💣tarkov-released

[mortal trench]

i think there also was a new .300 gun

[soft coral]

.300

[wintry ridge]

.300 is nice if youre not bad at predicting bullet drop

[mortal trench]

blackout is basically the 9x39 of the west

[soft coral]

yeah its nice when youre able to scavange 90 bulelts in 3 years

[fast garden]

mfw i have to shoot a 300 gun a space beyond 40 meters

[wintry ridge]

literally 2 reserve raids

200 cbj rounds

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[soft coral]

reserve

this guy

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

keep us updated on the stream rex

kek

[mortal trench]

.300 bullet drop is not that bad tbh. it hits reliable center scope at 100m

[fast garden]

upset the linux users in brainfart

darn

[soft coral]

Shoutout to my 2 bar 5g being faster than my parents internet

[mortal trench]

so easy, just say you prefer one distro over another and its war

[fast garden]

[mortal trench]

"arch is overrated"

brother

[fast garden]

incoming 5 paragraphs from hal

of why linux is the best os and why iedy shot hals dog

[soft coral]

phone 5g downloads with 5MB/s more than home LAN

crazy

gg download went tdown from 1 hour to 30 minutes

[mortal trench]

please dont tell me thats the tarkov preload

[fast garden]

no

[soft coral]

no

[mortal trench]

thank god

[soft coral]

I wouldn't download this game a second time

I'd rather slit [redacted] than download tarkov

respectfully ofc

[mortal trench]

it still not clear to me why they just couldnt give all beta users a free key for steam as a goodie for the years of support

[soft coral]

problem is there isn't a cell tower near where I live

ifthere was

I could be getting 500/700 Mbps download from 5g

[mortal trench]

7mbs take it or leave it is mine

[soft coral]

keep your 7mbs

I like my high speed bulgarian internet

[mortal trench]

focking bulgaria has better internet then germany ffs

[stark torrent]

yeah germany has shit net

italy has worse tho , Cyprus has faster internet than Italy on average

[soft coral]

we do yeah

romania has good internet too

most of hte balkans has banger good internet

its because our infrastructure allowed us to just put high speed fibre cables in about 95% of places

[mortal trench]

brother you can get better internet in the middle of nowhere in poland then over here

adding to it that its basically free

[soft coral]

live in a shithole bulgarian apartment
but can get gigabit

Glory to Bulgaria

[fast garden]

worth

[soft coral]

absolutely

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[soft coral]

DAMN GOOD DEAL

[mortal trench]

we build our infrastructure on copper cables up to like 2015 or smth like that

[soft coral]

oh lord

UK 2.0

[mortal trench]

which is a bunch of bs

[soft coral]

bro fibre costs pennies

shit is CHEAP

[mortal trench]

yeah no shit

i work in it

[soft coral]

I remember before I put my internet in the new place in Plovdiv I used tethering on my phone to my pc to use internet and then used a hotspot to work at the laptop @fast garden 💪

[fast garden]

peak

[mortal trench]

hey if it works it works

[stark torrent]

same and borderlands 2 had a bug where it would run at 12 fps ONLY ON TETHERING

liek such a specific bug lmao

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-run-movie-mr-tweedy-dissapointed-gif-14381814

[soft coral]

lol

[fast garden]

we are on top

[mortal trench]

lesgoooo

[fast garden]

oorah

[fast garden]

unironically said normie

[daring torrent]

i thought the channel got deleted and we all escaped

[stark torrent]

also this is the AS VAL Mod 4 from Contract

prob the best 9x39 since its loud so no jammo

[fast garden]

its loud

interesting

[soft coral]

just like your mom last night

[mortal trench]

the sr3m is also in the game, but this one has prob less recoil and more ergo

also looks cooler

[stark torrent]

Yea prob

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[soft coral]

bagamies pula a?

Ходи си пъхни един... няма значение

[mortal trench]

Nikita Shared This on Twitter: „tarkov tv tomorrow“
Quite the serious Setup. Bigger than all the last ones

[soft coral]

all I see is Romanian Bitcoin

[fast garden]

bro i cant with these linux bots

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent now move the channel above offtopic

we are more improtant than them

[fast garden]

they are not going to stop unless we just stop interacting with them

i will no longer acknowledge them

[compact knoll]

so much husstle

for that extra 10% perfomance

its just not worth it

[stark torrent]

that would be funny

[fast garden]

its never even that much

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHA

[novel mason]

I was actually wondering why Tarkov was down here

[compact knoll]

BEFORE MY VERY EYES

[fast garden]

lmfao

XP IN TARKOV CHANNEL

YEEESSSS

[stark torrent]

wait what

[fast garden]

(maybe)

[short cove]

YOOOO

[fast garden]

idk how that works

i just know the social channels dont work

[stark torrent]

me neither

i dont think it works like that

[short cove]

WHY 9X39 NEWS BUT NO PING

[stark torrent]

@flat breach do we get xp if i have tarkov in here?

[short cove]

YALL ARE MAGGOTS FOR THAT

[fast garden]

because we already knew it was coming months ago man

they showed it off prob before you were here

kek

[novel mason]

Probably not

[stark torrent]

yeah i think its channel setting itself

[short cove]

Yes but like worse heat and 1moa less acc

[stark torrent]

anyway gonna keep it here a bit for luls and move it back

cant have tarkov pollute the server

[fast garden]

sigh

[carmine dirge]

tarkov sucks

[compact knoll]

keep it till release

[stark torrent]

how is work big man havent seen you around

is the pay good?

worth moving out 1000km for

[compact knoll]

im not taking shit from a guy that unironiclly uses discord kitten pfp customisation

[carmine dirge]

woooahh it was a JOKE

dont die

[glacial haven]

The fuck this channel doing up here

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[limpid loom]

hello neighours

[compact knoll]

loow how much more traffic we are getting

[stark torrent]

experimenting ragebait without tagging the whole server

[brave rivet]

[carmine dirge]

ppl dont get what satire means nowadays 💔

[compact knoll]

didnt say he was wrong tho

[glacial haven]

Let’s delete it

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

hmm i will give you 5 btc in tarkov if you target #🎪bruh-fart instead

[soft coral]

iedy what the FUCK are you doing

[stark torrent]

now comes the part where you say you would have done it for free

[junior inlet]

At least you didn't ping everyone this time

[carmine dirge]

yeah do that please

[glacial haven]

I mean, I can’t do that to them, offtopic users would kill themselves

[carmine dirge]

its be soo funny

[stark torrent]

from happiness

[glacial haven]

Probably even the Brainfart users as well

[stark torrent]

same if we do the other way around

[compact knoll]

2 for 1

great deal

[stark torrent]

you know we wanted to merge offtopic with brainfart at one point

[glacial haven]

Yeah no, straight just wanting to drown themselves instead of having a conversation

[wintry ridge]

i was busy

[glacial haven]

I mean, I get it, I wouldn’t want a conversation with youyou either

[mortal trench]

okay i need some info it seems. how does a shorter barrel accumulate more heat than a longer one? less friction in the because its shorter means less heat buildup no?
otherwise longer barrel means more cooling because more surface area right?

[flat breach]

I never did find out how the XP setup works :>

[glacial haven]

Drowning sounds a lot better instead

[stark torrent]

me neither that is forgotten tech from Madirex

and S5

[fast garden]

did you see the linux nuke in brainfart

[glacial haven]

I was pinged but I am a professional at ignoring pings

[fast garden]

it was hal coping

[glacial haven]

Because usually it’s a complaint against me

Can’t have that

[mortal trench]

or iedy pinging server

[fast garden]

bear vasyan

[glacial haven]

Imagine not disabling everyone pings by the very default

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[compact knoll]

racist prime over here

[mortal trench]

it is, but mods can circumvent

[mortal trench]

sorry had to be done xD

[glacial haven]

I mean, at least I am not coping, I know that they exist and I know that it happens

But it’s usually drowned out by people liking the joke

10 vs like 2, that vote will go out in my favour every single time either way

[fast garden]

brainfart one hour into linux conversation

[carmine dirge]

glad im not ID verified

[soft coral]

@native crypt @fast garden hop on vc?

[fast garden]

blow up the channel atp

[fast garden]

imma get some coffee and breakfast or something then sure

[soft coral]

Delete offtopic and put tarkov in its place please thanks

[glacial haven]

I will redirect the users that come in here to your dms

Tell them to complain to you

[stark torrent]

jokes on you he likes twinks

[soft coral]

false accusations

thats frota

[stark torrent]

Frota is on the list for a long time

[soft coral]

time for gta 5

[viral egret]

iedy ba

tarkov out yet

?

[soft coral]

no

@viral egret hop on vc dickhead

[stark torrent]

tommorow at around 2pm our time

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[stark torrent]

24h downtime

[viral egret]

im in vc with another friend hold on

[soft coral]

hope it gets extended to 48

[stark torrent]

for every extra hour you get brainfart exile

it was decreed

https://tenor.com/view/caratroopa-jugement-judge-break-marteau-gif-18553534

[short cove]

The sr3m w sup got 1 30rnders of time, then it overheats iirc

Vss and as val got 2 of time

After then it overheats

[short cove]

Also its a balancing thing, irl ots not a issue

[flat breach]

I see you're all back down to the Social

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/can-with-silly-kitty-friends-kitty-can-win-great-friends-dumbledore-gif-6816114689323191677

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral

me returning to 1.0

still no loot in reserve

[soft coral]

reserve hasn't had tech items for years

[brittle sinew]

im pretty sure it was just in 2019-2020 it had tech items and since then i've been gaslighting myself into thinking they're still there

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

Yeah you know

Most of us know that games storyline by heart

[soft coral]

I dont

[compact knoll]

Bruh

Really?

You haven't played it?

Dawg that game is like 15 years old

[soft coral]

I couldn't care less how old it is

[stark torrent]

you didnt play gta 5?

lol

even the beggar at Kaufland played GTA 5

[soft coral]

yes

I haven't

you done?

[stark torrent]

no i think imma use this to shit on you from time to time now

next you gonna tell me you still use mouse with the ball in it

[soft coral]

istg please eat a bag of

a bag of sunflower seeds

[stark torrent]

did u play gta 4?

[soft coral]

no

only up to san andreas

mate

I never had the PC to play them

[stark torrent]

that one has better story than most imo

[soft coral]

and by the time I did

the hype was out

[stark torrent]

you should try it after 5 and compare stories

[soft coral]

so I didn't

but i played the shit out of san andreas

[stark torrent]

these are the people that say everyone is a cheater

[fast garden]

yes

yes they are

its why every opinion must be taken with a pound of salt

the people, they are retarded

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

Even I have found one

Tho only on bosses, idk if they can spawn normally, at max I could imagine one spawning in a marked room

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent bro i told you

it was the svd

svdk

i was right the first time

[stark torrent]

huh

[wintry ridge]

kinda sad its not the vpo308 though ngl

[stark torrent]

ohhh

[wintry ridge]

also i think theres the A-545 too

[stark torrent]

why not make SVU jesus

[wintry ridge]

theres a wire stock 5.45 on the mdr clip

[wintry ridge]

lazy devs dont wanna make new anims /s

[stark torrent]

SVU is like used by one of the protagonists of the books

[wintry ridge]

tbf they might actually add it

dlc for people who buy the book

lol

[stark torrent]

yes please more SVDs with 5 ergo

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

this looks like it no?

[stark torrent]

kinda yeah

maybe

[stark torrent]

congrats bro i had that one like 12 years ago

[wintry ridge]

totally the svdk

i think a gamma mod also has the same gun

[gritty python]

bro what do they mean no red rebel for 9 years

are they looking

[wintry ridge]

isnt it like uhhh

a new caliber too

ffs man

more ammo bloat

oh lmfao right

[glacial haven]

It's the tarkov subreddit, they are just retarded

[wintry ridge]

it was teased earlier

[wintry ridge]

UGP has the TKPD which I think is that version of the svdk

[fast garden]

found 3 in a marked room a month ago

its hopeless man

they dont even play the game

[glacial haven]

I mean, they most likely do, just without taking any risks

[gritty python]

it pains me to see people working this hard mentally

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/no-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-donald-kimball-gif-14910705

[stark torrent]

i think i found 3 in a week from playing with Artyom and Xal from Partisan , i gave two to them and one i sold

for 1 mil cause i already had one

[wintry ridge]

if only there was some kinda... free encylopedia... for teased weapons

[glacial haven]

It just feels like people are complaining for the sake of complaining but have no actual reason for it

They just want to jump on the bandwagon

[brittle sinew]

You should see the main battlefield subreddit

[wintry ridge]

hating without even playing the wipe is diabolical

[brittle sinew]

it's only bitching and moaning

Whining

[glacial haven]

I mean, I haven’t played the wipe but I know that some of the stupid shit I complained about a year ago already is still a thing

[stark torrent]

yeah that is reddit special , i get complaining for valid reasons but that is just skill issue right there

imma tell you exactly why bro didnt find any red rebel

because he pisses himself at the sound of a gunshot , crouch walks the outside of the map whole raid and avoids any confrontation , even with scavs

bro doesnt go to X spot because " oh it has good loot but there can also be a player there and i dont wanna die"

so he just walks on the outside of the map looting 3 stashes and a duffle bag or shit

classic

[glacial haven]

Like the lighting in some buildings, with broken windows everywhere and the sun high up in the sky, you’d expect to be able to see something in the hallways but that shit is still the same way it was years ago

It’s annoying but also whatever, it’s not like it’s game breaking

[keen sparrow]

proper suncast lighting would probably cook the engine

[viral egret]

so would the 40k drawers on streeets

yet here we are

[glacial haven]

Nah, that’s not what I mean

[fast garden]

the problem with lighting in tarkov

[keen sparrow]

game still has baked lighting bro. ever noticed a lot of the streetlights at night can't be shot out??

[fast garden]

is that the game has a day night cycle

so they cant do baked lighting

[stark torrent]

yeah that happens gradual

[glacial haven]

You can very simply do a check if it’s between X and Y time? If yes, make the hallway a bit brighter, if no, darker

[keen sparrow]

streetlights, shoreline, road on south of map

[stark torrent]

so they have lightning profiles for each set time in raid

have u seen at 4AM the sky turns off

[glacial haven]

It’s not like they need a whole ass casting engine for it, I don’t expect to have reflections or some shit

[keen sparrow]

lol having SSR on when it rains

[stark torrent]

it rains a bit everything is soaked in oil

nice

the grass has reflections

[keen sparrow]

I love oil-slick grass on woods, lmao

[fast garden]

are we talking about the same baked lighting

[glacial haven]

And the smog on interchange, is that still a thing?

[fast garden]

removed

[soft coral]

wowee

[glacial haven]

At least that’s good

[fast garden]

interchange got a visual update a little while ago its nice

[glacial haven]

Because a bit of fog, I can understand

[stark torrent]

btw

[glacial haven]

But interchange had like thick smog clouds in the entire building

[stark torrent]

is this a new animation bro is not holding the gun

[fast garden]

i posted that and xal called me names

new handguard

[stark torrent]

yes but i meant the animation

[fast garden]

dont recognize muzzle

[stark torrent]

he is not holding the gun with 2 hands like prone

[fast garden]

maybe but it could be related to gun size like sprinting?

[stark torrent]

maybe and bipoded probably

[soft coral]

you exist xal will call you names

[fast garden]

yeah i mean its obv a bipod anim

[gritty python]

could be mastery related like some of the reloads

[keen sparrow]

you know what imma say

[stark torrent]

Axel - if you are from poland you get good pricing

Also Poland prices - 2nd highest

bro just shut up man

[keen sparrow]

If that muzzle device is in the game, that means we're getting a really long KAC suppressor too

[fast garden]

linux fart is still going btw

[fast garden]

automod linux

kek

[glacial haven]

I shouldn’t have reacted to the message

[cyan garnet]

People who avoid fighting in a pvpve game are actually special needs

[fast garden]

linux users when they can talk about how good their os is instead of troubleshooting their mouse buttons and 12 year old game

[wintry ridge]

probably not ads

[fast garden]

i was thinking the same thing

but since im the only person on the planet that ever uses bipods

[wintry ridge]

also helmet off too? its like right next to him

[fast garden]

ive never seen the animations or looked that hard

[wintry ridge]

hes ergo maxxing

[glacial haven]

me when caps lock

https://tenor.com/view/typing-fast-cyber-banana-help-gif-16125910

[fast garden]

just use shift bro

duh

[glacial haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

[fast garden]

man

cant believe

tomorrow im gonna wake up

[glacial haven]

false

gas leak

[fast garden]

truke

world ends tmr

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-evil-devil-demon-become-evil-gif-12740976234536668165

[glacial haven]

rapture happens

[short cove]

@fast garden small question

are you still unemployed?

just gotta know to gauge how much i am gonna lack behind everything

[fast garden]

game opens at 2 am

jfc

[short cove]

bro is prepared

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

in how many hours is that for you?

[keen sparrow]

my bad, i had the wrong flash hider

[fast garden]

dude

please

you cannot be serious

the game opens in the same time from now as everyone else

its 2am for me

meaning im gonna be fuckin asleep

[short cove]

i am asking since i dont wanna look for a tweet

[fast garden]

16 hours from nough roughly

[short cove]

and i dont know what timezone youre in

[wintry ridge]

lady please get real

[short cove]

all i needed to know, thank you

[wintry ridge]

approx 24 hours and that was like, 5 hours ago

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral bet that someone will reach max traders within 3 days of the wipe

[wintry ridge]

actually for once i think that wont be true

[brittle sinew]

conservative estimate: a week

[keen sparrow]

Tarkov could never

[stark torrent]

@soft coral do you like RTS / Strategy games and shit

[brittle sinew]

Bro that's just an M4 wdym

[fast garden]

alright grandpa we get it

[compact knoll]

there is no way he is smart or autistic enough for them

[soft coral]

no

I find them boring

[compact knoll]

told you

[soft coral]

3 days is too much

[brittle sinew]

You haven't experienced the rush of a 1v1 in starcraft/aoe

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral play MENACE

[brittle sinew]

That shit can have me as stressed as tarkov can

[keen sparrow]

Age of Mythology w/out the china bullshit

[brittle sinew]

Aom was lowkey ass

[keen sparrow]

but.. you like age of empires

[brittle sinew]

Only aoe2 and 3

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wololo-age-of-empires-empires-szaman-shaman-gif-21642450

[soft coral]

and I probably wont

I'm binding of isaac kind of autistic

[stark torrent]

i asked cause i remembered of the LOTR BFME games

that shit peak

[brittle sinew]

Remembering a build order mid match will give you a stroke i kno

[soft coral]

I finished 2 missions in gta 5 so far game runs with about 90 to 160 fps depending on the area in 1440p on ultra

Will play more tomorrow now we chill

[brittle sinew]

Brooo it was good, so good

[fast garden]

i liked halo wars

[soft coral]

I just played pixel gun 3d like a lunatic back int he day

and modern combat 5

[brittle sinew]

Rn I'm chilling by farming cod players in a tank in bf6

Sick movement skills bro, meet 30mm HE

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

BFME 2 was so peak

[brittle sinew]

[stark torrent]

i loved all 3 games , they were hard as fuck

[cyan garnet]

sucks you can't even buy them anymore

[fast garden]

man

my friend was on spt the other day and i got them to show me the uh

prestige bear voice

i had already heard the usec one a shit ton

basically sounds like knight but with a lot of moaning

the bear lines fucking sound like tagilla

they are so damn good i want prestige 3

[stark torrent]

yeah

its the same VA

for Knight and Tagilla

doing the voices

naturally the RU one is much more authentic

[fast garden]

i had just never heard the bear ones

and they are so fuckin good

[stark torrent]

i wish i knew russian

oh well

TAK TAK

[fast garden]

DICKY MINUS

[stark torrent]

HAHAHAHA

[fast garden]

ive heard all the voicelines so many times ive been able to pick up on a few things

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1438922708455915630/1554629693284494149.png?ex=6918a4b3&is=69175333&hm=3c7b473b0e88e244fa278921bda0fd19ac3458f87e58d41a80757efda96698e1&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-vomit-gif-15669269131231828557

[fast garden]

215 modernized is so based

would be cool if they gave it larger mags too

[flat breach]

He says to the most epic looking AK ever

[fast garden]

its

a bolt action?

[flat breach]

Yes, AK

[keen sparrow]

This should be interesting

[fast garden]

still cannot get over the fact that the most common round used in this little cannon is a made up round that shoots an SP-6

[viral egret]

which one

[fast garden]

apm

[viral egret]

that rthing

[glacial haven]

Now thinking about it, I don't think I have ever taken a red rebel + paracord exfil till now

[short cove]

9X39 MENTIONED

[fast garden]

calm down son its just a drawing

[cyan garnet]

subsonic round mentioned

autists appear

[short cove]

366 sounds so bad like a wildcat

Its not even funny

[fast garden]

they need to revert the changes to 12.7

when they fucked velocity

[cyan garnet]

only leave reserve through red rebel or transit bug

[short cove]

Like some mf had a supply of 9x39 laying around and a ak and had to make things work

[fast garden]

zeroing fucked for ps12b

[fast garden]

bagless

cuz theres no loot anyway

theres filing cabinets and whatever you can put in rig gg

[cyan garnet]

so true

bagless makes my asshole clench though i've been camped there heaps

[fast garden]

i sprint in a circle and spinbot

99% success rate

only ever get camped from dome there

and can prone somewhere safe

one time got shot at from a knight building

went to other side

ggez

[cyan garnet]

i'm mildly hyped for 1.0

[glacial haven]

I mostly did manhole cover and d2 on reserve

[fast garden]

i was less excited for elden ring

[glacial haven]

Never the red rebel extract

[cyan garnet]

d2

[fast garden]

people camp red rebel nowadays lmfao

give it like

2-3 weeks

[cyan garnet]

i actually like pvp in the bunker

but there always someone strokin their meat at extract

[fast garden]

school ramp sound💀

(or lack thereof)

[glacial haven]

I played it when General Sam made the exfil camping guides, I knew where they'd sit, not that it helped but I at least knew where I was being shot from

[fast garden]

they also fucked sound in the actual command rooms down there

[cyan garnet]

god i can't wait to camp tarcone directors office

unlocks door back to the lobby ggs

[fast garden]

these 1.0 timmies and returning players arent ready man

im gonna have sbih done in 2 days

[glacial haven]

Broski, it's steam release, a lot of new players will join and have no clue about the game

I will camp the jäger woods post

[cyan garnet]

do they even know? they don't know.gif

[fast garden]

they do not know

[cyan garnet]

yeah i'm gonna rush tarkov shooters and sbih this wipe

[fast garden]

im gonna be jerking my shit with a boonie hat on woods sitting watching the van for therapists blood sample

[cyan garnet]

only ones that were hard cause i left it so long

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[fast garden]

interchange towers ? already there g

dont trip the mine on the door

[cyan garnet]

camping the peacekeeper stash boat on shoreline

[fast garden]

korean roof snipers?

you mean me?

[glacial haven]

we gotta make it a bit fair because they need to play for longer than 2 hours, that way they can't refund

then we camp their shit

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden

[fast garden]

they will spend that long in stash dw

[glacial haven]

they will spend that long trying to load hideout

[cyan garnet]

absolutely terrible day for them to try and collect the pocket watch

[fast garden]

hideout mem leak fixed for 1.0 guys ?

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

i will be getting that water bottle and iskra ration whenever they try to stash it

they bring in the food for me

the quests do themselves

[keen sparrow]

What;s the distance across the lake from the van, 300 meters?

250?

[fast garden]

depends where you stand

i think like 200-250

[cyan garnet]

250-300

[keen sparrow]

All i know on woods is RUAF to sawmill. ~400

[fast garden]

i spawn kill sthurman from there

m700 shot in first 20 seconds of raid

"why is sthurman dead already" says dickhead rock spawn

[glacial haven]

you will not reach usec lil bro, either you run into the minefield or into my camping ass

[fast garden]

dude im so fucking hype for 75% boss spawns day one

[cyan garnet]

aren't they gonna have nerfed gear tho

[fast garden]

yes

[keen sparrow]

I’ve seen everything now

[fast garden]

best case scenario

[fast garden]

for the frier

gg

[glacial haven]

that's my setup, i will have some fries in there while i wait for people

[fast garden]

fries in the sopmod lil bro

[cyan garnet]

perfect attachment to hold my iskra while i stroke my meat for 25 minutes waiting for my next victim

[fast garden]

need to have it mounted on the reciever instead

so i can bipod

and have my aquamari

sippy cup on my gun

[glacial haven]

i am the one who trip wires zb-014

[fast garden]

im gonna sprint lightkeeper so hard man

shared bedroom marked key

meeting room

ooough

i can see the virtexes and btc now

[cyan garnet]

should i bother with lightkeeper this wipe

[fast garden]

"wipe"

perma character

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

if you want to escape from tarkov (you won't)

[fast garden]

we dont get seasonal characters until later

[compact knoll]

put the fries in the bag

[cyan garnet]

you reckon?

[fast garden]

he said

[cyan garnet]

well in that case

[short cove]

For what??

The humble gabecube container?

[keen sparrow]

Oh my god it’s real

https://stincusa.com/product/mlok-nuggie-basket-holder

[fast garden]

put the fucked install in the bag little bro

[glacial haven]

anyways, you guys will find me in crackhouse, starting the production back up while i do unforgivable stuff to the jar of mayo

[short cove]

Holy fucking shit

Is that metal or plastic?

[cyan garnet]

you'll find me camping the stairs up to terragroup building on gz

[fast garden]

nylon

[cyan garnet]

absolutely manhandling myself

[keen sparrow]

https://stincusa.com/product/tactical-saucer

[pallid bolt]

Perfect

[mortal trench]

Hear ye hear ye

[pallid bolt]

This is definitely going on my ultralight build

[cyan garnet]

tutorial

[keen sparrow]

Killing myself, brb

[cyan garnet]

throw the steamies into the deep end

like the rest of us

[glacial haven]

this will be me

chilling in crackhouse

[mortal trench]

And Nikita Said there are no graphical improvements?!

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/my-god-what-did-i-just-read-mindblown-gif-7897545

[cyan garnet]

not til 2026

[short cove]

ANOTHER NEW MECHANIC?

NIKITA!

WAIT

MECHANICS?

NOOO

[mortal trench]

Yeah third point states otherwise

Or fourth depends how you count

[cyan garnet]

minor graphical improvement graphical overhaul in 2026

[pallid bolt]

Game finished 2029

[mortal trench]

no to be petty but what did i write?

[cyan garnet]

bro doesn't even understand half of the current mechanics and is complaining about new ones

[glacial haven]

1000 improvements, how likely will it be that i can just go out with my tank helmet and paca just to be invincible?

[ancient marsh]

soooo hundreds of thousands of players got their salad tossed before the game got a tutorial?

[cyan garnet]

not to be petty but what did i write

kill yourself

read what i said

[short cove]

I legit dont think any of yall actually used blindfiring frfr this wipe

[ancient marsh]

basically pestily, onepeg, jessekazaam and the rest got their careers because tarkov didnt have a tutorial?

[short cove]

Like thinking "oh yes, now I am going to blindfire around the corner"

[cyan garnet]

why would I

[viral egret]

tarkov chat actually talking about tarkov

[short cove]

Like no shit sherlock, a mechanic used in like 0,02% of fights

[mortal trench]

oh yeah lets waste my mag to have my pants down when enemies push my location

[short cove]

And tbh I only think its used when you got a lmg or smth

[fast garden]

tutorial is huge man

[glacial haven]

30 rounds of bp ammo is the equivalent of the downpayment of a mansion, why would i blindfire that

[fast garden]

its prob basic shit

[mortal trench]

i hope they added canted aiming with lasers

[fast garden]

but thats massive for the game

[short cove]

Like dude I do not think it got any use

Its a mechanic

[mortal trench]

same

[short cove]

Which I dont think is used

[cyan garnet]

this m993 is far too precious to be blindfired

[short cove]

RELOADING MAGS WHILE WALKING???

[fast garden]

it used to be used more but they did something and you cannot move while doing it anymore

[short cove]

M993 is hella decious

[glacial haven]

i just have it in my inventory to look at it, i am not firing that

[fast garden]

used to be able to move and do it rip

funny as mechanic

ive killed like

one person ever with it

and then unbound it

also i was smart and took screenshots of my game settings before game went down

gg everyone else

enjoy the reset

[cyan garnet]

yeah same

[mortal trench]

the only use for blindfiring was to make the enemy think youre dead with the lying down animation xD

[fast garden]

thats the long lean

or sidestep

slightly different

[mortal trench]

was it? damn then its even more useless xD

[short cove]

I really think it only makes sense if you are in a squax

Know where the enemy is

[keen sparrow]

I think i’ve only ever done blindfire on accident, ngl

[short cove]

And one of you got like a rpd or a m249

[mortal trench]

you can copy your whole config folder for all the graphic options etc

kinda like for gamma

[short cove]

Like otherwise I legit think it sosent make sense

[glacial haven]

i am going to get the most dog shit sks, a pso-1 and some cheap ass 7.62 fmj ammo, cheers

[short cove]

And I guess that shit like such will be added

[glacial haven]

if i get cornered, i just use it on myself

[short cove]

That should be a mechanic

No shot

Like

Imagine you see a timmy

You push his ass in

[fast garden]

alright guys

[short cove]

But then he just commits persona 3

[fast garden]

do i revise bingo

[cyan garnet]

mr jaegar one of your finest mosins and a stack of your cheapest ammo to go please

[short cove]

That shit would go BEYOND CRAZY

[glacial haven]

i would be "alt-f4" dude in streams to just tell people that it's a good keybind

just to have them kill themselves in game

[fast garden]

tarkov bingo card in pins time to bust that thing back out

[ancient marsh]

"WHO MADE A DOGSHIT WIPE
YOU DID KIIIIING"

[mortal trench]

DISTURBING THE PEACE

[glacial haven]

mr jaeger, please give me a grenade

[pallid bolt]

Honestly just rep the kedr

Kedr peak

[mortal trench]

early wipe aksu fucks
i will not change my mind

[cyan garnet]

my kedr w/ flesh ammo vs your kneecaps

[fast garden]

second worst choice of automatic weapon right next to uzi

gg

we lost

[cyan garnet]

[mortal trench]

early wipe? how do you get uzis and the ammo reliable early

[pallid bolt]

Aksu is the only non horrific rifle you can get day 1

[fast garden]

from fucking lvl 1 traders you nonce

[pallid bolt]

Minute 1

[fast garden]

alright my bad

hostile

lvl 1 mech

[glacial haven]

you didn't even play the wipe till now and immediately got hostile towards someone

[fast garden]

lvl 1 cringepor

[glacial haven]

the wipe hasn't even happened yet

you're in the right mindset

[compact knoll]

rabid dogs

telling you man

[fast garden]

THIS IS TARKOV WE CLOWN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKA BETTER TAKE YO SENSTIVE ASS BACK TO ARC RAIDERS

[glacial haven]

let's make a squad, could you take some valuable stuff with you in the raid? i will protect you of course

[ancient marsh]

wdym nonce, robert is banned

[viral egret]

finaly

at long last

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

did you just find out

[fast garden]

pk 1

[glacial haven]

that's the second ban i did that made everyone happy

[fast garden]

MP5 NUMERO UNO

[ancient marsh]

josta first?

[glacial haven]

yeah

well

technically

madi first

[ancient marsh]

you forgot breezy ban

[pallid bolt]

AUG is alright but no good ammo

[glacial haven]

that wasn't me

sadly

[ancient marsh]

that's a sleeper S tier ban

[viral egret]

yes

[ancient marsh]

oh you made specifically

[fast garden]

shit tier

10 round mags on lvl 1

[ancient marsh]

do NOT read his ban message

[pallid bolt]

You get a 30 rounder in the gun, buy two

[ancient marsh]

as in the reason for it

[viral egret]

where is it

[fast garden]

gg all out of usd

[pallid bolt]

Buy more

[fast garden]

you get higher pen 9mm at this point in the game

do not use rrlp

not like any of this matter

we are gonna have a shit ton of new guns and shit for 1.0

[pallid bolt]

Just tap face with 9x18 pgl

[fast garden]

things will likely be totally different

once again MP5K sleeper hit

[cyan garnet]

when is the ultra based cockrider ban coming

[fast garden]

busted ass gun

[glacial haven]

just wait for tarkov 1.0, in the noise of the crowd (3 people talking about it), i will hide his ban

[pallid bolt]

Has anyone made a kedr mod for GAMMA? I feel like we need one

[short cove]

I've just heard of like 4 new guns

[mortal trench]

ill take back what i said, i just calculated their cost... its almost the same 38k rouble for aksu and 37k for the uzi. still i think the ammo for the aksu is better and more available

[pallid bolt]

MP5k is a super sleeper

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

i saw it but good riddance

this had to be your work was it not

[ancient marsh]

well it was robert's work

and man was he working hard

[glacial haven]

i hope they implement a functionality for stealing out of your friends backpack

[cyan garnet]

grok pls add the gun i like from tarkov

[mortal trench]

wtf

[glacial haven]

i want to steal the loot of @fast garden

[pallid bolt]

I think the kedr can 100% fit in to stalker

[fast garden]

lever action likely lvl 1 or 2
svdk
cgnl
new classic colt shit likely lvl 1
rpd modernized
ak308
tons of new attachments and parts for existing guns
tons of reanimations (for ak and m4 at least)
i expect a few more things they didnt show off as well

and im totally missing a few

[ancient marsh]

"here are screenshots of that guy weirdly messaging a minor"
"that could be fake"
"ok here's a video of that account scrolling through dm's and changing tabs and using the search function, to make it near impossible to fake"
"i still don't believe it" @viral egret

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

good luck twin

[viral egret]

robert is the type of person to see proof infront of his eyes and deny it

[fast garden]

wipe day 80% surv rate with 15kd incoming

[viral egret]

oh wait, he did it

[fast garden]

filing cabineting my shit

[glacial haven]

the lion kills his squad mates and steals their shit

[cyan garnet]

rpd modernized
test drive is still the old rpd with the most dogshit sight imaginable

[viral egret]

wipe day 0% surv rate and 0.7 kdr

[glacial haven]

"Oh it was insured? yeah i will hide it"

You will see me with it next raid

[mortal trench]

the lever action rifle. a new 545, m16 and derivatives, new ar12 type 308, buncha new parts. i think theres more?

[fast garden]

i hope its furniture and not a new gun

but we dont know

[ancient marsh]

that's what the small dog does
the lion kills the teammate that picks up the lion's loot inside a locked room, even though the lion unlocked it

[fast garden]

ivan

[ancient marsh]

does he do that?

[fast garden]

the ivan team killing incident

[glacial haven]

I will nade the room and close the door

[fast garden]

gg nades suck ass now

he lives

[ancient marsh]

cant anymore

cant quickthrow

you gotta pull the nade out

pull the pin

[mortal trench]

aks get new furniture and independe gasblock upper/lower

[pallid bolt]

Stand in doorway and body block

[fast garden]

takes dead ass 5 entire seconds to go from pressing g to actually getting the nade out

[mortal trench]

i think ak12 also gets its ak15 modernization kit

[fast garden]

my tip creamy

[pallid bolt]

Just nade launcher the fucker in the back of the head

[glacial haven]

Well that fucking sucks

[fast garden]

they showed off new reloads before uh

before hardcore iirc

[glacial haven]

What about impact nades?

[fast garden]

they look so fucking good ma

[fast garden]

massive load of shit

[mortal trench]

really? where

[fast garden]

nades are just dogshit

[viral egret]

better off removed

[glacial haven]

[mortal trench]

and for which guns

[fast garden]

ill see if i can find it

it was like

[ancient marsh]

@glacial haven https://youtube.com/shorts/kpzqDhfs3-U?si=OdusUPsgRSiTV5vn

[fast garden]

all m4 like weapons and all ak like weapons iirc

[glacial haven]

Is there anything that hasn't been nerved to fucking suck?

[mortal trench]

my gun autism works overtime now

[ancient marsh]

go to 0:24

to see how nades work now

[pallid bolt]

Nades would be funnier if you had a chance to fumble them when you tried to throw

We should also get dynamite

[fast garden]

landmark throws nade and it lands in the corner behind the boxes

mad guy is alive

[glacial haven]

He got naded and survived 3 hits, that's wild

[fast garden]

gg

[ancient marsh]

theyre not fun to play with or against outside of ratting

[viral egret]

w find???

[ancient marsh]

and they are 100% not fun to play against if the guy rats

[fast garden]

l find

[mortal trench]

I WANT MY MOLLY

[fast garden]

MP5SD6

[glacial haven]

So nades are just universally dog shit now

[mortal trench]

green barrel also? sick

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

Perfect

[fast garden]

the uh

vog17 is alright

[viral egret]

alr have

[pallid bolt]

Garbage, just repair it and sell to your local mechanic for 2k rubles

[cyan garnet]

Yeah

[fast garden]

but even m67 dont kill people

[cyan garnet]

Grenadier sucks ass to do

[ancient marsh]

no they are good for spacing and flushing enemies out but you rarely kill anyone now

[fast garden]

ive had an F1 land in my mouth and i lived

[short cove]

What's that

[mortal trench]

you can do that with ubgls now

[pallid bolt]

That's what they're for though

[ancient marsh]

auto shotgun 20 round drum

[pallid bolt]

Dislodging enemies

[fast garden]

no?

[ancient marsh]

no

theres another quest for the rpg

but not grenadier

[mortal trench]

if they follow through on what was written on their suggestion website it will

[pallid bolt]

It's after grenadier

[fast garden]

if

[pallid bolt]

Hitting someone with a rocket launcher would just be so funny

[fast garden]

who gonna rock green skeleton glitch shirt with me

[mortal trench]

gigachad with all the gear vs fuckass with a rocket launcher

[stark torrent]

i dont even have that trash

[glacial haven]

I would say chew on a live nade but you’ll survive it

[mortal trench]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[pallid bolt]

Coughing bomb versus hydrogen baby

[mortal trench]

you guys have skins? never even played 1hr of arena even if i have access with eod

[glacial haven]

Looks like dogshit

[stark torrent]

yeah this one is pure meme nothing more

its to tilt people when u rat or cheat or shit

[mortal trench]

could we please get real tactical outfits like wtf

[fast garden]

now heres a real shirt

[mortal trench]

its like fortnite

[fast garden]

for real men

[ancient marsh]

green
skeleton

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[pallid bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1435343955188252843/eat_shit_crackers.gif

[glacial haven]

Please refrain from insulting the mentally challenged (Xalrider)

[ancient marsh]

im not beating the "protected by mods" allegations bruh

[mortal trench]

you think well get any of these?

[ancient marsh]

not a single one

[mortal trench]

[stark torrent]

nah they got remvoed

[glacial haven]

allegations are usually something that is still not quite confirmed but that shit is confirmed

iedy has his protecting hand over your head

[ancient marsh]

[glacial haven]

Every time you break the rules, before we do anything, we ask ourselves "Do we really want to argue with iedy about this" and we just decide it's not worth it

[mortal trench]

give me atleast recoil control back. a pmc shouldnt have arms like noodles when shooting a gun

[ancient marsh]

i remember people in brainfart were for some reason talking about the 2001 plane event and how jews were dancing because it happened
and i just said "did you guys know airport security in america is strict because of that thing happening"
and had falco dm me about it

not the antisemitic guys

[stark torrent]

recoil is fine now

[ancient marsh]

me for a fun fact

[stark torrent]

you get recoil control for the specific type of gun skill now liek Assault Rifles etc

[ancient marsh]

recoil is okay now

[mortal trench]

is it? last time i played was the 3.10 spt patch

[stark torrent]

yeah recoil control changed jack shit anyway on old recoil cause it was dogshit anyway

[mortal trench]

semi auto is still spamable then and overall better then fullauto?

[soft coral]

absolutely not

[glacial haven]

i mean, you do listen to the dog whistle, iedy has done some extensive training on your because when you started going political, i just had to send a singular message for you to shut the fuck up

[stark torrent]

Sir give us the patchnotes

[ancient marsh]

im being shock collard

help

also that message wasn't even political

[glacial haven]

@stark torrent can we attach that collar to like a car battery or straight to the power grid?

[mortal trench]

to late my guy i was faster

[glacial haven]

32 amps, 230 volts

[ancient marsh]

there was like a week straight i couldn't check brainfart and not hear about what the jews have done that week

[glacial haven]

just one button press and he will sleep for a week

[ancient marsh]

i have a telescope on my nutsack sometimes

[native crypt]

Dear God they are fucking with the audio again

[stark torrent]

Yes , the activation is pulling up his audit

[glacial haven]

when you're muted, you have a role but we can also time him out

what about this

we update ragequit

[stark torrent]

Xal you should use the capybara not taking ragebait gif more

[glacial haven]

to just time him out every few minutes

[ancient marsh]

"improvement to audio" is like "removed herobrine" in minecraft patchnotes

legit does nothing

and thats the joke

[pallid bolt]

They need to just use the baked in audio engine for UE

[ancient marsh]

what capybara

[pallid bolt]

And work from there

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-i-will-not-interact-gif-9380134741995340701

[pallid bolt]

Instead of trying to frankenstein some horrid shit engine

[ancient marsh]

i just say "bait"

[glacial haven]

and when you were sending the censored version of the gif like every 5 seconds and begging me to finally send the uncensored version

[mortal trench]

they shouldve stayed with steam audio... all that back and forth

[ancient marsh]

what gif

[glacial haven]

the alamo conversation

[ancient marsh]

whats the alamo

???

[glacial haven]

are you mentally retarded, this was a day ago

[mortal trench]

[ancient marsh]

then i wasnt there

idk what the fuck the alamo is

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/money-nikita-buyanov-darmika-escape-from-tarkov-gif-6775334634283945506

[mortal trench]

number 5 top selling

[stark torrent]

nr 5 top seller ggs

[mortal trench]

jesus christ

[stark torrent]

they did it again

[ancient marsh]

oh

[stark torrent]

Nikita buying himself a rocket to the moon

[ancient marsh]

that's a fucking S tier meme

[glacial haven]

the dude that sent his piss in a cup

[ancient marsh]

fuck that retard

[ancient marsh]

this is like seeing a palette of bricks emptied at a protest

the reviews will be immaculate