💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

WAHT NOW?!?!!?

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

alright man

[keen sparrow]

WHOA

[soft coral]

"haha I thought you had a baddie but it turns out she's a man"

[fast garden]

i hope you think her coochie making noise but whole time its farts

[soft coral]

HAHAHA

[keen sparrow]

'i hope ye kids en up jus like me, widou a daddeh'

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/JIDIdWyM7HM?si=bmEAe4LGijq2NKGT

part 2

[keen sparrow]

k since we listenin to this kinda rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE3_voC3qU&list=RDvtE3_voC3qU&start_radio=1

[fast garden]

"i hope you get another interview and dont get hired, bitch"

[keen sparrow]

'shout out to the W... NBA, you got some fine ass girls i wanna fuck in the mouth'

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

Lil B is the type of rapper to say "he sucks cocks with his asshole" instead of just calling them g@y

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/hK-JRSM0F34?si=rCkgat--y6ewbUEk

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSHpxA2grUQ&list=RDvtE3_voC3qU&index=2

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-thrust-pelvic-thrust-sexy-cowboys-farm-gif-21661520

[soft coral]

Considering

making the gamma healing guide

even though theres multiple of em out there

[keen sparrow]

Make yours funny

[soft coral]

but I want to make it look good

and look liek it actually has some production value

[soft coral]

mmm nah I want itto be edited well

[keen sparrow]

no i mean

write a script or something

because i bet

the other healing guides are dull

like reading a wiki

[soft coral]

hmmm

also how long should it be

cuz in reality healing isn't complex

use yellow then white healing

[fast garden]

healing isnt that complex yeah

[keen sparrow]

probably not more than like 7 minutes

tops

[fast garden]

agree

[keen sparrow]

If it was tapkob healing guide

[fast garden]

thats even less complex

see this icon

[soft coral]

yeah

[fast garden]

do this

theres only ever like

4 things to do

heal

stop bleed

surgery

splint

[soft coral]

numbers go down?
use healing item
see broken limb icon?
use splint
see bleeding?
use bandage

[keen sparrow]

idk i've seen a few people that didn't know grizzly heals fractures....

[soft coral]

mind numbingly simple

[soft coral]

we call that a skill issue

not system complexity

[fast garden]

tbf unless you inspected items how would you know

(why are you not looking at what items do)

(skissue)

yeah thats the thing

most things overlap

grizz heals

does bleeds

and fractures

gg

all you need now is a surgery kit and some painkillers in a pinch

[keen sparrow]

I think GAMMA healing is pretty simple

[soft coral]

also I see a lot of gamma players carry 300 med items with them when all you need is like less than 10
bandage/turni
ibu/yadu
medkit/stimpak

[keen sparrow]

pre-heals, post heals, maybe a bleed

[fast garden]

its not complex but theresa lot of items in gamma

and most of them are useful

[soft coral]

gamma has a lot of items which do not contribute to healing

[fast garden]

whereas in tarkov theres a lot of overlap and not everything is useful

[soft coral]

aka anti radiaton / radioprotectant

psy block / hercules / cocaine
so on and so forth

all of these are utility items

[fast garden]

yeah meanwhile tarkov has like

3 nonpk stims that matter

[soft coral]

in tarkov you just have hp to worry about

[native crypt]

dont forget the king: FENT

[soft coral]

fent heals slowly

[fast garden]

THANKYOUFENTGOD

[soft coral]

good for after battle healing

[native crypt]

popeye has his spinach i have fent

[soft coral]

on the spot healing the most cost efficient item is millitary stimpak

[fast garden]

im always gatekept by syringes

i imagine lots of newer players could struggle with the resources

[keen sparrow]

k, restarting GAMMA, i wanna see how many syringes i have

[soft coral]

well

early on obviously you cant craft mil stims

but after the midgame its the best healing

scientific cost too much

2 ai-2 turn into army and then the army into scientific to be able to craft a scientific stimpak it requires wayyyy to much for what its worth

mid to late game I'm packing 30/50 millitary stims

pop one or two you're as good as new

and they drop syringes so...recycling

[fast garden]

yeah thats the thing the recycling helps a lot

[keen sparrow]

oh..

oh dear....

[fast garden]

how fucking long

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[fast garden]

have you been in that playthrough

or like

looting perks

or buying everything

[keen sparrow]

20 ingame days

[fast garden]

100% the fucking looting perks

in skills mod

willing to bet

[soft coral]

also
big money on disassembling epi shots and improvised stimpaks
good for getting those syringes

[native crypt]

last time i cleared cnpp i did it with a shitload of drugs, pkp, rpd, and a unisg noso

https://tenor.com/view/no-russian-call-of-duty-gif-21881502

[fast garden]

pkp and rpd is crazy

[native crypt]

its so fun

[fast garden]

las vegas shooter build

[soft coral]

this vid is still grinding

[soft coral]

slowly but surely

[native crypt]

true i should get a saw for next time

[keen sparrow]

nope.

[soft coral]

how much item id do you have for 22 days?

[keen sparrow]

k where to check

[fast garden]

local looting moment

no med skills

what about the ih

ZCP settings for loot or whatever

the random bonus loot spawns

i have that turned on but on extremely low spawn rates

[soft coral]

quicksave
press tilte

it says it there

item id or w/e

[keen sparrow]

still default

[fast garden]

brotato chip where the hell have all those come from

lmfao

do you not do any crafting of meds?

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-need-for-speed-need-for-speed-underground-underground-nfs-ug-gif-25042382

[keen sparrow]

mostly army medkits, yadulin, and large glucose

[soft coral]

yadulin doesn't give syringes

[keen sparrow]

lol too many

[soft coral]

can I get a number?

[keen sparrow]

35,303

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[soft coral]

actually not that much

the game starts at about 25/7k

[fast garden]

whats the very bad things start to happen limit

[soft coral]

65k

save bricks

have to reload an earlier one

[keen sparrow]

it's making me nervous, every time i open the stash to my workbench the game freezes for 2-3 seconds

[soft coral]

which is why we create 2/3 workbenches

[fast garden]

too much shit in it

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

yeah

multiple

[keen sparrow]

i've been cleaning it out regularly

[soft coral]

I prefer workbenches over stashes as it allows direct crafting

[fast garden]

the stack of 300 metal parts:

[keen sparrow]

tossing gun parts, armour parts that are like.. below 70% durability

[soft coral]

bellow 60%*

[keen sparrow]

same

[soft coral]

the threshhold is 60 for repair

[keen sparrow]

i know

[soft coral]

he knows

[keen sparrow]

at the start of the game i save everything over 60

and as i progress i have to force myself to make the number higher

otherwise i just have too much shit

[soft coral]

ngl

after you find the weapon you wanna use for therest of the run

no point in looting other parts

at some point just buy a repair kit and use it to repair the gun outright

[keen sparrow]

it's a hard habit to break

[soft coral]

I did it on my monosave

selling each adn everypart I dont need

for the sa58 as val or armors

out the window you go

[keen sparrow]

I can do 'field strip' on a bunch of bandits while having a convo with someone behind me

[soft coral]

they barely make any money though

I'm field stripping your mom

[keen sparrow]

AYO?

[soft coral]

in game in game

[keen sparrow]

lmao

she's huge and a redhead so

if you're into that

[cyan garnet]

I'm in ags building rn

[soft coral]

@fast garden Cheers with Jack Daniels

[cyan garnet]

Straight strokin my shit

Punisher 6 nearly done

Just test drive 4/5 and psycho sniper and i can prestige

[soft coral]

test drive 2

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-2082896366175915820

I had to do some serious streets gaming to smash out test drive 2 in 2 days

Actual dogshit doing it with this softcore bullshit everyone has at least tier 5 on

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/drool-gif-2610555184024771987

[soft coral]

some cheddar

[soft coral]

what a nice balkan dinner

2 pieces of toast
2 pickles

some Lutenica

omg

I had the tarkov wiki opened

on test drive 2

and got a jumpscare

alhamdulilah god forbid

[native crypt]

dogshit quest with terrible rewards 😋

[soft coral]

Dogshit game

@keen sparrow

I enjoy using this

makes the end and start of a short faded out

[keen sparrow]

is that like, fade to black or

[soft coral]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

fuck yeah

[soft coral]

interesting

[keen sparrow]

you know you can do that with background audio too

[soft coral]

idk whythey would put it here and not in transitions

I know

[keen sparrow]

'he knows'

[soft coral]

I do

though

curious as to why this isn't in transitions inside the toolbox

and instead right there on the timeline

[keen sparrow]

are you ending a clip, or transitioning to another one

[soft coral]

no

making a short

low effort as per usual

interesting how

uploading to youtube straight from Da Vinci doesn't upload it to shorts

but as a regular video

[keen sparrow]

yeah i don't know why

[soft coral]

Dumbass app

but I'm learning more and more

https://youtube.com/shorts/P_fV-0ypV4g?feature=share

looks good I think @keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden

Fade to black such an easy way to make it look professional

meanwhile I move a slider 10 pixels to the side

[stark torrent]

i forgot my town has Glovo delivery now lol

ordered a shawarma

[soft coral]

Fuck glovo

takeaway on top

[stark torrent]

doesnt exist

[soft coral]

damn

[native crypt]

looks very good

[soft coral]

Romania L

Common one in fact

[soft coral]

Thanks

this is all I did

[stark torrent]

oh it has but in big cities

not mine

ggs

[soft coral]

here we have even in small towns

[stark torrent]

my town just got Bolt and Glovo this year i think

[soft coral]

🇧🇬 💪

BOLT?!
DEADLY ANOMALIES DANGEROUS MUTANTS

🗣️

[stark torrent]

JOIN DUTY

[soft coral]

join booty

[native crypt]

ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/xUqDb-p-Ksw?si=ZG7DAB9sZCQkoMvp

THEY DONT LET THE JEW ON THE CANOE 🗣️

[keen sparrow]

I made my base in an empty apartment here once on a Mono playthrough

not knowing that it is one of the hottest destinations for Controllers

fucking. aids.

[soft coral]

A good chunk of pripyat is a hotspot for controllers

on my first day on stream I had one here as well

next to the car thingy

monolith inside sitting around the cosy campfires and the brain frying controllers is outside their doorstep

maybe start the video with something like "have you ever come out of a fight against dogs with your shins maules and wondered which would be the quickest and easiest way to heal?" "this video will answer exactly that question" @keen sparrow

or something

[keen sparrow]

See?

knew you could do it

[soft coral]

I'm just brain storming ways to being the video

cuz the rest is ez

I just yap

use this or that

[viral egret]

still no hybrid

this is with PG belt btw

92%

[soft coral]

gg

[viral egret]

bs soon

@soft coral if i get a galil ace 52 im gonna switch my sg out

[compact knoll]

@soft coral hows that girl going

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH

[compact knoll]

You still feeding her cat?

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

oh yeah

we all collectively forgot

[soft coral]

no

thankfully

[viral egret]

did it progress or regress

[compact knoll]

Yes go on

[soft coral]

leave me alone

let me record my healing guide

[viral egret]

[stark torrent]

well if ivan is with his parents , she is from Plovdiv

[compact knoll]

Answer the question man

[stark torrent]

so they are not in the same town rn

[viral egret]

ONLY AND ONLY SOULS

[soft coral]

she is not from plovdiv

[stark torrent]

oh she is from home?

ggs

[soft coral]

she is from Stara Zagora

[keen sparrow]

uhhhhh

[viral egret]

is that sig spear

[compact knoll]

Am i seeing that healing icon right

[keen sparrow]

it's OP as fuck, i'm actually cheating

[compact knoll]

I cant zoom in unfortunately

[stark torrent]

i mean with Rex it always has to be a W and an L

[compact knoll]

Well it's pretty much a battle rifle but with good recoil

[keen sparrow]

oh just wait

[stark torrent]

can you show the anims?

[compact knoll]

Good ingames

Dogshit irl

Its like crazy heavy

[viral egret]

so average sig

[keen sparrow]

nah nah

[stark torrent]

US army adopting a worse gun than the SCAR series challenge speedrun %

[compact knoll]

Sir the scar was good

Just very expensive

[viral egret]

xm8

[keen sparrow]

This one is chambered for .308

but has

NO RECOIL

[stark torrent]

It was not that good to justify the cons , the .308 one was unctrollable

and heavy as cock

556 one was decent

[compact knoll]

With how heavy it is, it has to have none

[viral egret]

why didnt they adopt the xm8

it was cool

[keen sparrow]

melted

[stark torrent]

too complex and prone to failiure

[compact knoll]

Youre not supposed to full auto the .308 you mongoloid

[stark torrent]

then its a gun for Europe not America man

telling the amerikan not to full auto , what next? ask him to suck dick ?

[viral egret]

dont they do that too sometimes

[stark torrent]

aight

Jarvis

Implode Rex

[viral egret]

telling an amerikan to not full auto everything is like telling a dutier to hit all his shots on a standing dog

[keen sparrow]

you know Russian army was told not to full auto the AVT

[viral egret]

theyre too drunk to feel recoil

[keen sparrow]

because it would get so hot it would smoothbore itself

[stark torrent]

yeah it broke in half

literally

[viral egret]

lmfao

[stark torrent]

no the wooden stock would crack

literally

[keen sparrow]

smoothbore

i don't doubt the stock thing

[stark torrent]

but the AVT was a prototype overall

[keen sparrow]

but they were literally told 2-round bursts, at most

aaaand blowout #2 of the day

fml

[native crypt]

very sad svts and avts weren't exported a lot

[stark torrent]

i mean back then they watned to keep shit for themselves

[keen sparrow]

i've been told it's essentially a rich old dude's collector gun now

[stark torrent]

even a Mosin now is expensive and they had millions

of themn

[keen sparrow]

also that they're a bitch to clean

[native crypt]

surplus being expensive is usually because of boomers

[viral egret]

speaking of guns and shit

when i was a child i wanted to become a gunsmith

because i was fascinated by the concept of guns

[native crypt]

had one try to sell me a garand for 1500 and i told him i couldn't wait to buy it at his estate sale

[viral egret]

garand thumb

[native crypt]

more like cheat on wife thumb

[soft coral]

rex @keen sparrow can I ask for opinion?

in dms

[keen sparrow]

k

[viral egret]

ohohoho

[soft coral]

Cock

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

When ivan asks how to wear the cat ears correctly but you cant prove it

[native crypt]

asked for which bell with collar to get

[soft coral]

I'm asking about video opinions stfu pula mea

I hope a gypsy come and scam you outta 80 dollars @stark torrent

[viral egret]

i just wiped a squad of renegades

[fast garden]

what gun sound is that and why does it sound so much like a sr2m

maybe not sr2m

it sounds like a sped up or slowed down tarkov sfx

but because its not the right speed idk what the hell it is

ah maybe mcx

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

ok ok

we're cooking it up

🧑‍🍳

[compact knoll]

the avt is suprisnigly old

they had it before the ww2 and the winter war

[soft coral]

your mother is surprisingly old

[compact knoll]

thank you

i know she looks young

[compact knoll]

fun fact

if you own an SVT

its very easy to modify it into being full auto

i think it only takes a small amount of metal wire

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

sounds russian allright

[viral egret]

you can literally bumpfire it

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow learned how to trim cut part of an audio and the visual clips so I cut out the "uhh" parts @stark torrent @viral egret

[keen sparrow]

Ayo, bro’s editing his audio too

Lets go

[fast garden]

its so peak

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nikki-minaj-crown-gif-13405498

[soft coral]

it sounds nicer

we leveling it up

[keen sparrow]

Bro is speedrunning a career as a video editor

[soft coral]

I dont wanna spend 3 days editing out every little uhh and whatever I've said

but I wanna make it nice

trim out the bad parts only pick the good clips

and use the fade to black

I wont spam transitions theyre not neede this time

[keen sparrow]

Just uhhh

Say uhh less

Writing a script also helps mitigate the uhh

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

halfway done

[viral egret]

peak

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-money-money-cash-loaded-dollar-bills-gif-14460012

[soft coral]

MMMM

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-madebynami-cat-think-car-think-cat-silly-gif-10256431613308407309

I'm feeling it

[fast garden]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/1986397898121121806

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

X · Nov 6, 2025, 11:38 AM

[soft coral]

need to figure out how to zoom in on a section so that the HP is visible throughout the vid

production value ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️

ah I got it

Need to unlink audio and video

duplicate clip place it so they overlap and then manually crop the health

MAN

get me a job at pixar

@keen sparrow

OK

:D

we're going places

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-beginning-to-believe-beginning-to-believe-gif-20824301

[viral egret]

ref time out

@soft coral

wtf

[soft coral]

nearly done

@viral egret @keen sparrow

yes I ping with updates I enjoy sharing with my friends

[viral egret]

peak yo

[wintry ridge]

Imagine this as EOD exclusive reward

Tarkov soundtrack cd

[soft coral]

the cuts are noticable but not that much

its all pretty smooth

I'm proud of it

[keen sparrow]

I’m… your friend?

https://tenor.com/view/demetözdemir-crying-sad-tear-up-pretty-gif-16621494

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

Got hella confused when I'm rewatching the 90% complete draft

and I'm like

wheres the part where I heal leg

turns out I never imported it into Da Vinci

gg

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

also

mental note taken

RENAME

THE FUCKING

CLIPS

after recording

it gets confusing as well

which one is which

[keen sparrow]

Yessss

[soft coral]

OKAYYYY

I'm feeling it I'm feeling it

6 mins as best as I could trim it @keen sparrow @fast garden

right on the money

[fast garden]

nice

[soft coral]

ok maybe 6 and a bit

with the outro

done

everything is edited

[wintry ridge]

K

[soft coral]

kys

little shit

[wintry ridge]

Bitch

[soft coral]

retard

[glacial haven]

gotta give nikita credit where it's due, at least he ain't a jealous mf

[fast garden]

yeah its at the point both where enough tarkov killers have died and where the other games are different enough that theres not really any bad blood

basically, hes more than made his money

i remember when duckov was getting shown off a while back and there was a tarkov yt short posted officially

[glacial haven]

nothing will ever kill tarkov, the same way that nothing will ever kill call of duty, if your only goal is to kill a predecessor of the genre that you're targeting, you'll lose on all fronts

[fast garden]

as has happened several times

[glacial haven]

Look at XDefiant, their only and biggest claim was to be a call of duty killer

Where is it now?

[fast garden]

the only games that really have any bad blood are the chinese clones

abi

man

i played xdefiant

it wasnt bad

[glacial haven]

That game is somewhere dead in the dumps, on some archive server in some Ubisoft HQ

[fast garden]

but it wasnt good enough to keep me playing

[glacial haven]

It was slow and the gun play felt horrible, the maps were unappealing and I have no clue how they did it but the server desync was stupid high

But to also be fair, the department that made the game had 0 prior knowledge in that type of genre

Like quite literally none, they were set up for failure

[fast garden]

and by that metric they did pretty good but like

no where near good enough

[glacial haven]

It wasn't even close enough to tickle the balls of Activision and Call Of Duty but then again, even if the development department of RS6 would've worked on it, the result wouldn't have been that much different because it quite literally had one thing in mind as it seems, to be a Call Of Duty replacement

Idk why game developers really want to replace existing monoliths of IP's

[fast garden]

it never works

[glacial haven]

It very rarely does, it worked for Overwatch and Marvel Rivals

But only because Overwatch 2 was not even close to what they promised

Even worse on some fronts

[fast garden]

yeah thats true

even then i wonder how the player numbers compare

ow2 blew ass enough that rivals had a chance

and rivals was good

even when tarkov was shitting bricks it still had its strong core

[fast garden]

and the things that came out of nowhere to get tarkov while it was down were hot ass

abi

to a lesser extent delta force

that one game made by the dead trigger mobile game devs

and several others

lets not also forget marathon

which had another NDA playtest recently

since its NDA and im not in those circles, no idea what the optics are on it right now

it was in an abysmal state for a multitude of reasons but they seem to be trying to hold on

im not exactly holding my breath

[soft coral]

life is like a shoe
you cannot drink a cow because the earth is purple
@fast garden @glacial haven

[glacial haven]

There is no reason to hope for anything in regards of Marathon

Quite literally

The game was the most basic shooter with some sort of extraction mechanic imaginable

Even The Cycle Frontiers had more meat on the bone than Marathon does

And The Cycle Frontiers never left it's Early Access / Beta Testing stage

That game quite literally died before it reached the market

Or another example of a game successfully killing it's predecessor, H1Z1 and PUBG

But again, that was just because H1Z1 was basically never updated by the devs

[fast garden]

man i forgot about h1z1

[fast garden]

as a long time destiny player until a little over a year ago. i knew

a lotta people liked h1z1 but literally abandoned

i think i remember watching tarkov streamers way back play the cycle

[glacial haven]

It was way better than PUBG gameplay wise, the movement was more fluent and the entire gameplay didn't feel as stiff as PUBG

Downside was, the game was basically abandonware, it did not get any updates

[fast garden]

pubg getting carried by its mobile version lately i think

asian countries

[glacial haven]

I played it, it wasn't very good but it wasn't bad either

But it was definitely more promising that Marathon

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3MajmTUnQ

lol

[glacial haven]

The game was not bad, it had some pretty cool ideas

It just didn't work out because the development studio behind it fumbled the bag

Their biggest mistake was using hitscan for the rifles

That was their downfall

Because in the initial versions, you could shoot people from pretty much across the map, just needed a somewhat competent aimbot and you're good to go

[soft coral]

WDYMMMM FOR YOU

I UPLOADED THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

SHOW IT TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIKE GAMMA NOT ME

[fast garden]

damnit

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

what the fuck

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF2jUC2RWPg

[soft coral]

3rd time?

[fast garden]

jesus

[soft coral]

aww

[fast garden]

anyway

this fucking retard

things this is for steam preorder

[glacial haven]

no need to worry

as someone who owns the beta version of tarkov

you will also receive something

a 25% off coupon for the full version

cheers

[full sand]

this thing FUCKS

I love my pistol weapons

[real solstice]

this is the shit they got Shinzo Abe with

[full sand]

some shit call the "defenistrator" or whatever

[keen sparrow]

'Romania'

'The mold is coming'

[winged mica]

I am assuming you know the reference

[cyan garnet]

Just vapourised a whole gz lobby

I'm movin like oppenheimer

[winged mica]

Man, a hydrogen bomb, went to play in a lobby of coughing babies

[cyan garnet]

Dont even feel bad i had to smash out punisher 6

[hollow patrol]

what is the reference though

[winged mica]

you already know it

[hollow patrol]

no

nothing comes to mind

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral @stark torrent

[viral egret]

yes

@hollow patrol coaie ce zbierau ciorile cand am iesit din tramvai

emission incoming seek shelter immediately

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-scared-gif-4340760138270198728

frate întrebare

[viral egret]

ba sa se auda peste casti si muzica

[hollow patrol]

tu fumezi sau ai vape

[viral egret]

nu

nici

da ce sunt eu, retard?

nu ma apuc de vape si tigarile mai degrabă nici

[hollow patrol]

perfect că eu eram în stare să am un rant de 20 de minute

peste vaperi

[viral egret]

ba frate toata clasa fumeaza la vape

daca fumez baga drq tigari

sunt mai sanatoase decat chimicalele din vape

[hollow patrol]

cu fumul lor cancerigen care nici nu știi ce este în el și în care probabil au stuchit toți muncitorii de la fabrica chineză din care le ies zeama asta de vape

[viral egret]

au gasit aia cantitati de toluene si alte chimicale novice care iti fac plamani zob

[viral egret]

pai

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

[stark torrent]

???

ah vorbeste de pasari

[viral egret]

emission incoming

[stark torrent]

[hollow patrol]

măcar de la țigară știi mai bine ce este în ea decât din vape

[viral egret]

muzica top tier reclama

[viral egret]

pai asta zic

nu sunt nici la fel de cancerigene da totusi au cateva chimicale novice si ele

dar macar nu te trezesti cu toluen si altele in corpu tau si sansa sa faci "popcorn lungs"

[hollow patrol]

că eu trb să stau lângă copii proști de ăștia care fac vape aproape zilnic și nu pot frratee

[viral egret]

coaie toata clasa mea da la vape

[hollow patrol]

îmi folosesc hainele ca o mască ca să nu vină mirosul cel puțin

[viral egret]

inafar de cativa

[hollow patrol]

că mă face să tușesc instinctiv

[viral egret]

eu ajung acasa si miros a vape si tutun ca astia ca animalele fumeaza in clasa

[viral egret]

si pe mine ca eu am trait cu fumatori care acum s-au lasat si nu suport mirosu la nici vape nici tigara

[hollow patrol]

nici eu dar tot aș prefera să fiu lângă un fumător decât unu care face vape

[viral egret]

pai

ajung azi la liceu nu fac nimic vesnic am decat bio si chimie si mate la care fac ceva

logica ce plm tre sa faci la logica

stiu sa argumentez si astea

[hollow patrol]

îmi amintesc când aveam logică la liceu nu știam nimic

[stark torrent]

Coaie aveam logica prima ora de la 8 rupeam somnul

[hollow patrol]

erau imens de simple primele lecții după nu am mai fost atent și n-am mai înțeles nimic

[stark torrent]

La un moment dat , dormea juma de clasa si a scapat o colega telefonul pe jos ne-a speriat toti

[viral egret]

e prima ora si la mine

profu vine dupa 30 de minute

se uita la noi 5 minute

si pleaca

[hollow patrol]

la mine profu avea miros puternic de alcool

[viral egret]

la fel la noi cu ala de romana

anu trecut

i-au facut astia o poezie

[hollow patrol]

îmi amintesc o profă de română care am avut-o

era o babă bătrână așa din comunism

[viral egret]

am avut si noi una

a noastra era parasutista

[hollow patrol]

odată ne-a făcut lecție de rusească în loc de română

[viral egret]

si cand i-am zis ca si eu am vrut odata sa ma arunc cu parasuta a zis ca n-am bani

[viral egret]

cum se intampla asa ceva

limba nu e asa de asemanatoare

[hollow patrol]

nici n-am zis nimica

[viral egret]

mai bine ca nu sti cand te trage la tabla

[stark torrent]

Iasi Core

[viral egret]

ba iedy cum a fost profa ta de romana

profu sau profa

[hollow patrol]

am auzit și eu ciorile vine moartea

[viral egret]

ba am facut luceafaru pana la capat sa-mi bag pl ca nea tras pe HARAP ALB

si din asta dam test

[stark torrent]

Ba au fost ok , aia de la liceu era de treaba pana ne asculta , daca nu stia nimeni ne lua mama drq punea 4 in sus si jos si avea lista neagra pentru cine lua sub nota 8 la simulare

[viral egret]

si tu erai pe lista buna sau lista neagra

ce plm e un caine in liceu

[stark torrent]

eu am luat fix 8.10 la simulare si am scapat

[viral egret]

7.65 la simulaew

[stark torrent]

Bucuresti Core

[viral egret]

profa zicea ca iau r

4

[stark torrent]

Am avut o colega care s-a dus la simulare si i-a dat aleia de invatat o gramada

Ma uitam , am zis ca nici daca mi dadea bani nu ma duceam

Abia ma trezeam dimineata sa merg la liceu ca ma jucam pana la 3 dimineata Dota

La engleza la un mom dat eram singurul cu 4 note , ma duceam si dormeam in spatele clasei

langa calorifer

[viral egret]

la fel la tehnologica si aplicatii practice

aveam 7 note de 10 ca era usoara materia

ma culcam in fiecare ora

da la noi calorifere erau calde decat vara

iarna erau inghetate

[stark torrent]

Bucuresti Core

[hollow patrol]

eu la engleză eram cel mai bun din clasă și mă lăsa să stau pe telefon în oră chiar dacă eram în prima bancă

[viral egret]

eu stateam pe telefon la fiecare ora la care stiam ca profesoru nu ii pasa si ca aveam destule note

adica nu stateam la mate sau romana sau bio si astea da la engleza franceza tehno tic da

ca oricum sunt bun la toate

inafar de franceza

euuugh french

[hollow patrol]

eeuuugghhgghhh

ackk

french

[viral egret]

engleza prima ora ma joc pe telefon

logica e urmatoarea am uitat

odata am stat toata ora si cu profu ca sa ne uitam la fotbal @hollow patrol @stark torrent

la meci

toti colegi si un profesor ne uitam la meci pe telefonu lu unu

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

as vrea sa fi avut acelas domn de sport era de treaba

acu avem unu care arata ca caracteru din tarkov smr eu

[hollow patrol]

i just realized the reference, fuck you

hopefully

frate eu nu văd multe știri mai ales la manele da cică dani mocanu e dat în urmărire națională @viral egret

s-a pierdut un manelist 😔 ce se face tineretul de azi

[stark torrent]

nu un manelist

The Manelist

omul meu si-a lansat cariera cu melodii despre puscarie :))))) WELL WELL WELL

acum cand trebuie sa o faca fuge

[hollow patrol]

singura chestie care știu despre el este că era un joc pe roblox întitulat "dani mocanu obby"

nuș nimic de manele și nici nu vreau să știu

[viral egret]

dani mocanu e in inchisoare

condamnat cu fracsu

crex

cred

[hollow patrol]

credeam că încă era pe fugă

l-au prins?

[viral egret]

cred

[hollow patrol]

gg

[winged mica]

why is this French now

what the hell

[hollow patrol]

conquered

[viral egret]

nu inca

altcandva

[hollow patrol]

napoleon got us

[viral egret]

e pe fuga

[viral egret]

je parle roumaine

nous parlons roumaine

[hollow patrol]

fuge în coreea de nord să nu-l prindă

[viral egret]

il bate pe kim pt thronu de manelist suprem

[stark torrent]

anyway ma duc la munca

[hollow patrol]

addiction

[keen sparrow]

call me schizo but, imma restart my GAMMA. that run was Loner to Freedom run #500, lol

I want to try Ecologist, i've never done them before.

[hollow patrol]

oo you wanna play zombified ooooo presszincharactercreation ooooo

[keen sparrow]

lol, i'll save at a campfire once and give it a quick look

[short cove]

I remember seeing someone w 2000 flea rep

That means iirc

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[short cove]

That he has traded 100 billion worth of shit

[hollow patrol]

big dollaris

[viral egret]

rip

good luck

[glacial haven]

thought that's indian rupees for a sec

[ancient marsh]

might as well be rn

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[glacial haven]

i mean, shit, what's the current exchange rate

dayum

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[glacial haven]

1:1.1, that ain't necessarily a good course lmao

[keen sparrow]

I think the highest i ever had my flea rep, even in SPT where sales go through 100% of the time, was 153

how the fuck does anyone get 2000

[ancient marsh]

item flipping

get traders high

buy ammo

sell ammo on flea

do it 100000000 times

infinite money glitch

[keen sparrow]

yeah that makes sense.

[glacial haven]

31 minutes of yapping about the game being delayed

Does the dude really have no better ideas for content?

[keen sparrow]

He's a software engineer, not a youtuber

remember?

[glacial haven]

Didn't age very well, about as well as his claims of being a trader but I don't really go by what a person said ages ago

Still, 31 minutes just talking about GTA 6 being delayed, that is definitely stretching the topic beyond what it's worth, I literally just shrugged it off and went about my day

And another stupid thing is to debate "what if" scenarios, it's not like he'll come to a coherent and factual conclusion, there have been no other news but the delay lmao

[glacial haven]

2 - 3 years ago is already enough to call it ages ago in today's day and age, I watched his video about WinBoat for example

[keen sparrow]

I just think it's funny how many 'engineer hats' muta tries to wear

i'll watch a video of his to see a headline i missed, but all of his opinions are smoke in the breeze t ome

[glacial haven]

Yeah idk what you'd even gain from it, I don't claim to be either since I don't have an official degree

[keen sparrow]

either a, to make people think you know what you're talking about, or b, to claim to mknow more than someone else

[glacial haven]

But like, that title isn't worth the paper it was printed on, you just now know the very fundamental basics of every field and how ancient technology was created

[keen sparrow]

it's actor behaviour

[glacial haven]

I mean, I check the first box and often times even the second box without that framed piece of paper on my wall but I get what you're saying

I don't value a graduation certificate in compsci in the slightest, you literally learn nothing of actual value, just the basics

That you can't even apply because you're missing the knowledge to implement any of it

[keen sparrow]

or it's all shit from 50 years ago

'oo yes, logic gates, this will definitely aid me in writing apps for mobile devices'

[glacial haven]

I mean, Discord for example uses one of the fundamentals you learn in computer science, bitfields

But it is quite limited and rarely used nowadays because we don't have as limited internet speeds anymore

[cyan garnet]

Ecologists sit down to pee

[glacial haven]

And that aside, it's also quite useless because it returns a json object, so it actually inflates the data rather than saving it

The only degree in computer science that is worth something is cyber security because you're taught the concepts of several commonly used attacks

[keen sparrow]

PERFECT

I LOVE REPRESENTATION IN MY VIDEO GAMES

[stark torrent]

Lol what is therr to talk about

31 minutes

Gta 5 got delayed like 5 times as well

[glacial haven]

I have no clue, he is probably talking about the game potentially being bad because of the delays

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/warmachine-rhodey-marvel-avengers-endgame-idiot-gif-14698664

[glacial haven]

And the game was only announced that early with a trailer because of the leaks

The delays are inevitable either way, the game is probably going to be gigantic, I prefer a delay if that means the game is actually playable on release

[compact knoll]

https://stupidpenisx.com/xTerotex/status/1986407369799045560

Terotex (@xTerotex)

https://t.co/GDngcfzriJ

QRT: sense_ad44424
@xTerotex Since when can you put mags in it, are you insane? 😂😂

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/2 · Nov 6, 2025, 12:16 PM

this shit never works

check the whole post

[glacial haven]

That's actually a good question tho, what can you use the secure containers for nowadays? I can only think of stashing GPU's and Bitcoins in there that I found in raid

[dusty rover]

killed sterlok

[glacial haven]

No meds, no ammo, no mags, not a lot of stuff you take into the raid anymore through the secure container

[cyan garnet]

I love that they didnt revert that for this softcore bullshit

[glacial haven]

I mean, they took out the shit that would've made sense like ammo but left in shit that makes no sense like a whole ass document pouch

[cyan garnet]

I just carry a sicc case and injectors

[glacial haven]

Not from a gameplay perspective but just from a realism perspective, nikita is basically break dancing around those words, sometimes it's for realism, sometimes it's for the hardcore aspect of the game, sometimes there is just no real reason

[cyan garnet]

You can put ears and plates in the theta case too which you can't do with gamma and kappa atm im pretty sure

I always steal mfs front plates and stick it up my ass i dont beleive in using bags on your pmc late in wipe

Punisher 6 completed i am tantalizingly close to prestige

[glacial haven]

I honestly don't even care what reason he chooses, the game doesn't need to be realistic in every aspect but removing ammo from the secure container is still kinda retarded

[cyan garnet]

Yeah its ass to die early in raid with heaps of good ammo on you

[glacial haven]

They could just put a limit on it and everything would be fine lmao

You don't need 240 rounds of m80 in a single raid stuffed somewhere up your ass

[soft coral]

heard a joke on insta that unfortunately for legal reasons i will not say here

[cyan garnet]

Im actually hate woods

[wintry ridge]

glorified sicc case

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

woah

Not this map brother

Not this one.

[cyan garnet]

Cant stand it

I legit prefer lighthouse to woods

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @cyan garnet @compact knoll @fast garden

@compact knoll you

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105948808388550749/1392590826378367047/GvVRFI8XUAA4Ust.gif

[compact knoll]

if i had a cent for everytime someone assosiated me with an orange cat

i would have 2 cents

[soft coral]

weird that it happened twice

[wintry ridge]

Yeah idk you ain't dumb enough to be an orange cat

[soft coral]

oh he is

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

@fast garden

as shitposty as I can make it

while still telling you what it's about

[compact knoll]

That's great

Like actually perfect

[soft coral]

the pot recognizes the kettle as

[pseudo storm]

pffffffffft

[soft coral]

anything but playing tarkov

Glad to see

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646

[hollow patrol]

he will return 3 days later

[stark torrent]

8*

[short cove]

How do I deal with tarkov causing me rage

[keen sparrow]

install more mods

[short cove]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeonyou-fbi-gif-26167165

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @short cove

[short cove]

Dude that's just east Europe

The fog is coming

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

okay guys

Which handguard should i use

[soft coral]

is there a bad dragon handguard?

[stark torrent]

Low spec PC settings

STREET OF TARKOV PERFORAMNCE SETTINGS

[soft coral]

HAHA

real

ayo turn on lossless

[keen sparrow]

is this fruity enough for you?

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

killing yourself

[keen sparrow]

There is a new breakthrough medication for the entire spectrum of autism

[brittle sinew]

I can't lie tarkov cured my ability to rage at games
shit made me rage so much I cant rage no more

it turned me into an "it is what it is" mf

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1436122563431628982/image.png?ex=690f1d9c&is=690dcc1c&hm=b04539836e22e6aa0ede47fc3a5aa32f7a044c27edf06f18e4f01dedc41af9da&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=774

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

TRUEEEE

@brittle sinew @short cove @keen sparrow @stark torrent @compact knoll

Fun fact: you can re-arrange the descriptions however you like and nothing would change

[brittle sinew]

Monkeydonia not mentioned but hungolia is?

[soft coral]

macedonia is a neighbourhood of Bulgaria

[soft coral]

Nobody on this world is a bigger hater of the balkans than the balkans themselves

[soft coral]

propaganda

[keen sparrow]

i LOVE

Balkan racism fueds

[soft coral]

SHUT IT AMERICANSKI

you have no power here

[keen sparrow]

Asia is the same way too

And south america

[soft coral]

Glory to the Balkans

[brittle sinew]

But those are not funny, balkans are funny

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-cat-cute-yessir-gif-17449845613192073437

[keen sparrow]

There is very little hate like that of Mexicans towards Puerto Ricans

lmao

[brittle sinew]

We love balkan

[keen sparrow]

wait

why is portugal there

[brittle sinew]

Portugal is honorary balkan country

[soft coral]

in a way balkans keep the balance between one another
we would simply be too powerful if we actually developed properly so we naturally nerf each other to keep balance in the univers

[keen sparrow]

noone surprised the american knows where portugal is

okay, i see you

[soft coral]

otherwise all of earth would be a neighbourhood of Sofia and Bucharest
including texas

[keen sparrow]

Texas would probably welcome it with open arms, ngl

Texas = meat, sports, and guns

[soft coral]

we're openly racist so texans would love it

[brittle sinew]

Serbians on the way to claim mars
Mars je srce srbije

[soft coral]

Bulgaria conquering Jupiter

💪

[brittle sinew]

portugal is literally eastern european, it's facts

I asked my serbian friend if it's true, he says it's true, portugal is honorary balkan country

[soft coral]

my super turbo shit skyfall guide nearly did 200

[short cove]

@soft coral how much watchtime

[short cove]

I hope someone shifts your automatic like that

[soft coral]

i literally just posted give it a couple of days dude

[soft coral]

Considering how small my channel is

I can't expect 5k+ views in 30 minutes

[hollow patrol]

10k in 5 min

it is done

[soft coral]

But

one advantage

considering its a healing guide

it may do well in a couple of days

[viral egret]

youre american?

[keen sparrow]

yup

and these are all the states in which i have lived

[fast garden]

3 fake locations and 2 mental illnesses

Yeehaw

[ancient marsh]

So nowhere good

Its ggs man

Genuinely forgot Idaho is a state that exists and is real

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/1lSpJuh0wD95HuaZ7yKZgv?si=OCY8LGt0S3ib_WS6eUhqVg

[keen sparrow]

That's actually the best one believe it or not

it's so good 2/3s of Oregon wants to join it

[ancient marsh]

Do not let them

They have Portland

[keen sparrow]

see that's the thing

it's the 2/3s that are east of the cascades

all the rural rancher/farmer bros are just sick of everything from portland and salem oregon

[hollow patrol]

wtf is idaho doing

[keen sparrow]

Being God-fearing Christians

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Ridge_standoff

not trusting feds

you know. Manly man stuff

They ventilated his wife's head while she was holding an infant

because They gave him the wrong court date

after They entrapped him trying to get him to cut a shotgun short because he wouldn't become an informant on white supremacists he wasn't even talking to

[hollow patrol]

what the fuck

fuck the feds

[keen sparrow]

Randy's wife was a real one too