💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

It’s the end of the world

[ancient marsh]

the diamonds are the first wipe you ever play

[flat breach]

Don't have to go to en support anymore, Flop is awake

[soft coral]

he can flop all over the place now

[native crypt]

He does that when he's excited

Like a dog

[ancient marsh]

gamma mod doing his job

and not just muting people over memes

[soft coral]

Aha

[flat breach]

It's literally not my job as a mod tho
As a helper? Sure

You don't see iedy attempting support, do you

[short cove]

He very supportively unbanned me after he banned me for a minor silly infraction

[keen sparrow]

You are a silly infraction

[flat breach]

"Let me forward a sus message and get automodded"

[soft coral]

Iedy already has enough on his plate keeping this channel and all of us apes in check

[keen sparrow]

Did 94 introduce the vortex razor, bravo and some other totally not tarkov optics?

[ancient marsh]

it is actively beneficial he does not do it

[fast garden]

Whelp

[ancient marsh]

he's gonna get someone really stupid with an obvious fix and perma them

[flat breach]

Gives wrong fix
Gets called a retard
Ban
Reddit post
Reddit gold

[keen sparrow]

I sense some history here

[fast garden]

Isn’t that a single player game

[ancient marsh]

i gotta stop the iedy criticisms

he's the only defense between me and my lack of presence on this server

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-ce-halo-flood-flood-flood-carrier-form-gif-10381700026276652553

[flat breach]

Unfortunately none
None that I'm aware of anyway
Haven't checked Reddit ever since they made the API a paid subscription or some shit and killed off good Reddit third party apps like RIF

[keen sparrow]

God wasn’t that like 4 years ago, lol

[flat breach]

[short cove]

The boi

[native crypt]

Eat him

[short cove]

Is the labyrinth map good?

[native crypt]

It's got treasure but the AI is evil

[ancient marsh]

no

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1179299845224267786/jolly-spiritis-hooray.gif?ex=65794791&is=6566d291&hm=1398cfb6d9f87c2e6caae4ca7218cbcc206cc68cf1c151491ba692b2b0fbe3fe&

Also you have to load in to shoreline first

[cyan garnet]

I like it

[stark torrent]

Fuck YOu

[short cove]

Why u tilted

[stark torrent]

Stupid people putting stupid questions

Literally a google search will tell you everything but instead bro goes on reddit to get shat on

[fast garden]

[short cove]

God I hate tarkov

[ancient marsh]

bro is on spt saying this

[short cove]

Are we being tarkov racist here? All tarkov players can hate nikillyourself's work

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-wolfenstein-the-new-order-wolfenstein-the-old-blood-punch-punch-in-the-face-gif-2326909709379957973

[cyan garnet]

Diabolical isnt it

[ancient marsh]

albanian

opinion rejected

[short cove]

Dick licker

[stark torrent]

Crazy ragebait posts on reddit today

[ancient marsh]

nikita alt

[fast garden]

Not on console what’s even the point of asking that stupid question

If a game is not available to the majority of people that play games gg

No GOTY contender

[hollow patrol]

pc master race

[stark torrent]

ate like a pig , drank like a horse

@fast garden hop on arena bbg

Today is shit on tarkov day i cant man

ragebait after ragebait

[next temple]

I learned that my friend's great great uncle was the third president of Lithuania

[native crypt]

neat

[soft coral]

cock

[keen sparrow]

I legit think if there was ever a GAMMA fan convention, if Nikita showed up he would never leave.

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hey-dad-how-was-work-gif-26179565

[soft coral]

@flat breach wtf did he mean by this

mlya dushevno to kak

[ancient marsh]

VERY SOULFUL

POST THE VIDEO SO I CAN DISLIKE IT

THANK YOU

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

mass reporting every video for terrorism

[soft coral]

mate

the fk did I do to you

[ancient marsh]

i am a man with a long fuse ivan

but you burnt through it very quickly

🫵🏿

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

you dont burn a fuse , you blow it

[ancient marsh]

you sure do blow

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[soft coral]

ok

if u say so

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-now-kiss-finn-gif-5658105

[soft coral]

yeah no

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @native crypt @short cove

[short cove]

In shorts?

Also how much do u need again?

[soft coral]

overall on channel man

[short cove]

9k?

[ancient marsh]

yo how much were the bots man

[soft coral]

you're still going?

[gritty python]

https://tenor.com/view/nariukiyo-dj-khaled-dj-gif-26371939

pov: your game is about to release but your true calling needs you

[soft coral]

@native crypt @short cove @keen sparrow @stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

CocoJambo1337 btw

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-bible-lord-god-jesus-gif-21683331

[soft coral]

should I pin of shame him?

[keen sparrow]

you found one of my people in the wild

[soft coral]

get him back in the cage

he escaped

[keen sparrow]

bro, lemme tell ya

That is the nicest youtube comment you'll ever get.

[soft coral]

I'm aware

it just made me laugh hysterically

[keen sparrow]

this mfcker - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nhbXqlIWo30

Looking all forlorn like nikita ain't fucking everyone in the ass liek that on a regular basis

he just got a little extra, lol

[soft coral]

need to find a scope for this vss asap

[native crypt]

you got the nv scope

[soft coral]

young man

Listen here young man

tbh the nvg scope lowkey isn't bad for night operations

shoutout to monolith gameplay on ironman btw

feels so stealthy

[native crypt]

yeah thats what i was saying in chat

[ancient marsh]

btw just realized

all his starter gear was fir

[keen sparrow]

paid actor

staged and fake

[wintry ridge]

Play road to vostok @soft coral

[keen sparrow]

It does have a playable accordion

that's what Ivan likes right?

[soft coral]

no

[wintry ridge]

Play with xalrider

[soft coral]

FUCK NO

[keen sparrow]

Ivan likes him right?

[native crypt]

they are married

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-how-it-feels-to-spread-misinformation-misinformation-gif-3255487469719141353

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

tarkov is literally the reason i hate ivan

after the second time he fucking ragequit 1 raid in i never played with him again and shit talk him perma

[wintry ridge]

Both of you are pussies lol

[ancient marsh]

not true

i am a very mentally resilient tarkov player

you die, call enemy a pedophile and go next

ivan be yapping about a raid that happened 2 raids ago

[wintry ridge]

Smh you gotta get ur money up

Call the dev a pedo instead

Game bad I died, dev must be evil

[ancient marsh]

no his girlfriend is hot

[ancient marsh]

the lion blames himself

[wintry ridge]

The lion is too busy looking at silly ferrets

https://fxtwitter.com/ferretfriend__/status/1963944452394803671?s=46&t=VII5nGVspIUxpRoNpdXxgQ

Ferret Friend (@ferretfriend__)

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[short cove]

Bro trust, the okp7 carries you far, the thermal one carries you wherever you wanna go

[keen sparrow]

pretty sure Ivan is talking about GAMMA btw

[short cove]

I do too

Like there isent a thermal dovetail in tark afaik

[keen sparrow]

oh you mean the

clears throat

1PN93-1

very imaginative naming scheme

[short cove]

Thermal dovetail sight yes

Mono sells it iirc when you're in LL4

Best you can slap on it

[keen sparrow]

you know what? if anyone here is going to know what to run on the VSS, it probably is this guy

[short cove]

Then he should upgrade his vss to a as val and if he plays a lot of short range a sr-3m or if he comes across a mono or isg with a rd939 he should take that

[short cove]

Honestly? Real

However gamma dosent really give you much choice in modding

You get like

Sight

And ammo

Thats it

[keen sparrow]

jesus fucking christ, would you even play a game that doesn't have atleast one 9x39 platform in it

[compact knoll]

@keen sparrow What's with the name

[keen sparrow]

idk, ask @stark torrent

[short cove]

I play ready or not

[native crypt]

its his argonian name

[short cove]

And a while ago tons of fortnite and other battle royales

(I realise I am a mental infant)

[keen sparrow]

that's caglarp garbage that all the youngins love though, doesn't count

[short cove]

Tbh storytelling goes hard

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent What's with the name

[short cove]

Looking for smth new to buy w like 40€ tho

[native crypt]

if you like crpgs try rogue trader

[short cove]

I am kinda interested in rouge likes

So i wonder if road to vostok could be it for me

Or when enter the gungeon 2 drops

As I played tf out of etg 1

[soft coral]

I wanna find an ASVAL and repair it cuz it has full auto

[stark torrent]

no idea

[native crypt]

does road to vostok have any content yet

quake 4 is really good

[keen sparrow]

alright, new goal

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

oh you know that's expert tools

that is fucked

[native crypt]

gunsmithing kit take it or leave it

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[soft coral]

pro tip: pick up handwatches and sell them @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

i already do

[soft coral]

ok mr know it all

he already does

and I already did your mother

ok I'm sorry

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

[soft coral]

I didn't mean it

[short cove]

I do not know

[keen sparrow]

I remember my mind was blown when i found out selling cards, watches, and jewelry boxes to xenotech was better than to the other guy

the guy with a girls name

[soft coral]

yeah technicians no longer want those

regular traders buy em though

[short cove]

🅱️ooty has the as val as well as the mono and sin iirc

[soft coral]

getting this

from a few millitary and dooty/unisg dead guys

we basically won this run as long as I find expert tools

[soft coral]

yeah booty was the val

ISG was the helmet

and armor was uhhh idk what

[short cove]

they iirc also run the-

the mc fuckin

the sr3m

[soft coral]

mm

true

[short cove]

smg yes

[soft coral]

so little monolith give misisons though

[flat breach]

@soft coral No offense but you'd make great friends with S5yn3t

[short cove]

as val but worse acc and range

[soft coral]

?

[short cove]

however better rpm iirc and recoil

[soft coral]

IF I get the chance to repair teh val before sa58 it will be worth it
if not w eskip val

@short cove

[short cove]

you should never underrestimate the power of 9x39, that shit EATS armour and isent really expensive to get due to you being a mono

[soft coral]

I was able to deduce that from me fighting peoples yes

[short cove]

you basically got better pen 556 with worse speed at a actual good availability

[keen sparrow]

you opened up a can of worms

[short cove]

and 762 51 ap costs a ton in comparison and is way harder to get

also soft ball isent really that great ap wise iirc

[soft coral]

was able to buy the gas system for the sa58 the tech had it

so 1 step closer

[soft coral]

WELL WELL WELL

[keen sparrow]

Meanwhile this useless sleepy fuck

[keen sparrow]

fucking GAMMA

even as Monolith, you are going to go into labs, and you're going to like it.

[soft coral]

I love this bug/oversight

[keen sparrow]

brooooo

LMAO

[keen sparrow]

That's the monolith portrait too. based af.

[soft coral]

danya..
mmmyeah
mother alive?
yes.
oh..
why?
@compact knoll

[short cove]

@keen sparrow i broke it

[keen sparrow]

@fast garden

look at this

[short cove]

please commit selfharm

[keen sparrow]

Here's your missing dependency dumbass

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/902/bigbrain#overview

maybe read two lines down next time

boy it is fucking telling when you see a mod has comments disabled

[short cove]

the humble:

[fast garden]

pls read before being retarded

[native crypt]

i swear that ever since education has been standardized and has had even more govt oversight reading comprehension has nosedived

[fast garden]

i kinda expected german education to be better than this

[native crypt]

no

the govt is almost always wrong no matter where

[keen sparrow]

negotiator put his neck out defending you, please do better

[native crypt]

brutal

[keen sparrow]

I do like that the dependency for SAIN that everyone misses is called BigBrain, lol

[short cove]

i am like one of the most able people in my class to calculate things with logic like how much X you need to reduce Y in a set flow of wastewater over a timeframe

however i never before really modded anything other then steam workshop, and that shit is unironically just click and play

dang

no error now

[keen sparrow]

these motherfuckers waste no time

[native crypt]

based

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-gif-15708054601670505600

VAMOS

[keen sparrow]

can't wait to get to Jupiter

i've only got like ~160 .308 AP saved up though, and no gun for it yet

[soft coral]

only

with 160 rounds you can kill A LOT more people than you realize

[short cove]

god i love tarkov

its now stuck in this position

[soft coral]

ok but you play spt

[short cove]

tarkov noodle code

20% spt 80% nikillyourself

[soft coral]

Should record my offlien gameplay more

cuz I get to record in 1440p without straining my gpu during streaming

[keen sparrow]

yeeeeah

it's fuckin rough

[keen sparrow]

all my NPCs do is the fuckin

[soft coral]

I mean

[keen sparrow]

CoD warzone A D A D A D A

[soft coral]

its not "difficult" per say

its the fact that SO FEW monolith give missions

[keen sparrow]

upward mobility is harder due to less stash rewards

[soft coral]

over 20 of them in palace of culture and another 10 in Yubileiny Center and like 4 of them give tasks

????

and I can't buy ammo too cuz I go kill someone waste some bullets

and gg no ammo to buy

[keen sparrow]

and one of those motherfuckers is like

"bring me 4 SKS"

[soft coral]

so I just explore outskirts jupiter and pripyat to loot items

whenever I hear shots

I go there and pray its some rookie getting killed

so I can snag his gear

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-bling-bling-boy-im-in-trouble-arent-i-in-trouble-busted-gif-9026396843781771143

[keen sparrow]

I've gotten so many upgrades watching military get absolutely demolished by the pseudogiant across from culture palace

[soft coral]

also Da Vinci Resolve isn't thathard to edit

it just looks like a plane cockpit but most stuff is self explanatory

if not click button and see if it fucks the whole edit up

[keen sparrow]

that's what i'm sayin

🤜 🤛

[soft coral]

also for a few version it has everything I need

and then some

jk its 1440p

[surreal stirrup]

how hard i will suck on some ranked mode in tarkov arena with this

what

wtf is that

[soft coral]

mp7

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh @fast garden @keen sparrow

[surreal stirrup]

Double Kill 🗣️ 🔥

[stark torrent]

Double TeamKill

[ancient marsh]

the lion doesn't take medication and hurts ones close to him

[keen sparrow]

local meth addict becomes john wick

[soft coral]

"oops"

[surreal stirrup]

what a nice gentelmen

[soft coral]

nice CRT

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

[keen sparrow]

i'm stealing that

[stark torrent]

bro just wanted to cap the point

for his quest

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

HOLY FUCK

noone likes this game but they still play it

[soft coral]

oh man

I cant breathe

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal_Directive

[keen sparrow]

what kind of sick soviet blood magick did nikita put into this game

[soft coral]

AY AY AY

⚠️

[stark torrent]

BASED

[soft coral]

WOAH WOAH

POLITICAL

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

get that off my screen before i get 15 years in prison

[surreal stirrup]

"hey shitass, wanna see me dunk on people with this shit"

[keen sparrow]

WHOA WHOA WHOA

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

THAT THANG CURVING LIKE A SCIMITAR

[surreal stirrup]

"why is there a giga dick"

[ancient marsh]

[surreal stirrup]

those are eft players dude

they never felt a touch of woman in years

[soft coral]

[surreal stirrup]

is this the new melee weapon that buyanov hides from us

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

[surreal stirrup]

(i meant the cock)

[stark torrent]

Jarvis locate the closest mazda 6 2007 diesel for scav run

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent knows that if a dev kills you they show that weapon

THOSE WHO KNOW

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/маяк-масленица-мемы-мем-майнкрафт-gif-6480544764279237937

this loadout is specifically made for me to suffer
uzi + mp-133 with shit armor

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/2025-brainrot-2025-meme-backward-r-backwards-r-niche-meme-gif-10482816943131471118

[ancient marsh]

this guy actually talking about not even tarkov, but ARENA

[stark torrent]

what does totr mean

[ancient marsh]

why tf would i know

[surreal stirrup]

тотя. ❤️

[stark torrent]

why do youe have a reverse R in your alphabet man

fucking dogshit

[surreal stirrup]

тотя. ❤️

the reverse R in our language can be used as me or i

so uhh

trol

[soft coral]

Тотиана

[surreal stirrup]

татаяна

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/closer-look-ratchel-dratch-saturday-night-live-fix-glasses-adjust-glasses-gif-18079474

They're speaking vodka in the chat

https://tenor.com/view/wipe-eyes-cant-unsee-rubbing-eyes-want-to-unsee-itchy-gif-16852131

[surreal stirrup]

тотя. ❤️

[soft coral]

says the

no nvm

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

[keen sparrow]

say it

SAY IT

speak your truth homie

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-inner-peace-meditating-meditation-gif-16265872

No.

Inner peace...

[keen sparrow]

google translate thinks that 'тотя' is Toyota or some shit

[soft coral]

LMAO

[keen sparrow]

google's retarded

yeah, useless program

[soft coral]

why bulgarian though

use russian

[keen sparrow]

no fucking idea

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

it auto-s to bulgarian

i have to manually set it to russian

See?

[soft coral]

lol

[keen sparrow]

This must be some locked behind native speaker shit whatever it is

[surreal stirrup]

no

it's just a random word

[keen sparrow]

k then google is extra retarded

i know google doesn't handle slang well

watch this

on second thought nevermind

not typing slurs in brazilian portuguese today

[surreal stirrup]

ok

[stark torrent]

Rex negative rizz

[keen sparrow]

oh well that works

huh

[keen sparrow]

good, 1 kid is enough

[winged mica]

Toyota

[surreal stirrup]

totoya

[flat breach]

Tarkov channel
Check inside
тотя

[surreal stirrup]

тотя

[viral egret]

bro wtf

what is my ig fyp doing

[soft coral]

we dont talk about IG fyp

[viral egret]

i cant even tyalk abt it in here

its not that its racist or anything

[soft coral]

I scroll 2 times and I post somthing in here I get permad

[granite coral]

📚 fyp

Accronym for Fixed Your Post. Use when [quoting] someone in a [newsgroup] or onine forum [and then] add a few key words here and there.

Mr.[PotatoHead]:
"[Radiohead] sucks."

GoodTasteInMusicGuy:
""[Radiohead] rocks" FYP"

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

bro

all i gotta say

is it was a youtube live on ig reels

and one of the comments was

"bro finally took a breath"

[winged mica]

Tota?

[keen sparrow]

That's Torta

pinche chingado madre

why

[soft coral]

what the fk am I readin

[keen sparrow]

shoe is on the other foot ed boy

my dumbass read this as 'Vitka Shits'

[surreal stirrup]

it is close to truth

[ancient marsh]

shtirlits is a soviet fictional character of a soviet spy in nazi germany

[keen sparrow]

Shirtlifts, got it

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stierlitz

[keen sparrow]

lmao just realised

The mod author for the Tep-300 earbuds felt it necessary to explain BSG's weight

That's better

Jfc, they cloned the Comtac IIs for these

The mod author and BSG by the way

the earbuds are basically ComTac II

[fast garden]

late to the punch again spter

[keen sparrow]

oh ,do people already know these are dogshit?

[surreal stirrup]

mid

[fast garden]

but why would the mod author not replicate how it is in game?

[keen sparrow]

no that's what they did

[fast garden]

thats what im asking

why would they not?

[keen sparrow]

oh

I replaced the tpltoclone ID with the Comtac 6 ID

fuck that

[fast garden]

they are primarily for wearing under headgear that headsets aret compatable with

ie altyn

[keen sparrow]

'mod it to make it better'

I made them better

now the earbuds have Comtac 6 sound profile

[fast garden]

liberators my beloved

the earbuds are likely gonna be nerfed at some point in live

[keen sparrow]

tf

lol

[stark torrent]

Nobody cares man

[keen sparrow]

how far can Comtac 2s be nerfed

[stark torrent]

Old factory sucked as much as the new one

Spawn in , get impacted

Spawn in, get gl'd

Spawn in , with Tagilla

[keen sparrow]

tbh i'll probably do like 3 raids with them and then default back to Sordins like a fucking caveman

[fast garden]

what even man

if i see old factory show up in two days ill lose my shit

[fast garden]

what part of can be worn with any headgear is sailing over your head

[fast garden]

erm

no tag on old factory

[keen sparrow]

idk never saw not wearing earpro with a helmet as that much of a detriment

ope, i said something he disagrees with

[fast garden]

spt player doesnt have to interact with sound in tarkov gg

[keen sparrow]

because the sound in live is soooo great and not broken anyways

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[fast garden]

ah yes let me hear less of it then

[keen sparrow]

"The staircase that makes footsteps in-audible"

[fast garden]

though you dont have to worry about the ks23 player on the corner because nothing like that exists

[keen sparrow]

what's that? i can't hear you over my comtac 6 earbuds inside my altyn

[stark torrent]

you guys should tongue

[keen sparrow]

he do be lookin kinda cute tho

[fast garden]

i dont even know what you are tying to argue anymore

[surreal stirrup]

hoor- >explodes

[surreal stirrup]

i am never playing arena

[surreal stirrup]

that shit is stuck at loading in the main menu

it keeps fucking reading

[fast garden]

bro is playing on a thinkpad

lmfao

[glacial haven]

did you install the game on a micro sd card by any chance?

[keen sparrow]

Did installing modding tools for tapkob break the bank?

[surreal stirrup]

no

i do have like
a micro sd on 2 tbs for my shit that totally wont break

[fast garden]

@stark torrent i was arc raiding it with friends when you pinged me

games pvp is hilariously unbalanced btw

pvp was a struggle with the base weapons

especially with some of the dogshit ones like the rattler or whatever

pick up a renegade

literally fucking 3 taps everyone

to the body

insanely accurate

20 round mag on a lever action with an extended mag

god forbid you hit a headshot

couple games of that later

team with renegades fights my team

we all die so quick we had no idea where they were

we had medium shields

[surreal stirrup]

it consume

[stark torrent]

Yeah thats why i been holding on Arc Raiders , with tarkov coming soon + me having work anyway and closest holiday being December

eh i cant be fucked

[fast garden]

game should have been a pve survival game

not that its bad at what its doing but,

it just made me wish Generation Zero was a better game too

i want open world survival game with the main threat as weird ass robots

and one that doesnt suck

[soft coral]

can't be fucked alright

[fast garden]

yeah imo dont bother

the novelty wears off quick

only reason i dont really regret it is because its something to play with my console bros

[stark torrent]

yeah that i guess is a plus

• casual enough

[fast garden]

yeah

that stops real quick once you queue non solo

we genuinely had to fight off like

5 squads back to back

ran of health meds and since shields dont block all dmg

gg

ill give it to my buddies they are very casual players

but they held out pretty fucking good

i also fucking despise the late spawns

you can late spawn into someone at exfil in front of you

[glacial haven]

I mean, Arc Raiders looks like a mix of Ghost Recon Wildlands and Tarkov, doesn't look bad but I don't think I'd have much fun with it

[fast garden]

thats one hell of a combination

and that would be far more interesting

[glacial haven]

Very possible that I am just looking at it from that perspective because I haven't played the game

Just looks like a combo of the 2

[surreal stirrup]

if it was like that
i would try it out

and then return the money

[glacial haven]

Idk, what's more fitting, PUBG + Tarkov?

[fast garden]

gen zero and tarkov

idk

[glacial haven]

It just reminded me of it because of the perspective that your character is in

[fast garden]

gen zero tarkov but third person

[glacial haven]

[soft coral]

anyway

https://youtu.be/A6GGsFtnySY?si=SKCsLNRyRUAqtXk_

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[fast garden]

motorstorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhGnCa0ZvTI

15 year old video holy peak

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eDvBEftk1I0

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/Y6gcmbioqiE?si=z0qC-6W8XOQX6Yfn @stark torrent

16 years ago

Man...

AYO

[stark torrent]

big long nose 100% italian

fucking natural iron sights

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h-XtAWDZL5A

oih

ive been sending these in the wrong place

[soft coral]

you can tell this is 16 years ago

[compact knoll]

probably plays better than you too

well thats a low bar

but you get the point

[soft coral]

I dont play cs

this burn doesn't work

we all know him

[wintry ridge]

More like breakpoint

Since y'know

It had all the robots

[glacial haven]

fair enough

never played breakpoint

since like, i know ubisoft and how they usually manage to make the next game in the ip worse

[fast garden]

(it was)

[glacial haven]

can't say that i am surprised

[ancient marsh]

holy shit he's like 15 here

[wintry ridge]

It's not bad but the story progression is worse than breakpoint and enemies are even more spongey

[fast garden]

it was abysmal dogshit on launch im sure its just mid now

[short cove]

@keen sparrow

Its so good

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-wolfenstein-the-new-order-wolfenstein-the-old-blood-punch-punch-in-the-face-gif-2326909709379957973

[full sand]

ez loot

[short cove]

The bumpfire stock

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

He fr thinks hell make a bag

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1435742979892711475/KILLSCAVS.mp4?ex=690d1359&is=690bc1d9&hm=156cfd973f4d5d44435fa5375ac363153da72f8b7320728f76cd2688b0121609&

[ancient marsh]

wrong chat

back to offtopic

[fast garden]

dont be mean to samantha

bad xal

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349802978999013476/1375312451456860190/IMG_4419.gif

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-zenlesszonezero-miyabi-zzz-zzz-gif-14441921632845747141

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015133624552673313/1352486118288789586/togif.gif

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/die-funny-gif-5486637858107962059

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372099490495860736/1381251444354715719/speed.gif

[fast garden]

me choosing my kit rn

[soft coral]

ANYTHING BUT TARKOV

thank you chat

[fast garden]

goofy ahh mask

[soft coral]

.45 has that conservative apalachia racist vibe

I fw with it

[fast garden]

blue polo with 380 is distinctly hispanic

[soft coral]

yeah

sounds like he'll offer to roof my house

[fast garden]

that two tone 380 a little fancy tho

[compact knoll]

i dont like the black sleeves

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/3L59Xovyqao?si=d71mSmZQGmOIrgu6

we carry that icon with us like a curse

[fast garden]

its the reason i like them so much

the usec camo i like more but the rash guards dont cover the whole arm

[compact knoll]

its not the same when it doesnt make the sight

[keen sparrow]

The heart hands ones are in there too

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1432029566141988867/1435747475087556729/image.png?ex=690d1788&is=690bc608&hm=6ebd697206442a0fed203e2203ddde3be2ecb3382f8b4c69301a64bcad66ef58&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=460

[full sand]

Insane haul

I can now become spiderman

[soft coral]

why post here and in #╟❓general-offtopic @full sand

[keen sparrow]

what is happening

[soft coral]

pick one wtf

it gets annoying

[keen sparrow]

lmao, at this point i'm more on-topic, lmfao

[soft coral]

and thatsays a lot

[keen sparrow]

Right?!

[keen sparrow]

What is this, Destiny?

[soft coral]

Crazy.

cock raiders

[keen sparrow]

tf are you playing

oh

[soft coral]

arc raiders*

the new "tarkov killer"

[keen sparrow]

yeah if it wasn't made by depressed slavs, idc

[soft coral]

dw it will die in 2 months

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-okay-slide-gif-15172486

[soft coral]

same as ABI

[keen sparrow]

watch arc raiders was made in like.. albania and imma have to eat crow

gross

hingadingadurgen

[fast garden]

this one wont

but its not really a tarkov killer either

its casual but good at what it does

[soft coral]

too bad I play the same 3 games

isaac gamma and hello kitty adventures

[fast garden]

yeah uh

dont bother

[soft coral]

I wont

my brain can barely handle playing 3 games

[full sand]

Iedy keeps posting tarkov copypastas into offtopic so now Im posting arc raiders in here

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

see but you are forgetting that this is our domain

[keen sparrow]

oh they're being a shitter on purpose, cool cool got it got it

[soft coral]

the offtopicers cannot fathom that tarkov chat is far far worse

you dont want this fight sam

[keen sparrow]

we are

FUCKING UP OFFTOPIC

[severe spindle]

Are you?

It looks pretty normal to me

[native crypt]

I don't want to because that would destroy the, mostly effective, furry and anime pfp containment zone

[keen sparrow]

oo shit you're right

[severe spindle]

[native crypt]

It's like when Tumblr went down so they flooded the rest of the Internet like a cancer

[keen sparrow]

too too true

[fast garden]

ai asian women and edna mode and says, unrionically, leftoid

must be a fed

rex are you aware that you are a strange critter

[misty scroll]

i unhid muted channels for a moment why is tarkov under suicide watch

[fast garden]

1.0

[misty scroll]

Scary!

anyway i will do what sam isnt and NOT post arc in tarkov chat

this place smells

[fast garden]

id say youd get more engagement here but everyone runs each other off

[misty scroll]

😔

[winged mica]

Fucking up off topic?

You barely breathes in offtopic

[fast garden]

rex is just one of those kinds of people

better he stay in containment here

[fast garden]

sending arena shit to pve so silly

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

[keen sparrow]

Two of those are frota gripes he made up himself

And that fucker is a skinwalker

Want me to record my DMs with him a year ago?

Totally different person.

[fast garden]

you are both equally weird

[keen sparrow]

great

now he's going to come here and sperg tf out

like a little sperg

'how dare you say i'm as weird as rex'

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

[fast garden]

motorboat sticker

[fast garden]

its so fucking goofy

[keen sparrow]

then one of the 1,000 variations of telling someone to kill themselves

so boooring

[fast garden]

thats gotta be modded clothing right

[keen sparrow]

oh fuck yeah

and Mare Lamentorum before it got nuked

[fast garden]

dude i like

got the game a while back

and a skip to shadowbringers

[keen sparrow]

huge mistake btw, you wasted your money

[fast garden]

because i tried starting with arr and it was so dogshit i never wanted to play again

but i wanted to really try and get into the game

since all my friends played

yeah i know

[keen sparrow]

waste of money because you gave Sqenix money for 1

and two because job bloat is so fucking bad, lol

[keen sparrow]

yeah i fell into that trap

[fast garden]

but i tried to play

[keen sparrow]

here i am 6,800 hours later

[fast garden]

that kinda game is just not for me

the gameplay itself is so fucking boring that i cannot be asked to care about the story

as a social game its alright probably

[keen sparrow]

The problem is the good gameplay is locked behind a shit story

so get this

to do ultimates, the hardest of the hardest fights

you have to have cleared a third of the savage tier

to do the savage tier, you have to do the fucking story

[fast garden]

LONG AS SHIT

agony

[keen sparrow]

yeah well over 1,200 quests and counting

90% of the game has no voice acting even though you know those fucks are making hundreds of millions

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-meditate-josephina-deep-breaths-gif-15437684

i'm going to not

go on my rants

[fast garden]

ive been over the game is shit conversation with my friends a dozen times already

[wintry ridge]

that game

[wintry ridge]

this was like uhh

Scorn but bad

[fast garden]

they kinda were stockholmed like hell for the longest time till recently

https://medal.tv/games/halo-mcc/clips/lrWVyzene7dtQlSAy?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=8zkvkCrgAiUaYx

anyway

clips from me and friend halo 4 legendary

[keen sparrow]

dawntrail broke everyone's trance, noone likes ff14 anymore

[wintry ridge]

i didnt know the forerunners got jackals

[keen sparrow]

not even the story-slop enjoyers

[fast garden]

that binary rifle set me to zero

https://medal.tv/games/halo-mcc/clips/lrWZJrp03JyMA7j-d?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=8zkLXy0HAoCYSf

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/be-gone-gif-18527720

[keen sparrow]

you're the loud guy aren't you

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

how'd i know

GOD DAMNIT

bro

i don't

i'm making a new youtube account

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[keen sparrow]

it's okay, i am a loud gamer too.

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-ashtar-sheran-gif-10695907235911658484

[keen sparrow]

I could explain the clip, but

[keen sparrow]

why are we sending the nordics now

[fast garden]

tank buster or something

idk i dont play that game

[keen sparrow]

'line stack'

[fast garden]

all my knowledge is residual

[keen sparrow]

but it'd take like 15 minutes

[fast garden]

its so fucking stupid i love it

[keen sparrow]

and this channels attention span is that of a doorknob

[fast garden]

not worth

here actually i do it this

ill do it this way

ill just send it to my friends and make them explain cuz im in vc with them

[keen sparrow]

o

shit

okay, in Lynn's defense, alliance A did it to us first

they'll know what i mean

[keen sparrow]

now i have to look up 'agartha vril'

LMFAO

k closing that tab

holy schizoid paranoia batman

[fast garden]

this is so ugly

lmao

[compact knoll]

kinda fucks

[wintry ridge]

no it dont

lookin like a monolith larper who lost all the budget from the shoulders up

[fast garden]

da monolitha

[keen sparrow]

Can the PMCs be women yet?

[fast garden]

or whatever they say

[keen sparrow]

no?

https://tenor.com/view/donald-duck-sleep-gif-12073235593935901891

AND WOMEN

[fast garden]

just blow yo shit off twin 🥀

[keen sparrow]

NO TYPE A TYPE B

[wintry ridge]

do you think monolithians would sell JO crystals

[fast garden]

tarkov is not a type a type b game

[wintry ridge]

still no type B, why even raid

😿

[keen sparrow]

ayo frota, wanna charge jo crystals together?

[wintry ridge]

no, go ask ur wife

[fast garden]

jo crystal?

[keen sparrow]

its an old game grumps joke

[wintry ridge]

its uhhh

psuedoscience that's vril tier

[fast garden]

brilliant

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv7UO2wFygA

[wintry ridge]

crystals that store "orgone" energy aka like orgasm energy

[wintry ridge]

nah its been around longer than that

[keen sparrow]

oh fuck you're going into the deep lore then

My favourite is the old old chinese dude that breaks down over an hour why perpetually edging gets you closer to divinity.

[wintry ridge]

idk why but dead island 2 had this

the uhhh

psycho patrol R too

[fast garden]

oh man

my friend constantly, i mean CONSTANTLY, has semen retention shit in feeds for any social media

and youtube

its so fucking funny

[keen sparrow]

jfc, lmao

[wintry ridge]

oh nvm its just an idea of a life energy but the guy who invented it had weird views on masturbation

the "orgone accumulator" lmfao

[wintry ridge]

you already know what the purpose is

[keen sparrow]

its like a confession box but.. no priest

[wintry ridge]

its the sin box

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-winchester-coughing-up-blood-cough-up-blood-supernatural-gif-10633850

This is like any of you getting eft ads on youtube

[native crypt]

@fast garden

[keen sparrow]

ah yes

The other reason i never do the story in GAMMA

[fast garden]

what task

[keen sparrow]

just making my way to the brain scorcher

atleast i saved after the 2 pseudogiants, 4 zombies, red chimera, black chimera, psydog, and 5 blind dogs.

i had barely touched monolith yet, jsut started going up the hill.

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

yeah, miracle machine, brain scorcher, and the NPP are like a hard pass for me

each of them crashes 5+ times before i finish them

[fast garden]

all 3 the most enjoyable things imo

i rarely have issues though

addon moment ?

[keen sparrow]

Even before i knew you could go to moddb to add more shit

it has always been like this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SU8TniYfo64

[fast garden]

highest iq tracksuit user outside of interchange

[keen sparrow]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[keen sparrow]

Alle's shorts are entertaining when he's not playing Labs like it's CoD Warzome

[fast garden]

man those new strike industries handguards for the m4 are cool as hell

too bad nikita forgot to add them to traders

like the last 10 attachment additions

we still dont have the akms buffer tube adapter on traders

lmao

[keen sparrow]

TraderAssorts are hard

/sarcasm

[fast garden]

something new gets added

its not on traders

and its not in arena

many such cases

idek how you are gonna find this shit

it comes in 3 parts

[keen sparrow]

Meanwhile spt 4.0 is about to get 300 attachments

Dude’s got, just for the m4, handguards by 6 different manufacturers, each in different lengths, and each different length in like 2-3 colours

And that’s just m4 handguards

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

i burst out laughing when he said it

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

awful 😭

let bro play gregtech in his room or something, why they gotta drag his ass around for clout

[native crypt]

i wish they would stop torturing this retard for entertainment

[stark torrent]

p!monolith

[torpid sparrow]

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[native crypt]

Zamn

[native crypt]

I remember when shooter born could be done with any weapon

[cyan garnet]

i hate sniping so much it's unreal

also i kinda suck with bolties

the streets shooter born was like pulling teeth

it's time for ground zero

i only have to do punisher 6 sbih and psycho sniper then i'm done

[fast garden]

last hero chop shop giving me straight teeth

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Oorah

[short cove]

If it were dmrs too, id be fine cuz you got rifles like the vss that are dmrs but not really.

[short cove]

Just camp the one bank building that has the mg on top

Or be a gigamegahyper chad and ball out w your balls out and cqc it

[cyan garnet]

okay mr spt player

[short cove]

I love watching flesh simulator break down the north Hollywood shooting, it makes me feel in real time how I am getting radicalised.

Its kinda like being a 8y/o on Christmas

[fast garden]

guy in arena named kabandidlasvegas

[fast garden]

german being radicalized

uh oh

the sub 200 hour player and mostly in spt is giving sbih tips

🥀

the quest is just ass its that simple

[low iris]

Steven padlock on his way to take up 800 pounds of guns and ammo alone

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-coleman-gif-27101395

[fast garden]

I was laughing at the name for a third of the match man

[low iris]

not only that but the lack of rounds on the ground and whatnot

multiple flashes from different windows

sussy!!!!

[fast garden]

I love my government

[low iris]

that and there wasnt even a reason

they tried to say he joined al qaeda and did it and al qaeda said "nah he didnt lol" i remember that

that and his house burnt down and they found a bunch of cheese pizza on his brother's old ass computer

[compact knoll]

How do you even get that one

[low iris]

it was before they changed the voicelines

[fast garden]

I was gonna say that doesn’t sound like toc I remember

[low iris]

it used to be the old TOC when you got an F

i miss the old voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiLRYhdMyE

theyve gone through 4 different VAa for TOC i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0G1vKbOr4&list=PL_WJf9Uk7YWGjfIp_N0-R697AQI3vlvnq&index=5

trhey planned the secret in pork hoaken YEARSSS AGO

[short cove]

Likr he HAS to have been sus about it and like bro can't just carry 24 gun shaped rifles and not got anyone saying "can we help you move it?" Or "what's in the bag?" Like some highrollers actually do want to have like tons of shit moved to their hotel room

Also the non broken 200pound hurricane proof windows are a lil- weird.

[keen sparrow]

wasn't there some theory that the whole thing was a cover up for some saudi weapons deal gone bad

[low iris]

kinda there was some saudi prince out there doing stuff

he was in a helicopter that was taking off at the time of shooting

i just think it was to ban bump stocks cant lie

[short cove]

Dident the Saudi below his room got tortured to death like on yhe minute a year later somewhere?

Like on yhe minute of the shooting

[short cove]

And high capacity mags

Bro is the reason we cant buy 60rnds from mechanic nor peacekeeper

[low iris]

wait no the theory is that it was an assassination attempt

but like then why would they start just killing random ass people at a concert it makes no sense

[short cove]

https://youtu.be/x8JZ8JRscBU?si=S0Y_Q4p_E5t60M9X

This is all in minecraft, as a thought experiment, just a idea, role-playing, and most importantly, not real

[low iris]

so to me it seems more like just an excuse to ban bump stocks

THANG GOD FRTS EXIST

welcome back bumpstock

[short cove]

Btw i got the 🏴‍☠️ version for the 45 minute mini series if someone wants it

[short cove]

but the federal ban on full auto weapons is made so well that you never ever nuhuh cant get them

its easier to obtain 24 rifles (some of those rifles had no irons nor scopes or holos) and bumpstocks for them rather then just a FA m4

Also please disregard the m240 bravo shooting sounds

[cyan garnet]

Camping is for geys

The rat fears the shift w chad

[short cove]

And that the window wasent broken

And that there were like no shells in the room

And that the fire detector dident went off

And that there wasent any footage of him in the hotel

And that there was a folder with what seemed like a passport which then got censored pretty quickly on bodycam footage

And that he had a cia telephone number

And that he had the calculations for his sights which aren't usable with bumpstocks just written out on a post it without the path, just the end result

And that the shell casings looked like they were dropped after he committed delete system 32