#💣tarkov-released

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fast garden
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theres a few that are kinda sad

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like the mutant is just a hollow husk

cyan garnet
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Mutant is so ass

fast garden
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rip mutant

cyan garnet
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instead of fixing the problems they just nerf majority of guns into being useless

fast garden
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heres a clip from before the last loadout changes

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still same recoil

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mcx meta arena

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watching this back and thinking of old tarkov recoil

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man.

arctic bone
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the hood wishes they had laserguns like this

cyan garnet
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Ive been playing checkpoint with an uzi pro with rip

fast garden
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real toggle aim enjoyers only

cyan garnet
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Its funny asf

fast garden
cyan garnet
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No kneecaps around here partner

fast garden
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rip is so funny in arena

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because fuck ur armor

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die in 5 bullets

cyan garnet
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Glock 18c with rip is fucking hilarious to use too

brittle sinew
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Ks-23 shenanigans on factory was goated

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Or D2

arctic bone
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arent rip rounds irl a megameme

cyan garnet
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bay 5 glock 18c with rip

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Absolute cinema

fast garden
arctic bone
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i love this game

cyan garnet
arctic bone
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monolithic ammo when

brittle sinew
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Real mfs HATE tarkov

arctic bone
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i love these shits like you wouldnt believe

cyan garnet
fast garden
brittle sinew
cyan garnet
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I was helping my friend do punisher 6 on ground zero last week i just brought a ks23 with flash rounds lmfao

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Poor timmy doesnt know what hit him

brittle sinew
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The fact you could just easily buy flash rounds

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And that the shrap-25 buckshot was absolutely busted

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The memes were great

fast garden
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rip iedy

cyan garnet
brittle sinew
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Bros pull up to dorms in meta gear, I pull up with a KS-23 and come walking out looking like a navy seal

cyan garnet
fast garden
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this guy

cyan garnet
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@fast garden absolutely dunked on this dude two raids in a row in concordia kekl kekl kekl

fast garden
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man i love my fucking clips

short cove
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Btw why are all thermals ass to some degree

fast garden
short cove
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Like the helmet one is mad inaccurate how it feels and shows thermal signatures quite badly while its like 17 mil on flea on spt

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And the flir scope 2,25/9 turns into a blurred mess outside of 2,25

native crypt
brittle sinew
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Thermals were lowkey scary in 0.12.0

hollow patrol
fast garden
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the server and the actual launcher

brittle sinew
fast garden
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sugars are super cheap

fast garden
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can genuinely get flirs for sub 200k

cyan garnet
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And shoreline

fast garden
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for the first several weeks of wipe

brittle sinew
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You know my ass had invested early (bought 2 fridges of alyonka)

hollow patrol
fast garden
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i need to go to bed but i like it when theres more people to talk to about tarkov

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1.0 soon gents

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more things to hate on

brittle sinew
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At this point I've talked more about it than actually played

cyan garnet
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I am nikitas truest believer

brittle sinew
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Put me in new tarkov and I'm confused as hell

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Wtf is a theta case, who is ref?

fast garden
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all arena shit

cyan garnet
short cove
fast garden
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its an epsilon plust an extra 1x2

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4x2 + 1x2

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goated case

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shove two tagilla masks in that bitch

brittle sinew
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I pray I can play tarkov without playing arena

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I played it once, neva again

fast garden
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its not at all mandatory

brittle sinew
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Thank god

fast garden
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its just convenient

short cove
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The humble tetta container

fast garden
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a good way for early xp + money

fast garden
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the other gamemodes are so ass

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checkpoint slightly less so

brittle sinew
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Idek what game modes there are and I lowkey don't care

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All I look forward to is doing shitty questlines

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Mmmm spa tour

fast garden
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shotgun shoreline

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gg

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whatever you say peacekeeper

brittle sinew
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I love doing 6 quests in one raid of snoreline

fast garden
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im hoping they keep around some of the hardcore key spawns

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for hardcore wipe they added shit tons of hard spawns for keys

brittle sinew
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Shotgun headshots, while looking for random bullshit, while wearing un armor, while wearing a scav vest and balaclava

fast garden
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like on key racks in houses etc

cyan garnet
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Aa-12 with rip vs meta paypig

fast garden
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i only like it for it being an alternative to the other modes for theta quest

fast garden
brittle sinew
cyan garnet
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I the last peacekeeping mission when that softcore change happened

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My untar armour vs m61 and m995

fast garden
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the untar armor would not anger me so much if it werent for the fuckass movement penalty

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on par with zabralo

brittle sinew
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For real

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And the fact it's lvl 3 with no plates

cyan garnet
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another dogshit design choice

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Bravo bsg

brittle sinew
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Bro just let me put plates in it please

fast garden
pseudo storm
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Makes me actually wonder how reliable actual UN armor is...

fast garden
cyan garnet
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Damn i didnt realise it was -9 movement speed

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IT SLOWS YOU DOWN MORE THEN A GEN4

fast garden
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dude i wouldnt care that everyone can see me

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IF I COULD FUCKING MOVE

cyan garnet
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So ass i hate the tasks where you have to wear them

brittle sinew
pseudo storm
brittle sinew
cyan garnet
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Im gonna go labs with a gl and hope for the best

short cove
cyan garnet
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Im predicted the exact same game with some new guns some new tasks, cutscenes are a shitty terminal pve mission

brittle sinew
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It would not surprise me if the first quests to pop up after the "new story driven questline" are just fucking Debut and Shortage omegakekw

cyan garnet
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Probably will run worse somehow too

short cove
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Like 3 salevas?

cyan garnet
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I got killed by a setup gamer doing the customs test drive yesterday

short cove
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Killyoirself

cyan garnet
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SETUP 6 DAYS BEFORE WIPE

cyan garnet
short cove
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W thermal?

cyan garnet
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Mp153 with ap 20

short cove
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Bro thar would fuck

short cove
cyan garnet
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Cunt was just hiding in a bush near dorms lmfao

brittle sinew
cyan garnet
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Setup the week before wipe is absolutely diabolical

brittle sinew
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I'd have all the shit to craft them, but not to begin crafting

cyan garnet
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Cant escape the scav vest + shotgun gamers

cyan garnet
brittle sinew
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Bro I have some clips to show of me doing setup in the first winter wipe

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The most diabolical camping

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I have spots you ain't never seen

cyan garnet
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I hide in the rafters of the new warehouse

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And wait for my prey

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oh yeah itll be winter maps soon

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i didnt play the last winter map wipe this will be peak

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There is no escaping at this point @arctic bone

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You're in nikitas clutches now

arctic bone
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Russel's steak, chops, & more in tarkov when

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get on it nikita

cyan garnet
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I hope the ending cinematic of this new story tasks is nikita killing himself

arctic bone
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i just wanna have dinner at Russel's man

brittle sinew
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In the meanwhile, I found this absolute drip while looking for the videos

cyan garnet
brittle sinew
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When the kiver fits just right 🤌

hollow patrol
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he died for his sins

cyan garnet
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Nikita will be in my suicide note

soft coral
short cove
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What would I give to be him

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Eepiest boi

soft coral
arctic bone
short cove
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Chat I don't think the sr-3m is really better then the as val

Like recoil stats legit are close to the same, similar w ergo

However recoil iirc is a total of 9 points lower or so

arctic bone
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im going to ignore game stats and tell you that the 9a91 is the superior 9x39 slinger

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if i ever get into gunsmithing as a hobby im going to make 9x60 for memes

cyan garnet
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All 9x39 are ass

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Good luck fighting more then 1 person before that shit overheats

arctic bone
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is not good even in semi mode?

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i never used them in FA in gammer

cyan garnet
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i can't remember that last time i switched to semi in tarkov

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leave it on auto and tap fire if they're awhile away

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works for me

arctic bone
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im used to gzw where semi makes sense given the health system

viral egret
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bucuresti core

arctic bone
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m4 go thwoom

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viet cong lamangian insurgent folds

cyan garnet
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5.56 is ass

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i like the hk however

arctic bone
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i like .300blk irl a lot

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like a lot a lot so i wanna use it in game

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are you forced to use only subs in game

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vmax is in game wtf

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say less

soft coral
brittle sinew
arctic bone
arctic bone
hollow patrol
arctic bone
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on a bad day like when i wake up in 7 hours yeah

ancient marsh
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thanks for posting

short cove
short cove
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All above like 400m/s so supersonic

arctic bone
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im too imperialbrained

short cove
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400 yards per gigadonut

arctic bone
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how does bacon per yard factor in

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and not the canadian kind

brittle sinew
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Certain spots allow you to go under water lol

ancient marsh
short cove
ancient marsh
arctic bone
# short cove I like u

I have caliber autism myself but I like 9x39 a lot and I feel like .300blk is another species of it

soft coral
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hope this rain comes to you pula

arctic bone
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i used to work with a bulgarian guy at this middle eastern restaurant

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his name was doni

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he was cool

soft coral
short cove
arctic bone
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imperialbrained but can't cartridge unless metric

soft coral
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ahhh

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after coffee

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time to take a HUGE shit

brittle sinew
arctic bone
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do you have an elevator in there

native crypt
native crypt
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Ye

arctic bone
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today's my first frost

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gonna bust out my overalls finally

short cove
arctic bone
cyan garnet
arctic bone
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they're fat and heavy

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like .45 acp but for rifle

short cove
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Strong round

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But silent

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Vut hogh pen

soft coral
short cove
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But still silent

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And still strong

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Me shoot big round at chad

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Chad dont know

cyan garnet
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Be real

short cove
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I shoot sgain cuz skill issue and he still dosent

short cove
cyan garnet
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Face the reality timmy

soft coral
short cove
arctic bone
cyan garnet
cyan garnet
short cove
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Ts is pure tism fuel

brittle sinew
cyan garnet
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Early wipe setup gamers camping land bridge makes me want to drink bleach

arctic bone
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my beloveds

brittle sinew
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I lay prone in bushes, crouched in water. no man is crossing customs river

cyan garnet
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The overlap between autism and subsonic rounds is fascinating

arctic bone
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i like fat heavy ass cartridges ok

cyan garnet
arctic bone
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i'd rather shoot 110gr 300blk vmax out of a 10.5" barrel than 55gr .223 vmax

brittle sinew
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"Bro this raid I'm finally going to complete pocket watch"

cyan garnet
brittle sinew
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Me in the concrete pipe stack, impact grenade in hand, ready to bomb someone for grenadier

arctic bone
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how effective are impacts in this game

brittle sinew
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Very

cyan garnet
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Very

arctic bone
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i remember needing 2 impacts to kill in bf4

brittle sinew
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I killed a 4 man squad with one once

arctic bone
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based

brittle sinew
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Using the aforementioned concrete pipe spot

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That spot is so good I'm not sharing it 🤫

arctic bone
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im not experienced enough to know spots anyway

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im sure there are multiple concrete pipes on a few maps

cyan garnet
brittle sinew
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Me sharing spots depends on if I'm playing release or not
Cause I will crash tf out if I get camped by my own spots

arctic bone
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mfw i find a cool spot in a game and popular shittuber makes a video

brittle sinew
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Literally bro

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I've had that happen so many times

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Figured out the tree spot by crackhouse, some snothead youtuber makes a fucking video

cyan garnet
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I remember when that general sam pretending to be a scav video dropped

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So many mfs thought they were slick in their beanies and sunglasses with a shotgun

arctic bone
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"haha guys so you basically just go here to this spot and wait"

cyan garnet
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Only do it fot setup and grenadier

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Same with sniping i get bored

arctic bone
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playstyle depends on mood for me

brittle sinew
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"Man that was a good raid, time to extract with these AESAs"
Me in D2:

arctic bone
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id do the crocodile camping method if i felt like killing time

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huwhot is d2

cyan garnet
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God reserve has the worst extracts of all time

brittle sinew
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Bro I just read books, cook food, anything but ACTUALLY play the game kekl

cyan garnet
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Ive transit bugged out or red rebeled all wipe

brittle sinew
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D2 is a rite of passage to becoming a real tarkov player

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You must get exit camped with good loot, at least once

arctic bone
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oh

cyan garnet
arctic bone
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so it's like metro-2

brittle sinew
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Because you can snipe down the long tunnel and no gamer looks up

arctic bone
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people dont look up in real life

brittle sinew
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And if a squad bunches up in the connector between the two places, they get a grenade

arctic bone
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most people are programmed to look down

cyan garnet
arctic bone
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screenshot is gonna make me replay metro

cyan garnet
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I just know theres someone like you strokin their meat in there

arctic bone
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screenshot is gonna make me re-read metro

brittle sinew
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Sitting in spots you aint never thought of

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Meanwhile irl I'm doing some dumb shit like cooking pasta instead of playing the game

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I gotta get a wireless headset if I mean to play release

arctic bone
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taking care of your energy bar irl isnt dumb shit

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retard

brittle sinew
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Chefing up some good ass pasta 🤌

arctic bone
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carbonara or basic bitch butter noodles

brittle sinew
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It be any pasta bro, they're all good

arctic bone
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do you get the protein pasta or no

brittle sinew
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Whole wheat pasta?

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The fuck is protein pasta

arctic bone
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nah barilla makes a protein pasta that lets you double dip on protein from spaghet

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i only use this shit now

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get turbo itis

brittle sinew
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4 euro for 400g?? I'd rather drink protein shakes

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I don't even give that much for fresh pasta

arctic bone
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here in the states it's like half a dollar more expensive than regular

brittle sinew
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Home of the everything is expensive what the fuck

arctic bone
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then there's bogo deals

brittle sinew
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I don't think even switzerland would charge that much for pasta

arctic bone
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i mean sure its gucci pasta but it's not as insane as like beef jerky prices

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its cheaper to make your own beef jerky ffs

brittle sinew
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Beef jerky is expensive here too, like 12 euro for 12g of jerky or some shit

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Idk I bought a bag once, never again

arctic bone
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the trick is to buy in bulk from amazon or some other place you can get wholesale quantities

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i can pay ~$4.50 for one beef steak stick

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or i can pay $36 for a pack of 12

short cove
arctic bone
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why

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heathen

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heretic

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betrayer

cyan garnet
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Ps12b shreds

arctic bone
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i shill the shak-12 to my gun nut coworkers as much as possible

cyan garnet
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Ash12 rips them a new asshole at close range

short cove
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The concept yes

cyan garnet
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Bro hasnt been shredded by glucose with his ash12 yet

short cove
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But there's no fuck your 4 stack ammo we pen

cyan garnet
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Ps12b has 46 pen

short cove
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BP 9x39 got like 52

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Or 48

arctic bone
short cove
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Smth like that

arctic bone
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the pingor

short cove
cyan garnet
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And it costs 8k minimum a round

short cove
arctic bone
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is rouble default currency?

cyan garnet
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Not worth might as well run m61 at that point

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Maybe on spt

arctic bone
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there's many currency so 2.5k could mean many things to my noob ass

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rouble

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usd

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euro

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bitcoin

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xalrider feet pics

cyan garnet
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Roubles

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Roubles and usd are all that matter

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Euros is a meme

arctic bone
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qrd on meme currency status while i browse traders

brittle sinew
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Got me crashing out when fucking skier pays me in euro

arctic bone
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fuck its cut off

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i found one euro item so far

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i enjoy how instead of a quantifiable amount its just "A LOT"

short cove
arctic bone
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need text mod to change it to "whole bunch"

short cove
arctic bone
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yeah but you can't get them for usd in game?

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no pmags?

short cove
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I think we should kill jäger

arctic bone
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tarkov got slickers and dack janiels

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we can have gmags

cyan garnet
arctic bone
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is it even possible to actually escape

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and if so, what is stopping one from just adopting a low-profile rat lifestyle and skittering through shit to get out

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guns be damned, live and leave

short cove
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Any of you in eft rn?

cyan garnet
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yes

cyan garnet
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you'll just get shat on by shift w chads

cyan garnet
short cove
arctic bone
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i mean realistically if you come in and leave with only an p38 can opener and esbit pocket stove w/ fuel tablets and fire starter and a canteen cook kit (detachable cooking pot from main reservoir)

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game logic be damned

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is the lore that brutal

hollow patrol
ancient marsh
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thats about it

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euro is the most worthless currencyu

viral egret
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@hollow patrol @stark torrent

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all retards go to bucharest

soft coral
arctic bone
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whats up with places that have pretty architecture being pooplands

cyan garnet
short cove
# cyan garnet Yeah what?

Can you do me a favour and do a side ss of a sr 3m that got:

Railed handguard w a 45° mount and that small thermal on it

Aswell as the suppressor, that gray grip and a okp7 dovetail on it? 🙏 (no i am not mechanic, I need to as a reference and I am at work for the next 7 hours)

gritty python
short cove
full sand
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rate the shooter

gritty python
full sand
gritty python
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looks 3d printed i love it

full sand
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got that 1990's block phone vibe

gritty python
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grunts in n64 goldeneye were using that bad boy

compact knoll
misty scroll
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chat can we ban this person for posting non tarkov stuff in tarkov

full sand
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Thanks oomfie

cyan garnet
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can the offtopic spastics go back to their containment chat

minor quartz
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hello sewer people

cyan garnet
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which thermal though

short cove
cyan garnet
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lmfao i'm going to take this reaper ir build to woods

stark torrent
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And do what woth it

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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Bullet drop and speed is too ass to do long shots even if u see them with thermal

ancient marsh
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he meant the canted sight mount with the small red dot thermal thingy

full sand
cyan garnet
stark torrent
brave rivet
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Misery circlejerk continues (speculations) tonysmoke

Woke up only to get this in dms

stark torrent
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Imma read it when i come back from w0rk

brave rivet
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it's a lot of stuff that you could come up with on your own based on them deleting stuff and then some truths about people in ru servers trashing gsc just because

ancient marsh
ancient marsh
brave rivet
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no, but they're also in the right to strike someone for copying shit

they just don't see that as a "valid" reason because they don't care, a product was taken from them

i doubt there was a single person ever in the history of world saw copyrighted material being taken over and said "that's fair"
there's always someone crying about it

ancient marsh
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wwhy is that not DMCA's

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DMCA'd

hollow patrol
ancient marsh
hollow patrol
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unsure im just talking out of my ass pepefridge

soft coral
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and who the fk cares

ancient marsh
stark torrent
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Misery dev deserves it , fuck him

ancient marsh
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that this thing isn't about like

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dmca violation

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it's people the devs don't like violating dmca

hollow patrol
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stalcraft devs seem kinda chill like that fr fr idk tho

stark torrent
# soft coral

Yes instead the whole menu will be missing because backend error

stark torrent
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Such is life

ancient marsh
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like THIS IS A STRAIGHT ASSET RIP

soft coral
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are these misery models or stalcraft?

ancient marsh
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LOOOOOKA

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ITS THE BLIND DOG

ancient marsh
soft coral
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riight

gritty python
# soft coral

the ppl that care about shit like this have never been steam early access victims

soft coral
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clearly the reddit cares for such a weird change

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its like apple fanboys

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WOAH they changed the location of this button

ancient marsh
gritty python
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caring about what any reddit for games says

soft coral
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this is revolutionary

gritty python
ancient marsh
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this is from shadow of chernobyl

gritty python
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dog

soft coral
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In the first 1 hour of this happening I'm like why did GSC do that thats unjustified but then as the situation developed we realized that the misery dev is a troglydite and should be banned from making games if he makes such comments thumbsUp2x

brave rivet
# ancient marsh stalcraft

the dude brought this up too, i think it's also the fact that it's a free game even if it contains shit P2W stuff

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like donations, paywalls, pay to win etc stuff seems to be a gray area

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misery was a paid game and re-using gsc assets

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basically just a ripoff to make money

soft coral
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which assets did he re-use exactly?

brave rivet
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"re-use" was a bad word, so far players just uncovered leftover assets or similar structures in the world

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but if it's there then there might be more

soft coral
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ye...its a rabbit hole

brave rivet
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i said it once, if i had the game i'd dig through it in my free time just to see KekSkew

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guitar songs were also brought up

soft coral
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same like I did with anomaly oggs

brave rivet
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dirge on the planet guitar version which was made specifically for SoC

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was re-used and left in the files

stark torrent
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Ban ivan fuck him

soft coral
brave rivet
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if you look at singular evidence it may not be a case, but as a sum of it's parts there's a ton of shit you can find out

and even more had they left all the discords and didn't delete messages

soft coral
brave rivet
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at this point it looks like:

  1. Get rid of all the uncomfortable evidence
  2. Get rid of all potential stolen assets
  3. Re-release the game again, while gaining more due to the attention that whole situation brought
  4. Profit
soft coral
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I mean even if assets arent used ever and are just hidden in the game files
its ultimately the fact that he did steal them and probably at some point planned on using them

brave rivet
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or lazy dev didn't care to clean up after using a stalker asset pack

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or sumn

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either way - it's there

soft coral
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point still stands

stark torrent
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  • having a mouthful
soft coral
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yeah his comments dont win him favours

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calling gsc gey and stuff

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this isn't the sand playground where you can call anyone whatever you like

short cove
# cyan garnet is this what you mean?

To the biggest part yes, but w the stock stock and that 45° tilt thermal sight that got shit quality

Makes you able to check bushes n shit for people without committing to a thermal optic in general or to the head mount

brave rivet
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So far

MISERY:

  • Young dev with a horrible history of messages and political affiliation
  • Publishing a paid mock-up of stalker
  • Named the same as large overhaul for CoP (possibly to promote the game/ride on the popularity of the mod)
  • Keen on cutting corners and re-using assets
  • Willing to spread malice upon being struck down instead of handling it like an adult
  • Not shy to hiding evidence or removing entire servers that may paint a different picture on them and their project

We'll see where it goes next

soft coral
brave rivet
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anyone that comes into their stuff saying "censorship, woe the truth upon ye" will just get banned and claimed to be spreading lies

the rest will forget because players just want a product they enjoy

stark torrent
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Fuck the little shit

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Consequences exist

soft coral
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tryna understand women is useless
they put on matte powder to make their face NOT shine and then put on highlighter to make it shine

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what the fuck

brittle sinew
soft coral
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do not touch the angry ball of potential energy

keen sparrow
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yeah he had a hospital bed in his future like 5 times in that clip

soft coral
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ah the amerikanski is awake

keen sparrow
soft coral
keen sparrow
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REX IS UP, EVERYONE HIDE THE ASIAN WOMEN

soft coral
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Mate

keen sparrow
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lol, sup

soft coral
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do not sup me you fiend

cyan garnet
keen sparrow
cyan garnet
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Ive been to cebu

keen sparrow
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so yeah, the stereotype is real

cyan garnet
#

Shit was awesome

gritty python
keen sparrow
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drinking Red Horse while walking the beach?

cyan garnet
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Yeah stayed at the shangra'la whatever its called

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Super nice

soft coral
#

respectfully

gritty python
keen sparrow
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okay rude

cyan garnet
keen sparrow
tame dawn
keen sparrow
tame dawn
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I just look at the growing hoard of random bottles and cremes and say what smells good or not

brave rivet
keen sparrow
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or i ask a sales associate 'where's the boyfriend chair'

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they chuckle and know exactly what i mean and show me to it

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Because at the end of the day, i want mall food

brittle sinew
brave rivet
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bigbrain emoji expansion

brittle sinew
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All time best emote for real, up there with kekw, omegalul and PepeHands

tame dawn
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Good for farming brownie points and gift ideas

keen sparrow
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okay there is one product where i do stand at attention and contribute

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Candles.

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You better pipe up at candles because if she buys some shit and you don't like the smell of it, you're stuck with it or you're stealing it and hiding it

tame dawn
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Like this stuff

keen sparrow
#

I don't trust stuff that's that cute

tame dawn
#

finding anything pokemon related or just random works too

keen sparrow
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literally smells like pine trees and roasted marshmallows

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black magic

tame dawn
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S tier

keen sparrow
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AYO

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okay so all the bangers just come from White Barn

ancient marsh
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the "planned to use them eventually" part

tame dawn
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The key is to raid the bed bath and bodyworks store around holiday time sales

keen sparrow
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That's exactly what we do

tame dawn
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Escape with a years worth of candles, rinse and repeat

keen sparrow
#

we usually leave with 4-6 marshmallow firesides

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YUP

tame dawn
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You just have to fight the hoard of grandmas

tame dawn
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Plus grab a few extra soaps or lotion bottles for emergency gifts.

keen sparrow
#

oh yeah, it's never just candles

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The stores i dread are Hot Topic and Lunchbox

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both the nerdy funko-pop-enjoyer stores

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Hot Topic used to be good. like 15 years ago

tame dawn
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Terrible fucking experience.

keen sparrow
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unrecognisable

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i'd say a 'shadow of it's former self' but a shadow can mean like.. darkness or black

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none of which hot topic has anymore

tame dawn
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Wife wanted leggings for a cosplay outfit. It was nothing but the most edgy shit, and a strange amount of older grandmas browsing the lingerie and toy section near the infinite wall of edgy shot glasses

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Walking in there only to immediately feel this:

keen sparrow
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yeah edgy cringe shit or disney crap

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and a ton of garbage amine stuff too

tame dawn
#

Never felt a more immediate need to run away than that store

keen sparrow
#

oh you wanted a tshirt from your favourite band?

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nah fam

tame dawn
#

So much "dude weed lmao i banged your girlfriend, wanna listen to linkin park XD owo" energy

keen sparrow
#

now it's all junji ito and rick and morty

tame dawn
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Ughhhh the rick and morty shit

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The whole store is an exclusion zone

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Went to look for band tees, immediately flashbanged by nefarious wyvern products

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Never again

soft coral
#

hahahaha

short cove
#

@keen sparrow

short cove
stark torrent
keen sparrow
# soft coral

Those metal spikes they use to keep birds off things

cyan garnet
#

Double flashed by some homo in factory

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His boyfriend one tapped me with axmc

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Check damage done

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385 to body 580 to armour

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Lmfao this mf got so lucky i was just sprayin

keen sparrow
#

yeah, that's the ticket

soft coral
#

rex mentions something ivan already has it

#

another bulgaria W

keen sparrow
keen sparrow
soft coral
#

we do

keen sparrow
#

That orange one is probably the most optimal

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i've heard cayenne or paprika works too

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well

compact knoll
keen sparrow
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i know it does, had to sprinkle it on the yard garden

soft coral
#

@stark torrent chekkanya 15

keen sparrow
compact knoll
#

he actually sent it

soft coral
compact knoll
soft coral
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WOAHHHHH

compact knoll
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its a fucking sticker

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thats even worse

keen sparrow
#

I like to think i know what i'm doing with Discord

soft coral
#

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WHITE MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

compact knoll
#

I have drank the left one already

soft coral
#

ay this kid

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gonna die quicker than me and iedy

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mate please

compact knoll
#

yeah and i feel like the monster wont have an influence on it

soft coral
#

we need to sponsor you

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with a better monitor

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enough of this 2007 stuff

compact knoll
#

i like this one

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its not broken, why fix it

soft coral
#

This kid has never felt what 1440p and 165hz looks like

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and it shows

compact knoll
#

yeah retards buying 4k monitors

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and having no fps

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fuck off

soft coral
#

1440p isnt 4k

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moron

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its 2k

compact knoll
#

i know retard

soft coral
#

yeah ok retard

compact knoll
#

i also know its gonna still have less fps than mine

soft coral
#

I"M NOT TALKING

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about 4k

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maybe upgrade pc?

compact knoll
#

maybe you can suck me off

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how about that

soft coral
#

woahh

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you made it gey

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chill

keen sparrow
compact knoll
#

1650x1050

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shit

#

1080 monitors are bigger

keen sparrow
#

My chief complaint about having a 4k monitor is actually having to turn my fucking neck to look at different corners of my screen

compact knoll
#

its the fps

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tbf you can see better

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in some games

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more pixels

keen sparrow
#

nah fam

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Even while playing OSRS

soft coral
#

1050 kekl

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LORD

keen sparrow
#

haveing to crane my neck was annoying

soft coral
#

bro you can get a 1080 second hand for about as much money as the cats food

keen sparrow
#

and oh my god bossing in OSRS on a 4k monitor is cheeks

compact knoll
keen sparrow
#

here comes peepostare

soft coral
#

youre east european I'm balkan

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kid thinks we have money

compact knoll
#

"as much money as the cats food"

soft coral
#

isn't cat food expensive

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Like 20 or so bucks?

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or do you give teh cat butterbrod and call it a day?

compact knoll
#

i dont know

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thats what you said

soft coral
#

idk i dont have a catr

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you did

wintry ridge
flat breach
soft coral
#

damnnn

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leave me alone khazakhstanski

keen sparrow
#

ayo?

flat breach
short cove
keen sparrow
#

Prove me wrong

stark torrent
flat breach
#

Stolen valor

stark torrent
flat breach
#

Fair enough, glory to Romania

stark torrent
keen sparrow
brittle sinew
#

I have two and they are some expensive little shits

compact knoll
#

5 days left

cyan garnet
soft coral
wintry ridge
brave rivet
#

just noticed the tag on someones account

stark torrent
stark torrent
brave rivet
#

ah no nothing bad, just the devs of the Misery game

stark torrent
#

i got a golden one too + some lunch

brave rivet
#

their developer server or sumn

stark torrent
compact knoll
hollow patrol
stark torrent
#

sir its 1pm

hollow patrol
brave rivet
#

automod it now
ban the user
make an announcements post flaming them

brave rivet
stark torrent
brave rivet
#

yep exactly

flat breach
#

What's the bit about Misery?

soft coral
#

100% discount game on steam

flat breach
#

I was out for four days, so out of the loop

soft coral
#

well a demo

#

but still

hollow patrol
# soft coral

the developer got evil and his game was vaporized by gsc

#

wtong pinged

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wrong

hollow patrol
soft coral
#

awww yeah

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time for peak

flat breach
#

Wait, got evil?

glacial haven
#

In his past

flat breach
#

Oh

glacial haven
#

And still has a ton of staff members with ZOV tags and so on

blazing basin
glacial haven
#

So yeah, not the best case for optics

flat breach
#

STALKER-adjacent thing try not to polarize people challenge impossible

short cove
flat breach
soft coral
#

CHICKEN INVADERS IS GREEK

soft coral
#

played this so much as a kid

#

@stark torrent

stark torrent
#

i remember when i finished the game and this played

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KING GGS

soft coral
#

GGS

wintry ridge
#

Not even "he was a kid he didn't know any better"

glacial haven
# wintry ridge Months ago

I just read some shit that was posted in here when he was 16, he doesn't seem to have changed much about that view, so I believe it

brave rivet
#

mfs taking me on a nostalgia trip

wintry ridge
#

Yeah not a good look either calling GSC a bunch of "retards" over the strike

soft coral
#

I'm streaming it oflin join

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YE OK MATE

brave rivet
stark torrent
#

@granite coral what is Jaczz Jackrabbit

granite coralBOT
# stark torrent <@267941509272174592> what is Jaczz Jackrabbit

Jack Jackrabbit? What a ridiculous name. It sounds like some half-assed cartoon character that couldn’t even make it past the drawing board. Are you asking about some lame game, an awful movie, or just trying to make conversation with the worst name possible? Get your shit together.

brave rivet
stark torrent
#

not even the AI know thats how old it is

#

holy fuck

#

Jazz Jackrabbit is a series of platform games featuring the eponymous character, Jazz Jackrabbit, a green anthropomorphic hare who fights with his nemesis, Devan Shell, in a science fiction parody of the fable The Tortoise and the Hare. Created by Arjan Brussee and Cliff Bleszinski and developed by Epic Games, the series debuted on MS-DOS in 1994 with Jazz Jackrabbit. The series consists of two PC games and a handheld game.

1994 game

glacial haven
brave rivet
#

1994

glacial haven
#

Just all around, not the smartest kid

brave rivet
#

i wasn't even there

wintry ridge
stark torrent
flat breach
#

Holy shit there's another person on this fucking planet that mentioned Jazz Jackrabbit?
I thought it was just my bud

wintry ridge
#

Yeah

stark torrent
#

Gandini

errant veldt
stark torrent
#

or smth

wintry ridge
flat breach
#

Gandoni? Nah that's general
Pendosi is for anybody that speaks English thumbsUp2x

wintry ridge
errant veldt
#

Gandonio

stark torrent
#

do it

brave rivet
stark torrent
#

ill put you in the fuckin ground with the rest of them

flat breach
brave rivet
#

i missed the wholesome bits

wintry ridge
soft coral
#

wave 45/100

#

can he do it

brave rivet
compact knoll
stark torrent
flat breach
errant veldt
#

Clanker

granite coralBOT
#

📚 Biban

Boys In Blue Act [Natural]. Biban is another way for saying that cops are near when [doing something] [illegal].

[Oh Shit]! Here comes biban.
Here comes the biban [everyone] act [natural].

errant veldt
wintry ridge
soft coral
#

wave 51

#

HERE WE GO

wintry ridge
#

I was gonna say bust ur back in half

flat breach
#

Okay pipnik

soft coral
#

can we ban frota at this point

wintry ridge
#

Choppin iedy into kindling

wintry ridge
hollow patrol
#

crank that @wintry ridge

stark torrent
glacial haven
#

Tarkov is shit but it's still the best in it's genre

stark torrent
#

its mismanaged heavily

#

but yeah , incredible how so many AAA infinite budget companies did fuck all

glacial haven
stark torrent
#

Yep there it is , the game for everyone is for no one

wintry ridge
#

I wonder what GSC assets misery ended up stealing

short cove
#

But I dont think they will

glacial haven
short cove
#

Will add some much that it'll become comparable

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Like rn I hate how in tarkov you have to spend 5-15 minutes building a kit

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In abi its like 1-3

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Also matchmaking cor abi is like 5-20 seconds instead of minutes

viral egret
#

an ad with good taste finally

short cove
glacial haven
#

I think it'll end up being a scenario like Counter Strike, games like it will release but the original will always be the most played

#

Unless BSG fucks up really hard, I doubt that anything will really be like Tarkov

wintry ridge
#

Even arc raiders suffers from "rare gun must be meta gun"

#

Best heavy ammo gun isn't even the sniper

brittle sinew
#

Just use a vpn and buy the jeet version premium 12 months for like 5 euro, easy

soft coral
#

@stark torrent

#

ITS SO PEAK

short cove
#

However there's so much good stuff

You see prices

You got a free sec con none the less and if you do like 90 quests that are EASY you get a 3x3 for free till next season

You can reload mags out of inv

You can ping where you're looking at and also see distance

You can reload mags w a special ammo you want while walking w/o going into inv

#

Like there is great stuff

blazing basin
#

Ivan any time he there is something mid af but niche:
"ITS PEAK POGGIES1 "

ancient marsh
#

thats crazy to type up

ancient marsh
#

do nothing
win

brittle sinew
#

They're free bro

viral egret
#

childhood game

brittle sinew
#

I can find the vpn I used, when I get home

viral egret
#

alr

ancient marsh
#

shouldn't say that king

#

mods be wawtching

flat breach
#

Ivan if he was weirder

stark torrent
hollow patrol
soft coral
viral egret
#

@hollow patrol @stark torrent ce frizer nenorocit

#

ma tuns de parca sunt caracter din tarkov sa-mi bag pl

viral egret
#

zici ca ma duc-n armata

hollow patrol
#

du-te înapoi și zii să te tundă 0 jokergehalt

#

nu mai rămâne nimic

viral egret
#

sa ma tunda direct

viral egret
#

ma duc cu sapca la liceu

viral egret
#

ba

#

@stark torrent ma injurat cineva ca mi-sa rupt lantu

fast garden
#

nikita do something

#

This is by far my magnum opus of ratting in @ARCRaidersGame

For context, nearly the entire solo server joined up at the new hidden bunker POI on Space Port during a Hidden Bunker major event. While they were attempting to solve the puzzle, I ran off to the last expiring extract

stark torrent
fast garden
#

and this retard again

brave aspen
soft coral
fast garden
fast garden
#

the console crowd doesnt seem to know what to think about an extraction shooter

#

which is entertaining

#

i would love to be in the world where tarkov is the first exfil shooter on console

soft coral
#

their brains short circuit

#

all they know is cod slop

fast garden
#

some people wish the game was more like a battle royale

#

and then others wish the game was more pve coop

#

granted, for how immersive the world is and how much i like big scary robots and fighting them with stupid shit, id also have liked the game to be more coop pve

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and explore the bots more

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since i already have tarkov for my extraction shooter fix

soft coral
#

keygen church is one of those projects that you dont search for
it finds you instead...

short cove
soft coral
#

@short cove @fast garden @stark torrent
@minor quartz