💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

airspace congested

[short cove]

Dude tarkov is so shit

[stark torrent]

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU ABC NEWS

[glacial haven]

No little pit? No flying over the guard rail? Maybe a few flips over an elevation?

[stark torrent]

because physics in trying to stop an object moving 120km / h

[fast garden]

so

[stark torrent]

Im staying awake a bit to see if we find more

i want to know

i have to know

i got invested in this

fuck this

[fast garden]

YES

W CBS

[blazing basin]

what's going on?

[fast garden]

the absolute state of the tarkov community rn

[stark torrent]

car chase

OUUSKHA THEY SENT CBS

[short cove]

W xal in the car?

[fast garden]

w xal?

[short cove]

W = With

[glacial haven]

Yeah but they too slow

[soft coral]

xal mom

[stark torrent]

damn yeah the border is rly close

[short cove]

@soft coral why no new shorts

[stark torrent]

shiit

[soft coral]

haven't played at all these last 2 days

[glacial haven]

And if a plane takes off, they have to basically just wait

[soft coral]

tomorrow I go back to playing

[stark torrent]

they cant fly anyway , apparently its also a military base there with no fly zone

so not allowed

[blazing basin]

why is it relevant?

[stark torrent]

why are you here man

[stark torrent]

i mean this camera probably has 100km lens

they got to the border o7

[soft coral]

yep I can see everything

[fast garden]

LANDMARK SHUT THE FUCK UP

UUUUH WHAT HAPPENS UHHHUUU

[short cove]

Frfr?

[glacial haven]

That'd be pretty interesting to know, are police helicopters allowed to fly over the border? Like even if just a slight bit?

[stark torrent]

nope

[glacial haven]

Or is that a strict no

[fast garden]

i dont know actually prob not

[stark torrent]

like they have an actual limit inside the country too i think

x km form the border

idk if the police chopper has to tho i think that one can do whatever

[glacial haven]

Yeah, that's what I meant, are police helicopters allowed to

The news of course not

[stark torrent]

i think the cops are allowed

[blazing basin]

why not

[stark torrent]

damn how many people are going into mexico

[glacial haven]

> Fox stops pursuit
> Landmark complains
> CBS gets on it
> Landmark complains

Bro, you click pixels in a game, shut the fuck up about the technical aspect of things

[short cove]

What's his streamer item

[stark torrent]

rat poison

[glacial haven]

Probably an inflatable butt plug

[short cove]

I hope he eats some

[stark torrent]

buddy bro's pc got an error and he went and bought a new 5k one

or more

[short cove]

Also Holy fuxking shit

[fast garden]

he is a lunk head

[short cove]

In tarkov all thermals feel horrible

[stark torrent]

yoooo did she escape?

IS IT DONE

???

THATS IT

LOL

[fast garden]

i think she did lmfao

[short cove]

Atleast the two sights I tried and the 17 mil one

[fast garden]

THERES NO SHOT

[stark torrent]

NO WAY MAN

HAHAHAHA

[glacial haven]

How is there 0 border patrol or communication for this shit

[stark torrent]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[glacial haven]

Ah okay

[stark torrent]

OOOOOHH SHIT

OUUUSKHA

[glacial haven]

Tackled the bitch

Get fucked

[fast garden]

OH

[glacial haven]

Time to get diddled in prison

[fast garden]

did she get out and run?

[glacial haven]

Probably

[stark torrent]

WAIT WHAT

THATS A BLACK CAR

who is that

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[fast garden]

wrong vid lmfao

[stark torrent]

ban that guy

[fast garden]

gg

[glacial haven]

Man, what the fuck

[stark torrent]

who posted that

[fast garden]

ban that guy

[glacial haven]

Landmark

[stark torrent]

son of a bitch

[glacial haven]

You have 1 job

[gritty python]

So do you, tarkov chat

[fast garden]

DUDE SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING ESCAPED

thats insane

[stark torrent]

i mean u gonna have to keep in touch with the news i guess but yeah

i guess she fucking evaded ggs

crazy

[glacial haven]

Good question, why don't they

[stark torrent]

like how did she even get past that line of cars

[fast garden]

she did not get exfil camped

[stark torrent]

did she push in front?

how

??

[glacial haven]

There are fucking spikes in the ground, how did that not get deployed

[fast garden]

she dodged the last 4

[glacial haven]

No at the border

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

There seems to be spikes of some sort

[stark torrent]

the mexico border has armed guards for

obvious reasons

ggs

[glacial haven]

Like what are they for, decoration?

Yeah I don't care for the rest of the stream lmao

Wild, you can just evade all police by just going to mexico, that set a good example

Now we will get a speedrun.com leaderboard

[stark torrent]

About 5 minutes later, the minivan made it to the border and crossed into Mexico, officials aboard the San Diego County ASTREA helicopter confirmed.

https://tenor.com/view/respect-gain-gta-san-andreas-respect-plus-respect-san-andreas-respect-gif-27536790

[glacial haven]

GSP would've put an end to it within about 3 minutes and a wrecked police car

[stark torrent]

she is an illegal immigrant now isnt she

in Mexico

[glacial haven]

Well, who gives a shit

Usually you try to leave, not enter

I doubt the police there will do much

Bet her mom is proud of her

Real gem she is

[glacial haven]

How tf does that joke work now, she gets knocked up by a dude named Juan that then goes to the USA and his passport says "John Doe"?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[fast garden]

what is that shit man

[stark torrent]

furry fucking armand no thanks

[fast garden]

when does that happen

[stark torrent]

tommrow till wipe i th ink

11-14

[glacial haven]

Is that a fucking Kangaroo?

[stark torrent]

anyway been a pleasure gents , gotta go sleep cause work

see ya later

[glacial haven]

Have a good night

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

it happens more and more fellas

• the dad sneeze

[fast garden]

the one that alerts the neighbors

louder than a gunshot

[soft coral]

the one that the earthquake scientists detect

yes thank you reddit

damn

forgot how refreshing cold water is @fast garden @stark torrent

now I'll have withdrawel symptons

[short cove]

Worst shit they ong ever did

[soft coral]

god bless in not playing gey royale

real legends played pixel gun 3d

[soft coral]

@short cove @fast garden @stark torrent @hollow patrol @viral egret @native crypt

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

"If you leave with wet hair you'll freeze solid"

[soft coral]

i think hispanic moms are the exact same

They made the mistake of leaving out the car with the plate that says PB i instantly knew this is plovdiv

gg

i think this is the gypsy neighborhood if im not mistaken

i hate that instagram gives me the nostalgia vids at 12am

everytime

@stark torrent @native crypt @fast garden @short cove

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral call her a cannibal the way she want my meat

Is that anything?

[fast garden]

mid

[wintry ridge]

Uh huh

Hop on duckov

[fast garden]

refunded

[wintry ridge]

He got filtered by the Chinese indie peak

I understand it tho the game might be too hard for you

[fast garden]

nope just boring

and the cutesy atmosphere is kinda grating

[arctic bone]

duckov peak

[wintry ridge]

The old man's mind can't handle simplicity

😿

[arctic bone]

i bet he doesnt like country music either

[fast garden]

My aunts is pretty good actually

But it’s nothing I haven’t already seen in zero sievert and I like that games atmosphere more

Not like I’ve played it at all recently

Tarkov and gamma are right here man that’s all I’m saying

Refunded duck game and got arena battlepass with the money

Anyway metal gear solid x delta force

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/J2W9yU4.png

the fuck lmao

"i want to play a game"

shoots you with a gun from behind 30 walls 500 meters away

[arctic bone]

oh its real

[fast garden]

God bless

[arctic bone]

delta force is the type of game where you can put a p320 in a steel box inside a larger steel box 10 times, throw it into a bank vault under alcatraz, and it'll still shoot you

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/5LDn7I1.png

zs doesnt have peak achievement art

[wintry ridge]

I like duckov more than zero sievert ngl

The "out of view range" shooting feels less bullshit

Since you can invest into perks and gear to fix it instead of relying on just only using scopes

Also not getting molested by random mole rat behemoths is nice

[cyan garnet]

Im in health resort west wing rn

Straight strokin my shit

Terrible day to try and go labrys

[arctic bone]

alright i keep getting stretched in factory

should my noob ass stick to ground zero

[short cove]

Tbh gz feels so much like home

[arctic bone]

i thought factory = small = easy bands

no its the gape factory

[cyan garnet]

Insane take

Gz is ass

Only good for farming easy pmc kills

[arctic bone]

all of my successful extracts are from gz

all one of them

[short cove]

Ball crushing factory

[cyan garnet]

Factory is purely for pvp

There is no loot

[short cove]

Honestly? Real

[cyan garnet]

Like 2 safes thats it

[arctic bone]

the loot is the other dudes gear

[short cove]

However you got close to no bosses which will just Raul you

[cyan garnet]

I had to do the uzi factory test drive last night and every raid there was a homo with a axmc

Actual aids

They should kill themselves

[cyan garnet]

Learn customs or woods

Maybe shoreline too since youre playing spt and dont have to worry about being spawn killed

[cyan garnet]

What difficulty do you have the bots on

[arctic bone]

no idea

[cyan garnet]

Are you using sains

[arctic bone]

sains undertale??!?!?

yes

[cyan garnet]

Its a mod for the ai

To make them more realistic

Use sains looting bots and questing bots

Makes it more like live

@keen sparrow is the spt expert however

[short cove]

God I hate tarkov

What thermal feels the best?

Like i now tried the small i think w12 or how its called that you can put on a 45° mount

The big flir 2,25/9

And the helmet mounted thermal

And all feel kinda ass except the big flir when in 2,25

[cyan garnet]

Flir and reap ir are good

[short cove]

I just remember

There's a mod to unblur thermals

[cyan garnet]

Those small reflex ones are ass

[short cove]

Also imo, thermals are in direct firefights a LOT easier to aim w

[cyan garnet]

i think ive seen one person ever using those helmet thermals in the wild

[short cove]

As you dont see the gasses, the flash and more

Makes it a lot easier to aim

[cyan garnet]

Theyre ass im telling you rn

[short cove]

I mean i did too

However its just white gray

[cyan garnet]

I thought it would be a big brain move to use a thermal reflex on night interchange

It wasnt

[viral egret]

hello tarkoc

[cyan garnet]

Got dropshotted by a level 6

Simply outskilled ggs

[arctic bone]

what hurt more his knees or the bullets

[cyan garnet]

mf would of broken both his legs doing that

[arctic bone]

i remember being a chad and jumping out of the back of the school bus during drills while wearing converse

my ankles cried

i limped for 3 days

[cyan garnet]

He legged me when i ran up the stairs thats why im just standing in the corner like a retard

I didnt expect the 300 iq dropshot play

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/M722dNk.png

he just comes out like a turd

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral

choose your words properly, nikita

[compact knoll]

you ask and you shall recieve

[wintry ridge]

based asf

[arctic bone]

what even will bombing basis be

besides wah wah i died 584758745 times

[ancient marsh]

game being dogshit for 8 years

[arctic bone]

at this point what game isnt

[cyan garnet]

games dogshit

[arctic bone]

now sell me the better game

[cyan garnet]

every extraction shooter is dogshit

[wintry ridge]

uhhh

unheard probably

making players buy it on steam to link with the bsg account

which is just stupid

[cyan garnet]

absolute jewish move

[wintry ridge]

i like tarkov but even that just feels like a blatant cashgrab

[wintry ridge]

@flat breach can you get this dirty bogan outta here

we're tryna talk tarkov

[arctic bone]

yeah i can kinda get behind that

[wintry ridge]

i dont think i ever will review bomb a game tbh

it seems like uhh

too invested into it

[arctic bone]

it seems childish to me

i got bills to pay

[arctic bone]

bitches to get ghosted by

[wintry ridge]

exactly

like maybe misery if it ever comes back to steam but even then its still childish

the devs are a bunch of chuds and bad reviews dont change that

[wintry ridge]

can I ghost you

[arctic bone]

don't you already

[arctic bone]

but why do they make me happy all of a sudden

[short cove]

Amongus

[arctic bone]

never played it

[cyan garnet]

Mental illness

[arctic bone]

i was playing monster hunter when amogus amogussied

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pat-grass-kitten-cute-gif-15530585605117861471

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

wake up
makee coffee
send reels

[ancient marsh]

"how it feels to be unemployed 🐬 ✨ 🌟 "

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Did you figure it out

[arctic bone]

i figured out to not select factory yes

[keen sparrow]

[arctic bone]

i went to customs

someone set a bunch of grenade traps out in the open on the train platform

[keen sparrow]

ayo

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tom-holland-yoink-gif-11346283

[keen sparrow]

Surprise Partizan visit

[keen sparrow]

That was a boss btw

you were being hunted bro

[short cove]

I realised

Thermal cant fix skill issue

[arctic bone]

dude put his traps in the worst possible place

[cyan garnet]

Mr parmesian is coming

[arctic bone]

like im just walking along

"oh hey tripwires. for free. out in the open.

"

im down to my last pp19 and then i have some pistols

i refuse to reset

how useful is ai2 medkit

[keen sparrow]

For best bots I run, BigBrains+SAIN, Acidsprogressivebotsystem, so that the scavs and PMCs gear levels with me and makes sense. no more level 12 PMV wearing NODs during the day and full Level 5 plate samurai armour, then Acid's Botplacement system so they're not all in the same spot everytime, and so raids feel more dynamic and alive

[keen sparrow]

better than nothing

[arctic bone]

i have the bot placement system but not the progressive one

i think ill stay away from that one because looting iron man armor sounds cool

tfw i will never have a real altyn helmet

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-i-prefer-not-to-speak-gif-18254094

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[arctic bone]

alright fuck fine after i read the desc i download mod

[arctic bone]

erase the gene that causes this weird school lunch pizza cheese type skin

[cyan garnet]

erase the gene that causes enjoying a extraction shooter

[keen sparrow]

Start an Unheard Edition profile

Makes the game easy mode

[arctic bone]

no

i want challenge

https://i.imgur.com/k44POxF.png

what the fuck are they putting in the vodka

why does it read like vinesauce joel wrote the description

[compact knoll]

something something trump

[cyan garnet]

it's not even more of a challange on standard

it's just tedious

[arctic bone]

if i spam unheard and all the extra shit it gives and wipe like a bitch after every bad end im not gonna have a good time

https://tenor.com/view/started-from-the-bottom-now-were-here-bouncing-jumping-playful-gif-12872556

[soft coral]

@fast garden

wtf is isaac even about

[tame dawn]

show stash

Gotta escape from poverty

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/bphrilW.jpeg

[compact knoll]

poor fella alert

poor fella alert

[arctic bone]

i feel like my mom posted my first day of 8th grade pictures to her facebook with my loadout

look weird

broke

off brand shit

[soft coral]

put monster outside on balcony overnight
monster is nice and cold in the morning

natural fridge

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-smells-like-unemployment-gif-24103074

[soft coral]

Good picture

[arctic bone]

its like its winter or something

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6XXWbwAAy1XonIR6QhiG1z?si=8be4779dbe11469e

[tame dawn]

Put meds in pocket so you can hotkey them. At least the tourniquet

[compact knoll]

this shit so fire

[cyan garnet]

Stay back hes got the poor

[arctic bone]

come here boy
let me give you this cheese touch

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[cyan garnet]

Sorry no ive got too many marked keys to associate with the poors

[arctic bone]

me when i run out of guns

[cyan garnet]

@keen sparrow I've got a full dorms marked but that means i have to go to dorms and fight the end of wipe unemployed gamers

[stark torrent]

POV : Everyone in 4 days

[stark torrent]

i just wait to prestige on thursday or shit

[cyan garnet]

Ive gonna give the arena cheese a go for wipe

[stark torrent]

i mean you should its free xp and money

[compact knoll]

you got kappa?

[stark torrent]

• if they do partial wipe you get to keep the guns and shit you purchase now

so just spend all your money on arena and legas

[stark torrent]

like 1.5 months ago

[cyan garnet]

Yeah im gonna prestige tomorrow

Then wait for wipe

[soft coral]

The numbers from 0-100 in alphabetical order: 8, 18, 80, 88, 85, 84, 89, 81, 87, 86, 83, 82, 11, 15, 50, 58, 55, 54, 59, 51, 57, 56, 53, 52, 5, 40, 48, 45, 44, 49, 41, 47, 46, 43, 42, 4, 14, 9, 19, 90, 98, 95, 94, 99, 91, 97, 96, 93, 92, 1, 100, 7, 17, 70, 78, 75, 74, 79, 71, 77, 76, 73, 72, 6, 16, 60, 68, 65, 64, 69, 61, 67, 66, 63, 62, 10, 13, 30, 38, 35, 34, 39, 31, 37, 36, 33, 32, 3, 12, 20, 28, 25, 24, 29, 21, 27, 26, 23, 22, 2, 0.

[compact knoll]

you home yet?

some arena?

[soft coral]

xal

[cyan garnet]

Im gonna run all my kits on ground zero tonight til i get bored

[soft coral]

iedy

ne

[stark torrent]

i am but imma leave again in a few hours , we can play around 5-6 pm

when i finish my stuff

my dailies reset then as well

[cyan garnet]

My friend did 3 prestiges this wipe and reckons she can do kappa in 2/3 weeks of this wipe

Certified no life moment

[soft coral]

your friend needs to kill himself

[cyan garnet]

So true

[compact knoll]

your friend needs to kill herself

[stark torrent]

She

[cyan garnet]

Actual she

Know her irl

[stark torrent]

Tell her i have 9200 hours does she wanna wipe together

[compact knoll]

a fate worse than death

[tame dawn]

Commit bath toaster

[keen sparrow]

yeah at that point sell it, you'll have more fun that way

[stark torrent]

What if we held hands together in one of the Ground Zero basements waiting for people to leave so we can quest

[tame dawn]

I have more respect for mmo grinders than i do tarkov

[compact knoll]

you dont need a woman for that

[stark torrent]

i dont , mmo grinders are slaves of their own ambition

[compact knoll]

youve got us

[keen sparrow]

do we have to hold each other's hands?

can we hold peanits instead?

[tame dawn]

See, but the mmo grinders have long term investments

Tarkov, you grind your life away for a reset fueled by FOMO

[stark torrent]

my tarkov account is prob worth a small condo since its legit made so 0 chance of getting banned

compared to cheater ones of the same level

[stark torrent]

you can hold this grenade without pin young man

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-smoking-sadge-pepe-smoking-pepe-sadge-gif-16948267171533269841

[cyan garnet]

rare non wizard tracksuit gamer

[tame dawn]

Your next venture, run it down in league to iron 4, sell account without getting banned.

[cyan garnet]

you should get the outfit of whatever boss if you kill them 100 times

shturmans coat would go hard

[stark torrent]

yeah at this point with all the zesty cosmetics they keep releasing they should give us boss clothing as well

outside of arena bp or website

however , they could also sell Shturman coat for 100 bucks + tax and people would gulp it hard

[cyan garnet]

correct bsg paypigs would gobble it up

[arctic bone]

is this the same as just buying your boy scout badges instead of earning them

[tame dawn]

$70 bucks for being bad at a game

[keen sparrow]

It's like buying clears in an MMO

actually worse

It's buying a Pilot, lol

[arctic bone]

i dont even know what that means

[keen sparrow]

paying me to play your game for you

'Piloting'

[arctic bone]

yikes

an ex-friend of mine paid some dude $20 over the course of the month to join his elden ring game and drop duped runes

on ps5

[keen sparrow]

fucking console player

yup, called it

[tame dawn]

Worse, its buying an account that is so bad its a statistical anomaly

[keen sparrow]

cause you could do that shit by yourself for free on PC

[tame dawn]

Just to make clickbait content or troll

Nevermind, the market has been inflated.

Used to be harder to get to iron iv legitly without being banned compared to reaching high rank

Content creators would buy the accounts for their "iron to challenger " series, until riot cracked down on it

[cyan garnet]

Paying money to cheese a game is crazy

who am i to talk i bought unheard and extra stash lines

[arctic bone]

yeah but er is (mostly) a singleplayer game

[keen sparrow]

please

[cyan garnet]

Ive never played a souls game

No i played like an hour of ds2 and hated it

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh what rank are you

[keen sparrow]

because your brain instinctively knew it was a dogshit game

[tame dawn]

Shame on the goyim

[cyan garnet]

Seemed really ass

[arctic bone]

going from dark souls 1 prepare to die ed. w/ dsfix to ds2 sotfs was some form of whiplash for me

the movement felt off

ds3 fixed it

i didnt like elden ring

[keen sparrow]

I'm getting ads for Overgear from Youtube now

holy shit

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064998210948571274/1406904473858736258/dog_kick_ai.gif

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dontdox-lou-ratchett-gif-16592123501091033747

[keen sparrow]

chew on the glass

[arctic bone]

why does it throw a hissy fit

[keen sparrow]

It's an AI dog

[soft coral]

you chew on the glass

[arctic bone]

my AI dog would scrappy doo that mf

[keen sparrow]

how much i hate interchange

I refuse

[soft coral]

happy to know the interchange carries over even to spt

[arctic bone]

what's wrong with interchange

[keen sparrow]

how many hours have you played tapkob?

[arctic bone]

probably 2 in raid

[keen sparrow]

Probably best you experience it yourself rather than me influencing you with my take

[tame dawn]

Just go hug silly tracksuit man

[arctic bone]

i'll take john scavvington out for a spin

[keen sparrow]

Prepare to be really really bored

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-super-bowl-half-time-show-searching-looking-for-gif-20286748

[keen sparrow]

and get an MIA on your stat spread

[tame dawn]

First interchange run blind with no map be like

[arctic bone]

if you only knew how much i already lay in bed and do nothing

[keen sparrow]

If it's not KIA it's going to be MIA

[arctic bone]

i got mia'd on factory for not knowing what to do with black belly wound

[keen sparrow]

but that's what's supposed to happen

[tame dawn]

At least the extracts that dont need keys are pick a corner of the map

[keen sparrow]

this is a video game that is meant to be intense and engaging

your bed is the opposite

[arctic bone]

i dont have a desk

[tame dawn]

Just pray you went to the correct corner or have time to run across the map

[keen sparrow]

okay

what?

[tame dawn]

[keen sparrow]

k, kind jealous, ngl

[arctic bone]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

NO

NEVER DO THIS

[tame dawn]

Ok but where mousepad

[soft coral]

ok but why do we see feet wtf

[soft coral]

brother

[stark torrent]

p!eww

[torpid sparrow]

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[arctic bone]

hold on

[soft coral]

I think we need to put him down

[arctic bone]

i'll need physical therapy to correct my posture at this point because of this setup

[soft coral]

rex stop

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[soft coral]

nobody wants to see that shit retard

[arctic bone]

next time ill make sure to wear shoes

[keen sparrow]

please do

[arctic bone]

Whoops that’s a dox

[tame dawn]

The posture for this setup

[keen sparrow]

actual WoW-tard giga-slob loadout

holy fuck

[keen sparrow]

and a vape

[arctic bone]

literally

[keen sparrow]

yeah, this is peak rot-maxxing

[arctic bone]

shrimp life

[tame dawn]

How is your neck not fucked

[arctic bone]

Seating technology I guess

im super conscious of my posture outside of home so i do what i can to constantly correct it

[tame dawn]

Not the back sweat stain bro

[arctic bone]

that pillow case is literally older than me

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[arctic bone]

the blue one

[soft coral]

homosexual spotted

[keen sparrow]

What's uhh what's the loot like on interchange

[keen sparrow]

start hitting on Ivan

[cyan garnet]

Loot? No loot

[keen sparrow]

b-b-b-bbut Kiba

[cyan garnet]

only warlocks restoring their mana with killas soul

[cyan garnet]

Kiba is so cheeks

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

insane pfp

[arctic bone]

that phase is over

https://youtu.be/_SYtQJU_uds?si=vRB1OlxNbGtCtUPe

but check his music out

[keen sparrow]

If you really want an answer, that map exists to exist

[arctic bone]

map for map's sake type shit huh

[keen sparrow]

When i first started Tarkov

my dumbass

[cyan garnet]

Its dogshit

[keen sparrow]

thought the electronic store in the mall was a good place to get GPUs

why the fuck not right?

no

i didn't know any better

[cyan garnet]

You would think right

[keen sparrow]

but like.. come on

[arctic bone]

i miss specialty computer stores being local

[tame dawn]

Did the storeroom across the hall get nerfed too

[keen sparrow]

Sure they'd be cleaned out during tarkov becoming an anarchist state, sure

but atleast a rare spawn?

[cyan garnet]

Theres no loot in interchange

[tame dawn]

The little one with a few shelves?

[keen sparrow]

Interchange is literally the map of all time

[arctic bone]

the map of all time or one of the maps of all time

[keen sparrow]

THEE

map of all time

[cyan garnet]

i only go there to do the tasks then never return

[keen sparrow]

as an SPT player i skip them entirely, and DEL+Y all of ragman's task rewards

[cyan garnet]

Chumming so dogshit too

[arctic bone]

ill try the tasks first at least

[keen sparrow]

first interchange task is take a tour of the mall

[tame dawn]

Didnt it used to be good and got nerfed hard?

[arctic bone]

is terragroup scientologists

[stark torrent]

Interchange has zero loot

Zeroooo

None

That map is for scav kills and kappa quests thats it

[wintry ridge]

How does he see anything in game

[stark torrent]

Only place with good loot on that map ia Ultra Med key and maybe Kiba can be 50/50

In rest , barren

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/xFg62vP.jpeg

https://tenor.com/view/tissue-roll-hangging-suicide-funny-gif-22276377

[stark torrent]

I guess u can find PSUs early and motors

For hideout

[keen sparrow]

If i were in charge of Interchange

1. double or even triple loose loot items

2. better lighting

3. add lootables in the clothing stores that upon succesfully leaving the raid with them unlocks shit for this

Imagine being able to wear a pair of pants you found on Interchange

[tame dawn]

We gamble in back office pcs praying for gpus that are never there

[keen sparrow]

If it wasn't 3AM for me, i'd watch you stream this with a bucket of popcorn

[tame dawn]

Weapons store nerfed to shit too.

[keen sparrow]

this has to be unbelievably overwhelming

[stark torrent]

No you have to kill 300 scavs using your cumshot to unlock cum stained scav pants ( BEAR ONLY )

[tame dawn]

Vibe aiming

[arctic bone]

i found a dude at the power station and died instantly

i couldnt see shit

[keen sparrow]

Press F6

[arctic bone]

how to aim linear projectile with a vertical bar

whoops

i mean horizontal

[tame dawn]

Didnt you plan to swap to 1080p monitors?

With no desk and that setup

[arctic bone]

once i get a desk yes

but im not getting rid of my home theater setup

[tame dawn]

The scoliosis rotmaxxing goon setup

[keen sparrow]

ayo yeah, porn must be lit with that setup

[tame dawn]

All its missing is an end table with chips and tissues

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-gooning-iron-man-man-men-gif-1011476995692242027

me on my way home from work

i realistically can't have both a desk and my tv in this room at the same time unless i do some voodoo bullshit

i dont even know what that means or would entail

[tame dawn]

Wheres that one feng shui yt shorts guy

[arctic bone]

im not gonna feng shui my room

it wouldnt make my situation better anyway

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

so much repair for 1 level

genuinely such a shit game

[keen sparrow]

yeah, you saw the number?

what was it, like 291 points?

[stark torrent]

to be fair its not even worth it anymore to get that max repair as the enchantments are ass anyway

[soft coral]

again , another mechanic that bsg dont care to fix or actually make good

[stark torrent]

the 30% jam doesnt work with overheating as its a different jam instance and the MOA one is like useful in that 1% scenario

[keen sparrow]

i toss anything that isn't a rare level MOA

[arctic bone]

muh minutes of angle

[stark torrent]

during the testing phase it actually lowered recoil of the gun

[arctic bone]

why not just spray and pray

[stark torrent]

which was peak

[arctic bone]

can i put an 8x scope on a ppsh

i dont have customization unlocked

[stark torrent]

no ppsh has no customisation

on vanilla

only drum mag

simpel gun , simple life

bratan

[arctic bone]

da weapon is fine

[soft coral]

NYET comrade , rifle is fine

[arctic bone]

aiming this felt like this despite me looking at my screen with both eyes

[arctic bone]

ppsh is not rifle so i said weapon

[soft coral]

🤓

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/znHPmpUCG8c?si=C_zAPajp-pLeoS_Y @stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I hope you leave the oven on and burn on your pasta 🗣️

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

he rly paid someone to maek that dosghit armband design man

[wintry ridge]

furry armband

[stark torrent]

Also this looks like a quick money grab from Pestily and his CO. lmao , i agree he is the dad of tarkov for the promotion he gave this game over the years

But bro barely played the last 2-3 wipes lmao

[wintry ridge]

i think it looks fine but its like

too muddied? i wanna say?

[stark torrent]

i dont like it , its too flashy and design is lacking

[wintry ridge]

the guns look almost like AI slop with how out of proportion they are

[wintry ridge]

also yeah the flames just detract from the whole thing

[keen sparrow]

Gonna go die with this in my hands

[wintry ridge]

having a minimal background or just a gradient wouldve been better

[stark torrent]

how much is it , 4 bucks/

or a giftr whatever

at elast its not that much, i might get it

we will see idk

[wintry ridge]

6 dollars in US

[stark torrent]

just as a collecitble

[wintry ridge]

probably price adjusted

[stark torrent]

cause its limited

yeah its 5 euro

[wintry ridge]

im almost tempted to get it just because its tacky

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/fomo-cnft-yoda-cardano-gif-25203073

[stark torrent]

im gonna ask @fast garden if he wants the armband we can gift each other the subs

[wintry ridge]

idk it kinda fits as an armband you'd see some larper "i wouldve punched the drill sergeant" guy wearing

tactical eagle holding an m4 and a bunch of fire

you know what they shouldve done bear and eagle instead for the uhhh

2 factions

[stark torrent]

yeah the fucking kangaroo is very

[wintry ridge]

its very pestily

[stark torrent]

weird but i guess Pest has to remember ppl he is australian

[wintry ridge]

yeah

[stark torrent]

its not liek his accent is all over the place anyway

[wintry ridge]

gifting iedy the sub first so negotiatior has to give it to some other bozo

[stark torrent]

he can gift it to you

[wintry ridge]

true...

[stark torrent]

but it didnt startyet i think

yet people still donate lol

i dont understand

[wintry ridge]

no its ongoing

[stark torrent]

[arctic bone]

beta male armband

[stark torrent]

imma wait for thee to wake up i guess i think its mid of morning for him

[wintry ridge]

eunuch armband

[stark torrent]

@granite coral what is the time in Tenesee

[granite coral]

The time in Tennessee is currently around 10:00 AM. It's a chilly -4.8°C, but feels more like -9°C, so bundle the hell up if you're heading out! The weather is clear as a goddamn bell.

If you need the weather at different times, here’s the scoop:

• 12:00 PM: -4.7°C (feels like -9°C) - still clear.
• 2:00 PM: A bit warmer at -0.3°C (feels like -4°C) - sunny.
• 4:00 PM: Finally hitting 4.3°C (feels like 0°C) - still sunny.

Stay warm, you fool!

[keen sparrow]

yeah, not the flex they think it is

[arctic bone]

no

[stark torrent]

10AM

[arctic bone]

its not

https://i.imgur.com/Z4ipisg.png

[wintry ridge]

its 4 am bro

retarded bot

kys

[arctic bone]

5:30

how the fuck bot come up with 10 am

[wintry ridge]

probably on local time

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[wintry ridge]

is xela trained on like uhh

[viral egret]

the background

[wintry ridge]

current events

or is it an old data set

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/vTvsda4.png

[stark torrent]

oh shit lol

[wintry ridge]

unethical gooner

[stark torrent]

yeah bro is sleeping ggs

[viral egret]

hello iedy

[wintry ridge]

hes got the ai slop folder

[viral egret]

ba

[stark torrent]

listen , i like bad bitches , but women like Lady are tiresom af

[viral egret]

proiect la englexa

am bagat chernobyl

[stark torrent]

[arctic bone]

im a flared bob simp

[keen sparrow]

you like chicks with big cat/fox ears

[viral egret]

am luat nota 10

[arctic bone]

is why i also have a folder of the lady clone from monster hunter

[keen sparrow]

ugh

i mean rise/sunbreak is better than wilds but

[arctic bone]

but what

i enjoy monstie hoontie

[keen sparrow]

she was lame af

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920152399941861457/1435502928063500300/togif-1.gif

[arctic bone]

i played World on xbox some years ago but i just recently bought it on pc to play again without the guardian shit

[keen sparrow]

you would've loved that one bitch from xenoblade chronicles 2

[viral egret]

@stark torrent vroiam sa fac un proiect cu electronice la fizica da ma uit si vad ca o trusa cu resistori si transistori si pl mea e 100 de lei

mai bine le fac direct eu acas

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/A54N1o8.png

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-sniper-gif-9022732005398095940

what the fuck kind of glasses are those

[stark torrent]

eh idk why but i only like Myiabi's design

the others feel like clones

from the other games or your average fox girl

also myiabi has memes

[wintry ridge]

pestily just said the truest thing

[stark torrent]

or so i've heard

[arctic bone]

i like jane and ellen thats about it

i got them and then uninstalled

[keen sparrow]

I like Edna Mode

[wintry ridge]

shitload of varying quality content with an equally large shitload of bugs

[arctic bone]

tbh i'd rather just buy figures instead of gacha game

[fast garden]

My cat just woke me up at 4;30 am god bless

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

you are literally ameriakn u have the means

[arctic bone]

i miss when my ex's feral rescue would randomly decide to be sweet and sleep on my chest instead of trying to destroy me

[fast garden]

He is such a turd his does this literally all the time

One of the other cats was outside and he just cannot stand for that

[arctic bone]

mooooow

moooow

moooooooow

mooooooooooow

i dont miss that

[stark torrent]

my cat also used to meow like a retard int he middle of the night but i think he was in heat

at 3 am

it was fixed by chasing him with the pillow to fuck all

[viral egret]

my cat is neutered

[arctic bone]

https://i.imgur.com/cK3K828.png

[viral egret]

or smth

i dont recall what its called

[tame dawn]

Post the armband

[viral egret]

she has never woken me up at 1 to 5 am

only 6 to 8 am

[fast garden]

That armband is so dogshit and you mean to tell me pestily designed that shit

[keen sparrow]

gross

[fast garden]

Holy money farm pestily

[arctic bone]

you dont like jojer?

[keen sparrow]

the entire franchise

[arctic bone]

dam

im a second generation fan

[keen sparrow]

the animation style is just so

nasty

[arctic bone]

yeahh i get that a lot from people

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yujiro-hanma-baki-cooking-esquizofrenia-gif-10183314646088788512

[stark torrent]

i cant zoom

[arctic bone]

i went through middle and high school reading the manga on my phone so i enjoyed it being animated

[viral egret]

dragon and eagle

with fire

[keen sparrow]

hold control scroll up?

[fast garden]

If pestily designed the fuckin thing why can’t he post the model

[arctic bone]

that looks more like a roo than a dragon

[viral egret]

can tell its baku just by the 24 avs

abs

[viral egret]

idk it looks like it has 4 legs

[fast garden]

Baki is so fucking funny

[stark torrent]

and we start with retards

Omicron became Theta container

retard

[arctic bone]

ears and arms dead giveaway

[fast garden]

Since it’s pestily it’s probably a kangaroo

[tame dawn]

My fat orange tard will climb above my pillow, to go to my nightstand, sit on my phone and alarm and paw at my face to wake me up

[viral egret]

eod 1.0 extras will be glowing buttplug and dildo

[tame dawn]

Only for me to check the foodbowls, and they aren't empty.

[arctic bone]

i wish i had someone in my life that cared about me like this again

[stark torrent]

it's as if he heard you man

777 ?

fuck yeah

what is this 2010 humour

[keen sparrow]

okay if we're putting a kangaroo there

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[keen sparrow]

why the fucking eagle

[tame dawn]

Holy fuck thats terrible

[fast garden]

Jesus Christ

[arctic bone]

flavortown armband

[stark torrent]

yeah the guns look AI made af

[keen sparrow]

they are

look where the roo is holding it

and no straight lines

[viral egret]

one is literally bending up

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[fast garden]

Jesus fucking Christ pestily

[stark torrent]

ok so this wipe if u sub we getting 20 bitcoins and all labs cards

and the armband is from 1.0 onwards

to claim each wipe

literally p2w kek

RMT

pay 5 euro to streamer get like 20 mil + on tarkov ggs

[fast garden]

You joke

I do not believe you

[arctic bone]

come on you guys dont have credit cards?

[tame dawn]

Officially? As in bsg sanctioned with nikitas blessing?

[stark torrent]

its only for this wipe the bitcoins and shit

no he literally said yeah

i mean fuck it thee come gift me a sub

and imma give you one

[fast garden]

The bitcoins for 1.0?

Or shit for now

[tame dawn]

Just when i think that fat russian fuck can't sink any lower

[stark torrent]

no

its just now

the bitcoins

basically the remainign 4 days

or whatever

armband is 1.0 +

you can claim it every wipe like the ragman holo thingie

or pestige rewards

[fast garden]

I don’t want this ai slop armband man

How much is a gifted

[stark torrent]

it should be 5 bucks

i think

for me its 5 euro

[arctic bone]

$5 for ai sloppa or $5 for two corndogs and a 16oz dr pepper

[stark torrent]

5 euros here is a big kebab

[fast garden]

Where are you getting that for 5 bucks

I need that

[arctic bone]

kenjo

[fast garden]

CAT IS SCRATCHING AT MY DOOR

[tame dawn]

Let him in

[arctic bone]

let the baby in

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

max str can make that jump noob

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/thexfiles-xfiles-mulder-fox-davidduchovny-gif-19046265

[fast garden]

[tame dawn]

Whys he gotta look so smug

[stark torrent]

sir thats a big fucking cat

[tame dawn]

Fucker has a heating pad, is inside, chilling, and gives me the craziest side eye

[tame dawn]

~19lb of pure orange tard

[fast garden]

Dude my mom got this like

Heated house thing for outside and a warmed water bowl

Since it’s cold out

We have like

1 cat that’s actually hunting things

[fast garden]

1 cat that’s a lazy turd that sometimes does (the one that woke me)

And the 1 that’s a precious baby that’s too stupid to not die if left outside overnight

[keen sparrow]

it's a ~40 meter drop, you guys think i'll make it?

[tame dawn]

He bullies the other cat to use his ass as a pillow.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

how did u get there

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[fast garden]

Biblical levels of greed

[stark torrent]

bro inhaled SJ6000

[fast garden]

Rex found obdolbos 3

MEOOOOW

MOOOOOW

[keen sparrow]

I get to do half of lend lease and health care privacy part 2 all over again

[fast garden]

What were the complications caused by spt switching to the pve branch

And why did they do it

[keen sparrow]

you're also asking that question in a way that makes me think you already know the answer

[fast garden]

I remembered that it did but I don’t remember why or what problems it caused

And someone had a question about something

Or rather

I told them that loot generation in live tarkov, in pve, and in spt are totally different

They were hitting the redditor brain fart of “well just look at the loot in pve/spt and it’s telling” to imply cheaters are hoovering in live tarkov

[tame dawn]

Damn bro im right here

[fast garden]

Oh it was you

My bad bro

Lmfao

[stark torrent]

tell him his moms hould change lipstick i want a different colour on my cock

[fast garden]

[tame dawn]

[keen sparrow]

Loot in SPT will always be 'behind' Live PVE or EFT

[cyan garnet]

[tame dawn]

I didn't even disagree, just had no clue it was different lmao

[fast garden]

Hey I was happy as hell to find out that you simply did not know

[cyan garnet]

I looked at the eft subreddit once ages ago and it wouldnt let me comment "actual skill issue you retard"

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

[fast garden]

And then for some reason it lets me type retard and I get banned gg

[keen sparrow]

Like if they deleted all stims in Black room tomorrow, and SPT got an update here in a month, we probably wouldn't have neutered black room patch for another 4 months, lol

[stark torrent]

lol

[fast garden]

That’s really funny you say that Rex

[cyan garnet]

Ggs king

[fast garden]

It’s only a matter of time then lmfao

Because black room has been dead for months

[keen sparrow]

NO

omfg..

[cyan garnet]

Black is ass

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

[stark torrent]

yeah black has 4-5 stims now max

[fast garden]

It’ll be like

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-crying-woody-harrelson-wiping-tears-with-money-gif-6945518

[fast garden]

3 adrenaline, a morphine and a 3btg if you are lucky lmfao

[cyan garnet]

Yellow been kinda hittin lately if i can make it through the competitive cheaters

[fast garden]

Yellow, green my pookies fr

[cyan garnet]

Fr fr

[fast garden]

Green card my goat

Like I just crossed the border

[cyan garnet]

Depending where i spawn i hit green then leave or hit yellow and violet then leave

Maybe red while im there

[stark torrent]

in a silver mitsubishi van

[fast garden]

I wonder if anything else happened about that or they deadass let her go

[stark torrent]

no its confirmed she just left

nobody stopped her at the border

Her crimes were all misdemeanors speeding and the person who’s car she stole was someone she knew. It sounded like she grabbed her mom’s keys during a mental health crisis. So they had to make a decision if it was worth the cost it would take for all those man hours and collaborating with Mexican authorities. Also there was no guarantee Mexico would collaborate because again there was no major crime. She wasn’t a threat to anyone else. Closing down a major border over a family dispute isn’t going to happen.

[fast garden]

I’m still in such disbelief man

[stark torrent]

Interesting but i guess it makes sense

Fight with mom leads to me leaving to Mexico

ggs

in her car

[tame dawn]

Who

[fast garden]

Am in me mums car

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI3u4zIHpRo

[fast garden]

Vroom vroom

[stark torrent]

2 hour car chase

ends with the suspect crossing to Mexico lul

scott free

[fast garden]

Yeah I guess that makes sense then