💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

OMG

CAR BATTERY

[keen sparrow]

It is kinda funny how every next sentence he says is another thing to rag on

[soft coral]

DOUBLE ACTIVE ITEM EFFECT

[keen sparrow]

to add to the pile

[soft coral]

ON TEAR DETONATOR

NAH

ITSOVER

[fast garden]

well

it was a good run ivan

[soft coral]

LORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[glacial haven]

Yeah idk, I didn’t expect him to have played the mobile variant

[soft coral]

EACH TIME

I PRESS SPACE

on lemegeton

I get 2 items

AND SOMEHOW

I HAVE HOLY LIGHT

with 11 luck

[fast garden]

how have you not crashed yet

genuinely

[soft coral]

idk

[cyan garnet]

streetspstdstare.gif

[soft coral]

I avoid pressing space

go vc you have to see this

[ancient marsh]

i remember when it popped up second when you typed "dogshit fps"

looks like nikita made some phonecalls

[glacial haven]

Well, just know, not all Germans are like him, I’ll get something to eat now, have fun ripping into him

[short cove]

Like over late 2023- late 2024

When I had a laptop which was abysmal

I cant view abm stats rn bc Internet connection is ass but probably like 400 or so

[glacial haven]

So it was out of necessity, well, fair enough

[stark torrent]

not many tbf given that i have around 1000 raids per wipe

of tarkov

even more

but u definetely destroyed ur phone's battery with that gam

[short cove]

My life is so shit, I am used to this

[glacial haven]

Man, don’t make me feel bad

[short cove]

IPad, I tbh was more of a market manipulator then anything.

I was already employed back then so that partly explains it

At times I owned 30% of the t4-t5 9x39 supply

[stark torrent]

Phone updated
Introducing your new AI Assistants

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

fucking clankers taking our jobs

[short cove]

I rn have like 17k rounds

And i think 12k of that is 7n12 is t5

[glacial haven]

So, what you’re saying, you’re an iPad adult

[short cove]

Not really, also bro ur not really tryna start another thing now are you

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

I am just calibrating

[short cove]

I am like, wearing timbs and am doing a lot of manual labour outside of my actual job, that's like most of what I am

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

good lord

[glacial haven]

Congratulations on pulling through though

[stark torrent]

his passion for PvE

LORD SEND A PURIFYING BEAM ON HIS FOREHEAD

[fast garden]

https://enterthegungeon.fandom.com/wiki/References

[stark torrent]

all the weird shit gets posted in my chat

[fast garden]

me and ivan are in vc cmon man

[glacial haven]

wdym

[stark torrent]

random link of some random shit i have no idea

technically everything but tarkov

but im joking , the game is dead , hell , i am literally posting the toxic comments to nikita's posts at this point

[glacial haven]

well, to be expected, the game had a whole ass dead wipe

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

everyone us waiting for 1.0

[fast garden]

almost perfect

[ancient marsh]

im tired of PVE players trying to get to the normal people drinking fountain

[fast garden]

another top laser

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ruckus-owner-ruckus-boondocks-gif-4570697040727547581

[glacial haven]

fr

[ancient marsh]

NO DLC FOR YA

[glacial haven]

like

[keen sparrow]

i'm not putting the laser on the left hand side, i refuse

[glacial haven]

go to the back of the bus

tf you doing here

[ancient marsh]

back of the bus*

[glacial haven]

why don't we just beat them with wooden planks

[stark torrent]

@granite coral what is a monsterans

[granite coral]

"Monsterans"? What the hell are you even talking about? Sounds like some half-assed term barely scraping by in the realm of vocabulary. If you mean "monsters" or something, just say so. Get your shit together!

[keen sparrow]

Even though it's a PoS IRL, i'm glad the D-Evo is back

[ancient marsh]

next frame, please

[keen sparrow]

idk why Nvidia chowders my framerate everytime i record, but it does

[viral egret]

hasan dog experience

[ancient marsh]

what does spt run at

[fast garden]

significantly worse

[ancient marsh]

want to move out of cordon, do ya????

⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡

STRELOK, PLACE

[ancient marsh]

in hideout

[fast garden]

hideout

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

whats urr pc

[glacial haven]

try streets

[fast garden]

inb4 i dont play streets

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[stark torrent]

not cool insulting the mans home

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[keen sparrow]

lol okay

[keen sparrow]

3050 with 64 gigs of ram and some dogshit CPU

[ancient marsh]

you know bro took 7 screenshots for the fps to fluctuate into the 90's

[ancient marsh]

doesnt sound terrible

i got i5 12400 and 4060 and 32gb

[keen sparrow]

you guys would've done better to ask how dogshit SPT runs back in 3.11

[viral egret]

i have i5 13400f and 4060 and 48gb

[keen sparrow]

4.0 is actually pretty smooth

[stark torrent]

damn i realised i actually spent a lot on my PC over the years , i ugpraded my CPU 3 times from the time of my 1st wipe

i have 5700x3D , 32 gb 3200mhz , and 4070

[short cove]

How do you got a 250mb down and up connection but such dated parts?

[ancient marsh]

and game still runs like dog buns

[keen sparrow]

State governor mandated the entire state have fiber

[glacial haven]

bro, it's just germany

[short cove]

Honestly? Based

[glacial haven]

only germany has absolute dogshit lines

[fast garden]

i7-13700kf / 32gb 5200 / 4070ti

[short cove]

I got 25 down and 8 up rn

[keen sparrow]

Even the shitstain that is Cancun, Mexico has fiber

[glacial haven]

every other country, even fucking romania, has pretty good internet for a pretty fucking good price

[fast garden]

100 fps streets

[short cove]

I7 14700k / 32gb 6000mhz ddr5 / 9060xt

[keen sparrow]

The reason this PC is so weird is it was never meant to be a gaming PC

i got it as a hand-me-down

[ancient marsh]

750 up dowwn for 9 USD a month

[short cove]

Bruh

[glacial haven]

For 9 usd a month a provider in Germany would show you what it feels like to be assaulted

[short cove]

My family pays like 40 or something fkr what we have rn (however w a fixed ip address)

[stark torrent]

not one Ryzen in sight except mine, proving i am the only smart person

[glacial haven]

i have one as well

[fast garden]

this wasnt too expensive at the time

[ancient marsh]

this guy upgraded his pc multiple times to play tarkov

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

I got like the only amd card here

[ancient marsh]

iedy:

[keen sparrow]

Streets.

[stark torrent]

xelA , pull up Cockrider's audit

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

he did the meme

[stark torrent]

didnt know they released Tarkov for PS4

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

mine doesnt even drop that low in live with a scope lmfao

[ancient marsh]

the original ps4

[stark torrent]

the gif has better average FPS

[glacial haven]

~30 - 40 fps is alright for the fact that he has a whole ass server running in the background

I got pretty good fps in spt when I tried it

[keen sparrow]

finally, someone not fucking retarded says the truth

[glacial haven]

But I got way better fps in live

[fast garden]

so?

that doesnt mean you arent playing at 40 fps

lmao

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-stalker-сталкер-флинт-сигма-gif-15010663227243103228

[glacial haven]

It does have one pretty fucking big upside tho

No server latency or timeout issues

But for that you're basically playing against a glorified chess bot

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

not an upside since youre still playing tarkov

[short cove]

Also you got a kinda really fucking dated cpu and iirc tarkov gnaws on your cpu more then anything else

[ancient marsh]

also timeouts bad ping and latency are random events in tarkov

whats that one uuuh

[short cove]

Also no loading times

[ancient marsh]

EA post

[glacial haven]

when nikita gets horny and fucks the server rack

[ancient marsh]

the most disliked post of all time on reddit

[fast garden]

"oh lag spike killa is not here"

[ancient marsh]

about lootboxes

[keen sparrow]

have i told you my CPU?

[ancient marsh]

a sense of pride and accomplishment

is what you get for surviving a raid after a disconnect

[keen sparrow]

lol, again, this is a graphic design artist's computer running SPT

[glacial haven]

The first time that Tarkov isn't the ugliest shit posted in this channel, wtf is that

[keen sparrow]

I have a 4K monitor with a 3050, clearly the setup was not made with gaming in mind

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/d9luxe-wolf-gif-8308069160251473616

[short cove]

That honestly is pretty good for a tarkov player

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tarot-cards-slide-show-cards-gif-17715091

how tarkov players were moving to tell if killa is up or not in 2023

[short cove]

What gen is your ram

[ancient marsh]

he said a cpu thats better than mine is some dogshit random

@keen sparrow how much is your fps affected by the mods you run?

[keen sparrow]

a little bit

I have noticed it's getting worse as i install more of them

[glacial haven]

Damn

[fast garden]

im gonna boot pve

go streets with a scope

[keen sparrow]

i probably should have turned this off, lmao

[stark torrent]

damn dude i thought it was a 3060 at first

who the fuck has a 3050 in this day and age man

why

[ancient marsh]

default unity UI

[stark torrent]

that gpu feels like a garage project

[ancient marsh]

bro it would be so funny if you added a replaced for flashlights so its the default unity slenderman flashlight

[glacial haven]

He's baiting

[ancient marsh]

misspelled "garbage"

[glacial haven]

Has to be

No one bought the 3050

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

2133

[short cove]

Smells like ddr3

[glacial haven]

Do you, by any chance, have a chemtrails obelisk in your living room?

[ancient marsh]

this emote is getting a lot of mileage

[ancient marsh]

its default ddr4 speeds

[short cove]

That is fucking horrific

I thought it would be mid range ddr3

Since ddr goes upto 3200

And I thought ddr4 starts at that

[fast garden]

theres no way.

[glacial haven]

To be fair, that is the default that your bios sets it to if you don't configure them or don't have auto config on

[fast garden]

theres no way.

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

hitler hold my hand hitlerr

i am scared

[keen sparrow]

i tried bro, i really did. went into my BIOS and changed shit around

[short cove]

4x 16gb 2133 mhz ddr3?

[ancient marsh]

4

[short cove]

Sounds realistic to me

[ancient marsh]

DDR4

[glacial haven]

And?

[keen sparrow]

my PC refused to stay on for more than 10 minutes, lol

[short cove]

U got some stickers on your ram?

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

no

i'm not opening my case to look at my RAM, lol

[fast garden]

gg no xmp

[keen sparrow]

yeah that shit bricked my PC

[glacial haven]

Those are Corsair Vengeance, they should be pretty stable, tf did you do to your mainboard to have it not be stable if you change it to 3600

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

Holy shit the 1700 socket which the 12600kf used is legit ddr4/5

Mb king, i wasent familiar w ur game

[keen sparrow]

Bros, my PC is a miracle on my desk that is consuming electricity, that's all i know

[short cove]

Tbh despite ram prices turning foul

[glacial haven]

A "miracle" would not crash if you use the ram speed that the kit was advertised with

[short cove]

I think w a good kit of 32 or 64 at solid speeds and a new graphics card could carry that a long way

[keen sparrow]

nah i mean, it's a mircale that it's stayed alive for like 4 years

[glacial haven]

Fair enough

What the fuck am I looking at

Why is the 32gb ram kit 110€

Did I miss something?

[short cove]

@keen sparrow You could stress test all of your components to see what

[short cove]

Ram price surge

[glacial haven]

what the actual fuck

[keen sparrow]

i already know one of my fans is going out, lol

[short cove]

Since a few momths

[short cove]

120 or 240mm?

And how many

[keen sparrow]

1

[short cove]

I mean you can run

[glacial haven]

4 x 8gb, 200€

[keen sparrow]

BRO SWEET RAM WHERED YOU GET IT

[glacial haven]

using all lanes and still only getting 32gb is abysmal dogshit

[keen sparrow]

i had a program installed that's let me 'throttle' up and down individual fans, that's how i know one of them is toast

[short cove]

There's like 2 for that iirc

[keen sparrow]

i like all this dogpiling on my obviously dogshit machine, but it can get more than 30 fps on streets

[short cove]

You should just check newegg

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

I have a son, no more fun purchases now

[short cove]

If you dont have fun you might turn into a wifebeater

We cant have more people turn into tarkov players

[glacial haven]

what

[keen sparrow]

the aylmaos are speaking by shining their baldspots at different angles

it's some kind of reflection based language

[glacial haven]

i just checked into the stream

gotta love it

nikita with a dogshit webcam mic

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/pestily

[keen sparrow]

i aint watching that shit

lemme know when 1.0 is out so i can rip the animations from the lever action

[glacial haven]

a discount

so

let me get this straight

i backed the game for the full price and some steamtard will get it for cheaper

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[short cove]

Wdym

[glacial haven]

steam version gets a sale for presale

or generally till the sale is over

[short cove]

How much

[glacial haven]

you will see tomorrow

[short cove]

Also like tarkov costed for me on the cheapest version like 70€ after all taxes and shit

[glacial haven]

lmao

[fast garden]

@cyan garnet you need to prestige

they are gonna wipe the game on the 14th lmfao

bc patch so large

just do it now

[cyan garnet]

Oh word

Fr?

[glacial haven]

yeah

at least pestily ain't backing down

if nikita doesn't immediately answer

he just pushes again

[cyan garnet]

I just starting watching

This mf dodging amd weaving

[glacial haven]

yeah but pestily ain't backing down if he avoids entirely

he really wants an answer at least

[short cove]

W?

[glacial haven]

somewhat, he of course doesn't try to alienate him

but he asks again

until he actually answers with something

[cyan garnet]

I should be fine to do it tomorrow right

Its like 4am and im in bed

[fast garden]

better hope so

[cyan garnet]

Well do ot later today

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

he won't give you a more accurate date than 14th, it's very possible that it can happen tomorrow

[keen sparrow]

Let me try Streets without graphics mods

i'm curious now

[cyan garnet]

[glacial haven]

You have like 1 day of buffer, he could wipe earlier or lock it down earlier at least

[cyan garnet]

Alright imma get up and do it now

Im not trusting this fat retard

Doing rn

[glacial haven]

Good idea

[fast garden]

with my rig

live bsg server

pve

scope and unscope

[cyan garnet]

Ty for letting me know

[cyan garnet]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

from the car exfil so opposite where you were

and with both bosses alive

[soft coral]

hearing thee type these LIVE I'm listening to a type writer ggs KING

[fast garden]

80 fps unscoped and 52-55 fps scoped

[keen sparrow]

the bosses that your CPU wasn't doing logic for, go on

what resolution

[soft coral]

even if a boss is a live he's loaded in which means cpu will calculate their farts

[fast garden]

everywhere else is 100 fps -80 fps scoped

4k

[short cove]

4k?

In this economy?

In tarkov?

[fast garden]

the bosses were fighting usec bots

at least kaban was

[soft coral]

so much yapping and yet nothing was said

[fast garden]

yeah

i get goated fps

[glacial haven]

he is basically avoiding it all

he answers the questions that were already answered

some of the stuff he doesn't even have information for

at this point an interview with a developer would've cleared up more

[stark torrent]

they dont really know english

or they dont speak it well idk

[glacial haven]

still better than nikita

[fast garden]

even nikita still doesnt have amazing english

[glacial haven]

i don't know russian

[stark torrent]

the gun designer guy that was high during the christmas tarkov TV was funny af tho @glacial haven

[glacial haven]

but they would've told us more than nikita at this point

[stark torrent]

bro was high as a kite

[glacial haven]

tf

[fast garden]

that dude was funny as shit

[glacial haven]

you tryna make me wanna work there or

i mean shit

[fast garden]

dlc for pve only

gg

[glacial haven]

Damn

[stark torrent]

for prestige

[glacial haven]

The first opinion he gave

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

And it immediately opened fire on pve players

[keen sparrow]

okay i missed something good i guess

[glacial haven]

If you can set the recoil to 0 on weapons to disable recoil without getting banned

I am going to crash out

That shit worked for like 9 years by now

[fast garden]

bossreloadskill

whats the other one

for silent steps

[glacial haven]

Algorithm

Oh fuck no

Oh hell no

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

fucking cunt

Nikita : we will upgrade ur PCs for streets im joking

[glacial haven]

Alright, performance will still be dogshit

[cyan garnet]

@fast garden

[glacial haven]

Average life span: 10:07 damn

[fast garden]

still a bugged value btw

doesnt display hours so the timer just loops back

so entirely worthless lol

[glacial haven]

How can it be hours if you can at max spend an hour in raid

[fast garden]

if you dont die

?

[glacial haven]

The fuck do you mean if you don't die

[fast garden]

also transits now too

[glacial haven]

Ah transits count as continued raid

[fast garden]

if you have been alive and not died like

6 raids in a row

all the time is cumulative

[glacial haven]

I didn't know the system worked like that, not a lot of work required to cap it at 59:59 but sure, it's Tarkov

[fast garden]

im actually gonna take a screenshot of my controls before wipe

incase theres a full control and setting wipe for 1.0

[cyan garnet]

good idea

[stark torrent]

you can save the file i think

and copy replace it

[fast garden]

yeah but thats assuming they dont add any new ones

which is what im worried about

[glacial haven]

And he fired shots towards people like Ivan lmao

[fast garden]

10 more years

that sounded like a threat

[stark torrent]

real

[fast garden]

BAHAHA

[glacial haven]

alright, to escape tarkov, i need to actually play the game

[fast garden]

NO EASY ENDINGS

[glacial haven]

shit

[cyan garnet]

ggs

[winged mica]

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[stark torrent]

Drink gunpowder and set it on fire

Thanks for the info man

[glacial haven]

i hope your power steering keeps working

[winged mica]

Thanks for saying that

It failed on me 3 times last month

[stark torrent]

Junk car

[winged mica]

I shouldnt spend money on cheap alternator

[glacial haven]

Immediately going for the throat lmao

[winged mica]

Especially from Temu

[glacial haven]

Do you not like your current limbs?

[fast garden]

thats just abi

[glacial haven]

I have an idea

[stark torrent]

+100 social credits if you praise ABI in tarkov channel

[winged mica]

Lets just say I am some fan of Marie Antoinette myself

[glacial haven]

Escape from Temu, you're a chinese factory worker and have to fight your way out of china

[winged mica]

The moment you stepped out of factory without absence, you get -100000 social credit

The chip in your lung prohibits you from breathing

[winged mica]

Praising any other countries than Russia

The KGB will talk to you tonight

[glacial haven]

Have they actually tweaked inertia since the initial release of it?

[fast garden]

a LOT

[winged mica]

They did

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[glacial haven]

Is it worse or better?

[winged mica]

Better tbh

[fast garden]

always better

[winged mica]

They made recoil more bearable is something I am happy with

[glacial haven]

Because I remember that you could literally not see for like a whole ass second when you moved

[fast garden]

the current changes they did to it for softcore are literally perfect

its not removed

its just highly reduced, it still matters but you arent a boat

[winged mica]

I remember playing 0.10 patch, holy shit the recoil was ass

[glacial haven]

Alright good

[winged mica]

Like MP5 climb like 50 feets after 3 shots

[glacial haven]

Because that was the reason why I stopped playing

It literally was impossible to see shit

[fast garden]

to see?

[winged mica]

I think recoil reduction makes pistols somewhat useable

[glacial haven]

If you moved, it was absolute ass in cqc

Dorms, only way to stay alive was to just camp a corner

[wintry ridge]

Didn't new recoil ruin the scar H for a while

[fast garden]

i remember hearing that inital implementation was dogshit

[wintry ridge]

Yeah

[glacial haven]

It was really not good

[fast garden]

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

RECOIL

OR INERTIA

IM CONFUSED

[wintry ridge]

Oh

Idk I'm late

[glacial haven]

I am talking about Inertia

[winged mica]

Your body moving at 3km/h but somehow your inertia is 1 mach / hour

[fast garden]

yes inertia is good

[winged mica]

It yanks your torso to other continent just by stopping from running

[fast garden]

recoil is good for the game right now mostly

[wintry ridge]

Old inertia was fun because it meant people were forced to commit to fights

[glacial haven]

I just remember how it was when it was initially implemented because that was the reason why I stopped playing halfway through wipe and never touching it again

[fast garden]

you mean because they didnt have a choice lmfao

[wintry ridge]

They couldn't just backwards hop out past a corner

[glacial haven]

It wasn't fun in cqc

[stark torrent]

the issue wwas you were overweight 90% of the time because the thershold was too low

so it sucked

[winged mica]

How do you like having your gun iron sight move like 40 meters to the left from just swaying around

[glacial haven]

So you either avoided fights or were really committed

[stark torrent]

like inertia when i have a backpack full of loot and gear, sure

[wintry ridge]

Yeah that part sucked but the overall time to change directions was fine

[stark torrent]

but being 35kg at the start of raid

not cool

[ancient marsh]

i legit booted up hardcore wipe naked, ran a single sprint and covered less than half the distance than the wipe before, and contracted Ebola on the spot

[fast garden]

hardcore stamina changes was the worst shit ever

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll remember first raids on interchange hunting killa

[wintry ridge]

I think stepping left to right could've been faster but like actually changing walking directions should take a second

[fast garden]

and endurance didnt work at all

[ancient marsh]

i did like 800 dmg with a scav shotgun

[glacial haven]

I didn't mind Inertia, it's a good addition

But it was just shit when initially implemented

Happy that it got better

[ancient marsh]

AD AD spam more cancer than WASDWASDWASD circle strafe

btww throwback to when a guy on official eft discord wwas dedass saying WASD circle strafes are an unintended mechanic and that if you use it or make a guide on it you will get permad on tarkov @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @glacial haven

[fast garden]

jfc

[stark torrent]

i remember that retard

[ancient marsh]

and a woman in the discord said he's stupid and he said like "you're a woman, why are you talking"

[glacial haven]

What

[wintry ridge]

Adad spam sucks but I'm more talking about the uhhh

[ancient marsh]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

[wintry ridge]

Shift E? I think?

[stark torrent]

that guy probably dropped the game

anyway

[ancient marsh]

lean walking?

[glacial haven]

Probably for the best

Yeah

[wintry ridge]

Nah the stancing

[ancient marsh]

he was dropped on the head as a baby

[glacial haven]

If you think that moving is basically cheating, you should uninstall the game

[fast garden]

slow lean or the really long sidestep lean frota

[ancient marsh]

oh like sidestep

[wintry ridge]

Yeah

[ancient marsh]

what about it

[fast garden]

5000 lines of patch notes

hoo lee sheet

[wintry ridge]

It's pretty good

[stark torrent]

@glacial haven

[fast garden]

destiny community managers get wet when their patch notes are 3000 words

[ancient marsh]

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

[fast garden]

5000 LINES OF PATCH NOTES

[glacial haven]

tf lmao

[ancient marsh]

it really isnt

[fast garden]

no one uses that shit

except for fake dead while prone

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @glacial haven @stark torrent @wintry ridge @compact knoll @soft coral

checked my steam library to download a game or two on my new laptop
library is family shared with my brother and cousin

[stark torrent]

that was a bad answer

he dodged that answer like a cuck

L

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

[glacial haven]

bro just lowkey looks bored lmao

"how much longer do i need to avoid your questions for you to take a hint"

[fast garden]

this guy loves the phrase dlc

[glacial haven]

i mean, dlc's aren't always paid but it's bsg, so he is most likely talking about paid content lmao

[stark torrent]

big expansion on Woods confirmed once again

[fast garden]

BBBBBEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGG EXPANSION WOOOOODSSSS

[stark torrent]

at this point delete streets man

[fast garden]

BEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG

[stark torrent]

give me two woods

[glacial haven]

nah man

why

[fast garden]

woods is the only map bro fym

[ancient marsh]

even more running through wooded areas with 0 happening

ivan jerking it crazy style rn

[glacial haven]

i fucking hate woods, it's the most boring ass map of them all

[fast garden]

i can play woods with one hand bro

[glacial haven]

there is 0 interactions happening

[fast garden]

best map

[glacial haven]

seeing a player is more of an exception than the rule

most you see is scavs at outskirts

[ancient marsh]

but also most consistent

can get pvp if u want

can completely ignore it almost if you wwawnt

[stark torrent]

he is showing his unheard tattoos and he is gonna promote the cult ideology

crazy timeline

[glacial haven]

near saw mill and shit, yeah but like, why expand it

[fast garden]

maybe expac across the bridges?

[ancient marsh]

"guy gets tattoo to match the one his dog had"
"tattoo means you are neutered"

[glacial haven]

i wanted to say "why not expand customs" but that is even worse of an idea

[stark torrent]

or hidden lab in the mountain

at the top

[glacial haven]

good question, can you access labs via map or only transit?

[stark torrent]

map , i think they dropped the transit idea

[glacial haven]

can you believe it, only 3 more days

[fast garden]

vbs is stupid

[glacial haven]

I mean, 5 subs for a container is kinda dogshit

[cyan garnet]

Not even a cia black site could force me to give money to a streamer

[fast garden]

he wants a piece of that pie so bad

lmfao

[keen sparrow]

PVE players getting less than PVP players even though they paid more money is peak BSG scammer behaviour

[native crypt]

i dont really get why people buy pve when spt and spt fika is free

[keen sparrow]

They believe the ‘play spt get banned’ rumour

[glacial haven]

why should everyone get drops

[native crypt]

i think the only way that results in a ban is if you run both live and spt at the same time or if you directly tell a bsg goon

[glacial haven]

what exactly are you guys talking about

was there something said about spt?

[glacial haven]

ah i thought something in the stream

[native crypt]

its all good

[glacial haven]

I can understand why they separate the pvp and pve servers for drops, their drops system is probably built for pvp only and they would have to go through a whole ass checkup to see if you even own pve

It's just the easier solution

That aside, that shit is purely cosmetic anyways

[native crypt]

has there been anything revealed in the stream or is it the same old ground that has been tread 1000 times

[glacial haven]

nothing noteworthy honestly, we'll see once the announcement and patch notes come along

[ancient marsh]

PVE is the apple product of gaming

SPT is right there and better and free but people would rather press 1 button

and get pve

on their game

[native crypt]

not to mention isn't pve 20usd plus VAT tax

[glacial haven]

I don't really think they will go for SPT but I think they will go for SIT

Stay In Tarkov, the coop extension for SPT

They will most likely go after them

[native crypt]

i didn't know SIT was still around i thought it was just fika for mp

[glacial haven]

Ah there is a new one

Well, then they will go after that one then

[ancient marsh]

?

i dont think we are talking about same things rn

i was talking about how people go for PVE over SPT because buying PVE is just more convenient

[glacial haven]

I reacted to the wrong message

[keen sparrow]

Or Fika

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

My dumbass not scrolling down

[ancient marsh]

is it pirated or what

[keen sparrow]

Good, fuck that retard

Dumbest stain Seattle has ever created

[glacial haven]

Nah, it's just the bios firmware, there have been quite a few updates for intel because the cpu's were unstable as shit for months by now

[ancient marsh]

dw they will rrelease 14nm +++++++++++++

[glacial haven]

Or even years

Hold up, I don't remember when the intel shit started

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/intel-raptor-lake-instability-troubles-everything-you-need-to-know

Since 2022

The moment you'd strain your cpu, it'd either crash the application or the literal operating system

[native crypt]

incredible

[keen sparrow]

I;ve been purposefully stalling the 25H2 update on my PC

I refuse

I don’t know what i’ll do next year, but for now, i’ll just wait

[native crypt]

yeah ive been waiting for the steam os to bail me out

[keen sparrow]

Post-update windows gonna be like

[glacial haven]

Do you play anything with an anti cheat?

[keen sparrow]

‘Oh you have that hardware”

[glacial haven]

Including Tarkov Live?

[keen sparrow]

click sorry, we don’t want poors using our OS

[stark torrent]

Yeah they were melting themselves to death

[native crypt]

not really

[glacial haven]

Then you're good

Anything anti cheat => will literally not work on Linux

[glacial haven]

Yeah, not a great time for Intel

[stark torrent]

Nope then they released those mid cpus

i forgot their name

so forgettable

[keen sparrow]

[native crypt]

i thought there was some kind of workaround for that, but if the worst comes to happen i dont really care because most recent games that have anticheat suck ass

[stark torrent]

the 15th gen

285k or shit

[glacial haven]

Maybe for user mode anti cheats but definitely not kernel

That shit will not work, no matter what you do

[native crypt]

oh well i avoid games with kernel ac anyway

[keen sparrow]

Why did they name OS parts after corn

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-popping-eating-gif-9176885

[compact knoll]

finished dispatch

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912774112768852058/1345475889265119286/Chamain_fume_2.gif

that was good

man such a good game

shit like this is so rare

all we get is tarkov

and other slop

[keen sparrow]

Play gothic 2 bro

[ancient marsh]

is what racist

that*

[soft coral]

mate its tom and jerry

chill

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

My fuckin OSRS account still exists wtf

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

we love TnJ

[ancient marsh]

oh yeah? what does the N stand for?

[keen sparrow]

ℹ️ 🇨

Shit

Oops

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[wintry ridge]

@compact knoll play quasimorph

Play project Silverfish (when it hits 1.0)

[blazing basin]

bc thats the shit that blows up when heated or something

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden you too

[keen sparrow]

Play biko 3

[wintry ridge]

Play with ur kids and get off discord

[keen sparrow]

He’s got a bottle and is laying down

[keen sparrow]

But thank you for the parenting advice

[compact knoll]

game hasnt updated in 3 months

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-of-reserve-tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-hacker-gif-4442470468788470253

@stark torrent

[short cove]

Do not give him any electric device other then a toothbrush till hes like 13, I beg

[keen sparrow]

Of course

His cousin has had a smartphone in her hands watching garrysmod youtube brainrot for the past year, she can barely talk at 3 years old

I know better

The only time he’s touched a smart device is

And that’s while he’s sitting in my lap, supervised

[fast garden]

rex might raise a kid thats not an internet wretch

gg

[keen sparrow]

He’s so far ahead of his cousin in language and cognition, it’s actually sad. It’s like watching a fucked up experiment in live-time

[stark torrent]

bro farming ragebait

[keen sparrow]

We run around outside looking at rocks and butterflies while she sits infront of a 1080p monitor watching youtube shorts.

[keen sparrow]

So he knows the tasks are shit

[stark torrent]

he had a 10 minute rant of why tarkov shouldnt be fun

and the chat didnt like it

[keen sparrow]

Where is this

Was this today?

[stark torrent]

yeah

he had interview with pest

[stark torrent]

thats diddy

[keen sparrow]

I’m having trouble finding it

[stark torrent]

ah not posted yet

it was live

it will be posted later probs

by pestily

[soft coral]

BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[keen sparrow]

Lmao

Took yall a second, lmao

[fast garden]

hm

[soft coral]

The 4 Stooges

out and about

[blazing basin]

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/n1ORdO3SfvQ?si=vb7oKuTzKwkPC3h0

[gritty python]

[pallid bolt]

is this a storyline quest?

[wintry ridge]

idk dev posts progress shots that arent just like

edited trailer snippets like uhh

beta decay

also im not surprised its taking a while, their last game was indev for like 5 years or something

last mission in the campaign took atleast a year

[wintry ridge]

yeah game "released" on steam in 2022 with episode 1-2 and ep 3 came out in 2024

[fast garden]

DR X questline

the one for all the fetch quests

talk to this person do this

great now talk to this person

x20 times

then wish granted

granter

[gritty python]

wish granted zone ruined

[fast garden]

you just have to walk up to it dont have to do anything

[soft coral]

@glacial haven @fast garden @stark torrent

[pallid bolt]

I've always thought wide leg gaps were gross, for some reason

[mortal trench]

i just watched the keynotes from axel of the nikita interview

im so close to be needing this channel

ITS PLANNED

IT WILL BE ADDED LATER

ffs

[keen sparrow]

Tarkov will just forever be a twitch shooter

Russian r6 siege

Aids

[fast garden]

you are retarded

[keen sparrow]

Eft is the worst racing game i’ve ever played

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-1346139666874943897

Walking around holding lean buttons, lmao

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

gn retards

love you all

[stark torrent]

Gn

[compact knoll]

fuck are you two doing there

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fridgeguy-happy-yay-gif-1665518787236659788

[blazing basin]

The rest have left

Also, this is how Sniper's font looks like for me

[fast garden]

man this was around when i started

[ancient marsh]

unc

[short cove]

Iirc the first 2 years are like the most important for social learning

Once that window closes its closed

[keen sparrow]

Oh well

[short cove]

You have to minmax your small human in that timeframe so bad if you want peak

[keen sparrow]

She’s fucked then

[short cove]

Ggs

[keen sparrow]

We’ve been reading him books, he knows all his letters, can read ‘trick or treat’, can count to 20

[short cove]

How old is your small human

[keen sparrow]

He’s had protein powder with BCAAs in most of his milk bottles

2 years and 4 months

[short cove]

This fella is tryna make his small human have resistance against butterfly and cupcake

And may even princess

[fast garden]

brother what

[short cove]

I mean you atleast tried to teach him stuff, he might not be turbo cooked

[keen sparrow]

Branched Chain Amino Acids

[keen sparrow]

Bodybuilders supplement with it for muscular hypertrophy

BUT

It’s also peak for brain development

[keen sparrow]

K now that makes sense

We eating graham crackers on the couch rn

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Xy4VTWE1l7M?si=emdvH2APYtttrheM

Your human in approximately 20+ months

I swear pitbulls devouring small kids are like A tier memes

[soft coral]

@short cove

[short cove]

Lidl?

[soft coral]

idk

[keen sparrow]

Yes. He will get into anime fights with dogs

[fast garden]

.

old max strn

[keen sparrow]

The person that made a furry mod for spt just got banned from the server that helped her make it

You’ll never guess how

[fast garden]

look at those retards

every one of them

[keen sparrow]

And then, my DMs

[native crypt]

must have been a hard day in middle school that day

[keen sparrow]

So fucking stupid

[winged mica]

Full Bolt Action rifle

[keen sparrow]

[winged mica]

That beanie

[keen sparrow]

Clips into the hair like a MFker

[pseudo storm]

Gonna be cold for you in winter raids

[keen sparrow]

We got Artem back

[keen sparrow]

speaking of

[pseudo storm]

???

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/grimace-clint-eastwood-gran-torino-yuck-eww-gif-4412827

[pseudo storm]

oh shit

nice

[cyan garnet]

Retard 6 going dark

[keen sparrow]

SSH had a burlap overlay for first person for shit liek this but

[cyan garnet]

The future is now

Blyat

[ancient marsh]

Unreal tournament 1999 vibes

[cyan garnet]

My god

[keen sparrow]

The red is so over the top

Thanks CoD AW

or was it infinite

who tf cares

OW

fuck

[winged mica]

Blyatpunk?

[keen sparrow]

I give it 3 months before we have the cyberpunk body in the game

[flat breach]

Why is Xalrider the face of it

[stark torrent]

Yap king

[wintry ridge]

yap god

they call him the korean eminem

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-moderator-moderator-discord-hello-discord-mod-gif-16294457176167761864

[cyan garnet]

Lead dev arguing in twitter comments in so peak

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-running-frying-pan-pointless-funny-gif-5183870484455362121

[short cove]

44 kd

[cyan garnet]

Whats the bet they dont fix transit bug

[viral egret]

they dont know how to

[fast garden]

the best thing

about bsg devs

https://tenor.com/view/odd-kast-meatballs-oddkast-meatball-meatball-gif-19944825

[cyan garnet]

I hope not it makes the guide super easy

[fast garden]

@stark torrent sniper is sending me pictures of actual shit and we are dying laughing

i got caught up on gammacord lore

including meowmachine

[stark torrent]

all night??

[fast garden]

we were in the same pub channel too

but randoms kept joining

the whole time lmfao

[cyan garnet]

@stark torrent can i get tarkov vc perms

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

[cyan garnet]

please m'lord

[stark torrent]

ye should be done

look up

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-kneel-kneel-kneeling-avgn-angry-videogame-nerd-gif-25509746

[stark torrent]

Exact moment Pestily asked Nikita if there will be sex in 1.0

[cyan garnet]

Nikita saying he wants to bring tarkov to console

[fast garden]

im honestly most excited to see what the fuck they come up with for this game on console

[tame dawn]

No way in fuck that is ever happening

[fast garden]

i just want to SEE what that is like

[tame dawn]

Keybinds alone would be insanity

[gritty python]

you’d literally need to completely rework the control scheme of the game

[gritty python]

i hadn’t even considered that part

stash tetris on a controller

[pallid bolt]

I wish I still had this much imagination

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/xyiV0YF.png

[arctic bone]

i only just now realized i didnt post that in brainfar

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/opvt1SW1Sss?si=7VQALFZ0UeXC_AXF

[vivid dawn]

[short cove]

Cuh

Thats half the price is paid

[short cove]

Bow much is unheard?

[soft coral]

"Pockets full of 🐤 im starting to walk like a chicken" @fast garden

[vivid dawn]

Not on Steam

[soft coral]

me iedy and thee

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[tame dawn]

Did they not list eod or unheard edition on steam?

[vivid dawn]

No

EoD is not available anyway

[tame dawn]

Nikita trying to dodge the gaben tax

[vivid dawn]

And unheard gets yeeted with 1.0

[tame dawn]

Greedy fuck

[short cove]

Fr?

[soft coral]

EOD was "delisted" by bsg

[short cove]

Glad

[soft coral]

whoever bought it bought it

I have unheard so I get to shit on the game the hardest

[short cove]

All here did except me or so

[vivid dawn]

At least he said its only pre order shit

1.0 is release

[soft coral]

I mean I didn't have EOD as well

[vivid dawn]

So they gotta throw it

[tame dawn]

Only eod. Still annoyed

[soft coral]

I had the first edition

I just happened to buy unheard

[vivid dawn]

Thats unheard

[wintry ridge]

no eod edition

[vivid dawn]

Obviously

[soft coral]

edited it

[vivid dawn]

Why do people expect EoD or Unheard

[wintry ridge]

tbh its actually pretty good if ur like

buying this as ur first edition

37 dollar

[soft coral]

its alright

[tame dawn]

Its still cheaper compared to buying on their own site

Once you factor out the shitty xsolla tax and charges

[wintry ridge]

yeah and also you get the uhh

ability to buy it with csgo cases

[soft coral]

it will be like any other wipe
yes I'm negative but I doubt its gonna be such a massive massive patch that it will keep the game alive for an entire wipe

I give it 3 months max and it will die

and thats pushing it

[wintry ridge]

yeah but like

[soft coral]

I highly doubt they've been reworking the quest system in the backlog so that you progress slower and not get to level 50 in 3 weeks

I somehow doubt that

[wintry ridge]

there wont be an "entire wipe" since itll be optional

[soft coral]

my point still stands

[wintry ridge]

tbh i think 3 months is probably when the nolife streamers finish the new content and then whine its not hard enough or whatever

[soft coral]

For 1.0
the simply wont be enough content for the game to last multiple months
it will be similar to before 2/3 months and the game dwindles in players

thats it

[soft coral]

its been like that for years frota

[wintry ridge]

tbf theres not really any game that can content drop months of constant gameplay without being some scummy gacha game

[tame dawn]

At least we will get steam player charts to see the dip in playercount

[soft coral]

I guess?

though you dont need charts to know it happens

[wintry ridge]

like path of exiles maybe? but thats just because their endgame is literally endless for the sake of hours spent from streamers

[soft coral]

yeah but with tarkov's case its really impactful

I finished kappa and uninstalled dude