💣tarkov-released

[wintry ridge]

you replay the entire league on multiple different characters with different experiences every time

[soft coral]

I'm not doing lightkeeper or BTR aids tasks or tracksuit

hell no

[wintry ridge]

like if tarkov let bear and USEC have different enough wipes that people would swap sides to experience it

[soft coral]

no cuz they run into risks of one or the other factions being unbalanced

which it kind of already is like that

with the breathing and lighthouse

[cyan garnet]

Those tasks are for the mentally ill exclusively

[soft coral]

You know the drill fellas

shit game

[cyan garnet]

So true

[soft coral]

been saying it for years

[compact knoll]

you are so tiresome

[wintry ridge]

its not even changing gameplay features

just add faction specific quests to some traders that dont like

give you a meta ak trade but still are rewarding enough to do

[compact knoll]

ivan in particular

[wintry ridge]

xp and fir items or something

[cyan garnet]

The new tasks will be like kill 20 pmcs with dickshots on lighthouse at night time

I bet

[wintry ridge]

everyone makes this same joke but every new quest is more like

lightkeeper wants you to kill 60 pmcs with a stock sa58 on night interchange

[soft coral]

yeah yeah bro w/e you know I'm right

[compact knoll]

does anything new happen in your life man

its all hating on tarkov and playing gamma/isaac

[soft coral]

does anything happen in yours?

[compact knoll]

yes

[soft coral]

and also

why do you care

what I do with my life

Genuinely

I hate the negative aspects of the game

not the positives

[compact knoll]

because i care that my friends dont ruin their lifes

and arent stuck in the 9 to 5 limbo

[soft coral]

I'm not ruining anything

[compact knoll]

or other pathetic shit

like being a neet

youre literally the defenition you know

[soft coral]

ok?

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll lets play 1.0

[compact knoll]

we will see

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-frolicking-cat-running-kitten-running-gif-18310291448943100404

playing 1.0 without ivan's nagging

[short cove]

Let's play 1.0 for goofs

[wintry ridge]

lets play 1.0 together oomf

[short cove]

:3

[short cove]

Istg the goof will be immeasurable if its just 4 goofballs in a match w me tagging like 200 meters behind because I like to snipe :3

Pure jolly

[wintry ridge]

the creature :3

[short cove]

Suddenly

Goons

[ancient marsh]

@wintry ridge @short cove both of you kill yourselves

Just blow it off clean

Respectfully

[wintry ridge]

idk i dont like giving head

[ancient marsh]

Try it

[wintry ridge]

no thanks, im not into fat russians

[viral egret]

wtf

no good morning for yall

[ancient marsh]

God please send an approved job application for McDonalds to Artems doorstep

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[stark torrent]

Bro is about to eat the fries

[soft coral]

Today we finish underground 1 @stark torrent

I'm undergrounding it

[viral egret]

peaaak

[soft coral]

Then we do San Andreas 100%

you should tune in cryon its gonna be peak

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ba exista o manastire gotica in iasi

manastirea trei ierarhii

[wintry ridge]

@stark torrent waitvro

couldnt you like

buy it on steam in turkish dollars and connect to the launcher for NA

get that shit like 50% off

[viral egret]

doesnr work anymore

i think

steam has/had patched that shi or smth

[ancient marsh]

Thats like a good way to get permad on steam

Steam rolls like king von

You're stupid to try and steal from them

Dont fuck with steam or the IRS

[stark torrent]

Intrebarea e sunt gagici gotice acolo

[ancient marsh]

Gabagool

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

only if the dev sets up regional pricing

[short cove]

On you or?

[wintry ridge]

:3

[viral egret]

intrebarea mai bune este daca sunt si singure

[stark torrent]

Si peste 18

[viral egret]

peste 18 sunt

[stark torrent]

Jarvis, open google maps

[viral egret]

nu uita sa intrebi mereu pt varsta

nu conteaza daca esti minor sau adult

mereu se intreaba ca sa nu ajungi ca EDp445

[stark torrent]

Sau Jeffrey Epstein

[compact knoll]

brp

bor

bro

???

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

do you remember that meme with an alien

this is how i feel reading this

this

[ancient marsh]

Even an extraterrestrial has fatigue

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/can-with-silly-kitty-friends-kitty-can-win-great-friends-dumbledore-gif-6816114689323191677

[viral egret]

die

[wintry ridge]

the what

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/bfh-deagle-deagle-secret-secret-reload-bfh-battlefield-hardline-gif-27094427

[cyan garnet]

damn that eft discord is actually aids

it's just the same mods sucking each other off

[ancient marsh]

I got permad from Jesse kazaam discord because I was making fun of myself, by a furry mod

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

[wintry ridge]

Wasn't there a rule not to make fun of the mentally disabled

[viral egret]

then why can we make fun of josta

[wintry ridge]

Because he made it everyone else's problem

[stark torrent]

good marketing

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

Time to 100% SA

@fast garden @stark torrent maybe you should hop on

[stark torrent]

wdym SA

[fast garden]

I had to read that over a few times

[soft coral]

san andreas retard

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

all of you need jail istg

[wintry ridge]

Ivan stop talking about how tarkov SA'd you

[compact knoll]

Let the man vent

[frosty wigeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHhBs4CQG2k&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D

kek

[arctic quartz]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh boy

[fast garden]

[arctic quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[stark torrent]

in turkey its 15 euros

[arctic quartz]

hmmmmmm

[next temple]

VPN time

[arctic quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkey-nation-supreme-angry-gif-19930253

[fast garden]

next trailer today nikita?

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1356315650511077617/1438395237927096350/image.png?ex=6916b974&is=691567f4&hm=fa2cb39007b022b7e8bc4cfef47a79e9509109f9c7610dd04e4c202c174566fd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=369

[native crypt]

Thought that was a sonnenrad on the stock for a second

[keen sparrow]

Have something you'd like to share with the class?

[native crypt]

No I'd never look at funny things that break tos

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-horror-mud-darkness-gif-1855328788988173014

YOOOO

I wanna play Runescape

fuck this PoS tapkob

Only problem is i need like..

72 million GP to get my shit going again

I could sell my ancestral i guess

[fast garden]

ive got bad news for you man

DUDE LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF COCK IN HIS MOUTH

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sucking-dick-hamster-gif-15837398

[compact knoll]

NOOO

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

NO TARKOV

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-tetsuo-tetsuo-shima-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-12118377099744361472

[keen sparrow]

Okay, i'm starting up Runescape, fuck this shit

[viral egret]

77 wtf

[keen sparrow]

It's Acid's Bot Progression

Soon as you prestige, all the 'level with you' shit goes out the window, thus making the game significantly harder.

so you'll be running past crackhouse to get the key on the dead guy in a bush and your booger-suit gets ventilated by a level 70 using an m1a with M61

[flat breach]

[granite coral]

💱 7,875 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz: is equal to 12.96 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[keen sparrow]

bro i didn't even have to type

$37 DOLLARS ONLY? TO HAVE MY BRAINS SCOOPED OUT WITH A RUSTY SPOON??? LET'S FUCKING GO!

[cyan garnet]

just give nikita access to your bank account at that point

[fast garden]

dude

what is going on there

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/marajtwt-summer-walker-funny-weird-gif-23111222

https://tenor.com/view/christron3000-gawk-gawk-gif-20863707

[fast garden]

he is going to TOWN on that thing man

hooooleeeey

[keen sparrow]

Bro's got it scratching the itch on his brain-stem

[stark torrent]

I mean they had no real reason to increase the prices of the country they are at war with , right?

[fast garden]

i dont think he is aware of where bsg is located

[stark torrent]

im not lying , bro started to become like an annoying mosquito , he keeps commenting and commenting about shit just for the sake of it , i know its called farming engagement, but he is so annoying jesus

[tame dawn]

Just enough nikita bad + scav yt shorts to stay around

[glacial haven]

i wish him nothing but the worst

[fast garden]

they dont know

lmao

[glacial haven]

Isn’t that just steam auto correcting based on their data?

[fast garden]

the different regions that you can buy tarkov in are also different prices on their website

so if you live in like

south america

you can get a cheap as shit copy

but im fairly certain you are region locked

the ones for NA and EU are not region locked, but are "full price"

[keen sparrow]

backk to this shit-ass grind

[stark torrent]

technically kinda makes sense

[fast garden]

100%

[stark torrent]

as with the cheaper editions but region lock you are locked to dead / shit server

but i think u can also use VPN

to bypass

hmm

[fast garden]

also true

[glacial haven]

Ah alright

[fast garden]

cheaters using rus and sa accounts because of that

they are cheaper

[stark torrent]

problem is if you want to play duos / trios with people from other regions

like us with xal

[glacial haven]

Thought region locking was like RU server only

[stark torrent]

Xal and Artyom cant queue on each others servers

one gets kicked

like u need to talk it out and see which server is the best and bla bla

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

liek Australia for example cant play EU

300 ping u get kicked

[glacial haven]

Alright I get that

Playing the with a ping above 200 is a guaranteed way to not make it through the raid

[stark torrent]

yeah thats an extrreme example australia is pretty far etc

[fast garden]

https://x.com/MythUpdates/status/1988026874354958582

MythUpdates (@MythUpdates)

Myth explains the number one thing that truly separates Arc from Tarkov

X · Nov 10, 2025, 11:31 PM

ok so

to myth's point

as much as he is glazing here

[compact knoll]

what stops the guy from selling the key

[fast garden]

i think the average ai should be harder

scavs are so fucking nerfed they have not killed me once in hardcore

then they removed the feature where scavs lay supressive fire

genuine lobotomites

i want scavs to be a threat again

[stark torrent]

i....dont know if i want scavs to be a threat

but i want higher diff AI with better gear mid to late raid

especially on maps with like 50 minutes

like make it at 15 min left spawn rogues or raiders patrolling or shit

or scavs with class 4 guaranteed and some shit on them

[fast garden]

anecdotally, higher difficulty scavs do arrive late into raids

[stark torrent]

yeah but their kits are dogshit , 0 point in fighting them

most of the time

[fast garden]

the ones with class 4 armors and aks

granted

those have been nerfed now

[stark torrent]

yeah it sucks , should be more ughhh differentiated

[fast garden]

rip class 4 scavs

[stark torrent]

yeah

[fast garden]

i forgot ab that for a sec

[glacial haven]

Are you talking about Arc Raiders?

[fast garden]

tark

[stark torrent]

tarkov

hardcore tarkov nerfed AI scav kits as well

[glacial haven]

Then why is that a screenshot of arc raiders

[stark torrent]

they made them back a month ago

[fast garden]

its a video man

twitter just sucks ass

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

should have done stupidpenisx

[glacial haven]

It didn’t load anything for me for like 10 seconds in the app as well

[compact knoll]

there is actually hitlerx

[glacial haven]

Gotta love Twitter

[stark torrent]

to the defense of this , its more difficult to betray a squad for example

as they get downed and can rev each other + they dont die in 1 shot like a tarkov hs

so thats why its a bit harder to betray

in tarkov you can let them go first you shoot them both in the head ggs

[compact knoll]

hey blood

[stark torrent]

in arc , you break their shields then you down one and the other prob kills you or reacts

imo

[compact knoll]

have you seen the dispatch game

[fast garden]

"game"

[glacial haven]

Yeah but didn’t play it till now

[stark torrent]

its a story driven game

[fast garden]

you mean the choose your own adventure book

[stark torrent]

yeah whatever

[compact knoll]

its pretty linear

[stark torrent]

its a good one imo , telltale devs

[glacial haven]

Actually wanted to ask, anyone in here actually played Arc Raiders?

[compact knoll]

not that much choosing

[stark torrent]

i didnt buy it because wipe is too close and i know i will play Tarkov so no time for Arc

maybe later down the line idk

it is a fun game and different but i kinda "feel" Tarkov more

[compact knoll]

till now?

[fast garden]

yes

[stark torrent]

and since wipe is so close , yeah

if wipe was in December as it was usually the previous years , i would have bought ARC

and play it

[glacial haven]

Damn, would’ve asked how it’s been because I most likely won’t buy it but it doesn’t look too bad

[fast garden]

tldr, game is very atmospheric and i do not regret my purchase since its something for me to play with my console bros, but the game lacks depth and third person makes for lame pvp

[glacial haven]

I don’t say that I’ll never play a game unless I am completely not interested in it

Dispatch looks alright, I’ll maybe play it if I am bored or smth

[stark torrent]

Yeah 3rd person pvp is very straightforward and if you run into a squad is GGs , because if they split up just a bit they have full FOV on you

you cant even run in cover or shit

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

[compact knoll]

sounded you just started playing it 5 minutes ago

[fast garden]

the reason there is so much vitriol on twitter about people wanting pve for arc raiders is because theres a lot of emergent shit that happens with how threatening the bots are

the arc enemies are really great

[glacial haven]

Nah, I don’t have it on steam lmao

[stark torrent]

hurr durr game is challenging

[fast garden]

the pvp is very dubious

[glacial haven]

I just saw twitter crying about no 3d models

[fast garden]

and weapons are not balanced at fucking all

[compact knoll]

gooner proof

[stark torrent]

give it time

[fast garden]

also ai voice acting for like everything

[compact knoll]

GOD FUCKING BLESS

whats the word for it

[stark torrent]

someone will pay money for SFM models

[compact knoll]

its pretty light

you dont have to think much when playing

very chill

[glacial haven]

I mean, the game looks like you just have to play it yourself, anything you see online doesn’t reflect the kinda fun it can be

[fast garden]

yeah i agree with that like 95%

[glacial haven]

Because online, on YouTube or twitch, the game looks quite boring

[fast garden]

ai VA and third person pvp are the only things i have to say that are objectively bad, weapon balance can be fixed with time

but the game is extremely immersive

[glacial haven]

I watched like 20 minutes of a livestream on my tv yesterday, immediately fell asleep like I overdosed on melatonin

[stark torrent]

The dawn of cabinet nerfing

Meanwhile in Tarkov cabinets have the best loot

cant wait to do that again

[fast garden]

it was a skill at the end of the tree that required half of the skill points you would ever get

for special weapon containers

[keen sparrow]

lmao bro

playing Fika people called me crazy for popping 2 stims and spamming filing cabinets

[fast garden]

they were by far the best loot in the game period

[keen sparrow]

but i always left with nixxors and intel

[fast garden]

im a filing cabinet main in live tarkov

[stark torrent]

keys as well , ssds etc

[fast garden]

its why i get rich so fast and so safely

[stark torrent]

flashdrivers

[fast garden]

because people do not want to loot that shit in live tarkov

[viral egret]

is tarkov live rn

[stark torrent]

and Streets simply has a million cabinets

thats it

[fast garden]

streets and its 100 filing cabinets

gg

UC bank

a few in the mall

lexos

[keen sparrow]

the building by lexos

[stark torrent]

the expo buildings

[fast garden]

aspect building

[stark torrent]

the PC buildings

man i love cabineting

i am about to cabinet all over

[fast garden]

the shit under bloody rusted

[fast garden]

nah

well

if you mean can you play

for now

[stark torrent]

apprently it might start wiping tommorow

[fast garden]

but not patch yet

[stark torrent]

nikita said the patchnotes has over 5k lines

and it will be a big patch

ggs

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[stark torrent]

yeah unheard is only on website i think

[fast garden]

yes

but

gamma (essential)

ok retard

essential for what

you cant put shit in it anymore

[glacial haven]

when Tarkov casino

[stark torrent]

for not being labeled a cuck idk

yeah the container is essential to bring out bulbs and bolts out of raid

[fast garden]

rip auction house

would be INSANE if that appeared for 1.0

[stark torrent]

listen man , the container is my premium lunch box

[glacial haven]

nah I want to play blackjack with a dude and just take his entire stash if I hit 21

[stark torrent]

i just carry food in it

[fast garden]

sniper you are onto something

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Not happening

[stark torrent]

7 years ago

[fast garden]

unc status

is remembering auction house being planned

remembering the button for it on the UI

vac ban on tarkov

imagine

[glacial haven]

when tarkov

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

alright, gonna head out for a bit

[cyan garnet]

yeah third person pvp looks dogshit

[soft coral]

@fast garden isaac the type of game where you fire hundreds of C-section babies per second

[soft coral]

actual cinema

[fast garden]

holy shit

[viral egret]

what in satans spawn is that ak

[fast garden]

sir

its a val

rather

RD-939

[stark torrent]

ouuskha

[stark torrent]

that will trigger someone

@fast garden @viral egret @cyan garnet @keen sparrow @compact knoll @ancient marsh

OUSSSKKKHAAAAAA

24 HR PATCH

[viral egret]

UUSHKA

bro iedy

[stark torrent]

yep time to do my last arena dailies and prestige

and then ggs

[viral egret]

i will start playing tarkov again

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[stark torrent]

surely

[viral egret]

wtf

how did xal get rejected from bainfart

[stark torrent]

who is reposnible for your punishment

[viral egret]

ragebait too strong

[ancient marsh]

dry got rolled so hard he had to reject me to win

[viral egret]

probably ragebaited dry

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

15 mins

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

equivalent of losing in a ball game as a kid so you take your ball and go home so no one can play

[cyan garnet]

the end times are upon us

[ancient marsh]

bro who gives a fuck genuinely

nothing ever happens

i am genuinely betting my entire house

tarkov will be the exact same

as it was 3 wwipes ago

[stark torrent]

dont care

dont play then

[ancient marsh]

i saw that

[cyan garnet]

i do

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

[mortal trench]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-begins-raining-rainy-day-théoden-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16521230

24hrs server downtime

see you on the other side gents

[keen sparrow]

AYO

TIME FOR ME TO STREAM SPT ON TWITCH

[mortal trench]

honestly even if the 1.0 release flops ill still am hyped for spt to get to 1.0

[keen sparrow]

Right?

So excited for cursed lever action builds

[mortal trench]

m249 saw my beloved

[cyan garnet]

[mortal trench]

why they havent added this to tarkov is beyond my understanding
they add the m60 but not its little brother?
they added the rpd and the pkp ffs

[keen sparrow]

The furry modder was Croatian

[mortal trench]

doesnt suprise me, could even be swedish and i wouldnt be

[cyan garnet]

furry modder
spt

yeah checks out

[keen sparrow]

Thank you Croatia https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152301996183928832/1436288783979905125/image.png?ex=6916f8ab&is=6915a72b&hm=19ff4649ff6ecb15991c851947b89ab45cade85af1c14c4a8793ca4bd4f5f804&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[mortal trench]

https://tenor.com/view/loona-helluva-boss-gif-9121224117761172035

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

fucking nasty

these people calling characters from kids cartoons 'baddies'

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/going-to-vomit-gif-15669269131231828557

[ancient marsh]

@mortal trench you too

[ancient marsh]

isn't it an adults cartoon

[mortal trench]

yes

[ancient marsh]

doesnt make it much better but

[cyan garnet]

Actual mental illness

[next temple]

its a millenial slop cartoon

[ancient marsh]

yep

[next temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430266875669123135/1437314914376220672/gxmi_141560021.mp4?ex=6916bfd3&is=69156e53&hm=348d258d24e9f6fbbd1fa7fe215fb820d730d2d90eefdca8ce71e49214b6822b&

[keen sparrow]

oh don't worry. the US probably exports more furry porn than any other country, we have -2,000 points on the board already

[ancient marsh]

what did i just watch

[ancient marsh]

what?

[next temple]

Agarthaposting

[ancient marsh]

are you killing yourself or not?

please hurry up

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-kiss-james-doakes-doakes-dexter-gif-16474113087163870459

before anyone crashes out, i only know this GIF exists because of Iedy

[fast garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0uXtoeawAAIqiR.gif

[mortal trench]

in my defense i only know the character from all the memes

[ancient marsh]

NOOOOOOOOOO

THEY NEVER DID THIS

[ancient marsh]

you have no defense

[fast garden]

fps milf

valkmommy incident or man

call it

[glacial haven]

can i have a phone joker?

[keen sparrow]

supposedly they are a biological woman and selfies have been exchanged

but

the person that told me they're a girl respects pronouns

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-i-prefer-not-to-speak-gif-18254094

[fast garden]

so valkmommy

got it

[viral egret]

isnt she in the discord

he/she

ye

[keen sparrow]

really don't know or care

If they want to bring it here, whatever, they can get banned here too

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

who tf is valkmommy i wasnt here for 72 eons

i dont know the lore

[fast garden]

this was recent shit with arc raiders

some goon bait twitter woman

[glacial haven]

damn

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Quady420

[viral egret]

dont need to say anything more i think i already know everything i need to

trash is and will always be taken out

[keen sparrow]

oh

[cyan garnet]

furaffinity

[keen sparrow]

they're actually retarded

[fast garden]

less than me

[glacial haven]

yeah my phone joker told me to kill myself

so i just searched for the steam profile

[fast garden]

this website is wonderful

[keen sparrow]

ayy 5 months clean

[viral egret]

all 0s

[fast garden]

i hopped in for a few days at a time for some shit that i liked

[viral egret]

0 star

insane

[keen sparrow]

come get your monthly Narcotics Anonymous coin

[fast garden]

but i have zero reason to play this shit now

[keen sparrow]

I love that you know wtf that is

based

[viral egret]

2k hours on a female character

reminds me of the time

my friend spent 80 hours in the character selection menu to make literally the perfect female character or smth in his words

[fast garden]

male hunters are built wrong but that being said

i was male hunter for prob 2000 hours

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-head-stressed-i-cant-think-straight-let-me-think-wait-a-sec-gif-14639941

[viral egret]

im not religious but the red mf should be dead

[fast garden]

they added character changing and i remade instantly

[glacial haven]

i hope that your newest acquaintance kills him/herself

[mortal trench]

atleast in tarkov things you payed for are still in the game, imagine paying for a dlc which later gets removed (ahem sunsetted) and its basically gone xD

[keen sparrow]

It's a bunch of clowns

it's just a facade to get back at mom and dad

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

or they were SA'd by a clergyman

[fast garden]

modern bungie one of the most incompetent teams ever

[keen sparrow]

If the retards wanted the real dark power and wanted to stop playing dress-up, they'd get into Kabbalah

[glacial haven]

That entire "God is our saviour" and whatnot stuff is also too much but like, that satanic shit is even worse

[fast garden]

the satanism thing is weird man

the thing is theres like

the satanic temple

and those guys are actually based as fuck because they exist basically for religious activism

iirc

[glacial haven]

wdym, you just make a circle in the sand, a star in the middle, piss in a bottle and bite off the head of a living chicken to channel evil spirits

[fast garden]

so they have done things to keep religious freedom more or less how it is in the us

[keen sparrow]

the temple is the Anton Lavey flavour of it though

[glacial haven]

it's just silly

[keen sparrow]

where it's like.. 'extra-humanism'

'do as thou wilt'

[glacial haven]

the entire idea of it is extremely silly

[fast garden]

was it a different one?

[keen sparrow]

imagine worshipping a diety that fucking hates you

[fast garden]

i might have the names mixed up

[glacial haven]

something other than you has to endure pain to somehow channel something that never shows up if you do a ritual

how does that make any fucking sense

[fast garden]

yeah thats what the retards do

yeah idk all i know is that im pretty sure one group of them is actually based as hell

[glacial haven]

why, do they burn pedophiles alive?

[fast garden]

would be pretty based but

[glacial haven]

i'd support it

like damn, give me a donation link

why does every conversation on this server have to always get out of hand

[keen sparrow]

'if anyone's gonna lynch him, it's gonna be us'

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

KIDDING

[mortal trench]

infact thats not what happended

[keen sparrow]

IT WAS A JOKE

[fast garden]

!barn rex 1 day

[safe summit]

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[glacial haven]

do a funny, barn everyone

[fast garden]

bear vasyan

[mortal trench]

you say after saying youd support it xD

[glacial haven]

"I would very much enjoy it and support it if pedophiles would get burned alive" is not the equivalent of "Yo, you heard about the kkk defending a black guy?"

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[mortal trench]

can we not state examples about people acting like people instead of monsters now?

[glacial haven]

sir, this is the tarkov channel

[keen sparrow]

BSG is monsters

there, i said it.

[mortal trench]

i see

[glacial haven]

i am excluded

look at my role

[mortal trench]

ah gotcha

he is pulling rank ffs xD

[fast garden]

i was gonna say something funny but i googled it before i did and the internet says its racist so im not gonna

[glacial haven]

this is the tarkov channel

[glacial haven]

just kidding but try to avoid mentioning groups like that

[native crypt]

Can't wait for this channel to explode on the 15th

[ancient marsh]

"i want to be empowered and be an individiual!"
"oh yeah, how?"
"by worshipping the universally recognized symbol of absolute evil"

[glacial haven]

i don't wanna deal with tickets

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

those people dont worship satan

different groups

[mortal trench]

https://tenor.com/view/wendys-gif-27610107

[fast garden]

yeah it will no longer be brainfart 2 at that point

[mortal trench]

i have no clue how it works out in their head tbh
i never had contact with anyone believing in this either

[native crypt]

Instead it will be the Nikita hate channel

[glacial haven]

tarkov pipeline

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

Hey you did open it

[ancient marsh]

at least its not grinder

[compact knoll]

Its just cut out

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[fast garden]

ban porn sites
twitter

[mortal trench]

gotcha. wasnt intended to be harmful in any way, but somehow ill always fuck that up

[compact knoll]

Satanism is mostly just a way for retards to get back at their christian parents

When it comes to actually sacrificing babies they all disappear

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-wait-nathan-fillion-gif-4809231

[keen sparrow]

IM TELLING YOU BRO

#💣tarkov-released message

[viral egret]

god cant save us anymore brbr

world too fucked up

thats just my take and it ends there

cause im not getting banned over religion

[glacial haven]

lmao

[glacial haven]

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945553132707000350/1436444921384009819/twitter_1986782478728573327.gif

[glacial haven]

time to add a caption to this gif

[ancient marsh]

no it isnt

its perfect the way it isa

[cyan garnet]

I hope i can put ammo in my ass again

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bum-dance-gif-13099670612227804298

[cyan garnet]

Secure container as glorfied sicc case is so dogshit its crazy

[fast garden]

nope

staying how it is i think

[cyan garnet]

kill some full meta spastic
cant put cqcm mask in my ass
perfect

Sublime even

[fast garden]

you can though

?

no ammo tho

love containers

[cyan garnet]

Nikita where is the bumhole ammo

[cyan garnet]

Im like 70% sure i tried to the other day and it wouldnt let me

[fast garden]

depends on container

cant with kappa iirc

[cyan garnet]

Was theta

Yeah probably wss that actually

[fast garden]

psure you can with theta

i know you can put some of the newer helmets

the flux iirc

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[keen sparrow]

my Girlfriend's autistic (and i mean AUTISTIC) sister is crashing the fuck out because i don't flush the toilet every time i put a stinkbug in it.

[viral egret]

always flush

[keen sparrow]

no

[glacial haven]

my brother in christ, you do know that you can keep information to yourself

[viral egret]

i do not wish upon anyone to fucking get hit by a tear gas grenade

each time they enter the bathroom

[cyan garnet]

Bro just leaves the shit in the bowl

Diabolical

[ancient marsh]

????

[glacial haven]

times are rough but you can flush the toilet

[keen sparrow]

1. Waste of water

[glacial haven]

it isn't this bad

[ancient marsh]

do you shit in the toilet and not flush?

[viral egret]

bro????

you use not even a LITER of water

its like 800ml

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

or shoudl i say 0.2 gallons

[keen sparrow]

of course i flush a shit

[ancient marsh]

tf is a stinkbug

[viral egret]

fart

[keen sparrow]

dumbass

[viral egret]

ur wrong

im retarded

[ancient marsh]

you know youre not in jail anymore right

[viral egret]

wtf is that

[keen sparrow]

They fucking reek when you disturb them

okay, in my defense

[glacial haven]

we are so used to you being a weirdo, we expected something entirely different as i can see by the reaction of the channel

[ancient marsh]

why not flush them

are you retarded

[keen sparrow]

Autistic girl that doesn't wipe her ass because

[ancient marsh]

or throw them out the window

[keen sparrow]

"textural issues"

[glacial haven]

bro

[ancient marsh]

bro

its whatever

[glacial haven]

please refer to my previous messages

[cyan garnet]

[viral egret]

rex

[ancient marsh]

i am going to bed

[keen sparrow]

stinks the bathroom up every time she uses it

[viral egret]

this info is so life changing you should kys

[glacial haven]

shut the fuck up

[ancient marsh]

you guys deserve nothing

in life

[viral egret]

i agree

[ancient marsh]

good night

[viral egret]

no good

only night

[keen sparrow]

i'm going to find 20 stink bugs and put all of them in the toilet

[viral egret]

leave the autistic kid alone

before she resents you so bad you wake up with a glitterbomb

[keen sparrow]

She's 25

and has a kid

[viral egret]

nevermind

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, this a legal adult

[glacial haven]

not wiping => you deserve anything and everything that comes in your way

i do not care

[keen sparrow]

It smells like .. english doesn't have words for it

[viral egret]

agree

i just didnt know shes 25 and not like 5-6

[keen sparrow]

every time i go in after her, but i don't crash tf out and start yelling all over the house

[viral egret]

i wouldve said 6 to 7 years old but then retards would start saying " 6 7 6 7 67" and remove another 42 years off my lifespan

[viral egret]

mexican tacos night

[keen sparrow]

funny because 6*7

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161380777632739442/1270867726180810822/attachment.gif

[keen sparrow]

She is Mexican, has nothing to do with it

[keen sparrow]

what did this mean

did people really think 'stinkbug' meant a shit?

[glacial haven]

you know exactly what this means

[keen sparrow]

i don't that's why i'm asking

i know i'm weird sure

[glacial haven]

probably for the best if we don't roll open the topic of what most of us probably thought you meant

[viral egret]

still little amount of water

its free

[keen sparrow]

Never trust tarkov channel with numbers

[keen sparrow]

our water bill is already 70$ a month

[viral egret]

mine isnt even that high

[keen sparrow]

and guess what, autistic girl doesn't pay bills around here

[viral egret]

its like 200 ron or 40 usd

just evict her

evict her call cps and take the child into custody

ggs

[fast garden]

i fucking hate stinkbugs

but toilet

really

[keen sparrow]

That is the biggest can of worms

[short cove]

Someone pull the iedy gooning alarm

[keen sparrow]

I catch them in a glass jar and into the toilet they go

We have them really bad here in SD

[short cove]

Aint no way bro is pulling stock market graphs out of his ass

[viral egret]

sydney

[keen sparrow]

welp, valfucker's up

time to get pinged 20 times as he reads everything i've said

[blazing basin]

Your larp is conflicting

[viral egret]

imma go lay in bed

for 15 minutes

and then play gamma more

[keen sparrow]

i'm just tryna enjoy my OSRS grind and then i hear screeching from the bathroom

[glacial haven]

reacted to like one message and immediately catching strays

[keen sparrow]

it's happened in the past

[glacial haven]

even worse that i immediately knew who's nickname it was

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/try-not-to-laugh-gif-7516440236715803256

[ancient marsh]

Mods

Change his name to "sits down to pee, doesn't flush"

[short cove]

Istg fortnite 3rd person combat is fucking intense, you can peak someone in cover out which isent really possible in tarkov, you can also abuse your terrain a lot more and simply got more control which means a skilled player can do more imo with it then without because you just get more to work with

[stark torrent]

sir fortnite i sneeze and bro builds the twin towers wdym

[short cove]

Zero build

I too am a build hater

But you can do crazy shit in third person

Sure there are games like vigor which feel like ass

But that's because you got a truck load of inertia on your char as if theyre a 600kg guy that moves w 20kmh

[fast garden]

i miss early fortnite

before the turbo build setting ruined the game

imo

but zero build kinda doesnt make sense to me

just play pubg atp

the real problem is playing a br in the first place

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/m9kv3hCKR_I?si=dxsSPznk_vhfARkk

[fast garden]

@stark torrent

so i guess the contents of the drop maybe change for 1.0

armband not in game rn

[stark torrent]

hmmm

[fast garden]

yeah

yeah im not gonna chance it whatever bsg is prob smarter

[pallid bolt]

peak

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent another insta classic

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

insta knows the state of ferrari

[soft coral]

god bless I dont watch f1

[stark torrent]

ahaha

[real solstice]

Worth it for George Russell complaining about the McLaren up his ass

[keen sparrow]

based OSRS profile pic

[short cove]

Ts got mee cold

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden ye my bad for opening the app

[short cove]

I am rn playing horizon zero dawn

And dude

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/V-_SSq9OpsU?si=G9nwg5FJ_y7kRZu7

[short cove]

At some points you really feel that it was made in like 2016

[soft coral]

ayy the two towers finally started moving fom SSD to HDD

yipeee

[keen sparrow]

Not extended edition?!

[short cove]

Like a char putting a blanket over another and it looks worse then stock blender mechanics

[soft coral]

its extended

I've just not named the File extended because I dont care I know I ripped the extended edition

plus in jellyfin the image says EXTENDED

if I really wanted to perfect it I could name them but i dont care

I'm still yet to rip Return of the king

boy that will be fun

and then I have to splice it with MKVToolnix

[keen sparrow]

Ivan back on his movie arc, let’s fucking go

Xalrider’s gonna be fucking pissed

[stark torrent]

Been here since 2016. 15,000 hours. Kappa every wipe. Prestige 4.

You’re booting up Tarkov on Steam thinking “this can’t be that bad.” Your i7’s thermal throttling before you even hit the main menu. Cute. This is an X3D household, little bro — I don’t get frame drops, I get revenge.

While you’re still adjusting your FOV, I’m pre-firing you through two walls and a dream. While you’re scavving on Factory to “learn the map,” I’m farming your squad like early-wipe scavs on crack. Your “Beginner’s Guide” playlist? I wrote those guides — and then killed the guys who made them.

Tarkov isn’t welcoming you. It’s feeding you to me. You bring the loot, Steamies. I bring the trauma.

See you on release day. I’ll be waiting in dorms 3-story, second door left. You’ll open it. And then you’ll understand.

— 15k Hours, Prestige 4, Kappa Every Wipe, X3D Enjoyer

new reddit copypasta

[glacial haven]

gives the same vibes as the 300 confirmed kills one

[soft coral]

back?

[glacial haven]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[stark torrent]

aye i loved this one

[soft coral]

the levels of brainrot in here are enough to kill a victorian child

respectfully ofc

[glacial haven]

lmao

[soft coral]

THEYRE TAKING THE LABUBUS TO ISENGARD

hell yeah : the game

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

when trailer nikita

[glacial haven]

[pseudo storm]

November 31st

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

You just reminded me, I wanted to get rid of that emote

[fast garden]

whats wrong with the poor kek emote

hes gonna kill him

[blazing basin]

Good idea
do it

[calm pollen]

Good riddance, flop won't use it anymore

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden tarkov on the steam cube

car battery paint job for the steam cube faceplates

what other tarkov items are like, almost square

iridium?

[fast garden]

dogecube

[pseudo storm]

by golly

[native crypt]

Getting ready for hood Christmas

[fast garden]

you ever just

[keen sparrow]

stare into the void?

also, nice, Hollywood cam, based mod

[fast garden]

fall into the abyss

friend fucking around with spt

[fast garden]

is entirely clueless as to whats causing it

very entertaining

[keen sparrow]

alright sexyman, i'm cumming coming for that ass

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1438697779902808248/Escape_From_Tarkov_2025.11.13_-_20.10.24.04.mp4?ex=6917d338&is=691681b8&hm=7d122890c2a323a3f6a5eb84fdbaf763242fb4d93853316687968f522fcf07b5&

heres a better look lmao

i havent played spt much but i have never seen shit like this

[keen sparrow]

wtf

yeah i got no idea, never seen that before

[fast garden]

can send their modlist too

oh

wait a secon

nvm

i have no idea what half of these mods are

i have a hunch

they have entry point selection on

[keen sparrow]

oh

did they enter somewhere retarded that doesn't exist?

[keen sparrow]

also i think that mod is by hazel

[fast garden]

im fucking willing to bet but at the same time idk how that mod works and they didnt mention anything about actually selecting anything

[keen sparrow]

yeah hazel's a dumbass, that's probably it

[keen sparrow]

tell them to removedogshit from their drive

[fast garden]

whelp problem isolated gg

im not sure what sylvie set but mod obliterated from the planet

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFgFZOh8M2s

Asmon going to bat for Arc Raiders

[native crypt]

Bomb reaction YouTubers

[fast garden]

dude is defending ai va

gg

i dont give a shit that they agreed for it

its like every fucking voice in the game and it sounds like shit

[wintry ridge]

real

it makes the game feel cheap even if they paid the va's at the same rate as if they actually said the lines

[glacial haven]

I mean, AI will sooner or later either replace voice acting in several regards but that won't happen very soon

AI can already perfectly replicate monotone talking but when it comes to any octave change, it starts sounding a bit off

Had to change that last part at the end, just tested a few things with elevenlabs, there were quite a few advancements from the last time I checked it out

[fast garden]

theres so many pieces of dialogue in arc raiders that just feel so distinctly ai

embark was already using it for the annoucers in the finals but those two characters i think it made perfect sense for

within the context it was used

but here it just doesnt sound great

[glacial haven]

I mean, I haven't heard it till now, so I can't really judge it

[keen sparrow]

I have not and will not play Arc, so i have no dog in this fight

I just liked him saying 'you're going back to McDonald's " over and over

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/gloop-gif-25555044

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/oo-gif-8416952011293004132

[fast garden]

the luck this run has been absurd

rd939 from some random mono before i even did BS

ksg23 right outside sarcophagus

[stark torrent]

its jus as val man

[keen sparrow]

nah.

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if i knew that something i took part in creating took 2 and a half years of someone's life.

[cyan garnet]

So true shart raiders look ass

[stark torrent]

well apparently this chick is also a sherpa

so bigger L

[cyan garnet]

Show this mf a job application and they'll crumble into dust like a vampire in sunlight

[stark torrent]

2 days ago

[stark torrent]

sir , what if they change everything again

[cyan garnet]

You bring the loot, Steamies. I bring the trauma

[keen sparrow]

The Baudelaire of our day

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

How bro felt writing that

[fast garden]

the grenade launcher makes it a worthwhile distinction

[stark torrent]

Whats the main gun in Texas?

GLOCK 19 , even the pastor got one

[stark torrent]

grenading my shit

[fast garden]

fun fact

scientific medkits dismantle into x2 syringes

i have stopped having medical resource shortages since this point

slight issue

much of my carry weigh is taken up by an actually absurd amount of meds

[wintry ridge]

@short cove 2 days

[short cove]

Cant wait to get my shiit pushed in by prestige 4s

[cyan garnet]

I cannot wait for the ground zero bloodshed

My body is ready

[stark torrent]

I am grounding my zero

[flat breach]

Tempted to get it, play for 1 hour, leave a shitty review, and refund

[stark torrent]

Idk if they will count

For steam, if ppl do that in bulk they automatically hide the reviews or delete them or shit

[cyan garnet]

Ill be on the second floor of tarbank

Straight strokin my shit

[stark torrent]

Spawn in

Instantly prone

[cyan garnet]

Iedys gonna be jackin his meat for 20 minutes in underground carpark til everyone leaves

[stark torrent]

Probably , that map is ass if u move straight up

If u want to finish the quests just sit

If u want to do pvp tasks later ( sbih ) , rush and kill the closest spawns

[cyan garnet]

Mr jaegar one of your finest mosins and a stack of your cheapest ammo to go

[stark torrent]

Terragroup lab is cancer i wish it had a second entrance somewhere idk, a broken wall or stairs outside like fire escape thst connects to 2nd floor

How is that map for starters man

[cyan garnet]

"Beginner map"

[stark torrent]

Guy goes in, jorks in office ggs

[cyan garnet]

I do wonder if theyll completely rework tasks

Probably not

Ill personally fondle nikitas balls if test drive 3 is changed to kill 50 of any target on lighthouse

[stark torrent]

Nikita said a lot of tasks got slightly adjusted, not fully reworked but we will see

Here is hoping for Test Dribe

2 as well , all of them should be kill 50 targets on X map

And its fixed

TD2 is worse than TD3 in every aspect

Map sucks, gun sucks

[vocal wadi]

Please fix sew it good please fix sew it good please fix sew it good

[stark torrent]

Oh that as well cant believe they added the zabralo back

Just remove it from Kappa