💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

Sending the whitehouse letters saying that they're the Whore of Babylon and shit

RIP Queen

[keen sparrow]

https://www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/opr/legacy/2006/11/09/rubyreport40_84.pdf

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1436348696135733328/2025-11-07_15-36-15.mp4?ex=690f4777&is=690df5f7&hm=5baf7c10505bdf3a3633e0a443d6fa1686533c0f7c01cb38a9be0be9f96611d8&
@keen sparrow @compact knoll

love isaac

[fast garden]

rest in piss bozo

[soft coral]

I shoot for a second my game goes to 3fps

@fast garden

[soft coral]

we pulled up on Delirium

@fast garden

[fast garden]

the hardest part is dodging delirum through your own bullshit lol

[soft coral]

I was able to pull it off but halfway through one of his shits hit me cuz he spams kind of proportional to you hitting him

Touhou gamers aint' got shit on isaac bosses

[short cove]

A true classic

[soft coral]

if they have Duke Nukem do they have Serious sam?

????????????????????

I UPLAODED THIS

WDYMM MYOUTUBE

[short cove]

Dident they wallbanged her or smth? Like not to make it better but j thought it was like that.

I mean they asked "what did your wife eat for breakfast?" Like idfk, 762 51?

[keen sparrow]

nope, sorry

[soft coral]

cringe

spt 1/10

@short cove did you watch the video all through out to give it watchtime stats?

also did chapters work?

idk about you guys but I'm proud of the way I made the gamma letters glow @keen sparrow @fast garden

it genuinely looks like its part of the original lettering

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DF3EYFWQ4Y

[soft coral]

wedonutcare

shit game

ded game

[fast garden]

what are these copypastas

[soft coral]

AHAHAHHAHA

[fast garden]

they are blowing up the chat i needa translation

google tried i guess

[soft coral]

jesus

[fast garden]

2 minutes

[stark torrent]

I AM RELEASING MY SHIT

[fast garden]

OOOOH IM RELEASING IT

[stark torrent]

OUUUSKHA LIGHTHOUSE

YOOOOOO PK

the interchange scene went hard

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-soap-gif-18803524

[soft coral]

lunatics

[stark torrent]

HE SAID OTHER GUY SAW BEAR IN THIS AREA

i am explodinjg

[fast garden]

I LOVE WHEN THEY REUSE GAME VOICELINES ITS SO FUNNY

[ancient marsh]

Z-tard copypasta but tarkov related

[fast garden]

i had a feeling

[next temple]

Praying to god that an FPV smites 715 team

[ancient marsh]

Then we are getting no russian guns in tarkov anymore

Double edged sword

[soft coral]

Genuinely praying to every diety that 1.0 flops

[ancient marsh]

And I am edging

How are we gonna get aek

[next temple]

then just play a game which doesnt suck

[ancient marsh]

Why are you in this chat

[next temple]

Cause I used to play tarkov until I realised that id rather keep my braincells intact

Now I am here to purely hate on tarkov

[ancient marsh]

That scene from the mummy where the guy in the Fez has 7 diff amulets on his neck and starts praying

Muslim prayers, Christian, Buddhist, Jewish

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[ancient marsh]

And the mummy heard Hebrew and says "language of the slaves"

[stark torrent]

SPAWN IN SJ 6 RUN INSIDE PREP NADE THROW UBEGAYO UBEGAY DIE TO CHEATER REPEAT 86 MORE TO GO

[next temple]

Summoning the ancient baltic and slavic gods

fuck it, pray to roman pantheon

[ancient marsh]

Actually saw the picture and flinched like Hasan's dog

When he's reaching for a zyn

[next temple]

bro why

MGSV already has good looking guns

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-shocked-gif-10181971979693359692

[fast garden]

tarkov is everywhere

you cannot escape it

[next temple]

Any modder which does a shitty EFT gun port to a game not even close to tarkov in setting needs to have his hands amputated

next we gon see a Meta AR-15 build in darktide

[fast garden]

they are simply some of the nicest looking guns models

thats why they are in everything

fo4

[ancient marsh]

No, make them pregnant

[ancient marsh]

Insurgency

Also might be why tarkov runs at 2 frames per minute

[fast garden]

the only downside to those is that they dont have as much modularity, but yeah those are good too

those are everywhere that tarkovs arent lmao

[next temple]

i personally got to the point where i prefer guns which look like they belong in the game and are not a ripped asset

i'd much rather have guns like stoner 63 in games like fallout

[fast garden]

fo4 guns are so fuckin ugly

[soft coral]

go get energy drink
see van with construction materials and tools outside
oh no

@stark torrent

Lord save us

here we go again

[fast garden]

someone should really stop using AI

tarkov fell but survived unfallen

okay

gg

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

yeah what the fuck is this

[fast garden]

mini 14 in tarkov when

[ancient marsh]

You have an adar nerd

[fast garden]

i remember the days of the cheap adar

and before that the rec batt adar

long gone

[soft coral]

the days of tier 2 m80

[blazing basin]

So this is a 2nd Brainfart channel?

[soft coral]

this channel is

[soft coral]

a lot of channels at once

iedy doesn't give much of a shit

[stark torrent]

i will in 8 days

pack ur shit ivan you are getting evicted

[soft coral]

?

the fk u mean

[tender vessel]

1.0 ftw! Tarcov boyz in the house

[ancient marsh]

11k for an adar

Remember having good ammo loaded in the gun when you buy it

[tender vessel]

m80s for babys get yah a real round

[stark torrent]

i remember scavs spawning in with better ammo than my pmc

[native crypt]

yeah the 20mm blicky disc

[stark torrent]

BP SKS

M61 Vepr

[tender vessel]

300blackout 😉

[ancient marsh]

I had that once

[fast garden]

blackout

shut that stupid shit up

[ancient marsh]

Genuine terrifying moment

[viral egret]

hey can i stay here with my gamma and tmod and minecraft shitposting

[native crypt]

m62 fal scav back when m62 was great

[viral egret]

its not like this channel gets much other use anyway

[ancient marsh]

Its like shooting a terrorist close up and realizing he had a suicide vest on after

[stark torrent]

No, you all get purged

[viral egret]

damn

ill just put tarkov clips on the top

[stark torrent]

Romanian Core

[viral egret]

like tiktokers do with subway surfer clips

[viral egret]

anything but moving out

[stark torrent]

Scrie prima si ultima pagina la test si in rest da foaia goala

:)))))))

[viral egret]

pai

cum altfel

saptamana viitoare e saptamana bomba

a doua saptamana din modul si deja dau 3 teste

mai ma intalnesc cu harap alb la romana

si geamu la fizica

[tender vessel]

300 ap or cbj all day long in 60 round deltas

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1436362637494718619/6720155_1714193385.png?ex=690f5473&is=690e02f3&hm=262865ef37977c749d52a3afaab7e0e96b5f4c4e9f2ee9351f867164b3f9acce&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=581

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

Fuel

[keen sparrow]

AYO ONG RIGHT NOW LITEN HERE MANG, IF THEY MAKE THERAPIST A 3D MODEL I CANNOT PROMISE I WILL NOT PIVOT TO SPT PORN MODS YA FEEL ME, I WILL MAKE THAT SHI HAPPEN

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cartoon-sponge-bob-spongebob-gif-18148807

[keen sparrow]

i should re-join eft discord and copy-paste that as many times as i can before banned/muted

[native crypt]

@soft coral quick and easy tutorial video was good

also fent was mentioned yay

https://tenor.com/view/limpbizkit-nookie-freddurst-gif-11194320

[soft coral]

Happy it turned out nice

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/freddurstfriday-gif-21207666

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-gif-25290651

what is this retard yappinga bout man

[fast garden]

yeah

[stark torrent]

the UNFALLEN EDITION

[fast garden]

oh no

[fast garden]

.

thats what that was about lmfao

[viral egret]

average nikita moment

[soft coral]

dad comes home
opens door
bioweapon smell from the sparks that come out of an angle grinder

LORD

[viral egret]

i know the feeling

[soft coral]

Whole apartment smells

Jesus fuck

[viral egret]

welding can smell worse

[soft coral]

I know

god bless theyre not welding

[cyan garnet]

$500 USD

[surreal stirrup]

we wait for release

we steal the model

[viral egret]

EMISSION AND ANOTHER FUCKING SOUL

[surreal stirrup]

we do stuff

and then remove clothes from prapor

[viral egret]

this is worse than nikita shitting and giving it to us as a tarkov item

[surreal stirrup]

[cyan garnet]

Furry therapist mod when

[short cove]

Cuh no

Sadly

[soft coral]

[surreal stirrup]

you can be a furry now

in tarkov

is that good enough

[keen sparrow]

[blazing basin]

Even worse

Circle of Hell type shit

[surreal stirrup]

no wonder

[native crypt]

fursuit made from carpet samples for usec when?

[soft coral]

2009 , vc?
just to chill

[fast garden]

ragman task for fursuit

[short cove]

Left and right??? We eating GOOD today

[native crypt]

sure

[keen sparrow]

retarded ass game

[short cove]

Just take one off

[keen sparrow]

shouldn't be able to put 2 on

that's the point

[short cove]

Btw got killer 7 or how its called last raid

[viral egret]

max sockstappen

[short cove]

But mah realism

Also there's a button to switch which sight you use

In the worst case you are actively running like 3 due to you having irons

[keen sparrow]

REALLY?!

DAMN WISH I'D KNOWN ABOUT THAT

[fast garden]

man hes not had the game that long give him a break

but cmon val fucker we have all played this game for ages have some faith that we know most everything about it

[keen sparrow]

there it is

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

killer 7

in spt

[short cove]

I tbh dont think it really is anything special since most fights legit feel like click and hold

[compact knoll]

Huh

[cyan garnet]

Play with sains gigachad pmc ai

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent therapist is getting terragroup suplies

[stark torrent]

The terragroup employee gets terragroup supplies , shocker

Well she wasnt a direct employee but she 100% was a mole / double agent and worked with them yeah

oh by the way

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll Tarkov made profit this year comapred to last year

Last year they made like 57 mil pounds , this year somehow they made 64 mil

how

i have no idea

[fast garden]

sales on unheard, the pve arena bundle

battlepass

new clothing

[stark torrent]

insane

[soft coral]

hope their servers explode

[fast garden]

dw they will

[stark torrent]

btw the mig 31 shown in the trailer was Nikita's new purchase from the Unheard Sales

@soft coral

based ?

[ancient marsh]

who said that's profit?

that's gross revenue lil bro

[stark torrent]

shut up cockrider

how is it going today

win to lose ratio?

do we find a tall tree?

[fast garden]

goons?

[ancient marsh]

havent played

launched tghe game and went to store

[compact knoll]

Doesnt look like a mig 31 ngl

[ancient marsh]

the lion does not look for a tree

[compact knoll]

Reminds me more of an f15

[ancient marsh]

the lion uses the window to his immediate right

https://tenor.com/view/lion-lion-mentality-stare-anything-that-speaks-small-dog-gif-15965921308779714815

[ancient marsh]

john plane

[stark torrent]

what the fuck would an f15 do in russia man

[keen sparrow]

yeah don't listen to these people

[compact knoll]

Yeah lets ignore the whole tarkov war part

[torpid plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-soap-gif-3869177218427088334

[keen sparrow]

anyone that'd play league clearly doesn't respect their own free-time

[ancient marsh]

plays tarkov

jokes write themselves

[keen sparrow]

Touche

[compact knoll]

You play both

Youre like double retarded

[stark torrent]

nah it's a mig 31 , it has the big blocky intakes

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

not even wrong

[compact knoll]

Yeah i see it now

[stark torrent]

Yeah it has those rivets or shti as well

[compact knoll]

F15 has the same fuck ass intake too btw

And double engines

Probably a mig 31

Also those are old

[stark torrent]

it does yeah but those move iirc and they look a bit angled

[stark torrent]

Yeah and not very good apparently

They were propaganda'd to shit and the US believed it and made the f15

an actual good plane

[compact knoll]

Every time

[fast garden]

the us normally vs the us when the soviets/russians might do something better than them

[soft coral]

here in balkans we citizens just steal fuel from the jets like real men

[short cove]

I am rn using sain, it feels an lot more realistic however I yet only played gz

And for some reason my bug w the only being able to ads when I am not holding the croutch button still presists

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

Now I realize I should've mentioned sleeping and medic healing in my guide

[keen sparrow]

holding the crouch button

[soft coral]

but those are self explanatory

[short cove]

I am so used to playing w games that have it on continuous that I cant play w it on press or release

[stark torrent]

I wish his whole cottage collapses on the whole family of the russian teammate i had in arena just now teamkilling me on purpose because he sucks

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

May his family endure much torment

[soft coral]

ok ivan

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

calm down

[keen sparrow]

if i can transition from 'holding down RMB to aim' for every CoD released to tapping it to aim in tarkov, you can do this

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-22259405

The angry Latina is more immersive

[short cove]

Istg you're the most aggressively qfw person I've yet came across

[stark torrent]

can you fuckign speak english man

[keen sparrow]

qfw?

[stark torrent]

what the fuck is qfw

[keen sparrow]

this is some blue-haired shit huh

[short cove]

Questionable for work

[keen sparrow]

y'all love acronyms more than the US military

[short cove]

A area between sfw and nsfw

[stark torrent]

he is not wrong

[short cove]

Like dude you had porn open for either like 2-3 days or the same thing opened twice, yet you dont know qfw?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-punchline-joke-gif-9089973963818369860

[fast garden]

god bless man

[stark torrent]

bro hipfired that one instnatly

[fast garden]

i think you genuinely need a break from the internet

you are no better than who you keep pointing out

[keen sparrow]

unironically i have to ask who you're talking to

oh me

it's me

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[stark torrent]

both of you are absolute units

[fast garden]

big iron on rexs hip

gun was already drawn

[keen sparrow]

Tried New Vegas for the first time recently

like a genuine first try

[fast garden]

great game albeit dated

[keen sparrow]

Named my character 'Annie Cokely'

[fast garden]

especially visually

[keen sparrow]

I just.. i can't

i won't say it is bad, it's just not for me

[fast garden]

you play other fallouts

or nah

[keen sparrow]

3 and 4, if i had known about 1 and 2 when i was younger i probably would've played them

refuse to touch 76 with a 10 foot pole

[fast garden]

granted, 1 and 2 are totally different from 3 and 4

[keen sparrow]

but they're the OG

[fast garden]

3 is really like the cheap copy of new vegas in most peoples eyes so thats interesting to me

i will say

the game is even harder to look at than far cry 2

[keen sparrow]

I LOVE FAR CRY 2 LMAO

[pallid bolt]

3 is cool but you can tell it's a shooter built on a tennis game engine

[fast garden]

every fallout is like that tbh

[stark torrent]

decent games for their time but yeah

[fast garden]

76 blows ass

[keen sparrow]

when i was in high school i'd get into arguements over FO3 vs Far cry 2, my ass being the far cry simp

[stark torrent]

Outer Worlds 2

STARFIELD

[fast garden]

outer mids 2

[keen sparrow]

waiting for that to go on sale

[fast garden]

measure a games success by the amount of video essays on it

[keen sparrow]

as i've played every bethesda game but arena

[stark torrent]

dont wait to buy that dogshit game man

[keen sparrow]

76 and

[stark torrent]

go play metro

[fast garden]

starfield isnt even mid its just bad

[keen sparrow]

it's that or i yoink pieces of it off 130 other people's computers

[fast garden]

if you havent played te metro series i second that

[keen sparrow]

my least favourite game and also hottest gamer take?

witcher 3 is garbage, go play gothic 1 and 2

https://tenor.com/view/baby-running-oops-wrong-way-gif-7939302

[pallid bolt]

Far Cry 2 is peak but FC3 is mega peak

[fast garden]

i spent several hours in witcher 3 and tried to like it

[keen sparrow]

same

[fast garden]

but the only thing interesting is the dialouge

everything else is utter ass

[stark torrent]

i really cant use slurs here so imma abstain

Witcher 3 was a good game

[fast garden]

witcher 3 is a good story

i wouldnt say a good game

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-sopranos-gif-19397638

[keen sparrow]

I have a rule. a 3 try rule. and it has worked. i tried Dragon's Dogma 3 times, and third try it clicked. now i have 800 hours in it

[pallid bolt]

W3 is like baby's first RPG

[keen sparrow]

Withcer 3? tried it 5 times

fuck that game

hit dodge hit dodge hit dodge hit dodge

[fast garden]

a friend of mine played the hell out of DD and was so dissapointed by dd2

[stark torrent]

i think it was a good game , i finished it many times, but i saw the flaws more and more the more i played

[keen sparrow]

dd2 is ass. a shadow in comparison

[fast garden]

dd2 was a lot of fun for me albeit i could feel it was so unfinished

that was really its problem

game unfinished

[keen sparrow]

omg what they did to the classes vocations...

unplayable/10

[soft coral]

Wtf in gods name is happening here

what are you muppets talking about

[keen sparrow]

bad RPGs

[fast garden]

games that arent tarkov ivan

isnt that what you wanted

[soft coral]

oh

Good

proceed

interesting

[pallid bolt]

What's the name of that one isometric RPG where you and humanity are stuck in a subway station

Like metro but isometric

[fast garden]

uhm

[pallid bolt]

And more RPG

One of the classics I think

[fast garden]

you think its in a sseth video

underrail?

[keen sparrow]

hey hey people

[pallid bolt]

Shadowrun returns

Underrail as well. Forgot about that one

[hollow patrol]

ive seen a whole 100 seconds worth of arc raiders gameplay and to me it just seems like what forever winter should have been?

[fast garden]

fuckin literally lmfao

[hollow patrol]

wack

[fast garden]

though tbh

[pallid bolt]

I think forever winter was banking more on ceaseless war

More carcasses and fortifications

[hollow patrol]

no but like overall gameplay

[fast garden]

arc raiders is a game id have preferred as a pve game. makes me wish that forever winter and generation zero were better games

however

console needed an introduction to a decent extraction style shooter

since marathon dropped that ball

[pallid bolt]

Gen 0 is cool but it feels like it's missing something

[fast garden]

forever winter is a really nice piece of art

avg swede game

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-gif-8985768279355337139

MARATHON

[pallid bolt]

I might've just not gotten far enough into it, but it didn't feel like there was much threat

[fast garden]

no they really isnt

game gets pretty stagnant fast

should i post goon in brainfart

[winged mica]

No iedy's porn today?

Shit sucks

[stark torrent]

who approved of you here cocksucker

get this offtopicer gooner out of here

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Bold statement coming from you

[fast garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

mom and dad are fighting again

[ancient marsh]

says the brainfart gooner

[stark torrent]

thats like a 1/10 of what i posted in here

and even i admit it

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-punisher-punisher-daredevil-punisher-court-scene-punisher-court-speech-gif-9280760464850102883

[stark torrent]

poor example , poor judgement , poor in general - yeah that fits Cockrider profile

now fuck off to your next game

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/what-he-say-f-me-for-what-he-say-fuck-me-for-meme-50-cent-stan-gif-13008266093807676783

[keen sparrow]

wait

why is Iedy known as a gooner here

even i'm new for the lore

[fast garden]

no no

you can stay in here

its okay kitten

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-shocked-surprised-omg-gif-5096321

[soft coral]

what happened with bf6?
did the hype die after a week?

[ancient marsh]

do NOT check his image and gif history

[fast garden]

chorefield6 challenges

[ancient marsh]

DONT PLAY THIS GAME
YOU WILL CUM IN 30 SECONDS

[fast garden]

and then season 1 came out and it was a battlepass that basically required playing the battleroyale to progress

[soft coral]

gg ea ruuining the game in 1 month

record times

[fast garden]

but also its a battlefield game its something ill come back to when i have a craving because i just really like battlefield

but i kinda burnt myself out

[soft coral]

gg

[fast garden]

yeah gg

108 hrs

[stark torrent]

90% of the challenges to unlock even the most mundane and entry level gadgets are a Jaeger Quest

[fast garden]

still dont have the engineer mastery done

gave up on that

6000 repair in a match

[stark torrent]

they did change them now but it took them 2 weeks

[soft coral]

ok then shit game

[stark torrent]

you had to do like 200x 200m headshots to unloock a sniper rifle that was worse than the default one , and there is a single map in the game rn where u can get 200m headshots semi reliable

others are only building fests

dogshit

[blazing basin]

Bro thought being a jannie makes him cool 💀 💀 💀

[soft coral]

ok mayeb not shit

but bad aproach

[fast garden]

the maps are also super small for battlefield

even fucking hardline has larger maps

and the smaller maps are better designed

in hardline

[stark torrent]

yeah the maps are definetely to appeal to the Call of Dutyers

[fast garden]

map design team died with BF1

last bf game with good maps

[hollow patrol]

brainfart stroker

use proper terminology

[soft coral]

cant wait for 1.0 and you people to get burns out within 3 weeks

[stark torrent]

stalker , im only watching

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

dont kid yourself you know it will happen

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

hey idk

there might well be enough content to last longer than that

[stark torrent]

eh we'll see cause i dont have any holiday or shit so i wont be playing like i usually do

this is the first wipe they do that is not during a holiday for me

[soft coral]

ok my bad

4 weeks

🙄

[fast garden]

i would very much like to have a job right now but i dont

oh well

tarkov

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

you hanging in there buddy

[soft coral]

i hope you order Dr. Pepper and they get your ass coke

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/usoHqGqegZc?si=QXrM9jdHnB3cNKRV

[viral egret]

my plastic-knuckle bicycle gloves have arrived

i can finally ride 20% less safely

[fast garden]

1.0 timmies coming to the game seeing the guys wearing tracksuits, green skeleton glitch shirts, and this shit

[stark torrent]

Whoever changed the spawns in arena - to the next troop transport

im sorry but i cant

[fast garden]

for checkpoint

yeah

they made bad maps worse

[stark torrent]

i have more desync on EU than on NA

did all my dailies with the price of my sanity and i didnt even unlock a single cosmetic cause i need 1 more level

bag pula in gura lui BSG

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll you know in dexter that scene with a room full of blood

the bay harbor gooner makes a room full of cum

[soft coral]

Best item

[stark torrent]

yes

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

everytime I open this chat Its an exact mirror copy of a mental ward

[hollow patrol]

How do you know this..

[soft coral]

he was a victim

[ancient marsh]

i plead the fifth

[ancient marsh]

infinite bombs but you can also blow yourself

skill based item

[soft coral]

get quest to kill CS and 2 millitary
come back with this home
@native crypt

• 1 random dead merc

[pallid bolt]

Quite a big load for that guy

A usable fal

[soft coral]

the fal wasn't part of them

neither was the val and chimera I already had those

[fast garden]

so the things you got that were of note was like the ks23 and thats it

[pallid bolt]

I wonder if the vyklop is actually good

[fast garden]

its not bad at what its for tbh

[soft coral]

quality in this case of the loot is irelevant

I pinged 2009 for a reason

he knows how this run has went up until this point

ump will get repaired finally I can kill more than 1 mutant

[fast garden]

idk that i have ever used ump

this is mono run yeah

[soft coral]

ump is nice

though personally I prefer mp5sd due to lower recoil

[stark torrent]

tarkov 2021 UMP meta

[soft coral]

and nearly identical TTK

[fast garden]

you know i still use that thing mid wipe

[stark torrent]

.45 AP at lvl 2 peacekeeper

[fast garden]

valday ump

[stark torrent]

yes but you are weird

[fast garden]

yes but my best mid wipe lobby wipes are with it too

[stark torrent]

i did use loud UMP as a secondary when i was boltying

i felt like in GAMMA

[pallid bolt]

A bizon full of HP can take down a small handful of boars

That's one of my early game favorites

[soft coral]

well turns out no advanced yet

gg we repair GooNan

[fast garden]

should i do mono run

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

hmm

[pallid bolt]

Best thing about bizon, A kit even though it should be C

[soft coral]

I am doing mono run because I never didone in gamma

only in Anermly

[fast garden]

worst thing about bizon, sorta ugly model and animation

[pallid bolt]

Yeah the model blows

Nothing a new mod can't fix

It also has an unusually long delay when putting it away

[stark torrent]

im watching tigz watching vonza and one of his viewers posted ASCII flaccid cock in chat , tigz went OOOOOOH @ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden

hahahahahaha

[fast garden]

they should have just done zombies for the last week of wipe man

so there was at least something to do

[stark torrent]

1 ruble event zombies open traders

100% bosses

[fast garden]

exactly

total warzone

[stark torrent]

softcore my ass

[pallid bolt]

Pillowcore

[soft coral]

krolik
sells .357HP
doesn't sell coonan mags

ok

1 mag is all I need anyway

[pallid bolt]

You're using an incredibly rare gun

You're gonna be hard pressed to find mags

[soft coral]

we'll be fine

[fast garden]

imma do sin actually

[soft coral]

vss 30 rounders acquired

tarkov aah build

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-gif-26479397

nvm its drug kit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[soft coral]

ok

coonan is fun

1 taps dogs

2 taps lurkers

if I get 15 rounders for it

gg

[hollow patrol]

my last run i got 5 million expert tools but never a drug or gun kit

i think i legit had master tools before i got a drug or gun kit

[pallid bolt]

That's the worst part honestly

If you can't get a gunsmith early you're fucked

At least with doctors you can get a full heal for 1800, like 10 Mosin rounds are 2100

[hollow patrol]

i killed half my enemies with melee to make up for the lack of ammo

i was playing zombified stalker so i was like extra poor

had to make ends meet somehow

[pallid bolt]

I added a mod that made dead stalkers actually drop a reasonable amount of ammo

Like I don't kill a Mosin guy and only get 1 round, I get 7

If I kill a SMG guy I get around 30-40

[hollow patrol]

psshh whatever

i thug it out

[pallid bolt]

I understand that, but lategame with rifles blows ass if you don't have a gunsmith

Entire days worth of work equals out to 40 bullets

[hollow patrol]

rather i kind of want to make it worse for myself because when i play zombified stalker which is probably the hardest earlygame (endgame it doesnt matter cause its not like the gear you can get is different) its too easy

[pallid bolt]

If you're doing a testicle smasher run that's different I guess

[hollow patrol]

like

the first time i did it i legit softlocked myself by running out of money and food or water then just having no way to get more

legit impoverished to death

and after that i got my shit together and i thrived

[pallid bolt]

How do you even survive as a zombie if you have no traders

[hollow patrol]

monolith and sin are friendly

[pallid bolt]

Oh

[hollow patrol]

youre basically a retarded bootleg monolith

that starts with loner gear

the stuff you usually spawn in with in cordon

but in the north

[fast garden]

rads obliterate you?

[pallid bolt]

How can you survive the rad pockets

[hollow patrol]

used to be way worse before grok made the change that you need like 40% rad level to start dying

[fast garden]

true

[hollow patrol]

now its light work

[fast garden]

good change tbh

[soft coral]

LOWKEY underrated comment

holy shit

so true

[hollow patrol]

but it used to be FUUCKED 90% of your pay went into meds and mono base doesnt have medics so you just have to splurge on meds and booze and shit

[fast garden]

thats why the quest from CS exists

[soft coral]

so far I'm enjoying mono

its definitely

...different

:D

[hollow patrol]

and any money left over goes into food so you dont die of starvation

ammo good luck

[fast garden]

started sin and some chimeras demolished some mono

im friendly with mutants

ez

[soft coral]

I feel line sin is mono but easy mode

[hollow patrol]

i want to do some different faction runs like isg or something but im too lazy and i think theyd be too easy i always end up doing zombified instead

[soft coral]

so far mono run is going well I'd say

way more fighting than the other factions

also shoutout to removed package delivery missions

shit feels so forced to make you actively go out and fight to scavange for gear

[hollow patrol]

murder and war

[soft coral]

kind of the just of the faction yeah

I'm enjoying it though

repaired the coonan

[hollow patrol]

when i play zombified i uphold no moral code

[soft coral]

now I can 2 tap most mutants

[hollow patrol]

if i have enough reputation with monolith to keep their trade level up and not get jumped by them i am killing them

its all in the name of profit

[pallid bolt]

Why not just use a mp412 or winchester

[soft coral]

because I couldnt find one of those

the fk kind of question is that

[pallid bolt]

Those are way more plentiful for more

Me

[fast garden]

i almost never find those

[soft coral]

hey guys run is going well as clear sky I found a nice toz to repair and use
wtf why aren't you using pkm day 2 in the run

???????????????

[fast garden]

coonan pretty common tho

[soft coral]

coonan is very common

[hollow patrol]

i find those once every 10000 dead stalkers dude

[soft coral]

I get like 50+ of them in a run

[hollow patrol]

the what

[pallid bolt]

If you want Winchester just farm CS

[soft coral]

no

I dont want that

I wanna use the coonan

[pallid bolt]

Goonan

[soft coral]

BECAUSE I FOUND IT AND REPAIRED IT

[pallid bolt]

Isn't there another pistol you can rechamber to make it .357?

[soft coral]

deagle

thats 357 by default

[pallid bolt]

Why not .50AE?

[soft coral]

because .50 ae doesn't fucking exist in gamma

at least base gamma

[pallid bolt]

Surely someone's made a .50AE mod

[soft coral]

maybe they have

I couldn't give less of a flying fuck

[pallid bolt]

A deagle without .50AE just ain't right

[soft coral]

Coonan with 15 rounders if I can buy them from someone lowkey slaps

mutants at least

and low tier sdalgers

[pallid bolt]

What's the base pen

[soft coral]

its HP rounds

it does flesh dmg

[pallid bolt]

Yeah but what's the pen

[soft coral]

idk and it doesn't matter

I dont care about how much pen it has I wont shoot it at armoured targets

[pallid bolt]

I'd imagine if someone has high enough armor it would

[soft coral]

theres onl 1 type of 357 and its HP

[pallid bolt]

I KNOW

[soft coral]

youre weird

[fast garden]

you reccomend mp5sd6 ivan

never used it

[soft coral]

I do

absolutely

[pallid bolt]

my only issue with this game, as a whole, is that you can't tell what helmet somebody is wearing

Unless there's a mod that separates helmets and body armor

[fast garden]

the physical models mean nothing

whatever

shoot enemy in head till dead

[soft coral]

go down RPM upgrade
thing gets 1000 rpm with very low recoil
shreds most mutants and even stalkers with AP

[fast garden]

oooh

[hollow patrol]

rpg top pick

[soft coral]

mp9 by default has like 1100 I used it a bit and went back to mp5sd
mp9 has jumpy recoil didn't like it

[fast garden]

dead mono moment kek

[hollow patrol]

if enemy looks scary dont shoot
if enemy look like a bitch shoot

[soft coral]

some shots missed

[hollow patrol]

that is my philosophy

[pallid bolt]

I get that

[soft coral]

honestly after sa58 and chimera hunter
mp5sd is my third favourite gun

so fun to use

and 9x19HP is dirt cheap

[pallid bolt]

But yesterday I was shooting at Duty loosers in truck cemetery with my Mosin, got a dust cloud shot on a headshot

Had to swap to 54r AP to take him down

[soft coral]

majority of the physical models are the fucking COP models

[fast garden]

light bloom moment

[pallid bolt]

Needs tritium rear circle

Flashbang

[soft coral]

das a lot of bloom sir

[pallid bolt]

That thingy must be a spotlight

[soft coral]

well everyone has different tastes in gamma but personally I think you will enjoy mp5sd @fast garden

[fast garden]

yeah i avoid glow sights because the bloom is so powerful

but yeah laser 9x19 sounds nice

so will try

[soft coral]

1000rpm with low recoil goes hard

[pallid bolt]

I think the bizon is peak for mutants with HP

[soft coral]

(if a mags user mp5sd has the 50 rounders too )

[soft coral]

caliber?

[pallid bolt]

9x18 is a laser

But I also use a Recoil mod that doesn't have screen shake and bloom

[soft coral]

eeeh

[pallid bolt]

I think it's GBOOBS enhanced

Gold edition

[soft coral]

Id still go for 9x19 or .45

18 doesn't cut it for anything bigger than a boar

[pallid bolt]

Bizon has 64

[short cove]

@soft coral you know what cal i am gon say is best

.45 acp in the vec

[fast garden]

wtf this thing has base mag of 40

[soft coral]

would be a pretty common opinion if the vector wasn't nonexistant

[soft coral]

let 'er rip

[soft coral]

yeah and it sadly fires 9x18

whats your point

[fast garden]

id say i got pretty fucking lucky

[soft coral]

legit cnpp ready loadout

[pallid bolt]

18 versus 19 isn't a huge difference. I'd rather have 64 rounds than 30

[soft coral]

as I said

youre weird

its ok we still love you

[pallid bolt]

It can't be more than like a 5 damage diff

[soft coral]

no idea I dont use that garbage bullet

[pallid bolt]

9x18 also cheap as shit

[soft coral]

so is 9x19

:)

[fast garden]

the ammos hidden stats are wildly different

basically the in game bullet stats dont matter

[soft coral]

the stat window lies

[fast garden]

9x18 is unfathomable dogshit

[soft coral]

as I said

[pallid bolt]

Is there a mod that shows the real stats

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

its crap for ANYTHING bigger than a boar/flesh

[pallid bolt]

Wasn't there one called accurate stats or something?

[soft coral]

thats for armors

momopate made that one

because they got tired of grok and his rounded values

which I kind of understand

because for some reason we can't have precise values displayed

because fuck logic

[fast garden]

that would be nice

[pallid bolt]

The rounding stuff fucked me over a lot when i was starting

Used to pop the uh....white pill bottle as a small heal

[native crypt]

Yady

[pallid bolt]

Turns out it's not +1% a second, it's like 0.1%

[soft coral]

yadulin

[pallid bolt]

Yeah

[soft coral]

ah

damn this guide kinda fire

[pallid bolt]

I kinda wish yadulin did +1%, that would make it a decent option for a cheap but slow heal

Saves you a couple bucks instead of an ai2

[stark torrent]

idk i always used yadulin when in my base or shit

it would heal me up by the time im done sorting my shit

also i swear if you drink water or shit after yadulin you get rid of the dizzy

[native crypt]

Yeah I think most drinks have the sobering effect

[fast garden]

they do yeah

[soft coral]

because its a mechanic

:D

water does this , glucose does this , caffeine pills do this , coffee adnd energy drinks(common W)

[stark torrent]

ouuskha

i also loved the big coffee mug

[fast garden]

coffee grounds my beloved

[soft coral]

fun fact: during an emission if a crow falls and you skin it theres a chance for the old anomaly ammo parts to dropwhich used to be needed for ammo crafting :D
@fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

ive actually tried skinning them several times but have never seen that

[soft coral]

its a rare item

but can drop

[hollow patrol]

any gun that has a good caliber if it allows me to shoot an armored guy and he falls down, its good enough

(and then any shotgun)

[soft coral]

true I suppose

the mp5sd was purely used on my stream out of curiosity one time

i go "lets fix this and try it out"

turns out its an extremely fun and good gun

[hollow patrol]

but how about the ammo usage

[fast garden]

i like that one green fancy p90

[soft coral]

????

it fires 9x19 wdym what about ammo usage

[hollow patrol]

how much ammo you blasting with that bitch

[soft coral]

ALL guns in gamma use ammo

[hollow patrol]

how much to kill a mf

i know this

but

ammo is expensive

[stark torrent]

they used to crash

[soft coral]

never used it on stalkers I only fired 9x19 HP with it on mutants

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-rompompom-gachi-muchi-smile-happy-birthday-wishes-gif-15689621328726997948

[soft coral]

for stalkers I use a rifle

[hollow patrol]

fine

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

9mm bullet hose idk man

[hollow patrol]

i guess 9x19 ap would do decently against most non-top tier stalkers

but thats expensivee...

[fast garden]

you play zombified you should already know

[soft coral]

throwback to when pressing details on melter crashed the game

[hollow patrol]

i like guns that shoot 1 bullet or those that can shoot in a burst since my ammo doesnt immediately disappear and i dont get sent into poverty

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

big L GSC

astronomical L

[stark torrent]

yeah i was going to say

Misery got pulled for some reason

[stark torrent]

@foggy jay boss u seeing this

[soft coral]

gsc pulling off a BSG

damn

[fast garden]

gsc acting like they own soviet architecture

[soft coral]

literally

[stark torrent]

That sounds like the kind of ego that cocksucker Sergey would have

similar to Nikita " I created the extarction shooter genre" Buyanov

[pallid bolt]

This happens basically every time I skin a crow

[fast garden]

i mean

he isnt really wrong

[soft coral]

tbh misery really resembles stalker if it was made in roblox engine

but to take it down?

idk

[wintry ridge]

Are they sure it was GSC

[soft coral]

no idea this time

I will wait until further news

wont take any sides this time

damn

[wintry ridge]

Some shit like this happened before with other studios but it was just people trolling

[soft coral]

if this got taken down

why not chernobylite

in this case gsc should copyclaim tarkov , and stalcraft too

[pallid bolt]

Chernobylite is cool but gey cause you get PUNISHED for killing bandits

Cause your character has a "conscience" about it

So you're kinda forced to pacifist it as much as you can

[wintry ridge]

Tarkov is reaching ngl

[hollow patrol]

it got taken down?

[soft coral]

yes mate

[wintry ridge]

They did ask stalcraft to change stuff no?

[hollow patrol]

dude wtf this game has been sitting rent free in my mind for the past 10 years

im gonna get it and never play it ever

[pallid bolt]

You know it's bad when you're giving a game away for free

[soft coral]

shit lemem grab

[hollow patrol]

you can tell this is how i found it because i was about to search up misery on the steam store

[stark torrent]

Apparently the developer of Misery is pro RU Invasion

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

woahhhhhhhhhhh

WOAHHH

ok we do not support that

[hallow stream]

crazy ass kcd2 sale

omg

[stark torrent]

Also a lot of copyright music or shit

[soft coral]

mmm

idk

not taking a side

another free one

[pallid bolt]

That's such an AI game description

[soft coral]

I grab it

idc

only those 3

[hollow patrol]

"pony" dlc

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-rompompom-gachi-muchi-smile-happy-birthday-wishes-gif-15689621328726997948

[soft coral]

that one I didnt grab

game is 20 bucks

hell naw

sir we're balkan

we're poor as shit

[soft coral]

@hollow patrol @stark torrent @hallow stream @fast garden mf said who lost a bet

[hollow patrol]

[soft coral]

man

12am

laughing at insta reels like a lunatic

its a dangerous game

parents sleeping I laugh out loud

its over

@hollow patrol @stark torrent @fast garden

[hollow patrol]

extending her hospital stay

holy shit

i time travelled chat..

its official

[soft coral]

man

i cant repost 95% of my reels

it would break half the discord tos
and multiple osha violations

holy shit

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

Yeah makes sense

[soft coral]

idc youre getting insta reels

@fast garden @stark torrent

ya laughin with me

[soft coral]

@fast garden @hollow patrol @native crypt

[brittle sinew]

Literally me bro

Gym sesh, followed by "what food we got?"

[native crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/732404014615887933/1436518951671562484/k8YVsd_ZRm24o6Ax.mp4

[wintry ridge]

the new trailer goes so hard

"The biggest reason people hate on it is because they love it. Strong emotions bring strong reactions."

op felt like sun tzu sayin that shit

and he aint wrong

also uhh whats that on the hardpoint

[ancient marsh]

feature frrom ABI

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1436452075784634418/batch_4f82f71f-5379-46b9-beb6-dfbf63befad4_0.mp4?ex=690fa7be&is=690e563e&hm=ba79851b76dc7d4b97133caa1216f09064379ad9275933617ebeb32e36955f2d&

vonza streaming on a gameboy advance

like that's crazy bro

[soft coral]

mom moves stuff around
no space
tells dad: here you go put it in ivans room

@stark torrent

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @native crypt @brittle sinew

[stark torrent]

EggS

[short cove]

Hitler car

[ancient marsh]

america prison meal

[brave aspen]

peel the plastic off your monitor i beg you