💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

the only ones i got by myself were mono miitary and sin

and duty cause i hate them

[compact knoll]

feels like i was gonna do something else

uhhhhh

must have not been important

[pallid bolt]

I can see both sides for why duty or freedom would be ideal

I wish there was a moderate between the two

Unless I'm missing one

But I can't think of any

[viral egret]

ehh

id say clear sky

but thatd be inbetween freedom and eco

loners ig

[compact knoll]

loners

literally a moderate

[pallid bolt]

Loners don't really count for me, they're not really a faction

Just anyone who isn't in a faction

[compact knoll]

50/50

techincally they dont have rules

but they kind of do

if you dont have some sort of morals

youre not part of them

[minor quartz]

loners are like mercs
they operate in different small groups

[compact knoll]

youre bandits or renagedes if youre even worse

in a way loners still have rules

[pallid bolt]

Why, canonically, are mercs against loners

[compact knoll]

are they

thought they were neutral

[minor quartz]

no
mercs are not one group

[pallid bolt]

At least in gamba they're enemies

[minor quartz]

some of them are neutral

[compact knoll]

depends on the merc group honestly

[minor quartz]

gamba is retarded and not canon

[compact knoll]

one merc group in call of pripyat attacks you if you get t oclose

[minor quartz]

duchman isn't even a real character

[compact knoll]

other gives you a quest and are chill with you

[minor quartz]

the only "real" factions are duty freedom military and eco

[compact knoll]

what about clear sky

[minor quartz]

yea those too

[native crypt]

They died

[minor quartz]

||but they no longer exist ||

and were mostly a secret

[compact knoll]

had to spoiler it like the game isnt 20 years old

[minor quartz]

it's confirmed in s2

along with other stuff

[native crypt]

It's confirmed at the end of clear sky

[minor quartz]

||lebedev was working with the c-con so clear sky is mostly a front ||

s2 zboilers

[native crypt]

Fried by giant emission

[native crypt]

I think everyone that was going to play s2 already has

[minor quartz]

still missable since it's in a note

[pallid bolt]

So what is clear sky if it was a front

What happens to them

Dissolved?

[native crypt]

Emission

[minor quartz]

died

[native crypt]

Got fried at the cnpp

[pallid bolt]

Literally all clear sky people get emissioned?

[minor quartz]

yea

except scar if you count him

[native crypt]

Most of them except the technician in cop

But he works for the eggheads now

[minor quartz]

i think only lebedev and kalancha knew
the rest were clueless

[pallid bolt]

So even if all the originals are gone, do they rebuild at all?

[minor quartz]

no

they were a secret faction
and like 99% of them were vaporized

[native crypt]

What remained turned into monolith or filtered into other factions

[pallid bolt]

Interesting

So how big were they when they went to NPP

[minor quartz]

not that big

[pallid bolt]

Was it a reasonable chance of success or suicide

[minor quartz]

it was unforseen consequences

[native crypt]

Went into pripyat with like 20 to 40 dudes

[minor quartz]

they did what they went to do
but the emission was unexpected

[pallid bolt]

Is there like no building cover at all near NPP?

[native crypt]

Not really

[minor quartz]

you're literally near the source of the emission
i don't think there's much to save your ass

[pallid bolt]

So emissions come from the reactor?

[minor quartz]

yes

[native crypt]

It's also why the military got fucked at the end of soc

[pallid bolt]

The monolith?

[minor quartz]

or the generators i don't remember

[native crypt]

C-con/wish granter

[pallid bolt]

So that's the thing that the emissions come from, not the zone at large?

[minor quartz]

no

i can't recall 100% but i think some emissions are issued by the c-con when someone gets too close

[native crypt]

Yee

[pallid bolt]

What about psi storms

[minor quartz]

not canon

[native crypt]

It's what happened in soc and cs

[minor quartz]

and i think around cop they were natural

[native crypt]

Yes

Which is why their effects weren't as extreme as the other 2 games

[viral egret]

watching a anomaly stream

its modded

my friend had to fight a bandit with a RPG

[minor quartz]

yea cause ccon is deadge

[pallid bolt]

So what was ccon

[pallid bolt]

A bunch of dudes controlling the zone?

[minor quartz]

people who basically made the zone

[pallid bolt]

Wasn't the zone made from the chernobyl incident

[minor quartz]

no

the zone was made around 2006

[viral egret]

i suggested the name

[minor quartz]

the second incident

[viral egret]

sometime in march/may 2006

[native crypt]

Yes

[viral egret]

i studied the wiki from page 1 to page 5757 smth

[native crypt]

Some documents also say 2007 oddly enough

[viral egret]

and i can confirm

the zone happened somewhere on the earth

[native crypt]

The zone in Algeria

[minor quartz]

REAAAAAAAAAL

[pallid bolt]

So did chernobyl happen twice or did the ccon just will it into existence

[minor quartz]

the real chernobyl did happen
the second one was the c-con fucking around the noosphere trying to remove negative emotions

[native crypt]

Chernobyl happened, experiments started, then 2006

[minor quartz]

the zone is the crack that they made in the noosphere

[pallid bolt]

So the ccon were originally like, scientists

[minor quartz]

yes

they used chernobyl cause it was abandoned

[pallid bolt]

Makes sense

[minor quartz]

and did experiments in the xlabs

[pallid bolt]

What role does the brain scorcher play

[minor quartz]

stop people from going to the north

[native crypt]

Also another experiment to

[minor quartz]

people didn't go past it until clear sky

when strelok found a way around

[pallid bolt]

So where is the brain scorcher in the lore

Past the bar?

[minor quartz]

redforest

[native crypt]

Yes

Roughly around duga

[minor quartz]

yea
in s2 it's somewhat north of duga

[pallid bolt]

I thought Duga was the big radar looking thingy

Big mono base that goes underground from the railway

[native crypt]

Yeah the brainscorcher piggy backs off of it iirc

[minor quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cinematic-scene-from-the-duga-radar-duga-radar-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-12494128704385489257

this is the duga

you can see it in limansk

the trilogy maps were a bit fucked
and all over the place

[native crypt]

Yee

[pallid bolt]

Yeah that's what I thought it was

[native crypt]

I see it as an alternative geography to real life and not supposed to be a 1-1

[minor quartz]

i think the maps being connected isn't confirmation that they are rubbing shoulders

and also bla bla emissions block certain paths

[fast garden]

stalker in my tarkov channel

@stark torrent disperse of this rabble

[minor quartz]

play better games

[native crypt]

Kys

[pallid bolt]

If there's a huge expanse with no shelter that takes like 2 days to cross, technically emissions would block you

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-korshunov-gif-14099276558992342290

[native crypt]

Yeah let me boot up tarkov real quick

[fast garden]

team ward

[stark torrent]

its down

[fast garden]

ward based

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/korshunov-stalker-2-stalker-stalker2-ward-gif-4316907427003349762

[native crypt]

That's my point

[stark torrent]

Korshunov the absolute chad unit

Bro had a simple mission

He was more Disciplined than Duty and Military combined

[fast garden]

Korshunov is literally the best character ever

[pallid bolt]

Kill all sons of bitches, those are my official instructions

[fast garden]

his mocap insane

his line delivery insane

his aura unlimited

[minor quartz]

bro came out of nowhere and fucked both doody and freetards

[stark torrent]

and SIIRCA after they couldnt control their shit

[fast garden]

if i play through s2 again im ward again

do not care

[stark torrent]

bro was like , yeah u know what , we doing it my way and rallied all the Ward and said fuck it

"At this point there are more scanners in the zone than fuckign Stalkers"

[minor quartz]

imagine picking spark

[stark torrent]

Bro literally talked for everyone lmao

[pallid bolt]

Sometimes all you need is confidence and grit to rally an army

[stark torrent]

Holeeee SHET A MONOLITH PDA

[fast garden]

i need a korshunov thirst trap edit to jojis tick tock

also flashing my ward badge is the funniest fucking thing on the planet

[stark torrent]

here we go again with your daddy issues

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-12061360726599077047

[minor quartz]

korshunov with dalin are like boomer couples

"i hate my wife" type shit

[stark torrent]

real nagging couple kind of vibe

[fast garden]

i played with the ukr va

so i never really heard the english lines outside of this

[stark torrent]

he is prob the best voice acted

yeah i play ukr too its better overall

and the most interesting thing is that , the game shows us Korshunov at fist as just a random military colonel bla bla bla

But we find out he was part of the C-Con guards or whatever and was there when the C-Con was created , he basically knows more than Strelok in all his findings

[fast garden]

yeah

yeah he is cool as shit

[stark torrent]

He knew from the start the C-Con is just a bullshit experiment went wrong lol , nothing more

Based

[pallid bolt]

That reminds me

Who or what is controlling the monolith

Soldiers

[stark torrent]

C-Con and also the Monolith itself had kind of an autopilot setting in case the C-Con died

[pallid bolt]

So in gamma, is the ccon dead or alive

[stark torrent]

when they activated it again in stalker 2 they basically got the same orders from OG games again, kill everyone getting close to the zone

C-con is dead in GAMMA it takes place after all the games

[minor quartz]

c con died in the first game

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-20160389

[pallid bolt]

I have no idea where gamma is in all of this

[stark torrent]

Monolith is nothing more than a big psi antenna

[fast garden]

switch em down nephew

[stark torrent]

the rock is just visual bait

[minor quartz]

the og games are in 2012
gamma is in 2018

and is not canon

[minor quartz]

garbage is basically o block

[pallid bolt]

What is the uh

Weird scrap antennas that the monolith build

What are they for

[minor quartz]

trying to connect to the monolith

[fast garden]

wifi extenders

[minor quartz]

they hear the voice of the monolith
and that's basically the ccon telling them what to do

[pallid bolt]

So the ccon were using the monolith as a way of psychic communication

[stark torrent]

in stalker 2 it is confirmed those antennas have a small psi emitter inside them so they basically locally brainwash people going to them

[keen sparrow]

Oh man. SPT 3.6. That was a loooong fuckin time ago

[minor quartz]

call of pripyat
you can see them

[pallid bolt]

So it's 5G brainwaves all over again

[stark torrent]

i mean literally, Strider shows us his monolith POV where the C-Con tells him where and who to shoot , distance , direction etc

[pallid bolt]

I've never seen that

[short cove]

show

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @minor quartz @native crypt

[keen sparrow]

AYO

[soft coral]

wasn't it faust?

[keen sparrow]

Where’s my ping bitch

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

happy amerikanski?

[keen sparrow]

Si senior

[stark torrent]

no , its strider at the end of SoC battle , he said his connection with the monolith severed during the middle of the fight and he was aiming at a random military soldier and didnt know why

[soft coral]

aah

[stark torrent]

he was on top of cnpp

[short cove]

no ping?

[minor quartz]

ivan chopping off his balls
his time in offtopic took a toll on him

[stark torrent]

https://youtu.be/8tgHF3ic6i8?t=107

here it is

[minor quartz]

it was basically in one of the trailers too

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@short cove @short cove @short cove @short cove @short cove @short cove @short cove @short cove @short cove

[keen sparrow]

I’ve had to do that for a bunch of in-dwelling catheters

[soft coral]

we did NOT need to know that

[short cove]

kill yourself

[keen sparrow]

I made 30$ an hour, shit was okay

[stark torrent]

This also makes sense in the lore why Monolith worshipped the thing like a cult , it literally did speak to them in their minds

[minor quartz]

hello strider
it's c-con
we need 5 billion soldiers to bomb cordon loners
slava monolith

[soft coral]

the Monolith telling me go lidl and buy donut

[pallid bolt]

I mean if the ccon was literally talking to him like that, yeah, I totally understand why so many turn to monolith

That's as close as you'll get to a real god

[stark torrent]

Yeah they were talking from the noosphere

[pallid bolt]

In the real space

[shell jewel]

it's not choice

[stark torrent]

thats why they could spot everyone

[foggy jay]

Monolith compels you to play gamma instead

[soft coral]

no

I played it enough

[keen sparrow]

This dude making a lot of appearances here

[shell jewel]

wallhack enemies are lore accurate

[keen sparrow]

Are we in trouble?

[foggy jay]

(And giving me all your BTC in Tarkov)

[stark torrent]

sir yes sir oorah glory to GAMMA oh look the download is broken ggs

[glacial haven]

I already claimed that one

[stark torrent]

Monolith told me to post Tarkov copypasta

[foggy jay]

https://tenor.com/view/fiesty-cat-fighting-hands-boxing-kitty-gif-1895720208491862454

[stark torrent]

That was the second emission that hit the brainfart

[soft coral]

I still haven't returend artyoms bitcoin from that one time I stole it in shoreline

[foggy jay]

Pinging everyone

[fast garden]

you guys remember on streets with ivan where he genuinely thought we killed him because we spawned expo and he stood still

[soft coral]

grok ceases development on gamma to play 1.0

oorah

[glacial haven]

pack it up, even grok is dogging on you

[shell jewel]

monolith orders you to piss yourself. obey

[foggy jay]

[stark torrent]

this chat had 3 people tlak and now its everyone

[glacial haven]

did you post another copy pasta?

that would explain it

[soft coral]

with your fat ass you were 2 of them

[stark torrent]

doing it with a straight face btw

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/knee-slapper-laughing-laughing-and-crying-laughing-hysterically-gif-21595278

[pallid bolt]

@foggy jay hello gork pls give gamma 2 thx

[stark torrent]

Grok ping , thats a 2 day mute

[glacial haven]

how to get muted for 15 days

[pallid bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1438566235221524661/3064540B-5B4D-4BD8-8DF1-4DA6C216AF42.gif

[foggy jay]

Ok. Here’s it: https://github.com/Grokitach/gameft

[pallid bolt]

Hory shet

[foggy jay]

[stark torrent]

GAMMEFT

[shell jewel]

TARKOV GAMBA LESGO

[glacial haven]

i hope you didn't include any reshade, martysmod will have another aneurysm

[stark torrent]

should also make the background green or the fire or shit

or the sky

[fast garden]

gork what

[stark torrent]

like just random green tint

[foggy jay]

Man I have rats in my ceiling. Just before Tarkov release. I think it’s a message

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

[glacial haven]

sorry, i will stop moving

[keen sparrow]

Does it still modify base game configs?

[glacial haven]

i am currently trying to get to d2

[noble current]

I am the rat up there

[foggy jay]

Yep

[keen sparrow]

BRO

lmao

I mean, tbf

[stark torrent]

When you know Grok is cooking another COVID but you cant prove it

[keen sparrow]

WTT dropped the ball/dragged their feet building shit for you to not have to do that

[fast garden]

the question of the day

[soft coral]

Blood setting up tripwires in groks attic ggs

[fast garden]

will grok play 1.0

[soft coral]

I bet on yes

[fast garden]

will tarkov be the cause for a gamma update delay

[stark torrent]

think he said he will give it a shot

if Grok goes for Kappa you can kiss your 1.0 GAMMA goodbye that shit is not getting out

[foggy jay]

I know I know

[glacial haven]

gotta keep out the other rats

[fast garden]

its a permanent character here man all im saying

[glacial haven]

i already got iedy with that one

[keen sparrow]

Apologies on their behalf or some shit.

[shell jewel]

French experience

[fast garden]

how many times have you apologized on the behalf of an spt mod dev

be honest

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

Let me give it an honest think though

I think twice

[fast garden]

ive seen two in the last 24 hours

[keen sparrow]

Yeah

Usually i call them stupid

Like when we found your friend using entry selector by hazel

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Or anytime Realism is mentioned

[fast garden]

gonna pull a CNC red alert 2 on realism

kill it so it never had a chance to invent nukes or whatever

wait that was 3

[keen sparrow]

I should make another 35kg gun so he’s inundated with support requests again

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/space-corrupt-gif-18292121423555793504

[fast garden]

what does that do to realism

that sounds funny

[keen sparrow]

Realism calculates ads speed and movement based on gun weight

Not the ergo stat

[fast garden]

sigh

[keen sparrow]

And the author never imagined a gun would be over 10kg

[fast garden]

isnt the ak50 able to exceed that

[keen sparrow]

There were a lot of clips of helicopter noodle arms when i released the Cheytac

[stark torrent]

#🚽сральня🚽 message

[keen sparrow]

And again with the Barrett

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

man i would love to know what all that said

[glacial haven]

there is a 6th secret way to escape tarkov btw.

nikita talked about the 5th, uninstalling but there is a secret 6th

[fast garden]

hm

[shell jewel]

hunt homosexuals vs assault heterosexuals
which side are you on?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[fast garden]

god bless man

[stark torrent]

what do i do with this information man

[minor quartz]

same retards who think duty are nazis

[stark torrent]

???? where is this

[glacial haven]

what discord server is that even

[stark torrent]

ggs

[glacial haven]

stalker 2 server or

[stark torrent]

oh no its here

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[glacial haven]

of course the dude is called ivan

[stark torrent]

this retard got banned before i think

[shell jewel]

• to get rtx6000 96gb ram sell apartment
• nothing to sell

[stark torrent]

i think s5 pardoned him

might be time to correct that

[fast garden]

so when do we a get a new rus mod

[glacial haven]

nvm it's this fucking server, i just saw those ranks

[minor quartz]

-1 from stats

[fast garden]

those poor channels need it clearly lmao

[granite coral]

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[stark torrent]

he gone

[fast garden]

gg

holy shit man

[stark torrent]

is xela broken

this is the 2nd time reasons didnt work

[fast garden]

@ sniper

is good bot i swear

[granite coral]

goddamnit_ (goddamnit_) has been banned for reason: refused to change name

[stark torrent]

hmm

i have no fuckin idea what happened

[glacial haven]

did this dog shit bot break

?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mower-lawn-mower-starting-up-gif-10424584

anytime you need xela:

[stark torrent]

i think it broke for that command only or idk

but it is the 2nd time today where i write in reason and it gives nothing

oh well

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

his blood is on your hands little one

how does that make you feel

[fast garden]

go get us more

[glacial haven]

you're in the xalrider pipeline rn

[stark torrent]

i mean if we go purge the RU Chat we ban like 30 ppl

[fast garden]

bro is prob so clueless as to why he was just banned lmfao

[soft coral]

how is he not banned

[fast garden]

ivan i have great news

[minor quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1097416662170472458/wailjack_crew.gif

[glacial haven]

like a 80/20 chance it's a dude

[minor quartz]

i'll pretend i didn't read that

[glacial haven]

as if you care

[minor quartz]

y'all heard smthn

[glacial haven]

i meant the profile picture, i didn't even need to ask before i knew you were a dude

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[fast garden]

https://www.twitch.tv/aztecross/clip/PreciousRoundLyrebirdSmoocherZ-vJOtgu0Uy2AA-aDk

this was during dr dis drama iirc

[stark torrent]

like who made this man

good god

[fast garden]

grok probably

twitter grok

maybe sora

[stark torrent]

anyway ggs i go to bed gn

[soft coral]

hoping dad will not ask for 25 hours of unpaid labor

tomorrow

[stark torrent]

same but imma just tell him i am busy ( tarkov wipes )

not answer my phone or shit

[soft coral]

i wanna play gta 5 all day

and maybe buy chips

[stark torrent]

its good to be 16 years old to have such time

oh wait

[soft coral]

yes yes

[fast garden]

chat

[soft coral]

@glacial haven

[fast garden]

do i stay up till 2am with my last monster energy just for the game to get delayed

[soft coral]

go to bed mate

[fast garden]

i do not know much german but i fuckin love this guy

[soft coral]

GOLDKLUMPEN

[fast garden]

yeah thats what i was planning

[soft coral]

then do that

be an upstanding citizen and get those 8 hours

[fast garden]

locking my room and barricading the door for a week tmr

[soft coral]

i can already smell you

[stark torrent]

kids can teach english themselves next week

[soft coral]

they do it from tiktok anyway

[fleet carbon]

Prepared for everyone to be running the new clothes + the Nikita voice

[soft coral]

and yes iedy i will play gta5 and habe fun with it and you canf stop me

[fleet carbon]

Honestly I just wanted the lever action rifle and we got it so

[soft coral]

bagamies

heres hoping wipe is decent

but i have my kekpoint ready to prefire

[fleet carbon]

I'm really worried about the unwipable character

Idea is straight ass

Only salvation is if it's story mode only

[soft coral]

nah just make it turbo slow to progress

[fleet carbon]

That only further incentivizes the no lifers

[soft coral]

those always exist regardless

[fleet carbon]

And even then at some point most will have all the endgame stuff, so then what

[soft coral]

also gn

[fast garden]

why?

[fleet carbon]

Because there's only two ways it can be implemented. It either means queues will be divided into 2 further dividing the playerbase between PVP-PVE and day/night cycles, or both will coexist and it'll make wiping pointless as you'll never get the early wipe feeling again because anyone who doesn't want to wipe can run around with lategame gear and get free kills

[stark torrent]

I think its more to that than they told us, lets wait and see first

[fast garden]

we will have to see what they do but ultimately there are options

we have prestige and the seasonal wiping characters (later)

[soft coral]

betting a beer unwipable character will not release with 1.0

[fast garden]

so i think the general progression of tarkov will be different

[fast garden]

its already confirmed

[stark torrent]

For example, you can keep ur char unwiped but you also wont get prestige rewards and shit anyway

[fast garden]

will come later

[stark torrent]

And if u are a casual player that doesnt grind, it will take you a long time to get to endgame anyway

[soft coral]

we you guys will have to wait and see

[stark torrent]

Yeah

[fleet carbon]

That's just an unnecessary bandaid solution to a bad idea. When they get prestige 4 (If they even want to prestige) you're back to square one with the issue

[fast garden]

"when prestige 4"

man

how long do you think thats gonna take most people

and we are also going to get more prestige levels at some point, likely with 1.0

[fleet carbon]

Have you been playing these last two months?

Literally 95% of everyone I encountered were blue names, and 70% of them were prestige 1+

[fast garden]

the only people that are were the turbo grinders

i am prestige 1

[fleet carbon]

That just makes the game ass to play in general especially if you like the early wipe feeling

[fast garden]

i could have gotten prestiege 2 if i put more effort in

look man 2 things

as iedy said, we will see

[fleet carbon]

Ik, I just don't see how they'd do it apart from the options I laid out

[soft coral]

guys im sure the novice rank has good points to make @fast garden

[fast garden]

but ultimately, theres gonna be a shit ton of new players that come to the game, a persistent character has been the main thing tarkov needs for longevity for a larger crowd

and "that early wipe feel" was dead since unheard starting gear anyway

[fleet carbon]

It's not my argument's problem

[soft coral]

unheard gear is actually bullshit yeah

[stark torrent]

Seasonal wipes are also long imo 6 months is plenty hell even boring but i am an animal

[fleet carbon]

If I had my way every yellow/blue name would be publicly hanged

[soft coral]

im geared like a level 55 on day 1

[stark torrent]

what the fuck?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[soft coral]

woahhh

[fast garden]

another penny in the "ivan was right" jar

god damnit

[soft coral]

me and thee have blue names

well guys i guess this is it

[stark torrent]

He meant EoD and Unheard

Thee doesnt have unheard

I think

[soft coral]

he do

[stark torrent]

lul

[soft coral]

dont you? @fast garden

[fast garden]

duh

i have over 5k hours

of course i have retard edition

[soft coral]

do youre also in the equation

so*

[stark torrent]

Cute

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1215019069821165618/1223782241293959418/whacky.gif

[soft coral]

cant stop winning

that reel sound or w/e

[fast garden]

the jar is so full you can play one of those "guess how many" games for more pennies

[soft coral]

ok gn fr this time

[fast garden]

nighty night pals

[fast garden]

my friend sent me that the other day

smoke alarm comes prebuilt these days

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

crying laughinng rn

some mf said in the comments welcome to earth

always at 12am

[glacial haven]

did she use the wrong glue to insert those teeth? what is wrong with her eyes

[pallid bolt]

Is this true

240 for tarkov when?

[keen sparrow]

Tron wanted me to do the 240 after he did the M249

I said fuck you, what’s the next bolt action

[native crypt]

never because niki has to add 200 pistols and aks nobody wanted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732404014615887933/1439024254766026853/downloadfile-5.mp4

[pallid bolt]

Trust me guys we need every variant of glock

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alll-so-tiresome-tired-gif-14029153

[pallid bolt]

We also need 3 more variants of the AK that use completely unique furniture that can't be swapped between models

One more shitty bullet type for each caliber that's 15 pen instead of 10 and 50 damage instead of 56

[soft coral]

@native crypt

[pallid bolt]

We also need a new armor carrier that is loot only and still useless and expensive

Another level 2 helmet nobody will use

Aaaaaaand a backpack with a soft armor gimmick so you can have a L2 back

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden

[fast garden]

looking back at the mp5sd section in the 1.0 trailer

the firing sound is lower rpm

mabey trailer magic

but maybe different kind of mp5

[keen sparrow]

Bro’s like, ‘youu seen this shit right?”

[soft coral]

"keep laughing , youre next"

ok enough i need to sleep

@keen sparrow

[native crypt]

gone forever

[keen sparrow]

I mean. Out of sight out of mind

[short cove]

the 240 will not ask what it did in vegas

[pallid bolt]

Anyone with a brain knows that cyclic rate wasn't a "bump stock ar15"

Probably 3-4 agents with 249s or 240s

I don't remember the exact sound report

Anyone who went to the sandbox made videos on it instantly, so it could be both

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden wait I just thought

are they finally gonna have the ratnik body armor too

complete drip achieved???

not just the zhuk 6a or whatever it is

zabrallo right

wait nvm im silly its the damn 6sh117 rig

i thought it was a full plate carrier 😔

why is russian body armor naming so bad

6b43 in game and 6b45 is the ratnik program one

no patchnotes?

[wintry ridge]

wow, isnt it crazy how the sweaty nolifer players end up playing the most, who coulda thought

just like arc, its not eft's fault if someone wants to dump 100+ hours into the game in like a week and a half and then complain theres not enough to do

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/l9fKoJ8.png

oh yeah

we're scavving

[pallid bolt]

Just one of the MBUS sights costs like $40

That's a win

[fast garden]

look at the ruaf guys

in trailer

[wintry ridge]

idk its too blurry for the ruaf segment

and the shots that are good look like they still just have that old vest

not the 6b45 without the groin or shoulders

imagine if we got the 6b49 too

the anti-frag uhhh

mask? i guess?

gaiter more like

[pallid bolt]

Gaiters are peak

Not cringe like masks

Useful half face camo

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144467650852950206/1439071080735047841/image.png?ex=69192ee2&is=6917dd62&hm=7594764e19b7fc4aa5759a2de5507534753f36dae814af5d1ac38e12d127e87c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[pallid bolt]

He's even got the screen light

That's a one in a million find

[wintry ridge]

also lets you wear eyepro too that isnt like

mesh or whatever the skull mask is

[wintry ridge]

unironically if they added this shit for the level 3 helmet it would be so peak

level 2 jaw and neck protection from like, prapor 2 or 3

maybe make it slot on that helmet specifically so you cant do wacky combinations with other face protection gear like faceshields

[native crypt]

1.0 will be a 0/10 if I can't go into raid ass naked

[keen sparrow]

this game is fucking retarded

[native crypt]

That's your tan tax

[pallid bolt]

old habits die hard. people still think vudu is the only good scope

[keen sparrow]

I'm running live flea prices mod, so wtf

[fast garden]

dude

its fucking spt

this is all meaningless

[fast garden]

while the game is down clueless

[native crypt]

Servers are down rn so I don't know how it would calculate it

[keen sparrow]

yeah so wtf, is this base SPT prices??

this is awful

[native crypt]

No

Something is fucked with whatever is interacting with flea prices

[keen sparrow]

it's not throwing any errors so

[native crypt]

Try disabling it and see

[keen sparrow]

true

[native crypt]

If that won't fuck the profile

[keen sparrow]

K, here's our baseline, lemme restart my shit

[fast garden]

thats more like it

[keen sparrow]

and the live flea prices mod is sitting on my desktop, i took it out of the SPT/uder/mods folder

[keen sparrow]

this is the SPT generated price. the 1.2 million is with liveflea grabbing flea prices from god knows where

If you have the mod that grabs live flea prices, Razor is 6x the price right now, wtf even

[fast garden]

idk rex

maybe the mod that uses live values

while the game isnt live

besides

would it pull pve or pvp prices

[keen sparrow]

i know what you're saying but it'd throw an error if it couldn't

bro, do you want me to launch the game with the mod while my PC is closed shell airgapped airplane mode

[fast garden]

dude no thats not what im saying

[keen sparrow]

just to send you a screenshot of the error?

[fast garden]

but peoples live items are being wipes according to bsg

so id expect it to throw odd numbers

and even if bsg hasnt actually wiped the shit yet most will expire

[keen sparrow]

Do people do dumb shit on flea just before a wipe?

[fast garden]

yes

and these insane offers exist before that too

[keen sparrow]

i'm willing to bet that it's grabbing the last 'snapshot' of the prices

[fast garden]

im gonna be honeste

i would have expected you to know that

[keen sparrow]

I played for 1 wipe, lol

[fast garden]

or at least consider it

[keen sparrow]

I know people make absolute goober builds but

not like, ridiculous price gouging for money and items that won't matter in 5 minutes

[fast garden]

in the last moments of a wipe

where nothing matters

of course people are just fucking around

[keen sparrow]

yup, had no idea. never got "that far"

went back to FF14 for dawntrail expac

yeah regretted that almost immediately

somehow Dawntrail was worse than ARR

[glacial haven]

I can guarantee that no mod on your computer is grabbing live values from the Tarkov flea market

Maybe some API but even then, most of them are scraping resistant

[keen sparrow]

Then it's grabbing them from a site that has the most recent values

[fast garden]

yes thats what its doing

iirc those things like

scrape tarkov dev

[pallid bolt]

fart dog cheese market.com

[fast garden]

they arent 100% accurate

same thing rat scanner uses

[fast garden]

and other loot overlays

something like that

[keen sparrow]

Where to check what it's talking to

[glacial haven]

"Yo look, this thing that you have never seen before, where do I have to check to see what it's doing"

[pallid bolt]

try wireshark

[keen sparrow]

good old packet sniffer?

not a bad idea

[native crypt]

try strokin it a lil

[keen sparrow]

okay lemme just send a super sketch .dll over discord

[glacial haven]

If it uses tls, then that won't work

[pallid bolt]

I'm no networking super nerd

i know of wireshark

[glacial haven]

I am on Linux, you could send me actual malware and it would do nothing

[pallid bolt]

that's about it

[glacial haven]

I am sadly on Linux

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

HE SAID THE THING

[glacial haven]

Man, the clipboard doing overtime today

Time to switch out the id of the ban command

[keen sparrow]

lemme sell a pack of wilstons for 120,000 roubles and then i'll restart SPT with glasswire or some shit

[glacial haven]

Just as a rule of thumb, if you want to intercept http traffic and the client doesn't verify the certificate (or uses the local certificate storage), you use a software called "mitmproxy" or "fiddler"

But do not use any of those because I will not guide you through the process, just send me the dll and I will have a look

[keen sparrow]

so based

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-falling-in-chair-surprised-wwe-gif-7810711

they should let you play game boy while packing mags

and surgery/healing

[glacial haven]

That's fun

And they do not like fun

So no, fuck you

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/general-sam-gif-6208991326686308970

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-he-dont-bite-code-red-bo1-attack-dog-wtf-gif-24215170

[glacial haven]

That turkish dude in offtopic with an rx570 or rx580 4gb is going to try to play tarkov

I wanna see that happen, ngl

[native crypt]

God bless

[glacial haven]

Those juicy 2fps

[native crypt]

he wont have the ram to even try to load the menu let alone a map

[glacial haven]

Yeah I also doubt that is going to work out

[native crypt]

i hope he wont burn his neighborhood down when his computer combusts

actually you said he's Turkish nvm care rescinded

[keen sparrow]

Is it bad that i know exactly what gun this guy was using just by the recoil pattern?

[glacial haven]

We're going to see what the game looks like when you're rendering it at the speed of Polaroid Cameras

[native crypt]

psg1

i think

[keen sparrow]

yeah

has the same 2'o'clock kick as the Barrett always did

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[keen sparrow]

Who's the guy that always gets triggered by risers and LAMs being on the top rails

[native crypt]

idk

[keen sparrow]

I have a present for him.

[glacial haven]

Wait, isn't 1.0 going to add a ton of new unoptimized shit?

[native crypt]

i think its ugly but its your shit fuck it up how you want

[native crypt]

assuming it even remotely works yes

[glacial haven]

[native crypt]

i dont know why they even lied about using the ets servers

[keen sparrow]

Steiner is so real for this, can i get an Amen

[glacial haven]

wdym

Right, those were a thing, what even happened to ETS

[fast garden]

has spt fixed mp7 light bug

[keen sparrow]

lol, the big suppressor shadow? no

[fast garden]

god bless

i had a fucking feeling that of all things hasnt been

[native crypt]

last time they used them was the recoil rework iirc

[fast garden]

uh

[glacial haven]

And that is how long ago already?

[fast garden]

there was a lighting change shortly after that ets

but its been like

[glacial haven]

I have quite literally never applied to them or played on them

[fast garden]

damn

[fast garden]

has it been over 2 years since ets

[native crypt]

10000 years or 2

[fast garden]

not only were those like

the last ets runs

they also rarely ever used it before that

gg

[native crypt]

its baffling they even tried with ets if they never used it

[fast garden]

i mean tbf

the game is a bigass beta test

why limit shit to ets

[native crypt]

that to

seems pointless on multiple levels

its a running theme with them

[glacial haven]

I saw some reddit post about them receiving literal death threats and shit because they pushed broken stuff

Could be wrong tho

It's the EFT community, so I can at least believe it

[keen sparrow]

clearly i broke something

[fast garden]

in the fwp thread

ask frosty for a modded mutant that isnt tarkov meta rainbow part slop

go to boot tarkov to make one rq

forget.

[keen sparrow]

that is an amazing way to describe it

[fast garden]

and i dont have spt installed

gg

[fast garden]

rainbow part meta is because rainbow is cheapest marginally

love that

all the tan shit should be half price

[keen sparrow]

Is that guy still taking build requests?

[fast garden]

ez fix

frosty never listens to me but yeah

[keen sparrow]

I could submit a build that would make him cry

[fast garden]

granted

[keen sparrow]

just because sourcing all the models would be fucking aids

[fast garden]

i keep calling half the shit he ports ugly so

[keen sparrow]

i've looked, it is

[fast garden]

if its not vanilla tarkov dont bother

[keen sparrow]

that's funny because i've seen the Daniel Defense MFR in his Blender

and that's from either Moxopixel of Epicrangetime

this beautiful thing

[fast garden]

i say "mgs patriot for funny"

then this happens

granted

one of the few that doesnt have a 60 rounder on it

but this build is sin

this is why i like juan

[keen sparrow]

i agree just because i hate that foregrip and any magpul furniture that isn't their ironsights

[pallid bolt]

looks fine to me

[fast garden]

drip grip

[pallid bolt]

their handguards are fine

bitch to get on the delta ring

but everything is

[keen sparrow]

plastic

yes

[fast garden]

irish war of independence ass gun build

come out ye black n tans

[pallid bolt]

plastic and polymer are a world apart in terms of durability

plastic sounds way worse

[keen sparrow]

but you knew what i meant

[pallid bolt]

yeah but they're not horrible

[keen sparrow]

attaching a foregrip to a polymer handguard gives me the ick personally

but, it's a fucking video game

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_nuOyxMrMQ

[pallid bolt]

I can take or leave the grip. Not a fan of the canted ones

[fast garden]

gilboa when nikita

we have the ak50 im not giving up hope

[keen sparrow]

k, ready

now what

KIDDING

[glacial haven]

Eft cheaters are an enigma and should be studied

[keen sparrow]

this thing's a nightmare

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/money-nikita-buyanov-darmika-escape-from-tarkov-gif-6775334634283945506

[glacial haven]

I am currently going through the UC threads

Checking whatever they are doing publicly

[native crypt]

nah you have to mix the diff colored parts

cancer maxxing

[keen sparrow]

The guy that's always larping in the background is so goddamn cringe. i know it's for funsies but fuck

[fast garden]

you gotta problem with damirka?

[keen sparrow]

Reese's peanut butter cup build, coming right up

[fast garden]

dude they always do it for the streams

as a scav

as BD

as whatever

its funny

[native crypt]

they should bring back the cokehead from the Christmas stream

[fast garden]

i dont actually know which ones are still around

[native crypt]

make him rap gone guru or some shit

[fast garden]

i know abs because, its abs

all these idiots do is exactly the same anyway

[glacial haven]

I am pretty much only interested in DMA based shit

Because it's barely detectable

[fast garden]

true

[glacial haven]

Undetectable if you're not an utter retard

Yeah we're fucking doomed

There's a whole ass radar on github

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

Maintained by a bunch of people

[fast garden]

LMFAO

[glacial haven]

This shit is going to be fucking ass

They are even creating their own wrappers for Memproc and Leechcore

i fucking hate the tarkov community

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/589519755615010828/1014637971284168764/image0.gif

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

the fuck you mean 3 days ago

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[native crypt]

one thing is 1.0 ready after all

[fast garden]

i dont really know shit about dma other than it being damn near impossible to be detected

[fast garden]

not rainbow slop yet

[glacial haven]

It basically is a card you slot into your pcie slot, it has direct memory access

[keen sparrow]

really??

[glacial haven]

It doesn't do software reads, it does hardware reads

[keen sparrow]

does even this build make too much sense?

[fast garden]

2 colors isnt rainbow sloop

[keen sparrow]

oh

[fast garden]

lord

[native crypt]

try gl core stock or the gl shock

[keen sparrow]

you're gonna make me boot 3.11 for all the silver an OD g- WAIT

[fast garden]

do the actual cheats differ greatly from the regular shit

[keen sparrow]

bro i could make an m4 look like a goddamn christmas tree, 1 sec

[glacial haven]

I mean, they are external, so they require a lot more work

[fast garden]

yeah the m4 is the rainbowslop og

[glacial haven]

But not a lot, no

I have a few of those cards but I prefer the screamer because it slots into my empty m.2 slot

And my gpu is way too big to have like another fucking card in there without it overheating

[fast garden]

i just remember the insane shit cheaters could do around the time period before the goat video

and i know now its been toned down a lot from what it used to be, but cheaters can still do pretty crazy shit

[native crypt]

i remember when they could take stuff from your inventory

[fast garden]

i guess the DMA shit is where the homelanders are

[glacial haven]

The biggest issue is, even if they would create the most fucking insane memory protection that detects writes within split seconds (won't happen but like, you know, hypothetically), you would still have the radars

Radars are read only

They can't be detected either way

They don't modify

They literally only read

[fast garden]

yeah

thats one of those impossible problems i guess

radar and like seeing non container loot

[glacial haven]

And what I hypothetically spoke about, it's impossible to implement, stuff like that is by the literal definition not possible

[glacial haven]

Yeah, the loot is less interesting than the player position

[fast garden]

holy shit

thats an actual rainbow

not a tarkov rainbow

peak

[keen sparrow]

thanks, i hate it

[native crypt]

maybe a yellow or hello kitty mag but perfect otherwise

[keen sparrow]

i'd have to start 3.11

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden imagine if we got the sl8 furniture for the g36

[fast garden]

best rainbow build is vanilla meta m4/hk or mutant

[wintry ridge]

even if it wasnt the actual sl8

[fast garden]

enlighten me

[wintry ridge]

the gun from FEAR

[fast garden]

yeah that would be peak

[glacial haven]

Now I wanna see how quick that open source thing gets updated

I can't play on day one anyways because like, I have a job but still, I will check it out regularly

[keen sparrow]

i think it looks better in gray

[fast garden]

the g in gray stands for glow in the dark

[keen sparrow]

IF THEY HAVE THAT ONE GU-

There is someone at BSG

that keeps fucking up glossmaps

[native crypt]

you can see them at night when you are driving your car

a baseball bat works to

rip terry a davis

[glacial haven]

You can not make this shit up, the group that hosts the git repo has educational purposes in it's name

And the only shit on there is tarkov related

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[glacial haven]

Not very broad "educational purposes"

[keen sparrow]

i just scrolled up to see what you're talking about

yeah, truth is stranger than fiction, gg

[glacial haven]

But they're smart about it

Like actually smart, the way that EFT was able to combat shit like that in the past was because they used the EFT logo

But they created a custom one lmao

Probably not the reason for it but it's still smart lmao

[keen sparrow]

is this dogshit enough?

[native crypt]

blue stock if you have one maybe

or a wood stock

[pallid bolt]

horrific

[pallid bolt]

it should be a misdemeanor to play EFT on standard edition

I have no fucking room and I'm one step from EOD

I don't know how I did it

[glacial haven]

It really sucks, I upgraded twice because my stash size always pissed me off

[keen sparrow]

okay, i think i'm done.

These guns lookin like someone spilled a box of crayons, smh my head

[glacial haven]

it looks like you ate them

[winged mica]

wait

when does Ground zero look like this

M16A1

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

Cuppert is like 18 hours late to the conversation

Lots of maps will likely be slightly different for story versions

+general map edits for 1.0

[native crypt]

also a non fde m9

[winged mica]

no shit sherlock I dont move with your timeline

[fast garden]

Mobile discord sucks ass and won’t take me to my images so idk what that is you replied to

[fast garden]

Yes but long time long time

[winged mica]

wait there are cutscenes

so I am assuming there is Escaping from Tarkov?

[fast garden]

I was wrong also it’s 1.0 at 5 am for me

[pallid bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1439099922765840497/image.png?ex=691949be&is=6917f83e&hm=ea995460848c6c901431c9f3f10cef4a4a899f9269d75e64ece08219fefa58eb&

[fast garden]

I think tarkov tv is 2am

[keen sparrow]

I can't wait for there to be a therapist upskirt mod.

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

[fast garden]

There’s a list of things to expect that’s so long I wish I had a pin or copy paste

[winged mica]

black division

[fast garden]

But these are things we have known were coming for months, anyway look real close at all the new guns they show off

Have fun picking that shit apart

Although now you have me curious as to what time zone you are in

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow the "new" rpd parts in the 1.0 trailer are familiar

[fast garden]

CST

[winged mica]

the only thing worths buying imo

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

think bsg might have been "inspired" by that one mod

[native crypt]

spt is free bro save the 22 dollar

[winged mica]

you know what

[fast garden]

If there’s one thing that the sptards and the cult of Nikita’s ballsack can agree on, it’s that getting pve is stupid

[winged mica]

you're right

[keen sparrow]

yeahyeahyeah, new RPD parts, yeah

[winged mica]

I already bought the PvE last year

[winged mica]

what the sigma

[native crypt]

me when i saw that in the 1.0 trailer

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[keen sparrow]

watchout, you'll summon frota

[winged mica]

NO WAY

BSG COPIED M16A1 FROM A MOD

[keen sparrow]

"YoU CAn'T PRoVe iT. ModDErs KeeP CopINg"

[native crypt]

it wouldn't be the first time bsg has just ripped stuff from mods

not even close

[keen sparrow]

ripped or not i'm lowkey excited for that M110 Mod 0 furniture

[glacial haven]

I mean, to be entirely fair, it's still all built on their domain but I doubt that they'd rip a model 1:1

[keen sparrow]

Let's hope they don't forget the foldingsight script on that PRS gasblock though

you know like all the HK handguard front sights that don't do shit