge]

wheres my popcorn

[pseudo storm]

at the store probably

[soft coral]

TIME TO GO KAUFLANDDD

[pseudo storm]

Wtf is that

[soft coral]

iedy ban this guy he doesnt know what kaufland is

[pseudo storm]

An italian would never ban an american!

[soft coral]

iedy is romanian do not insult him like that

[glacial haven]

but what about a german

[pseudo storm]

uhhhh

probably

[native crypt]

i think the only time falco would come in here is if he gets lost

[soft coral]

yrue

[glacial haven]

new clipboard /ban user:118155786340794376 reason:I have no clue

[pseudo storm]

By random chance

RIP user 118155786340794376

[glacial haven]

fr

[stark torrent]

big ass supermarket chain

ouuskha

[pseudo storm]

ah

[wintry ridge]

i just got chips instead

[pseudo storm]

What kind

[wintry ridge]

paint

[pseudo storm]

ew

Try the quarry ones next time

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent one of the tigz subgoals is "do heroin on stream"

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

yeah im watching

18+ tarkov stream

sex update

[glacial haven]

finally

tits

[ancient marsh]

disclaimer

static screen

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent

!drops

[ancient marsh]

the static is an artem reference

[wintry ridge]

[glacial haven]

!drops

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/when-worlds-collide-slenderman-slenderman-5000-powerman-5000-worlds-collide-gif-18138207949602965438

[stark torrent]

!drops

idk why i did it but sure

[pseudo storm]

aaaaaaaaaa nikita shut it off

[native crypt]

the unlimited lightkeeper sex glitch is real

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

@glacial haven wheres the drops command

[soft coral]

well well well

[pseudo storm]

whew

its over

[glacial haven]

soon gamma drops command

it'll bsod your pc

[wintry ridge]

!drops and it just times you out for a minute

get these damn scavs outta here

[ancient marsh]

bro has the duckass subgoal

infinite money glitch

https://tenor.com/view/duck-shake-gif-25984885

[wintry ridge]

my eyes

[glacial haven]

fucking flashbang

[wintry ridge]

LMFAO

1st bug of the wipe

[ancient marsh]

this is a reference to "the huntsman's path: controller"

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

get 2 kills on flashbanged enemies

[glacial haven]

now i know where the smog on interchange went

into this fucking stream

i have seen porn with better acting

please

fuck off

[wintry ridge]

be nice

this is their first uhhh

Play of the year

[glacial haven]

they are searching the same containers like 3 times in a row

[wintry ridge]

they only got the scripts yesterday

[glacial haven]

is dementia one of the new features?

[pseudo storm]

yeah its a bit tedious

on with it BSG!

[ancient marsh]

what low search skill does to a mf

[wintry ridge]

this is like high school theatre tier

[native crypt]

i hope the crackhead guy from the Christmas stream comes back

funny guy

[pseudo storm]

what being a programmer does to a mf

[compact knoll]

Gonna grab a monster and some cock

Coke

Freudian slip

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[glacial haven]

fucking hell no

[wintry ridge]

stop jorking moron, we have tarkovtv to watch

[glacial haven]

another one searching the same shit

[compact knoll]

5 goon seshes left until tarkov release

[wintry ridge]

this is why we need to get the uhh

containers stay open after someone searches em

back in the game

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[glacial haven]

no, we just need common sense, if one container is empty, the rest of them are probably looted for valuables as well

[wintry ridge]

@ancient marsh oil up

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-16875499

shooting blanks

[ancient marsh]

i found crazy loot searching unlooted containers in looted places

[ancient marsh]

that is crazy

[compact knoll]

The issue is that they sometimes just have nothing inside

And half the people looting are retards

And miss crates

[wintry ridge]

iedy gonna be shooting like a 10 durability toz

[glacial haven]

i am just trying to get people to check one container and fuck off to see for myself and get the loot

yooo new cam

[wintry ridge]

caglarp vision

[glacial haven]

what exactly did he check with those mags

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll IMAGINE 1.0 launches and hardcore changes are still there

what would be worse for bsg

hc changes still in

or they forgot to remove them

[wintry ridge]

the style points

[glacial haven]

istg if there will be another dude walking in the frame and checking the same containers

motherfucker

[wintry ridge]

LMFAO

[stark torrent]

they said there will be best of both worlds hardcore and softcore

but there was nothing best about hardcore

[wintry ridge]

this is the "waiting" screen

[stark torrent]

so yeah we kill ourselves

[wintry ridge]

glukhar??

holy your uncle is on camera @ancient marsh

[glacial haven]

yoo the main menu music

[stark torrent]

already confirmed ammo , meds and container changes will not be reverted from hardcore

[glacial haven]

everything is forgiven

[stark torrent]

the bald guy is Artem the developer and Glukhar

[compact knoll]

You called?

[ancient marsh]

?

[wintry ridge]

glukhar is on screen

[stark torrent]

you said you have a 2nd name

which was it?

[ancient marsh]

why is he my uncle

[wintry ridge]

because he lives in a trainyard

[compact knoll]

What?

[native crypt]

because hes cool

[wintry ridge]

and guys run trains on ur mother

[stark torrent]

dont you have 2 names man

[compact knoll]

No

[ancient marsh]

so uncalled for

[stark torrent]

ah just Artem?

[compact knoll]

Its just Artem

[stark torrent]

oh ggs

i also have Andrei

classic East European name

Good Saint tho

[compact knoll]

You have a double name?

[stark torrent]

yes

[compact knoll]

Gg man

[wintry ridge]

just search the thicc case already smh

[glacial haven]

nah, that is for the 13th group

[wintry ridge]

true

[ancient marsh]

arena downloading at 5 MB/s

[wintry ridge]

the killa team

[ancient marsh]

it should be 10x

[wintry ridge]

lol

servers cooked

[stark torrent]

thats Ryzhy'

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll are donation drops tomorrow

or today

[stark torrent]

should start today

should have technically started

[compact knoll]

Fuck if i know

[stark torrent]

but i dont like the rewards they are dogshit

what is even that Luis Putton bag

is it a container or what

[wintry ridge]

ngl

[ancient marsh]

2x3 pouch

[compact knoll]

I like to bust a load everytime i extract with a big load

[stark torrent]

ah useless nice

[wintry ridge]

they shouldve just made it a skin for the kappa

[ancient marsh]

and gives u the sword

[wintry ridge]

craft ur kappa with the bag and it gives you the bag with kappa size

[glacial haven]

if they needed more time, they could've just moved the stream begin to 2 hours later

what is this shit

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[compact knoll]

A biiiiig load in my ass

[stark torrent]

they showed a Gamma reskinned bag before

during the last TV last year or shit

[glacial haven]

i mean, not even trying to be a dick but this shit makes no sense

[stark torrent]

i dont understand wtf

[wintry ridge]

🥀

[stark torrent]

what are we doing man

[fast garden]

Randomly jolted awake at 2:47

[wintry ridge]

artem I get that ur excited for 1.0 man but like

calm urself

[stark torrent]

Thee wakes up at 3 AM and that is the first message he sees from Artyom

[glacial haven]

by the looks of it, you can go back to sleep for another hour

we are currently larping eft

[wintry ridge]

lets play ostfront if ur tweakin that hard

[fast garden]

They always do silly shit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/man-in-bed-sitting-up-blank-stare-man-bed-blank-stare-gif-3365085578315291482

[ancient marsh]

????

[fast garden]

I’m gonna go back to sleep still though

[glacial haven]

good idea

[wintry ridge]

this music is so good

[glacial haven]

that is honestly like 30% of the reason why i love the game

just the music

[wintry ridge]

my favorite of the tracks ngl

[stark torrent]

yeah nikita said he will release the music for the latest trailer

that one was good

[glacial haven]

yeah but like, it doesn't hit the same if you aren't in the game

[stark torrent]

he said he used AI to change his voice on the lyrics cause he doesnt like his vocie

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent wtf are you posting

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

grim start posting furry shit and i will mute you again

[ancient marsh]

that's artem

[stray token]

@stark torrent I fuckig see you subtly moving Tarkov above helldivers you shit

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

Bitcoins man

[compact knoll]

Gpus

You know

A biiig load

[stark torrent]

you didnt see yesterday

had tarkov above offtopic

[ancient marsh]

equivalent of a white supremacist with a black gf

[stark torrent]

and we started getting random peopl ehere

[stray token]

I was working

[glacial haven]

put it above support next time

[compact knoll]

Most homophobic man in the GC

The most homo erotic jokes

[wintry ridge]

mouth to mouth on a dummy aint work

[compact knoll]

Every time

[ancient marsh]

who is this referring to

[wintry ridge]

you

[compact knoll]

Lets leave that un answered

[wintry ridge]

or iedy

[stark torrent]

pestily with 13k viewers , roidmark with 6.1k and glory with 3,3k

Peanut with 24k

[ancient marsh]

diplomatic answer

[stark torrent]

how

[wintry ridge]

both of u are fruitcakes sometimes

[stray token]

true, but sleeping for most of the day because of no calls is

[ancient marsh]

i know ur not talking

[glacial haven]

and bsg official stream still has 36k

[wintry ridge]

its not joking though

:3

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[glacial haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[ancient marsh]

sometimes i forget hitler was a real guy because of these cat gifs

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ObACsupwtxnYfOWKO0Wzo?si=cCEcjU0bTKetboXRz7_kpQ

[glacial haven]

he was a baker

[ancient marsh]

W

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

ok relax

i know you're a mod

[glacial haven]

@stark torrent can confirm

[ancient marsh]

but relax

[native crypt]

Nikita is edging over 50k people

[gritty python]

as things should be

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @soft coral

[wintry ridge]

click on vros twitch account
thigh highs and fishnets as the first vod

[ancient marsh]

yochilllllllllla

[wintry ridge]

[stray token]

[wintry ridge]

ikr

[pseudo storm]

This whole stream so far: 🛏️

[gritty python]

[pseudo storm]

🛌

[stark torrent]

i was gonna say those scavs better start clapping their cheeks or smth cause its boring

[ancient marsh]

[wintry ridge]

is that the same guy

dementia pmc

[glacial haven]

bring in the black division

paracord someone

do something

[wintry ridge]

paracord urself

[stark torrent]

black division but not because of their uniforms

blacked division

[ancient marsh]

black pmcs could be cool

but for what reason?

[granite coral]

📚 blacked

To be [executed] by [a person] of [african] decent.

Mario got blacked by some gang [members] when he rolled his [daddy's] bimmer into [the wrong] 'hood.

[glacial haven]

go back to e-cuddling with azu

[native crypt]

imagine if bsg gets banned on twitch again

[stark torrent]

lol

[wintry ridge]

meta

same reason as rust

[glacial haven]

wdym

[ancient marsh]

i got banned in twitch chat of a russian streamer for that joke

[glacial haven]

they got banned before?

[ancient marsh]

i've been racist ever since

[glacial haven]

for what

[wintry ridge]

its not even a joke lmfao

[ancient marsh]

truth = ban

[wintry ridge]

sweaty nolife retards would only play as black characters if they could

[ancient marsh]

night raids would go crazy

[native crypt]

they pointed a toy gun at eachother so twitch said no no iirc

[glacial haven]

doesn't black clothing and a balaclava have about the same effect that you're aiming for

[wintry ridge]

this is like the jerma dollhouse for russians

[glacial haven]

damn

[wintry ridge]

to a point yeah

[glacial haven]

i mean, if those are replica's, they seem to be pretty well made

i get why they'd think that they're basically nearly ending each other

[ancient marsh]

tarkov should be permad on twitch for publically executing tarkov with the hc wipe

[wintry ridge]

its moving

[compact knoll]

I do pg13 things to jars of mayonnaise

[glacial haven]

yeah, just wanted to say, it's the first time that happened

[glacial haven]

same

[compact knoll]

Such a good video

[stark torrent]

ok so what is smooth motion

[ancient marsh]

???

[wintry ridge]

is someone fucking with the camera

[stark torrent]

like the ughhh that program ?

[ancient marsh]

my favorite move on artem mom

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1423219961622429806/1312720246481621022.gif

[glacial haven]

finally something happens

[wintry ridge]

holy shit

[ancient marsh]

its starting

[glacial haven]

black division, yooo

[wintry ridge]

theyre real

[stark torrent]

the sex couch

[glacial haven]

or whatever that dude is with the patch

[wintry ridge]

nikitia's wallet division

[ancient marsh]

nikita looking like a mafia boss

[fleet carbon]

I actually want them to release the trailer OST, that shit hard asf

[stark torrent]

mic isnt working

mate

retard

[native crypt]

kaban on stream????!

[ancient marsh]

nikita isnt that fat anymore

fat jokes dont work

[wintry ridge]

that blackdiv guy has nice eyes

[ancient marsh]

he's slimmed down a lot so good for him

[wintry ridge]

so have u

get owned noob

[ancient marsh]

thank you so much

[wintry ridge]

russia is fictional

[compact knoll]

Buying monstor

[pseudo storm]

worldbuilding moment

[ancient marsh]

ok this is just global operations intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvpGSUrM3s

W game btw

[wintry ridge]

pre collapse tarkov

loooore

[ancient marsh]

we do not care

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent this is 100% gonna be the intro cutscene to the game

or campaign

[glacial haven]

I mean, understandable, it looks pretty high production quality

[wintry ridge]

it looks really good

[native crypt]

very cool

[wintry ridge]

i love worldbuilding

[fleet carbon]

Unrealistic that Russia didn't send in 50 APCs and flamethrower units

[wintry ridge]

200%

[viral egret]

3 hours

[wintry ridge]

lmfao marker planted on the tigr

[stark torrent]

We got Live action TIGR SAFARI before GTA 6

[wintry ridge]

real shit

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

Nikita said that the stream would last about 2 hours, not even 10 minutes in and people are already saying it's over in the chat lmao

[wintry ridge]

damirka

[stark torrent]

oh ok so even Nikita didnt know he would release

ggs

[gritty python]

[glacial haven]

I mean, understandable, Tarkov was extremely fucking ambitious

[wintry ridge]

its crazy ti didnt end up like star cit

[glacial haven]

It's surprising that we have this game, even in it's state

[wintry ridge]

eternal "alpha" dev hell

[gritty python]

star citizen went from being a game to being a project developing game systems

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh cant believe they invited Vonza to BSG HQ

[gritty python]

it’s a calculated loss

server meshing will be the thing CIG pulls out of it all and be monopoly man rich

[wintry ridge]

yeah

its not really a game as much as a tech investment now

the ships are a bonus for backers

[gritty python]

^

[glacial haven]

I never even thought about star citizen because it's a constant back and forth with people going from a whole range of emotions, from "it's a scam" to "it's perfect already"

[stark torrent]

bro pulled a King Baldwin hand move

[wintry ridge]

its a scam in some areas but its completely fuckin unmatched in others

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[wintry ridge]

like the ship physics are completely unmatched in any other game

even elite dangerous doesnt feel as weighty

[white cloak]

yo do we still have to reset pve accounts to play the endgame

[ancient marsh]

thats crazy

[gritty python]

the physics of star citizen is a literal marvel of technology

[gritty python]

yes

[white cloak]

Fuck

[wintry ridge]

im gonna get some snacks

[ancient marsh]

it is a scam, game made more money from the fuckin kickstarter than it took to make gta 5

[wintry ridge]