💣tarkov-released

[arctic bone]

im building a case about him to take to hr in the backround

[keen sparrow]

Good shit

[arctic bone]

like, i know how i act in this server as a whole between the chats i participate in, and granted this is a semi-anonymous place

but mf walking up to me and asking if i know how much nut a whale produces

showing me edited pictures of people that now resemble dicks

going on and on and on about how he thinks the site lead has a bdsm dungeon in her house

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-characters-human-resources-threat-gif-14275057325210155387

or talking about how he wants to smash a random coworker despite talking aboout his girlfriend and daughter

or being a hypocrite and trying to get someone in trouble for "looking busy while doing nothing" when thats all he does

this man is a 31 y/o us army veteran

complains the most while doing the least

[keen sparrow]

Oh bro’s miserable

For sure

[arctic bone]

im gonna dog walk bully his ass the day i see his truck back in the lot

"better have that vest on boy" type shit

see if he can take what he dishes

mos was 91b

has 19k unit patches

hmm

[arctic bone]

this specifically because he invented a fake rule where everyone had to wear a vest now regardless of department so i took it to leadership and they cucked him instantly and he doesnt know i did it and i didnt tell leadership who told me to do that

[keen sparrow]

He was a grease monkey

[arctic bone]

yep

"ah drove m wun abrums"

yeah at 2mph between service lots

[keen sparrow]

I love it when vets act high and mighty when everything about their mos would be pefectly leagl to do state-side

[arctic bone]

another vet coworker checked him on his bullshit one day and i heard about it from friends who where there when i was off

he came up to the guy (much older man, DS/iraqi freedom vet) and started complaining about literally remedial bullshit that doesn't affect his job in the slightest

old dude said "i thought the army was supposed to beat that shit out of you" and then dude turned tomato red and didnt speak for the rest of the day

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

Yeah, whatever happened to ‘embrace the suck’

See, this is why i barely respect any branch that isn;t the Marines

[arctic bone]

i wore a 1765 sons of liberty shirt to work once

man said

"i thought it was 1776"

i love america but i think its over

[arctic bone]

i adopted this to everyday life and its how i cope with my shitty amazon job

leadership loves me because i do the entire department's tph by myself

(total per hour, needs to be at least one hundred)

i crack about 170 per hour by myself

[short cove]

Real, however 300blk sig canebreak fucks

[arctic bone]

the $800 psa rig in my shopping cart :

[short cove]

Wait ts is benadryl?

Bro is gon get a visit from the hat man

[arctic bone]

woah

no

stop

[short cove]

What

[arctic bone]

that's talking about drug interactions between fluoxetine (prozac) and diphenhydramine (benadryl)

[keen sparrow]

Lol, bro knows about hat man, wtf and why

Nah nah

Okay

So there’s this weird phenomenon

That a lot of people, different people with different brain chem

All see a dark tall figure with a wide brim hat

[short cove]

Which autistic online kid that likes guns and drugs dosent, also i am into a lot of chemistry but am a total teatoller

[keen sparrow]

When they trip on diphenhydramine

[arctic bone]

yeah ive heard about the retarded hat man shit, its a mass hysteria type shit because they've heard about it and expect to see it

[cyan garnet]

Its over chat the subsonic autists are yappin

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/iTp6heOMdFI?si=5yhTMSi3H3lS3vCy

Btfo goober caliber enjoyers

[arctic bone]

get a 10.5" barrel first

then get back to me

[keen sparrow]

Someone that actually shoots firearms is here

[short cove]

Its legit just 45 but kinda better

[short cove]

I wish I could

But germany aint like that

[keen sparrow]

I’m about to adopt the insanely toxic strat

[fast garden]

YEAAAHHHH BURGERVILLE HELL YEAH

[keen sparrow]

That if you have no range time, your opinion on guns does not matter

[compact knoll]

i cant man

[arctic bone]

110gr vmax .300blk out of a 10.5" barrel with 1:8 twist = sex

[compact knoll]

everytime

you did this

[compact knoll]

i can never see this character peacefully now

[stark torrent]

Glorious broke his monitor

[keen sparrow]

Is that a stre

[keen sparrow]

Dumb question

[arctic bone]

why is bro shooting shit out of pistol length barrel

there's 9mm hunting ammo for that now

[keen sparrow]

You don’t use .300 blk for its range

So a long barrel is kind of moot

[arctic bone]

10.5" godking of .300blk

[short cove]

Isent it mostly for having good energy in really short packages?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/alvin-rabies-gif-1068082502464204264

[arctic bone]

110gr vmax will fuck your face or a deer

itll shit all over 5.56/.223 coming out of the same barrel length

[keen sparrow]

These goddamn kids and their contrarian ammo

[short cove]

Like you can infact run like a 8 inch barrel reliably and still get great results?

[arctic bone]

i like 10.5 for allrounder do it all gun

[keen sparrow]

… at under 100 meters

[arctic bone]

home def

hunting

[short cove]

I am working 38,5 hours a week for a 1k paycheck

Leave me my fucking joy in life

[keen sparrow]

No.

[arctic bone]

im still going to hit that target at 300 yards

[short cove]

Kill yourself

[arctic bone]

just like im going to hit that deer at 100 yards

just like im going to hit the home invader at 5 yards

300blk

does

it

all

[glacial haven]

dayum, i heard that shit while having the app closed, azubi?

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

the lion will kill himself if he has to work a 9 to 5 for more than 5 years

[arctic bone]

38.5hr/1k is more than what i make

i say 9x39 wins

i got like 40hr/800

[glacial haven]

i think he meant per month

[arctic bone]

oh

[glacial haven]

i could be wrong here but i have not heard of a company in germany paying a weekly wage

[arctic bone]

looks like im buying a gun and getting another tattoo this month

[compact knoll]

25 dollars an hour is pretty good

[arctic bone]

i wonder does amazon NOT pay weekly global?

[short cove]

Yes.

[glacial haven]

that explains it

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/kzZPuow.png

enhance the alt-tabbening

[glacial haven]

that's 6,5€ an hour

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[arctic bone]

you're in my prayers

[short cove]

Take the hours x 4

I am getting 1k per month and work 38,5 per week

20-21 days in a month

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/kneel-knight-princess-gif-2124832552032785629

[short cove]

Since 2+ years

[glacial haven]

man, i can't make a joke without looking like an absolute dickhead

[arctic bone]

theres nothing to joke about

that is modern slavery

[glacial haven]

how long you got ahead of you?

[short cove]

About 9 more months

[glacial haven]

that's not too bad then

what's the wage gonna look like then?

[short cove]

3200 brutto

[glacial haven]

was ist das, 2.2 netto?

[short cove]

KEEP GAMBLING

[granite coral]

@proper dagger (mildew0136) has been banned for reason: fuck off

[short cove]

@stark torrent YOU TOO

GAMLE

blood keeping all the gambling to himself

Gatekeep

[glacial haven]

i am sponsored by stake

can't have another retard on my turf

hope he kills himself

[short cove]

Staking deez nutz

[short cove]

Idk maybe

[glacial haven]

in your mouth, correct

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

[compact knoll]

sleep time

[short cove]

-33%

Also so maybe 2,2-2,8

[glacial haven]

fair enough

[short cove]

Vor LOB und überstunden, nachtschichten und shit

[keen sparrow]

For future reference, assuming a 40 hour work week all year, hourly wage*2000= yearly take before taxes

[short cove]

We do monthly pay not hourly

[keen sparrow]

Wait

[cyan garnet]

!1984

[safe summit]

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[keen sparrow]

Do you get paid for the whole month but your hours constantly change?

[short cove]

I work a set amount of time

38,5 hours a week

At set times usually

[keen sparrow]

Wtf

[cyan garnet]

My condolenses

[arctic bone]

i go to the bathroom for 5 minutes and miss drama

wtf

[keen sparrow]

Hey, atleast you aren;t salary

[glacial haven]

Ist okay, 2.2 - 2.8 netto sind ganz gut

[cyan garnet]

Pvp tarkov is not for the employed

[arctic bone]

im employed and i still dont want to pvp

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-3162630526972526919

[arctic bone]

not mental illness? weve had a breakthrough

[keen sparrow]

Mfkers say skill issue but can list 100 reasons why pvpin eft is retarded and a waste of time

[short cove]

Bro die inflation fickt mich härter als alles andere

Verhandlungen sind erst wieder im dezember oder so für tvöd

[compact knoll]

Just a hacked account

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

Real

[cyan garnet]

Mental illness

It took me 12 raids tonight to headshot shturman with the m700 from 75 metres it was actually draining the life essence from me

Last kappa task

[keen sparrow]

Gotta be more like my son. Lay on your back, hold a duster above you, shake it and scream

[glacial haven]

Ja gut, damit wirst jetzt nicht reich, ist halt bei 2.2 mindestlohn, 2.8 wäre bisschen darüber

[native crypt]

He's so real for that

[arctic bone]

i hate having a brain fog tier vague understanding of european languages

like i can almost read and decipher the german text

but it causes pain in the burger brain

[cyan garnet]

This confuses and scares the burgerbrain

[arctic bone]

scare?

the fuck?

[glacial haven]

looks similar enough because it uses the same letters and the words look alike but it isn't quite decipherable

[keen sparrow]

About shit myself when i could answer the questions my coworkers were asking in Tagalog when i don’t speak a word of it

[arctic bone]

no i mean i can slightly kind of read german like i can slightly kind of read russian or ukranian

but rus/ukr causes a much larger headache

[glacial haven]

anyways, if the retards are going to send links directly, i will have to update ragequit for that

[native crypt]

Twist their nuts

[arctic bone]

i hate how i can READ a language but not understand it being spoken to me

(rus/ukr)

or speak it myself

[glacial haven]

do it like me, insult people that speak a language i don't understand

[keen sparrow]

Call their language ‘moon-runes’

[arctic bone]

i have already taken to writing slavic slurs on the whiteboard at work in response to bullshit other people write

[glacial haven]

and if you manage to find someone that is able to speak a language that is not spoken globally (like english), insult them in that language

that's what i did with the german dude in here that is currently being ripped off

[short cove]

Als facharbeiter mit ausbildung, fachkräfte Mangel mein arsch

Bezahlmangel

[arctic bone]

i work with a lot of hispanic migrants (amazon flex drivers) that dont speak a lick of english but im sure saying mean things to them would still come off negatively and i dont hold anything against them anyway

but i love cussing and demeaning the fake saftey shit in many languages

[glacial haven]

Naja, du wurdest jetzt 2, bald dann 3 Jahre lang, über den Tisch gezogen, ich kann irgendwo verstehen wieso manche Leute den weg nicht einschlagen wollen aber was willste sonst machen

[arctic bone]

"please remember to wear the finger ring scanner to avoid injury, thanks! :)"

underneath the message i wrote :

Нет✅

[next temple]

the bay harbor stretcher again?

[glacial haven]

no, gambling scam

[native crypt]

Bay harbor gambler

[next temple]

ah

[arctic bone]

you're all trained to ignore "please and thank you" type messaging yes

[short cove]

Kupferdiebstahl

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/P2gHPx3.png

[glacial haven]

Du bist nicht in Rumänien, hier sperren die dich dafür ein

[arctic bone]

dangerously close to

[glacial haven]

were / was

[arctic bone]

wurst

https://tenor.com/view/craw-king-shaboingboing-sausage-tiktok-gif-9987443431267902478

[short cove]

⅛tel pole

[short cove]

Bruh

[glacial haven]

Das rettet dich vor Gericht nicht

[short cove]

Wurdest is like were

[arctic bone]

please understand from my american brain

[short cove]

I do

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[arctic bone]

ok so now you know im a retard

sniper and the mod team already knew

no need to be performative

[arctic bone]

i hate this because me and my brother have a right gnoshing over the latest ground tour episode featuring jeremy clarkson, richard hammond, and slow slowson

peak depression will be watching top gear special reruns after the gents go with God

[short cove]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[glacial haven]

Das ist die Anzahlung für deinen Furry Anzug

[short cove]

*waffenschein

[glacial haven]

Erstmal aus der Sklaverei rauskommen, dann über Einkäufe nachdenken

[keen sparrow]

When something comparable to a .22 will disintegrate muscle tissue better than sub .300blk

[arctic bone]

where's the vmax to vmax comparison

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-try-jan-pretty-sassy-nice-try-gif-15937545

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/lou-ratchett-punch-fight-gif-536090445196061587

[short cove]

Sub 300 is a lot like 45 acp so idfk what bro was shooting

[keen sparrow]

Sees literal irl evidence

Denies said evidence

[arctic bone]

im not shooting subs out of a <8" barrel

[keen sparrow]

‘You cannot reason a person out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into’

[arctic bone]

im shooting supers out of a 10.5" barrel

110gr vmax or 135gr ftx

[brittle sinew]

Fudd lore

[short cove]

Il some day get a 300blk rifle and then I pull my own proof

[fast garden]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zastava_M76

or

more based

just sayin

[arctic bone]

or i'll save my money

https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-ar15-complete-moe-ept-sba5-lower-black.html

https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-10-5-pistol-length-300aac-blackout-1-8-nitride-9-lightweight-hex-m-lok-upper-with-bcg-ch.html

[keen sparrow]

Need me to start up 3.11?

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleep-gif-12073235593935901891

[fast garden]

gun is so peak

im just saying

should be in gamma since theres like

[arctic bone]

what if... ak was... ar10!?!?!

[fast garden]

the kar-98 that fires mauser

and thats it

but i dont think anyone has made one

[arctic bone]

i further dont like mauser ak

whats wrong with 54r

or .308

[fast garden]

in tarkov its one thing because its yet another bullet

in gamma its another because we have a single fuckin gun that shoots the bullet

[arctic bone]

fair i guess

im too retarded to conjure other mauser catridge guns

[keen sparrow]

For tarkov? No

A couple people want to make it because they also want to re-chamber my Arisaka to mauser

[fast garden]

im saying in gamma

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snoring-old-man-simpsons-snore-gif-11676353

[hallow stream]

@soft coral @stark torrent old guy wearing lidl merch in store today
his name is ivan

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

8mm kurz?

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

Gibberish to me

I never did re-chambers/weird calibers

The craziest thing i did for spt was .408 cheytac

And all of us know what that is

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-gun-gun-my-beloved-gif-13394754185433250994

[native crypt]

you have to make 50bmg ratshot for your barret

[keen sparrow]

There’s already whispers of .22 ratshot

[native crypt]

american 180 in spt would be great

[keen sparrow]

Because wtt has a ruger 10/22

Takes an oil filter suppressor too

[native crypt]

another gun for me to torture scavs with yipee

[keen sparrow]

People have wanted the dinner plate lmg but

Noone knows how to do custom animations/import from other games

There’s like 2 people, 1 is burnt out, left

The other is chinese

[fast garden]

what does that gun even fire again

[pallid bolt]

.22

[fast garden]

inside of you there are two wolves

the dp-28?

what dinner plate lmg we talking about

[pallid bolt]

oh

that one is 54r

[native crypt]

should be 54r

[pallid bolt]

thought you meant the american 180

[fast garden]

hoolee

[keen sparrow]

The exotic ammo goobers are seething rn

[pallid bolt]

prob heavy as shit so the recoil isn't too bad

[keen sparrow]

Some mfker out there will be like, ‘let’s rechamber it to .300 win mag’

[stark torrent]

Tigz died to Shadow Killa stuck in the wall

1.0

[native crypt]

the nuclear levels of bitching

[keen sparrow]

Tigz and pestily my 2 least favourite tapkob strummers

[stark torrent]

he didnt even bitch because he got jumpscared so much

hahaha

[keen sparrow]

My fav is stankrat because he’s a huge PoS

[fast garden]

i like you less and less everyday

[keen sparrow]

I mean

[fast garden]

and the worst part

[keen sparrow]

I could be a robot and say ‘burntpeanut’

[fast garden]

it always starts with me agreeing with you

[keen sparrow]

How tf does that work

[fast garden]

tigz is at least funny as fuck but i still dont like him

pestily always on some bullshit

[keen sparrow]

Yeah i just cant with tigz

[fast garden]

ive killed his bitch ass 2 times that i know of, the first time it was a 1-1 fight and he called me a cheater

the second time was on GZ helping my timmy and he was in the celling with an atlyn and rip vector

timmy died

he dies once on stream and instantly turns into stankrat but geared and actually good at the game

[keen sparrow]

Stankrat is such a fuck bro

Lmao

I get camping to gain an advantage

But making that your playstyle 100% of the time

Coooome on

[fast garden]

the one good thing he has done for the game

[native crypt]

now that i think about it i cant name one streamer i like

[fast garden]

is show that you do not need to be mechanically good to be successful in tarkov

[blazing basin]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-тарков-побегизтаркова-eft-gif-23055337

[keen sparrow]

That’s the spirit

[fast garden]

uh

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

the one that just broke his monitor

that guy is cool

[keen sparrow]

I like the guy named wind is posting that

[fast garden]

i think sheef is alright

willerz is a cunt

axel is also cool i think

[keen sparrow]

Oh man

Y’all should see the dick-riding SPT does for Klean

Holy fuck

[fast garden]

man

didnt he come in here one time after a bunch of us were dogging him

that was funny

[native crypt]

glorious is probably the only streamer that i dont hate for their attitude

[fast garden]

yes glorious is chill

love that guy

meanwhile

no generals and uh

the other one

the other super sweat

[native crypt]

i think its also that i dont like watching streams

[fast garden]

i dont either

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/espumando-foam-sick-help-streamer-gif-16683215

[native crypt]

[keen sparrow]

Oh no, the internet is being the internet

Woe is me

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-ishowspeed-gif-1290931606264393136

[fast garden]

https://x.com/Springgy_tv/status/1988288992056676846

Springgy (@Springgy_tv)

@GloriousE1 I created GloriWide, I know present to you all, "GloriHole"

https://t.co/Szal25pfzo

X · Nov 11, 2025, 4:53 PM

dude i need this gif

[native crypt]

the glorious crab emote

[keen sparrow]

Where’s the cartoon npc doing the crab walk while saying reeeeee

[fast garden]

please get off twitter

[native crypt]

i meant a diff crab but that too yeah

[native crypt]

bro never played TTT

[fast garden]

this fuckin guy

wont shut the fuck up

[native crypt]

idk just call him a bitch and move on

[keen sparrow]

Bro looks like an old school runescape mob

🥲

[fast garden]

https://x.com/RoguesTarkov/status/1988249782377124202

The Rogues (@RoguesTarkov)

When you come across a late wipe Timmy that is just trying to find his truck key

X · Nov 11, 2025, 2:17 PM

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1437890307688497274/aZZo4Yz_460s.png?ex=6914e334&is=691391b4&hm=ddac2b168cb5110ac73e4bdba75af4960aaa2988662892e42f71ec126cefc697&

[glacial haven]

My neighbour is smoking the devils lettuce and I have my window open

Hope it’s laced

Cheers

[blazing basin]

Hacc his PC

[short cove]

cuh i got big letters, small letters, numbers, underscores, special characters, tf you want more

[glacial haven]

Wish that would be possible

I would play ram ranch at 100% volume 24/7

[blazing basin]

Probably wouldn't stop him from smokin

[glacial haven]

Not really, no but it would be funny to watch

And it's a woman

[blazing basin]

[pallid bolt]

generate a 50 digit hash for your password

Falco I didn't know you were a Youtuber

[short cove]

holy shit

i actually got connection now

ping download upload

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/arabdrift-saudidrift-tafheet-hajwalah-korgholding-gif-10245549294770580523

Know what’s stupid? This is me sitting on a couch on an ipad. That’s not even cabled

I can feel the 5g cooking my testis

[fast garden]

no more kids for you retard

5g done fried ur nuts

[stark torrent]

the cock and balls situation is crazy

[soft coral]

grinding need for speed underground lowkey so fun

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-weak-sperm-weak-sperm-gif-22218729

[keen sparrow]

Bro, this one boy that i do have

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-tired-boss-gif-15443003937623411884

Omg and his 3 year old cousin who i end up watching by proxy

Because she notices when my son is enjoying anything and wants to take it from him

https://tenor.com/view/bebetwenty-gif-24481473

^her when i tell her no

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

[keen sparrow]

Fr fr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl6N5YkHk2A&feature=youtu.be

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[fast garden]

whats up with these gambling scams

[glacial haven]

idk

but there's memes about them, so i guess it's a rampant issue

but i still won't make ragequit available for other servers

fuck em

[blazing basin]

Nikita...

[glacial haven]

The funny part is, the bot was made in a way that would allow me to activate it on as many servers as I want it to

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT5PGKaJ_gU&list=RDnT5PGKaJ_gU&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kv3hCKR_I&list=RDnT5PGKaJ_gU&index=2

[keen sparrow]

hm

I don't hate it

[blazing basin]

who needs a cheek-weld anyway

[keen sparrow]

yeah, we rockin that lever-action 'chin weld' today

As much as i hate tall risers aesthetically, their real life application does have merit

[blazing basin]

The way guns tilt upwards from recoil in this game annoys me

[fast garden]

then why are they on every fucking build you post

[blazing basin]

It;s like they dont have a stock

[fast garden]

rex has a mod that makes recoil more dogshit

[keen sparrow]

big LAM go brrrr

[keen sparrow]

k, lemme turn the mod off

[fast garden]

you dont have to prove anything

[fast garden]

then put it on the side of the gun

[keen sparrow]

no

you're taking this

Here's vanilla recoil

[fast garden]

alright so riddle me this

the recoil here is worse

but in the other clip where you showed it off

the one with the mod was worse

make it make sense

[keen sparrow]

simple

you think vanilla recoil is good

[fast garden]

i think vanilla recoil is fine for the game

[keen sparrow]

with the mod again

[fast garden]

does it rebalance attachments or what

what all is that mod doing

because granted, the build as im seeing it is pretty ass for recoil control

[keen sparrow]

imma get some retarded 'i aint reading alla that'

[fast garden]

then keep it simple

[fast garden]

if its actually interesting

oh

i see

[keen sparrow]

it changes fucking everything

long story short

[fast garden]

but are those not blanket changes?

[keen sparrow]

or tl;dr It makes recoil go back more and less up

[fast garden]

i see there are different multis for weapon classes

have you edited your settings or are they mod default

[keen sparrow]

default

[fast garden]

ergo decimal points ?

[keen sparrow]

I can make an M4 with the lowest recoil possible and mag-dump

yeah it happens

floating point maths or some bullshit

[fast garden]

classic fucking bsg there

[keen sparrow]

i've seen decimals in mastering too

[fast garden]

that i have seen in live

im more interested in that ak vs max recoil ak

modded and un modded recoil

because the ak is such a high recoil gun vanilla

i wonder what version of the augs recoil is on spt

[keen sparrow]

as you wish

[fast garden]

hmmm

[keen sparrow]

i had to drag my mouse down a bit more with the unmodded AK

[fast garden]

i meant max recoil reduction build but thats still interesting

[keen sparrow]

OH

[fast garden]

i wouldnt think there would be that much difference between those two

since the only notable recoil changing attachments on that ak are like

the supressor and maybe the mod handguard

and thats like a shitty 5.56 supressor

the railed cover is right there twin 🥀

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

peaches and cream ass ak build

im a sucker for plum but thats a crazy color combo

the peanut butter and jelly

[keen sparrow]

67 recoil for AKMN sound good?

vertical

[fast garden]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

aside from the muzzle flash, that's a laser imo

[fast garden]

man

BMD always makes me wish we had functioning flash hiders

isnt it literally a flash hider on that three part muzzle device

at least one of the parts

[keen sparrow]

gg Nikita

[fast garden]

sigh

you know

they just recently added smoke grenades as something that actually work against ai

(insanely abusable)

maybe we get real flash hiders for 1.0

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[fast garden]

next time nikita posts on x

[keen sparrow]

sorry just tried something

[fast garden]

im gonna comment that

[fast garden]

when functioning flash hiders

[keen sparrow]

the guy that added this to the game

gave it as many muzzle_flash, muzzle_fume, muzzle_jet, and muzzle_smoke as possible

it doesn't obstruct view under continuous fire as much as the BMD

the most obnoxious joke muzzle brake ever concieved

[fast garden]

how the fuck is the bmd worse

for visuals

holy shit

[keen sparrow]

when you're setting up muzzle effect bones in blender

you can point them in directions

[fast garden]

so thats actually a thing that different muzzles have?

in game

[keen sparrow]

I was in VC with Epic when he was making the cookie cutter

yeah

he had them all coming out of the two massive holes on the side

[fast garden]

massive plume of flame

[keen sparrow]

you can kinda see the fireball coming out the left and right here

wheras the BMD is just all over the fucking place

[fast garden]

mostly in your face

[keen sparrow]

so i think i know what it is

nope, i was wrong

that's even worse

[fast garden]

what revelations

[keen sparrow]

i thought maybe they just had big-dick muzzlejet muzzleflash on this

no, lol

[fast garden]

do you think

[keen sparrow]

there is significantly less smoke and fireball with this alone

[fast garden]

that because its TWO muzzle pieces

they both stack

[keen sparrow]

it gets worse with the BMD

yes

lmao

[fast garden]

theres a 556 one as well

the CMD

or something

jesus christ

the literal ONLY time i ever use fucking risers in tarkov is BMD

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

as an attempt to see over the fucking rave at the end of the barrel

[keen sparrow]

ngl it's my go to on .308 if i don't care about a suppressor and want -recoil without a huge ergo hit

[fast garden]

the only reason i ever bother is because its BIS recoil mit

[keen sparrow]

CMD?

[fast garden]

otherwise theres not a single 308 gun where it matters OTHER THAN SA58

cqb556

down and right one from one mount

[keen sparrow]

oh

[fast garden]

i think the PSR 556 has a cover as well

[keen sparrow]

yeah

that

[fast garden]

maybe that cover is for the lapua only

[keen sparrow]

it's like a thread protector

[fast garden]

yeah but its mounted directly on the muzzle and shares a category

so

would be fucking hilarious if double muzzle flash from that

[keen sparrow]

let me try to make an as close to 0 recoil m4 with the CQB 556 exhaust pipe muzzle

[fast garden]

can i just say

the newest tron movie was shit

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

i was so excited for the NIN soundtrack too at least

just for it to be the same 1-2 songs cut up and remixed for the entire score of the film

movie also lost 4 points instantly for having jared leto as a non villain character

only movie i have liked him in was blade runner reboot

go back to making music under 30 seconds to mars bozo

at least that was good

[fast garden]

BEEEEG BARREL AND BEEEEG HANDGUARD AND BEEEEEEEG STOCK YEEEAAAAA

[keen sparrow]

unfortunately you are absolutely correct

[fast garden]

if i see a wrong part for bis build and its not something modded you will make me very very very slightly upset

i wonder how modders balance their components

[keen sparrow]

barely

like

out of all these handguards guess which one is BiS

[fast garden]

harder to pick with 6 color variants of each

hmmm

[keen sparrow]

Same as it ever was

All modders are afraid to make their parts better than BiS

it's retarded

[fast garden]

sir

wheres the SAI in that image

you had it on so i couldnt see it lmfao

i was gonna say

50/50 its the overmolded or vanilla

[fast garden]

yeah thats dumb

like

you can compromise

or make something more expensive

whatever

[keen sparrow]

I was the one goober that made some parts busted, but it was usually on a completely new gun

and yeah it was expensive as fuck

oh and rhedd.

[fast garden]

i dont understand why anyone would be worried about part balance when you can ultimately balance it around accessibility in this game

[keen sparrow]

his Supreme logo Louis Vuitton suppressor that had positive ergo and was like 6.5 million roubles on flea

[fast garden]

well thats just so far in the other direction its also not helpful

the great thing about tarkov parts man

things that are BIS take lots of effort to get

se-5 grips

gunsmith like 23

some base components like good barrels and shit

usually lvl 3-4 traders and some gunsmith quests

[fast garden]

make your own new attachments?

lock them behind a bullshit quest

whos stopping you

[keen sparrow]

trader assorts and quest zones

I can take vert recoil down to 39 with a suppressor

if we don't want to stare at fire the whole time

[fast garden]

god i love tarkov and bsg so much man

[fast garden]

sounds like uh

some pussy shit

[keen sparrow]

k

[fast garden]

ive seen mods that add shit tons of quests idk

idk what the equivalent effort would be

especially something like

hand over x items

or kill x enemies

doing something like the quest for the ak50 is totally different

[keen sparrow]

That's, give 15,000 roubles and 1 broken phone btw

[fast garden]

thats not as bad as i was expecting based on your reaction

other than needing item ids which is also not that much of a problem as there are resources for that

[keen sparrow]

lol

okay, how to inject your trader

like add it to the game

[fast garden]

yeah thats where it gets bad im sure

what if you just use a preexisting trader

[keen sparrow]

or even give an existing trader a new quest

better learn C# and Bepinex

[fast garden]

its not just as simple as changing a trader id or something

why would it be.

[keen sparrow]

Bro every gun i made got a traderassort, maybe, or i told people to go to the flea market and stop complaining

my favourite was when i locked the Cheytac Intervention behind Peacekeeper level 4

[fast garden]

thats a problem why

[keen sparrow]

and every pitched a shitfit becaus they wanted to use cheytac for bolty quests

[fast garden]

god bless

[keen sparrow]

HOWEVER

lol

you have to tell the game to recognise your new bolt action for all bolt action quests

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

so it requires a seperate patch

[fast garden]

i see

[keen sparrow]

yeah aids

[fast garden]

i see where this is going

aka why every new item in tarkov has some weird exclusion issue

ie new guns not working for quests

new helmets being able to be worn with tagilla mask

or put in pouches

or bags with no item restrictions

[fast garden]

because theres a fucking laundry list of shit

ar54

[keen sparrow]

don't ask

[fast garden]

please dont tell me

that its just an m4 that magically shoots 54r

[keen sparrow]

SR25*

yeah, config edit gun

low effort shit tier mod

[fast garden]

alright that pisses me off less

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's atleast in the same 'weight-class'

[fast garden]

the amount of 300 blk propaganda in tarkov is insane

[keen sparrow]

i won't lie, i do kinda hate that the SVD is like the one and only semi-auto 54r

that isn't the SVT

[keen sparrow]

TRUE

[fast garden]

what would you like to see to add to that list

[keen sparrow]

see that's the thing

wtf even exists that is an SR25 equivalent

that shoots the 54r

[fast garden]

im digging through things right now

[keen sparrow]

i don't even know what i would want, lol

I feel like i'm asking for the mutant before the mutant was a thing

[fast garden]

winchester 1895

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chukavin_sniper_rifle

look inside

[keen sparrow]

okay that's sexy

[fast garden]

its an svd anyway

but yeah

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

that one looks good

[keen sparrow]

goslinggoddamnit.gif

[fast garden]

SVU

which is an svd anyway

[keen sparrow]

make it olive green

and tell me that wouldn't fuck

[fast garden]

fuck this tan bullshit

that in OD would FUCK

[keen sparrow]

don't get me wrong

I love the peanut butter guns

[fast garden]

i dont

[keen sparrow]

but Tarkov is more like canada than it is iraq

[fast garden]

other than the XM8

so why have i never heard of this

[keen sparrow]

probably goes onto something with an engine

could go down a channel and ask

[fast garden]

yeah it is

but that hasnt stopped people from making handheld miniguns in other games

this is just

minigun but 54r

which is immensely based

[keen sparrow]

yeah that's pretty cool

[fast garden]

DUDE I CANT WITH THIS BULLET

EVERY GUN IS EITHER

[keen sparrow]

want to wade into the miyazaki poison swamp that is the war-thunder channel and ask them what vehicle it belongs to?

[fast garden]

PK MACHINE GUN

OR SVD

[keen sparrow]

welcome to my experience in tarkov

[fast garden]

transport chopper naturally

theres like

honorable mention to the AVT mosin and sv-98

[keen sparrow]

so believe it or not. i'm probably as much of an aspie for 54r as valfucker is for 9x39

i farm the fuck out of kaban for it

[fast garden]

and the dp-28 ofc

[fast garden]

dont remind me

[keen sparrow]

only to remember there's 1 gun it uses that i like

[fast garden]

the wipe where i got to like

lvl 65 or something in the first 2 months

because i did NOTHING but farm kaban

on his intro wipe

stopped playing

[keen sparrow]

how much BS ammo did you have, lol

[fast garden]

and like 3 months after i stopped i was still the highest level on my friends list for the end of the wipe

by a mile

not a lot actually

the real money maker at the time was PS

for flea market

[keen sparrow]

huh?

[fast garden]

300 rounds of PS was like, no shit over a mil

BS was rare and only spawns in his PKM and not PKP iirc

i had like 5k BT though

PS was the best round that could be sold on flea

[keen sparrow]

ooh ,that's why

[fast garden]

and since the only way to get more than like 20 rounds at a time to sell on flea was kaban

so a kaban kill like at worst would be

around 80% of the time lexos key

between 1.5 and 1 mil

priceless machinegun

300 bullets of either shit i use or over 1 mil

things guards could have

ie

rys t

taiga

basmach with 400k in pocket

free insurance fraud class 5-6 armors

some extra 5.45 BP-BS here and there

IFAKs which are always 30k

i would spawn in, rush kaban, and get out before pscavs were finished initializing

and in his intro wipe

people were HORRIFIED to push into compound

because of claymores

and the tarkov playerbase is genuinely i shit you not 98% retarded drones

so i had that shit uncontested for monthes

i came back like 5-6 months after wipe day and still seldom had anyone come to contest

god what a good wipe for me

there was a period where the claymores were bugged and would go off no matter how you went in

they usually didnt kill you but would cook ur armor

[fast garden]

but it was another time that scared the shit of people from going into lexos

i was lexoslieutenant that wipe

[keen sparrow]

weren't people able to cheese/train heavy armour with this at one point?

[fast garden]

the skill?

[keen sparrow]

yeah

[fast garden]

wasnt implemented at that time i dont think

maybe it was but

no one cared about that

[keen sparrow]

or maybe i'm thinking of lighthouse claymore shenanigans

[fast garden]

very very high effort very low reward

in either case

[keen sparrow]

i'm going to have a cigarette, then load into Customs at night and go to marked room without the key

I still have yet to go into labyrinth, lol

[fast garden]

i dont like it there

bad things happen there

[arctic bone]

holy hell

i passed out hard

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden oil up vro

[wintry ridge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5Mh-wZWkAAketm.gif

[stark torrent]

@brave rivet

[arctic bone]

i knew the game was sus. i just vibed out the store page when i first saw it.

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

translation:

first guy says about like time travelling to when hitler is born and killing baby hitler r

so the second message is saying no let hitler groww up and do his thing

[pallid bolt]

this is true, if it's actual parody, which MISERY wasn't

[ancient marsh]

i can't defend this mf anymore

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[pallid bolt]

it was just using the source material as a backdrop

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-caught-in-4k-caught-in-4k-meme-caught-red-handed-caught-you-gif-8043513456647096798

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Someone tell this retard you need to wipe your PvE to play 1.0

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-why-you-so-stupid-stupid-idiot-idiotalert-gif-19101936

retard alert

[hollow patrol]

i finessed it with the help of fitgirl's guiding spirit
game was lowkey boring

[flat breach]

They don't ever shut the fuck up, do they

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-25975446

[arctic bone]

who the fuck sells x54r and when UGH

[wintry ridge]

it looks good coop but like

i cant imagine playing it solo it looks ass

also i heard it runs deceptively bad

walk into radar station and get ur fps nuked

[hollow patrol]

yea its borinbggg

[tame dawn]

Jager and skier(after a quest) lvl 1, craft at workbench lvl 2, or scrounge around for loot

[compact knoll]

i think jaeger sells FMJ

its not good but it pens level 3 i believe

no he seels HP BT

it pens level 2?

[tame dawn]

You can right click mags, linked search, and see what ammo you can buy for it

[arctic bone]

its for a fixed mag mosin lol

oh nvm you right i can just do it on the gun

[tame dawn]

Yep, just link search the internal mag

Or the gun itself. Its a little finicky.

[compact knoll]

just dont bring mosin mags into raid

[arctic bone]

i might have been that retarded 15 years ago

[tame dawn]

I love seeing random timmy kit fuckups from kills

Like someone having a rig full of shotgun tubes

[stark torrent]

Just wait wipe

[arctic bone]

i dont wipe

i just shit

https://i.imgur.com/arnP7rY.png

[flat breach]

Phantom Wipe

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-metal-gear-solid-v-snake-big-boss-gif-6526414909388443363

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-3162630526972526919

[gritty python]

Super Ply Toiletpaper

[gritty python]

same energy

man is shtonked

[cyan garnet]

Unpack mag to top it up

Busy hands

Game releases in 3 days btw 9 years beta

[soft coral]

@flat breach @compact knoll

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/1wMDqXk.png

is there a mod that makes your corner buddy dynamic to what you have equiped

[stark torrent]

Probably not

That would be a lot of work i imagine there are hundreds of guns and attachements

[arctic bone]

even just a generalization would be cool

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/club-penguin-penguin-dj-dj3k-gif-12576490843647270053

That’s our dev

[hollow patrol]

streets of tardkov

[native crypt]

Damn that map still has town and suburbs on it

[brave rivet]

[soft coral]

ok yeah the kid can break his toe or something he deserves the DMCA takedown

[soft coral]

They got Romania Sim on GoG

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

I hate eft

Cuh how does 762 35 have more recoil then 762 39

[compact knoll]

what?

thst not even eft?

[glacial haven]

That's Gray Zone Warfare

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

sorry, shit caliber is shit

what is 7.62x35 you ask?

lmao

Here's what i think of all your subsonic shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3KYN6cdDY

[short cove]

Oblivious ass american

[keen sparrow]

i'm aware it's right there

go get a new hobby

if you have never fired a firearm...

[ancient marsh]

Or an actual room

Winter is coming and he's gaming from a shed

Its crazy

Soon he's gonna be able to run cyberpunk at good fps

Just needs to overclock

Since it will be -20 outside

[keen sparrow]

Germany can't heat their homes this winter?

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

Will we allow them?

Too far

All in good fun

[keen sparrow]

ngl i used to leave Cyberpunk on in my room in winter because the floor radiator in my room would get the room too hot

GPU begging for its life though? perfect

[ancient marsh]

Consistent heat is not bad for GPUs

Heat up and down cycles are tho

Thats why AFAIK mining isn't THAT bad for GPUs

[keen sparrow]

oh perfect, i know what i'm doing next month

[ancient marsh]

Over gaming loads

If done properly iirc damage is minimal

I think I saw it in an ltt video

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @keen sparrow @ancient marsh

follow up to the guy saving all his ammo on PVE for Wipe

The PvE brain is astonishing

[ancient marsh]

I play pve
downvote

[keen sparrow]

inb4 there's an in-raid discard limit for all that ammo

[stark torrent]

inb4 he gets flagged for RMT and banned anyway cause i doubt BSG made the thingie distignuish between PvP and PvE

[keen sparrow]

I was thinking that too but didn't want to give BSG the credit of assuming they have RMT detection at all

bet when you buy roubles it's BSG sellin them

[hollow patrol]

never goon

[keen sparrow]

Sometimes an emoji is just an emoji bro

[hollow patrol]

never goon

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1438146319980953753/ezgif-4585d4a1e8b27977.gif

[hollow patrol]

zorking it rn

[keen sparrow]

wanna watch?

[hollow patrol]

never goon

[short cove]

I got a 9060xt and a 14700k w 32gb of ddr5 6000mhz

I infact can run cyberpunk already

[ancient marsh]

And you use all that to be autistic online ggs

[short cove]

I dont think bro gets that he probably cant get the shit from his friend then

[short cove]

I hope you get conscripted

[ancient marsh]

Alright thats too far man

Thats crazy

[short cove]

Aight mb bro

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @soft coral

[short cove]

Are you prepared to escape?

[ancient marsh]

Why is Artem laughing?

[short cove]

Tarking in 3 days

Cant wait for a 2,6tb update

[ancient marsh]

Will be pushed back like Nikita hairline

[short cove]

B-but big Russian fat guy said game finished?

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-haircut-pissed-sad-gif-13841596

[short cove]

Why say finished when game not finished?

[ancient marsh]

Remember when there was a major bug in the game, Nikita was doing an interview with pestily, brings it up

Nikita says "I thought we fixed that"

They in fact did not fix that

[short cove]

I am at a professional meeting to learn shit about storage areas and floor requirements for those areas

And like a solid 20-30% of men are rocking a big ass baldspot

[ancient marsh]

You soon

[short cove]

They rolled the fix back in

[short cove]

The turkey trip is inevitable

[fast garden]

I have not once even looked up this sub

Fuck off reddit

Prewipe stuff starting?

[stark torrent]

?