#💣tarkov-released
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Mutant is so ass
rip mutant
instead of fixing the problems they just nerf majority of guns into being useless
heres a clip from before the last loadout changes
still same recoil
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mcx meta arena
watching this back and thinking of old tarkov recoil
man.
the hood wishes they had laserguns like this
Ive been playing checkpoint with an uzi pro with rip
real toggle aim enjoyers only
Its funny asf
you are evil lmfao
No kneecaps around here partner
Glock 18c with rip is fucking hilarious to use too
arent rip rounds irl a megameme
yes
i love this game
I can tell this mf isnt playing live just from this statement
https://underwoodammo.com/9mm-luger-p-90gr-xtreme-defender-solid-monolithic-self-defense-ammo-816-1/
monolithic ammo when
Real mfs HATE tarkov
Monolith
i love these shits like you wouldnt believe
I remember when ks23 was added and it was just a wall of death when you shot it
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
It was so busted I love it
I was helping my friend do punisher 6 on ground zero last week i just brought a ks23 with flash rounds lmfao
Poor timmy doesnt know what hit him
The fact you could just easily buy flash rounds
And that the shrap-25 buckshot was absolutely busted
The memes were great
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
rip iedy
Wore a thor and altyn with the arena ear buds and just rushed whoever i saw and shot them in the face with it

Bros pull up to dorms in meta gear, I pull up with a KS-23 and come walking out looking like a navy seal
The weak should fear the strong
this guy
@fast garden absolutely dunked on this dude two raids in a row in concordia

man i love my fucking clips
Btw why are all thermals ass to some degree
https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/jEeBJV aimpunch so bad vro🥀
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
Like the helmet one is mad inaccurate how it feels and shows thermal signatures quite badly while its like 17 mil on flea on spt
And the flir scope 2,25/9 turns into a blurred mess outside of 2,25
The trick is to learn how to play around the terrible refresh rates on the thermals
Thermals were lowkey scary in 0.12.0
what is this evil spt and good spt
the server and the actual launcher
9x thermal for like 250k
yeah the flir early wipe
sugars are super cheap
can genuinely get flirs for sub 200k
Thermals are overated except of lighthouse
And shoreline
for the first several weeks of wipe
You know my ass had invested early (bought 2 fridges of alyonka)
woaw
i need to go to bed but i like it when theres more people to talk to about tarkov
1.0 soon gents
more things to hate on
At this point I've talked more about it than actually played
I am nikitas truest believer
all arena shit
Better then gamma case
There's a mod for that
But for me its always either recognition of thermal signatures or blur
its an epsilon plust an extra 1x2
4x2 + 1x2
goated case
shove two tagilla masks in that bitch
its not at all mandatory
Thank god
its just convenient
The humble tetta container
a good way for early xp + money
i refuse to do anything aside from ffa
the other gamemodes are so ass
checkpoint slightly less so
Idek what game modes there are and I lowkey don't care
All I look forward to is doing shitty questlines
Mmmm spa tour
I love doing 6 quests in one raid of snoreline
im hoping they keep around some of the hardcore key spawns
for hardcore wipe they added shit tons of hard spawns for keys
Shotgun headshots, while looking for random bullshit, while wearing un armor, while wearing a scav vest and balaclava
like on key racks in houses etc
I like checkpoint just to meme on cunts
Aa-12 with rip vs meta paypig
i only like it for it being an alternative to the other modes for theta quest
Peacekeeper says "wear UN armor to look like UN so my guys look good"
Prapor says "wear scav shit to look like a scav to stir shit up"
My ass wearing both at once:
I read the task requirements and usually go "great another dogshit task"
I the last peacekeeping mission when that softcore change happened
My untar armour vs m61 and m995
the untar armor would not anger me so much if it werent for the fuckass movement penalty
on par with zabralo
Bro just let me put plates in it please
Makes me actually wonder how reliable actual UN armor is...
So ass i hate the tasks where you have to wear them
Simple, they only wear the blue helmet
Le brazil
Campeão do mundo 🇧🇷🇧🇷
Im gonna go labs with a gl and hope for the best
Remember, nikillyourself said that current quests are placeholders for the full release ones
We'll see
We'll see lol
Im predicted the exact same game with some new guns some new tasks, cutscenes are a shitty terminal pve mission
It would not surprise me if the first quests to pop up after the "new story driven questline" are just fucking Debut and Shortage 
Probably will run worse somehow too
Followed by setup

Shortage fr was a hardstop for me
Like 3 salevas?
I got killed by a setup gamer doing the customs test drive yesterday
Killyoirself
SETUP 6 DAYS BEFORE WIPE

W thermal?
Mp153 with ap 20
Bro thar would fuck
Maybe he broke
Cunt was just hiding in a bush near dorms lmfao
The real hardstop was finding the fucking parts to get a generator in the first place 
Setup the week before wipe is absolutely diabolical
I'd have all the shit to craft them, but not to begin crafting
Cant escape the scav vest + shotgun gamers
Mp153 is a meta for setup
Bro I have some clips to show of me doing setup in the first winter wipe
The most diabolical camping
I have spots you ain't never seen
I hide in the rafters of the new warehouse
And wait for my prey
oh yeah itll be winter maps soon
i didnt play the last winter map wipe this will be peak
There is no escaping at this point @arctic bone
You're in nikitas clutches now
I hope the ending cinematic of this new story tasks is nikita killing himself
i just wanna have dinner at Russel's man
I will send a video here later today, it's on my pc
In the meanwhile, I found this absolute drip while looking for the videos
Yeah sweet
Why no ears
When the kiver fits just right 🤌
crank one out for nikita
he died for his sins
Nikita will be in my suicide note
how i was sleeping earlier
i wish to one day feel the joy of basking in the sun and stretching as el gato do
Chat I don't think the sr-3m is really better then the as val
Like recoil stats legit are close to the same, similar w ergo
However recoil iirc is a total of 9 points lower or so
im going to ignore game stats and tell you that the 9a91 is the superior 9x39 slinger
if i ever get into gunsmithing as a hobby im going to make 9x60 for memes
wrong
All 9x39 are ass
Good luck fighting more then 1 person before that shit overheats
i can't remember that last time i switched to semi in tarkov
leave it on auto and tap fire if they're awhile away
works for me
im used to gzw where semi makes sense given the health system
bucuresti core
i like .300blk irl a lot
like a lot a lot so i wanna use it in game
are you forced to use only subs in game
vmax is in game wtf
say less
@fast garden @soft coral
wtf are you hiding in a hole
Dis u?
on a bad day like when i wake up in 7 hours yeah
I like u
Sups*
All above like 400m/s so supersonic
im too imperialbrained
400 yards per gigadonut
The river on customs
Certain spots allow you to go under water lol
no, subs
Cuh
343
I have caliber autism myself but I like 9x39 a lot and I feel like .300blk is another species of it
i used to work with a bulgarian guy at this middle eastern restaurant
his name was doni
he was cool
Hear me out
8.6 blk
god bless
Commit selfharm
are all blk cartridges x35? i need dimensions
imperialbrained but can't cartridge unless metric
Certified hood classic 🔥
do you have an elevator in there
My weather is also great below freezing next couple of days
america moment
Ye
8.6x43
What is it about autistic people loving subsonic rounds
Basically
Strong round
But silent
Vut hogh pen
your mom would know all about being fat and heavy
I shoot sgain cuz skill issue and he still dosent
Hang yourself
Face the reality timmy

Face a job
look thomas im sorry you lack the ability to read the room when we start talking about irl autism shit
Dont say that word here
Lmfao can you still do that
Ts is pure tism fuel
Hell yes 🙏
Early wipe setup gamers camping land bridge makes me want to drink bleach
I am gamers
my beloveds
I lay prone in bushes, crouched in water. no man is crossing customs river
The overlap between autism and subsonic rounds is fascinating
i like fat heavy ass cartridges ok
Please mr camper im just trying to find the water barrels in dorms
i'd rather shoot 110gr 300blk vmax out of a 10.5" barrel than 55gr .223 vmax
"Bro this raid I'm finally going to complete pocket watch"

Me in the concrete pipe stack, impact grenade in hand, ready to bomb someone for grenadier
how effective are impacts in this game
Very
Very
i remember needing 2 impacts to kill in bf4
I killed a 4 man squad with one once
based
Using the aforementioned concrete pipe spot
That spot is so good I'm not sharing it 🤫
im not experienced enough to know spots anyway
im sure there are multiple concrete pipes on a few maps
Please share m'lord
Me sharing spots depends on if I'm playing release or not
Cause I will crash tf out if I get camped by my own spots
mfw i find a cool spot in a game and popular shittuber makes a video
Literally bro
I've had that happen so many times
Figured out the tree spot by crackhouse, some snothead youtuber makes a fucking video
I remember when that general sam pretending to be a scav video dropped
So many mfs thought they were slick in their beanies and sunglasses with a shotgun
Its ass gameplay i struggle to do it
Only do it fot setup and grenadier
Same with sniping i get bored
playstyle depends on mood for me
"Man that was a good raid, time to extract with these AESAs"
Me in D2:
God reserve has the worst extracts of all time
Bro I just read books, cook food, anything but ACTUALLY play the game 
Ive transit bugged out or red rebeled all wipe
D2 is a rite of passage to becoming a real tarkov player
You must get exit camped with good loot, at least once
oh

so it's like metro-2
My favorite D2 spot is the rafters just to the left of that pic
Because you can snipe down the long tunnel and no gamer looks up
people dont look up in real life
And if a squad bunches up in the connector between the two places, they get a grenade
most people are programmed to look down
D2 always gets my asshole clenched
screenshot is gonna make me replay metro
I just know theres someone like you strokin their meat in there
screenshot is gonna make me re-read metro
Sitting in spots you aint never thought of
Meanwhile irl I'm doing some dumb shit like cooking pasta instead of playing the game
I gotta get a wireless headset if I mean to play release
Chefing up some good ass pasta 🤌
carbonara or basic bitch butter noodles
It be any pasta bro, they're all good
do you get the protein pasta or no
nah barilla makes a protein pasta that lets you double dip on protein from spaghet
i only use this shit now
get turbo itis
4 euro for 400g?? I'd rather drink protein shakes
I don't even give that much for fresh pasta
here in the states it's like half a dollar more expensive than regular
Home of the everything is expensive what the fuck
then there's bogo deals
I don't think even switzerland would charge that much for pasta
i mean sure its gucci pasta but it's not as insane as like beef jerky prices
its cheaper to make your own beef jerky ffs
Beef jerky is expensive here too, like 12 euro for 12g of jerky or some shit
Idk I bought a bag once, never again
the trick is to buy in bulk from amazon or some other place you can get wholesale quantities
i can pay ~$4.50 for one beef steak stick
or i can pay $36 for a pack of 12
However 12,7x55 aint doing it for me
Ps12b shreds
i shill the shak-12 to my gun nut coworkers as much as possible
Ash12 rips them a new asshole at close range
The gun yes
The concept yes
Bro hasnt been shredded by glucose with his ash12 yet
But there's no fuck your 4 stack ammo we pen
Ps12b has 46 pen
Smth like that
the pingor
The dih
And it costs 8k minimum a round
On spt its like 2,5k
is rouble default currency?
there's many currency so 2.5k could mean many things to my noob ass
rouble
usd
euro
bitcoin
xalrider feet pics
qrd on meme currency status while i browse traders
Got me crashing out when fucking skier pays me in euro
fuck its cut off
i found one euro item so far
i enjoy how instead of a quantifiable amount its just "A LOT"
Glovk mags
need text mod to change it to "whole bunch"
Better rhen most pistol alternatives
I think we should kill jäger
You can say that once you finish tarkov shooter
is it even possible to actually escape
and if so, what is stopping one from just adopting a low-profile rat lifestyle and skittering through shit to get out
guns be damned, live and leave
Any of you in eft rn?
yes
nothing
you'll just get shat on by shift w chads
if you come in without a gun you're tagged and scavs will rush you
Could you do a homie a favour? 🙏
i mean realistically if you come in and leave with only an p38 can opener and esbit pocket stove w/ fuel tablets and fire starter and a canteen cook kit (detachable cooking pot from main reservoir)
game logic be damned
is the lore that brutal
"meat's back on the menu boys"
mechanic sells gun mods for euros
thats about it
euro is the most worthless currencyu
Hell on earth
whats up with places that have pretty architecture being pooplands
Yeah what?
Can you do me a favour and do a side ss of a sr 3m that got:
Railed handguard w a 45° mount and that small thermal on it
Aswell as the suppressor, that gray grip and a okp7 dovetail on it? 🙏 (no i am not mechanic, I need to as a reference and I am at work for the next 7 hours)
I honestly would believe that if we had knifes
rate the shooter
was a meme someone made about their battlefield challenges, sounded like jaeger
looks 3d printed i love it
grunts in n64 goldeneye were using that bad boy
burn it with fire
chat can we ban this person for posting non tarkov stuff in tarkov
Thanks oomfie
yeah
hello sewer people
which thermal though
is this for a gunsmith or
I need a visualisation for something i have to give someone in a dnd like campaign
is this what you mean?
lmfao i'm going to take this reaper ir build to woods
And do what woth it
not the thermal btw
Bullet drop and speed is too ass to do long shots even if u see them with thermal
he meant the canted sight mount with the small red dot thermal thingy
fellow aussie calling me a spastic. Absolute dog move
Fuck around

Misery circlejerk continues (speculations) 
Woke up only to get this in dms
Imma read it when i come back from w0rk
YOOOOO
it's a lot of stuff that you could come up with on your own based on them deleting stuff and then some truths about people in ru servers trashing gsc just because
basically misery discord was deleted and this guy says that it's to hide the fact that apparently dev could just remake the game with his own assets and get it back on steam instead of using gsc ones
well it's not "just because"
no, but they're also in the right to strike someone for copying shit
they just don't see that as a "valid" reason because they don't care, a product was taken from them
i doubt there was a single person ever in the history of world saw copyrighted material being taken over and said "that's fair"
there's always someone crying about it
stalcraft
wwhy is that not DMCA's
DMCA'd
legally distinct i think 
fucking how lmao
unsure im just talking out of my ass 
Because the stalcraft devs praised stalker and didnt call the devs nazis and shit
Misery dev deserves it , fuck him
well yeah that's my point
that this thing isn't about like
dmca violation
it's people the devs don't like violating dmca
stalcraft devs seem kinda chill like that fr fr idk tho
Yes instead the whole menu will be missing because backend error
I hope
sincerely
are these misery models or stalcraft?
stalcraft
riight
the ppl that care about shit like this have never been steam early access victims
I mean
clearly the reddit cares for such a weird change
its like apple fanboys
WOAH they changed the location of this button
caring about what any reddit for games says
this is revolutionary

this is from shadow of chernobyl
dog
In the first 1 hour of this happening I'm like why did GSC do that thats unjustified but then as the situation developed we realized that the misery dev is a troglydite and should be banned from making games if he makes such comments 
the dude brought this up too, i think it's also the fact that it's a free game even if it contains shit P2W stuff
like donations, paywalls, pay to win etc stuff seems to be a gray area
misery was a paid game and re-using gsc assets
basically just a ripoff to make money
which assets did he re-use exactly?
"re-use" was a bad word, so far players just uncovered leftover assets or similar structures in the world
but if it's there then there might be more
ye...its a rabbit hole
i said it once, if i had the game i'd dig through it in my free time just to see 
guitar songs were also brought up
same like I did with anomaly oggs
dirge on the planet guitar version which was made specifically for SoC
was re-used and left in the files
Ban ivan fuck him

if you look at singular evidence it may not be a case, but as a sum of it's parts there's a ton of shit you can find out
and even more had they left all the discords and didn't delete messages
careful there sir I know where you live
at this point it looks like:
- Get rid of all the uncomfortable evidence
- Get rid of all potential stolen assets
- Re-release the game again, while gaining more due to the attention that whole situation brought
- Profit
I mean even if assets arent used ever and are just hidden in the game files
its ultimately the fact that he did steal them and probably at some point planned on using them

or lazy dev didn't care to clean up after using a stalker asset pack
or sumn
either way - it's there
point still stands
- having a mouthful
yeah his comments dont win him favours
calling gsc gey and stuff
this isn't the sand playground where you can call anyone whatever you like
To the biggest part yes, but w the stock stock and that 45° tilt thermal sight that got shit quality
Makes you able to check bushes n shit for people without committing to a thermal optic in general or to the head mount
So far
MISERY:
- Young dev with a horrible history of messages and political affiliation
- Publishing a paid mock-up of stalker
- Named the same as large overhaul for CoP (possibly to promote the game/ride on the popularity of the mod)
- Keen on cutting corners and re-using assets
- Willing to spread malice upon being struck down instead of handling it like an adult
- Not shy to hiding evidence or removing entire servers that may paint a different picture on them and their project
We'll see where it goes next
"we'll see where it goes"
sir obviously downhill

worst part is that people are willing to forgive and forget so many things
so it might end up being what i said above
anyone that comes into their stuff saying "censorship, woe the truth upon ye" will just get banned and claimed to be spreading lies
the rest will forget because players just want a product they enjoy
tryna understand women is useless
they put on matte powder to make their face NOT shine and then put on highlighter to make it shine
what the fuck
@soft coral the luckiest man alive
oh
yeah he had a hospital bed in his future like 5 times in that clip
ah the amerikanski is awake

REX IS UP, EVERYONE HIDE THE ASIAN WOMEN
lol, sup
do not sup me you fiend
Hide your phillino brides rex is in chat
was married to a chick from Cebu for like 4 years
Ive been to cebu
so yeah, the stereotype is real
Shit was awesome
bEcAuSe tHe NaTuRaL sHiNe iS oIlY 
drinking Red Horse while walking the beach?
shut yo bitchass
respectfully
okay rude

Don't try to understand it. Theres primer and masks and a ton of other shit
had me until i read groin
I just look at the growing hoard of random bottles and cremes and say what smells good or not
clearly it's a different shine 
I find the inevitable chair that is in the store and sit
or i ask a sales associate 'where's the boyfriend chair'
they chuckle and know exactly what i mean and show me to it
Because at the end of the day, i want mall food

Wait we have
on this server? Amazing
emoji expansion
All time best emote for real, up there with
, omegalul and 
Sometimes i look for random lotion or makeup bottles that look interesting to point out
Good for farming brownie points and gift ideas
okay there is one product where i do stand at attention and contribute
Candles.
You better pipe up at candles because if she buys some shit and you don't like the smell of it, you're stuck with it or you're stealing it and hiding it
Like this stuff
I don't trust stuff that's that cute
Candle shopping is a joint effort for real
finding anything pokemon related or just random works too
On God this is the best seasonal candle
literally smells like pine trees and roasted marshmallows
black magic
S tier
not really true
the "planned to use them eventually" part
The key is to raid the bed bath and bodyworks store around holiday time sales
That's exactly what we do
Escape with a years worth of candles, rinse and repeat
You just have to fight the hoard of grandmas
Plus grab a few extra soaps or lotion bottles for emergency gifts.
oh yeah, it's never just candles
The stores i dread are Hot Topic and Lunchbox
both the nerdy funko-pop-enjoyer stores
Hot Topic used to be good. like 15 years ago
Bro i went into a hot topic for the first time in years
Terrible fucking experience.
unrecognisable
i'd say a 'shadow of it's former self' but a shadow can mean like.. darkness or black
none of which hot topic has anymore
Wife wanted leggings for a cosplay outfit. It was nothing but the most edgy shit, and a strange amount of older grandmas browsing the lingerie and toy section near the infinite wall of edgy shot glasses
Walking in there only to immediately feel this:
Never felt a more immediate need to run away than that store
So much "dude weed lmao i banged your girlfriend, wanna listen to linkin park XD owo" energy
now it's all junji ito and rick and morty
Ughhhh the rick and morty shit
The whole store is an exclusion zone
Went to look for band tees, immediately flashbanged by nefarious wyvern products
Never again
@keen sparrow
Orange
Newspaper
Those metal spikes they use to keep birds off things
Double flashed by some homo in factory
His boyfriend one tapped me with axmc
Check damage done
385 to body 580 to armour
Lmfao this mf got so lucky i was just sprayin
yeah, that's the ticket
bulgaria doesn't have Oranges or paper?
we do
That orange one is probably the most optimal
i've heard cayenne or paprika works too
well
and now send THE gif
i know it does, had to sprinkle it on the yard garden
@stark torrent chekkanya 15
i cant stop thinking about it everytime i see this bitch
he actually sent it
AY AY AYYYY

WOAHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHITE MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yeah and i feel like the monster wont have an influence on it
i know retard
yeah ok retard
i also know its gonna still have less fps than mine
ayo, you can change a game's resolution to 2k while on a 4k monitor btw
2k is still bigger than this one
1650x1050
shit
1080 monitors are bigger
My chief complaint about having a 4k monitor is actually having to turn my fucking neck to look at different corners of my screen
haveing to crane my neck was annoying
bro you can get a 1080 second hand for about as much money as the cats food
and oh my god bossing in OSRS on a 4k monitor is cheeks
give hte money and i will
here comes peepostare
no
youre east european I'm balkan
kid thinks we have money

"as much money as the cats food"
isn't cat food expensive
Like 20 or so bucks?
or do you give teh cat butterbrod and call it a day?
artem on his estrogen arc
Fuck kinda cat food you got
IDK DUDE
damnnn
leave me alone khazakhstanski
ayo?

Bro thinks they wipe w rocks
Prove me wrong
Stolen valor
🇷🇴


Shit is so expensive fr
I have two and they are some expensive little shits
5 days left
blow up
fake asf
explain?
ah no nothing bad, just the devs of the Misery game
i got a golden one too + some lunch
their developer server or sumn
caught
finishing my second monster of today
i mean if this is related to the dev of misery and the whole shaggigilagig with that i dont think dude deserves a mute or anything does he
sir its 1pm
no he will be vaporised

And so it shall be. Praise the moderation team
automod it now
ban the user
make an announcements post flaming them

ping everyone too
yep exactly
What's the bit about Misery?
the developer got evil and his game was vaporized by gsc
wtong pinged
wrong
p.. ..i ng..

Wait, got evil?
Oh
And still has a ton of staff members with ZOV tags and so on
I'd like to report a sus account
SIX alt roblox accounts! and the steam account is in a "femboy" group. Seems like a certain kind of creep
So yeah, not the best case for optics
STALKER-adjacent thing try not to polarize people challenge impossible
The humble ban xalrider
larmge robert alt
Literally who cares 
There's nothing wrong with the discord profile

INSANE PEAK DUDE
played this so much as a kid
@stark torrent

Chicken Invaders 2 Main Theme song
The music in my intro belongs to InterAction studios, who made chicken invaders 2. here is a link to their website.
https://www.interactionstudios.com/
i remember when i finished the game and this played
KING GGS
GGS
Months ago
Not even "he was a kid he didn't know any better"
I just read some shit that was posted in here when he was 16, he doesn't seem to have changed much about that view, so I believe it
mfs taking me on a nostalgia trip
Yeah not a good look either calling GSC a bunch of "retards" over the strike
@granite coral what is Jaczz Jackrabbit
Jack Jackrabbit? What a ridiculous name. It sounds like some half-assed cartoon character that couldn’t even make it past the drawing board. Are you asking about some lame game, an awful movie, or just trying to make conversation with the worst name possible? Get your shit together.

not even the AI know thats how old it is
holy fuck
Jazz Jackrabbit is a series of platform games featuring the eponymous character, Jazz Jackrabbit, a green anthropomorphic hare who fights with his nemesis, Devan Shell, in a science fiction parody of the fable The Tortoise and the Hare. Created by Arjan Brussee and Cliff Bleszinski and developed by Epic Games, the series debuted on MS-DOS in 1994 with Jazz Jackrabbit. The series consists of two PC games and a handheld game.
1994 game
Also not the best idea to insult the people that made the predecessor on which your game idea is based on
1994
Just all around, not the smartest kid
i wasn't even there
I don't read Russian but didn't he say he only translated it to English to get easy money off (whatever that slur for Americans is)
Holy shit there's another person on this fucking planet that mentioned Jazz Jackrabbit?
I thought it was just my bud
Pendosi
Yeah
Gandini
He also shits on russian, but for some reason like a few days before the release he quickly apologized 
or smth

Gandoni? Nah that's general
Pendosi is for anybody that speaks English 
I almost wrote the other p word 
Gandonio
do it Frota
do it
i barely remember any old games i played growing up
well somewhat
there were no kid-friendly games, mainly just GTA San Andreas and other shooters

ill put you in the fuckin ground with the rest of them
i missed the wholesome bits
I got the pass 
me discovering hot coffee mod 
techincally thats a slur
my mom when she saw gta vice city said woow what a cool game it teaches you how to drive and then she saw the bikini npcs and me shooting them in the head and was mortified

I'm being educational here 
Clanker
📚 Biban
Boys In Blue Act [Natural]. Biban is another way for saying that cops are near when [doing something] [illegal].
[Oh Shit]! Here comes biban.
Here comes the biban [everyone] act [natural].

I'll whisper it while I bust ur noggin open with the EOD hatchet on 1.0 release

slang for moderators in chat

Frota , Larmge got banned
I was gonna say bust ur back in half
Okay pipnik
can we ban frota at this point
Choppin iedy into kindling
Ur just upset I don't blindly hate tarkov
crank that @wintry ridge
Tarkov is shit but it's still the best in it's genre
its mismanaged heavily
but yeah , incredible how so many AAA infinite budget companies did fuck all

It's pretty easy to explain, Tarkov is appealing to a certain audience, other games tried to be appealing to everyone, which in return didn't appeal to anyone
Yep there it is , the game for everyone is for no one
I wonder what GSC assets misery ended up stealing
I pray abi will be comparable
But I dont think they will
At it's heart, it will always be the desktop app for the mobile game, I doubt it'll come close to Tarkov but hey, who knows
Like i pray s3 or what will come
Will add some much that it'll become comparable
Like rn I hate how in tarkov you have to spend 5-15 minutes building a kit
In abi its like 1-3
Also matchmaking cor abi is like 5-20 seconds instead of minutes
an ad with good taste finally
Only things that piss me off is that they dont have insurance
The market isent nearly as locked as it should be
And all calibers got one top tier gun that leads the class
I think it'll end up being a scenario like Counter Strike, games like it will release but the original will always be the most played
Unless BSG fucks up really hard, I doubt that anything will really be like Tarkov
Many such cases
Even arc raiders suffers from "rare gun must be meta gun"
Best heavy ammo gun isn't even the sniper
Bro has ads on his spotify
Just use a vpn and buy the jeet version premium 12 months for like 5 euro, easy
However there's so much good stuff
You see prices
You got a free sec con none the less and if you do like 90 quests that are EASY you get a 3x3 for free till next season
You can reload mags out of inv
You can ping where you're looking at and also see distance
You can reload mags w a special ammo you want while walking w/o going into inv
Like there is great stuff
Ivan any time he there is something mid af but niche:
"ITS PEAK
"
tarkov is Bizzarro version of valve and steam
do nothing
win
dont have a vpn kmao
They're free bro
I can find the vpn I used, when I get home
alr
yooooo
shouldn't say that king
mods be wawtching

Bibans are here
Ivan if he was weirder


hey not nice
@hollow patrol @stark torrent ce frizer nenorocit
ma tuns de parca sunt caracter din tarkov sa-mi bag pl
gg
zici ca ma duc-n armata
daca vroiam sa ma tund 0 o lasam pe maicamea
sa ma tunda direct
plang
ma duc cu sapca la liceu
nikita do something
Apparently big event tommorow for whatever reason
and this retard again
i tried it for the first time yesterday. i don’t know why people are getting so worked up. the game feels very forgiving to me
@fast garden https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGpjFk5HvD7K7OIrMXvAM?si=Ry2ZiPbVR5qm4VGB_GuD7Q
100% synthesized
100% dehumanized


https://open.spotify.com/album/5w3GMCeB5UgVSOUXcl3Wzz?si=EeKjqe2eTCqdvG7Gnfy2PA
actually whole album is fire
lots of people just wish it was a different game
the console crowd doesnt seem to know what to think about an extraction shooter
which is entertaining
i would love to be in the world where tarkov is the first exfil shooter on console
some people wish the game was more like a battle royale
and then others wish the game was more pve coop
granted, for how immersive the world is and how much i like big scary robots and fighting them with stupid shit, id also have liked the game to be more coop pve
and explore the bots more
since i already have tarkov for my extraction shooter fix

keygen church is one of those projects that you dont search for
it finds you instead...







